WEBVTT - BONUS: Shamrocks, Shots & Shenanigans 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:08.280 Hello, go, just welcome back to the Give Them Lhi 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:13.319 La podcast. It is the bonus episode Happy Saint Patrick's Day. 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:18.160 I'd be wearing I know tonight we will be getting 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:21.840 buck wild. We're having Nick and Joe over to fix 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:24.439 a nice Irish meal. 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:28.080 Yeah, what is it? Corn beef and cabbage. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:31.319 Something like that, and then I'm making green drinks, you know. 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:33.159 Yeah, we should make other stuff too. 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:35.559 Yeah, well you don't like that. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.600 I don't love corn beef and cabbage. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:43.080 Okay, well we'll make something else for I've always loved 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.880 Saint Patti's Day, and usually, like back in the day, 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:50.040 it was my best friend's birthday on Saint Patrick's Day, 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:55.400 and we would go up to Park City and stay 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.840 the night and just bar hop all of Main Street 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.600 and have the grit greatest time of our lives. And 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.800 we always went in the morning to the hotel and 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:09.160 we would get a little bit buzzed and lay in 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:13.400 the bed and watch like Lord of the Rings or 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:17.440 like Harry Potter before we got ready for the night 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:20.119 and would always order food to the room. 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:21.199 That was my get. 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:25.080 Ready, no matter if it's Saint Patti's Day or anything birthdays, yeah, 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:26.880 anything that you were. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:28.919 Going to like it was an event. 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.399 Yeah, that was my favorite by far, was like going 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:33.759 even a staycation. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:37.600 You go downtown and check into your hotel at News. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:40.720 Vacations are the best and you just back in. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.440 The day, Yeah, you'd have a little cocktail. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:44.520 We'd go down to the bar and grab a drink 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.520 and then go back up to the room and just chill. 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:48.000 Yeah, have a TV. 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:52.280 I know, do people get Saint Patrick's day off work 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.280 or no, They're just going to work super hungover on Tuesday. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:57.720 No. I think they're just super hungover on Tuesday. 0:01:57.840 --> 0:01:59.240 And I feel like it's just like a known thing 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:00.440 that everyone's going to feel that way. 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:05.200 Back in the day when I was working in Utah, yeah, 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.160 we we had like. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:07.720 A pot luck. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:11.040 Oh okay, it's fun, like green drinks and all of that, 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:14.440 and then they would let us, like they let everyone 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.960 go at like two so you could go and like 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.079 be with your family, go and do whatever you wanted, 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:20.920 and you were. 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:26.520 Expected to be back on Tuesday. A paper want, paper want. 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:29.399 It's kind of hard to get to work when you're 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.359 like hugging your porcelain front. 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.359 Right, and it's even harder when you're just at work 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.880 hugging your dusk, not even. 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.120 Working, the point of even making people come in if 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.440 they're not going like you actually don't have them come 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:42.000 in and just don't pay wasting. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:45.160 Money there is Like that was what I would do 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.800 if there was a drinking moment, I would look at 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:50.960 my PTO. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:55.079 Right right, what's PTO paid time off? 0:02:55.120 --> 0:03:00.080 See you've never had a fucking real job PTO, babe, paid. 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:04.480 Time I'm off. I know you guys know we love 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:05.160 some PTL. 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:14.800 Goddamn, that is so good, So I asked the podcast page. Yeah, 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.079 it doesn't have to be on Saint Patty's Day, but 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.400 when you think about Saint Patrick's Day, you think about 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:26.280 getting wasted hammud, yeah, Hamma for sure, you're out cold, 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:31.359 okay and puking green because they make everything green, right, 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:35.320 The bread is green, the butter is green. I don't 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.840 know if we should be consuming whatever dye that is, right, Yeah, 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:40.120 but we do, and it's fine. 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:40.720 We're all alive. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:44.640 And while here is the greatest is walking on the 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:48.880 streets either night or next morning and just seeing green 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:50.880 vomit everywhere. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:52.240 Repulsive. 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:55.320 So I just asked, I'm like, what are your drunken stories? 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:57.840 It doesn't have to be on Saint Patti's Day, because 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.320 there's a lot of other days in the year to 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:00.360 have funny shit happened. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.839 Oh, we're gonna learn about our our pod in here. 