WEBVTT - Weirdhouse Cinema Rewind: Plan 9 from Outer Space

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome to Weird House Cinema. Rewind. Today we

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<v Speaker 1>are bringing you an older episode of Weird House Cinema.

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<v Speaker 1>This one was originally published on August fifth, twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh boyd, this is the one we did on

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<v Speaker 1>Plan nine from Outer Space. Let's dive right in.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, a production of iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, welcome to Weird House Cinema. This is Rob Lamb.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is Joe McCormick, and it's finally time for

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<v Speaker 1>our very first ed Wood movie on Weird House Cinema.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's selection is perhaps the reigning world champion of the Schlocktagon.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the nineteen fifty seven undead Saucer invasion film

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<v Speaker 1>Plan nine from Outer Space, a movie in which fussy

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<v Speaker 1>aliens attempt to conquer planet Earth by creating approximately three

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<v Speaker 1>zombies at a local cemetery in Los Angeles. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>wondering how long it would take us to do an

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<v Speaker 1>Edwood movie, and we debated whether we should do this,

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<v Speaker 1>do this one or Bride of the Monster. They're both fantastic,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think this might be a sort of emotional

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<v Speaker 1>episode for me because Plan nine is not only one

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<v Speaker 1>of the best and most famously bad movies of all time,

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<v Speaker 1>it also played a very special role in my life. So, Rob,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I ever told you this before,

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<v Speaker 1>but when my wife Rachel and I were very first

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out when we were in high school. This was

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<v Speaker 1>before we were technically dating. I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 1>term in your high school time and place was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was going out for us before we were going out.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the first times we ever got together was

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<v Speaker 1>to watch Plan nine from Outer Space in the basement

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<v Speaker 1>of my parents' house.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, that's sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So we already knew each other, we had some

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<v Speaker 1>friends in common, and for some reason we decided we

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<v Speaker 1>needed to see this movie. And I still remember vividly

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of failed attempts to acquire a copy, like

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<v Speaker 1>we went to Blockbuster Video, thinking, oh, yeah, okay, it's Blockbuster,

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<v Speaker 1>surely they will have Plan nine from Outer Space, and

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<v Speaker 1>what a shock they did not. This would have been

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<v Speaker 1>I think of around two thousand and two, so they

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<v Speaker 1>could have hooked us up with thirty seven copies of

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<v Speaker 1>mister Deed's if we wanted, but they did not have

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<v Speaker 1>any Edwood movies in stock and Eventually we figured out

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<v Speaker 1>that one of Rachel's friends had a bootleg VHS tape

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<v Speaker 1>of it. We finally got our hands on it, and wow,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so perfect, like the aliens wearing the costumes,

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<v Speaker 1>with the medieval sigils, like you know, Bunny Breckenridge with

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<v Speaker 1>the axe, and the constant switching between night and day,

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<v Speaker 1>the floppy tombstones, the line delivery but I'll be in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was. It was just a magical experience. And

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<v Speaker 1>now in our house, right next to one of our

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<v Speaker 1>wedding photos, we have a framed portrait of Tor Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>and Vampira from Plan nine.

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<v Speaker 3>That's sweet. And I have to say, this is probably

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<v Speaker 3>the perfect movie to watch on a bootleg VHS in

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<v Speaker 3>a basement somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this is a great date movie in general. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I've watched this with my wife before and it's it's

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<v Speaker 3>just it is. It is NonStop, it is relentlessly what

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<v Speaker 3>it is, and it's I was having trouble coming up

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<v Speaker 3>with the perfect adjective for what this film is because

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<v Speaker 3>you can say it's cheesy, or it's bad, or it's amateur,

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<v Speaker 3>or it's outsider art. You know, and it's and it

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<v Speaker 3>is all those things, and yet it it it kind

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<v Speaker 3>of expands beyond easy definition.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, And I also just want to point out

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<v Speaker 1>that this is another nineteen fifty seven sci fi horror movie,

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<v Speaker 1>which you know, I was trying to think of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling about this. It's kind of ineffable.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to find the best way to put

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<v Speaker 1>it into words. But I think I think it's that

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<v Speaker 1>I have a sense that, like nineteen fifty seven to

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<v Speaker 1>fifty eight was a two year period that was a

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<v Speaker 1>renaissance for sci fi monster trash, like just to stick

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<v Speaker 1>to movies that we've talked about on Weird House, fifty

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<v Speaker 1>seven was the same year as Attack of the Crab

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<v Speaker 1>Monsters and Not of This Earth. Fifty eight was The

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<v Speaker 1>Brain Eaters and Fiend Without a Face. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>something happened during this two year period. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>shift in the veldtgeist, and it gave rise to all

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<v Speaker 1>these emanations, emanations in the gnostic sense, from a kind

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<v Speaker 1>of primeval spirit of B movie weirdness, and the world

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<v Speaker 1>has never been the same. We live in the culture

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<v Speaker 1>that was built by the clumsy brow furrowing Demiurge that

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<v Speaker 1>descended from those emanations. It's fifty seven to fifty eight,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's been monsters ever since. This is the air

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<v Speaker 1>we breathe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it's a great point. And yeah, thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about my own history with ed Wood and Plan nine

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<v Speaker 3>from Outer Space, I'm reminded that I think I saw

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<v Speaker 3>my first clips from a number of these movies in

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen eighty two's it came from Hollywood, which somebody in

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<v Speaker 3>my family had taped off of HBO onto VHS, and

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<v Speaker 3>for some reason I was allowed to watch this over

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<v Speaker 3>and over again, even though you know, it's mostly like

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of fun monster clips, but also some risk

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<v Speaker 3>humor and also some disturbing content from Hollywood of yesteryear.

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<v Speaker 3>But still there's a whole section on there's that is

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<v Speaker 3>celebrating Edwood and talking about like how great and how fun.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, So much of this content was so many

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<v Speaker 3>of these films, and I guess I kind of took

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<v Speaker 3>all that for granted. And it wasn't until I was

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<v Speaker 3>digging in and researching a little bit for this picture

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<v Speaker 3>that I realized before, like before the early eighties when

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<v Speaker 3>this came out and some other things were going on

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<v Speaker 3>with film festivals, like ed Wood had already drifted into obscurity,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was it was the memory of these films

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<v Speaker 3>that ended up resurrecting his spirit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, the weirdness of Plan nine. I get the

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<v Speaker 1>impression that this was not recognized at the time as

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<v Speaker 1>anything great or worthwhile, and it was not celebrated even

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<v Speaker 1>in an ironic sense, for a long time until like

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<v Speaker 1>decades after it was made. I think the initial reaction was, well,

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<v Speaker 1>that was weird. Okay, never see that again.

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<v Speaker 3>But to come back to what you said, like the

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<v Speaker 3>classic era, you know, I mean they are different classic

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<v Speaker 3>eras and cinema, but he had that late nineteen fifties

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<v Speaker 3>era seemed to have produced a number of these ideas,

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<v Speaker 3>these tropes that would continue to resonate throughout our film

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<v Speaker 3>culture as different creators then grew up with those images

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<v Speaker 3>in their heads and then created their own things.

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<v Speaker 1>I sort of feel like this is the era where

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<v Speaker 1>like the Corman machine is finally humming at full output

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<v Speaker 1>like it has it's going, and other parallel production machines

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<v Speaker 1>for drive in monster movies are sort of at their

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<v Speaker 1>peak output.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but before we get too.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrapped up in how Plan nine from Outer Space is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, cranking the gears of history and of our

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<v Speaker 1>personal lives before we get caught in the wheels of progress.

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<v Speaker 1>We should also describe what this movie is in a

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<v Speaker 1>literal sense, so I have a few categories I think

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<v Speaker 1>it should fit into. One is that it's a fifties

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<v Speaker 1>flying saucer movie. The plot concerns aliens who fly around

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<v Speaker 1>in saucers that are described both as saucers and as

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<v Speaker 1>quote cigar shaped. That's mutually exclusive, dude. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why you say that in the movie, but that's what

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<v Speaker 1>they say. But at their saucers, they come to Earth

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<v Speaker 1>to do something something vaguely hostile. It seems their main

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<v Speaker 1>objectives are to make sure that humans acknowledge their existence

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<v Speaker 1>and to keep humans from finding out about them.

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<v Speaker 3>And we find out more about their missions as we'll

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<v Speaker 3>get into.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so what is their Well, this entails the

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<v Speaker 1>second thing. It's also a zombie movie. The aliens plan

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<v Speaker 1>involves resurrecting the dead from a cemetery and making these

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<v Speaker 1>revenants wander around and scare people. It is also an

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<v Speaker 1>ed Wood movie. Now, more about that when we discuss

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<v Speaker 1>Edwood directly. But this means a film made with an

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely irresistible blend of overwhelming ineptitude and awe inspiring self confidence.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a combination I can't really think of in

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<v Speaker 1>any other filmmaker. It's a movie that is so bad

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<v Speaker 1>it's unbelievable, and yet it doesn't feel like just check

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<v Speaker 1>cashing hackwork. It feels like it was made by someone

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<v Speaker 1>who thought this was a brilliant masterpiece and it might

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<v Speaker 1>even change the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's an audacity to Edwood movies for sure. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so we'll get it into that in a bed, But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there's nothing quite like an ed Wood film.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, tying into the cast, which we'll discuss more in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, I think it's important to say this is

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<v Speaker 1>sort of a bizarro ensemble movie. Like, despite the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that this is a very low budget movie, the cast

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<v Speaker 1>includes a surprising bill of strange but familiar faces or

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<v Speaker 1>what would have been strange but familiar faces at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got Bella Lagosi, the legend himself, but also Tor Johnson, Vampira,

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<v Speaker 1>the amazing Chriswell. It's really kind of unusual when you

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<v Speaker 1>stop to appreciate how many sort of names ended up

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<v Speaker 1>in this thing.

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<v Speaker 3>At least names that would have resonated on television in

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<v Speaker 3>LA at the time. Yeah, and beyond that to some extent.

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<v Speaker 1>And who might not necessarily be known for acting, but

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<v Speaker 1>who make a very striking screen presence. I mean, are

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<v Speaker 1>Vampira and Tor Johnson actors? Not really, but I mean

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<v Speaker 1>when they're on screen, it looks great.

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<v Speaker 3>They are both individuals who had totally nailed what they

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<v Speaker 3>were doing outside of film, and in this movie though,

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<v Speaker 3>those skill sets are able to work well on film

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<v Speaker 3>in kind of an acting space, but I would not

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<v Speaker 3>say they are acting right.

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<v Speaker 1>One last thing I want to say is that it's

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<v Speaker 1>in a category of a category that doesn't exist as

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<v Speaker 1>much as it used to, and that is the thoroughly

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<v Speaker 1>technically incompetent film. Maybe we don't appreciate this distinction enough,

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<v Speaker 1>but here's my take. I'd be interested to hear from

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<v Speaker 1>people who actually work in the film industry to maybe

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<v Speaker 1>agree or disagree with this. But my feeling is that

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<v Speaker 1>in decades past, bad movies were packed with way way

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<v Speaker 1>more technical mistakes than bad movies of today. So you

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<v Speaker 1>have everything from you know, continuity failures between shots, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>phony sets. You might see a crew member who wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be in the shot standing in the background,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you see the boom, my decnct audio, stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that. But now the film industry has become much

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<v Speaker 1>more professionalized, and I think there are so many people

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<v Speaker 1>working in the film industry now who know how to

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<v Speaker 1>execute the technical aspects of a film properly. They're good

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<v Speaker 1>at their jobs. There are enough of those people that

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<v Speaker 1>even bad movies today are rarely full of actual technical incompetence.

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<v Speaker 1>Even the bad movies of the twenty first century are

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<v Speaker 1>made with a pretty high baseline of technical professionalism. And

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<v Speaker 1>instead now I would say when a movie is bad today,

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<v Speaker 1>I would argue it's almost always bad because of the

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<v Speaker 1>creative elements rather than the technical ones. So, for example,

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<v Speaker 1>in my personal opinion, hands down the most common problem

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<v Speaker 1>for bad movies made this year is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a bad script, followed by other creative failures, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>failure of like a cinematographer to establish an interesting or

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<v Speaker 1>pleasing visual style. But this will rarely extend to mismatching

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<v Speaker 1>day night, continuity between shots.

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<v Speaker 3>Right right, or or one that is also frequently used

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<v Speaker 3>by Edward Jarring, use of stock footage.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like not even of apparently the same film grain

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, right, different film, grain, different era, sometimes different continent.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a really good one in the other movie we

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<v Speaker 1>were thinking about doing Bride of the Monster, where a

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<v Speaker 1>character like looks at a tree and then we cut

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<v Speaker 1>to grainy stock footage of a snake and then she

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<v Speaker 1>screams and faints. It's really it's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>So, I mean, for the most part that's the pitch,

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<v Speaker 3>but for just to throw out an elevator pitch, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>use one from that is from the trailer that we're

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<v Speaker 3>about to listen to, and that is a terrifying revelation

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<v Speaker 3>of things to come. We cannot overlook the fact that

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<v Speaker 3>this is a movie that is not just about something

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<v Speaker 3>that could happen. This is not a speculative work. This

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<v Speaker 3>is about things that have happened, are happening, or definitely

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<v Speaker 3>will happen in near future. Yeah, all right, well, let's

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<v Speaker 3>go ahead and listen to this trailer in full, because

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<v Speaker 3>on its own, like if this were a lost film

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<v Speaker 3>and all we had was the trailer, we would still

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<v Speaker 3>have a masterpiece on our hands.

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<v Speaker 4>It is safe to state that the grandchildren of some

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<v Speaker 4>of the people in this dinner will not be born

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<v Speaker 4>on Earth. They come from the bowels of Hell, a

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<v Speaker 4>transformed race of walking dead zombies guided by a master

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<v Speaker 4>plan for complete domination of the Earth. Plan nine from

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<v Speaker 4>Outer Space, starring the most right Marrish past ever, Fella Legosi,

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<v Speaker 4>the seductive Vampira, and poor Johnson as the walking dead.

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<v Speaker 4>Turn your rector gun, No, no starting down, you can't

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<v Speaker 4>get it. Bullets bounce off their buddies, Rockets, missiles, jets

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<v Speaker 4>cannot stop their death shifts. What earthly power can stop

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<v Speaker 4>this terror? Or a glimpse of things to come? See

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<v Speaker 4>this blast of screen suspense, or it could be happening

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<v Speaker 4>right now?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I absolutely love that it is safe to

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<v Speaker 3>state that the grandchildren of some of the people in

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<v Speaker 3>this theater will not be born on Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you prove the trailer wrong? I don't think you can.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know who was in that theater.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, let's get into the people a bit more.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, we're going to start at the top. We're

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<v Speaker 3>going to start with Edwood or as he is credited

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<v Speaker 3>on the film, Edward D. Wood Junior. He is the director,

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<v Speaker 3>he is the writer. He is the producer, he is

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<v Speaker 3>the film editor, and he also has a cameo in

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<v Speaker 3>the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I realized that a lot of my thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>about the life of Edward actually are not like researched

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<v Speaker 1>for accuracy, but a lot of them come from the

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<v Speaker 1>nineties Tim Burton movie Edwood, which I think is it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably my favorite biography movie. It's fantastic. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how true it is to the reality of the events

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<v Speaker 1>it depicts, but it's incredibly fun and it has a

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<v Speaker 1>standout performance by Martin Landau as Bill a Lagosi.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, nineteen ninety four's ed Wood also pretty crazy, because

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we've talked about how already about how Wood

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<v Speaker 3>Edward was a Hollywood outsider. Through Tim Burton's ninety four picture,

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<v Speaker 3>it becomes an Academy Award winning property. Like Martin lan

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<v Speaker 3>Dallasbela Lagosi role wins an Academy Award. Also, Rick Baker's

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<v Speaker 3>makeup wins an Academy Award for that picture, and so

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<v Speaker 3>it's kind of like the Hollywood establishment finally has to

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<v Speaker 3>enshrine Wood's legacy, which is kind of interesting, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, putting the movie that movie aside, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you describe what Edwood was?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, again, it's difficult to sum up. You know, just

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<v Speaker 3>a low budget legend, counterculture icon, overconfident, amateur outsider artist.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I think about that. I compare him to someone

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<v Speaker 3>like a Howard Finster in my mind, you know, someone

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<v Speaker 3>who doesn't have the training that other individuals working in

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<v Speaker 3>the field have, but there's something going on. There's this

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<v Speaker 3>spark that still manages to force its way into the.

