Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it
Speaker 1: is not a big deal at all. It's not a
Speaker 1: big deal at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get into.
Speaker 1: That in just a few because right now it is
Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for his nest?
Speaker 3: Well, this is a big deal right here, sir uh,
Speaker 3: I need you to wash me, to need you to
Speaker 3: wash me, wash me. Whether the weather be cold, oh, weather,
Speaker 3: the weather be hot, whatever the weather. We end this together,
Speaker 3: weather we like it or not. What I did my
Speaker 3: ex I did my excite quella. The weather be cold, weather,
Speaker 3: the weather be hot, whatever the we we end this together,
Speaker 3: whether we like it.
Speaker 4: So the curtains, I need you to wash me.
Speaker 2: Let's go here.
Speaker 5: It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
Speaker 2: five on one.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, five one.
Speaker 2: I need somebody to come down here the five on
Speaker 2: one and and clean me up.
Speaker 5: Sir. I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 2: The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here
Speaker 2: to five on one and clean me up.
Speaker 5: Sir, this is the nursery, not the nurse. I think
Speaker 5: you might have don the wrong number.
Speaker 2: No, I need to talk to the well nurse said,
Speaker 2: that's who normally clean me up. I need to come
Speaker 2: down here and clean me up, sir.
Speaker 5: I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
Speaker 5: are you calling?
Speaker 2: Who is this here?
Speaker 5: This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.
Speaker 2: That's what I said. I need the nurse that come
Speaker 2: down here to clean me up. I'm this ben playing
Speaker 2: and all this stuff to clean me up because I've
Speaker 2: been sitting here a long time and I ain't.
Speaker 5: Nobody to come well, Sir, I think you dial the
Speaker 5: wrong number. If you tell me where you are, I
Speaker 5: can try to help you.
Speaker 2: But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
Speaker 2: to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
Speaker 2: Y'all supposed to be able to y'all supposed to get
Speaker 2: here every all something I supposed to come to check on.
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody come check on me yet?
Speaker 5: Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
Speaker 5: Try hanging up and then dialing.
Speaker 2: Is just a nurse station, sir.
Speaker 5: This is a nursery. We take care of children, here.
Speaker 5: This is not the nurse station.
Speaker 2: I'm not no child, I said, is this the nurse station?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, you're not listening to me. This is not
Speaker 5: the nurse stations. This is a nursery. We have children here.
Speaker 5: We take care of children. So I think you're down
Speaker 5: the wrong number.
Speaker 2: No, they said that that they're supposed to come clean
Speaker 2: up every hour. They're supposed to come check on Now
Speaker 2: I been I've been here n near three hours. Ain't
Speaker 2: nobody come to check on me yet? Another? I need
Speaker 2: somebody to come clean me up. And the uh, there's
Speaker 2: a bad play in full and they just they they
Speaker 2: just don't come check on us like they pull to
Speaker 2: check on them. They I am checkolder.
Speaker 5: I'm really sorry that they have not come to check
Speaker 5: on you in your your bed hands.
Speaker 2: So why would they let us sit here like they do?
Speaker 5: Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
Speaker 5: a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
Speaker 5: not the nursing station.
Speaker 2: So I'm oh, my grandkid, I got small children as
Speaker 2: my grandkids. I got my forty two grandkids. Forty that
Speaker 2: comes in on Sunday. But soon did they leave the
Speaker 2: people at the nurse stands and that they eat in
Speaker 2: the bag and leave me here like this here two
Speaker 2: or three hours. I'm about to come check on me.
Speaker 2: Can you come down here and check this bad bag? Sir?
Speaker 5: I can't do that. I need to get back to
Speaker 5: the kids here that if we take care of at
Speaker 5: sea my kids.
Speaker 2: No, my kids don't come tell they come on Sunday.
Speaker 2: They come every Sunday after check and they.
Speaker 5: Come see me, do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad
Speaker 5: your kids come see you. And I'm going to get
Speaker 5: off the phone now, but I hang up. You just
Speaker 5: down the number right when you get off.
Speaker 2: You're gonna come down here and come sick and clean
Speaker 2: me up.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to do that. But I'm going to
Speaker 5: let you call back.
Speaker 2: And why you all come clean me up? Why gonna
Speaker 2: do that? Why just do it?
