WEBVTT - Enjoying a Facial 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:05.600 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:09.280 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.560 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:15.600 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:19.680 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:23.560 Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:29.040 with Ben Maller starts right now, taking a bite out 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:32.800 of the forbidden fruit of audio conversation. We are in 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:37.760 the air everywhere the vast power of the I Heart 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:41.720 podcast Network. I'm glad you have found us here. This 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:45.680 is an exclusive podcast only. This is not broadcast on radio. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:49.440 It is only available for you via download. As you know, 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:51.280 no one else will hear this. We can say really 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.640 bad words here because we're not governed by the Federal 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:56.800 Communications Commission. Thank god for that. Uh. And we're here 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.800 eight days a week, eight days a week, and we 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.920 do this show. It started out with Benny Versus the 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.839 Penny was plausibly a sports podcast. We have not talked 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.880 about sports in like almost a year, it seems here 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.520 very verily do we bring up sports. Um, we do 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:13.920 this because four hours are not enough. This is the 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:17.480 fifth hour, and we talked about things we don't talk 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.120 about on the radio show because these are most of 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:26.640 them non sports stories. In right over there, David Gascon 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.560 is right making his way in there. He is. You 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:31.560 don't want to say for better or for worse, so 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:36.199 you just thought it was that's usually for worse. That's fine. 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:42.720 The rest of the four or five narcissist guest guys 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.120 still haven't been to Guestcon's house, but it's still have 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.560 not been invited to the guest gun. But that reminds 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:52.840 me of some great news for you. Uh, your car 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:56.080 instrumance with Geico? Is that the great news? No, nook, Geico, 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.720 nothing with your sleep number bed Um, I got the 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.840 good news their day. Uh Phyco scores up to eight 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:09.080 oh three. That's that's great news. It's really good. It's 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:12.800 really proud of that. I thought i'd share that with you. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:15.440 I thought it was important to uh let you know 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:19.120 about that. Yeah, how's that going for you? You're so neurotic, 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:22.560 You're so you're so neurotic. This is what we get. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:26.040 You say, five, the fifth hour is here, But we're 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:29.880 also hanging on by the third rail too. We've no 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.560 I know that Yeah, well, listen, everyone's out to get you, 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.560 right they were. They're looking for the next person they 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:37.359 can force into submission. What they're looking for. Yeah, we'll 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:40.600 be canceled out of civilization with the cancel culture. I 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:44.480 don't like you. I am going to end you. I 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:48.520 love the mindset. It is a wonderful, wonderful idea, just 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:50.960 a wonderful cause. Oh I don't like something you said 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:56.280 you could never speak again? Obnoxious? Is that? Well, you've 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.239 done a good job of of walking the tight rope. 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:03.000 I know, you know from from Afar it seems like 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.919 you are really in the minority with your takes, which 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:11.920 is fascinating. Where Yeah, yeah, I don't know should I 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:16.440 have should I have lied and taken the the pandering 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:20.639 path of life? I just I've always been annoyed, and 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.040 I've said this several times in these monologues that we've 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:28.240 done um this week, that I just it's so dishonest, 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:33.120 like the grandstanding, the pandering, the virtue signaling, the pearl 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:36.760 clutching that goes on in these type of stories. It 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:41.520 just is so disingenuous, And I just I don't want 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:45.160 to be a part of it. I don't, but I 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.440 think it's weird that you don't want to be a 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.520 part of it, and then you can attack for not 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.440 wanting to be a part of it like yourself. Well yeah, 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:57.119 because that's the that's the Orwellian thought police that we have. 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:00.200 And uh, it's crazy you read some of this off. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.080 You're like, oh, that's bullshit. That will never happen. Man, 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:05.600 there it is your sense of speech. You punish people 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.560 and get them in trouble with their jobs because they 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.520 don't agree with what you think. I treat all this 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.000 like I'm on the football field, like I got my 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:17.800 head on the swivel. I'm looking left, I'm looking right. 