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<v Speaker 1>Medium inspiration in the classic sense, as in literally meaning

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<v Speaker 1>divine guidance.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was looking around for some additional biographical information

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<v Speaker 3>on him, one of the mistakes I made was thinking, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll look up see what the obits of the day said.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's one of the things about his life is

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<v Speaker 3>that there weren't really any major obits about him when

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<v Speaker 3>he died, because he had drifted into such obscurity. But

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<v Speaker 3>I was looking at a review that Roger Ebert, the

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<v Speaker 3>late Roger Ebert, wrote for Tim Burton's ed Wood movie,

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<v Speaker 3>and he included, like I thought, what was a nice

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<v Speaker 3>summary of who and what Edwood was? Quote, Edward D.

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<v Speaker 3>Wood Junior must have been the Will Rogers of filmmaking.

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<v Speaker 3>He never directed a shot he didn't like. It takes

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<v Speaker 3>a special weird genius to be voted the worst director

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<v Speaker 3>of all time, a title that Wood has earned by acclamation.

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<v Speaker 3>He was so in love with every frame, of every

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<v Speaker 3>scene of every film he shot that he was blind

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<v Speaker 3>to hilarious blenders, stumbling, ineptitude, and acting so bad that

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<v Speaker 3>it achieved a kind of grandeur. But badness alone would

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<v Speaker 3>not have been enough to make him a legend. It

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<v Speaker 3>was his love of film sneaking through that pushes him

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<v Speaker 3>over the top.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I think this is a phrase I recall

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<v Speaker 1>from Roger Ebert, though I don't remember the origin of it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was Roger Ebert talking about some bad movie

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<v Speaker 1>that he said was not just bad, but was awesomely bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that is a good descripture to apply

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<v Speaker 1>to the Edwood movies I've seen. There they transcended normal badness.

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<v Speaker 1>They even transcend the normal way that you appreciate bad

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<v Speaker 1>movies at an ironic level. They become, in some genuine sense,

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<v Speaker 1>an awe inspiring spectacle. It's like it's you are observing

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<v Speaker 1>a work of sheer will. It's oh, I guess you know.

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<v Speaker 1>To quote the title of another podcast, you wonder how

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<v Speaker 1>did this get made? Like how was this pushed through

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<v Speaker 1>to completion?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's it's it's a rare enough thing just historically,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's certainly rare now. You don't you don't really

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<v Speaker 3>find examples of this as much as one might like,

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<v Speaker 3>and I feel like we're kind of starved for it

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<v Speaker 3>at times. There have been films that have come out

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<v Speaker 3>in recent years where I think people were expecting awesome badness,

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<v Speaker 3>and unfortunately the cases you end up with something that's

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<v Speaker 3>just bad in the and the lackluster, lukewarm sense of

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<v Speaker 3>the word.

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<v Speaker 1>Plan nine has such a kind of relentless, ludicrous unbelievability

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<v Speaker 1>while you're watching it that before we started recording, we

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<v Speaker 1>were talking off Mike about how when you're explaining this movie,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to like quote the weird dialogue, but then

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<v Speaker 1>you can't really end up doing that because you end

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<v Speaker 1>up wanting to quote the entire script. Like every scene

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<v Speaker 1>is just filled with exchanges that that that clang and

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<v Speaker 1>sound wrong in the most awesomely weird way, and and

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<v Speaker 1>then it never stops. You think like, oh, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a make a note of that one, but then the

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<v Speaker 1>next one is exactly like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is relentless, it is stupefying. So briefly on

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<v Speaker 3>the bio of Edward here he lived nineteen twenty four

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<v Speaker 3>through nineteen seventy eight. He was a film enthusiast. As

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<v Speaker 3>a child, he had a Kodak Sinis special. He was

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<v Speaker 3>an usher at a cinema. At one point, he served

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<v Speaker 3>in the Marines. In nineteen forty seventy moved to Hollywood

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<v Speaker 3>to pursue his cinematic dreams. He would become a legend,

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<v Speaker 3>true enough, but like we said, his star would rise

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<v Speaker 3>after his death in seventy eight. The end of his

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<v Speaker 3>life was one of obscurity. But then you had stuff

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<v Speaker 3>like eighty two's that came from Hollywood Come Out, which

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<v Speaker 3>again featured inn Edwood tribute section. You had a growing

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<v Speaker 3>cult following for films of this nature, including for instance,

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Weldon's Psychotronic Film Guide, which started up as a

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<v Speaker 3>magazine in nineteen seventy nine the year after his death.

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<v Speaker 3>Documentaries would follow film festivals, and then by the time

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<v Speaker 3>you get ninety four's ed Wood the picture by Tim Burton,

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<v Speaker 3>like the legacy is assured, like it's cemented, and again

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<v Speaker 3>the Hollywood establishment itself kind of has to enshrine Wood's legacy.

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<v Speaker 3>Towards the end of his life, Wood's output descended sharply

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<v Speaker 3>into erotic and adult territory. This would have been in

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<v Speaker 3>the seventies, but his work in the fifties gave us

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<v Speaker 3>a string of just memorably weird films, including the semiotographical

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<v Speaker 3>fifty three film Glenn or Glinda, in which Would himself

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<v Speaker 3>plays the titular lead character. He also gave us Bride

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<v Speaker 3>of the Monster in fifty five, The Violent Years in

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<v Speaker 3>fifty six, The Bride and the Beast in fifty eight,

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<v Speaker 3>Night of the Ghouls in fifty nine, and The Sinister

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<v Speaker 3>Urge in nineteen sixty.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say he's most remembered. I think for Glenn

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<v Speaker 1>or Glinda and the two Big Bella to go see

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<v Speaker 1>Monster movies which were Bride of the Monster and play

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<v Speaker 1>nine from outer Space Bride of the Monster. We may

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<v Speaker 1>have to come back and also do on the show

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<v Speaker 1>in the future because it has more bella Legosi than

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<v Speaker 1>Plan nine does. In fact, Plan nine has almost no

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<v Speaker 1>bella legosi at all, and that's one of the real

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<v Speaker 1>core paradoxes of Plan nine. I would say that this

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<v Speaker 1>movie seems in a way to be kind of built

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<v Speaker 1>around Bella Lagosi. It might be in modern to use

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<v Speaker 1>a modern expression called a Legosi vehicle. And yet Bella

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<v Speaker 1>Legosi is almost entirely missing from the movie. He actually

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<v Speaker 1>appears in literally just a couple of shots. Legosi I

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<v Speaker 1>think died before most of the movie was filmed, so

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<v Speaker 1>in most scenes that feature his character, he's played by

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<v Speaker 1>a body double holding a cape over his face. And

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<v Speaker 1>even including the shots with the body double, Legosi's character

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<v Speaker 1>is not really central. He's just one of a number

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<v Speaker 1>of zombies.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And it's just such a wood move right to

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<v Speaker 3>not let this stand in the way of not only

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<v Speaker 3>completing the film, but also not reshooting anything they already had,

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<v Speaker 3>Like we already have Bella in one scene to scenes,

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<v Speaker 3>why reshoot any of that. Let's just keep going and

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<v Speaker 3>we'll just have the cape over the face looks perfect,

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<v Speaker 3>no reason, no notes, no reason to change anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It does not look perfect at all. The guy that

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<v Speaker 1>got to replace Bella Lagosi kind of looks like Jared Letto.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just like creeping around with slicked back hair and

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<v Speaker 1>the cape over his like he's you know, his face

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<v Speaker 1>is in the crook of his arm with the cape.

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<v Speaker 1>There no explanation of why he's walking like that. There

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<v Speaker 1>are some scenes where I'm not even sure it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like it was shot for the movie. There there's like

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<v Speaker 1>one of just Bella kind of standing around.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard to tell because again there's such such a

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<v Speaker 3>jarring difference between one scene and the next. Ye and yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>at times it looks like like he's just standing there.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I agree, it's it's a weird paradox of

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<v Speaker 3>planed nine and almost. That's one of the reasons that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even gonna go into Bella Lagosi too much here,

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<v Speaker 3>because this is it's not really a Bella Lagosi film

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<v Speaker 3>because he's in it so briefly. It's still an important

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<v Speaker 3>part of his legacy. It's his final film, but still

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<v Speaker 3>here ere the basics. Bella Legosi in this plays the

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<v Speaker 3>old man, slash the dead man, slash the ghoulman. Like

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<v Speaker 3>several characters in this, they're called different things. He lived

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<v Speaker 3>eighteen eighty two through nineteen fifty six, and yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 3>a titan of classic horror. The star of nineteen thirty

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<v Speaker 3>one's Dracula. Nineteen thirty four is the Black Cat. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll have to come back to him in another episode

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<v Speaker 3>of Weird House Cinema when we can really talk about

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<v Speaker 3>Bella Lagosi as a performer more, because again barely performs.

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<v Speaker 4>In this at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Is barely in this movie, but he was.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the greats. I love Bella. Yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know who performs in this movie without acting, I would

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<v Speaker 1>say performs almost entirely with this, with this kind of

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<v Speaker 1>stack she like Grimace, is Tor Johnson.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Tor Johnson is so good in this playing He has

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<v Speaker 3>basically a dual role here. He gets to play a

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<v Speaker 3>human by the name of Inspector Clay, a policeman he gets,

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<v Speaker 3>so he gets kind of like a straight acting part.

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<v Speaker 3>But then he also plays the main undead character who

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<v Speaker 3>is sometimes called the Big One or sometimes called the Giant.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's a great physical performance. So Tor Johnson lived,

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<v Speaker 3>and apparently there's some disagreeance on exactly when he was born,

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<v Speaker 3>either nineteen oh two or nineteen oh three, they seemed

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<v Speaker 3>to be the prime candidates here. Died in seventy one.

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<v Speaker 3>He was born Carl Eric tor Johansson, and yeah it

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<v Speaker 3>is a Swedish born professional wrestler slash strongman, slash actor

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<v Speaker 3>and quite an interesting character. He was known in professional

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<v Speaker 3>wrestling circles of the day as Super Swedish aim Angel,

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<v Speaker 3>and he was Swedish. But the reason he was an angel,

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<v Speaker 3>it was an angel. But the angel thing is interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's Super Swedish Angel because there was already a

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<v Speaker 3>Swedish angel wrestling. So you can't have two Swedish angels.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to mix it up. Somebody's got to be

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<v Speaker 3>like son of the Swedish Angel or Swedish Angel too,

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<v Speaker 3>or Super Swedish Angel. There you go. And now that's

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<v Speaker 3>a gimmick. But this whole angel thing, but in both

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<v Speaker 3>cases they're tweaking a gimmick that was established by the

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<v Speaker 3>French angel Maurice Tillett, who was born nineteen oh three

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:38.360
<v Speaker 3>and died in nineteen fifty four, who was like a big,

0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 3>brutish strong man with a very interesting look, very much

0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:48.639
<v Speaker 3>you know, a giant wrestler of the day whoa yeah, sorry.

0:26:48.400 --> 0:26:50.399
<v Speaker 1>I found an image comparing him to Shrek.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've heard that that Shrek. The character Shrek was

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<v Speaker 3>actually patterned after after Maurice Tillett, So that's interesting. Now

0:27:00.280 --> 0:27:03.440
<v Speaker 3>it's hard to find footage of Tour Johnson wrestling, or

0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:04.880
<v Speaker 3>at least it was hard for me to find any,

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:09.800
<v Speaker 3>but we did find some British footage of tour wrestling

0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:12.960
<v Speaker 3>some guy. I'll have to include a link for this

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 3>on the blog post for this episode at somemmutomusic dot com.

0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:20.560
<v Speaker 3>But it's it's it's weird. It's yeah. I mean, on

0:27:20.640 --> 0:27:23.200
<v Speaker 3>one hand, it's not Monster Tour. I mean, he's a

0:27:23.240 --> 0:27:25.080
<v Speaker 3>big guy and you get to see him moving around

0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:27.960
<v Speaker 3>applying headlocks and doing some Matt wrestling, but he's not

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 3>like a he's not in monster mode. He's not Tor

0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:34.600
<v Speaker 3>Johnson wrestling the way a modern wrestling fan might expect

0:27:34.640 --> 0:27:35.880
<v Speaker 3>Tod Johnson to wrestle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so is this the clip you shared with me

0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:41.879
<v Speaker 1>that has the British narrator on it?

0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:42.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:44.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just totally trashing the whole enterprise.

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh so yeah, so the narrator is like, well this

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:51.399
<v Speaker 1>professional wrestling, you know, it isn't very serious, is it?

0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:52.639
<v Speaker 1>It is somewhat funny?

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:56.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it just okay, just just really rips into it.

0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 3>And then there's all this other weird stuff, like the

0:27:58.160 --> 0:28:01.560
<v Speaker 3>ref is either shirtles at one point or the ref

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:05.680
<v Speaker 3>has like a very like small undershirt on. It was weird.

0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:08.479
<v Speaker 3>I'm just used to sitting a ref in ref's clothing.

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:10.800
<v Speaker 3>The ref can't be shirtless.

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:14.720
<v Speaker 1>That's weird, right, Well, maybe it's aren't There some cases

0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:17.000
<v Speaker 1>in like the I don't know whatever it's called, the

0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:20.440
<v Speaker 1>WWE or wherever where like a heel will attack the ref.

0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Maybe the ref has to be dressed like a wrestler

0:28:23.000 --> 0:28:24.640
<v Speaker 1>in case the heel attacks.

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:29.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, and I don't know a lot about

0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:33.480
<v Speaker 3>this this period of pro wrestling, though I have read

0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 3>that is it is rare to have footage from some

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:39.840
<v Speaker 3>of these earlier eras because, for one thing, a lot

0:28:39.880 --> 0:28:42.480
<v Speaker 3>of it wasn't taped, and then if it was recorded,

0:28:42.720 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 3>those recordings weren't necessarily preserve. Sometimes're essentially taped over and

0:28:49.440 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 3>they would be lost to history. According to cagematch dot com,

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:56.960
<v Speaker 3>Tor Johnson's earliest match was nineteen thirty three and his

0:28:57.120 --> 0:29:00.640
<v Speaker 3>last match was nineteen fifty five. The records on this

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 3>website I don't think are always complete, especially when dealing

0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:06.120
<v Speaker 3>with older stuff like this, but still it seems like

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:09.360
<v Speaker 3>a respectable era in which to have plied his trade,

0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 3>and he was indeed a big boy build at six three,

0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:14.640
<v Speaker 3>four hundred and forty pounds.

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 1>He is massive, and you can see why people wanted

0:29:18.680 --> 0:29:20.760
<v Speaker 1>to put him in monster movies. This is not the

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:24.480
<v Speaker 1>only one he's He's been in a number. Another one

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:27.360
<v Speaker 1>that sticks in my mind is the Beast of Yucca Flats,

0:29:27.520 --> 0:29:32.160
<v Speaker 1>where Tour Johnson plays. I think he so, that is,

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:35.440
<v Speaker 1>if I'm not wrong, a Coleman Francis movie, the same

0:29:35.480 --> 0:29:38.480
<v Speaker 1>guy who made Red Zone, Cuba, which was famously parodied

0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 1>on Mystery Science Theater. Beast of yucka Flats. I mainly

0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 1>remember for two things, having a really just over the

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:49.560
<v Speaker 1>top narrator who you know, every time you'd see a character,

0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:53.320
<v Speaker 1>he would just say something like John Johnson caught in

0:29:53.440 --> 0:29:57.000
<v Speaker 1>the wheels of progress. In fact, it's almost kind of

0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 1>similar to Kriswell's narration in Plant nine. We'll get to

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Kriswell in a second. But the other thing I remember

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:05.480
<v Speaker 1>about Beast of Byuacka Flats is they barely put Tour

0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 1>in any makeup to make him the monster. He plays

0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:11.280
<v Speaker 1>like a Soviet scientist who defects to the United States,

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:14.960
<v Speaker 1>walks on to a nuclear testing range. They blow up

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 1>a bomb, and that turns him into a Radioactive Monster.

0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:20.240
<v Speaker 1>But they just sort of like put some oatmeal on

0:30:20.320 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 1>his face, I think, and then he's otherwise he's just tor.

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean tour was a walking special effect. I

0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:29.520
<v Speaker 3>mean the physicality, the grimace, that was all you needed.

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:32.840
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Beasts of Yaka Flats, that's a fun one.

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 3>I think Mst. Three K did that one as well.

