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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: the best Ready, go you've heard in a while the

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Speaker 1: jew Show. Not to freak everybody out, but there's a

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Speaker 1: giant asteroid headed straight towards Earth. Great, well, I'm freaked out.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel Show. Also, I don't know if it's

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Speaker 1: really headed straight towards Earth. But we've got a bunch

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Speaker 1: of weird stories and science that came out. I know,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of weird. This is this is the science

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Speaker 1: there are some crazy stories that will come out. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard about it, but there's

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Speaker 1: an asteroid bigger than the Empire State Building that is

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Speaker 1: these stories are coming out all the time. They're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: there's this asteroid that's on a collision course for Earth.

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Speaker 1: And then you go clip on the headline and actually

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Speaker 1: read the story. It's not even going to come close.

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Speaker 1: It's like four or fifty million miles away or something.

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Speaker 1: Always millions of miles this one, though, apparently, scientists say

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Speaker 1: that it actually has a much higher chance of hitting

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Speaker 1: the Earth than NASA thought. It's called the Benu asteroid,

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Speaker 1: and the odds of hitting Earth in the next three

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Speaker 1: when they say that it could hit the Earth twenty

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Speaker 1: there's asteroids out there and they go real fast and

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Speaker 1: Alex was your first job? I already know that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: anything you missed on the show, you can always find

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Speaker 1: it at the Jewels Show on TikTok Instagram. You can

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: at that Drea's, I'm at Evan on the radio, The

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame morning. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Todd Starkins. I'm the head professional golf

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Speaker 1: club and I was looking to speak with Nina. Oh um,

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Speaker 1: well that's me, Hi, Nina. Everything okay? Um. I guess

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Speaker 1: Last time you were here, I'm guessing you lemas. You

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Speaker 1: were playing golf with your friend Collette. Is that the name? Yep? Yep.

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Speaker 1: Last time you were here playing golf with her. You

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Speaker 1: do remember, I mean we drank some alcoholic. I did

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Speaker 1: of golfers drink exactly. They have a drink while they

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Speaker 1: golf for a few Some golfers even get pretty tipsy

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean I was a major complaint, and

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Speaker 1: more than a complaint. The pictures of you, oh doing

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Speaker 1: some strange things given to you by someone or like

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Speaker 1: taken like security, like taken from security, also shown to

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Speaker 1: us from other golfers that were on the course, also

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Speaker 1: I want to just say that I was very inebrated

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Speaker 1: you pean a cup when you can't make it to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom, right like my son does that, But you

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Speaker 1: the hand the golf course. No, I was calling you

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Speaker 1: I get when I get drunk, things happen. That's all

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Speaker 1: I let you know that this is a prank phone

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Speaker 1: who's okay? So? Who are so? Who are you? Then?

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Speaker 1: This is? This is actually Jewil from the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your friend Colette

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god, is she on the phone.

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Speaker 1: No she's not, but she did tell us about what

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Speaker 1: she shared that story. Literally, I think, yeah, I god

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks the Jewbil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's time Floor of the Roses only

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Speaker 1: on the Jewbil Show. I'm not good with sayings, but

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Speaker 1: I've heard the saying the seven year itch, and I

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Speaker 1: believe that's when you're married to someone and at seven

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Speaker 1: years you realize that they gave you an STD is

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Speaker 1: what it is? Is that right or wrong? Doesn't sound right.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's right because it's wrong, okay, or

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Speaker 1: it could be after seven years people sometimes think about cheating.

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Speaker 1: Also bring about the seven year in all right? Bobby

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Speaker 1: is on the phone though for Warthros to catch a cheater. Bobby,

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Speaker 1: I'm not making a lot of your situation. But I

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Speaker 1: about that. Thank you for helping me out. Yeah, no problem,

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Speaker 1: Just trying trying to make a laugh a little bit.

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Speaker 1: So Bobby is on the phone. He emailed us because

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Speaker 1: he thinks that his wife of seven years might be

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Speaker 1: seeing someone else. That sucks and that was an understatement.

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Speaker 1: But why what do you think's going on, Bobby? I

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Speaker 1: mean kind of typical reasons. I guess things can like

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, see you later. Bye. Oh God, Jesus Clay,

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Speaker 1: of six one. If you have a dirty little dirty

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Speaker 1: if you can say it, If you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, we'll let you say whatever it is on

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Speaker 1: the show. And we always keep everybody anonymous, so don't worry.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us whatever. Nobody will know who you

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Speaker 1: are because we don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now is Elon Musk's robot assistant, Robot's assistant,

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Speaker 1: her Little Secrets. Belon Musk's robot assistant. How are you wow?

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Speaker 1: Does she also nanny Elon Musk's daughter too? Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: you should know you're the robot assistant sounds a lifelike. Well,

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Speaker 1: they programmed me that way. So you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret to tell us. I do. I do have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. And but before I tell you, guys,

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Speaker 1: I just want to tell you that I am not crazy.