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.920 I'm just looking for that next handmaker to come. And 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:21.839 no matter who it is or what. But I understand 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.960 it's not personally. These people who are doing this, this 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.440 is how they were raised to believe this is the 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:30.040 way to do it, or not raised at all or whatever, 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.200 but they they this is and it's very effective the 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:36.080 people that are behind some of these different movements, because um, 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:39.960 it's it's power through shame is what it is, right, 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:43.279 Power through shame will call you horrible things, nasty things, 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.240 and then you will submit to us. You will get 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.600 down and you will bow down and kiss the boot 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:49.600 is what you're gonna do. And if you don't, you're 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:52.080 a horrible person. We're going to cancel you and you're done. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.440 And even if you do, we're still gonna we're still 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.400 gonna cancel you. But at least you'll you'll maybe have 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.000 a chance to come back. Well, that's why I think 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:00.760 it's fun that we have the mail bad because we 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:04.480 get to have people chime in mail us and let 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:07.440 us know, like through email or a tax or whatever, like, hey, 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:09.040 what do you like? Would you not like? And then 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.000 voice your oppinion on something that's right. If you want 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.240 to email the show, it's the Real Fifth Hour at 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:17.240 gmail dot com. And you can also post our Facebook 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:19.800 pages where we get most of these questions. And that's 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:23.799 Ben Mallards Show on Facebook. Ben Maller Show on Facebook. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.480 Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:30.120 Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:33.560 Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. So 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.960 we got the social media stuff, But can I take you? 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.000 I can I take you down to Florida again? I 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:40.640 know we talked about this, uh in a previous episode. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:42.680 Are we doing. Don't stick to sports. Is that what 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:45.200 we're doing? Yeah, okay, let's go into it. Yes, I 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:47.760 think we've got some good stuff because you you've been 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:51.240 good the last two episodes with Florida Man and Florida Woman. 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:54.119 I'm all about that. Florida Man, I'm all about it. 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:57.159 Since we have Florida Man and Florida Woman again, I 0:05:57.160 --> 0:06:00.120 think it's appropriate for this. How about Miami, Florida to 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:04.800 Miami Miami. Miami residents could go back to what they've 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.680 been doing about taking care of themselves. And that doesn't 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.080 mean going to a dry cleaner. That doesn't mean going 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.880 to a nutritionist or the gym. Ben we got dry 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:18.080 through botox. That is back and it's better than ever. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.640 On May the fourth, the State of Florida allowed a 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:26.080 partial relaxing of restrictions and posed due to the coronavirus. 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:29.960 And that means uh certain procedures. One of them is 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:34.320 botox can resume Botox injections and any kind of cosmicic surgery. 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:36.400 I don't know if you can get breast implants through 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:39.640 a drive through, but botox, get one shot and you're 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.039 gonna go. So my my favorite part of this story 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:44.520 is the video, which obviously we can't show you because 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.520 this is the audio platform, but it looks like a 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:51.320 parody on Saturday Night Live. So you you pull in 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:55.000 your Honda Civic and uh, the doctor and the nurse 0:06:55.000 --> 0:07:00.279 are there and they've got like a big town ors 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:05.040 of the different the shots of botox, and then you 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.720 roll your window down, you wear your mask, you roll 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:10.920 your window down. They come over and what would you 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.760 like today, sir? Would you like to you like the 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:14.960 upsize that you want to supersize that boat talk you 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:17.040 want to you know whatever? And then they just poke 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:20.160 your forehead with botox. Yeah. So here's the thing is, 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.160 you can't drive through there and and order. What you 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.240 do is you have to go online. You have to 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.720 make a reservation and then you have to pay depending 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.720 on what kind of service you want, and patients will 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:35.560 sign up and they have botox injections going for a 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.480 low price right now. Ben Mallinger of six hundred dollars. 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.560 In fact, in the article that I'm looking at, it's 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.600 not even a female it's getting the botox. It's a man. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:47.760 He's getting botox right between the eyes. Um, very vain. 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:50.200 How about the guy's nickname he's known in Miami is 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:53.600 Dr Miami. How great is that Dr Miami? He had 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:57.040 his he had a reality TV show. You know that's good. 