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Speaker 1: they touched down, I just landed in New York a
Speaker 1: couple of hours ago. My parents sent me photos of
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Speaker 1: God thank god, I flew out. What's important that you
Speaker 1: got out of there. I got out of there alive,
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Speaker 1: in time for our guests. Yes, just in time for
Speaker 1: our guests. We have, let's just say, and a real
Speaker 1: ally here today, a real ally, someone who protects us,
Speaker 1: someone who prides herself on her alley ship. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: just saw her at a show and she was rocking
Speaker 1: a Pride dress. She was telling me about this, and
Speaker 1: I knew that she was returning it and this I
Speaker 1: was like that ship she did not buy with the
Speaker 1: intention of keeping. That is for the show. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to get into this. Um Matt, let's go through
Speaker 1: the credits. Let's indeed go through the credits. So the
Speaker 1: next time you can see her ass on stage will
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Speaker 1: and the web series single Blonde Failure, which our friend
Speaker 1: Dave said, she's a star. She's a star. You know what.
Speaker 1: I I will very rarely ever watch someone's web series,
Speaker 1: someone especially someone's vanity web series. And I'm not saying
Speaker 1: vanity like pejoratively we can say that. But I've lasted
Speaker 1: through these episodes and I loved every single one of
Speaker 1: them so much. Guys, welcome car of Flies open. I
Speaker 1: would just like to say, I am shocked how quickly
Speaker 1: you guys started this. Pott, what do you mean? You
Speaker 1: guys were casually talking. Then Bo was like three too,
Speaker 1: wanting do you leave it all of the door? You
Speaker 1: come in you act professional, because girl, there were some
Speaker 1: ju ju in the room. I don't know what your
Speaker 1: problem is. Do you have just just getting off a
Speaker 1: plane energy? Yes, there's that also, but then like just
Speaker 1: low key you guys. Matt came late. I came a
Speaker 1: little bit late, and I think we were going to
Speaker 1: talk about I was. I was doing a really good
Speaker 1: job of holding it together. Listen, I have a great energy.
Speaker 1: I walked here. I have through Cobble Hill parts of
Speaker 1: Brooklyn I've never seen before. It's so nice and I'm
Speaker 1: happy to be here. And I had good energy. This
Speaker 1: is great energy. But no, we're It's like Carle is saying,
Speaker 1: we leave that at the door. We have it's only
Speaker 1: good energy from now on the door. Honey, you clocked in, Um,
Speaker 1: but I did. I just Scott. He came here in
Speaker 1: an Uber And let me tell you these ubers, No,
Speaker 1: not an Uber, take it back. I came here in
Speaker 1: a lift. Okay, okay, I support lift and great atmosphere
Speaker 1: in those cars. Sure, great atmosphere, and you're talking to
Speaker 1: a real lifter right here. But you can also say, no,
Speaker 1: it was Uber, and I'm off of it now. And
Speaker 1: the last I'm off of it. I got help and
Speaker 1: I'm done with it. Can I tell you about a
Speaker 1: horrid experience I had with Villa? Do you know what
Speaker 1: Villa is? I it's like an offshoot one of these.
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, and it's like much cheaper, but it's
Speaker 1: like a minivan service and it's only shares. But um,
Speaker 1: it's much cheaper. But I got I waited twenty minutes
Speaker 1: for one, because that's like normally how long you wait
Speaker 1: just for the cheaper price around around Flat Iron one
Speaker 1: night last week. And then I got into the car
Speaker 1: and the guy was like and I was a little
Speaker 1: hammered at this point, and the guy was like, well,
Speaker 1: you're going to Brooklyn. No no, no no, no no no,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to Brooklyn. That my shift sending right now,
Speaker 1: so get out. I'm like, I'm not new Brooklyn. I go, well,
Speaker 1: I just waited for you for fifteen minutes and you
Speaker 1: should have figured this out before. And he goes, he goes, well,
Speaker 1: hey man, why do you have to go to Brooklyn
Speaker 1: because I and then I said, because that's where I
Speaker 1: fucking live. I was I never get like rude with
Speaker 1: these with with like with like the help, I guess,
Speaker 1: but I'm just like I was just so angry and drunk,
Speaker 1: and I was like, because that's where I fucking lived, dude.
Speaker 1: And he was like, we'll get out of my car then,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, figure out a better fucking
Speaker 1: way to work, and then I just slammed his door.
Speaker 1: Figure out a better way to work rule number twenty
Speaker 1: two of culture. Figure out to work, you know, I
Speaker 1: yelled at an uber driver too, only once it was
Speaker 1: my it was my it was my one night I stripped. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to get into this. Okay. So, and I
Speaker 1: was leaving the strip club at like to thirty because
Speaker 1: I ran out of the trip. Yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 1: about this, I'll tell you. So I uber ubered home
Speaker 1: and my uber driver this was before No Bad No Wall,
Speaker 1: and so I was taking Uber and my uber driver
Speaker 1: was fun link asleep and so like every every like
Speaker 1: maybe every other minute was swerving. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: had I had to scream at him to keep him awake.
Speaker 1: I'm on the highway because I was stripping in queen
Speaker 1: I guess that's the truth. That's that's terrified. It is terrifying.
Speaker 1: But guess what all for this story? For the story, Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's backtrack. I'm actually disappointed to hear that you're
Speaker 1: not stripping anybody. I know. It was. It was a
Speaker 1: journey that I went on and it ended in Queen's
Speaker 1: Was this like, was this for like a human interest piece?
Speaker 1: Like was this for the c NBC thing? No, don't
Speaker 1: bring c and no, this was I've always been interested
Speaker 1: in the world of stripping and like any kind of
Speaker 1: sexual anything exchange for money. Yes, and so I used
Speaker 1: to a while ago. I used to get paid to date. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't actulean escort because I do believe, and maybe
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, but I do believe escorts, like there's somebody's date.
Speaker 1: But then I think sex is implied. This is not
Speaker 1: what happened. I was literally going on with dates with
Speaker 1: days with men either because they worked a lot and
Speaker 1: they maybe weren't attractive and even if they were online dating,
Speaker 1: maybe nobody would notice them, or they were socially awkward
Speaker 1: or anything like that. So I would go on dates
Speaker 1: with them and it would end there. I would never
Speaker 1: I never even kissed them. It was never implied that
Speaker 1: that sex was going to happen. Never, and I never
Speaker 1: felt like anyone was trying to. Um, yeah, it really
Speaker 1: that company some shifts, It's changed a lot, it's changed. Okay.
Speaker 1: So with that being the background, you wanted to parlay
Speaker 1: that into stripping. Well, so then I went on an
Speaker 1: interview to be a foot fetish model. That this was
Speaker 1: actually it was actually before I started getting paid today
Speaker 1: getting out one of my foot fetish interview. Um, it
Speaker 1: was like, um, seven years ago, and I got paid
Speaker 1: to date maybe like four years ago. But I've always
Speaker 1: been interested in stripping for so many reasons, and I've
Speaker 1: tried to write about this, but there isn't. I refused
Speaker 1: to have just one reason I wanted to strip, and
Speaker 1: the like my editors were like, no, we need to
Speaker 1: focus on this article, like is it about body image?
Speaker 1: Is it about powers? About insecurity? It's like it's about
Speaker 1: all of them. Yeah, so you'll read my book when
Speaker 1: it comes out in ten years and it will be
Speaker 1: in this. But I was, I'm just interested in all
Speaker 1: those dynamics like um, feeling powerful over men that I
Speaker 1: generally find disgusting, also feeling sexual, just a lot of
Speaker 1: making money. So so I've always been interested in stripping.
Speaker 1: And I've read two like kind of memoirs by strippers.
Speaker 1: The last one the last guy I dated me for
Speaker 1: my birthday, honestly, very considerate, very considerate that I really
Speaker 1: he knew me, and he said, I hope this inspires you,
Speaker 1: and so it did. And so a guy I was
Speaker 1: coaching improv um he d J at a strip club.
Speaker 1: And I'm too close with people I coach, I end
Speaker 1: up sucking them. You know, in cons it's consensual, but
Speaker 1: you know, I don't have a I'm not professional at all.
Speaker 1: Everyone's my friend, you know, I overshare all the time.
Speaker 1: So so I was telling them how I always wanted
Speaker 1: to try out stripping, and he was like, you know,
Speaker 1: you could come to my my club and I could
Speaker 1: introduce you to some girls. So maybe for six weeks
Speaker 1: every weekend I would text him and say, I'm going
Speaker 1: to your club this weekend, and I would never go.
Speaker 1: I was so intimidated. I've only even a strip club
Speaker 1: once and I was like a fish out of watch.
Speaker 1: Hated it. I felt uncomfortable, but I didn't want to
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable, so I wanted to conquer this. So what
Speaker 1: finally pushed you? Well, I just I was you know what.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm getting an uber and I'm putting
Speaker 1: I'm putting in the strip club's address and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to change it. And so I just went and like,
Speaker 1: this is what I want to do, so do it.
Speaker 1: So I went and it was it was really cool.
Speaker 1: He had all the bouncers like they knew I was coming.
Speaker 1: So he brought me to the DJ booth and I
Speaker 1: felt like v I p and there there were a
Speaker 1: couple of girls that came over because I guess he's
Speaker 1: a you know, he's nice. So all the girls like
Speaker 1: to talk to him. And they were all exactly who
Speaker 1: you think they are. They're like master's degree, mother's like
Speaker 1: smart women who are working it. And this girl came
Speaker 1: out to me super super sweet, and my friend kind
Speaker 1: of told her what was up, and she's like, she
Speaker 1: took me upstairs right then and there and like showed
Speaker 1: me some tricks. And I'm flexible. I was a cheerleader.
Speaker 1: I auditioned to be a CAB's answer and the next
Speaker 1: answer did not make either. But I just want you
Speaker 1: to know I know how to dance, I'm flexible. I
Speaker 1: do yoga, and I go to the gym. I ran marathon. Yes,
Speaker 1: I can't even the pole, forget about it. Getting on
Speaker 1: the pole is the hardest thing, having to be really strong.
