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Speaker 1: Today, I ft up by drinking from the most vile

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Speaker 1: coffee cup in all of existence. What is it made of?

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Speaker 1: Is it made of just like human feces? Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: a regular coffee cup, but it just has some uh

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Speaker 1: some some noudgable things on it. Okay, okay, liness. This

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Speaker 1: literally happened this morning, and I'm cringing. So it's my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend's birthday today and his family always visits for his birthday.

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Speaker 1: Sit up late last night prepping for his birthday in

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Speaker 1: the balloons, banners, presidents, the whull shebang. Anyway, his family

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Speaker 1: arrived in the morning, so I woke up early to clean. Wow,

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Speaker 1: she's she's doing everything for real, I'm running on two

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Speaker 1: hours of sleep and don't have any time to chill.

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Speaker 1: His family arrived and I offer them a cup of

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Speaker 1: tea and everyone says yes, well making the tea. I

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Speaker 1: think I better make myself a cup of coffee because

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Speaker 1: I am so darn ti of course. Yeah. I grab

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Speaker 1: a random mug, not even thinking about it because it's

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Speaker 1: just a mug, like yeah, mug. Yeah. Anyway, fast forward

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Speaker 1: a couple of minutes later, when I'm standing in front

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Speaker 1: of everyone in the living room with my cup of

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Speaker 1: coffee in hand. As I'm talking, I notice everyone is

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Speaker 1: like super quiet, just staring at me and not saying anything. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I thought maybe i'd said something, but I couldn't think

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Speaker 1: of what I may have said that offended them. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't until my fiance was doing some weird eye contact

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Speaker 1: with me and then to the cup that I only

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Speaker 1: realized I'd been standing talking to my partner's whole family

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Speaker 1: with a mug in my hand that says nobody knows,

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Speaker 1: but I love anal. There's also a picture that has

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Speaker 1: a little peach on it for a little booty. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was mortified. I just stood there and in panic,

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Speaker 1: said that I didn't realize what the mug I was

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Speaker 1: holding was and it's just a bug and I just

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Speaker 1: like to drink coffee because my partner bought it for me.

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Speaker 1: And at this point everyone's awkwardly looking at the ground

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Speaker 1: and the walls. My mother in law is just staring

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Speaker 1: at my fiance. I went to the kitchen, ditched the

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Speaker 1: mug and stood there for a good five minutes, asking

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Speaker 1: why me, why, why? It's a funny assmug I like.

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Speaker 1: As the end