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:59.560 I was talking to a friend the other day about this. 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:02.880 I said, whatever you do, don't fucking do this to 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.440 your face. And uh, I brought it up to her 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:09.240 because I sent her another tweet from I think it 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.600 was like the New York Post with Kloyd Kardashian. And 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:16.600 she looks like a completely different creature, Like I mean, 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:21.320 she's she's pretty looking now, but she looks way different 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:25.559 than she was five ten years ago. And that's because 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.920 you peel off a little here, you had a little here, 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:32.640 you take a shot here, like I mean, cosmic surgery. Man, 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:36.839 that thing is ongoing service thing everyone. And they get older, 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.000 it looks worse. But imagine, like you know, some people 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.000 in Holly, especially the women, had seen him, and some 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:42.920 dudes too, like, oh, was that guy that was always 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:47.240 tatt always tan? Um? You know, I'm thinking about the 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.800 dude that had like, what's his name, George Hamilton? Is 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:52.200 that his name? Is that? What I'm thinking of? Who's 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:55.880 the guy the entertainer who was always like tan and 0:08:56.640 --> 0:09:00.280 he looked really like as he aged it was not great. Well, 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.960 there's like some women in Hollywood get all the plastic 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.760 surgery and then they look like plastic dolls by the 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:07.920 time they get to a certain age. Yeah, George Hamilton's 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.199 the one you're talking about. But yes, I I know exactly. 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.800 But there are some like I mean, Jennifer Lopez looks 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.400 she's fifty and she looks she looks like she could 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:19.880 still got her fastball. There's some that look Holly Berry. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:23.960 I think under further inspection, maybe not about that Holly Berry. Great, 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:26.480 some Hi, it's kind of like you got to do 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.280 the the the eyeball test, Like you know how that 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:31.400 you're walking through the park and like maybe you see 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.199 somebody from a distance you think, boy, that is the 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.600 silhouette of a beautiful person. Yes, and then you get 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.480 a little closer and a little closer and you're like, 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:41.280 whoa that is Yeah, not what I originally thought I 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.360 was looking at. They say good from far and then 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:46.720 far from good. Yeah, that's that's about right. How about 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:50.280 both both talks and driving boat talks. There's certain things 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.319 you wanted to drive through. There's other things, probably not 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.199 that would be on the list of probably not all right. Next, 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:56.920 if you want to do it, knock yourself up. Be 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.960 sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays, 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:04.600 two a m. Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Far Side, South Chicago. Ben, 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:09.760 how about this Sweet Home Chicago? A robber was in 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:13.560 the process of robbing a hot dog stand. Uh, he 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.680 accidentally discharged his firearm. He carried a weapon with himself 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:19.679 to rob this hot dog stand. Benny shot himself in 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.960 the dick when he was trying to do that. It's 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:25.079 a thinking the Dalton industry. That's called the cock shot, 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:30.199 I think, And uh, yeah, it was it with a millimeter. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:35.040 It was a thirty pistol. Oh my god, Oh my god. 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:37.480 You think maybe maybe I shot at like a nine 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:39.880 millimeter No, no, no, no, a thirty eight one to 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:45.920 his dick and oh my god. Oh he's sweet. Oh 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.400 he dead. He died, right, he's dead. The man's dead. 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:53.840 He died by killing himself shooting his dick. Yeah, nineteen 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:56.840 year old doing this song. Oh my god, is it 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:00.600 really worth it? I mean, I don't know. Maybe the 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:02.839 guy doesn't enjoy sex, But if you do, I mean, 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.480 what are you doing? You got a whole life of 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:09.280 stupid and you're doing that. Come on, a dummy, How 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:13.480 about this in Texas um Sylvia Garcia, she's a representative 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.760 in Texas, a Democrat. A few days ago, she unveiled 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:21.520 some legislation that would forbid President Trump from dropping a 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:27.720 nuclear bomb into a hurricane to distrepids path. Is this 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:30.400 actually a thing he's just actually, this is not parody. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:31.959 This is not from the onion. No, no, but I 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.840 mean is it? I mean, like, who would like even 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:38.000 you know, people think Trump's like, you know, some people 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.120 who hate him. Whatever, you know, he's so you're doing this. 