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Speaker 1: How do we know that for sure? Well, I know

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Speaker 1: some people might say that, but I know things. I

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Speaker 1: know things. What do you know? I know that some

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Speaker 1: things might happen in the future, in your future? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so your psychic? Is that your dirty little secret? That

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Speaker 1: your psychic? No? I no, I'm not psychic. I know information,

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Speaker 1: like real facts, like the government told you and the

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Speaker 1: government has told me in different ways. But they leave

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Speaker 1: breadcrumbs for us. We just have to go looking for them. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: we start all of these bread crumbs. What specifically specifically? Um? Yes, yes, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I mean that is real. The elite of the world

447
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Speaker 1: are hiding things from us. They're they're going to take

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Speaker 1: over and make sure that they are hoarding all the

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Speaker 1: wealth and that we have nothing. Okay, So is that

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Because I feel like I feel

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Speaker 1: like I feel like that's their dirty little secret. Yeah, okay, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was just going you ask me questions

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Speaker 1: about that. So I was answering. But that's not my

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Oh my dirty little secret is well,

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Speaker 1: I'm a doomsday prepper and no idea. No one I know,

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Speaker 1: my friends, my family, no one knows. Why Why does

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Speaker 1: your family have no idea? Because surely if doomsday happens,

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Speaker 1: you want to save them. Of course, I'll be prepared,

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00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 1: but I don't want them to know, because they're going

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Speaker 1: to think that I'm crazy and I'm going to keep

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Speaker 1: them safe. But I don't want them telling anyone. I

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Speaker 1: don't because you can't trust anyone. I mean, it's true,

463
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,719
Speaker 1: it's true. Yeah. So well, if it does happen, at

464
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Speaker 1: least you'll be prepared. Yeah, what are you doing to prepare?

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00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm stalking up. Of course, the basics like canned goods

466
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Speaker 1: you gotta gotta eat, you know, bottle water and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that. And I'm currently working on a bunker in

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Speaker 1: my backyard. WHOA okay, and nobody knows. Nobody knows. You

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Speaker 1: get government permission to build that bunker. I can't tell

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Speaker 1: the government. I cannot the government cannot know. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: the government can't know. But the government told you stuff, Well,

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Speaker 1: they they didn't tell me directly, it was it's the

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Speaker 1: stuff that they say inadvertently. I got it. I was

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Speaker 1: confused for us, so I thought you like had a

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Speaker 1: friend inside of the government working from somewhere like they

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Speaker 1: told you stuff. But now I got it. I got it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel the same way you do for sure. Like

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Speaker 1: I believe in pizza gate, I'm not prepping. I'm not prepping,

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00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 1: but you know I don't have them the energy for that.

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Speaker 1: You can't do homeschool ready one day. There's not enough

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Speaker 1: hours in a day. Yeah, how are you doing all

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Speaker 1: of that? Yeah? I mean I don't have a lot

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Speaker 1: of spare time, but I'm slowly but surely working on it. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's going to get it. Sounds exhausting. More power to you, though. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how the world's gonna end? As well?

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Speaker 1: I just want to ask you that, Do I know

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Speaker 1: how the world's gonna end? Just pay attention, Please pay attention, Evan,

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Speaker 1: pay attention. I guess I'll pay attention. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for secret. You don't have to get ready to

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Speaker 1: stay ready? What's your little secret? Did you bil show

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Speaker 1: on demand? Welcome to the I N N The Idiot

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Speaker 1: news network where idiots are just in the news for Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: August eighteen, twenty twenty one. I'm drewal Fresh. Could being

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Speaker 1: in the shower be hazardous for your health? Experts say yes,

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Speaker 1: tell you why in just a second. But first let's

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Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and one guy got

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Speaker 1: charged because he rammed it on in there. And I'm

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Speaker 1: English Evan and in a tale as old as time,

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Speaker 1: I'm reporting on a man who was trying to impress

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Speaker 1: a go oh boy that never goes well? Does all right?

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Speaker 1: For your first story of the day. In the n

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Speaker 1: Thedian nestworks, they report the news add to the list

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Speaker 1: of reasons that the world is easier for a dude.

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Speaker 1: This right here, a doctor named Alicia Jeffrey Thomas is

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Speaker 1: going viral and TikTok after telling women that they should

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Speaker 1: not pee in the shower. Oh really? Why? Well? She

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Speaker 1: says that she specializes in physical therapy for the pelvic

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Speaker 1: floor muscles, giggles, and apparently women are not meant to

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Speaker 1: peace standing up, so it can actually overtime loosen your

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Speaker 1: muscles to where you could have leaguege when you get older. Huh,

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Speaker 1: what are you serious? Yeah? Alex, is that bad news

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Speaker 1: for you? Do you pay in the shower? Most people

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Speaker 1: pee in the shower, Yes, if I have to pe

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Speaker 1: all pee down right down the drain. Watch this so on,

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Speaker 1: no hands. If you're gonna be in the shower, squad

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Speaker 1: the end of your woman. Otherwise by the time you're

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Speaker 1: you know, in your forties, you might be like gonna

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Speaker 1: be Lucy Goosey. All right, that was my story. This

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Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiot stres in the news. They for our next story

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Speaker 1: the day, let's sending on already Alex Freya, who's currently

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Speaker 1: in the shower rethinking how she's gonna be in there,

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Speaker 1: also thinking about the insane brawl that went down over

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Speaker 1: this past weekend at a preseason NFL game where the

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles charges in the Los Angeles Rams. You know

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Speaker 1: the actually the Rams lost Jewel that's his team. He