0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:38.360
<v Speaker 3>He was in such films as nineteen fifties Abed and

0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:41.440
<v Speaker 3>Costello in the Foreign Legion, Bob Hopes, the Lemon Drop

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Kid in fifty one Ed Woods, Bride of the Monster,

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 3>and Night of the Ghouls. But in terms of earlier

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:54.280
<v Speaker 3>in his career, he started off doing uncredited strongman tight

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:57.440
<v Speaker 3>bit parts in films back to the mid nineteen thirties,

0:30:57.960 --> 0:31:01.760
<v Speaker 3>and by forty nine he was showing uh, still uncredited

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 3>in films like Ernest b showed Sacks Mighty Joe Young.

0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 3>There's a scene in that movie where a number of

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 3>strong men are are are playing tug of war with

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:15.640
<v Speaker 3>the giant ape and uh, and it's it's kind of

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 3>it's not kind of interesting. I didn't work on ibing

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 3>all of these guys, but one of them was the

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 3>famous Italian boxer turned professional wrestler Primo Carnera, who is

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 3>a really big guy six y six and was very

0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:33.000
<v Speaker 3>much a legendary figure in boxing of that day.

0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know him. Is he the last guy

0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:37.120
<v Speaker 1>on the tug on the tug rope?

0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:39.440
<v Speaker 3>Here? Yeah, I found it. Still he's the last guy.

0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:42.800
<v Speaker 3>So he's the most enormous and he's like this big,

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:48.520
<v Speaker 3>you know, handsome, well built Italian gentleman. And I'm not

0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 3>sure exactly. I think I think I've pinpointed the individual

0:31:52.400 --> 0:31:54.400
<v Speaker 3>who's Tor Johnson in this, and I think Tor Johnson

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 3>has hair. I read somewhere that Tor actually had like

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:00.720
<v Speaker 3>a full head of blonde hair, but he kept it

0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:03.120
<v Speaker 3>shaved because that was the look, you know, that was

0:32:03.600 --> 0:32:04.600
<v Speaker 3>the look he was going for.

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 1>I can see that. I think he's the first guy

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:09.480
<v Speaker 1>in the picture you have for me here. But this

0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 1>other guy looks like he would definitely be cast as

0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Goliath in a bunch of nineteen fifties Italian Bible movies.

0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:19.240
<v Speaker 3>I think he did some sword and sandals work. I

0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 3>didn't go too far into the Primo filmography, but he

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:26.840
<v Speaker 3>was a celebrity of the day and may have had

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 3>some mob ties apparently. But yeah, he was in a

0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:34.120
<v Speaker 3>number of motion pictures himself. But going back to the

0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:36.239
<v Speaker 3>picture on yourself, Joe, we can't just talk about tor

0:32:36.320 --> 0:32:38.840
<v Speaker 3>Johnson here. We also have to talk about Vampire.

0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 1>So Vampira has no lines in this movie. And yet

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I think she is the best actor in it. Well,

0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:49.560
<v Speaker 1>maybe a tie between her and Tour. They both need

0:32:50.440 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 1>the Tour has lines before he gets killed. Both of

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 1>them spend a number of shots just sort of menacing

0:32:57.760 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 1>the camera, and they're great in it. Hirah is wonderful

0:33:01.640 --> 0:33:05.040
<v Speaker 1>as like making the creepy face and just like flexing

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:05.880
<v Speaker 1>her nails.

0:33:06.520 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, she has the She basically has this Mortitia

0:33:10.960 --> 0:33:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Adams kind of look going on what essentially has become

0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:20.200
<v Speaker 3>an iconic Gothic female vamp look. Right, she has the

0:33:20.280 --> 0:33:23.720
<v Speaker 3>long nails, and then she also has this very painful

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 3>looking courset on that makes her, you know, have this

0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:30.440
<v Speaker 3>kind of almost skeletal appearance. You know, she's very made up,

0:33:30.840 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 3>and she's she's hamming it out big time as well.

0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:36.600
<v Speaker 3>You know, she's really twisting her her face in a

0:33:36.680 --> 0:33:39.360
<v Speaker 3>way that she's coming off like like the undead.

0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Now, something I've always wondered. I don't know if you

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 1>know the answer to this vampire. We've recently on the

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:48.960
<v Speaker 1>show been talking about these horror movie hosts, the people

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:52.040
<v Speaker 1>who would you know, host a TV program where they

0:33:52.080 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 1>would show a horror movie and then they would interrupt

0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:57.440
<v Speaker 1>it to do commercial breaks and make jokes about the movie.

0:33:57.840 --> 0:34:01.520
<v Speaker 1>That was Vampira's gig way back in the fifties, And

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:05.240
<v Speaker 1>so I wonder was she the first one or were

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 1>there other people who did this before her.

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Everything I've read seems to indicate that she was the first.

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:14.920
<v Speaker 3>She's the matriarch of the entire enterprise. I don't think

0:34:14.920 --> 0:34:18.400
<v Speaker 3>anybody else was doing it before her, So it's an

0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:22.720
<v Speaker 3>interesting story. So Vampira is the persona of Malia Nurmi,

0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:25.799
<v Speaker 3>who lived nineteen twenty two through two thousand and eight.

0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:27.879
<v Speaker 3>And it didn't even have a long run. It only

0:34:27.960 --> 0:34:32.520
<v Speaker 3>ran fifty four through fifty five, but it resonated with folks,

0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:35.480
<v Speaker 3>especially apparently in the LA area. I believe that's where

0:34:35.520 --> 0:34:38.920
<v Speaker 3>it was primarily airing. That's where it was based out of.

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:43.799
<v Speaker 3>And she also did appearances on some other shows, popping up,

0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 3>you know, pretty much always in the persona of Vampira.

0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:51.439
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, she was this gothy queen super narrow, corseted waiste,

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:54.640
<v Speaker 3>long fingernails, often with a cocktail, and some sort of

0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:56.520
<v Speaker 3>in the set. You know, behind her would be something

0:34:56.560 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 3>atmospheric and gothy, maybe a little ice smoke going on,

0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:04.680
<v Speaker 3>you know. So for the most part, yeah, she's always

0:35:04.719 --> 0:35:07.880
<v Speaker 3>showing up in her persona of Vampira, but she also

0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 3>pops up as a hag and a sorceress in bert

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:15.320
<v Speaker 3>I Gordon's nineteen sixty two fantasy film The Magic Sword,

0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:21.400
<v Speaker 3>which starred Basil Rathbone, Estelle Winwood, and Gary Lockwood. That is,

0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 3>at least for me, a much beloved MST three K

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:25.200
<v Speaker 3>episode as well.

0:35:25.640 --> 0:35:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Never seen it.

0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:29.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's good. Yeah, crote Robot falls in love with

0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:31.719
<v Speaker 3>Estelle Winwood and has a whole song about how much

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:34.920
<v Speaker 3>he loves Estelle. It's great. And then the movie itself

0:35:35.000 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 3>is a lot of fun. It's you know, it's Sword

0:35:36.600 --> 0:35:38.760
<v Speaker 3>and Sorcery from Burt Eye Gordon.

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh I bet the effects are just perfect, but you

0:35:44.120 --> 0:35:48.560
<v Speaker 1>know so, Vampiro was not the only La Area TV

0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:52.480
<v Speaker 1>celebrity to appear in Plan nine from Outer Space. The

0:35:52.719 --> 0:35:56.239
<v Speaker 1>other one, the other main one, is Chriswell, who Plan

0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:59.760
<v Speaker 1>nine definitely would not be the same without Kriswell. Chriswell

0:35:59.880 --> 0:36:03.439
<v Speaker 1>is the narrator in this movie. Criswell was the name

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:07.880
<v Speaker 1>of Jaren Charles Criswell King, also known as the Amazing Criswell,

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 1>who was an eccentric, celebrity psychic who is probably best

0:36:12.239 --> 0:36:16.440
<v Speaker 1>known for making predictions about the future on late night

0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 1>TV shows in the fifties and sixties.

0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:23.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, he was a psychic for May West and

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:26.319
<v Speaker 3>was a friend of May West's and at one point

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:29.320
<v Speaker 3>he was also Vampire's roommate. So you do get the

0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:33.399
<v Speaker 3>sense that, like it's like a network of l A weirdos, really,

0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:36.360
<v Speaker 3>and I think that's something that that Tim Burton captured

0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:38.399
<v Speaker 3>rather well in his film, the idea that like these

0:36:38.840 --> 0:36:42.440
<v Speaker 3>these were the outsiders and they were brought together in

0:36:42.520 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 3>this strange enterprise.

0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:46.000
<v Speaker 1>So when we were getting ready to do this episode,

0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I got really into doing to reading about the predictions

0:36:49.960 --> 0:36:52.520
<v Speaker 1>made by Chriswell. So that was what he was famous for.

0:36:52.640 --> 0:36:54.920
<v Speaker 1>He'd come on TV and say, you know, I'm a psychic,

0:36:55.040 --> 0:37:00.560
<v Speaker 1>so I predict that Allegedly he correctly predicts did that

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:05.040
<v Speaker 1>John F. Kennedy would not run for reelection because of

0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 1>some tragic event in November nineteen sixty three, that is,

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:12.440
<v Speaker 1>at least what I've seen claimed on his website. I

0:37:12.480 --> 0:37:14.560
<v Speaker 1>don't know if that's actually what he said, but that's

0:37:14.600 --> 0:37:18.120
<v Speaker 1>what it says. That's what it claims retroactively. But he

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 1>made all kinds of other predictions that definitely did not

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:24.799
<v Speaker 1>come true. So there's a website called Criswell predicts dot

0:37:24.880 --> 0:37:27.080
<v Speaker 1>com where you can read a bunch of these, excerpted

0:37:27.440 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 1>from his books, or at least from one book of his.

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know where to start with these. There

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:35.799
<v Speaker 1>are a lot of predictions about like Earth being destroyed,

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 1>So to read one passage quote, can our whirling, turning,

0:37:40.280 --> 0:37:44.239
<v Speaker 1>churning Earth last out the night? Our geologists tell us

0:37:44.320 --> 0:37:46.560
<v Speaker 1>that the danger to Mother Earth lies not in the

0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:50.560
<v Speaker 1>uncharted vast of outer space, but from inner Earth. Here

0:37:50.680 --> 0:37:54.120
<v Speaker 1>is what will more than likely happen. According to geologists.

0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:57.839
<v Speaker 1>Small tidal waves will play havoc for no reason at all.

0:37:58.280 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 1>The surface of the Earth will bowl jeffer so slightly,

0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:05.400
<v Speaker 1>and highways will slightly buckle. Foundations will tip, and floors

0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:07.920
<v Speaker 1>will slant when you pour a cup of coffee or

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:11.239
<v Speaker 1>a glass of water. The rim will not level. Telephone

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 1>coin boxes and vending machines will refuse to work. Delicate

0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:18.720
<v Speaker 1>instruments will go haywire, elevators will go out of whack,

0:38:19.120 --> 0:38:22.879
<v Speaker 1>jukeboxes will be mute, radio and TV will fail. All

0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:26.799
<v Speaker 1>electric power, gas and water service will cease. And then

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:29.840
<v Speaker 1>will come the time when garbage cans roll across the

0:38:29.920 --> 0:38:33.439
<v Speaker 1>street for no apparent reason. Then, and only then will

0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:37.080
<v Speaker 1>you realize the advanced corrosion spelling the end of our earth.

0:38:37.520 --> 0:38:40.080
<v Speaker 1>The seas will fill up quickly with a gooey mass

0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>of inner earth rubble. Our streets and city lots, farms

0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and deserts will bubble up like a festered oil and

0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:51.759
<v Speaker 1>marking the complete collapse. Has this happened before, more than likely,

0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:58.400
<v Speaker 1>and it will happen again in your incredible future. He

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<v Speaker 1>also predicted the assassination of Fidel Castro in nineteen seventy.

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<v Speaker 1>He predicted that there will be an outbreak of men

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<v Speaker 1>becoming cannibals in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in December nineteen eighty, and

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<v Speaker 1>he predicts the world will end on August eighteenth, nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine, in a sequence of events including a jet

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<v Speaker 1>black rainbow, a huge snake encircling the world and feeding

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<v Speaker 1>upon the oxygen which we need to exist. Well, oh wait,

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<v Speaker 1>actually sorry, I apologize. The huge snake in Circling the

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<v Speaker 1>World is a metaphor he's using, Oh okay, a metaphor

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<v Speaker 1>for the black rainbow that's caused by a mysterious force.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a black rainbow, but it's like a snake

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<v Speaker 1>eating all of our oxygen.

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<v Speaker 3>But the black rainbow is not a metaphor. It's an

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<v Speaker 3>actual black rainbow.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. Also, several of his predictions are about

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of mass sexual behavior phenomenon, such as one

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<v Speaker 1>he predict where clouds of afrodisiac substances will take over

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<v Speaker 1>the country in the years nineteen eighty eight to eighty nine,

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<v Speaker 1>causing people to marry kats and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, this reminds me. One of the things I

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<v Speaker 3>read about Chris Well is that he worked with Edwould

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<v Speaker 3>to figure out exactly what he was going to say

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<v Speaker 3>on this film, because there were certain words that Chris

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<v Speaker 3>Well could not really get out all that easily kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a speech impediment kind of a situation, and so

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<v Speaker 3>they kind of like figured out how to like figured

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<v Speaker 3>out what he could say, so, you know, work it

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<v Speaker 3>to his favor here, and ultimately I feel like with

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<v Speaker 3>Tor Johnson, with a Vampiro with Chris Well, like, these

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<v Speaker 3>are all examples of someone who they'd already figured out

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<v Speaker 3>their gimmick outside of film, and then they're brought into

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<v Speaker 3>the film world and they're just they're continuing to do

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<v Speaker 3>their thing on their terms, and that's why they're probably

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<v Speaker 3>the most impressive figures in this picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there is, there's. Tour doesn't really do any wrestling

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<v Speaker 1>in the movie, except there's one moment where he gets

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<v Speaker 1>a really nice wrestling slap down on a cop. He

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<v Speaker 1>like smacks him on the shoulders, you know the part

0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does kind of it almost looks

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<v Speaker 3>like a double chop. Yeah situation, almost like a Mongolian

0:41:16.640 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 3>chop or something. But the other individual just completely collapses

0:41:21.160 --> 0:41:24.000
<v Speaker 3>if it just instantaneously broke all of the bones in

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<v Speaker 3>their body. All right, Well, onto the rest of the cast.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of these are humans, some of these are aliens

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<v Speaker 3>or celestials, but the first is definitely a human man.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the character Jeff Trent, played by Gregory Walcott

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:47.360
<v Speaker 3>who lived nineteen twenty eight through twenty fifteen. He is

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<v Speaker 3>our square jaws six ' four punch. First hero.

0:41:51.239 --> 0:41:53.759
<v Speaker 1>This is the lug hero of this monster movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's interesting because he's also He was also

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<v Speaker 3>more of an established actor than many of the folks

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<v Speaker 3>and Plan nine, which isn't saying much obviously, but he'd

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<v Speaker 3>already been in a string of movies and TV shows

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<v Speaker 3>at this point. He mainly went on to do a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of TV after this, but also popped back up

0:42:11.320 --> 0:42:13.400
<v Speaker 3>on the big screen in a trio of Clint Eastwood

0:42:13.440 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 3>movies in the nineteen seventies, Thunderbolten, Lightfoot, the Eiger Sanction,

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.360
<v Speaker 3>which I remember is being a pretty fun mountain climbing

0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:24.279
<v Speaker 3>thriller every which way, but Lose, which some would say

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<v Speaker 3>is a Grade eight movie, and then nineteen eighty seven's

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<v Speaker 3>House to the Second Story. He even has a cameo

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<v Speaker 3>in Burton's Edwood movie. He plays like a potential backer

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<v Speaker 3>for one of the pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be too unkind, but Gregory Walcott

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>this is no John Agar. I mean, you've, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in fifty sci fi movies, You've got your lugs and

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<v Speaker 1>then you've got your lugs, and Walcott is the latter.