Speaker 1: These women are acrobatic. Yeah, So she was showing me
Speaker 1: some stuff, and so she would like a couple of
Speaker 1: times in in like maybe the course of three weeks,
Speaker 1: four weeks, she had a pull at her apartment. So
Speaker 1: I would go to her apartment. I call her my
Speaker 1: stripper guru, and she would teach me some stuff. I
Speaker 1: was horrible. I got bruises, all over my body. And
Speaker 1: then one night she was like, you were going to
Speaker 1: audition at my club this night. Yes, And I was like,
Speaker 1: she's like, don't put it off anymore. You're not putting
Speaker 1: it off anymore. See you there. So my DJ friend
Speaker 1: told the management that I was coming in that night. Um,
Speaker 1: And and my supper guru had like instructed me what
Speaker 1: to get off of Amazon. So I had stripper heels,
Speaker 1: I had like a stripper thong and a dress and
Speaker 1: I auditioned and it's it's an audition is thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: You basically just take off your dress and go around
Speaker 1: the pole. And it was the most awkward thirty seconds
Speaker 1: of my life. But I'm like, I pulled it off.
Speaker 1: I pulled it off. So then the house mom come
Speaker 1: over to you. She's been watching you across the way
Speaker 1: and she comes over and um, she said, unfortunately, we
Speaker 1: can't take you. And that is a that was a
Speaker 1: blow myself a team because you think, like anyone can
Speaker 1: be a stripper, but I think it's going And I
Speaker 1: had just kind of broken up with the guy I
Speaker 1: was dating who got me this book, so I was
Speaker 1: like all this Megamonto was crying in Midtown was horrible.
Speaker 1: So I worked with her a couple more weeks and
Speaker 1: then the next weekend we went to three different strip
Speaker 1: clubs and we we landed on one in Queens who
Speaker 1: said we could work that night. Do you make money? No?
Speaker 1: We worked that night. I gave two lap dances. I
Speaker 1: kept on stripping over I mean tripping over my tripping
Speaker 1: over my heels, and it was like not got the
Speaker 1: first lap dance I gave it andn't even like what
Speaker 1: the hell I was doing? I know, but it was
Speaker 1: the second la dance I gave. He was like slapping
Speaker 1: me with money and I love but it just happened
Speaker 1: to be a slow night at the strip club. And
Speaker 1: the sure Guru, she's like a magician. She can make
Speaker 1: anyone talk to her and I couldn't. And so I've
Speaker 1: heard that you make most of your money between two
Speaker 1: and four a m. But we were there since like nine,
Speaker 1: and I just couldn't smile anymore. I just couldn't suck in.
Speaker 1: My ribs were hurting like it was. I couldn't talk
Speaker 1: to these guys anymore. And so you have to pay
Speaker 1: a house fee. But I had only done to lap dances,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm going to break even, So I
Speaker 1: just went into the bathroom like and just changed and
Speaker 1: ran out of there. So you didn't even you didn't
Speaker 1: even pay the house feed. No, I did not, Wow, Carly,
Speaker 1: I such respect. I just gave a monologue. That's my
Speaker 1: next one. That was insane. Also, like, kudos to you
Speaker 1: for having that experience, Like that's something that you It's
Speaker 1: like you can either sit at home and sit on
Speaker 1: your couch and like let life go on out there,
Speaker 1: or you can go strip in Queens. Yes, and it was.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so happy that I did it and
Speaker 1: that audition experience. I'm sorry that happened, and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: she came up to but like I would honestly rather
Speaker 1: it be that way almost, I would rather you just
Speaker 1: know right then and there like how you did or
Speaker 1: or was that like really harrowing and really you know,
Speaker 1: it was horrible because I had the best stripper at
Speaker 1: the club and also the DJ putting in a good
Speaker 1: word for me, And I had heard later that the
Speaker 1: house mom and one of the managers are married. But
Speaker 1: then the manager like had a thing with one of
Speaker 1: the strippers, so they were on a stripper freeze. So
Speaker 1: I had heard that they weren't hiring anyone. That's that's
Speaker 1: the title, that's the title of musical. But I didn't
Speaker 1: know that sone like you're rejecting me. My body sucks.
Speaker 1: I saw like there's not a man in the world
Speaker 1: that could pay me to sit on his lap, which
Speaker 1: is how I felt at the time. But now I've
Speaker 1: come out of it so much stronger. Yes, well wait,
Speaker 1: this was pretty recent. Yeah, this was um well, last summer.
Speaker 1: Yeah great, Oh my god, hasn't been that long. It's
Speaker 1: been that long. You wouldn't do it again? You would
Speaker 1: do it again. I think I would do it again.
Speaker 1: But just like for friends, just like a casual atmosphere.
Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely I want to. I mean, I
Speaker 1: love the idea of conquering things. It did make not
Speaker 1: that I had huge issues about my body, but there
Speaker 1: truly is nothing like just for hours running around naked
Speaker 1: or getting up on a pole and knowing you look
Speaker 1: like a fucking idiot. And the whole time I wasn't
Speaker 1: topless the whole time, but I was wearing like what
Speaker 1: I was wearing was my friend gave it to me.
Speaker 1: Because at each strip club, it's it's it's unspoken but
Speaker 1: there's a different vibe. So some strip clubs are like lacy,
Speaker 1: kind of longer dresses, some are like punky. Some this
Speaker 1: was like a very colorful. All the women were wearing
Speaker 1: a bright colored bikini. So I borrowed from my friend
Speaker 1: so a very small bikini top and then my thought long.
Speaker 1: So I was running around in that. But when you're
Speaker 1: on the pole, I mean, I wanted to take off
Speaker 1: my top, so I did, so I did, And was
Speaker 1: there any money made? I made? I think sixty dollars. Well,
Speaker 1: how many people were there? Not a lot? And like
Speaker 1: I said, I left at two and they were you
Speaker 1: don't make any money before too, So I gave two
Speaker 1: lap dances and then the tips I made when I
Speaker 1: was on the pole, I think. But I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: these women were at this strip club. They were all
Speaker 1: they all had a different body type than me, and
Speaker 1: that's what the men wanted. They wanted that body type,
Speaker 1: and they were all acrobatics on. The bar was very
Speaker 1: high and you could you could smell, Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: could smell how how new I was. You could smell
Speaker 1: how I just like literally, yes, you could literally smell
Speaker 1: my vagina smelled like new vagina. And just like my
Speaker 1: huge grin, like so eager to please the night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some guy just handed me a dollar as I walked
Speaker 1: by because he knew I was a baby. It was
Speaker 1: a pity tip. I'll take it. Sure are a lot
Speaker 1: of strip clubs like that, homogenized with body types in
Speaker 1: that way. This one was. It seems like you're saying
Speaker 1: that this one was like it was the same type
Speaker 1: and it was the same skill. But I feel like
Speaker 1: different strip clubs. I just want to go to a
Speaker 1: strip club where it's like they stomp around. I don't
Speaker 1: want them to do stuff I do. I do think,
Speaker 1: I do think. I think it depends on where the
Speaker 1: club is. So these were these were, um, mainly Spanish girls, awesome,
Speaker 1: huge butts, is what I'm trying to say. So. And
Speaker 1: then this other strip club we went to, which was
Speaker 1: called Pumps in Williams. That's definitely more hipster. That's just
Speaker 1: the vibe. So I would say the body type. God,
Speaker 1: I hate to say this, but this is how someone
Speaker 1: else would say it real, you know. And then the
Speaker 1: first club that I auditioned at, which was called Vivid,
Speaker 1: those were, I mean, they definitely had different definitely all
Speaker 1: different types of women. But the vibe was class here
Speaker 1: they you know, quote unquote class right, yeah, okay, let's
Speaker 1: go around. What's the type what's the vibe? We uh, well,
Speaker 1: let's say each of us opens are in strip club.
Speaker 1: What's the vibe? What's the type that we want to
Speaker 1: go for it? Okay, so my strip club is like,
Speaker 1: what's it called? And yes, please, well here's what it.
Speaker 1: Is it male strippers or is it female strippers? Both?
Speaker 1: It can be non binary strippers. Mine is Mine is
Speaker 1: a strip club for people that I just want to
Speaker 1: come in and have a fun experience. So everyone puts
Speaker 1: on three D goggles and everywhere it's like all the
Speaker 1: walls are like fun house walls, and you get led
Speaker 1: through and there's a narrative like where the clowns are,
Speaker 1: like what will happen to you by the end of
Speaker 1: strippers like their clowns in their clown makeup, but yeah,
Speaker 1: their dicks are hanging and their butts are all blue
Speaker 1: blue blooping around, and so there's a narrative and at
Speaker 1: the end and like during the evening, it's like a
Speaker 1: musical that you live in and the performance there's musical
Speaker 1: numbers are stripped teases and at the end there's like
Speaker 1: a big like narrative conclusion and all the clowns are
Speaker 1: like stripping. Um, that's that's cool, which sounds I think
Speaker 1: it's called duffun house, um, but also classy and sexy
Speaker 1: right right? Mine is um. Mine is just sleep No More.
Speaker 1: But everyone wears nipple clamps and it is like like
Speaker 1: defune house. It's very narrative, very immersive, um, and it's
Speaker 1: called Sleep No More Clamps. Okay. Mine is inspired by
Speaker 1: Katie Perry's teenage dream very cloud like clouds, angels, harps
Speaker 1: young girls. Yes, yes, the cover is outrageous. It's a
Speaker 1: hundred and a hundred and seventy five of that already
Speaker 1: goes to the girls. That's okay. And so lap dances
Speaker 1: usually they're twenty. At this place, they're fifty and the
Speaker 1: girls get to keep. Yeah, that's great. And where's the house?
Speaker 1: Is that? How lap dances work like you make a
Speaker 1: portion of your money and then you give some to
Speaker 1: the house. There's a cut. And also and also strip
Speaker 1: clubs work like the later in the night you get there,
Speaker 1: the more you have to pay. So that's why if
Speaker 1: you get there at like eight pm, you don't pay anything.
Speaker 1: But you're also not working until two am because nobody's
Speaker 1: really in there, right right, So yeah, teenage dream things.