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Speaker 1: likes the Los Angeles Rams, their boss. It was an

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Speaker 1: LA team versus LA team and like a huge problem

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Speaker 1: down in the stands ended up like leaving one guy

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Speaker 1: torn up and bloody. And then you know, it was

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Speaker 1: a great fight. When I watched the video, but I

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Speaker 1: could not get over was the fact that it was

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles Chargers and the Los Angeles Rams battle for

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles Dodge Rams Dodge Chargers. Oh oh yeah. So

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Speaker 1: my headline was and one guy got charged because he

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Speaker 1: rammed it on in there. Now it comes together, guy,

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Speaker 1: it's not weird. That was not a coincident. No, and

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Speaker 1: props props for that to Dodge, Like, is it is

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Speaker 1: the Dodge? No? Is it the Dodge Stadium? It should

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Speaker 1: be the Dodge. No, it should be, absolutely, it should

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Speaker 1: be you need to be that brand, like manager. I know,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, it should be the Dodge Stadium or another

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Speaker 1: teams the Mustangs do food sponsor them? There's no Mustang Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Denver Oh wait no, the Cowboy Bronc. That's the Broncos.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys? We don't even know what's what anymore.

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Speaker 1: That's all I have sending it back to you. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. Ox. This is the Iron and the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network for idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to English Evan, who's on location in Denver

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Speaker 1: where he's one of the Mustang players by the sidelines,

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Speaker 1: to ask him a few questions. Yeah, I'm just hearing

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Speaker 1: that they're not the Mustang Duel. So I'm actually on

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Speaker 1: a train where an MTA motorman allegedly let his galpower

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Speaker 1: operate a D train through multiple stations and the next

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Speaker 1: stop could be jail for him. What. So he's a

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Speaker 1: train conductor and they were on a date and he said, Yo,

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Speaker 1: you want to ride the train or drive the train?

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Speaker 1: So she drove the train. Check this out? Okay, but

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Speaker 1: like he was standing right there, right yeah, yeah he

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Speaker 1: was still though, would you would you feel like it's

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Speaker 1: like it's like a you know, someone who owns a

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Speaker 1: boat who like let someone else drive the boat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's not that crazy. I don't know the rules,

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Speaker 1: but I'm sure as well or not. Just go forward

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Speaker 1: on a train too, right, you can do much? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't really do much once it's going, you know,

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Speaker 1: but you've got hundreds of people in the back. It's

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Speaker 1: a bit different to a boat. Yeah, when you've got

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Speaker 1: like your son in the back and you go, hey, Jimmy,

571
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Speaker 1: you could have three hundred people on a boat. You could.

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Speaker 1: It would have to be a very big boat. I

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Speaker 1: hope you made that point or two, like fill out

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Speaker 1: that power in my train here, put his people in here.

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Speaker 1: Power in your hands right now, you will make a

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Speaker 1: love one here. Oh no, the power of the questions

577
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Speaker 1: through your veins. Oh I didn't think he said that. No,

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Speaker 1: brob not also about to lose joke. Yeah, he is

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Speaker 1: also making love on it. It's like a public train, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: public train making love. One of those would be disgusted that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you are both job You're about to lose your job, lady.

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Speaker 1: That means the I n M. I'm tune in for

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Speaker 1: the day. Don't worry, Joe John, same time, the training tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Lose you know job, You're about to lose yo job,

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Speaker 1: about to lose yo job. Nothing. That was the iron

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Speaker 1: n the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news and reports. Tune in tomorrow same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting report from the I n M. It's

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Speaker 1: the Jubil Show a days news news, The Jubil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jubil Phone train day mornings. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Tie? Hi? Tie? This is Alexis. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from Jewelers. How are you doing. I'm good? How's

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Speaker 1: it going? How's how's the ring coming? A well? Um,

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Speaker 1: it's coming along great. I just wanted to let you

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00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: know that Alyssa you've been working with and designing your ring. Unfortunately,

596
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: she had a family emergency and she's gonna have to

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Speaker 1: be taking some time off. But we have a really

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Speaker 1: great artist that is going to be filling in for

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Speaker 1: her for projects as she's working. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: be I'm not sure, but let me transfer you to

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Speaker 1: the artist. His name is Latio and he's from Europe,

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Speaker 1: and he is amazing, like you. Hear about all those

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Speaker 1: designers for fashion and everything like he is it for

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Speaker 1: jewelers like you are in the best hands, I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you right now, like you actually will probably like him

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Speaker 1: a lot more than Lyssa. So give me one moment,

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Speaker 1: give me one moment, I'll transfer you over. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, good bye, Salario speaking to you. Is this

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Speaker 1: tie tie hie? Yes, tie hi, Salario, I'm taking over

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Speaker 1: the ring you're making. All love. Love is love, that's true. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we've been in the loves before. I have been in

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Speaker 1: love before, and that's where I draw from when I

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Speaker 1: create the rings for the engagement times, for people's times

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Speaker 1: of engagements. Yes, Helario, Yes, I mean did you get

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Speaker 1: the plans that we come up with already though? The

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Speaker 1: plans you speak of, Lario, the plans you speak of,

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Speaker 1: you come up with a Lissaah, yeah, I mean we

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Speaker 1: had the rose petals on the side. I spit on

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Speaker 1: the I spit on a list of plans two times, yesterday,

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Speaker 1: nine months on this, nine months now, and now you're

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Speaker 1: gonna spit two ukies on it, two lukies, and I

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Speaker 1: probably do two more later today once I look at them.