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<v Speaker 1>The best comparison I could think of. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever put this together before, but on this viewing,

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<v Speaker 1>I realized that this is what you'd get if you

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<v Speaker 1>made an alien invasion movie where the dashing hero was

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<v Speaker 1>Putty from Seinfeld.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know what you mean. His voice. He's got

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<v Speaker 3>a deep voice, but it's almost a little too deep,

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<v Speaker 3>like he's almost leaning into lurch territory. And again he's

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<v Speaker 3>he's already six y four. Like, he's a very tall guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we're getting I guess he's taller than than

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<v Speaker 3>Tor Really at this point, he's getting up in there

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<v Speaker 3>into into primo territory. And that's that's awfully tall for

0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:23.759
<v Speaker 3>your for your heroes. You got to pull some apple

0:43:23.800 --> 0:43:26.480
<v Speaker 3>boxes on set at this point. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So, actually, you know what I think, to go even better,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say he's a combination of Putty from Seinfeld

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<v Speaker 1>and Jack Palance.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's good. Yeah, yeah, but but without without the

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<v Speaker 3>the uh, the the overpowering charisma of either.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh of course, I didn't mean he has the charisma

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<v Speaker 1>of Jack Palance. He does not have that sneer. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's actually quite appropriate though for the role he plays,

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<v Speaker 1>which is he he seems to be playing a man

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<v Speaker 1>who's supposed to represent the stupidity of Earthlings, because the

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<v Speaker 1>Aliens are like, you know, you're going to destroy yourselves

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<v Speaker 1>by creating weapons that will annihilate the entire universe. And

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, but wouldn't these weapons make us stronger? And

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<v Speaker 1>he also, I hope you'll notice in the later scenes

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<v Speaker 1>where the aliens are calling Earthling stupid, he's the only

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<v Speaker 1>Earthling who gets offended, and I think that tells us something.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. So he plays Jeff Trent, a human man,

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<v Speaker 3>But then we also have the character Paula Trent, a

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<v Speaker 3>human woman. This is his wife, played by Mona McKinnon,

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<v Speaker 3>who live nineteen twenty nine through nineteen ninety Tennessee born

0:44:32.320 --> 0:44:35.000
<v Speaker 3>actor who acted in just a handful of movies during

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<v Speaker 3>the nineteen fifties, including Mesa of the Lost Women, Jailbait,

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<v Speaker 3>Teenage Thunder, and Knight of the Ghouls.

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<v Speaker 1>She has some line deliveries in this movie that will

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<v Speaker 1>leave you reeling.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I mean, you can't blame her too much because

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<v Speaker 3>she's using the lines that were given to her by

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<v Speaker 3>ed Wood, right, but oh, it's beautiful to behold.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a scene where Jeff Trant is, you know, her husband,

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<v Speaker 1>he's going off to fly an airplane and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you'd go stay at your mother's house because

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<v Speaker 1>of all these zombies that have been wandering around. And

0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:11.960
<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh, don't worry about things, and he's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well be careful, and then the line she says is,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm afraid I'm getting wrong. I think it's something almost

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<v Speaker 1>exactly like this. The flying saucers are up there, the

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<v Speaker 1>cemeteries out there, but I'll be in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Oh my god, Like really, she did a great

0:45:29.760 --> 0:45:31.480
<v Speaker 3>job with what she was given there, like what are you?

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:34.200
<v Speaker 3>How are you supposed to deliver that? And then there's

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<v Speaker 3>so much other weird stuff that she's given, Like there's

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<v Speaker 3>this whole bit where she's talking about how with lghead

0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:44.680
<v Speaker 3>Away with Jeff Away that she's got a pillow that

0:45:44.760 --> 0:45:46.840
<v Speaker 3>she's going to hold at night and he's acting a

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<v Speaker 3>little jealous of the pillow and there's like some at

0:45:49.640 --> 0:45:53.000
<v Speaker 3>least mild pillow eroticism wrapped up in the whole scene

0:45:53.080 --> 0:45:56.080
<v Speaker 3>and it's just so weird, all right. So that's that's

0:45:56.160 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 3>McKinnon playing Paula, a human woman. Character is Arros, a

0:46:02.239 --> 0:46:05.080
<v Speaker 3>celestial an alien which of course, especially in a film

0:46:05.160 --> 0:46:07.080
<v Speaker 3>like this, just looks like a human being except in

0:46:07.120 --> 0:46:09.960
<v Speaker 3>a funny costume. And this character is played by all

0:46:10.239 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 3>the brilliant Dudley man Love, who lived nineteen fourteen through

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen ninety six, a California radio announcer with a voice

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<v Speaker 3>of just solid gold and also sometimes actor.

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<v Speaker 1>Exact opposite end of the spectrum. So whereas with Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>and Paula, both of them have these line deliveries that

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:34.520
<v Speaker 1>just clang and clunk and like roll tumble down the stairs,

0:46:35.160 --> 0:46:38.640
<v Speaker 1>this guy says every single line, no matter how banal,

0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:43.600
<v Speaker 1>with like like he's giving a sort of political announcement.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or the Hindenburg is crashing. Yeah, that's the level

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:50.400
<v Speaker 3>of his delivery.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:46:51.239 --> 0:46:55.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was not an actor, to be fair, sometimes

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:57.640
<v Speaker 3>an actor, but this was his first picture. He went

0:46:57.719 --> 0:47:00.320
<v Speaker 3>on to act in nineteen sixty two's The Creation of

0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:03.160
<v Speaker 3>the Humanoids, and he had some roles that would pop

0:47:03.239 --> 0:47:05.360
<v Speaker 3>up here and there on TV shows, like even Alfred

0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:10.000
<v Speaker 3>Hitchcock presents in Dragnet. But this, this is his memorable performance.

0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:12.719
<v Speaker 3>He's just he's a light anytime he's on screen, but.

0:47:12.880 --> 0:47:15.920
<v Speaker 1>He's usually not alone on screen. There are two aliens

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:19.040
<v Speaker 1>who pilot the main flying saucer in the movie, and

0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:22.160
<v Speaker 1>the other one is Tana played by Joanna Lee.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I lived nineteen thirty one through two thousand and three,

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<v Speaker 3>and as an actor, she was mostly active in the

0:47:28.400 --> 0:47:31.399
<v Speaker 3>nineteen fifties, including a role in The Brain Eaters from

0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:35.680
<v Speaker 3>fifty eight mm hmm, but she more extensively had an

0:47:35.719 --> 0:47:39.040
<v Speaker 3>impact as a producer, a writer, and a director. She

0:47:39.280 --> 0:47:43.239
<v Speaker 3>wrote for a slew of TV comedies, including, just to

0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:46.160
<v Speaker 3>name a few of them, The Jetsons, My Three Sons,

0:47:46.280 --> 0:47:50.759
<v Speaker 3>Johnny Quest, Bewitched, The Flintstones, Gilligan's Island, The Brady Bunch,

0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:56.040
<v Speaker 3>The Waltons, and then later on Dynasty. So that alone's

0:47:56.080 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 3>pretty impressive. But she also produced and directed episodes of

0:47:59.280 --> 0:48:04.000
<v Speaker 3>CBS School Break Special and ABC After School Specials. So

0:48:05.040 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 3>seem to me like a pretty solid career.

0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:09.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, broke mainstream YEP.

0:48:09.920 --> 0:48:12.279
<v Speaker 3>Now, before we get to the next celestial we want

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:14.040
<v Speaker 3>to dip back into the human world for a second

0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:17.600
<v Speaker 3>and mention that we have this patrolman. Patrolman Kelton played

0:48:17.640 --> 0:48:21.040
<v Speaker 3>by Paul Marco. Paul Marco lived nineteen twenty seven through

0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 3>two thousand and six. He was a three time would actor.

0:48:24.000 --> 0:48:26.759
<v Speaker 3>He also appears in Bride of the Monster and Night of.

0:48:26.760 --> 0:48:30.360
<v Speaker 1>The Ghoules classic Bumbling Cop performance. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>find where to insert this in our outline, and I

0:48:33.040 --> 0:48:36.279
<v Speaker 1>feel like maybe that the best place is here. So

0:48:36.640 --> 0:48:39.759
<v Speaker 1>I came across a record that I just have to

0:48:39.840 --> 0:48:43.200
<v Speaker 1>get a copy of. It is Let's see what is

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:46.640
<v Speaker 1>it called. It came out in nineteen ninety five or

0:48:46.760 --> 0:48:50.239
<v Speaker 1>ninety six, I think, and it's called Uncle Dale presents

0:48:50.440 --> 0:48:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Paul Marco as Kelton the Cop and Chriswell, and they're

0:48:56.160 --> 0:48:58.520
<v Speaker 1>performing two different songs. So it's like a single record

0:48:58.600 --> 0:49:01.120
<v Speaker 1>with a one song on each side, and one is

0:49:01.280 --> 0:49:04.719
<v Speaker 1>performed by Paul Marco singing a song called Home on

0:49:04.960 --> 0:49:08.600
<v Speaker 1>the Strange, which is like a sort of monologue song

0:49:08.680 --> 0:49:11.320
<v Speaker 1>about a bunch of horror stuff happening, and then the

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<v Speaker 1>other side is Chris Well doing a song that I

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:17.400
<v Speaker 1>have to say Criswell sounds like he's real phoning it in.

0:49:17.560 --> 0:49:20.440
<v Speaker 1>It's called someone Walked Over My Grave and it's just

0:49:20.640 --> 0:49:24.480
<v Speaker 1>piano playing and he's going sub one walked over my Grave.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I've heard this in a weird mix at

0:49:28.880 --> 0:49:29.719
<v Speaker 3>some point as well.

0:49:30.840 --> 0:49:33.399
<v Speaker 1>But the Paul Marco song is better. I mean, it's

0:49:33.800 --> 0:49:35.640
<v Speaker 1>it's worth a listen. You should look it up Home

0:49:35.719 --> 0:49:36.480
<v Speaker 1>on the Strange.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, I'll make sure I did listen to

0:49:40.400 --> 0:49:42.279
<v Speaker 3>someone Walk Over My Grave, but I'll listen to Home

0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:44.480
<v Speaker 3>on the Strange as well, and I'll put both of

0:49:44.520 --> 0:49:47.439
<v Speaker 3>these on the page for this episode at Sumuda music

0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:50.520
<v Speaker 3>dot com. All right, now, back into the celestial realm.

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<v Speaker 3>We have the Ruler a celestial played by John Breckinridge

0:49:55.960 --> 0:49:59.880
<v Speaker 3>who lived nineteen fourteen through nineteen ninety six. A very

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:04.080
<v Speaker 3>fun screen presence in this film, a very very sassy performance.

0:50:05.640 --> 0:50:07.680
<v Speaker 3>But this is a guy who's just was a complete

0:50:07.800 --> 0:50:10.480
<v Speaker 3>non actor making a one time appearance in film. He

0:50:10.640 --> 0:50:13.160
<v Speaker 3>just happened to be a house guest of Paul Marco

0:50:13.600 --> 0:50:14.160
<v Speaker 3>at the time.

0:50:14.560 --> 0:50:17.000
<v Speaker 1>He's, well, he's got wonderful screen presence.

0:50:17.440 --> 0:50:20.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he does, because he has he has he has

0:50:21.600 --> 0:50:24.360
<v Speaker 3>his performance, his his uh, his performance is such that

0:50:24.400 --> 0:50:27.720
<v Speaker 3>I feel like some of his lines are legitimately creepy,

0:50:27.840 --> 0:50:30.120
<v Speaker 3>like he's the he's the the actor who gets to

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<v Speaker 3>deliver the line.

0:50:31.200 --> 0:50:31.759
<v Speaker 4>H uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Plan nine deals with the resurrection of the dead and

0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:39.319
<v Speaker 3>so forth. So it's a it's a fun little role.

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:42.040
<v Speaker 3>But but yeah, he's not an actor at all, and

0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:45.400
<v Speaker 3>just kind of, I guess, convinced to show up and

0:50:45.520 --> 0:50:49.440
<v Speaker 3>do this. He was French born, the great great great

0:50:49.520 --> 0:50:53.400
<v Speaker 3>grandson of US Attorney General John Breckenridge, born into a

0:50:53.480 --> 0:50:56.720
<v Speaker 3>wealthy family, and also the great grandson of Wells Fargo

0:50:56.880 --> 0:50:58.640
<v Speaker 3>Bank founder Lloyd Tevis.

0:50:58.680 --> 0:50:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Heir to the dynasty.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, and finally I want to just I want

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<v Speaker 3>to have a note here about the music, though, because

0:51:06.480 --> 0:51:10.080
<v Speaker 3>as with Tarantula, we're knee deep in fifty stock music here.

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:13.640
<v Speaker 3>But I will say, in a movie that is so

0:51:13.840 --> 0:51:18.440
<v Speaker 3>well known for its ineptitude and in its amateur style

0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:22.080
<v Speaker 3>and the clunkiness of pieces coming together, this is a

0:51:22.160 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 3>film in which we have pieces of music from multiple sources,

0:51:25.840 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 3>compiled by one Gordon Zalar, and I feel like some

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:32.120
<v Speaker 3>of these are just really great pieces of music.

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:32.360
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:36.720
<v Speaker 3>They're that classic kind of horns blaring, monsters attacking music

0:51:36.800 --> 0:51:40.520
<v Speaker 3>from the day. And when you're watching the film, you

0:51:40.600 --> 0:51:43.480
<v Speaker 3>may be noticing all these other things that don't feel

0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:47.120
<v Speaker 3>right and are coming off weird and amateurish, but the

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:49.880
<v Speaker 3>music isn't one of them. The music sounds really solid.

0:51:50.000 --> 0:51:52.960
<v Speaker 3>So I have to give Gordon credit for bringing in

0:51:53.160 --> 0:51:56.239
<v Speaker 3>these pieces, assembling them in such a way that they're

0:51:56.280 --> 0:51:58.560
<v Speaker 3>able to back the film up and make you and

0:51:59.680 --> 0:52:01.800
<v Speaker 3>you may be second guessing everything else, but you're not

0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:03.759
<v Speaker 3>really second guessing the music for the most part.

0:52:04.080 --> 0:52:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I cannot hear those horns without thinking of Tor

0:52:09.120 --> 0:52:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Johnson's gaping mouth, like the sounds are coming out of

0:52:12.320 --> 0:52:12.800
<v Speaker 1>his mouth.

0:52:13.320 --> 0:52:13.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:52:14.080 --> 0:52:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Now, I think we face a different kind of challenge

0:52:16.960 --> 0:52:19.400
<v Speaker 1>when breaking down the plot of this movie than we

0:52:19.520 --> 0:52:23.120
<v Speaker 1>normally do, which is that there is way too much

0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:28.000
<v Speaker 1>of a temptation to minutely describe and quote every single scene,

0:52:28.080 --> 0:52:30.920
<v Speaker 1>which we're gonna try not to do. But this movie,

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:36.760
<v Speaker 1>like the weirdness and the double take inducing stuff that's happening,

0:52:36.960 --> 0:52:38.280
<v Speaker 1>is just non stop.

0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:42.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. It is relentless this film, and you definitely should

0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:44.480
<v Speaker 3>see it. It's one of these films it's rare to

0:52:44.560 --> 0:52:49.160
<v Speaker 3>find anyone who is not amused by it. This is

0:52:49.239 --> 0:52:51.520
<v Speaker 3>one that I would I would recommend to everyone out there,

0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:54.759
<v Speaker 3>and it's one that holds up to repeat viewing. I've

0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:57.000
<v Speaker 3>seen this a few different times. I've seen I think

0:52:57.000 --> 0:52:59.839
<v Speaker 3>I saw a riff track's presentation of at many many

0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:03.040
<v Speaker 3>years ago, and that's fine, or retracts. It can be

0:53:03.080 --> 0:53:04.320
<v Speaker 3>a lot of fun. But this is a film that

0:53:04.360 --> 0:53:08.400
<v Speaker 3>doesn't even need the riffing. Like it is, its energy

0:53:08.480 --> 0:53:11.719
<v Speaker 3>is such that you will do the riffing. You know

0:53:11.880 --> 0:53:14.920
<v Speaker 3>that the riffing occurs in your own head. It's brilliant.

0:53:15.239 --> 0:53:17.759
<v Speaker 1>But one thing we do have to talk about is

0:53:17.840 --> 0:53:21.880
<v Speaker 1>the introduction, because the movie begins. This is a fictional

0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:26.120
<v Speaker 1>movie that begins with a Chriswell predicts segment like the

0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:31.560
<v Speaker 1>Amazing Criswell did on TV, and he so it, you know,

0:53:31.680 --> 0:53:34.839
<v Speaker 1>the lights come up on Criswell and he goes into

0:53:35.040 --> 0:53:39.800
<v Speaker 1>a monologue that is so indescribably weird, Like the rambling,

0:53:40.000 --> 0:53:44.080
<v Speaker 1>nonsensical nature of it actually reminds me of you know,

0:53:44.120 --> 0:53:46.480
<v Speaker 1>when you're in high school and people have to do

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:50.120
<v Speaker 1>class presentations and sometimes there's a kid in the class

0:53:50.520 --> 0:53:53.680
<v Speaker 1>who hasn't done any of the homework or any preparation,

0:53:54.000 --> 0:53:56.719
<v Speaker 1>but they're also kind of good at talking, and they

0:53:56.920 --> 0:53:58.520
<v Speaker 1>just start saying words.