Speaker 1: Are you doing sidework, you're marrying the ketchups, you're on
Speaker 1: your phone, or you're you're having you're actually having conversations
Speaker 1: with with the clients, okay, Or you're working on polt tricks.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so it's your training you're practicing, yeah, or
Speaker 1: you're doing drugs. And so mine's very like Heavenly and
Speaker 1: it's called teenage cream. Have a sense of humor this club,
Speaker 1: it's going to be funny too, Matt, don't in post
Speaker 1: humor on my club. Alright, Fine, I just think we
Speaker 1: all have a particular edge and that we could make
Speaker 1: comedy strip clubs. And no one's seen that yet, and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, let's let's just keep it on the table.
Speaker 1: I guess that's how strip clubs used to be, Like
Speaker 1: the girls were changing. They would there would be like
Speaker 1: don Riggles, have you heard about naked boys singing? Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, I back in the day was going on
Speaker 1: a couple of days with a guy that was one
Speaker 1: of the naked boys singing, and I wanted to come
Speaker 1: and he was like, no, don't come, it's not sexy.
Speaker 1: So I feel like maybe that means that that's like
Speaker 1: a comedy show. I think it's like, I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: like a review style kind of goofy kind of nudity.
Speaker 1: It's not like sexy. Why would Why wouldn't he want
Speaker 1: you to see it? Because I think we hadn't only
Speaker 1: seen we hadn't seen each other naked yet, so it
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want the first time excuse me
Speaker 1: naked to be like singing, like you know where the
Speaker 1: boys are? I hear that. I feel like naked boys
Speaker 1: singing is like seventy comedy show naked like nudity. I
Speaker 1: want to I want to perfect fifty balance. I think
Speaker 1: it's all percent fifty year old women in the audience
Speaker 1: like oh yeah, I'm pointing and gas like I'm here
Speaker 1: with my sister and my cousin and we never get
Speaker 1: to get together. We saw the show, we thought, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I just got divorced. Yeah, but it's good.
Speaker 1: It's good for her, that's yeah, that's the I mean.
Speaker 1: And there's no game, and it's not for game at
Speaker 1: at all. I don't think it is for game. I
Speaker 1: think I think the gay man. If they want to
Speaker 1: see naked man, they just hop on grinder a block
Speaker 1: away or like, yeah, they're insane. Oh my god, someone,
Speaker 1: have you been to that place? What's it called the Cock?
Speaker 1: He's asking and not me. Have you been to the car? No?
Speaker 1: I just want to clear if it's an exclusively gay clubs. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've never been there, But does what goes down what
Speaker 1: they say goes down really go down? And you don't
Speaker 1: want to go because there's like a ten dollar cover
Speaker 1: every night. It's not worth it. But the only time
Speaker 1: I went was before I think it closed down in
Speaker 1: like two thousand and eleven, and then it reopened recently.
Speaker 1: But the only time it was in two thousand and ten,
Speaker 1: I want to say. And I went in with my
Speaker 1: friend Kyle, and within five minutes of me being in there,
Speaker 1: some fucking shit faced like like idiot, just like stuck
Speaker 1: his tongue down my throat and I was like pushed
Speaker 1: him off. I was like, we're leaving. It's just it's
Speaker 1: not a good place. So um it lost culture ista
Speaker 1: like ship Post for the Cock. It's a terrible, terrible bar.
Speaker 1: We're here to shut them down and this isn't even
Speaker 1: like and I don't think so, honey, it's like it's
Speaker 1: a bad place anyway. Um, Carly, Let's ask you what
Speaker 1: we ask all of our guests, and this is the
Speaker 1: question it is. It's the question that really this whole
Speaker 1: you know, this whole cast centers around. It's what was
Speaker 1: the culture that made you say? Culture? Want that I
Speaker 1: understand the question. And I have a two part answer. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a feeling I know one. Oh yes, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you know the second part of my answer. But
Speaker 1: the first part is I went to school outside of
Speaker 1: my district, so on weekends I wasn't I didn't really
Speaker 1: play with the other kids because I didn't live by this.
Speaker 1: So my mom had us watch her favorite movies, which
Speaker 1: were Rocky, Horror Picture Show, Annie, The Sound of Music,
Speaker 1: Bye Bye Birdie, musical musicals, so I mean on repeat.
Speaker 1: Those were the couple of movies I watched all the time.
Speaker 1: And and and honestly, my mom, I got. My mom
Speaker 1: worked very hard, so she just wanted to watch TV
Speaker 1: on the weekends. And I just want you to know
Speaker 1: I was a very active child, but we watched TV
Speaker 1: a lot, so the musicals, but then my mom also
Speaker 1: loved MTV shows and think I knew you were going
Speaker 1: to say that. We watched the Real World road Rules.
Speaker 1: We watched like um Studs until my parents and I
Speaker 1: couldn't watch Studs anymore. And then my mom on Saturday
Speaker 1: nights would wake me up at eleven o'clock and we
Speaker 1: and my sisters and we would or just get my
Speaker 1: attention if I was awake, and we had this kind
Speaker 1: of like fold up mattress that we would unfold and
Speaker 1: she would make popcorn and we would watch Sarennite Live.
Speaker 1: So I feel like so much of who I am
Speaker 1: came from Saturdays, like watching these movies like I fell
Speaker 1: in love with theater, with music, with wanting to be
Speaker 1: a star, with wanting boys to like me, and then
Speaker 1: and then also comedy that's so funny. That is a
Speaker 1: very neat little that is the neatest, tightest Saturday night.
Speaker 1: Here's my cultural upbringing. We've had fold the fold up
Speaker 1: mastress on Saturday night. That I knew that you were
Speaker 1: going to say, like those Oh yes, yes, so that's
Speaker 1: what you thought. I was gonna set a certain don't
Speaker 1: call them a boy band. Okay, we debate, okay, but
Speaker 1: we'll get there. But the thing is like, yeah they were.
Speaker 1: That was such a moment for those shows like Next
Speaker 1: and Room Writers and all that ship. And I feel
Speaker 1: like if those shows were super big now, you'd be
Speaker 1: hosting all because I thank you for saying that, because
Speaker 1: I feel like and I feel like we need to
Speaker 1: make them. We need to bring them back. Okay, why
Speaker 1: not only for the sake of having Carley and philipin
Speaker 1: host them. Yes, well we we She needs to work, Yes,
Speaker 1: this girl, this girl needs to work, and we need
Speaker 1: semen on mattresses being seen by black lights again. But
Speaker 1: just to clarify, I'm not begging for the work, but
Speaker 1: I want to work. I want you to fulfill your destiny. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's all those TV shows And ironically it was
Speaker 1: all my mom who introduced in the movies. And so
Speaker 1: I never calocked you as a musical theater. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: keep it a secret. But I wasn't a musical improv
Speaker 1: team at the Magnet and the Pit. I loved musicals.
Speaker 1: My a I M screen name was Broadway BABYCF. I
Speaker 1: would never know that. Yeah, I can't sing that well
Speaker 1: and I just got But you never talked about theater. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was truly you know, my friends from my school
Speaker 1: are going to listen to this and they're going to
Speaker 1: think this is so funny that nobody knows. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean Annie, I love Annie so much. I that was
Speaker 1: the reason I fell in love with New York, like
Speaker 1: a little girl running around New York with a dog
Speaker 1: and no parents, Like that's literally what I wanted to
Speaker 1: be with. My my first boyfriend, Alan, he uh. We
Speaker 1: were together when I was in Cleveland and also together
Speaker 1: when I moved to New York and he was in
Speaker 1: Cleveland for Christmas one year he got me a locket
Speaker 1: that said maybe far Away and inside was a picture
Speaker 1: of him and Annie. When did he when he come out?
Speaker 1: He hasn't and he hasn't, and I don't think he's
Speaker 1: actually going to come out as gay. I think he's
Speaker 1: an okamon as a woman. Okay, cool, Really, what makes
Speaker 1: you say that? What makes say that? I feel like
Speaker 1: I already said his name and this and I shouldn't
Speaker 1: say anymore. And honestly, that's more respect I've given anyone
Speaker 1: I've ever done. So true. Okay, So I was expecting
Speaker 1: you to throw No, I can't. I mean, listen, Alan,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this, if we're off the mark,
Speaker 1: We're sorry, but if we are, then do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know what he does. I'm not saying his
Speaker 1: last name and the woman I'm dating he's dating. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm like, could you get a less obvious? Okay? Um?
Speaker 1: And so yeah, but anyway, I truly love love musicals. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So have you ever seen the show Funny Girl? Yes?
Speaker 1: My mom, Yes, my mom got me the soundtrack of it.
Speaker 1: That's another thing. My mom just like loved musicals. My
Speaker 1: dad is a musician, so he played in like the
Speaker 1: pit orchestra for some like local musicals. And my parents,
Speaker 1: like super super influenced me because my mom works the government,
Speaker 1: so she's like tough and she's like, you need to
Speaker 1: work hard at your career. But my dad's a musician
Speaker 1: and he's like he I mean, when I moved to
Speaker 1: New York, my dad played the mandolin every single night
Speaker 1: when I went to bed in the basement, but I
Speaker 1: could hear it throughout the throughout the whole house. When
Speaker 1: I moved to New York, I could hear it when
Speaker 1: I went to bed. My dad practiced music every single
Speaker 1: day and it wasn't even like you've got a practice music.
Speaker 1: So it was just ingrained in me, like if you
Speaker 1: want to get good at something you love to do,
Speaker 1: just do it all the time. And that is why
Speaker 1: I have excellent work ethic. Carly does have the best
Speaker 1: work ethic in the community, I think, and I think yeah,
Speaker 1: because I think that you see what you want and
Speaker 1: you act like it. Thank you, Like that's that's the
Speaker 1: entire car and thing. Yeah, this is what this is
Speaker 1: what it is. It's um, it's carly Anne always communicates
Speaker 1: what she is and why she does what she does,
Speaker 1: and people connect with her because they agree with what
Speaker 1: she believes in. And that is why carly En filled
Speaker 1: In will be president. I would definitely vote for you
Speaker 1: for president, really for sure, because I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like I know things would get done, and now
Speaker 1: that Donald Trump is president, I believe that you can
Speaker 1: be you know. Okay, So my mom works for the
Speaker 1: government in Ohio. So my older sister, her name is Kelly,
Speaker 1: but that's her nickname. Her full name is Kalina because
Speaker 1: my mom loved the name Kelly, but but wanted my
Speaker 1: my sister to be first woman president and she said
Speaker 1: no one would take her seriously with a name like Kelly.