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Speaker 1: Ellario is very disappointed in the plans. Yes, yes, okay, yes, yes, okay.

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Speaker 1: Can we just try to focus okay, yes, yes, let's

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00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: focus on the good times and not the bad times. Yes, so,

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Speaker 1: I see you want the princess cut? What princess cut?

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Speaker 1: Are you saying princess cut like the diamond? Yes, Ellario

628
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Speaker 1: asking you that's what we had discussed, Yes, the princess cut. Yes,

629
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 1: the most you got standard. Could everybody in the princess

630
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 1: printing around in the castle? Oh, everybody in the castle?

631
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: Guess what tie? Everybody not the princess. I look on

632
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: the instagram of her fianc and I see you want

633
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: princess cut diamond, and I see she is no princess. Ilario,

634
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she is no princess. She is more

635
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: than a princess. Yes, okay, she's more than a prince. Yes,

636
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: more than a princess. Okay, Elario, Ilario, think is respect

637
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: to call her princess. Kat You are designing the love

638
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: ring for the love of your life. Who is no princess.

639
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: She is more than a princess. That's why Ellario create

640
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: wonderful ring for you. Ellario will go to a field,

641
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 1: I will pluck from a tree a pair in then

642
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: I will take Ellario. I will take the pair and

643
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: they will deep it in concrete and she will wear it.

644
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: Your fiance soon to be fiance that you ask to

645
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: be fiance with a ring of love. Love is no princess.

646
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: She's more than princess. She's bear. She has pear shaped

647
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: You know you're this is really weird. I don't know

648
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I'm just stop. Okay, I'm sorry

649
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: that we're even talking right now. So I want you

650
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: to transfer back to the to the girls talking you before. Okay.

651
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: I want my money bad. I don't want to talk

652
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: to you anymore. Lario cannot transfer candy because he's doing

653
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Once again, Ilario create great phone

654
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: prank art prank phone call and you wait, okay, wait,

655
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: what did you just say? I said? Is? I said

656
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call because this is actually

657
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

658
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah here, Hey, your best man in Jeff,

659
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: I guess set you up for a prank phone call.

660
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: He said that you've been working on designing this ring

661
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 1: and wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god,

662
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: Elatio on marriage though, Elatio wake up every morning with

663
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: Jebil phone pranks The Jewel Show on demand. First Date

664
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: follow Up. Quinn is on the phone today for a

665
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: first date follow up and she's not getting a call

666
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: back from a guy named Bryce Bryce. She doesn't know why.

667
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: What's up? Quinn? How are you? Hey? I'm doing pretty good?

668
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: Pretty good? How are you? Guys? I'm not too bad.

669
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm doing alright, just hanging out. So why don't you

670
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: tell us? Going on? Yeah? Okay, So I'm on Instagram

671
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: and I see this guy named Bryce come up. He

672
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: was super cute. He's like on a mutual friends peach

673
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: in a picture, and so I kind of liked a

674
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: few of his photos on his Instagram, and then yeah,

675
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 1: and then I noticed the next day that he had

676
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: liked a few of my photos, and then eventually we

677
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: follow each other, and then finally I actually wake up

678
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: to a DM from him on Instagram and he asked

679
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: if I wanted to go to dinner in a movie,

680
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: so obviously said yes. How was dinner in a movie?

681
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 1: It was great. We saw a quiet place too. It

682
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: was perfect. It was like kind of scary, but it

683
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: was really good. And dinner was really really good. I mean,

684
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: the whole thing was great. So yeah, I'm kind of confused.

685
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: I felt like we had a really good connection, like

686
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: we made a similar sense of humor. We both liked

687
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: the same music, Like I felt at the conversation it

688
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: was flowing. Um, So it's just kind of weird. And

689
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: then afterwards he wasn't really messaging me anymore. I didn't

690
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: really get anything on Instagram and not even you know,

691
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: on my cell phone because we gave each other to

692
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 1: each other's numbers too, But yeah, he stopped texting me.

693
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: No DM. Weird. I forgot to ask you. I like

694
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: to start these off by asking how long it's been

695
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: since you've heard from him probably three weeks. Oh well

696
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: it's been a while. That's a long time, very long.

697
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,760
Speaker 1: How many times have you trying to reach out to him?

698
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to be annoying. Um, so like I've

699
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: reached out to him four times, four times, okay, and

700
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: he hasn't responded to you at all. No, no, not really,

701
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: Like he did that thing where you know you can

702
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: like hurt someone's message, oh go away without saying it. God. Yeah,

703
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: it's like he's seen it. He's like he acknowledged it,

704
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 1: but he hasn't really said anything back, which is super weird.

705
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: That's even worse than just like yeah, straight up not

706
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: saying anything to you because you know that he saw it, yeah,

707
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 1: and he had enough time to like it and then nothing. Um,

708
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: what do you think what could have went wrong on

709
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: the day? Why do you think he's not calling you back?