0:53:59.080 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I think that's totally fair. And really it

0:54:02.120 --> 0:54:06.279
<v Speaker 3>seems like it would line up well with with Chriswell's

0:54:06.320 --> 0:54:10.040
<v Speaker 3>career here where he's essentially saying nothing, but the delivery

0:54:10.239 --> 0:54:12.280
<v Speaker 3>is good enough that it sounds profound.

0:54:12.800 --> 0:54:15.759
<v Speaker 1>I can't, I can't do. The Criswell voice is famously

0:54:15.960 --> 0:54:19.759
<v Speaker 1>the adjective I think is stentorian. You know, it's greetings,

0:54:19.880 --> 0:54:24.200
<v Speaker 1>my friend, and so he begins by saying, greeting's my friend.

0:54:24.440 --> 0:54:27.279
<v Speaker 1>We are all interested in the future, for that is

0:54:27.320 --> 0:54:29.720
<v Speaker 1>where you and I are going to spend the rest

0:54:29.800 --> 0:54:33.839
<v Speaker 1>of our lives. And remember, my friend, future events such

0:54:33.880 --> 0:54:37.840
<v Speaker 1>as these will affect you in the future. You with

0:54:38.000 --> 0:54:40.800
<v Speaker 1>it so far, okay? Future events will affect even you

0:54:40.960 --> 0:54:45.520
<v Speaker 1>in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious,

0:54:45.680 --> 0:54:49.359
<v Speaker 1>the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now,

0:54:49.480 --> 0:54:52.239
<v Speaker 1>for the first time, we are bringing you the full

0:54:52.400 --> 0:54:56.000
<v Speaker 1>story of what happened on that fateful day. We are

0:54:56.080 --> 0:54:59.240
<v Speaker 1>bringing you all the evidence based only on the secret

0:54:59.360 --> 0:55:04.160
<v Speaker 1>testimony of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal,

0:55:04.640 --> 0:55:08.680
<v Speaker 1>the incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this

0:55:08.800 --> 0:55:12.480
<v Speaker 1>a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty, let

0:55:12.560 --> 0:55:16.160
<v Speaker 1>us reward the innocent, my friend, Can your heart stand

0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:20.800
<v Speaker 1>the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?

0:55:21.840 --> 0:55:25.359
<v Speaker 3>I absolutely love it, and it's so ridiculous, and yet

0:55:25.400 --> 0:55:27.160
<v Speaker 3>at the same time, one thing I was thinking about

0:55:27.280 --> 0:55:30.360
<v Speaker 3>is that if you compare this opening narration to the

0:55:30.640 --> 0:55:35.080
<v Speaker 3>John Leroquet opening narration on the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre,

0:55:35.600 --> 0:55:37.799
<v Speaker 3>they have a lot that lines up with each other,

0:55:37.920 --> 0:55:43.319
<v Speaker 3>like they're both presented to varying degrees of believability as

0:55:43.400 --> 0:55:45.759
<v Speaker 3>a statement of what you're about to see is real,

0:55:45.880 --> 0:55:49.800
<v Speaker 3>this really happened, this is really important. And then both

0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:53.000
<v Speaker 3>examples say the name of the picture at the very end,

0:55:53.680 --> 0:55:56.880
<v Speaker 3>the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And even though Plan nine from

0:55:56.920 --> 0:55:59.839
<v Speaker 3>Outer Space is the final title for this picture, Grave

0:56:00.320 --> 0:56:03.160
<v Speaker 3>from Outer Space was like an alternate title or a

0:56:03.239 --> 0:56:04.880
<v Speaker 3>working title or something to that effect.

0:56:05.160 --> 0:56:05.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:56:05.480 --> 0:56:07.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is historically true, but in

0:56:07.680 --> 0:56:11.320
<v Speaker 1>the movie Edwood, they explained the reason for the change

0:56:11.360 --> 0:56:13.800
<v Speaker 1>of name was that the film was at least partially

0:56:13.960 --> 0:56:17.960
<v Speaker 1>financed by a Baptist church in the Los Angeles area,

0:56:18.440 --> 0:56:21.400
<v Speaker 1>and they found the idea of grave robbing sacrilegious.

0:56:22.880 --> 0:56:26.320
<v Speaker 3>And it should be noted graves aren't really robbed. I

0:56:26.360 --> 0:56:30.560
<v Speaker 3>mean they're self robbing by real corpses. So it's really

0:56:31.040 --> 0:56:34.440
<v Speaker 3>nitpicking at this point, there's so many other glaring errors.

0:56:34.719 --> 0:56:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Well no, wait, actually to that point, there is an

0:56:37.400 --> 0:56:42.360
<v Speaker 1>absolutely unbelievable scene that goes on for minutes of cops

0:56:42.440 --> 0:56:45.640
<v Speaker 1>talking about standing over a grave, talking about whether or

0:56:45.680 --> 0:56:48.040
<v Speaker 1>not they can go down into the grave to look

0:56:48.120 --> 0:56:48.360
<v Speaker 1>at it.

0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:52.400
<v Speaker 3>Right. It goes on forever and they're talking about do

0:56:52.520 --> 0:56:55.440
<v Speaker 3>we have jurisdiction to go in there? But also it's

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:58.800
<v Speaker 3>like can we physically do it? Can't in here? And

0:56:58.880 --> 0:57:01.080
<v Speaker 3>then one guy goes in and he's like, I can't

0:57:01.120 --> 0:57:03.960
<v Speaker 3>read anything. It's like you're in an open grave and

0:57:04.440 --> 0:57:06.560
<v Speaker 3>I think it's supposed to be night, and so they

0:57:06.640 --> 0:57:08.719
<v Speaker 3>are like, well, we better get him a flashlight. And

0:57:09.560 --> 0:57:12.160
<v Speaker 3>we mentioned that we have DeMarco playing a bumbling cop,

0:57:12.239 --> 0:57:14.320
<v Speaker 3>but like all the cops are bumbling, and they're so

0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:17.880
<v Speaker 3>blumb bumbling, Like this seems to be a picture in

0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:21.280
<v Speaker 3>which the only understanding of law enforcement was based entirely

0:57:21.400 --> 0:57:22.800
<v Speaker 3>on Laurel and Hardy movies.

0:57:22.880 --> 0:57:26.920
<v Speaker 1>It's incredible, but I mean, there's so many levels of

0:57:27.000 --> 0:57:30.320
<v Speaker 1>the Criswell monologue. So yes, it is like the Texas Chainsaw.

0:57:30.400 --> 0:57:33.760
<v Speaker 1>It's like insisting this is real even though the events

0:57:33.840 --> 0:57:38.960
<v Speaker 1>don't even have internal consistency, but also saying what is

0:57:39.120 --> 0:57:41.320
<v Speaker 1>the relationship to time here?

0:57:43.120 --> 0:57:46.080
<v Speaker 3>Like it seems to establish that causality is still in

0:57:46.200 --> 0:57:49.680
<v Speaker 3>effect future events will only affect you in the future,

0:57:50.160 --> 0:57:52.040
<v Speaker 3>which I guess is good, Like it's good to know

0:57:52.120 --> 0:57:55.200
<v Speaker 3>there are some rules still in place here for this

0:57:55.320 --> 0:57:55.960
<v Speaker 3>motion picture.

0:57:56.240 --> 0:57:58.800
<v Speaker 1>But he's also saying that the events he's talking about

0:57:58.880 --> 0:58:03.640
<v Speaker 1>are happening in the future, but also have already happened.

0:58:04.040 --> 0:58:06.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, yeah, now that just twists me all up.

0:58:06.600 --> 0:58:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we go from Criswell to Boom thundercrack credits

0:58:10.400 --> 0:58:13.640
<v Speaker 1>etchings on a tombstone. You see tour Johnson. Just a

0:58:13.680 --> 0:58:16.240
<v Speaker 1>little note. I remember thinking even back the first time

0:58:16.280 --> 0:58:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I saw it. Wardrobe on this movie is by someone

0:58:18.920 --> 0:58:21.480
<v Speaker 1>named Dick Cheney. I think it's not the same one.

0:58:22.120 --> 0:58:22.600
<v Speaker 3>I miss that.

0:58:23.680 --> 0:58:25.800
<v Speaker 1>But then so the credits finished, and then one of

0:58:25.840 --> 0:58:28.360
<v Speaker 1>the funniest things is that it cuts to a funeral

0:58:28.480 --> 0:58:30.840
<v Speaker 1>and then Criswell is still going. You think you're done

0:58:30.880 --> 0:58:33.600
<v Speaker 1>with him, but he just comes back in. You're watching

0:58:33.640 --> 0:58:36.040
<v Speaker 1>people in a graveyard, and he's all of us on

0:58:36.200 --> 0:58:38.840
<v Speaker 1>earth know that there is a time to live and

0:58:39.000 --> 0:58:43.120
<v Speaker 1>a time to die. And we see Bela Legosi, the

0:58:43.240 --> 0:58:46.440
<v Speaker 1>real Bella Legosi in the sense he's crying into a

0:58:46.520 --> 0:58:49.680
<v Speaker 1>handkerchief at a graveside and some guy's reading a Bible,

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:52.720
<v Speaker 1>and there are two grave diggers nearby who look like

0:58:52.760 --> 0:58:56.720
<v Speaker 1>they belong in a commercial for baked beans. And the

0:58:56.800 --> 0:59:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Criswell monologue just goes and goes and go. You know,

0:59:00.480 --> 0:59:03.680
<v Speaker 1>he's talking about like the nature of death. He says, look,

0:59:03.720 --> 0:59:09.280
<v Speaker 1>when death the proud brother comes suddenly without warning, and

0:59:09.480 --> 0:59:12.880
<v Speaker 1>he says, oh. But he also gets very poetic. He's

0:59:12.920 --> 0:59:16.560
<v Speaker 1>talking about like the sundown. You remember the sundown line.

0:59:16.360 --> 0:59:19.440
<v Speaker 3>The sundown of the day, and yet also the sundown

0:59:19.520 --> 0:59:22.280
<v Speaker 3>of the old man's heart, and you just like, you

0:59:22.320 --> 0:59:26.520
<v Speaker 3>can just imagine Edward riding this and or Criswell riding

0:59:26.600 --> 0:59:28.479
<v Speaker 3>with him, and they're just like, yeah, this is so good.

0:59:28.600 --> 0:59:29.280
<v Speaker 3>It's so good.

0:59:29.840 --> 0:59:32.440
<v Speaker 1>So here's where things begin. Bell Legosi's at a funeral

0:59:32.560 --> 0:59:35.520
<v Speaker 1>for his wife. It doesn't show us this, but we

0:59:35.600 --> 0:59:40.280
<v Speaker 1>find out later his wife was Vampira. And then the

0:59:40.360 --> 0:59:42.840
<v Speaker 1>grave diggers start tossing dirt on the coffin, and then

0:59:42.840 --> 0:59:45.920
<v Speaker 1>we cut to an airplane, and then we cut inside

0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:48.840
<v Speaker 1>the airplane and wow, wow, this set.

0:59:49.240 --> 0:59:54.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's a ludicrous set, they just said, so

0:59:54.280 --> 0:59:57.800
<v Speaker 3>obviously a set like like Muppet Show level of set.

0:59:58.120 --> 1:00:00.960
<v Speaker 1>It's just a room with a open door and a

1:00:01.040 --> 1:00:03.120
<v Speaker 1>shower curtain and I guess that's supposed to go back

1:00:03.200 --> 1:00:05.560
<v Speaker 1>into out of the cockpit. And then on the wall

1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:08.240
<v Speaker 1>there's a clipboard and what is this circular thing? Is

1:00:08.280 --> 1:00:10.280
<v Speaker 1>that supposed to be a thermometer or something.

1:00:10.840 --> 1:00:12.360
<v Speaker 3>I guess it's supposed to be some sort of gauge,

1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:16.960
<v Speaker 3>but it's clearly just some sort of a circular slidey

1:00:17.080 --> 1:00:19.080
<v Speaker 3>reference tool that's just been pinned to the wall.

1:00:19.760 --> 1:00:21.720
<v Speaker 1>So they're like looking out the window and saying, yep,

1:00:21.760 --> 1:00:24.280
<v Speaker 1>that's the old San Fernando Valley right there, right where

1:00:24.280 --> 1:00:26.480
<v Speaker 1>it's supposed to be. And then suddenly, zoom, you get

1:00:26.800 --> 1:00:29.919
<v Speaker 1>a flying saucer goes by out the window and they're

1:00:29.960 --> 1:00:33.440
<v Speaker 1>showing it off to the flight attendant and it kind

1:00:33.480 --> 1:00:35.640
<v Speaker 1>of rocks the plane and they're like, wow, that was

1:00:35.760 --> 1:00:39.120
<v Speaker 1>nothing from this world. And the pilot here is Gregory Walcott.

1:00:39.280 --> 1:00:43.800
<v Speaker 1>That's Jeff Trent, our hero, and he's immediately very concerned

1:00:43.800 --> 1:00:46.560
<v Speaker 1>that the passengers not find out about the flying saucer.

1:00:46.920 --> 1:00:49.160
<v Speaker 1>But the flying saucer goes by and then it lands

1:00:49.240 --> 1:00:52.880
<v Speaker 1>at the cemetery from earlier, and the grave diggers hear something.

1:00:53.000 --> 1:00:56.760
<v Speaker 1>This is a dialogue exchange that must be quoted so

1:00:56.880 --> 1:01:00.240
<v Speaker 1>the Grave Diggers say, you hear anything odd?

1:01:00.280 --> 1:01:00.560
<v Speaker 4>I did.

1:01:01.120 --> 1:01:04.080
<v Speaker 1>Don't like here and noises, especially when there ain't supposed

1:01:04.080 --> 1:01:07.480
<v Speaker 1>to be any Yeah, kind of spooky like maybe we're

1:01:07.520 --> 1:01:10.640
<v Speaker 1>getting old. Well, whatever it is, it's gone now that's

1:01:10.720 --> 1:01:13.240
<v Speaker 1>the best thing for us too, gone. Yeah, let's go.

1:01:15.800 --> 1:01:19.320
<v Speaker 3>It's just oh and then here comes Vampira. She shows up,

1:01:20.200 --> 1:01:24.120
<v Speaker 3>comes lurching out of the darkness, and the mist looking

1:01:24.240 --> 1:01:26.400
<v Speaker 3>just you know, completely put together, very much, has this

1:01:26.880 --> 1:01:31.720
<v Speaker 3>this gothic queen looking down and yeah, we're off to

1:01:31.800 --> 1:01:34.240
<v Speaker 3>the races here with the dead rising from the grave.

1:01:34.600 --> 1:01:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely flagrant inner cutting between night shots and day shots

1:01:39.000 --> 1:01:42.040
<v Speaker 1>in this sequence, continuity does not even seem to be attempted.

1:01:42.640 --> 1:01:47.160
<v Speaker 1>And so Vampire walks up on them and she kills them.

1:01:47.760 --> 1:01:50.720
<v Speaker 1>But how are you imagining she kills the grave diggers.

1:01:50.840 --> 1:01:53.240
<v Speaker 1>What she does is she kind of stands in a

1:01:54.040 --> 1:01:57.680
<v Speaker 1>pose like an idle video game character, like a te pose,

1:01:58.400 --> 1:02:02.120
<v Speaker 1>and then suddenly raises her hands up while standing behind

1:02:02.200 --> 1:02:05.120
<v Speaker 1>a shrub, and then the grave digger scream and die.

1:02:05.680 --> 1:02:05.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1:02:05.960 --> 1:02:07.840
<v Speaker 3>I think it's later in the picture we do have

1:02:08.280 --> 1:02:13.080
<v Speaker 3>some police comparing bodies to wild animal kills, So I

1:02:13.200 --> 1:02:15.680
<v Speaker 3>guess she's supposed to have used those really long nails

1:02:15.720 --> 1:02:16.040
<v Speaker 3>of hers.