Speaker 1: That is such a gendered thing too. I thought about
Speaker 1: that before, like some female names just sounding very female
Speaker 1: like and thinking in your head as you're raising that child, like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: what are people going to think of the fact that
Speaker 1: I have a Brittany as my daughter, or like, you know,
Speaker 1: my sister's name is Chelsea, which is like very feminine,
Speaker 1: I think, and with male names, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: this is like a white like come from a masculine
Speaker 1: type thing. But everyone's name is like John and Anthony
Speaker 1: and Matthew and Christopher, and they're like, oh, I get you.
Speaker 1: My name is also John. Yeah, you're late, And I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just a it's a very interesting thing
Speaker 1: to think what you're given when you're given your name
Speaker 1: and when you're a woman. That's very interesting that your
Speaker 1: mom was thinking that way. Yeah. I mean my mom
Speaker 1: went to boot camp when she was eighteen and then
Speaker 1: went immediately into the Navy and then work for the
Speaker 1: coast Guard and then continued school. I have two sisters
Speaker 1: were very close in age. Win to night classes brought
Speaker 1: me and night very young sisters like maybe five, seven
Speaker 1: and nine, and we would color in the lobby. Well,
Speaker 1: my mom was in class and she would just come
Speaker 1: out like every half an hour and check on. My
Speaker 1: mom really worked her ass off. I think when you
Speaker 1: write your book and like it will happen, I think
Speaker 1: you have to like talk about these moments as like
Speaker 1: sexual empowerment and relate it back to you having this
Speaker 1: strong female figure in your life. Yes, but I will
Speaker 1: also say my mother has caused let's just say, for
Speaker 1: me to talk a lot in therapy. And I guess
Speaker 1: that absolutely every parent, they give you the best of
Speaker 1: you and they give you the worst of you know.
Speaker 1: I say this all the time because so my parents
Speaker 1: have you know, they It was very hard for me
Speaker 1: because they've never said that they were proud of me.
Speaker 1: And I felt like I was like setting up goals
Speaker 1: and knocking them down my whole life. And they never
Speaker 1: were like, we're proud of you, and they never said
Speaker 1: we love you. And it caused so much just grief
Speaker 1: and sadness and emotional turmoil my whole entire life. Now
Speaker 1: it causes problems. It's in my new solo show that
Speaker 1: I'm writing. This doesn't mean I'm going to be your
Speaker 1: boyfriend coming up coming soon to a theater near you,
Speaker 1: But but I've just recently learned that them acting like
Speaker 1: my accomplishments weren't a big deal has made me realize, like,
Speaker 1: I'm just always going to pomplish things like my parents
Speaker 1: thought it was so normal, like oh, for you to
Speaker 1: move to New York, for you to become captain of
Speaker 1: the cheerleading squad, for you to do this that it's
Speaker 1: of course, we knew you were always going to do it.
Speaker 1: And it has sucked me up my whole life until
Speaker 1: like I've realized it maybe a year ago. Then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is why I'm so confident though, because it was
Speaker 1: never made a big deal, it was always expected. It's
Speaker 1: really interesting. I relate to that so much, Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: because yeah, like I was just home this weekend with
Speaker 1: my parents and it was and I was thinking, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I was like, there are really very
Speaker 1: few things in my field of work that I would
Speaker 1: do that would mean anything to them, just by virtue
Speaker 1: of them being like immigrants, and by virtue of them
Speaker 1: sort of not really connecting on any level with like
Speaker 1: comedy and as as like an art form. And so
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, that kind of sucks, Like
Speaker 1: the only the only things that would mean anything to
Speaker 1: them would be like jfl or like like like some
Speaker 1: other like like there's just I'm just saying this. It's
Speaker 1: a very small pool of stuff. And so for you
Speaker 1: to say like, well, uh, that just means that you're
Speaker 1: going to keep accomplishing things because that's the norm. I
Speaker 1: think that's I think that's I think that's probably what
Speaker 1: drives some some of what I do too. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, this, I'll just keep turning stuff out
Speaker 1: because it's like it's it's it's what I know, and
Speaker 1: it's like and there's and the only reward is not
Speaker 1: someone saying I'm proud of you. It's just to do
Speaker 1: it for the sake of doing it, which is I
Speaker 1: think is really value. This is really interesting to think about,
Speaker 1: like because now I'm thinking about it for myself and
Speaker 1: I'm very result oriented because all throughout my life, like
Speaker 1: when I did something good, my parents did praise me,
Speaker 1: but when I did something bad, I got read for filth.
Speaker 1: Like when my dad felt like I wasn't putting my
Speaker 1: best effort, he let me know and didn't stop letting
Speaker 1: me know, like very hands on, like with athletics and
Speaker 1: then with school and academics because creatively I wasn't you know,
Speaker 1: ignited yet that didn't happen until I was in college
Speaker 1: and stuff. But in terms of sports, and in terms
Speaker 1: of school, and in terms of being a person in
Speaker 1: the world, it was like, when you did the right thing,
Speaker 1: you were really praised in my house, but when you
Speaker 1: did the wrong thing, it was like you no better
Speaker 1: get out of my sight. It was like very much
Speaker 1: the extremes. And do you think it's helped you but
Speaker 1: also hurt you now as an adult or see? I
Speaker 1: think I think you have to look at all of
Speaker 1: these things of strengths at this point because now it
Speaker 1: doesn't even really matter. It already happens. Well, I think
Speaker 1: like the three of us sit here like as the
Speaker 1: result of our upbringings. You know what I mean, and
Speaker 1: you have what you have now and you can't go
Speaker 1: back and change it. All you can do is learn
Speaker 1: from it. And so therefore you have to say all
Speaker 1: these things. In my personality, I'm just going to consider
Speaker 1: them strength. Yeah, you're definitely awed. I definitely agree with it,
Speaker 1: just in my personal situation, like I have a belief
Speaker 1: that I will succeed. I get stressed out sometimes, but
Speaker 1: I have a belief that I will succeed in in
Speaker 1: my career and I act like it and I manifest
Speaker 1: sit and it is coming through. But I also have
Speaker 1: a belief and it's a belief that I've learned and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to and learn it. I know it's not
Speaker 1: logical that I won't be loved, and that's what my
Speaker 1: that's what my new show. That doesn't mean I'm going
Speaker 1: to be your boyfriend is about. It's and it's it's
Speaker 1: not logical and any and I love my It's not
Speaker 1: about loving myself or having self esteem. It's it's someone
Speaker 1: reinforced the belief in me that I wasn't going to
Speaker 1: be loved and I wasn't going to be chosen. And
Speaker 1: it's so yes, I agree that it's a strength, but
Speaker 1: it's also it's it's hard. Hard. I mean, however you're raised,
Speaker 1: however you're raised, you deal with positive and negatives of
Speaker 1: that when you grow up and you just have to
Speaker 1: face it. But anyway, so my second, well, let's we
Speaker 1: actually have to take a break. And this is like
Speaker 1: so fascinating. We aren't peeling back all the layers. I'm
Speaker 1: really excited about this kind versation. And yes there is
Speaker 1: a certain well, well, I won't say boy band, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, We'll say a band, will say the original
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Speaker 1: are and um we tease you, We teased you before
Speaker 1: we um took a little break for a little bit
Speaker 1: of our offer um with the certain band that Curly.
Speaker 1: So part two of my introduction into my culture. So
Speaker 1: when seven um, specifically April, which is my Internet password,
Speaker 1: a song came out and I heard it in the
Speaker 1: morning and I couldn't concentrate all day. I had this
Speaker 1: song in my head. But of course I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the fund is this song? And so I went home
Speaker 1: and I listened to the radio the whole night, and
Speaker 1: I had a blank cassette tape and any time this
Speaker 1: song came on, I record it. And of course that
Speaker 1: song was and I had a blank cassette tape that
Speaker 1: I filled up front and backside A and B side
Speaker 1: with just MOB on repeat because I needed it. I
Speaker 1: needed it. And you couldn't even just rewind the tape
Speaker 1: back to listen to whatever. It wasn't that it was
Speaker 1: just the impulse to want to save it. I can't.
Speaker 1: It's hard to explain that song is powerful. When that
Speaker 1: song came out and the video came out, I lost
Speaker 1: my mind. I was like, this is the catchy, Like
Speaker 1: this is the catchiest song I've ever heard of it.
Speaker 1: It is such a good song. And the lyrics they're
Speaker 1: they're I mean, they're typical hands and they're pretty cheesy,
Speaker 1: and the rhyme scheme is like almost too perfect, but
Speaker 1: the lyrics are way way ahead of their time. So
Speaker 1: the song is about how you have so many relationships
Speaker 1: in this life, only one or two will last. So
Speaker 1: you go through all these things with these people, but
Speaker 1: in the end, who's going to really be there? People
Speaker 1: come in and out of our lives boplusion in conclusion, Bob,
Speaker 1: you know what, that was definitely a time in pop
Speaker 1: music when it was just the made up word. Yeah. Yes.
Speaker 1: And also Hanson is very influenced by just jazz and
Speaker 1: bop she bop, and so they were really sad. They
Speaker 1: were scadding. You know, you didn't ask for this, but
Speaker 1: there I'll tell you their Their father, Walker Hanson, was
Speaker 1: in that oil industry is so handsOn it in Venezuela
Speaker 1: and a few other countries and only had a few
Speaker 1: cassette tapes to take with them. So they listened to
Speaker 1: these like fop sheepop and and and songs and like
Speaker 1: codas dreading and um musicians like those. And they they
Speaker 1: played their songs back and they learned how to be
Speaker 1: a band. Carly Enfield in a true culturalista, specifically for Hanson.