710
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: I've been like racking my brain trying to think if

711
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: anything was weird. I mean, I do have like this

712
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: system for sneaking candy into the movie theater, which I

713
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: think is funny. It's like a family thing and me

714
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: and my friends do it too. But like I have

715
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: this like green cargo jacket with a bunch of pockets,

716
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: which is like my movie jacket, and I like put

717
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 1: different candies in the pockets. I thought it was like cute,

718
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: I can prepare. Yeah, no, I'm sure he appreciates it,

719
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: appreciates not having to spend a bunch of money. Yeah exactly. Yeah,

720
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 1: that'd be awesome. I think it would be great. Yeah,

721
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Well, and I asked him before the date,

722
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: like what candy he liked. So I had chest pieces

723
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: and like surpash kids, the whole thing in different pockets.

724
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: I thought it was really funny. He kind of thought

725
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: it was like a little weird crazy. I would have

726
00:39:55,560 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: thought that was great. Go by this t he sounds

727
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: lame if you didn't think that, if you didn't think

728
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: that was a plus on a date, sounds like a

729
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: loser to me, unless he was planning on having you

730
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: pay the whole thing. Yeah yeah, yeah, he's just a

731
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: point candy out of all my pocket. I don't know.

732
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to date something like a pull candy

733
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: out out all the point the Mary Poppins of candy. Seriously,

734
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. So yeah, it was really weird

735
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: and like I don't think anything else was from home,

736
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: so I have no idea. Huh. Okay, well we'll call him.

737
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: We'll find out for you to play a song come back,

738
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: and then we'll call him and get your first date

739
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: follow up after this. Okay, oh hey, thank you guys.

740
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:35,959
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do it next. It's a jewel show

741
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: in the middle of your first date follow up if

742
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Quinn is on the phone and

743
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: Quinn isn't getting a call back from a dude named Bryce.

744
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: It's been three weeks and nothing. She's texted him four times.

745
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 1: He actually liked one of the texts, which out because

746
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,439
Speaker 1: she knows that he's seen them. One of the texts, Yeah,

747
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: I loved it. Yeah, And for some reason he's not.

748
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: For some reason, he's been blowing her off and she

749
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: doesn't know why. So we're about to get him on

750
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: the phone and see if we can figure it out.

751
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: Or her They met on Instagram, they went out for

752
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: sushi and then saw a movie sushi in a movie.

753
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: The only reason that she can think of that he

754
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: might be ghostinger is because she snuck a bunch of

755
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: candy into the movies. And maybe he's just not any

756
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: fun at all, because why wouldn't you want to do

757
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: that save some money and also get the candy that

758
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: you want. Anyway, that's the only thing she can think of,

759
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: and we're about to call him and see if we

760
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: can figure it out. Let's give him a call and

761
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: see you any of the last words or four week

762
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: dollars funt to bring cal Bryce? Okay, I don't think so.

763
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: I just I want to find out, you know, I

764
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 1: just want to know. I want another reason. Okay, I

765
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: think we all do. Yeah, so I'll dial the fun

766
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: of her right now. Hold on one second. Hello, I

767
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 1: may I speak to Bryce? Please? Yeah, this is Bryce. Hey, Bryce,

768
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: how are you? This is the Jewel Show. My name

769
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: is Jewil, Mine's Alex, Mind's English Heaven. Oh, it's a

770
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: radio show. If you don't know what the Jewil Show is,

771
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: it's a radio show. Okay, cool, what's up? We're calling

772
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: you because we do a segment on the show called

773
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: the first Date follow Up. What that is is if

774
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with somebody, they can

775
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: email us and then go, hey, why don't you call

776
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 1: him back? And then maybe you tell us go you go, hey,

777
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: this is why I didn't call him back? And then

778
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: we go, hey, that's reasonable or unreasonable and would you

779
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: you know, talk about it with them or whatever, you know,

780
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: and that kind of stuff. So anyway, that's what this

781
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: is right now. It's called a first date follow up.

782
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: And you recently went out with somebody named Quinn. Yeah

783
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,720
Speaker 1: yeah I did. Yes, he did, all right, And Quinn

784
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: emailed us and told us about your date. We talked

785
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: to her a little bit. She said that she had

786
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: a great time, but now you're not calling her back,

787
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: and she wants to know why. Yeah, yeah, wow, this

788
00:42:54,800 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: is crazy. So honestly I had a pretty good time too. Um,

789
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: but there was a very So why are you not

790
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: calling her back? Yeah? Yeah, I've been working. I've been

791
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 1: working really hard to sort of like see the red flags. Um.

792
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,439
Speaker 1: And we met on Instagram. Uh, you know, I sent

793
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 1: her a DM. It went pretty good. Um, and she

794
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: was just like this beautiful blonde you know. And uh,

795
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: I show up to the date and all excited. You

796
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: know my sushi place. Um, she has red hair. Okay,

797
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: she had red hair at the sushi place. Yeah, okay,

798
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: she dyed her hair then. Um no, So I went

799
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: back to the Instagram and I realized she has all

800
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 1: these different hair colors. She she doesn't show her real hair.

