WEBVTT - The Broken Recliner Chair

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran's phone tappens.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into your phone tapp Garrett, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you have? All right, Audrey's playing a phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>on her husband, George. The couple just bought, uh bought

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<v Speaker 2>a new house, and they hired a cleaning service to

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<v Speaker 2>clean up the house, and George is a little skeptical

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<v Speaker 2>of bringing strangers into the house, so Audrey thought it

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<v Speaker 2>would be a good time to play a phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>on him.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what happened as strangers come to clean the house.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're a part of this too, right, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>stranger here, you are a stranger.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hi, honey, hey, sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>Cleaning service came today. Okay, cool, one tiny little hit though,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's that big a deal. But he

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<v Speaker 4>broke your require?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's just I'm not really how do.

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<v Speaker 3>You break a share unless he's going.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, I wasn't there, but the guy was. He was

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<v Speaker 4>so apologetic because I mean, it looks like a poppy man.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope he feels better, he apologized. How the hell

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<v Speaker 3>they break that chair? You've gotta be kidding me. He

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<v Speaker 3>feels for that he does, I don't care if he

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<v Speaker 3>feels bad. How do they break it? Idiot's still there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's still here.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to talk to him, be nice. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll treat him like a comfy chair.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think kind of curious about the chair?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The chair? Is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Who am I talking to? Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Frederico.

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<v Speaker 3>Frederico, My wife tells me that you broke my recliner. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, some might say yes, but you know I look.

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<v Speaker 3>At say yes. Is it the same condition it was

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<v Speaker 3>when you got there?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but you broke my chair?

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<v Speaker 1>Funny story?

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing funny about this, Fredo Rico.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think time for a new chair maybe, But

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<v Speaker 1>jay's time.

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<v Speaker 3>For a new chair. I've had this share for fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>I wait abut ten soaking wet, and when I sat

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<v Speaker 2>down on it then collapse like a folding chair.

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<v Speaker 1>How can I help to sixty?

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<v Speaker 3>I was sitting in that thing every night for fifteen years,

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<v Speaker 3>take ten and a half, and it's never once even great.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was just trying to clean up the chair,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I was trying to get all the French

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<v Speaker 2>fries that I found on the side of it, out

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<v Speaker 2>of it so you could tell, you know, have a

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<v Speaker 2>nice chair. And when I went to go recline back,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that's all she wrote. Obviously you're not cleaning

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<v Speaker 2>up the food that I found in that chair.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's real business. And then you know that's

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<v Speaker 3>why we hired you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And I was doing my job and look at you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're putting this all on me because I was doing

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<v Speaker 2>my job.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm putting it on you pushing both the chair.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you want to see it that way, that's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>but you gotta see it from.

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<v Speaker 3>See it that way. I am gonna be there in

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<v Speaker 3>twenty minutes. If you are still there, I am gonna

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<v Speaker 3>tear you apart.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just grabbing a drink from the fridge. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>did you not hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm just saying things out of that house.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then where can I use the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 3>At least you're you're you're touching anything. You're touching my phone,

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<v Speaker 3>you George, get him out?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Audrey, do you mind if I just grab a

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<v Speaker 1>quick little bite?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey? Hey, hey, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a second.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a sandwich or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I god got if I call home, I'm listen. One

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<v Speaker 3>slice of roast beef. We're done, George, What why are

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<v Speaker 3>you on my phone?

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<v Speaker 2>There's just one thing we needed to straighten out before well.

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<v Speaker 2>I I just want to let you know that you

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<v Speaker 2>got phone tapped. My name is Garre from Elvis during

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<v Speaker 2>the morning show and your wife Audrey just phone tapped you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I hate you right now, pay back the bitch.