1:02:16.280 --> 1:02:19.320
<v Speaker 1>I guess, so, yeah, the nails seem significant. But then

1:02:19.680 --> 1:02:22.439
<v Speaker 1>after that we get the famous shot immortalized in Tim

1:02:22.480 --> 1:02:25.280
<v Speaker 1>Burton's ed Wood of Bella Goosi coming out of a

1:02:25.320 --> 1:02:28.480
<v Speaker 1>little house and standing in his front yard and stopping

1:02:28.560 --> 1:02:33.520
<v Speaker 1>to smell a rose, apparently in grief. Meanwhile, Criswell is narrating,

1:02:33.560 --> 1:02:35.840
<v Speaker 1>you know. Criswell's just going on about how the house

1:02:36.040 --> 1:02:39.760
<v Speaker 1>that they win which they shared their love became a tomb.

1:02:40.840 --> 1:02:45.680
<v Speaker 1>And then Bella wanders just out of frame, and then

1:02:45.880 --> 1:02:49.120
<v Speaker 1>there is an immediate sound cue. He's the second he

1:02:49.280 --> 1:02:55.760
<v Speaker 1>steps out of picture. Tire screech, scream, crash, sirens. Though

1:02:55.800 --> 1:02:58.479
<v Speaker 1>I would like to stress obviously we're supposed to believe

1:02:58.520 --> 1:03:01.360
<v Speaker 1>that Bella was crushed by runaway truck or something right

1:03:01.440 --> 1:03:04.120
<v Speaker 1>after he left the shot, but actually you can see

1:03:04.200 --> 1:03:07.320
<v Speaker 1>his shadow still falling on the grass, not moving, so

1:03:07.440 --> 1:03:10.480
<v Speaker 1>he's just stepped out of view, is standing there casting

1:03:10.520 --> 1:03:13.240
<v Speaker 1>a shadow. Robi did a picture for you to look at.

1:03:13.360 --> 1:03:15.160
<v Speaker 1>You can see the shadow on the bottom left and

1:03:15.200 --> 1:03:16.840
<v Speaker 1>then the screech and the scream.

1:03:17.280 --> 1:03:20.800
<v Speaker 3>Brilliant Again, ed Wood was not going to let the

1:03:20.920 --> 1:03:22.960
<v Speaker 3>death of a central character stand in the way of

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<v Speaker 3>not only continuing production but also not redoing a single

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<v Speaker 3>thing that he'd already shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So we go straight onto the funeral and then

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<v Speaker 1>we see people coming out of what they call a crypt,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just like it looks like a cardboard box,

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<v Speaker 1>and ooh, it is such a clown car situation. Many

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<v Speaker 1>people coming out of this tiny box.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this tiny and you know, if you've ever been

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<v Speaker 3>in a crib, I mean, I guess this is a

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<v Speaker 3>movie crip. This is like like a Santo in the

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<v Speaker 3>Tomb of Dracula crypt where I guess there's supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>be a lot going on in there, but we don't

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<v Speaker 3>see that on screen. It looks like a tiny little

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<v Speaker 3>phone booth out of cardboard that's been sprayed gray to

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<v Speaker 3>look kind of like granite. And is this the scene

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<v Speaker 3>where they also they go ahead and establish well, due

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<v Speaker 3>to their customs, the old man's wife was buried in

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<v Speaker 3>the ground and he was buried inside of a tomb

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<v Speaker 3>inside of this mausoleum type situation, which I love because

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<v Speaker 3>it's clearly a situation where there was they at least realized, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>well we have her. Why would why would she be

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<v Speaker 3>buried there and he buried here. Should we reshoot anything, No,

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<v Speaker 3>We'll just have a line or two that establishes that

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<v Speaker 3>there is a reason for this. It's cultural. Don't worry

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<v Speaker 3>about it. But it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's the mourners who climb out of the box

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<v Speaker 1>and then the lady goes first, his wife, then he

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<v Speaker 1>and then her husband goes tragic and yeah, they have

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation about how it's due to an old family

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<v Speaker 1>superstition that she had to be in the ground and

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<v Speaker 1>he had to be in a crypt. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's literally because they just already shot some

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<v Speaker 1>of the shots and then they're like, we got to

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<v Speaker 1>cover for that.

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<v Speaker 3>I just had so many questions about this custom, like why,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's it's you know, it sounds kind of

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<v Speaker 3>sexist obviously, but like what possible reason would there be,

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<v Speaker 3>Like like, oh, you can't bury the men and the

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<v Speaker 3>women in the same soil. It needs the soil that's

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<v Speaker 3>where you bury women and men you bury in the TOEMM.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. But we're about to get to the police because

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<v Speaker 1>some mourners they get spooked seeing bodies of the grave.

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<v Speaker 1>Diggers and they freak out and the police arrive and

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, this is when we first meet Tor Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>Before he's a zombie. He's a human. He's in fact

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<v Speaker 1>a police inspector.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and there's yeah, there's some great dialogue here from him.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a scene where the dialogue like it would

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<v Speaker 1>have been funny even if it had been delivered well,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's Tor Johnson saying it, so you know. He

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<v Speaker 1>there's one part where I think the very first thing

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<v Speaker 1>he says when he gets there, he's like a Melcal Examiner,

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<v Speaker 1>been here yet, so it's the Melcal Examiner. And there's

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<v Speaker 1>one part where he's like, I'm gonna go walk off

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<v Speaker 1>in the dark and they're like be careful, it's dark,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he's just like I'll be big boy now, Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Tor Johnson. Yeah, clearly not a not an actor

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<v Speaker 3>in this sense. Why is a physical presence. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>kind of cute though, because you get kind of maybe

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<v Speaker 3>a sense of the real Tod Johnson in this shot,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, because he's was supposedly like just kind of

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<v Speaker 3>a big teddy bear. They didn't say much, but it

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<v Speaker 3>was kind of a nice guy to be around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So he goes wandering off into the darkness in

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<v Speaker 1>the mist and then we finally we meet Paula Trant.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jeff Trant is back home now, and he's hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out on his porch with a bunch of wicker furniture,

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<v Speaker 1>having a drink with his wife Paula, and they're commenting

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<v Speaker 1>on how you remember Jeff Trant was the pie from

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<v Speaker 1>the planet. So they're married. They apparently live in a

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<v Speaker 1>house inside the cemetery. That's best I can tell, Like

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<v Speaker 1>they talk about that fact and they are no Tor Johnson's.

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<v Speaker 1>But this couple has really weird energy and some of

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<v Speaker 1>the clunkiest dialogue in movie history. Uh it's again it's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to explain without just watching the movie. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like Paula says to him, I don't think I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen you in this mood before, and he says, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's because I've never been in this mood before.

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<v Speaker 1>And Putty here explains that he's in this unfamiliar mood

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<v Speaker 1>because he saw a flying saucer on his flight this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes, you mean the kind from up to

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<v Speaker 1>the from up there, and he goes, yeah, or it's counterpart,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what that meant this sequence.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the things I love about it is that

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<v Speaker 3>he Wood is trying to create what is essentially a

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<v Speaker 3>realistic scene with a with with this whole speculative of

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<v Speaker 3>the pic aspect to it, where it's a why fast

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<v Speaker 3>her husband like, what's bothering you? There's something bothering you?

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<v Speaker 3>And he is having to admit that it's something that

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even feel but that comfortable talking about. And

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<v Speaker 3>so this has tons of real world parallels obviously, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's one of these great moments where it's like the writer, director,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, filmmakers almost like aliens, trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 3>how normal humans interact with each other. And then you

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<v Speaker 3>kicked it on screen.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he yeah, So it's trying to show that is

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<v Speaker 1>the dynamic I think it's going for, but instead it

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<v Speaker 1>just turns into Gregory Walcott having this rant about about

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<v Speaker 1>a cover up. He's like, you know, big army brass

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<v Speaker 1>grabbed us and made us swear to secrecy about the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. And then he's just on the subject of

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<v Speaker 1>big army brass, like he mentions it several more times.

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<v Speaker 1>He's really upset. He's like people keep seeing these saucers,

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<v Speaker 1>but but I can't say a word. I'm muzzled by

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<v Speaker 1>army brass. Oh and then right then the flying saucers

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<v Speaker 1>zooms over them and knocks over all their wicker furniture.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we get a scene where Tor Johnson is

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<v Speaker 1>attacked by Bella not Bela Lagosi, by the bell Legosi

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<v Speaker 1>body double, and by Vampira. And I just wondered, what.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's supposed to be investigating the graveyard for clues,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's just walking around with his gun pointed in

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<v Speaker 1>front of him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, well, and really this one, this is just

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<v Speaker 3>a small thing when it comes to the depiction of

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<v Speaker 3>firearms by law enforcement in this picture. Yeah, there was nobody.

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<v Speaker 3>Clearly nobody had ever been around a gun before or

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<v Speaker 3>had any idea about what gun safety was or what

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<v Speaker 3>it might look like on the screen. It's so ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so, yeah, Tour gets killed by the zombies. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the other main cop who we follow after this

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<v Speaker 1>is the police lieutenant I don't even remember his name,

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<v Speaker 1>the police lieutenant who just uses his gun as like

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<v Speaker 1>a like a pointer, so he whenever he's talking about

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<v Speaker 1>something or about someone, he points then the gun at them.

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<v Speaker 1>He also scratches his own head with the barrel of

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<v Speaker 1>the gun and like holds it with the barrel pointed

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<v Speaker 1>into his own chest.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if he had picked his nose with the barrel

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<v Speaker 3>of the gun, it would not have been any more

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<v Speaker 3>outrageous than everything else he does with it.

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<v Speaker 1>But so they're walking around and they find they find

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<v Speaker 1>Tor Johnson dead and they observe they said, Inspector Clay

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<v Speaker 1>is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible. So we get a

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<v Speaker 1>funeral for Inspector Clay, and it seems Vampire is attending

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<v Speaker 1>the funeral. She's just standing there watching, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>cut to people seeing flying saucers over Hollywood Boulevardly there's

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<v Speaker 1>like a car going by in a part where like

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<v Speaker 1>three people suddenly point out the windows at the saucer,

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<v Speaker 1>all in unison. And meanwhile we're getting Chriswell monologues over

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<v Speaker 1>this where Qriswell's like, there comes a time in each

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<v Speaker 1>man's life when he kind believe his own eyes. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's where they decided got to pad this movie out.

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<v Speaker 1>We got some stock military stock footage, so they show

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<v Speaker 1>planes flying, rockets, launching, just military hardware doing stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Yeah, there's all these shots of one Colonel Edwards

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<v Speaker 3>just standing there basically a blank background, staring up supposedly

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<v Speaker 3>the sky with the binoculars and just ordering all the

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<v Speaker 3>rockets to be fired of these three UFOs. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>even seem to care what continent these rockets are on.

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<v Speaker 3>So we just get all this stock footage of rockets firing.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the deal with the secrecy about the UFOs?

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<v Speaker 1>This is completely inconsistent in the movie. So part of

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<v Speaker 1>the movie they're saying Army Brass won't let anybody know

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<v Speaker 1>that UFOs exist. But then also we hear we cut

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<v Speaker 1>to Colonel Edwards and he's talking to just some soldier

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<v Speaker 1>and they're talking about the flying saucers and the soldier

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<v Speaker 1>is like, hey, what's the deal with these flying saucers

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<v Speaker 1>And the Colonel's like, well, they attacked us. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>they attacked a town, a small town, I'll admit it,

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<v Speaker 1>but nevertheless a town of people. And he revealed, Edwards

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<v Speaker 1>reveals that big Army Brass is covering up the alien menace.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, take any earthquake, any fire, any natural disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>You think that's natural disasters? You know what it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>actually aliens.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you drop aliens in the middle of this and

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<v Speaker 3>everything makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think it's time to meet some aliens. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to the mothership in orbit around the Earth.

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<v Speaker 3>A mothership which really just looks like a breast or

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<v Speaker 3>a nipple. I mean, it's very glaring.

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<v Speaker 1>But so we meet the aliens and these they do

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<v Speaker 1>a salute where they like cross their arms on their

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<v Speaker 1>chest and that's very funny. Kang and Codos do the

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<v Speaker 1>same salute when they're on The Simpsons. But the Alien

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<v Speaker 1>boss is played by Bunny Breckenridge, and here you he's

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<v Speaker 1>wearing a medieval times tunic with a like a sigil

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<v Speaker 1>of an axe on it. And then we see the

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<v Speaker 1>Underling's Aerosentana and they're wearing their satin tunics and they

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<v Speaker 1>have this bizarre conversation where they're talking about what plans

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<v Speaker 1>they are going to enact on Earth. Breckenridge says, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what plan will you follow now? And Aero says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we tried to contact Earth leaders, but they

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<v Speaker 1>reject our existence. You just can't talk to these Earth humans.

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<v Speaker 1>Their soul is too controlled, that's what he says. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what that means. But here they say it's

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<v Speaker 1>time to go with Plan nine. So what's Plan nine

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<v Speaker 1>going to be?

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<v Speaker 3>He says, Ah, Yes, Plan nine deals with the resurrection

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<v Speaker 3>of the dead, long distance electrodes shot into the pinial

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<v Speaker 3>and pituitary glands of recent dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I guess that would explain the zombies we've seen.

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<v Speaker 1>But what were Plans one through eight?

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about this, so I guess Plan one

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<v Speaker 3>was evidently just buzz major cities with UFOs and just

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like freak people out a little bit. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm guessing that Plans two through eight were just kind

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<v Speaker 3>of the stock plots of any other nineteen fifties film,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. So it's like Plan two's giant animals attack,

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<v Speaker 3>Plan three animals attack. Yeah, giant scorpions probably throw some

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<v Speaker 3>robots and monsters in there. Maybe they get up to

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<v Speaker 3>something like superviruses in space religion eventually, but by the

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<v Speaker 3>time you get to Plan nine, it's the resurrection of

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<v Speaker 3>the dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's a great plan, and Dudley Manlove really sells it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, we have risen two so far, we shall

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<v Speaker 1>be just as successful on more.

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<v Speaker 3>I do actually buy into Plan nine a bit when

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<v Speaker 3>this scene and others where they discuss it, the aliens

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<v Speaker 3>are discussing it because it's kind of like they won't

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<v Speaker 3>see this coming. This is going to freak them out.

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<v Speaker 3>Like there's a sense of psychological warfare to it that

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<v Speaker 3>sounds sensible, Like if aliens had the ability to do

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<v Speaker 3>this and they wanted to mess with us, yeah, make

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<v Speaker 3>our dead come back to life now, maybe resurrect more

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<v Speaker 3>than three of them, but you know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>They had to scale up from somewhere right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, So they explain that the purpose of Plan nine

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<v Speaker 1>is to make the humans acknowledge their existence. They say,

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<v Speaker 1>like they won't accept that we exist. You know, they

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<v Speaker 1>just shoot at us when we come down there, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they believe that we're not real. So we have

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<v Speaker 1>to make them accept our existence by raising the dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why that would be more effective than

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<v Speaker 1>the flying saucers.

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<v Speaker 3>Hmmm, yeah, I don't have an answer to that, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but I like, if I lean into it and I

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<v Speaker 3>think about it, I can think of it as kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a psychological attack as a way of causing panic

1:15:39.040 --> 1:15:41.439
<v Speaker 3>among the humans, like more panic than just the UFOs.

1:15:41.439 --> 1:15:43.680
<v Speaker 3>The UFOs are up there, but the dead are down here.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a great scene aosentana like walk out of the room.

1:15:47.960 --> 1:15:52.040
<v Speaker 1>They leave Breckinridge behind, and Aero says, you know, it's

1:15:52.080 --> 1:15:55.400
<v Speaker 1>an interesting thing the earth. People who can think are

1:15:55.479 --> 1:16:00.799
<v Speaker 1>so frightened by those who cannot the dead. Yes, well, anyway,

1:16:00.880 --> 1:16:03.360
<v Speaker 1>they go back to Earth. We get another porch dialogue

1:16:03.400 --> 1:16:07.479
<v Speaker 1>scene between Paula and Jeff. You know he's leaving. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the scene with the whole like the saucers are

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<v Speaker 1>up there and the cemeteries out there, but I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>locked up in there and oh man. This is also

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<v Speaker 1>the scene where they have the pillow conversation, because she's like,

1:16:19.240 --> 1:16:22.000
<v Speaker 1>when you're gone, I need your pillow here because I

1:16:22.040 --> 1:16:26.040
<v Speaker 1>can touch your pillow. And he seems kind of weirded

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<v Speaker 1>out by it, you know. He he leaves being like, well,

1:16:28.360 --> 1:16:30.840
<v Speaker 1>I love you, darling, but you're off your rocker. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he gets back in the airplane and leaves Awome.

