WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Fridge, Shower, Pantry 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.440 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.440 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's the clearinghouse 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:23.200 of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:30.680 Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:34.040 In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:38.520 Maller and Danny G Radio a happy college football Saturday 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:42.640 in a wonderful It's also a Benny Versus the Penny 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.120 kind of a day to day as well. If you 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:46.840 have not watched Benny Versus the Penny yet on YouTube, 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:53.240 check that out. It's YouTube dot com slash at Bennyvspenny. 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.560 But it's all about this podcast right now and Danny 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:59.440 G is hanging out with me as we celebrate National 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:04.039 Peanut Day today, So please celebrate appropriately today September thirteenth. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.480 We know what you like to do with nuts. I 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:10.440 rotate nuts. I don't know what you're talking about. There's 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:15.800 great protein and fiber in peanuts and they're not actually nuts, right, 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:19.160 they're not actually nuts. They're not in the what are 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.800 they the goomes? Is that what they are? They're not 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:25.440 They're not nuts, right, nuts are like all men's walnuts, 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:29.200 that's nuts. These are just something else. But anyway, it 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.440 is National Peanut Day today on this podcast, we've got 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:38.920 Rod Serling hit the showers and the bed and breakfast returns, 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:43.360 So a lot to get to and then we'll all 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:48.480 go our separate ways and I guess we'll watch college football. Yeah. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.080 I was going to say, lay on the couch and 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:51.360 scratch our privates. 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:55.440 Yes, No, this is a big day, Danny, because not 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.760 only we have college football today and it's not an 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.320 amazing day of college football. That's okay. We got to 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.320 wait a little longer for the really good matchups in 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.760 college football. There's a couple of games that caught my attention. 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:08.359 But then we got a boxing match tonight. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:12.520 Yeah, Canelo Crawford, Yeah, in Vegas. So I'm looking forward 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:15.400 to that. I'm actually gonna have a friend over. We're 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:18.040 gonna have a little uh prop no gambling for we 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:20.040 wronged to gamble on a fight, Dan. You should never 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:23.520 gamble on a fight a Netflix, right, so everybody gets 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:24.359 a chance to see it. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.280 Yes, not your usual I believe you're Craig. Not your 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:31.920 usual nonsense. I'm austrailing. What game am I most excited 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.640 to watch today in? I mean, I guess Georgia, Tennessee 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.480 would probably be it, right, that's what is that? Twelve 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.079 thirty our time, three thirty in the East. I think 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.480 that's it. Oh in the South Florida, Miami. I don't 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:45.640 live in Florida, but that's not. 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:48.399 A bad matchup. Yeah, So the top twenty five team 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.840 LSU game is going to be fun. And on Covino 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.880 and Rich's show Friday, we talked about that sixty six 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:56.000 year old tuba player. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:58.520 Uh huh did you see that guy? Yeah? 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:02.240 Pretty cool, the oldest person that's not dead almost on 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.200 the band there in the middle of the field. This 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.400 guy is gonna be in a motorized scooter. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:12.600 Yeah, well why not? What the hell? And then and 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.680 then later on I Notre Name, I don't know, that's 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.760 Notre Name is playing Texas A and M. I I 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:21.240 might if I'm still around by that point, if I'm 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.040 not passed out by then, I got to take a 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.680 nap before the boxing thing, so I might have to. 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:28.600 I acsually don't take naps, but anyway, listen, let's get 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:31.440 to it. So I had one of those moments this 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:34.360 past week, Danny, that I the kind of thing that 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:36.840 makes you wonder if you've officially crossed over into old 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:40.080 man territory, like yelling at the clouds type that portion 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:44.040 of your life the chapter or talking about naps. Yeah, exactly, 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.160 I don't normally nap, but the show. Let me just 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:50.480 paint the picture for you as you consume this podcast. 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:53.720 So the show was wrapped, I was sitting in the 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:57.320 remote studio at the Malor Mansion, sending out some show notes, 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:01.680 trying to get myself together, and then I reached to 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.800 my left, my left hand side, and I reached over 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.160 to grab my phone. And then I was going to 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:09.200 walk out of the remote studio. So I reached over 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:10.960 to grab my phone and I didn't feel it, and 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:12.120 I was like, well, that's kind of weird. I know 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:13.800 I left it there. I have one hundred percent left 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:15.920 it there and so and then I said, well, maybe 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:19.560 it dropped, but it wasn't there. So I checked on 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:23.400 the floor, I checked everywhere else on the desk, I 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:26.880 moved some papers. There's some Kleenex box here on the desk. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.280 I moved that around and I could not find it. It 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:32.840 was gone. It was a Houdini. It advanished. Now keep 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:34.599 in mind, though, the part of this story which was 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:38.960 amazing to me, is that I have I'm not bragging. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.440 My wife got me an Apple Watch. So I have 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:45.120 an Apple Watch, which is supposed to be Danny idiot proof. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.240 You should never ever lose your phone when you have 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.160 an Apple Watch, because you press the magic button and 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:55.159 then your phone will start beeping, even if it's on 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:59.200 silent mode, your phone will start beeping like a submarine sonar. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.919 Then just go to it. It's it's wonderful, it's I have. 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:06.240 I haven't ever lost my phone since I got this watch. 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:08.320 It's great. It's full. It's full. Oh, it was just 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.560 you took the words out of my mouth. That's it's 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:12.680 fool proof. You you know what I'm talking about, Danny. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:16.200 It's perfect. So uh so it's fool proof except when 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:20.320 it is it. So yeah, I thought, i I'm like, 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.880 left hand side. I grabbed one there and so then 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.520 I'm moving stuff around, futson around, couldn't find it. So 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:29.000 it's like, all right, whatever, and so so then I 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.320 pressed the button on the watch. I'm like, all right, 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.839 well listen, I'll beep and i'll get it in two seconds. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.919 And then it said something I'd never seen before in 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.159 the watch. It said feature not available. So I pressed 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.800 it again because surely this was like a cosmic typo 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.039 type thing and it must be a mistake. So the 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:47.800 same thing. So then I did a third time, because 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:50.320 I think that's the rule of comedy, right, you have 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:52.840 to do things three times. Everything goes in threes, three 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.640 stooges or whatever. So I press it again and the 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.159 dame watch is the feature not available. So I'm like, 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:01.080 oh man, it's like maybe my battery on my phone 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.680 died and I thought it was charged, but maybe it 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:07.280 wasn't charged. Then I'll go on this, I'll go around 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:08.640 and I'll find it. And I was trying to like 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.560 retrace my steps, and I was like, where have I 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:13.400 hadn't been that many places and I knew I had 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:16.040 the phone. So and then at some point, like panics 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.520 start setting in, Like I go on this scavenger hunt 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:22.160 through the through the Malor mansion like a lunatic, and 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:26.080 I'm going through every room, every nook and cranny, and 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:30.360 I am now convinced that I've entered the twilight zone. 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:33.520 Like Rod Serling was going to pop out Danny behind 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.560 the laundry basket with a cigarette and explain to me. 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.360 The Malard phone slipped into another dimension of time and space, 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:43.120 the same dimension like you know, your socks go when 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.560 you lose your sock, like that kind of thing, and 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.840 so so where and so. Then thirty minutes later or so, 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.440 I was totally defeated by this point, so I'd given up, 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.840 and I was like, all right, crap, it's gonna have 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.080 to get a new phone. It's gonna cost me, like, 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.760 you know, eight hundred bucks or whatever. His phones are ridiculous. 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.440 So I was like, all right, I'll go to the 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.039 I went to the fridge to get some water, and 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.680 I put the cup in to grab the water things 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.760 on the inside of the fridge. So I put the 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:13.000 water thing in the cup to get the water, and 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:15.640 I'm getting the water, and then I look in the 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:21.040 fridge and then eureka, there it is. My phone was 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:24.119 sitting between like a can of Seltzer and a bag 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:30.239 of garlic. What the hell? Yeah, yeah, So the phone 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:33.960 was perfectly comfortable chilling, like it belonged there, Like it 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.600 was like something I bought at the grocery store. And 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:40.600 I realized, like I in a hurry, you know, doing 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.160 the remote show. I'm running around, and I went to 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:47.000 get some water, and I guess I had I needed 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:48.960 my hand, and I put my I somehow put the 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:52.440 phone in the fridge, and then I was in such 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.320 a hurry I just ran up to you know, to 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.720 the studio to do the show, and then I forgot 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:01.320 about it. And the amazing part of the story, though, Danny, 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.600 is that this thing works fine. It's it's and it 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.320 didn't work right away, like it was literally I had 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.160 to let it warm up a little bit, but it 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.200 didn't really have the sniffles or and I it warmed 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:14.680 up and it carried on like nothing had happened. I 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:15.520 was amazed. 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:19.720 Much better than accidentally setting it down inside a fireplace. 