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:06.560 Hell yeah, we are in college. Found out we had 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.600 boys over the night before when we saw it on 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:14.000 their story. The amount of times that I've woken up 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:18.760 and been like wow, without this phone, I would have 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.640 no recollection of what any fast night. 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:22.279 That was my first thing. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.920 I don't know about anybody else, but like right when 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.920 Instagram was like I mean it came out when I 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:29.640 was in high school, but like when I was twenty one, 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.360 twenty two, twenty three, yeah, like. 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:33.520 Heavily drinking and going out. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.160 The first thing I would do is wake up and 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.640 go to Instagram and just tap through to see if 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:40.640 I was on anyone's or. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.480 To see if I posted anything. 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:47.160 Oh shame, the shame of the story and being like, oh, 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.800 my voice is so annoying. I thought I looked so cute, 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:52.560 and I look I was just drunk, ash shit, and 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.040 like I thought I looked so cute that I actually 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:58.960 saved the story to keep on my phone forever long ago. 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.360 No good, I don't do that, but I know a 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:03.800 lot of people will connect with that. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.800 Yeah, most chicks who use the filter. And then they're 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:10.440 like singing and you think all is well, and then 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:11.480 the next morning it. 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:16.360 Is cringeing being sober and going to events where like 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:20.640 drunk girls are like doing selfies. Yes, and they're drunk 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:24.520 and you can just see it, and yes, I'm an eavesdropper. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.719 I'll look at the phone and to see them, and 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.040 I know they're looking like I look so hot, and 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:32.359 I'm like, you need to open your eyeballs. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:35.360 Drunk puppet. I know that looks. I had it a many. 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:41.000 Times straight in the back and don't smile drunk It's like, 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:42.560 what are you doing out here? 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.000 The only thing worse than drunk girls thinking they look 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:47.000 cute is drunk boys thinking they look cute. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:50.279 There is nothing worse, Suicey, No, there is nothing worse 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.960 than seeing five dudes walking in a group to bars. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:58.960 They're all fucking horny and Eastern and they're horrible. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.800 Horrible humans. And college found out we had Oh I 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.000 read that already. It's like this sounds familiar. 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:06.400 I've read this chapter. 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:10.360 My birthday's March sixteenth, so I have many of these lol, 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:13.680 and one is we were doing a bar crawl and 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.480 on the way to the car to go home, I 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.960 had to pee and we were not going to make 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:22.600 it back to a bar, so my husband was like, hey, 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.920 just go pee in a bush, and since I can 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:28.799 barely walk straight, he was supposed to help me as well. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.640 He ends up not helping much because while I am 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:35.800 peeing in the bush by some apartments, I end up 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.960 falling into the bush. So I'm just there laughing, crying, 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:43.640 sitting in a bush full of re pea grass and 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:47.600 my own pee. At least this is so gross. At 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:50.000 least I make it home. He helps me shower and 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:53.440 gives me a good birthday present that my neighbors probably 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:57.080 heard me from the drunken oral pleasure I had received 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.120 ten out of ten nights. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:04.679 Woof cookie monster? Is that guy? Oh boy? 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:08.640 The fact that that whole experience got the two of 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:11.240 you rebbed up enough to want to touch each other after, 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.640 especially with your mouths, is wild. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.280 If I was like, you just fell in your pea, 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:20.120 We're giving this forty eight hours of sanitation. 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:23.400 Minimum, Yes minimum. You peed in a bush and then 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.640 fell into the bush you were peeing in. I'm solid 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:28.120 for a minute also out. 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:31.000 Oh she did say that they went home and got 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:34.400 cleaned up, so I guarantee when he got home. I 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:35.880 don't know if he was sober, but he was like, 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:38.120 all right, let's get every fucking It was. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:41.960 Her birthday, so she deserved it. I don't know. I 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.440 kind of am into it. So one time at a 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:47.640 work Christmas party, I drink a little too much. Last 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:51.400 thing I remember is doing a shot the tipping point, No. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:55.000 Last one, no good. It's like the last roller coaster. 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.720 You never get on it, no where. 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.760 You're like, I could beat down right now, go home, 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:05.040 Go home. It's one too many overserved. It's the tipping point. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:07.760 You're at the top of the mountain. Just stay right there. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:13.400 One more and you're off. Especially at a work party, 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:16.000 I always worried about Well, I never really had a job, 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:22.440 so I can't really eight pto here, but I can 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:26.000 imagine that that would be a scary place to be 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:29.480 where you get so wasted that you don't remember anything, 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.920 and that is how you pay your bills. Is that 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.840 job you just hope that everybody forgets. 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:39.080 I will say I've been a part of Christmas parties, 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:42.160 work events, and that's. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:45.199 Pretty much it. What do you mean they're. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:48.520 Getting hammered baby like all of my Like just to 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:52.400 let you know, there was a stage. Yeah, and ten 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:56.120 girls drunk. Okay, my Christmas party got up. Three of 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:57.360 them fell off the back. 0:08:58.480 --> 0:08:59.960 Oh no were they Okay? 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:00.640 They were fine. 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:05.320 But everybody's just drinking. But work parties, you don't understand. 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:09.559 Work is like family. Oh there more than you are 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.040 with your family, okay, eight to five, nine to five, six, 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:17.560 whatever it may be. I loved the people I worked with, right, 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.040 it was like family. So like for me to get 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:24.440 drunk with them, it was like, yeah, we're having fun, 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.559 like it because you work with them, and so you're like, oh, 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.920 we can't do And then you finally can go out 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:32.600 and have drinks with like your friends and family. 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.320 That you work with. It's like, I'm fucking going right, 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:36.640 And if you're. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.800 That wasted, you're not doing it on your own unless 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:39.080 you're me. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:46.319 No, no, you're rip roaring. Parties are wild, right, Ah, 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:48.200 we should throw one with the two of us. That'd 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:48.720 be great. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:50.880 Then none of us drink. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:52.839 That's all sad. 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:54.400 Not a one of us drink. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:55.560 We could have. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.720 I bought a shit ton of non alcoholic booze that 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:01.360 What was that one? 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:01.640 Though? 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:02.560 Which one? 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:03.839 The zero? 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:08.600 They're all zero? Oh, Hip zero, the champagne that we 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:13.080 got at Anna Jack Hip zero. There's a fabulous alcohol 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:16.880 Thai restaurant on Ventura called Ana Jack, and it is 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:22.840 so spectacular. But they have a somalier who's also like 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:27.800 top tier in non alcoholic wines, and he recommended this 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:31.920 champagne called Hip zero. I could not find it at 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:37.520 Benmo Bevmo. Good God. I tried to get Bevmo and 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:44.520 Venmo into and it was like brute. It was dry, 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.600 It gave you the bite. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:50.559 It was like drinking an actual champs Yeah. 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:51.760 Which is my most favorite thing. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:55.319 Like a bitter. I don't like a sweet like that tart. 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.800 Like, don't give me a non alcoholic bottle of wine 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.000 that makes me feel like I'm drinking Welch's grape juice. 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:02.880 If I wanted Walches grape juice, I would drink it. 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.280 I'm looking for something that is going to give me 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.320 a placebo effect. Anyway, we should do that. We could 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:12.960 throw a work party. One time I was drunk, I 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:17.920 was confused why chicken nuggets were different shapes. Sounds like 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:19.000 you were stoned. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:21.280 You were on something I would love to be on. 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:22.800 No, but I can relate to that. When you go 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.520 to McDonald's and the chicken nuggets are all different shapes 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:27.240 and you're like, how did this happen? 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.600 Really like high school smoking? 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.160 Yeah, that's why I'm like that you were drunk thinking this. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:42.560 You also smoked joint right, Yeah, that's a high thought. Yeah. 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.240 No, I'm having a thousand of them. 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.720 Well, it does make sense though, why you would think, 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.480 why are all of these chicken nuggets a different shape? 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:54.720 Cutouts different? Oh my god, I felt high for a sec. 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:57.080 I was drunk in a cab and threw up on 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:57.880 my arm to. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.240 Avoid the fly. 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:04.400 The fine of puking in a cab good aim. Can 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.160 I tell you a disgusting story? 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:07.480 I have one with you. 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:11.240 I'm not even gonna say the airline because I relate 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:18.840 to this. I was so wasted coming from Vegas back 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:23.480 to LA and I couldn't get the puke bag out 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:27.840 of the thing, so I just puked all over the floor. 