801
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: It's all wigs, okay, And I don't even know what

802
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: she actually looks like if I'm being honest with them,

803
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: So and that's a problem because I'm looking for you

804
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: to phone them there because I don't know. I fight

805
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: see a problem with that. That's a red flag. I mean,

806
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: someone who won't even show their real hair on a

807
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: first date to me reads a little bit unstable if

808
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: I'm being unstable. Really, huh, That's not what I would

809
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: have taken from it. I mean I would have been like,

810
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 1: maybe she doesn't like her hairstyle underneath, or or maybe

811
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: she mixes it up a little bit, like it's I mean,

812
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: it gets hot, you know, like yeah, if you mix

813
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: up your hair a little bit from time to time.

814
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: I like, you know, I wear waves all the time.

815
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: And alex and Irmary, she's always tell me how sexy

816
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 1: it is right always actually for her, I don't know,

817
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: so you think, why why is it a red flag

818
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: if she's wearing waves? I don't really understand that. So

819
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: to me, it's the definition of unstable. Not wanting to

820
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 1: show your true self on a first date. First of all, right,

821
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 1: that that speaks to maybe like her insecurities. I don't

822
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: really know what I'm actually going to be, you know,

823
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: waking up next to So what if she just likes

824
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: fashion and change her look and that's it? Yeah? Man,

825
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm being honest, like all these different

826
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: hairstyles and wigs and stuff, she seems crazy. She seems

827
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 1: like a straight up crazy girl. So what crazy you? Oh?

828
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hey, Bryce, I don't even know if

829
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: you heard what just happened or understand what does happened?

830
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: But I should have told you a second ago. Quinn

831
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk

832
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: to you, and it just did. I don't Did you

833
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 1: hear that? Are you serious? Yeah? Oh my god, Ryce,

834
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,240
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Because I was wearing a wig.

835
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: That's why you won't text me back. That's why you

836
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: won't message me seriously. Yeah, guys, do you do you

837
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 1: hear what I'm saying about this instability thing? Yeah? Instability?

838
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: Are you serious? I'm an unstable I'm unstable. I'm unstable

839
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: because I like to wear wigs, because I like to

840
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 1: change up my hair color. Oh, I'm so sorry. I

841
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: don't like to have the same hair color every day

842
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: like normal people. Oh, I'm so sorry. I like it fond,

843
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: I like it black, I like it red. Every day

844
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: is a new day for me. Like you're boring, You're boring,

845
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: you don't even know what you want. Yeah, no, clearly

846
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: I'm incorrect. You have a great head on your shoulders. Awesome, Yeah,

847
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: I actually do. I actually you're the one with the

848
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,720
Speaker 1: terrible head on your little shoulders. Like you are shallow

849
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: and superficial. You're judging someone based off their hair color.

850
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm fun. It's always something different with me. Like you

851
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: are boring. Yeah, this is gonna make me like steer

852
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: even farther clear red flags from now on. And I'm

853
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: glad I went with my gun on this one. Bryce.

854
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on another date with Quinn?

855
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? Oh? Not enough money in the world,

856
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: my guy, Not enough money in the world. Well, you

857
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: should be asking me if I want to go on

858
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: another date with you. You are the person with bad taste.

859
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: You're the person you didn't even bring any candy into

860
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: the movie theater. I had to bring everything. I brought

861
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: everything to this date. You brought nothing. You weren't even

862
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: that funny honestly, you need to even look at this

863
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: man again, like you Wow. So do you want to

864
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 1: go on another date? Or no? No, I would I

865
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: would never go. And let this be an advertisement for

866
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: any man out there who actually like fun and who

867
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: like candy at movie theaters and fun, different colored hair,

868
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: and who like adventure, because that is the kind of

869
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: man that I want. Okay, well, hopefully we can or

870
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:34,439
Speaker 1: you can find one of those. And Bryce, sorry, you're

871
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 1: not to Quinn's speed. No, no, speed is not Quinn speed.

872
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: That's cute. You're really funny, You're hilarious. Yeah, I'm more

873
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: funny than you said I was. You're cracking up the

874
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: entire date. If I'm being a hunted So yeah, it's

875
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: called fake laughing, just like my steak hair. And I'm

876
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 1: sure if the date had ended differently and we had

877
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: gone back to my bedroom, I would have had to

878
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: fake that too. Jesus Jubils First Day follow up The

879
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:09,399
Speaker 1: Jubils Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's time

880
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four one

881
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: of six one. If you have a dirty little secret

882
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: to tell on the show, you can do that and

883
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: we keep you anonymous. So you can feel free to

884
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: say whatever you want to say. Yes, sorry I ate something.

885
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: I didn't you some water? Yeah, I didn't chew it

886
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: enough and it was like lodged in my chest right

887
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: now dying. Oh so yes to water. Yeah, okay, I

888
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: don't have it. I have some, even I have some.

889
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: I got some. So anyway, okay, text in four one

890
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: of six one. If you want tell us a dirty

891
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: little secret. We keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask

892
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: what your name is, so you're free to tell us

893
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,760
Speaker 1: whatever you want. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

894
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: That is correct. I'm gonna take a drink of water,

895
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: but first I will introduce you to who's calling him

896
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 1: for a dirty little secret today. It's Kim Kardashian's sixth

897
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 1: toe on her left foot is on the phone. Kim

898
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: Kardashian's sixth toe on her left foot. How are you

899
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 1: very controversial? As Evan would say, Yes, that would be you. Yes,

900
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: that would be you, the one with the dirty little

901
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 1: secrets on the phone. Yeah, this is dude. You're not

902
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: supposed to see your name. That's why we called you

903
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: Kimi Karadashian. Sixth on her left foot so that's who

904
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: you are. Okay, that's you. Don't see your name again

905
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 1: because this is anonymous you get it, forgot it? Yeah,

906
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: so you're a live right now, So don't say your

907
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: name unless you don't care. Well, I mean, I don't

908
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: think anyone will find out. But anyway, I'm I do

909
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: have stuff I want to talk about though, Okay, word

910
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: like one dirty little secret. Stuff about is one little

911
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: bit little secret. That's how we got time for Yeah, okay,

912
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: I mean it depends what you want to break down.