1:16:35.280 --> 1:16:38.600
<v Speaker 1>So what We get a bunch of other shenanigans with

1:16:38.840 --> 1:16:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Jeff on the plane and the co pilot and the

1:16:42.120 --> 1:16:45.920
<v Speaker 1>stewardess talking about going to Albuquerque and trying to party there.

1:16:46.080 --> 1:16:49.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't even we'll skip over all that, so we

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<v Speaker 1>get Bella Lagosi in some actual shots where it's really him,

1:16:53.360 --> 1:16:56.200
<v Speaker 1>but then other shots where it's the body double showing

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<v Speaker 1>back up and essentially like creeping into the Trent house.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I love this scene because he's creeping around and

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<v Speaker 3>then he's like coming up to the door and sort

1:17:07.479 --> 1:17:10.120
<v Speaker 3>of jiggling it a little bit, but the no, no,

1:17:10.320 --> 1:17:13.720
<v Speaker 3>he rings the doorbell and then he comes inside like

1:17:13.960 --> 1:17:17.599
<v Speaker 3>he's just not cut out for this breaking and entering thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So Paula's in bed and then the old man

1:17:22.000 --> 1:17:25.360
<v Speaker 1>walks into her bedroom. She screams, and then she just

1:17:25.479 --> 1:17:28.120
<v Speaker 1>runs past him out the door. He's very slow moving.

1:17:29.479 --> 1:17:32.360
<v Speaker 1>It makes me think of Night of the Living Dead actually,

1:17:32.479 --> 1:17:35.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, like are these creatures slow moving? Oh? Yeah,

1:17:35.479 --> 1:17:38.839
<v Speaker 1>they're dead, they're all missed up. I think that applies

1:17:38.880 --> 1:17:40.880
<v Speaker 1>to Bella in this, and so she just runs past

1:17:40.960 --> 1:17:43.680
<v Speaker 1>him and then runs out into the cemetery. We get

1:17:43.720 --> 1:17:46.519
<v Speaker 1>a great shot of Tor Johnson rising from the grave

1:17:46.760 --> 1:17:49.719
<v Speaker 1>and it's actually so good. Yeah, it does look pretty creepy.

1:17:50.280 --> 1:17:52.680
<v Speaker 3>I remember seeing this as a kid and finding it

1:17:52.800 --> 1:17:56.120
<v Speaker 3>pretty creepy, pretty disturbing because yeah, we've got the blaring

1:17:56.280 --> 1:18:00.799
<v Speaker 3>horn music tour is just touring it up to to eleven.

1:18:00.920 --> 1:18:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Here looks really good.

1:18:02.320 --> 1:18:04.600
<v Speaker 1>We get a bunch of chasing around in the cemetery.

1:18:05.040 --> 1:18:08.599
<v Speaker 1>The zombies are chasing Paula, cutting randomly back and forth

1:18:08.640 --> 1:18:11.559
<v Speaker 1>between night time and daytime. And then eventually a random

1:18:11.680 --> 1:18:15.760
<v Speaker 1>cowboy hat man in a convertible rescues Paula. She like

1:18:15.840 --> 1:18:18.240
<v Speaker 1>faints by the road. He picks her up, puts her

1:18:18.240 --> 1:18:20.200
<v Speaker 1>in the car, and drives away. For some reason, he

1:18:20.320 --> 1:18:22.360
<v Speaker 1>knows who she is. I don't think we've ever met

1:18:22.400 --> 1:18:25.559
<v Speaker 1>this character before. Oh but next we get a scene

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<v Speaker 1>where okay, so Aerosentana the aliens. Now they're landing in

1:18:29.280 --> 1:18:33.439
<v Speaker 1>the cemetery and they're gonna check out their monsters because

1:18:33.439 --> 1:18:35.920
<v Speaker 1>they're going to take them up to show Breckinridge up

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<v Speaker 1>in the mothership. And there's a great scene where like

1:18:39.360 --> 1:18:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Tor Johnson and Vampire are trying to kill them, like

1:18:42.040 --> 1:18:44.960
<v Speaker 1>they walk in the door and they're like reaching for them,

1:18:45.040 --> 1:18:47.559
<v Speaker 1>and Arrows has to be like turn off the electrodes quickly.

1:18:47.680 --> 1:18:50.280
<v Speaker 1>They can't tell us from anyone else. And this is

1:18:50.320 --> 1:18:53.000
<v Speaker 1>not the only time they lose control of the zombies.

1:18:53.040 --> 1:18:57.040
<v Speaker 1>The zombies are frequently just attacking the aliens themselves.

1:18:57.600 --> 1:18:59.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is and you know this scene, I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like man Love is able to really sell the threat,

1:19:03.960 --> 1:19:06.040
<v Speaker 3>Like I buy into the fact that he's panicking, like

1:19:06.320 --> 1:19:10.080
<v Speaker 3>he's losing it. He's at crashing Hindenburg level when it

1:19:10.160 --> 1:19:13.439
<v Speaker 3>comes to his fear over the big one, the giant

1:19:13.560 --> 1:19:17.599
<v Speaker 3>tor Johnson coming after his throat, and then afterwards he's

1:19:17.600 --> 1:19:19.960
<v Speaker 3>still had a breath and he's like, that was too close.

1:19:20.360 --> 1:19:20.559
<v Speaker 4>Yes.

1:19:22.320 --> 1:19:24.679
<v Speaker 1>And there's also a scene in here where the cops

1:19:24.720 --> 1:19:26.840
<v Speaker 1>are bumbling around in the graveyard. This is the one

1:19:26.920 --> 1:19:30.000
<v Speaker 1>we mentioned earlier where they spend a long time talking

1:19:30.160 --> 1:19:33.040
<v Speaker 1>about whether they can climb down into an open grave

1:19:33.160 --> 1:19:36.479
<v Speaker 1>or not, and eventually one of them does get in there.

1:19:36.520 --> 1:19:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I think it's Paul Marco and he goes it's Inspector

1:19:39.360 --> 1:19:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Clay's grave, but he ain't in it. There's a oh.

1:19:44.439 --> 1:19:47.879
<v Speaker 1>So we go to a totally different scene when in Washington,

1:19:48.000 --> 1:19:50.479
<v Speaker 1>d C. Where it's time for more big army brass

1:19:50.760 --> 1:19:55.840
<v Speaker 1>and this scene was also dumbfounding. So there's like a

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<v Speaker 1>big commander and he gets Colonel Edwards, the guy we

1:19:58.760 --> 1:20:00.920
<v Speaker 1>met earlier in there and he's like, oh, you know,

1:20:01.040 --> 1:20:02.920
<v Speaker 1>so you've been in charge of fighting off all these

1:20:03.000 --> 1:20:06.360
<v Speaker 1>flying saucer attacks, But do you really believe there are

1:20:06.400 --> 1:20:10.400
<v Speaker 1>such things as flying saucers? And Colonel Edwards says, yes,

1:20:10.520 --> 1:20:13.320
<v Speaker 1>I do, and then the boss is like, you can't

1:20:13.400 --> 1:20:15.600
<v Speaker 1>say you believe in them. You'll be court martialed for

1:20:15.680 --> 1:20:19.080
<v Speaker 1>believing in flying saucers. And then Colonel Edwards does some

1:20:19.280 --> 1:20:23.160
<v Speaker 1>real like logic twisting on him. He's like, how could

1:20:23.200 --> 1:20:26.439
<v Speaker 1>I defend the Earth against flying saucers if I didn't

1:20:26.520 --> 1:20:29.640
<v Speaker 1>believe in what I saw and shot at. It's like,

1:20:29.960 --> 1:20:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Mike drop, you can't beat that.

1:20:32.520 --> 1:20:35.479
<v Speaker 3>It's the patriotism shining through, but I don't even understand.

1:20:35.520 --> 1:20:37.800
<v Speaker 1>So his boss was trying to get him to say, well,

1:20:37.840 --> 1:20:39.920
<v Speaker 1>you have to fight off the flying saucers, but you

1:20:40.040 --> 1:20:43.200
<v Speaker 1>also can't tell me you believe in them. Anyway, This

1:20:43.320 --> 1:20:48.240
<v Speaker 1>scene leads into a long aeros monologue where they're like, hey,

1:20:48.320 --> 1:20:51.120
<v Speaker 1>we have a language computer that allows us to decode

1:20:51.200 --> 1:20:54.559
<v Speaker 1>messages from the aliens, and so let's listen to aeros

1:20:54.640 --> 1:20:57.960
<v Speaker 1>talk for ten minutes. So it's a very he's giving

1:20:58.040 --> 1:21:01.679
<v Speaker 1>this whole conver monologue about how do you still believe

1:21:01.720 --> 1:21:05.160
<v Speaker 1>it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think we were

1:21:05.240 --> 1:21:07.800
<v Speaker 1>the only inhabited planet. You are stupid.

1:21:08.560 --> 1:21:11.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's very smug, and it's all about just dissing

1:21:11.520 --> 1:21:14.840
<v Speaker 3>on humanity, something he does quite a bit. First of all,

1:21:14.880 --> 1:21:18.560
<v Speaker 3>you're the worst. Secondly, you're the worst. And then the

1:21:18.640 --> 1:21:21.760
<v Speaker 3>third important fact here is you're on the verge of

1:21:21.840 --> 1:21:28.080
<v Speaker 3>just destroying the entire universe. So late fifties Earth technology

1:21:28.560 --> 1:21:32.840
<v Speaker 3>is on the verge of creating a catastrophe that will

1:21:32.920 --> 1:21:37.200
<v Speaker 3>destroy the known universe. And you might think, well, they're

1:21:37.240 --> 1:21:40.160
<v Speaker 3>not going to explain this, right, Oh, but they will.

1:21:40.320 --> 1:21:43.240
<v Speaker 3>They will explain it, and it is dumbfounding.

1:21:43.520 --> 1:21:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, we get some technical details on this, but

1:21:46.120 --> 1:21:49.120
<v Speaker 1>he's like, you're about to do it. Your juvenile, stupid

1:21:49.280 --> 1:21:53.240
<v Speaker 1>minds are creating too many explosives and you're going to

1:21:53.320 --> 1:21:59.080
<v Speaker 1>blow up the universe. And oh and then later, let's

1:21:59.080 --> 1:22:03.120
<v Speaker 1>see a big army brass scene where it's Colonel Edwards

1:22:03.160 --> 1:22:06.120
<v Speaker 1>and his boss again, and Colonel Edwards is like, oh,

1:22:06.320 --> 1:22:08.840
<v Speaker 1>his I think. His boss says to them these flying

1:22:08.920 --> 1:22:12.040
<v Speaker 1>saucers they're attacking the Earth, and Colonel Edwards says yes,

1:22:12.520 --> 1:22:16.600
<v Speaker 1>and then he says, you think they mean business. So

1:22:17.960 --> 1:22:21.160
<v Speaker 1>he sends Colonel Edwards to Los Angeles to the cemetery

1:22:21.360 --> 1:22:24.760
<v Speaker 1>to investigate the zombies and the saucer attacks there, and

1:22:24.880 --> 1:22:28.320
<v Speaker 1>then we get the scene where where Breckinridge choose out

1:22:28.520 --> 1:22:32.000
<v Speaker 1>arrows and they do the demonstration of tour Johnson where

1:22:32.000 --> 1:22:36.439
<v Speaker 1>he is like choking arrows again. They're constantly losing control

1:22:36.520 --> 1:22:41.519
<v Speaker 1>of him, and this demonstration scene is a lot of fun.

1:22:41.800 --> 1:22:42.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1:22:42.040 --> 1:22:43.880
<v Speaker 3>He also gets some of his ships taken away, right,

1:22:44.479 --> 1:22:47.479
<v Speaker 3>the rule is like, you don't need all three UFOs

1:22:47.560 --> 1:22:49.080
<v Speaker 3>now down to one. Yeah.

1:22:49.160 --> 1:22:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Arros gets chewed out big time, like it's a

1:22:51.760 --> 1:22:55.920
<v Speaker 1>real dressing down by his boss, but he is impressed

1:22:55.960 --> 1:22:57.920
<v Speaker 1>by Tor when he sees him. He goes, yes, he's

1:22:57.960 --> 1:23:01.479
<v Speaker 1>a fine specimen. Are they all this powerful on planet Earth?

1:23:03.080 --> 1:23:06.200
<v Speaker 3>He literally says, well, actually the other two are a

1:23:06.280 --> 1:23:07.240
<v Speaker 3>woman and an old man.

1:23:07.880 --> 1:23:11.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. He's like, oh okay, but they're like, oh, I

1:23:11.800 --> 1:23:13.560
<v Speaker 1>know a good idea with the old man, so he

1:23:13.640 --> 1:23:16.120
<v Speaker 1>has the The boss has the idea, what if you

1:23:16.360 --> 1:23:20.400
<v Speaker 1>take bela Lagosi and you make him He literally explains

1:23:20.479 --> 1:23:22.400
<v Speaker 1>that they should do all this. You should make him

1:23:22.560 --> 1:23:26.800
<v Speaker 1>walk into somebody's house and then instantly decompose in front

1:23:26.840 --> 1:23:29.880
<v Speaker 1>of them, and that will convince them that aliens exist.

1:23:30.320 --> 1:23:32.240
<v Speaker 3>That'll do it. Yes, that has to work.

1:23:42.200 --> 1:23:44.600
<v Speaker 1>So here we get the big army brass shows up

1:23:44.680 --> 1:23:46.880
<v Speaker 1>at the Trent's house. So it's another porch scene. They're

1:23:46.880 --> 1:23:50.000
<v Speaker 1>hanging out in the wicker furniture and Colonel Edwards walks

1:23:50.080 --> 1:23:53.240
<v Speaker 1>in and is like, hello, how are you doing? And

1:23:54.160 --> 1:23:56.720
<v Speaker 1>Bella Lagosi walks up on them while they're on the

1:23:56.800 --> 1:23:59.560
<v Speaker 1>porch and they shoot at him to no avail. But

1:23:59.600 --> 1:24:03.880
<v Speaker 1>then suddenly a ray is emitted from the spaceship at

1:24:04.080 --> 1:24:07.679
<v Speaker 1>Bella Legosi and he just instantly turns into a skeleton.

1:24:07.800 --> 1:24:08.639
<v Speaker 1>So turbo rot.

1:24:09.320 --> 1:24:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's one of those great scenes where he

1:24:11.880 --> 1:24:16.519
<v Speaker 3>just turns into like a high school science classroom skeleton. Yeah,

1:24:16.600 --> 1:24:18.000
<v Speaker 3>it's beautiful.

1:24:17.760 --> 1:24:20.240
<v Speaker 1>And in a way, Plan nine kind of works because

1:24:20.439 --> 1:24:22.760
<v Speaker 1>that makes everybody be like, wow, I guess we better

1:24:22.840 --> 1:24:26.519
<v Speaker 1>go investigate that. I assume everybody else at this meeting

1:24:26.600 --> 1:24:29.120
<v Speaker 1>already did believe in aliens. Maybe not the police lieutenant,

1:24:29.240 --> 1:24:31.160
<v Speaker 1>but Edwards did, and Jeff Trent did.

1:24:31.479 --> 1:24:33.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and now they really I mean it kind of

1:24:33.439 --> 1:24:35.040
<v Speaker 3>backfires on him though, because they're like, well, I guess

1:24:35.080 --> 1:24:36.760
<v Speaker 3>we got to do something about this. Now, let's go

1:24:36.920 --> 1:24:37.959
<v Speaker 3>arrest those aliens.

1:24:38.240 --> 1:24:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the police lieutenants like, we haven't seen the last

1:24:41.120 --> 1:24:46.240
<v Speaker 1>of those weirdies. So they wander into the graveyard to investigate.

1:24:46.280 --> 1:24:51.599
<v Speaker 1>They leave Paula in the car and the aliens. Meanwhile,

1:24:51.640 --> 1:24:54.120
<v Speaker 1>we see Aeros Andtana talking about how their ship is

1:24:54.160 --> 1:24:58.519
<v Speaker 1>about to be discovered and they can't allow that. So,

1:24:58.800 --> 1:25:00.960
<v Speaker 1>like the purpose of creating zombies is to get the

1:25:01.040 --> 1:25:04.439
<v Speaker 1>Earthlings to accept the existence of aliens, but they also

1:25:04.600 --> 1:25:08.040
<v Speaker 1>can't allow the humans to see them or know about them. Yeah,

1:25:09.320 --> 1:25:12.120
<v Speaker 1>So they leave Paula in the car, but then Tor

1:25:12.360 --> 1:25:16.360
<v Speaker 1>attacks the car. He knocks down paul Marco by slapping

1:25:16.439 --> 1:25:18.000
<v Speaker 1>him on the shoulders. I think this is what you

1:25:18.120 --> 1:25:21.600
<v Speaker 1>called the double chop. And then he grabs Paula and

1:25:21.680 --> 1:25:23.240
<v Speaker 1>carries her to the ship. So we do get the

1:25:23.320 --> 1:25:26.160
<v Speaker 1>classic scene that's on the poster of Tor Johnson carrying

1:25:26.439 --> 1:25:27.480
<v Speaker 1>Paula unconscious.