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.240 I was in the window seat, there was someone in 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:33.800 the middle and on the end, and then I took 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.480 out all the magazines and just put them put them 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:40.120 on top of the puke and no one could uh 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:43.760 track who was there because this was an airline that. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:49.600 You don't you pick your seat on board. Thank god, 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.320 you're the reason why they're changing it. They're like, fuck, 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:52.880 give these. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.280 People, it's happened so long ago. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.439 Oh well, obviously you've been sober for six years. 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:01.800 Right, But it was I was. It's eight years ago. 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:06.960 Ago that open. I wasn't drinking. Highly anxious. 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:12.719 I was flying from Puerto Rico back home after a 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:14.760 work thing and I was just like anxious because I 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:18.040 was missing whatever it is. I got onto the plane 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:24.480 still anxious. No throw up bag. I had to dump 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:28.440 like I'm puking, dumping out my backpack on the floor. 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:33.000 And then I threw up in my backpack. I know away, 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.240 Oh I gave it to I walked it, gave it away. 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.080 Well, no, I gave it to like the flight attendant. 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.800 I was like, hey, I couldn't make the bag, so 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:41.520 I throw up in this if we can, and she 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.240 was like yeah, so she took it to the back 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.840 and then she was nice enough because I didn't have 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.600 a fucking backpack anymore, and yull, my shit's out. She 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.439 gave me like a delta. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.400 Like handbag all. 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:54.679 My stuff in it, but that and I was in 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:58.400 an uber drunk and I threw up into my hoodie 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:00.640 and then I had it like that and then when 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.760 I got out, I dumped it, took it off, through 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:03.920 it away because I wanted to. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:06.760 I didn't want that fine, and just. 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:08.680 Like that, I'm thrilled. I don't drink anymore. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:08.800 No. 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.360 Yeah, there are moments where I'm like, wow, it's great 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:12.120 to not feel like that. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.800 Yeah. There are moments where I'm like, I could really 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:18.040 really be down to feel that feeling. And then I 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.640 start walking myself through the process and I'm like, I 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:21.720 know how this story right. 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:24.480 And someone told me something that's stuck with me. Tell me, 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:29.440 and drinking is having today's and tomorrow's fun tonight. 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:35.760 Wow, no, see, not happening now. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:37.400 And that stuck with me, And I'm like, cause it 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:40.400 really is like you have number one, you don't remember anything. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.440 You're just having fun, I guess, and then your whole 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.520 day is a hangover. Ugh, don't miss it. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:47.960 I can't even think about that. With kids, I would 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:51.960 oh no, thank you. My favorite was a friend and 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:54.600 I were so drunk she fell asleep half in half 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:57.320 out the front door. I passed out on the stairs. 0:14:57.440 --> 0:15:01.160 My dad, who's a cop, hot up, dragged her in 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:04.160 the house and left her in the foyer and me 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:10.240 still on the stairs. Gangster. That dad, he's like, fuck this, He's. 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:12.200 Like, I deal with you. Motherfucker's only reason. 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.360 By the way, the only reason I'm pulling you into 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:15.880 the house is because I could get robbed if the 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:17.000 door stays open all night. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:18.760 And that's why you're in the foyer. I just pulled 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:20.360 you in just enough to lock this door. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:24.560 Not for your benefit but for my for safety. 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:26.440 In the home. And I love how like not a 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:29.240 blanket was put on any of them. Yeah, you're here. 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:33.280 You're here, You're safe. You know what, though, when I 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:36.000 was a drinker and a stoner, I still could not 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:40.359 go to bed without taking my face off. I probably 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:46.080 passed out without being able to remove my face maybe twice. 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.560 It gave me such anxiety. She even wasted. 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:50.120 Yep. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:54.200 I had to get in pajamas. I had to get cozy. Yeah, 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.840 because you're already feeling like shit, and I'm gonna feel 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.800 even worse if I wake up and I'm not cozy, 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:02.880 Like I can't just pass out of my trip. That 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:03.800 never happened to. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:05.600 Me seem like you know when you're with your friends 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.320 and they just walk in the house and like crash 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:13.200 on the couch, never hurt my teeth, brushed deodoran on, No, 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:13.680 that's true. 