913
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: We thought you were just calling it and tells the

914
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: dirty little secrets. So hopefully it's just that. But if

915
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: you want to get into more detail, we might have

916
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: to do this at a different time. What would you

917
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: like to do? Well, Um, I do want to talk

918
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: about my little something that's been kind of been bothering

919
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: me for a little bit. Um something that happened at work. Okay,

920
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: kind of crazy tell us. So after work, Um, one

921
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: day I was I was leaving, I was kind of

922
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: in a hurry. So, um, you know, I got to

923
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: my car, you know, I turned my car on and

924
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: I pulled out and when I was pulling out, next

925
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: to me, I noticed that there was like this nice

926
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: car next to me. I didn't really look at what

927
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 1: it was, but but when I pulled out, I really

928
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: I heard something. I was like, oh, like what was that?

929
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:24,280
Speaker 1: I think I scratched it? Oh, so like I jumped

930
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: out and like I looked in like there was kind

931
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: of like a big grape on the Lamborghini that I saw. Yeah,

932
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 1: otherwise I like ten thousand dollars. Well. See the bad

933
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: part about all of this is like I saw it

934
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: and then I looked around and like there was like

935
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: nobody around. You did not think, okay, did you ask? Well?

936
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: I would have, like, and I was surprised because it

937
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: was the end of the day, so I expected, like

938
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: the parking lot to kind of be full of people.

939
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: So I was surprised that there was nobody around. So

940
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: let me just catch people up. So he's saying that

941
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: he scratched Lamborghini, and what he is insinuating and implying

942
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: is that he didn't tell him the owner, like he

943
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: didn't even know or he did? You you didn't? You

944
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: didn't note? But did you leave like a fake number?

945
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: Did you even like leave it? Well, since there was

946
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: really no but there were no witnesses, I did not

947
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: leave any note, So you just scratched the Lamborghini and left. Wow.

948
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: I would be worried about doing that. The cops showing

949
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: up the house. I mean, there's a lot of cameras

950
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: when you drive around. I'd be worried about the guy

951
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: that angel Lambo gonna kill me. Yeah, well, since that happened,

952
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: like I have not parked my car in that spot. Okay,

953
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: just tips to you next time. If you do that,

954
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: just act like you wrote a note. All you have

955
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 1: to say is I'm so sorry for scratching your Lambo,

956
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: and then fold it up and put it under the

957
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: winchield riper and then that's it. Oh my god, I

958
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: got a Lambo. You can fix it anyway. Sorry about that.

959
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: So sorry about that her Lambo. Well then that's all

960
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 1: that is. If you buy a Lambo and you can't

961
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: afford to fix a scratch on it, that's your bad,

962
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: that's what I think. Yeah, I mean I felt really

963
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: bad because I mean it did look literally brand new.

964
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: Oh wow. All right, Well when you see a door

965
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: being on your car, yeah, don't get mad. Yeah all right,

966
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 1: well thanks for telling us you're dirty. A little secret,

967
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 1: and I would take that to the grave, because if

968
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: a person does find out it's you, it could be

969
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: very expensive for you. Right, what do you mean take

970
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: it to the grave if he just told us, well,

971
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: I guess you're right, and he tells your name, Yeah,

972
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: I guess. Now we have a black line stuff on

973
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 1: you if we ever need anything from you. Yeah, I'm

974
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: thinking about changing the color of my car. Yeah, what's

975
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand And

976
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: welcome back to The Jewel Show. My name is wink Tinkler,

977
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: and it's time to play America's favorite game show, English

978
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: Evan Versus America. Yeah, that's right. It's the game that

979
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: everybody loves that we always play every single day at

980
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: this time. Not really, we play it once in a

981
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: while when we feel like it. But where Alex Fresh

982
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: has a list of American sayings and idioms and then

983
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: she's gonna ask English Evan if he can guess what

984
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: they mean, and the answers are always hilarious and a

985
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: good time for the whole family. I'm dink Winkler, and

986
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: it's time to play English even Verse America. Take it away,

987
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: Alex Fresh. All right, when somebody says, bite the bullet,

988
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: what are they referring to Oh second, sorry, if you're

989
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: paying attention at home, Alex Fresh just coughed. She just

990
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: asked English, even if he knows what bite the bullet means. Okay,

991
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: here's what I think it means. So say, for example,

992
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 1: you had like a crazy opinion that might go against

993
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: the norm. Someone might say to you, hey, I think

994
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: you should bite the bullet on that one, which means

995
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: like remain quiet because you might cause a star. Huh.

996
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: So you think I think that's correct because Alex is

997
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: smiling like it is? What that? That is incorrect? Your kid?