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:21.680 I know. No if I I was thinking to same thing, 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.240 if I have like baking cookies and you know Bandy 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:27.040 Crocker and I put some cookies in as let me 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:28.880 just put this thing down like on the top of 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:32.920 the stove. Yeah, I forget they would be gone. So 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:35.559 the the other question is What does this mean? Right? 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:39.200 What does this mean? I guess I'm old, I'm a klutz, 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.800 I'm a distracted and income poop like, I'm all of that. 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:47.120 I guess all of the above. And so anyway, listen. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:50.320 Technology is supposed to save us from ourselves. But no 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:55.400 amount of Apple innovation, the IWA Apple Watch and all 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.719 that stuff can prevent you from from somehow forgetting to 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:00.760 put your phone in the fridge. The other thing about that, 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.319 I learned that your phone will not work if it's 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:06.880 in the fridge is so thick and powerful, Danny, that 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:10.160 the signal does not reach your it does not go 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:14.160 through the doors of the refrigerator. So I did learn 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:14.920 that from this. 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:18.559 Little Yeah exeren, Wow, your fridge is like Fort Knox. 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:19.880 I guess it is. 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:23.240 And so tomorrow I guess it's the car keys will 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.160 be in the dishwasher or something like that. Maybe I'll 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:27.040 do that today. I have that to look forward to. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.319 So we'll move on with that. But that was my 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:34.760 run in with Rod Serling. You ever have that happen, Danny, 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.920 where you think you're in a like a twilight zone, 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:38.800 or you think there's some kind of other dimension that 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:41.280 crossed over and grab some of your stuff and moved it, 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:42.960 and you're like, I didn't do that. As like that. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.160 Now, once in a while, I'll put my phone down 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.280 in a hurry to pick CoA up, or there's something 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.080 going on at the house where I have bags of 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.559 groceries or something like that, and then I go back 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.800 to the spot where I know I set it down, 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:59.000 and it's not there. And I think we get confused 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.640 in our own minds because because it's the spot where 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:04.000 I put it the last time I set my phone down. 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.880 So we're like a step behind ourselves sometimes. 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:10.760 Yeah. Yeah, I used to lose. I used to lose 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:14.600 like a for why I would lose stuff all the time. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:18.160 And so I have been a creature of habit. I've 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.240 learned to put stuff. I put the keys back in 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:23.240 the same spot, I put my wallet in the same 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.040 spot when I come into the house, I put the 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.920 phone in the same place. And so yeah, but this 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:31.080 was obviously I had I had a brain fart, and 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:34.960 it it vanished wherever it ended up. I don't know. 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:36.800 I guess it was time for me to hit the showers, Danny. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.840 It was time for me to go go hit the shower. 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:42.320 Yeah, do you shower by yourself? I know it's a 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:43.120 personal question. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:46.280 Generally that is a one person operation. Yeah. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.520 Have you ever pulled the move where you told a girl, Hey, 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:52.320 you know what, let's save water and let's shower together. 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.400 Well, that's usually something that would happen very early in 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:59.080 a relationship, Danny the Yeah, it may or may not 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.319 have happened back, but not to save water. I think 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:02.320 for other reasons. Yeah. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:06.880 Water. So Thursday evening, we are sitting around the dinner table, 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:11.360 Brenda revealed something which I thought was very interesting. Now 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.199 I know our listeners love the story back in the 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.760 day about how she got the hot stone treatment upper 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.400 butt crack during that massage. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.680 That is a fan favorite. Danny, Yeah, love that podcast. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:26.120 Yeah, well I'm still finding out things about her and 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:30.840 her body. Oh, we got wings from Costco, which is 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:33.600 something a little different. We don't normally like put wings 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.760 in our oven, and they came out pretty good. Costco 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:37.640 wings aren't bad. 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.320 So these are the pre made in the deli wings. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:44.200 Yeah, okay, yeah, pretty good. So we we had wings 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.480 in football on Thursday night. So as we're watching the 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:52.439 Packers on fire, she mentioned something about saving water with 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:57.240 showering because our fourteen year old went up to shower. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:00.360 She doesn't care about the football game. And Brenda's said, 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:03.640 you know what, I used to shower with my girlfriends. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:08.680 Hi, And I said, oh, wait a minute, this changes things? 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:13.880 Yes, all right, yeah, I said, come again, what was that? 