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Speaker 1: This is kiss f m alright. So back in two

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Speaker 1: thousand ish started doing this show before Tany and Sissany

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Speaker 1: Tubs bring her in called Little Ali. Here is an

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Speaker 1: example of Low Ali. Her fish passed away and she

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Speaker 1: wanted a refund. My goldfish passed away. Oh I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: So what's your warranty arrant? Since my fishes broke? Slash day?

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Speaker 1: Can I get a new one? It made me laugh

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Speaker 1: every time, and she did these calls on a regular

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Speaker 1: basis and people loved hearing Low Ali. And she was

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Speaker 1: ten or eleven years old back then. Now she's twenty

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Speaker 1: seven and a stand up comedian joining us. I know right,

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Speaker 1: I can't even believe it. Ali, how are you? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: As soon as you said seven, I was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my goodness. What do you remember about making those calls

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Speaker 1: at such a young age? You were like famous here

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Speaker 1: at ten year old? Yeah, I mean I was. I

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Speaker 1: think I was six when I first called you guys

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Speaker 1: and ended up getting the job completely randomly, And I

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Speaker 1: have such vivid memories of all of it. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember getting picked up from school early and getting

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Speaker 1: to go to the studio and I felt like such

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Speaker 1: a superstar. Everyone's like everyone at school was like, Ali's

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Speaker 1: going to Hollywood all He's going to Hollywood to talk

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Speaker 1: to Ryan, and I was like, you're right, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing my homework. We were talking about how it

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Speaker 1: all started, and I think it started organically because you

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Speaker 1: had called in early on, and then we're like, this

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Speaker 1: just started these calls and they really worked. I remember

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Speaker 1: you guys, uh described me using the word precocious, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm six years old. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that means. I hope that's a good thing. Um,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I remember I called randomly. I asked my

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Speaker 1: sister what to say on the radio, and she was like,

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Speaker 1: asked for Britney Sparce tickets, But I asked, you made

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Speaker 1: me sing a song. I was saying toxic at six

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Speaker 1: years old, I'm singing about the taste of your lips

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Speaker 1: and uh. And then you said that you had American

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Speaker 1: Idol tickets, not Britney Spierce tickets, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: like that exactly six years old. And then you're like.

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Speaker 1: You were like, where are your parents? And I was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's seven in the morning. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: who cares? So when did you start stand up? So, um,

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Speaker 1: I blame it all on on you. I didn't realize

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Speaker 1: that there was a career opportunity out of making frank

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Speaker 1: phone calls and you can't become a lawyer after that.

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Speaker 1: So I I got the idea in high school. I

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Speaker 1: started watching a lot of comedy. I would use my

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Speaker 1: sister's ID to get into the comedy clubs and uh,

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Speaker 1: and I just fell in love with it. So I

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Speaker 1: did my first open mic right after high school, and

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Speaker 1: I knew that that's what I want to do. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna play a little clip of some of your stand

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Speaker 1: up here to the pharmacy the other day and they

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Speaker 1: said my prescription was going to be seventy three dollars.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, Um, I kind of

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Speaker 1: like the seaster infection. Wow, I've heard that yet. I've

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Speaker 1: grown off, Bryan, I'm not cuts up. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: like so true too. I Yeah, I'm not a little

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Speaker 1: Alley anymore. I'm very much adult Alley. Now A right,

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Speaker 1: here's some more adult Alley. I don't know what this

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Speaker 1: clip is. Murder shows on my computer. That's all I do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would love Murder when it's not happening to us,

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Speaker 1: one of our favorite So how do you come up

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Speaker 1: with the material? Just real life? Just real life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm starting to talk a lot about my face, Emily.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember my dad, but he's

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Speaker 1: a very interesting guy. So just trying to pull from

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Speaker 1: real things and feelings and uh and yeah, it's it's

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Speaker 1: a weird process. But sometimes I'll just say something in

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Speaker 1: conversation and someone will laugh and I'll be like, maybe

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Speaker 1: there's something that also your delivery. Your delivery in a way,

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Speaker 1: is you have the same sort of delivery as you

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Speaker 1: always cadence from when you were a little girl. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's something like a little bit a little bit slow,

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Speaker 1: little mumbly. Everyone always asked me where I'm from, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm from Long Beach and they're like, the

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Speaker 1: interesting delivery. You've got to show at the Irvine Improv

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Speaker 1: tomorrow night. Tickets at Ali a l. I mckowski m

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Speaker 1: A c o F s k Y dot com. Are

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Speaker 1: you doing a lot of different shows? Yeah, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: going everywhere. I'm going to be in New York. I'm

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Speaker 1: on the East Coast coming up. Yeah, I'm kind of everywhere. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: it's so cool to be I'm literally sitting in the

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Speaker 1: same place I've been sitting for twenty years. You've made

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Speaker 1: a whole life and career out of what you started here.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. I am so happy for

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Speaker 1: you where I am. Thank you. Yeah, I love getting

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Speaker 1: to have that story. It's like you know when people

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Speaker 1: you first meet someone and they're like, what's the fun

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Speaker 1: fact about you? I'm like, oh, I got a good one.

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Speaker 1: I got a good one. Well, well we should have

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Speaker 1: keep following you and stay close and you know, keep

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Speaker 1: it up. Allie. It's so great to see you. Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Good to see you too. By. I mean, that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: She was six years old, calls in. Then she does

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Speaker 1: that segment I guess for years and now literally off

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Speaker 1: riding around material and she's funny. She should have a special,

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Speaker 1: a stand up special. Yeah, like on Netflix, right, like

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Speaker 1: Taylor Tomlinson. Taylor Tomlinson one of my favorites. They're like

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Speaker 1: the same age, doesn't Taylor twenty six talking about being

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Speaker 1: twenty five or twenty six. Well, it'd be cool to

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Speaker 1: have like a little documentary behind it, because is there

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Speaker 1: any like video of her going into the studio and

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Speaker 1: recording those and she's like a checked out of school

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Speaker 1: the fact that she couldn't record that stuff from home

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Speaker 1: like he had. She had a drive to holl from

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Speaker 1: Long Actually, not only that, I think we picked her up.

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Speaker 1: I think we sent car services sometimes to pick her

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Speaker 1: up to come in and it always be like we

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Speaker 1: the time, the school, all that stuff. Very very cool.

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