998
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: I didn't even let you get you're joking. I actually

999
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: thought that was right. Really, Yeah, you're so proud of yourself.

1000
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: Biting the bullet means accepting the inevitable, impeding hardship. Oh,

1001
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: just bite the bullet and do it and do the

1002
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: hard thing that needs to be done. Oh okay, I

1003
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: thought it literally meant to like keep an opinion that

1004
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: might be bad, like into yourself. Well, this is exactly

1005
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: why we're doing this game. So I think you've gotten

1006
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: one right every time we've played this, so you're already

1007
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 1: starting off one wrong. I can't believe that one really

1008
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 1: I've been biting the wrong bullet this whole time. Yeah,

1009
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,279
Speaker 1: Alex has another American popular saying or idiom, and she's

1010
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: gonna asking the seven if he knows the answer to

1011
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: this one, now English oven, Yes, Alex, what does it

1012
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: mean when someone says the whole kit and caboodle? Sorry?

1013
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: What the whole kit and caboodle? Okay, paying attention at

1014
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,359
Speaker 1: home would just ask if he knows what the whole

1015
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 1: kit and kiboodle mean? All right, Well, this is going

1016
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: to have to be a tote guess. I've literally never

1017
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,839
Speaker 1: heard those words together in this absence. No, I don't

1018
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: know what a kiboodle is. I know what a kit is.

1019
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what a kit and kiboodle? All right, kit, Well,

1020
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 1: because I know what kit means, I'm assuming that kiboodle

1021
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: is related. So I'm going to go because a kit

1022
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: involves like a group of objects or whatever, like a

1023
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,359
Speaker 1: sewing kit, I'm going to go with the whole kit

1024
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: and kaboodle means that you need everything and a little

1025
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: bit extra to complete the task. That's what I'm going

1026
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 1: with as the definition is that right? I was, I

1027
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: was until you said that you were on the fence.

1028
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: Whole defense, and I was going to go with that.

1029
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: I was gonna go with that, but now it's that, Seriously,

1030
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: what does kitten kiboodle means? The whole king kiboodle means

1031
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: the entire amount of something, the entire amount. So I

1032
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: was kind of all the whole kitten kaboodle. You got

1033
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 1: to bring the whole kitten kaboodle, bring everything. I've never

1034
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: heard that, but it's not more. It doesn't need an

1035
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: extra ump. I felt like I felt the final hurdle there.

1036
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: If I just shut up after the first description, you

1037
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: would have gotten that. You would have got the victory.

1038
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 1: The whole kitten grudle playing English Niverse America where Alex

1039
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: Fresh has a bunch of popular American idioms and saying

1040
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,319
Speaker 1: that she's asking English. Even if he knows the meaning,

1041
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: so far he has not got one correct. And what

1042
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 1: does this mean? English? Oven When someone says, paint the

1043
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: town red. Oh no, I've heard this as well. Um

1044
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 1: one second, I'm going to go a bit disgusting here

1045
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: because I don't know if I'm being sexist or not,

1046
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: but I've only ever heard women say this, Okay, and

1047
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: I know that women have a period of the month

1048
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 1: where they are bleeding. So I'm going to go with

1049
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: painting the town red means to cover up because it's

1050
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 1: that time of the month for a woman. So it's like,

1051
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: you should paint the town red right now, cover up

1052
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: like coming into town, like Aunt Flow is coming into town.

1053
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 1: So yeah, she's got to paint it red if you

1054
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 1: don't do something about it. Oh okay, So where are

1055
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: the necessary things so that you don't paint the town red?

1056
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's wrong because I've heard it three times,

1057
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 1: or very wrong, very wrong anyway for you again, Jibble,

1058
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,359
Speaker 1: it means to go out drinking and dancing. Oh, let's

1059
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: go and paint the town rad. So every time I've

1060
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: heard a woman say that, I've been thinking, oh dear,

1061
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: they've got an issue going on, when really they're just

1062
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: gonna have a good time. Right. So English even so

1063
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 1: far is oh and three? It wasn't I gotten one? Correct?

1064
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: Here we go, Alex press as another popular American saying,

1065
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: or idiom and she's gonna ask English Evan if he

1066
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: knows what it means. It's English even versus America. Take

1067
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: it away, Alex, all right, what does it mean when

1068
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: someone says lose your marbles. Oh, I know it. I

1069
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: know you were confident on the first one too, and

1070
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: you did not know. Don't trust me, I leave you

1071
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: on the first one. Here we go, So don't lose

1072
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: your marbles. If you were to say that to someone

1073
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: in in like a high pressure situation, they'd be saying like,

1074
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: don't lose your composure, keep it together. You are the

1075
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 1: person that can accomplish this task. Okay, So that is

1076
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,439
Speaker 1: my definition. If you had to define it in one word,

1077
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: yeah or two, what would you say? Remain calm? Yeah,

1078
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: I knew it one. Did you got one out of four? Yes?

1079
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: At least it's not the goose egg. You're right, you

1080
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: know what a goose egg? I do what that's a

1081
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: zero or an actual egg of a goose. And you

1082
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 1: learned that probably from me? I think I did? You

1083
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: just say it's so much? And you learned that playing

1084
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: the game English and in Verse America. Yeah. The Jebel

1085
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