Speaker 1: I loved us. Oh my gosh, I love Hanson. I've
Speaker 1: been to twenty one concerts one I saw them live
Speaker 1: one time on Conan. We did. We went to a
Speaker 1: live taping of Conan and they were the musical guest
Speaker 1: and they were great. They looked good too. They are
Speaker 1: so good live. They're just one that's like, yes, but
Speaker 1: they've been out. They came out in seven it's been
Speaker 1: twenty years. Happy twenty anniversary to celebrate. On just last week,
Speaker 1: I came out with a new single and they're going
Speaker 1: out on a tour right now. And I have to
Speaker 1: say this. I have to say this. The New York
Speaker 1: concert which is happening in the fall. I believe September
Speaker 1: sold out in a matter of minute. Really, and I
Speaker 1: know you have a far reaching Okay, And I would
Speaker 1: like to say I did not get tickets for their
Speaker 1: New York show in September, and I already emailed Cosmo
Speaker 1: my connections at Cosmos. I forget um, but I need,
Speaker 1: I need to go. And I just would never want
Speaker 1: to know that I have extremely great interviewing skills and
Speaker 1: I can interview them for you. Okay, So you guys,
Speaker 1: I'm working, I can work. Listen listen up. She comes
Speaker 1: highly recommended by the by lots called the Resta's Carly
Speaker 1: and Film. If you have a connect for for Hansen's
Speaker 1: September concert in New York City, she will do such
Speaker 1: a conduct, such a good interview with Get Carly to
Speaker 1: hansont Carly to Hanson. I'm ready to start the movement.
Speaker 1: You deserve to go thing where it's like you've made
Speaker 1: a commitment to them. Yes, like that, you should be
Speaker 1: able to see them for free for it. Not to
Speaker 1: downplay I have made a comm it mint, but I
Speaker 1: will say one concerts for a for being a fan
Speaker 1: for twenty years is at the bottom of what these
Speaker 1: fans do. And you're only two years old. I'm twenty two,
Speaker 1: twenty two today, happy birthday. I'm surprised that they sold
Speaker 1: out in such in such a short time they play.
Speaker 1: They're playing smaller venues now, but they do have an
Speaker 1: extreme fan they truly do. You're like one of four
Speaker 1: or five people I know that are fanatical about them,
Speaker 1: like their their fans are no joke. They're no joke.
Speaker 1: What I mean? I met them and I sobbed like
Speaker 1: a baby. Um nineteen Well, I had met them in
Speaker 1: Passing likening their autograph, but I got backstage, took a
Speaker 1: picture with them in a gazebo, listen to their their
Speaker 1: sound check and they're so nice. Of course I just
Speaker 1: wrote about hands and because their new single came out
Speaker 1: and I love it, and you know, and honestly, I
Speaker 1: think about this a lot. When I listened to this
Speaker 1: podcast I really do, because you guys, you know, you
Speaker 1: take like you have these people on your show, and
Speaker 1: in some way or another they feel i don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit of a like an outsider, they
Speaker 1: were different or something. And then they come to you, guys,
Speaker 1: and you're like, no, we all loved that, you know,
Speaker 1: And so this is I'm not, this is nothing. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not comparing myself to people less privileged than me,
Speaker 1: although I can, and it would be funny, but I'm
Speaker 1: not hearing it right now. But I loved Hanson as
Speaker 1: like an awkward little girl, and I was made it
Speaker 1: fun of so much, even like going to adulthood. And
Speaker 1: then I like, I'm an adult, and I realized, why
Speaker 1: are people looking making fun of the fact that I
Speaker 1: love handsOn. But I had someone a couple of years
Speaker 1: asked me, like four years ago, someone in the community,
Speaker 1: just just saying what Hanson, Like, how is your favorite
Speaker 1: made hands Like? Why do you like them? And the
Speaker 1: response I gave them, which I surprised myself, I said,
Speaker 1: you know, Hanson has always been there for me. You know,
Speaker 1: Hanson has always been there whenever I needed to be happy,
Speaker 1: or when I need to cry or just like every
Speaker 1: life moment I've had, handsOn has been involved. No, I
Speaker 1: get that, I get that a lot. You know, this
Speaker 1: is so insane, But that person for me is Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 1: I remember, like everything I was going through. I listen
Speaker 1: to her music everything. When I was in high school
Speaker 1: and no one knew who I really was, I fucking
Speaker 1: rocked breakaway. I would blow that ship out. And when
Speaker 1: when I first didn't have any friends, when I was
Speaker 1: in middle school and she won American Idol, just seeing
Speaker 1: her beloved by everyone for who she was. I was
Speaker 1: just like watching her be her authentic self and she
Speaker 1: was so talented and America just fell in love with her.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, like that's really inspiring. One day
Speaker 1: I'll be myself. And then I really started to find humor,
Speaker 1: like just I don't know what it was about sitting
Speaker 1: and that might say something about me. Only when I
Speaker 1: saw this, like twenty one year old girl from Texas
Speaker 1: hoisted up on a reality show, did I know oh
Speaker 1: self worth? Like it must be something to that. But
Speaker 1: like and when I first got into TISH, when I
Speaker 1: first transferred into TISH was right when all I ever
Speaker 1: wanted came out and I listened to the song ready
Speaker 1: off That all the time, Like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: can just pinpoint so many moments in my life where
Speaker 1: there was a specific artist that, like I can pinpoint
Speaker 1: and I totally identify with that. For me, acting wise,
Speaker 1: it's Kirsten duncet Um. I do think him has taken
Speaker 1: a page from Hanson long Hair specifically Long Hair. Does
Speaker 1: Time have other siblings because Hans does. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but Hanson does. How many things? A
Speaker 1: brother and three sisters? Oh wow? And why aren't they involved?
Speaker 1: What do they do well? They weren't bored when when
Speaker 1: Hans started, you know, Zach was like eleven when he
Speaker 1: played in the Grand Muse. I think, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Can you imagine being eleven years old? And
Speaker 1: also even before the Middle of Nowhere came out album
Speaker 1: the first national album, but they had two albums that
Speaker 1: they recorded before a local album. So do you think
Speaker 1: that their dad was do you do you get any
Speaker 1: sense of stage parenting? Their their dad talked to me. No,
Speaker 1: I think their dad came up to Walt Walker Walker
Speaker 1: their their dad came up to my sister and I
Speaker 1: like years ago. Also Another reason why Hanson um was
Speaker 1: my introduction to culture was because I was in Tiger Beat.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those like I did have truly
Speaker 1: had my bedroom plastered, the ceiling, all walls Hanson. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: My dad had to call in and one an album
Speaker 1: off of the radio for me. We made a fanatic video.
Speaker 1: I loved them. What was the question? Walker? Okay? So
Speaker 1: we came up to me and my sister and he
Speaker 1: was like, you guys aren't twins but your sisters right?
Speaker 1: And we were like, no, Walker, No, they I think
Speaker 1: they are kind of they are religious. You know, they
Speaker 1: all the hands in their new video, their actual all
Speaker 1: their kids lip sync the song and it's pretty cute. Um. No,
Speaker 1: I don't get a sense of stage parents, and in fact,
Speaker 1: I get very liberal parents that believe in uh family.
Speaker 1: And they were like, do whatever you want. They were
Speaker 1: homeschooled because they moved a lot and they're from Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: But no, I get I know, no sense of I
Speaker 1: remember when there sound like turned around and they released
Speaker 1: that song Penny and that really there's their Their sound
Speaker 1: turned around more after that, and that's why I liked
Speaker 1: their new song I Was Born. It's a throwback to
Speaker 1: classic pop. Hanson like it. I I was born an
Speaker 1: NBR just raved about it. Everyone checking out, I gotta
Speaker 1: listen to it. I haven't heard it yet. I feel
Speaker 1: like you are being the true culturesta right now and
Speaker 1: teaching us rule number fifty of culture. Sometimes you teach us,
Speaker 1: and maybe right now is a good time to bring
Speaker 1: up the text message that said that's that I said.
Speaker 1: I screened atted that said, I'm scared to have you
Speaker 1: on the podcast because by the end one of us
Speaker 1: will be replaced. Honestly, I I stand by that. I
Speaker 1: think by the end of that will be replaced by
Speaker 1: I feel threatened by you for that, and also Pat Regan,
Speaker 1: Oh are threatened by Pat. He knows way more about
Speaker 1: pop culture than I. Well, recently he texted me and
Speaker 1: was like, what can you please break down for me?
Speaker 1: Who's a better singer to Taylor Swift or Katy Perry?
Speaker 1: And I broke it down for him. And so then
Speaker 1: you don't feel threatened by him because you taught him something. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Like you, you said that he
Speaker 1: knows more than anybody, but he needs to get up
Speaker 1: to date on his pop culture princess, but he's trying.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he doesn't sneaky, he's being sneaking. And
Speaker 1: I will say when Pat was on, it really felt
Speaker 1: like it was it became the Pat Regan Show, which
Speaker 1: was kind of brilliant and it was and and like
Speaker 1: Bowen reached out to me, it was like, should Pat beyond?
Speaker 1: I was like, every up Pat villain is like a
Speaker 1: guest host, like for like a few episodes. But I
Speaker 1: feel like that's just that's just chaos, that's just inviting chaos.
Speaker 1: I've had written in my notes like we're going to
Speaker 1: do a couple of special episodes coming up with themes,
Speaker 1: and then I just have one of them is just
Speaker 1: Pat Reagan returns. And he won the Lifetime the Culture Award.
Speaker 1: You know what, we all we all have our own
Speaker 1: slice of culture, and none of us are better or worse. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Pat knows a lot of facts about what's going on today.
Speaker 1: But does he know that hands in his four siblings,
Speaker 1: he doesn't can guarantee he does not that Pat will
Speaker 1: school any any of us about pretty little liars. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think Pat is the is like upddate of today.
Speaker 1: He knows what's happening tomorrow. My pop culture reference is
Speaker 1: mainly in the nineties. I do love, I do, I
Speaker 1: do a lot of love, a lot of culture things today.
Speaker 1: But you are you're the worst sentence. I understood the sentiment.
Speaker 1: I do nineties but culture today. I'm a radio host.