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:16.640 Wort's on for bed and then I can put myself 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:17.640 to bed. Yeah. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:19.880 But if I wake up in the clothes that I 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.520 just had an event in that, I have no idea 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.000 what I did. I'm going to wake up in that 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.360 men like in that mental exactly. 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:32.320 Where even on the night that the night before I 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:36.440 got fully sober, I was in the bath scrubbing the 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.640 remnants off of my body that were going to remind 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:42.880 me of that night. Yeah, I was definitely Even before 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:45.240 I would smoke weed. I knew to bathe because I 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.320 became one with the bet of the couch and I 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.920 brushed my teeth even though I knew that I was 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:53.200 getting prepared to have a muncha thon because I had 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.040 the munchies so bad when I was stoned. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.320 Same, but that was my best thing to get home drunk, 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:01.280 ash shit, get everything ready, brush my teeth, have my 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:06.600 little snacks on my bed. Yeah, I'd the pen totally, 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:10.200 and then I would just fall into his end the best. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:14.280 Slumber of life. Right dyed my hair blue because I 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:16.520 was trying to do just a little piece of it. 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:21.000 But then I rinsed it in the lake. Oh could 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:22.360 you imagine. 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:23.280 That's another trip to the salon. 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:25.800 How would that work? I think you have to wear 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:29.120 a cap, pull one strand through is what you would 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:33.000 do for one piece of blue hair. I got drunk 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:36.600 at a carry Underwood concert. Decided my seats were too 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:38.680 far away, so I walked right down to the front 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:41.160 row like I owned the place and plopped myself down. 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:43.760 I couldn't figure out why there were so many seats 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:46.879 open down there. Turns out it was for the season 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.560 ticket holders of the venue. The guy in front of 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:52.360 me turned around and said he knew these weren't my seats, 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:54.760 but he would cover for me. I had to use 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.280 the bathroom, so he offered to take me. So this 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:59.800 guy sounds nice, so I'd be able to get back in. 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:03.400 Turns out we got to use the fancy washrooms, and 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:06.160 then he showed me the free buffet and open bar. 0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:09.160 So glad drunk Sam is so confident because I ended 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:12.080 up having the best time. That guy sounds awesome and 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:15.600 also I relate to that because this person is Sam. 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:19.440 No, that's what I'm Yes, well that's. 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.239 What I do. Yeah, And there are times where I 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:25.280 think about like La La, especially drunk Lalla, and I'm like, 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.159 she's a badass. 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:31.199 When did I lose that when you put that at 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:31.439 the bar? 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:35.680 No, because I had it for a while after that, too, true, 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:36.760 there's something I. 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:37.400 Haven't lost it. 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:40.120 I think you're just in a different headspace right now 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:41.920 with kids and that will be back. 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:45.000 But I relate. And by the way, so cool of 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:46.800 that guy to be like, I know that these aren't 0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:49.560 your seats, but I just want to have a good time. 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:52.320 What they're not your seats, but no one's sitting there, 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:53.600 so no harm, no fun. 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:56.080 She said there were a bunch of empty Yeah, it's 0:18:56.240 --> 0:19:00.159 wild to just and like she said, I acted like 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:03.200 I own the place. If you walk in with confidence, yeah, 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:05.840 no one really will say anything if you're looking around, like, 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:10.400 are people like confidence speaks volumes? By the shit, they're 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:13.359 gonna be like maybe that person sold the ticket to 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:14.200 that girl. Y. 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:18.000 Yes, but I don't know why. I always I'm you 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:20.240 guys don't know this about me, But I am a 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:21.080 rule follower. 0:19:21.840 --> 0:19:23.480 No, you. I'm like, I. 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:25.600 Don't want to get in trouble. I don't want the smoke. 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:29.000 I just want to chill and live my best life. 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:30.600 And I don't want someone to come down and tell 0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:32.399 me that I can't do something, because then I go 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:36.600 oh and get away with it. Beat up my ex 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:40.080 best friend's boyfriend for cheating on her. You're a badass, 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:43.760 let's be friends. I drank so much one weekend. I 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:48.160 slept until six pm that Sunday. That sounds so horrendous 0:19:49.280 --> 0:19:50.359 and so depressing. 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.399 Yeah, I'm no. 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:59.080 I was beyond drunk at a WVU football game, amongst 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:01.359