WEBVTT - I Need You To Wash Me

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it

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<v Speaker 1>is not a big deal at all. It's not a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll get into.

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<v Speaker 1>That in just a few because right now it is

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<v Speaker 1>time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got for his nest?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is a big deal right here, sir uh,

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to wash me, to need you to

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<v Speaker 3>wash me, wash me. Whether the weather be cold, oh, weather,

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<v Speaker 3>the weather be hot, whatever the weather. We end this together,

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<v Speaker 3>weather we like it or not. What I did my

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<v Speaker 3>ex I did my excite quella. The weather be cold, weather,

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<v Speaker 3>the weather be hot, whatever the we we end this together,

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<v Speaker 3>whether we like it.

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<v Speaker 4>So the curtains, I need you to wash me.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go here.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to

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<v Speaker 2>five on one.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, five one.

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<v Speaker 2>I need somebody to come down here the five on

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<v Speaker 2>one and and clean me up.

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<v Speaker 5>Sir. I think you might have the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 2>The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here

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<v Speaker 2>to five on one and clean me up.

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<v Speaker 5>Sir, this is the nursery, not the nurse. I think

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<v Speaker 5>you might have don the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I need to talk to the well nurse said,

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<v Speaker 2>that's who normally clean me up. I need to come

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<v Speaker 2>down here and clean me up, sir.

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<v Speaker 5>I really do think you have the wrong number. Where

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<v Speaker 5>are you calling?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this here?

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<v Speaker 5>This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I said. I need the nurse that come

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<v Speaker 2>down here to clean me up. I'm this ben playing

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<v Speaker 2>and all this stuff to clean me up because I've

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<v Speaker 2>been sitting here a long time and I ain't.

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<v Speaker 5>Nobody to come well, Sir, I think you dial the

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<v Speaker 5>wrong number. If you tell me where you are, I

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<v Speaker 5>can try to help you.

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<v Speaker 2>But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody

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<v Speaker 2>to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all supposed to be able to y'all supposed to get

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<v Speaker 2>here every all something I supposed to come to check on.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't nobody come check on me yet?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 5>Try hanging up and then dialing.

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<v Speaker 2>Is just a nurse station, sir.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a nursery. We take care of children, here.

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<v Speaker 5>This is not the nurse station.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not no child, I said, is this the nurse station?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, you're not listening to me. This is not

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<v Speaker 5>the nurse stations. This is a nursery. We have children here.

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<v Speaker 5>We take care of children. So I think you're down

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<v Speaker 5>the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they said that that they're supposed to come clean

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<v Speaker 2>up every hour. They're supposed to come check on Now

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<v Speaker 2>I been I've been here n near three hours. Ain't

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<v Speaker 2>nobody come to check on me yet? Another? I need

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<v Speaker 2>somebody to come clean me up. And the uh, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a bad play in full and they just they they

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<v Speaker 2>just don't come check on us like they pull to

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<v Speaker 2>check on them. They I am checkolder.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm really sorry that they have not come to check

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<v Speaker 5>on you in your your bed hands.

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<v Speaker 2>So why would they let us sit here like they do?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is

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<v Speaker 5>a nursery, we take care of small children. This is

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<v Speaker 5>not the nursing station.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm oh, my grandkid, I got small children as

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<v Speaker 2>my grandkids. I got my forty two grandkids. Forty that

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<v Speaker 2>comes in on Sunday. But soon did they leave the

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<v Speaker 2>people at the nurse stands and that they eat in

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<v Speaker 2>the bag and leave me here like this here two

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<v Speaker 2>or three hours. I'm about to come check on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you come down here and check this bad bag? Sir?

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<v Speaker 5>I can't do that. I need to get back to

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<v Speaker 5>the kids here that if we take care of at

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<v Speaker 5>sea my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>No, my kids don't come tell they come on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>They come every Sunday after check and they.

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<v Speaker 5>Come see me, do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad

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<v Speaker 5>your kids come see you. And I'm going to get

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<v Speaker 5>off the phone now, but I hang up. You just

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<v Speaker 5>down the number right when you get off.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna come down here and come sick and clean

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<v Speaker 2>me up.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not going to do that. But I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>let you call back.