Speaker 1: I mean, but Carly Anne is not one of these
Speaker 1: fair weather and nineties fans like she she knows the
Speaker 1: minute the question. I'm nervous. When I first met you
Speaker 1: in story parts. We all met in story parts, which
Speaker 1: to me, it's so funny. That's the way I met
Speaker 1: you with story parts, just because I don't think of
Speaker 1: our relationship now in any story parts, not at all.
Speaker 1: But that's how we met, like doing like I do,
Speaker 1: goofy stories. Yeah, and we had to walk up that
Speaker 1: really seep hill. She went to this school in the
Speaker 1: Bronx and the hill. It was a mountain and we
Speaker 1: were the last. It was like, it's like six people
Speaker 1: in a group when you go do shows the story
Speaker 1: parts in an elementary school, it's like a small cast
Speaker 1: that goes in shout the stories for the kids. And
Speaker 1: we're based in Middown, Manhattan. So we took the subway
Speaker 1: up to the Bronx to do a show at the
Speaker 1: school and the subways at the bottom of this gigantic hill,
Speaker 1: and I think this maybe was our first real body
Speaker 1: when everyone was so far ahead of us and we're
Speaker 1: just like dragging ours and I'm athletic. I go to
Speaker 1: the gym she was, and we were just telling ourselves that.
Speaker 1: It was like, you have two options. You can, like,
Speaker 1: we can talk about how bad the situation we're in is,
Speaker 1: or we can just like try to distract ourselves. Carly
Speaker 1: was down to talk about it. She was like, so long,
Speaker 1: this is the steepest that I've ever known. This, it
Speaker 1: will not stop. I think we're reaching the sky. But
Speaker 1: truly that it was part of the Appalachian Mountains. I'm convinced,
Speaker 1: And honestly she continued to bring it up to this
Speaker 1: day and then we'd walk all the way down and
Speaker 1: for some reason that was just as hard. But Francisco,
Speaker 1: what caught me on this topic. I said, story parts
Speaker 1: of Sorry Pirates is how we met. You said it
Speaker 1: was odd that we met that way. Sorry, I brought
Speaker 1: the hill again. Like the first time I met you,
Speaker 1: we were talking about Hansen. The first time we were
Speaker 1: really interacting. I said, and then Carly Anne is going
Speaker 1: to go over here. And you looked at me and
Speaker 1: you were like Carly, and Boen just referred to you
Speaker 1: as Carly Anne. But you are Carly Anne Philbin. So
Speaker 1: I want to know who are you? Really? Are you
Speaker 1: Carly Anne Philibin or are you Carly Philbin? And there's
Speaker 1: sometimes an Anne talk to us, wow, and maybe this
Speaker 1: will open up a new emotional It will because I
Speaker 1: was Carly Philiban until I moved to New York, and
Speaker 1: I wanted I needed to reclaim a part of my
Speaker 1: identity that I had lost, so I became Carly Anne Philban.
Speaker 1: I've always been attached to my name. My older sister
Speaker 1: is Kalina Marie. My younger sister, Ivy Tyler. With a
Speaker 1: name like Carly, I felt like a like honking home
Speaker 1: born in the middle. She's by the way, by the way,
Speaker 1: iv Tyler Philman is the coolest person anyone will ever know.
Speaker 1: She's truly the coolest person. How did how could you
Speaker 1: not be? In guess what I'll say. I'll say it
Speaker 1: proud of my sister's queer. I'm an ally, but I'll
Speaker 1: just say so I started Carly and Philman when I
Speaker 1: moved to New York and I would like to start
Speaker 1: going by Carly Anne. That must have been just like
Speaker 1: a fun joke because I wanted to be sassy, probably
Speaker 1: because I wanted you to like me, and me because
Speaker 1: I was in bed rood, because I just walked up
Speaker 1: a mountain. But anyone, now, anyone who calls me. And
Speaker 1: also I get asked Peter mccerney a lot of my
Speaker 1: first year notes where Carly is fun but sassy, not
Speaker 1: a morning person. I was in the next room when
Speaker 1: Carly was getting like her notes from the year, and
Speaker 1: she there was this like he was like, Okay, here
Speaker 1: are your notes, and then there was this long silence
Speaker 1: of her reading them. And then the next thing I
Speaker 1: heard was her handing back the note to me on
Speaker 1: like yeah, I mean it makes sense. You know I'm
Speaker 1: a lot, But what you don't know is I had
Speaker 1: tears in my eyes. I'm very I'm very sensitive. I
Speaker 1: understand I get that. Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very sensitive. And when I feel and I feel
Speaker 1: this perceived threat a lot, and yes, a lot it
Speaker 1: is perceived, but sometimes it is real that people don't
Speaker 1: understand me. So when I feel misunderstood. I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to hit people. Okay, violence,
Speaker 1: that was people. This is all you need to know
Speaker 1: about Carly and Philbin to understand her. After I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey live. We were going around the green
Speaker 1: room and I know this is great, and I went
Speaker 1: up to Carly Anne and I said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was so fun. You killed and then she goes,
Speaker 1: I know, right, Carly and Philbin is she she will
Speaker 1: never question her own skills or ability, and she's always compident,
Speaker 1: but she's also sensitive. Yes, And also if I didn't
Speaker 1: do that good, I would just say thank you. But
Speaker 1: if I killed, which I did, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be like really yes, out yeah, that that's what I do.
Speaker 1: And I love it when people just accept, like to
Speaker 1: just accepted. You know what it's like if you went
Speaker 1: out there and you did great, like yes, like know that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. I definitely think that. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you find yourself in that in that situation, like you
Speaker 1: when you're being like, really, was it good? And sometimes
Speaker 1: of course I do that too, but not one I know,
Speaker 1: I did good. Yeah, But the thing is like you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's interesting to be on the other
Speaker 1: side of that when you're like, just take their complement.
Speaker 1: Like everyone everyone just wants to. I feel yes, I
Speaker 1: feel like that's the difference between a professional and unprofessional
Speaker 1: is even when they know they didn't kill, when somebody
Speaker 1: says great job, they just say thank you. It's hard
Speaker 1: for me because I'm like, did you think my hair
Speaker 1: was okay? But that's also part of who I am,
Speaker 1: so it's also fine. Anyway, my name is Carly and
Speaker 1: Philmon and you can call me Carly Anne. Great you
Speaker 1: sometimes you call me calf and I love it. What sorry,
Speaker 1: I'll get guys, is not an ally. Everyone has always
Speaker 1: continued I am an ally. I just took a break
Speaker 1: for one second, and now I'm back to being an ally.
Speaker 1: Before we get on the ally subject, you know what
Speaker 1: I will sometimes do and it's so annoying. And this
Speaker 1: is actually annoying, and I apologize for any time we've
Speaker 1: done this. But I'll call you cap because I will
Speaker 1: miss misspell your first your last name, pH Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: not really didn't you just filled? And even though we
Speaker 1: both are hosts, we both are famous host I think
Speaker 1: you'll find out that he's actually your father. He's actually
Speaker 1: a handsome fan. So Calf, We love Calf. Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't know you had a queer sister. Yeah, she's awesome.
Speaker 1: That what you do where. She's in Boston and she
Speaker 1: d anytime some like her girlfriend. I mean they lived
Speaker 1: in Cleveland and her girlfriend so cool. Dude, they're so cool.
Speaker 1: Her girlfriend moved back to Boston. In Boston to go
Speaker 1: to grad school for m I t too, so her
Speaker 1: her girlfriend. Yes, and Ivy is very content, like listening
Speaker 1: to music, buying records and being a BISA. So she's
Speaker 1: a buriser. But she now just got into this whole
Speaker 1: like beach body kick and so she's a beach body
Speaker 1: coach and she has these videos and I found her
Speaker 1: like she I found her like beach body coach facebook
Speaker 1: page and she makes these like inspirational videos and they're
Speaker 1: really good. And this is my sister, Like doesn't want
Speaker 1: the spotlight. She truly is the opposite of me in
Speaker 1: a lot of ways, although we have a great relationship. Um,
Speaker 1: she just really wants She's like the nicest person. She
Speaker 1: really wants to help people. A couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: she was in the sporting event called the Gay Games,
Speaker 1: and also this isn't her story to tell, but she
Speaker 1: never came out. That's just my sister. She just like
Speaker 1: was gay. She never felt the need to declare it.
Speaker 1: Not that there's anything wrong with that, but she also
Speaker 1: didn't tell me, like she didn't have a conversation with me.
Speaker 1: Um high ivy post. Yeah. So she so she there
Speaker 1: was a sporting event called the Gay Games, and there
Speaker 1: was like a feat like like a couple hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: and like without knowing, behind her back, her her friends
Speaker 1: made this donation video so and they all raised money
Speaker 1: so she could go. My sister is like you can
Speaker 1: get she can get along with anyone. She's just so
Speaker 1: not that I think chill is like the best thing
Speaker 1: to be because people are always like be chilling. I like,
Speaker 1: not necessarily, but my sister is in the best possible way.
Speaker 1: She's really cool. Okay, So anyway, I really let my
Speaker 1: sister and miss her off to Speaking of queer people,
Speaker 1: Speaking of queer people, guys, Carly and Philbin has prided
Speaker 1: herself on not being an ally to queer people on
Speaker 1: social media. Guys, we don't have to, we don't have
Speaker 1: to really get into this, but we brought this up
Speaker 1: in Carly and before Matt out here, we were talking
Speaker 1: about this and she'd clocked that. On a couple of
Speaker 1: our episodes, we were talking about how, oh I heard
Speaker 1: you again speak in some conversation about what happened to me.
Speaker 1: Wait what, there's some just people out there just I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say, like like women, Oh, I know we're
Speaker 1: talking about women women women like coming like just coming
Speaker 1: out of formative allyship, coming out the cuff whatever, whatever.
Speaker 1: What am I trying to say? I'm you're trying to say,
Speaker 1: You're trying to say the performative ally ship. We understand
Speaker 1: what you are trying to get across. But think about this.
Speaker 1: Am I helping or am I hurting? Do I want
Speaker 1: to say something? Or do I need to say something?