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.600 How old were you, guys? I don't know, sixth seventh 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:23.040 eighth grade. Maybe this is just a huge difference between 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:27.640 men and women because us men when we were kids, 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:32.360 we didn't take showers obviously with our friends. But is 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.960 this Is this a normal thing that some girls did. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.480 I don't know. I'm going to have to do a 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:40.199 survey and find out. But she went on to explain 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:44.680 to me on the street and ask women, did you no, no, no, no, 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.720 I'm gonna do it on Twitter through this show, okay, 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:53.160 but it caught my attention obviously, and I'm like, wait 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:57.679 a second, sixth seventh eighth grade. That's way too old. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.720 And she started to blush and realized that she set 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.800 it out loud, and I guess she never thought about it, 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:07.880 that maybe it would sound strange to other people. But 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:09.800 she went on to explain to me that what would 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.319 happen is her and her two friends all the way 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.959 through eighth grade. When they would hang out together, they 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:20.120 would be dancing or riding their bikes around the neighborhood 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.240 or you know, doing what kids do, even middle school kids. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.240 And then they would come back to their friend's house 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:29.160 and they would all jump in the shower together. And 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:32.600 she said that they would wash each other's hair, they 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:35.840 would wash each other's backs. I'm looking at her, and 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:38.960 she must have saw the look, obviously saw the look 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.959 on my face of surprise, and she's like, well, well, 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:45.360 maybe it was a little weird because we did have 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:47.440 pubic hair and boobs. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:48.280 Wow. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.320 Yeah, that's a direct quote from her now. And I 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:52.959 did tell her that I was going to quote her 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.520 on the Fifth Hour podcast, and she just laughed. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.840 Yeah, like I maybe you'd get away sixth grade, but like, 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:00.800 like seventh, I. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:04.320 Think no, even with siblings. My mom used to throw 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.720 me and my older brother in the bathtub together with kids, right, yeah, 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:12.080 I mean that didn't last past third grade. Yeah, that's 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:12.760 just odd. 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:13.120 Now. 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.520 She then explained that, and I don't know why she 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:18.160 had to throw this in there. One of the two 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:21.440 friends was older than them, and she's like, and she 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:22.560 had pretty big. 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:27.480 Boobs, that I saw her boob. Wow, so she was 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.480 in wait years older, Yeah, they were. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:32.720 So when they were Yeah, so she was in high 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:34.200 school when they were in middle school. 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:35.720 And they're all in the shower together. 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:36.760 Wow. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.400 Yeah, that's uh, it's like those old movies used to 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.280 watch back in the day, Nanny, I think back, Yeah, 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:42.800 you know. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:43.280 Years ago. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:47.160 Yeah, this is like a skinemax. Well I mean for well, 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.320 not that age, but not that age older older characters, 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:53.720 but maybe in the same scenario. Yeah, yeah, similar scenario. 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:57.640 But wow, yeah, you are Kelly perverts. If you're listening, 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:00.720 turn the podcast off and go find Jesus. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.960 Was that to say water or they just wanted to 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:04.320 make sure their bash were really clean? 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:07.360 She said, Oh, we just thought it was fun and 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.440 we were saving water. And unless there is a huge 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.520 amount of water pressure. You know when people joke about 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.720 this all the time that oh it sounds so sexy 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.360 and cool to like shower with your girl or take 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.840 a girl into a shower, But one of you winds 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.200 up cold, one of you winds up without the water 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:26.480 really being on you. So unless the water is super 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:30.320 hot and it turns into a sauna like atmosphere, imagine 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:33.040 three people though, like two of those three are cold 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:33.680 in the shower. 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.480 And it's also like, I'm thinking, this is just like 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:41.880 your normal standard shower. It's not a large walking shower, right, 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:42.960 showers with a tub. 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:46.720 And she said this was very normal for them, that 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:50.320 when they would hang out, you know, in the summer 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.800 or whenever it was hot outside, and this was the 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:55.240 normal thing for them to do. This was just a 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:59.400 regular like it was okay. And I said, well, that's 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.040 weird our fourteen year old. Would you be okay if 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:05.200 she had girlfriends over and they were all showering together? 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:08.520 And Brenda said, yeah, I wouldn't think anything was strange 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:08.960 about it. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:13.280 Really, Yeah, I don't know. Hey, I guess it depends 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.440 how you were, how you were raised. Why did they 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:17.120 stop doing Do you ask her, like, why did you 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.320 stop doing it when you just keep going? 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:21.800 Well, if one of the girls was a year or 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:23.960 two older, I think she said the girl was maybe 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:27.520 like one year older. I'm sure that girl had a 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.880 boyfriend by the time they were still you know, in 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:35.280 middle school and in the shower, and that's just come on, man, 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:36.880 You're at the age where you're in high school and 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.200 you have a boyfriend and you're hopping in a shower. 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:42.200 With two other kids. No, that's what do you do about? 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:44.240 Like I said, is this just a thing where it's 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:48.040 more normal for girls to, you know, not be weird 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.160 about something like that. But as guys, we didn't even 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:51.800 like the locker room showers at school. 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.080 I hated that. Hated lock we all do. I was 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:55.920 gonna bring that up and I played football. I got 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:57.800 all sweaty. I would wait till I got home to 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.720 take a shower if I as much as I could, 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:02.280 because it was like a nightmare situation there. 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:06.000 So yeah, maybe that's something they didn't have to worry 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:07.160 about that us guys did. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:11.840 Yeah, I guess. So there you go. It's that feminine thing, Danny. 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:13.359 They just different than us. 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:16.000 They're not like for the past two days now, I've 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.120 just been teasing or NonStop about it. 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:22.639 Leave me alone. Yeah that's worthy of teasing. Yeah, that's 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:26.480 that's definitely worthy of teething teasing. So, uh, the the 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:28.520 malar Bet Bread and Breakfast, Dan, I know you're rey 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.840 concerned about my my weekends and things that were not 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:33.400 to doing with the RADI show. So the Mallard Bed 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:38.040 and Breakfast was open for business. Again this past weekend. Now, 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:41.320 it was not opened by design, It's never really opened 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:44.119 by design. There's no ad like, we don't take an 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:47.679 ad out on Triple A's website or Yelp. There's no 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:50.239 YELP page saying hey, maybe stay here. You know it's 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:52.600 a it's a you know it's an airbnb whatever. No, 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.640 we don't do that, and uh, we don't don't talk 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:58.960 about the thread count on the sheets. But this was 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:01.840 family yet again, Danny, I get hornswaggle by family. So 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:04.880 a relative out of state wanted to take their kid 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:08.679 to Disneyland, and rather than spend hundreds of dollars at 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:11.200 a hotel with one of those Mickey Mouse shaped pools 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.600 where Donald Duck walks around and Goofy says hello, they 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:19.679 chose the Malor Mansion. Now, depending on one's perspective on this, 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:24.280 it's either a boutique luxury stay or a hostel with 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:28.840 really poor amenities. Right, So, now again people think I 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:31.520 don't love family. I love family, I really do. I 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:33.560 have to. I have to say that apparently every time 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:37.200 we do this podcast, Danny like a mantra, So cause 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:38.919 some of you, like you don't really like your family. 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:40.960 The way you were taking. No, I do, I do. 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:43.359 I'm not Hannibal Lecter. I'm not. I'm gonna you know, 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:46.960 that's not how obrate. But uh, I don't see them much. 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:50.000 As I've talked about over the years, They've scattered all 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:53.119 across the continental of the United States, like it's essentially 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:55.320 like Starbucks. My family, they're all over the place. I 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:58.040 got relatives in. I mean, I'm thinking abou how many 0:18:58.080 --> 0:18:59.919 states I know people that are I grew up with 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:03.560 that were cousins or aunts, uncles, well not really aunts 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:06.840 uncles they're kind of gone now, but cousins and my 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:09.399 brothers and all that. So I've got every time zone 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:13.639 covered except the Hawaii Alaska area that is not covered. 0:19:13.640 --> 0:19:16.879 But everything else I've got from the East Coast to 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:20.760 the Central time zone to the Mountain time zone. I 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:23.680 have a cousin in Denver, and then now we've got 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:26.520 obviously the West Coast completely covered as well. So it's 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:30.160 like I'm running a pilot program for Amtrak's relatives everywhere 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:33.240 across America. Like there I think they still have that. 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:36.920 Maybe they don't anyway. So my wife, God bless her, 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:39.919 she did not tell me stories about showering with her 0:19:39.920 --> 0:19:42.880 friends in junior high school, Danny. But she did decide 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:44.840 she wanted to be the hostess with the mostess again. 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:47.960 So she rolled out the red carpet and if she 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:50.520 could find a way to give you a mint on 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:54.600 the pillow at at Turndown service, she would do it. 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:56.679 I mean the whole thing. She treats our home as 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:59.800