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<v Speaker 2>And why you all come clean me up? Why gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Why just do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>When when when when? When? When? When? When I was

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<v Speaker 2>coming through the proposed to do the job you're doing

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<v Speaker 2>on the joby? Whatever your joby or that what you do?

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<v Speaker 2>I want five y two years straight? And I did

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<v Speaker 2>my job.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm a teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on down here and do what you're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 5>Do because I don't clean you know why, you'll young folks,

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<v Speaker 5>don't do your job.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn what You're gonna make me mad if you won't

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<v Speaker 2>get your get your dot here.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk to

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<v Speaker 5>me like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You get your down here, come clean this and clean

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<v Speaker 2>me up. I ain't supposed to be sitting here like

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<v Speaker 2>this all the time. What's your name again?

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<v Speaker 5>It's Felicia, and I have really really nice to get.

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<v Speaker 2>Down here right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Please do not speak to me like that. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 5>to right. You gonna calm down and quit talking to

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<v Speaker 5>me like that. I'm trying to help you now. That's

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<v Speaker 5>just rude speaking to me like that that this is

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<v Speaker 5>a nurser reach.

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<v Speaker 2>A nose, supposed to do here right now.

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<v Speaker 5>But you're not gonna talk to me like that. That's

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<v Speaker 5>just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to me like that.

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<v Speaker 5>You talk kicking, I will kick yo in the wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 5>This seems to be the only language you understand is

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<v Speaker 5>me talking to you crazy. Since you talking to me

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<v Speaker 5>crazy is not coming down there. You stay in that stink.

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<v Speaker 5>How about that? You heard me? I said you stay

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<v Speaker 5>in this sank I'm not cleaning though. I've been trying

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<v Speaker 5>to tell you for the past five minutes, but you

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<v Speaker 5>won't shut up long enough to listen. I am not

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<v Speaker 5>coming down there to clean your why not. I've been

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<v Speaker 5>trying to tell you that is not my job. You

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<v Speaker 5>dial the wrong number. I'm talking to you. Who are

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<v Speaker 5>you talking to like that? We'll bring it on there

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<v Speaker 5>if you think you can get in your wheelchair and

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<v Speaker 5>make it down here to the nursery to whoop my

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<v Speaker 5>can come the hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Owned listen when you would take a message from it

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<v Speaker 2>and give it to somebody?

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<v Speaker 5>What's your what's your message done?

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<v Speaker 2>And?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh? What else? H uh huh uh huhd what?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? You got that part? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I got that part?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Gee?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh m.

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<v Speaker 2>M wha?

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<v Speaker 5>What is that?

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<v Speaker 2>What do it spell?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I must spell it out.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not selling that. You tell me what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>What does that say?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. Nephew taught me.

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<v Speaker 2>Nephew tell me this, his nephew Timmy from the Steve

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<v Speaker 2>Holly Morning Show. Baby, you just got pragged by your

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<v Speaker 2>sister Rinnita.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh oh my god boy, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Were sitting up there like what in the world.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you got.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, you got me? Oh baby, I got you, I

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<v Speaker 2>got you get I got one question for you, though,

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<v Speaker 2>what is What is the baddest and I mean the

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<v Speaker 2>baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 5>It is the Steve Harvey Morning Shull. You got me good?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I do that there? That? I knew that?

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<v Speaker 3>Hell? That's all a man?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I do that there? Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>King of pranks? Come on now, thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, it's going down Saturday, May twenty

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<v Speaker 3>seventh at the Fox Stead of Detroit, Michigan. We got

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<v Speaker 3>down there, Rollins, Capone, Red Grant, we got Tony Robbins,

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<v Speaker 3>Kelly Cal's old juvenile in the building, My boy d

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<v Speaker 3>Ray Davis hosted about Yours truly nephew Tommy. It is

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<v Speaker 3>Jokes and Jams. Memorial Day Weekend at the Fox Theater

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<v Speaker 3>in Detroit, Michigan is going down. You got a load

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<v Speaker 3>of funny and a load of entertainment. Tickets are on

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<v Speaker 3>sale right now all ticket nats our Less as well

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<v Speaker 3>as the Fox Theater box office. Get your tickets now

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<v Speaker 3>because it's gonna be straight ignorant. Memorial Day Weekend hosted

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<v Speaker 3>by Yours Truly nephew, tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Me all right, nephew. Up next, my strawberry letter. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject it's not a big deal at all. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.