Speaker 1: Like everybody on Facebook like And you know, it's actually
Speaker 1: kind of interesting because I'm thinking about it in the
Speaker 1: mold of cyber bullying, and I do think it's a
Speaker 1: it's a form of cyber bullying, so it's disguised with
Speaker 1: good intentions, but it is cyber bullying. Like I witnessed
Speaker 1: you get cyber bullied and that really bothered me. And
Speaker 1: then then I Matt even like chimed in there and said, wow,
Speaker 1: thanks guys, this is all for the benefit of Carly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got I got schooled. Somebody decided it was their
Speaker 1: their job to school me. You've definitely gotten specific now
Speaker 1: and I'm gladly but here. But you know what, it
Speaker 1: has happened to me twice because I think people. I
Speaker 1: think that people think they look at you when they
Speaker 1: think I want a victimize because I think they're threatened
Speaker 1: by you. Oh. I think I think I am an
Speaker 1: easy target because I say a lot of things, but
Speaker 1: I never try to get involved in these lengthy conversations.
Speaker 1: I usually just say something and just for fun or
Speaker 1: a fun thing to say you're a comedian, and it
Speaker 1: gets warped. But I thought about this a lot because
Speaker 1: it has happened to me twice. Both very minor incidents,
Speaker 1: but both I immediately went to my therapist. Really affected me,
Speaker 1: like crying in days, like my handshaking, Like I saw
Speaker 1: people who liked the posts that we're calling me out
Speaker 1: in both these situations and I I defriended them. And
Speaker 1: but here's what. Here's what I will say. We are
Speaker 1: in a climate right now that's difficult to deal with,
Speaker 1: and we haven't had to deal with this before. Jokes
Speaker 1: and things that were said a year ago are not
Speaker 1: acceptable now. And as a society, as a culture, we
Speaker 1: are learning, and some people are at different places on
Speaker 1: this timeline, but we're all learning. And if you want
Speaker 1: to put someone down for where they are on this timeline,
Speaker 1: then they're gonna stop learning because they're going to feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: What happened to me, I felt was somebody's opinion, but
Speaker 1: people were in a way that Carly, yes, that Carly
Speaker 1: is wrong. One person went as far to say Carly
Speaker 1: isn't funny, which is just, you know, not a fact.
Speaker 1: But people we also, I think we do. I mean
Speaker 1: people might fight me on this, but I think we
Speaker 1: do have to look at intent gin and people are
Speaker 1: if somebody's genuine, like the first one was, the first
Speaker 1: one was. I responded by saying that I had a show.
Speaker 1: I have a show that if you're in a diverse couple,
Speaker 1: you can like, hit me up. I would love for
Speaker 1: you to be on the show because I felt like
Speaker 1: what people were asking for was more diversity on stage.
Speaker 1: And then I got fucking ripped apart into many different
Speaker 1: pieces and I'm like, like, because I didn't care about
Speaker 1: improv or it was it was crazy. I mean they're jealous.
Speaker 1: They're jealous. You know they're jealous. I mean, look, it's
Speaker 1: here's the deal. Like, you know, if you're not clever
Speaker 1: enough to be funny and like the way you take
Speaker 1: down someone and it's just hurting them, that should say
Speaker 1: it all right there. I mean, look, work on your
Speaker 1: own ship. This is energy that you're putting into something
Speaker 1: that doesn't involve you. The funniest part is that the
Speaker 1: second thinking instance that we're talking about, it's like it
Speaker 1: was like a straight woman talking about another straight woman
Speaker 1: and it's like defending gay men in a way that
Speaker 1: was like not at all called for, and it was
Speaker 1: like did we ask for this? Oh my god? What happened?
Speaker 1: Was a year and a half ago I said fag
Speaker 1: in a show and um it was it was our
Speaker 1: show together. But I do think, but I do, I
Speaker 1: truly one don't remember saying it in another show, but
Speaker 1: I do remember the show that this girl was referencing to,
Speaker 1: and a lot of referencing and a lot of times
Speaker 1: I do this bit, which is I say I make
Speaker 1: the audience say something that is uncomfortable. A lot of
Speaker 1: times it's Carly's pussy or I want to eat you out,
Speaker 1: Like I think it's funny. I think it's great. I
Speaker 1: think it's a really good tool. Does that word make
Speaker 1: everyone uncomfortable? Let's defeat the word right now together. Can
Speaker 1: we all just like, like, okay, cool, I think it's
Speaker 1: like a comedic tool, and you know what, you know what,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. Not everyone's going to agree with it,
Speaker 1: but but the point is it happened a long time
Speaker 1: ago in this instance, and probably a lot of people
Speaker 1: aren't even gonna know what we're talking about. But what
Speaker 1: I want to break it down with is if you
Speaker 1: see someone on Facebook trying the instinct, and what's not
Speaker 1: going to make it better is to say, but remember
Speaker 1: when you sucked, or remember when this or like I
Speaker 1: just want to call you out publicly. If your comments
Speaker 1: says I just need to call you out publicly, really
Speaker 1: think about why she said she said. So you can
Speaker 1: use this as an opportunity to self reflect. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I see two doctors a week to self it's beyond
Speaker 1: and you know what, also, don't want to make anyone
Speaker 1: feel bad, because you know, we all make mistakes. But
Speaker 1: this is something that you can all learn from going forward.
Speaker 1: It's like when you know, people talk about getting harassed
Speaker 1: on on apps, like the online culture is fully out
Speaker 1: of control. I'm actually getting really upset about the way
Speaker 1: people are talking about Alexis Michelle on RuPaul's Drag Race.
Speaker 1: She is a drag queen who's good, like who is
Speaker 1: a little bit extra, but she's not a bad person.
Speaker 1: There's someone on YouTube with the YouTube handle I hate,
Speaker 1: which is fucking stupid, and nobody go look this person up. No,
Speaker 1: it's just and honestly, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: like you know what, like we have like a private
Speaker 1: RuPaul's Drag Race Facebook group with like a hundred or
Speaker 1: so of our quote unquote friends, and like it started
Speaker 1: just like we were just batting around talking about the show,
Speaker 1: and like then it became this space where like sometimes
Speaker 1: people are calling out other people for like use of language,
Speaker 1: and it's like, guys, it's first of all, it's drag
Speaker 1: and second of all, it's not the horrors that are
Speaker 1: happening in public on Twitter. It's crazy. So I guess
Speaker 1: like what I'm getting at with like that bringing that
Speaker 1: up talking about what goes down like on the apps
Speaker 1: with like the body shaming and everything, and like the racism,
Speaker 1: and then also discussing what went down with you, which
Speaker 1: I think is cyber bulling is separate the way you
Speaker 1: behave online. Do I want to do this? Do I
Speaker 1: think it will be funny? Or do I need to
Speaker 1: do this? Like really you can really para yes, if
Speaker 1: she I mean if she, if if anyone really is
Speaker 1: coming from a place of care and messern message me.
Speaker 1: It seems like so silly, But the fact of the
Speaker 1: matter is, you know people well me me personally, I'm
Speaker 1: not isis I'm not a rapist. I didn't vote for Trump,
Speaker 1: like you could assume that I'm an okay person. And
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty well known that I'm loved by
Speaker 1: gay people. I just couldn't believe, like me, out of
Speaker 1: anyone you're trying to target. It's and also and oh sorry,
Speaker 1: this is like a This is like a bigger speaks
Speaker 1: to the bigger part of this is people, this whole
Speaker 1: cat call out culture. How many of the people are psychiatrists?
Speaker 1: Like what if really someone if someone has a different
Speaker 1: point of view than you, is it the best way
Speaker 1: to make them see your point of view? By quote
Speaker 1: unquote embarrassing them, Like I wasn't embarrassed. I am a
Speaker 1: little fearful that, like people think I'm homophobic or people
Speaker 1: think I'm readist, but I also am like a host
Speaker 1: and we're all comedians and we and this is a
Speaker 1: new climate, and we try jokes out and sometimes they
Speaker 1: don't work, and sometimes they do. The specific show she
Speaker 1: was talking about, I do not remember that bit, but
Speaker 1: I do remember that I felt like I was dying
Speaker 1: on stage. I remember that nobody was laughing at me.
Speaker 1: And if if another comedian can't honestly relate to that,
Speaker 1: then you're not a comedian. And just and and just
Speaker 1: to close this conversation, I mean, even even the alternative
Speaker 1: of just messaging someone privately and hashing this out privately
Speaker 1: can still lead to stupid ship like them, like just
Speaker 1: forcing a conversation that you don't want to have with
Speaker 1: them that's totally unrelated to what they're calling you out for.
Speaker 1: But like someone a deferend like unfollowed me on ship
Speaker 1: because I was uncomfortable talking to them, having a conversation
Speaker 1: with him that they kept pushing on me for months
Speaker 1: and months and months about like can we talk about
Speaker 1: your upbringing against my can we talk about how your
Speaker 1: parents don't accept you as as gay visa vie my parents,
Speaker 1: And like, I don't want to gorgeously relate my life
Speaker 1: like what I've been through with with what you've been through.
Speaker 1: I just like and so I just said, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't want to have this conversation, and the person
Speaker 1: unfollowed me as if they were the one who were
Speaker 1: slighted in that situation. So I'm just saying, you guys
Speaker 1: have a fucking sense of humor or at least like
Speaker 1: acknowledge that you don't, acknowledge that you don't or acknowledge
Speaker 1: that you also are wrong. It's like this moral purity,
Speaker 1: this moral purism that like we're like mired in right
Speaker 1: now is just so stupid and it's making people stupid, okay,
Speaker 1: and so much of it can just be let go.