Speaker 1: Sir.
Speaker 5: I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.
Speaker 2: When when when when? When? When? When? When I was
Speaker 2: coming through the proposed to do the job you're doing
Speaker 2: on the joby? Whatever your joby or that what you do?
Speaker 2: I want five y two years straight? And I did
Speaker 2: my job.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm a teacher.
Speaker 2: Come on down here and do what you're supposed to.
Speaker 5: Do because I don't clean you know why, you'll young folks,
Speaker 5: don't do your job.
Speaker 2: Damn what You're gonna make me mad if you won't
Speaker 2: get your get your dot here.
Speaker 5: Uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk to
Speaker 5: me like that.
Speaker 2: You get your down here, come clean this and clean
Speaker 2: me up. I ain't supposed to be sitting here like
Speaker 2: this all the time. What's your name again?
Speaker 5: It's Felicia, and I have really really nice to get.
Speaker 2: Down here right now.
Speaker 5: Please do not speak to me like that. I'm trying
Speaker 5: to right. You gonna calm down and quit talking to
Speaker 5: me like that. I'm trying to help you now. That's
Speaker 5: just rude speaking to me like that that this is
Speaker 5: a nurser reach.
Speaker 2: A nose, supposed to do here right now.
Speaker 5: But you're not gonna talk to me like that. That's
Speaker 5: just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to me like that.
Speaker 5: You talk kicking, I will kick yo in the wheelchair.
Speaker 5: This seems to be the only language you understand is
Speaker 5: me talking to you crazy. Since you talking to me
Speaker 5: crazy is not coming down there. You stay in that stink.
Speaker 5: How about that? You heard me? I said you stay
Speaker 5: in this sank I'm not cleaning though. I've been trying
Speaker 5: to tell you for the past five minutes, but you
Speaker 5: won't shut up long enough to listen. I am not
Speaker 5: coming down there to clean your why not. I've been
Speaker 5: trying to tell you that is not my job. You
Speaker 5: dial the wrong number. I'm talking to you. Who are
Speaker 5: you talking to like that? We'll bring it on there
Speaker 5: if you think you can get in your wheelchair and
Speaker 5: make it down here to the nursery to whoop my
Speaker 5: can come the hell.
Speaker 2: Owned listen when you would take a message from it
Speaker 2: and give it to somebody?
Speaker 5: What's your what's your message done?
Speaker 2: And?
Speaker 5: Uh? What else? H uh huh uh huhd what?
Speaker 2: Okay? You got that part? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I got that part?
Speaker 2: Okay? Gee?
Speaker 5: Oh m.
Speaker 2: M wha?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 2: What do it spell?
Speaker 5: I don't know what is it?
Speaker 2: I must spell it out.
Speaker 5: I'm not selling that. You tell me what it is?
Speaker 2: What does that say?
Speaker 5: I don't know. Nephew taught me.
Speaker 2: Nephew tell me this, his nephew Timmy from the Steve
Speaker 2: Holly Morning Show. Baby, you just got pragged by your
Speaker 2: sister Rinnita.
Speaker 5: Oh oh my god boy, you.
Speaker 2: Were sitting up there like what in the world.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got.
Speaker 2: Me, you got me? Oh baby, I got you, I
Speaker 2: got you get I got one question for you, though,
Speaker 2: what is What is the baddest and I mean the
Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5: It is the Steve Harvey Morning Shull. You got me good?
Speaker 2: Did I do that there? That? I knew that?
Speaker 3: Hell? That's all a man?
Speaker 2: Did I do that there? Yep?
Speaker 1: King of pranks? Come on now, thank you?
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Speaker 3: Kelly Cal's old juvenile in the building, My boy d
Speaker 3: Ray Davis hosted about Yours truly nephew Tommy. It is
Speaker 3: Jokes and Jams. Memorial Day Weekend at the Fox Theater
Speaker 3: in Detroit, Michigan is going down. You got a load
Speaker 3: of funny and a load of entertainment. Tickets are on
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Speaker 3: because it's gonna be straight ignorant. Memorial Day Weekend hosted
Speaker 3: by Yours Truly nephew, tell.
Speaker 1: Me all right, nephew. Up next, my strawberry letter. The
Speaker 1: subject it's not a big deal at all. We'll get
Speaker 1: into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.