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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d

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Speaker 1: uy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one

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Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud

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Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d you away.

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Speaker 1: He's another Jubils phone taps on the twenties. I'm hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi there, I was looking for Robin. That's me, Hi, Robin.

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Speaker 1: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Bob Marathon

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Speaker 1: and I'm a realtor in your area. Oh oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: but we're really not interested in selling. Yeah, obviously I'm

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Speaker 1: not interested in selling a home for you either. So

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Speaker 1: that's good. Well, didn't worry. Are you calling me? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you because I drove by your home yesterday, okay,

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Speaker 1: And as I was driving bye, I had to sort

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Speaker 1: of do a double take because I noticed you still

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Speaker 1: had your Christmas lights up. Yeah, we still have our

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Speaker 1: Christmas lights up. To what businesses are your Well, it's

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Speaker 1: my business because I sell homes in the area and

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Speaker 1: it's quite unsightly. So is there a reason that they're

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Speaker 1: still up? Religious or something that I can let my

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Speaker 1: clients know. We just didn't take them down. I mean

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Speaker 1: our house, not your house. You don't believe in a

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Speaker 1: god that wants it to keep the lights up, but

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Speaker 1: you do believe in laziness. I see, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: I believe in What What did you do? I said, laziness?

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Speaker 1: Is that as Yeah? What the hell are you to

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Speaker 1: tell me that I'm lazy. I have stuff to do

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Speaker 1: besides to take down lights. And it's been cold, and

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Speaker 1: it's been snowing and everything else, and they can just

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Speaker 1: stay up there till I get to them. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's been three months, maybe even a little more than

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Speaker 1: three months, and now the neighbors are even talking. So

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Speaker 1: nobody said anything to me. Well, I asked your neighbors

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Speaker 1: across the street about it, and they told me that

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Speaker 1: everybody calls your place the raccoon shack the raccoon. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Well, I think I think you heard me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I heard you, But I think that's what I seem. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I believe them. It looks

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Speaker 1: like it's a place where raccoons go to make love

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Speaker 1: and then poop everywhere. With those lights on. It, So

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Speaker 1: can we take them down? Please? You can? I take

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Speaker 1: them down. I'm going to leave them on untill next Christmas,

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Speaker 1: and raccoons do not go over there. And what the

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Speaker 1: hell is the problem with you? Well, it just looks

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Speaker 1: sort of dilapidated. Well I think you look sort of dilapidated.

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Speaker 1: Why are you stalking my hat? I apologize using such

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Speaker 1: a big word. Dilapidated would mean I guess for somebody

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Speaker 1: who would keep that, dilapidated means it means something that

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Speaker 1: you're driving is probably Look, what the hell are you

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Speaker 1: to be calling me up and discussing anything with me whatsoever?

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Speaker 1: You don't live in my neighborhood, and correct, I would

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Speaker 1: never live in your neighborhood. Good, I wouldn't want you

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Speaker 1: to live in my neighborhood. Never live near somebody who

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Speaker 1: wouldn't take their lights on. But it is affecting my sales,

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna take him down today. I'm not that's

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Speaker 1: not my problem. That's your problem. Obviously you're not a

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Speaker 1: good salesman. What I'm hearing from you, you're gonna take

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Speaker 1: them down today? Done, you didn't hear me clean out

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Speaker 1: your ears? I am not taking them down. Well, how

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Speaker 1: about if I come over and rip down those Christmas

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Speaker 1: lights free of charge? And how about if I called

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Speaker 1: the police and have them come and the rest your

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Speaker 1: ass for plutessing on my I'll do it for free,

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Speaker 1: and I'll even chase those horny raccoons right out of

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Speaker 1: your basement. I'll get rid of those horny raccoons for you.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any horny raccoons in the first place,

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Speaker 1: and in the second place, if I had, i'd want

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Speaker 1: them there. You would want horny raccoons in your basement. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have raccoons of any kind. I already told

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Speaker 1: you that is it ferrets? Then what sort of marmot

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Speaker 1: do you do? You have a varmint or marmout? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a barman. Do you know the correct term? Varmint,

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Speaker 1: marmot vermints? Repeating you, you obviously don't know how to talk.

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Speaker 1: It's a burman. And no, I don't have any Okay,

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Speaker 1: And if you up one foot on my property, I'll

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Speaker 1: take those Christmas lights down myself and strangle you with them.

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Speaker 1: Would you like that? Yes? Yes, yeah, probably would You're

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Speaker 1: in finem at all there? Yes, I am. I got

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Speaker 1: all the tools at home for it too. Well, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. You can use those tools on yourself,

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Speaker 1: I do, and leave me the hell all right, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to hang up on you in a minute. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what. All this talk has really got me inspired,

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Speaker 1: so I'm going to go do that. But before I

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Speaker 1: get off the phone, I do want to let you

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Speaker 1: know this is a prank phone call. A prank phone call, Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is yeah, Okay, I don't know what you're talking

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Speaker 1: about right now. What did you just say? It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your daughter. Amber

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Speaker 1: set you up. No she did not, Yes she did.

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Speaker 1: She says she's embarrassed because you and your husband haven't

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Speaker 1: taken down the Christmas lights yet and wanted to screw

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Speaker 1: with you over here and take them down. The show Jesus,

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Speaker 1: she's probably scared to come over there. She'll get strangled

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Speaker 1: enough to hang out with a bunch of horny raccoons

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Speaker 1: doing whatever kicky stuff you're into. I don't I should

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Speaker 1: have known that it was a joke. Nobody calls me

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Speaker 1: about the morning raccoon. Well, they should start if they're

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Speaker 1: not