Speaker 1: If you know that person is not a terrorist or
Speaker 1: a rapist us or is an actively committing hate crimes
Speaker 1: and you just don't like their wording, it's like that's
Speaker 1: that's on you. There just needs to be a lot
Speaker 1: more compassion and also a lot of a lot more
Speaker 1: knowledge of the fact that most of us don't actually
Speaker 1: know each other very well, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: so you might think that because we sometimes like each
Speaker 1: other's Facebook comments that were you know, actually friends, But
Speaker 1: like you have to earn that with people, and I
Speaker 1: hope that we don't lose real friendship. It would be
Speaker 1: a shame because there are some people now that I
Speaker 1: see online now more than I do when I first
Speaker 1: met them. Just people fall out of touch whatever, just
Speaker 1: like have some compassion in your day to days. I
Speaker 1: know that people are upset, but this all goes back
Speaker 1: to the relationships, the relationships that we have in this life,
Speaker 1: how they're fleeting, and that goes back to hands. And Okay,
Speaker 1: let's move on to I don't think so, honey, right,
Speaker 1: are my girls ride or tie? And I will no,
Speaker 1: And when I'm dying, I will quote you both to
Speaker 1: my side, and I know that you'll be Here's how
Speaker 1: I'm going to die. Okay, but did I sound Bowen's
Speaker 1: going to be looking dead in my eyes and he
Speaker 1: was going to begin to laugh. But you have said
Speaker 1: a million times you will be the last thing I
Speaker 1: see when I die. I think we'll put it to
Speaker 1: the audience who will be the first to die, me
Speaker 1: or Bowen. I think that's the kind of questions we ask,
Speaker 1: big questions ever die. So guys tweet at us. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, people on the on Twitter have been very
Speaker 1: active and we love it. We I try to respond
Speaker 1: to every tweet that's lost. Culture is just related. Um,
Speaker 1: we love the twitterers out there, but let us know
Speaker 1: who's going to die first and who will see the
Speaker 1: other as they die. Yeah, okay, all right, now that
Speaker 1: we've put put that out to the audience, they have
Speaker 1: a talking point for next week. Um, let's do I
Speaker 1: Don't Think So honey, As Bowen said, it's time now.
Speaker 1: Carly was a part of our I Don't Think So
Speaker 1: Honey Live event. She crushed. She had an amazing one
Speaker 1: about people who barely make the subway looking at you triumphant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the look of triumph that washes over one's face when
Speaker 1: they just make the train. Come on, I mean so good.
Speaker 1: And I think about that every time I'm now run
Speaker 1: for the train because it's been happening a lot, I know,
Speaker 1: really embarrassing. Wow. Wow wow. Okay, So I do you
Speaker 1: have I think do you have one? Because I don't
Speaker 1: And I was going to actually suggest that we reach
Speaker 1: for the troll ball for me. Okay, we'll wait for
Speaker 1: the trouble through. Matt, Um, should I should I? Should
Speaker 1: I go for it? Or if Carly, if Carly has
Speaker 1: something on her mind that she'd like for me to
Speaker 1: rant about. Oh um, well you guys, you sure? I mean,
Speaker 1: I do have something if you want it? Matt your
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Is men who won't commit
Speaker 1: to Carly Anne Philibin, Okay, here regatted, this is Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a honey. Time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Men who won't commit to Carle Philibin.
Speaker 1: You don't understand you You have a prize and let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Just right there, you saw it.
Speaker 1: When you take a misstep, she will of course correct you.
Speaker 1: She is always gonna be there to say the real thing. Also, Loki,
Speaker 1: if you do need Uber home, she will pay. You
Speaker 1: will offer to pay, she will say no, it's fine,
Speaker 1: as if she has something going on with Uber And
Speaker 1: then you kind of press and you're like, why don't
Speaker 1: you want me to pay? And she says something vague
Speaker 1: to the effect that she's got a lot of points.
Speaker 1: I don't know you dake, Carl anshi, but you'll get
Speaker 1: driven around by the best of the best in New
Speaker 1: York City. I don't think, so honey. People who don't
Speaker 1: want that. I don't think so honey. People who don't
Speaker 1: want to have a good conversation over dinner. Girl. This
Speaker 1: girl's full of stories? Are you kidding me? You know
Speaker 1: what I think? If you don't want to take Carly
Speaker 1: and Philbin, you must be a straight man. You're boring
Speaker 1: ass bitch. I don't think so honey. Any of you
Speaker 1: commit to friend Carly and she also has an amazing
Speaker 1: show on June twenty, and you need to go. I
Speaker 1: don't think, so honey. That's one minute. That is the best.
Speaker 1: I don't think, honey, I've ever heard. I thought you
Speaker 1: would like it. Yeah, it was perfect, Thank you, happy
Speaker 1: to provide. I think in that same vein, I will
Speaker 1: also take a topic from Oh my god. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great, okay, um, okay. Watches. I don't think so honey. Watches.
Speaker 1: Here's time starts now. I don't think so honey. Watches.
Speaker 1: Why do you even fucking exist? There are clocks, There
Speaker 1: are clocks on our phones, watches. It is only it
Speaker 1: is only you know an embellishment that no one needs.
Speaker 1: There's no function to it, there's no use for it.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a watch right now, but it is only
Speaker 1: for the look, honey, And it's only for the aesthetic.
Speaker 1: It is only to attract people, to be a conversation starter, Honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Watches for thinking that that
Speaker 1: you deserve a whole section in the jewelry store. Now,
Speaker 1: Jeli stress for rings, the jeweler stress for necklaces and
Speaker 1: and other jewelry, but not watches. I do not consider
Speaker 1: watch this jewelry, Honey. Do not step on jewelry, honey, Honey,
Speaker 1: watches and look, I don't watches for not things for heaven. Batteries, bitch,
Speaker 1: who do you think you are five seconds? At least
Speaker 1: have the gall to be solar power. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's one minute. Sorry, just came off a fly and
Speaker 1: that was so good. I thought it was wonderful. That
Speaker 1: was really good. And now we've come to Carly Anne
Speaker 1: Philibin's get the name right, honey, her, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Now you have something prepared, I have something that I
Speaker 1: would like to Okay, beaut all right, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, Carly Anne Philbin and time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People could get down on their
Speaker 1: hands and niece and gravel for photo credit, trying a
Speaker 1: gatorade because you gotta quench. Yo, if I wanted you
Speaker 1: somehow involved in my picture, why would have asked you
Speaker 1: to be. I don't act like you're some famous photographer
Speaker 1: that I need to site. Okay, you are taking a
Speaker 1: picture with not your phone but phone. You're pressing a button,
Speaker 1: maybe you do a burst. It's probably gonna be bad.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you credit. And also, honey, how do
Speaker 1: you even know I posted that picture? You're not tacked
Speaker 1: in it. You're scrolling through my gram, scroll it through
Speaker 1: my f beat to see that picture that you took
Speaker 1: at that party that you won't invite you and I
Speaker 1: don't know your name. Honey. That's what you need to clarify,
Speaker 1: because professional photos, you must give credit. But she's talking
Speaker 1: about the man. You can't imagine. I was talking about
Speaker 1: National Geographic. It's like, okay, let's say Harley, Carly and
Speaker 1: I wanted you to take a photo of us, and
Speaker 1: then you were non plus that we didn't that she
Speaker 1: didn't tag seriously, people are like that pictures, yes, and
Speaker 1: that people that's why you know, you didn't know that
Speaker 1: was a part of culture being. Are you saying that
Speaker 1: I should go in Patrick's day? Yes? No. And people
Speaker 1: think that's why the emoji of the camera in the
Speaker 1: flash exists. What that's ridiculous. Yes, But so then you
Speaker 1: should ask them then why the fucking Chinese character emojis
Speaker 1: exist and how them going to exist? You know what
Speaker 1: crisis about that? I will, yeah, asked them honestly. But
Speaker 1: you've never seen a photo that someone says a photo
Speaker 1: credit as I literally, if I ever say that, I
Speaker 1: assume it has to be a bit because it's so
Speaker 1: stupid people for some reason need it's so inflamed. Ya. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey of those people either. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I thought you were talking about when someone comes
Speaker 1: to a show and takes photos and then credit me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, bitch, credit them. No. No, Alex Shaefer
Speaker 1: forever of course, forever Mindy and Alex my heart, both
Speaker 1: of my hearts. Although I will say Alex Schaefer, I
Speaker 1: was just on set. He did photos of David Mazzoni.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they look so good, and I truly gasped.
Speaker 1: Did you see the one that did I sell the
Speaker 1: one that Alex posted? Did he post one? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I have to see which one it is. Okay, they're
Speaker 1: so good you If you are looking to get photos taken,
Speaker 1: seek this guy out. Alex Shaefer. He works in the
Speaker 1: photo department of USA now, so he's busy a lot
Speaker 1: of the time. But professional, girl, But he's professional and
Speaker 1: ask a bitch his rate because they are where he's
Speaker 1: worth every dollar. So I'm not talking about professional photographers,
Speaker 1: of course not. I'm talking about like that one person
Speaker 1: who is at the party with you that you asked
Speaker 1: to take a photo. I can't believe it's ever happened
Speaker 1: to you know, I can't believe that that's that Those
Speaker 1: people gotta we gotta put them on a shift of
Speaker 1: ship and like, let him set the sail and send
Speaker 1: them to the garbage island in the Pacific. Oh my goodness, Carly,
Speaker 1: And is that a real thing? Yeah, it is. People
Speaker 1: live on a garbage and know there's an island. There's
Speaker 1: an island that's full of garbage that's the size of Texas.
Speaker 1: Apparently that's in the Pacific Ocean. That's just like with
Speaker 1: the currents and the like. It's just whirlpooled into like
Speaker 1: this giant island of garbage. Look, we gotta go, we
Speaker 1: gotta go. Vacation destination, destination. They will start a resort there.
Speaker 1: You know, girl, you know you know it? Um wow,
Speaker 1: what an episode. This has been introspective, and it's been retrospective,
Speaker 1: and it's been extrospective. Yes, absolutely, Carly and Philbin, we
Speaker 1: love you so much. Where can people find you on
Speaker 1: social media? At Carlynne has fun on all forms of
Speaker 1: social yet oh she's got it consistent. You gotta keep
Speaker 1: it consistent. Bowen has a has a chicken up, he's
Speaker 1: done away on others. But honestly, I like how confident
Speaker 1: you are in that. But I think I think Bowen transcends.
Speaker 1: Bowen is transcend. I think Boone breaks every rule, break
Speaker 1: every rule, break in every rule, make the rules, and
Speaker 1: you gonna bak the rules. Okay, we weren't going to
Speaker 1: join in when they sing along, Marcus cut this out. Okay,
Speaker 1: everyone see you later and bye bye. This has been
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