1:25:27.760 --> 1:25:29.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Like we said on the show before, this is

1:25:29.640 --> 1:25:32.679
<v Speaker 3>an iconic image of the classic monster, the monster carrying

1:25:32.680 --> 1:25:35.360
<v Speaker 3>the unconscious woman. Yeah, And of course Edwood does not

1:25:35.479 --> 1:25:38.240
<v Speaker 3>shy away from creating this tableau for us.

1:25:38.479 --> 1:25:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Though when Bride of the Monster on the poster, it

1:25:41.400 --> 1:25:44.439
<v Speaker 1>shows Bella Lagosi carrying the lady, and he does not

1:25:44.560 --> 1:25:46.519
<v Speaker 1>do that in the movie. I think Tor Johnson does

1:25:46.600 --> 1:25:47.400
<v Speaker 1>in that one as well.

1:25:47.720 --> 1:25:49.880
<v Speaker 3>Well. If you need somebody to carry another body around,

1:25:49.880 --> 1:25:51.800
<v Speaker 3>I mean, Tour is your man, like, that's what he's

1:25:51.840 --> 1:25:55.720
<v Speaker 3>been doing. He has a career based on carrying the

1:25:56.000 --> 1:26:00.080
<v Speaker 3>very large humans around and also being carried himself to

1:26:00.120 --> 1:26:02.000
<v Speaker 3>a certain extent, so he can probably help you out

1:26:02.439 --> 1:26:05.599
<v Speaker 3>if you did need a scene where somebody's carrying an

1:26:05.680 --> 1:26:06.759
<v Speaker 3>unconscious Tour around.

1:26:07.360 --> 1:26:11.639
<v Speaker 1>So three lugs go into the spaceship. You got Jeff Trant,

1:26:11.680 --> 1:26:14.519
<v Speaker 1>you got the police inspector or, the police lieutenant and

1:26:14.960 --> 1:26:17.560
<v Speaker 1>Colonel Edwards, and they all have revolvers and they go

1:26:17.680 --> 1:26:21.000
<v Speaker 1>into the spaceship and point them at the aliens. And

1:26:21.120 --> 1:26:26.080
<v Speaker 1>then we get some villain monologue where Arrows he whinds

1:26:26.160 --> 1:26:30.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot about how human governments refuse to accept their existence,

1:26:31.800 --> 1:26:35.400
<v Speaker 1>and he says, and it's like why, And they ask, well,

1:26:35.439 --> 1:26:37.679
<v Speaker 1>why do you care so much about governments of Earth

1:26:37.760 --> 1:26:41.639
<v Speaker 1>accepting you? And he says, because of death, because all

1:26:41.760 --> 1:26:45.439
<v Speaker 1>you of Earth are idiots. And then he goes into

1:26:45.560 --> 1:26:51.800
<v Speaker 1>this this crazy series of monologues about how the Earthlings

1:26:52.000 --> 1:26:56.320
<v Speaker 1>are building a bigger, bigger and bigger bombs. He says,

1:26:56.720 --> 1:27:01.559
<v Speaker 1>first was your firecracker, a harmless explosive, then your hand grenade.

1:27:01.720 --> 1:27:04.040
<v Speaker 1>You begin to kill your own people, a few at

1:27:04.040 --> 1:27:08.080
<v Speaker 1>a time, then the bomb, then a larger bomb, many

1:27:08.200 --> 1:27:11.679
<v Speaker 1>people are killed at one time. Then your scientists stumbled

1:27:11.760 --> 1:27:15.880
<v Speaker 1>upon the atom bomb, split the atom, then the hydrogen bomb,

1:27:16.000 --> 1:27:19.960
<v Speaker 1>where you actually explode the air itself. Now you can

1:27:20.120 --> 1:27:23.599
<v Speaker 1>arrange the total destruction of the entire universe served by

1:27:23.640 --> 1:27:27.880
<v Speaker 1>our sun. The only explosion left is the solar night

1:27:30.080 --> 1:27:33.080
<v Speaker 1>and this, he explains, is a bomb that will explode

1:27:33.240 --> 1:27:37.320
<v Speaker 1>the sunlight itself. And of course Jeff Trant likes that idea.

1:27:37.400 --> 1:27:39.280
<v Speaker 1>He's like, well, if we had that, then we'd be

1:27:39.360 --> 1:27:42.200
<v Speaker 1>an even stronger nation than we are now. And this

1:27:42.360 --> 1:27:44.840
<v Speaker 1>is where Aros responds with the most maybe the most

1:27:44.920 --> 1:27:45.839
<v Speaker 1>famous line.

1:27:45.640 --> 1:27:46.080
<v Speaker 3>Of the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, stronger you see you see your stupid minds, stupid, stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>And Jeff, as I mentioned, he gets offended when Earthlings

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<v Speaker 1>are called stupid. He says, that's enough out of you.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's a great moment in interplanetary communication. Here everyone

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<v Speaker 3>is really terrible at it.

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<v Speaker 1>We get a long explanation of how the solar night

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<v Speaker 1>bomb works using metaphors of a can of gasoline. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to try to reproduce all of that. But

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<v Speaker 1>they say essentially that it's a bomb that will allow

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<v Speaker 1>you to blow up sunlight, and it will blow up

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<v Speaker 1>the sun, and then it will blow up everything that

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<v Speaker 1>the sunlight has ever touched.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like you split a photon, and it's going to

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<v Speaker 3>cause like a photon splitting chain reaction where it's going

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<v Speaker 3>to follow a beam of light back to its source,

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<v Speaker 3>which is the Sun, but also travel out on the

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<v Speaker 3>starlight from the Sun, and I guess reach anywhere that

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<v Speaker 3>the light of our sun reaches. And I was thinking, well, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>if this, if I am being generous here, if this

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<v Speaker 3>were going to happen, that would still take a very

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<v Speaker 3>long time. It's not going to be an instantaneous destroy

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<v Speaker 3>the universe situation.

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<v Speaker 1>People with better astrophysics knowledge, please correct me, because I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't researched this, But my gut understanding of this, I

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<v Speaker 1>think is that that would mean the it would take

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<v Speaker 1>a long time, but it would mean the eventual destruction

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<v Speaker 1>of our entire local galaxy. But I would also think

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<v Speaker 1>that at this point other galaxies are probably moving away

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<v Speaker 1>from us at such a rate that it would actually

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<v Speaker 1>never catch up to them. So I think other galaxies

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<v Speaker 1>might be Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe we're to take everything that Aeros says here

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<v Speaker 3>is truth, Like maybe other cultures have developed this technology

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<v Speaker 3>and have used it, and so you have whole pockets

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<v Speaker 3>of the universe that have been wiped out by it,

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<v Speaker 3>and so they just want don't want to see large

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<v Speaker 3>chunks of the universe continue to go this route.

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<v Speaker 1>But I suspect that we would actually never be able

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<v Speaker 1>to know that something like this was happening, because if

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<v Speaker 1>the destruction is traveling at the speed of life, you

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<v Speaker 1>would have no forewarning of it, right, Like, you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be by the time you saw it. It would arrive

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<v Speaker 1>at you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, but I don't know. They're very advanced, these celestials,

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<v Speaker 3>so they have tools we don't have. Resources we don't have. Again,

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<v Speaker 3>one wonders what would have happened if they had a

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<v Speaker 3>little more tact in approaching this instead of just showing up,

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<v Speaker 3>insulting us, buzzing our cities and raising our dead. Come on,

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<v Speaker 3>we're a sensitive people.

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<v Speaker 1>Well anyway, so they have a big fight, big fist fight,

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff Trend is like punching arros, and they slam and

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<v Speaker 1>they like, they're smashing the equipment on the table. The

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<v Speaker 1>ship is on fire, and eventually the humans get out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. They're all right, and the aliens try to

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<v Speaker 1>take off in their flying saucer, but it's on fire

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<v Speaker 1>and then it explodes.

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<v Speaker 3>And I found this to be kind of like a

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<v Speaker 3>hauntingly nice scene. I mean, yes, the UFO's effects in

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<v Speaker 3>this film are what they are, but the scene of

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<v Speaker 3>the flying saucer on fire over the Hollywood lights at

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<v Speaker 3>night and then it explodes, I don't know, there's something

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<v Speaker 3>kind of poignant about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you guess how the movie ends. It's a chrism

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<v Speaker 1>Well monologue.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go back to Criswell. He's gonna tie it

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<v Speaker 3>all up in a neat little bow.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna make sense of all this. Yeah, so Criswell says,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend, you have seen this incident based on sworn testimony. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do the voice all the time, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>can you prove it didn't happen? Perhaps on your way home,

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<v Speaker 1>someone will pass you in the dark and you will

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<v Speaker 1>never know it, for they will be from outer space.

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<v Speaker 1>Many scientists believe that another world is watching us at

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<v Speaker 1>this moment. We once laughed at the horseless carriage, the aeroplane,

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<v Speaker 1>the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio and even television.

1:31:52.200 --> 1:31:55.559
<v Speaker 1>And now some of us laugh at outer space. God

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<v Speaker 1>help us in the future the end.

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<v Speaker 3>That yeah, prove that it didn't happen. The burden of

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<v Speaker 3>proof is on you, audience.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, disprove or except.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, there's just there is there's so much to

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<v Speaker 3>love in this picture. Like, even if you took out

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<v Speaker 3>everything we mentioned, there's still like three more bad movies

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<v Speaker 3>worth of stuff here, you know, three more psychotronic film's

1:32:20.520 --> 1:32:24.520
<v Speaker 3>worth of of like strange line deliveries and weird ideas

1:32:24.880 --> 1:32:28.880
<v Speaker 3>and and jarring use of footage. It's just it's a

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<v Speaker 3>gold mine.

1:32:29.520 --> 1:32:32.040
<v Speaker 1>This picture one of the best of the best of

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<v Speaker 1>all time. I love playing nine Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's you know, it's ridiculous. But at the same

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<v Speaker 3>time you have these scenes of these kind of like

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<v Speaker 3>very dry looking exterior shots in in in Lost in

1:32:45.000 --> 1:32:48.960
<v Speaker 3>the Los Angeles area, you know, tombstones and uh in

1:32:49.200 --> 1:32:52.400
<v Speaker 3>in these you know, these very scraggly looking plants and trees.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, there's there's there is some authenticity sprinkled

1:32:56.040 --> 1:32:57.920
<v Speaker 3>in there as well, that kind of gives you a

1:32:58.000 --> 1:33:01.040
<v Speaker 3>little peak into the world out of which it emerge.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, one last question, do you think Edward when

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<v Speaker 1>he wrote this sympathized with the Aeros monologue about our

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<v Speaker 1>stupid Earth minds? Was he expressing his point of view

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<v Speaker 1>or was Aero supposed to be the bad guy representing

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<v Speaker 1>an incorrect point of view.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like he had to be sympathetic to this cause,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's given so much a monologue time in

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<v Speaker 3>the picture, and there's this, and then of course we

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<v Speaker 3>have the Chris Well stuff that is treating the film

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<v Speaker 3>like prophecy. So yeah, he had to be There is

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<v Speaker 3>this kind of cautionary tale that seems to be present,

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<v Speaker 3>no matter how poorly it's ultimately presented or how whack

1:33:40.200 --> 1:33:44.000
<v Speaker 3>adoodle the speculative of science is that's wrapped up in it.

1:33:45.880 --> 1:33:47.559
<v Speaker 3>And also, I guess to be fair, this is also

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<v Speaker 3>an idea that we see just spread out across science

1:33:50.600 --> 1:33:53.759
<v Speaker 3>fiction in general. That's something maybe watching us and something

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<v Speaker 3>may have an outsider perspective on where we are as

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<v Speaker 3>a culture, and it may realize the the errors of

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<v Speaker 3>our way, the dangers that we're bound to encounter, and

1:34:05.200 --> 1:34:07.360
<v Speaker 3>that we're kind of looking to UFOs as kind of

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<v Speaker 3>a divine entity or conversely an infernal entity that will

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<v Speaker 3>either help us and help us choose the right direction

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<v Speaker 3>or judge us for the direction we've chosen thus far.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think I could get down with that. Another

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<v Speaker 1>last thing I will have to say this time is

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<v Speaker 1>that I really think you can't overstate the importance of

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<v Speaker 1>the Chriswell framing in establishing the self important tone of

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<v Speaker 1>the movie that like, the movie thinks that it is

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<v Speaker 1>powerful and perhaps world changing. It's like I'm trying to imagine,

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<v Speaker 1>like imagine if the Room started and ended with monologues

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<v Speaker 1>about how this movie will change the world, and the

1:34:52.360 --> 1:34:54.679
<v Speaker 1>monologues are from like the Long Island Medium.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, there's a self importance to the picture. It

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<v Speaker 3>feels like it's tapping into the now that it's you know,

1:35:04.479 --> 1:35:06.200
<v Speaker 3>it's like, this is stuff that's happening, and people are

1:35:06.240 --> 1:35:09.560
<v Speaker 3>talking about UFOs. There's something going on. You know. We

1:35:09.720 --> 1:35:13.200
<v Speaker 3>we have issues with with where we are as a people.

1:35:13.280 --> 1:35:15.479
<v Speaker 3>We have concerns about the future and about the state

1:35:15.520 --> 1:35:19.120
<v Speaker 3>of technology, and so this film is like, yeah, we're

1:35:19.160 --> 1:35:21.840
<v Speaker 3>really tapping into all that. We have something to say.

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<v Speaker 3>Get Dudley Man love on the phone. We're going to

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<v Speaker 3>cast him in this picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think that's we've got to We've got to end.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's so much here, and we'd love to hear

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<v Speaker 3>from everyone out there, everyone who has loved plann NINGE

1:35:36.479 --> 1:35:40.559
<v Speaker 3>from Outer Space in the past, and perhaps you haven't

1:35:40.600 --> 1:35:42.680
<v Speaker 3>seen it before, like now's the time, and maybe you're

1:35:42.720 --> 1:35:45.320
<v Speaker 3>inspired by our thoughts here. We would love to hear

1:35:45.400 --> 1:35:48.200
<v Speaker 3>your thoughts on it as well. Perhaps there's some particular

1:35:49.560 --> 1:35:53.240
<v Speaker 3>moment or line in the picture that really is close

1:35:53.280 --> 1:35:56.120
<v Speaker 3>to your heart that we didn't mention write in. We'd

1:35:56.160 --> 1:35:58.680
<v Speaker 3>love to hear from you, and we'll discuss this in

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<v Speaker 3>a future episode of Your Male. Oh and I should

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<v Speaker 3>point out when it comes to where to find Plan

1:36:04.240 --> 1:36:05.920
<v Speaker 3>nine from Outer Space, Luckily you can find in a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of places these days. There are various DVD and

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<v Speaker 3>perhaps even Blu ray releases that are available. I know

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<v Speaker 3>that there was a recent colorization of the picture, but

1:36:16.880 --> 1:36:19.040
<v Speaker 3>I rewatched it in black and white. I feel like

1:36:19.120 --> 1:36:21.519
<v Speaker 3>it needs to be in black and white. But hey,

1:36:21.880 --> 1:36:24.599
<v Speaker 3>if colorization is what gets you there, then fair enough,

1:36:24.680 --> 1:36:25.360
<v Speaker 3>go ahead and do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a purist about this, don't meddle with Plan nine.

1:36:31.280 --> 1:36:34.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean there's something about those gothic scenes in

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<v Speaker 3>the cemetery, right, I mean those have to be in

1:36:36.760 --> 1:36:39.080
<v Speaker 3>black and white. I mean I assume Vampira and Tor

1:36:39.560 --> 1:36:42.280
<v Speaker 3>were in black and white in real life. I can't

1:36:42.320 --> 1:36:45.679
<v Speaker 3>imagine them as flesh and blood color entities. It's certainly

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<v Speaker 3>not in this picture, all right. As always, you can

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<v Speaker 3>check out other episodes of Weird House Cinema in the

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1:36:56.000 --> 1:36:58.160
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<v Speaker 3>weird film again. And I'll post some of the various

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