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.480 But I'm gonna give Trump the benefit of the doubt 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:46.319 that even Donald Trump, even if you hate the man 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.959 and think he's the dumbest personal world, he's not gonna say, 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.800 you know what, let's drop the nukes right out there 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:54.440 in the South Atlanta. Can see what happens. See what happens. 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:58.120 We'll save Florida, We'll save mar Lago. Let me come on, 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:06.360 who what's this woman's name? Sylvia? Yes, she she This 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:09.560 is someone that people voted for to represent them. Yes, yes, 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:13.720 yes she has. The Climate Change in Hurricane Corral Correlation 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:18.040 and Strategy Act requires the administration to produce and submit 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:22.400 to Congress a comprehensive government led strategy and five annual 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:26.480 reports that outline had to properly confront increasing hurricane activity, 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:31.600 which is understandable, but obviously in this legislation, UH yeah, 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:35.400 the president uh does not have the authorization to uh 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:38.560 to take those nuclear launch codes. Pressed a little button. 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.360 You imagine that you go to the West wing. Attention Americans. 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.840 I have decided we're being attacked by a hurricane and 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.680 we will be dropping nuclear weapons at seven o'clock tonight 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:52.000 the hurricane. It's pretty good. Um. So I mentioned my 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.520 my friend earlier with with the botox thing. Um, she 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.880 sent me a great story earlier. Because there's so many 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:59.440 things that are out there with the news cycle and 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:03.360 with the the looting, with the politics and whatnot, this 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:06.080 is a good one, especially as as football fans the 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:10.800 audience can appreciate. Uh. Philadelphia residents loot a furniture store, 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:14.800 local furniture store, and they take everything in the store. 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:22.079 Accept a Dallas Cowboys recliner? What's Philly man? You don't 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.400 want to be You gotta keep some street crap. If 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.040 you're out there looting and pillaging communities, and burning them 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.440 down and stealing the merchandise. You gotta keep it real, right, 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.640 you gotta keep it real in the neighborhood. You can't 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.120 be stealing a cowboy, the cowboys of the enemy, the 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:39.079 sworn enemy of the Philadelphia Eagles. If you don't listen 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:41.560 my new friend Fats in Philadelphia, I know the mindset. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.040 You cannot be doing that. They would beat you into 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:50.840 submission if you stole a cowboy recliner. It's hilarious. How 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:53.600 about this. A Spanish porn star has been arrested on man, 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:55.880 stop right there. You had me at Spanish porn star, 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.400 had me at Spanish porn star. It's a male. It's 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.440 a male. Especially to take that back, I'd like to 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.920 retract the previous date. But he's he's been arrested. All 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.320 think you're doing male porn stories. Look at you, I'm diverse. 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:10.320 What do you want from me? I didn't know you 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:13.319 watched the Most guys don't admit to knowing the male 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:16.440 porn stories. Other than Ron Jeremy. I didn't name him 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.960 by first name. I just it's keep looking at his work, 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:23.520 you know, I don't think so. I was Anyways, he's 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:27.520 been arrested on on manslaughter charges following, uh, the death 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:33.520 of a man Ben He was he was inhaling psychedelic 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:38.000 toad venom. He was in this mystic ritual and he 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:42.080 started to inhale psychedelic toad venom. Like I've heard of 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:45.560 people going down to South America to try some ayahuasca. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:49.000 I've never heard someone go to Madrid, Spain to inhale 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:52.160 some psychedelic toad venom. This is some Joe rogan ship, 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.520 is what this is? Right, He's into that kind of 0:14:54.560 --> 0:15:02.160 weird wild stuff. Man. Yeah. Wow, the guy died from this. Yeah, yeah, 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:06.000 he died for it. So apparently has some It has 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.920 a few psychedelic substances in it. So are they doing 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:12.360 what was the guy was this? This is a dude, right, 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.800 these two dudes guys? All right? So what about remember 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.280 the TV guy in l A at Channel five that 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:21.600 died in the hotel with the male prostitute. Yes, and uh, 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:25.120 that part didn't come out right away. No, No, there 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:27.080 were glowing tributes. But he was like doing all these 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.440 wild drugs and he was married with kids and he 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:31.360 was just living like this double life and all that, 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:35.200 and everyone apparently everyone loved him at work, like respected 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:38.040 member of the community, you know, the role model TV 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:41.400 anchor giving you the news. And then when he got 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:42.800 done with the news, on his way home he had 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:44.400 to stop by he had to work late at the office, 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:49.320 and stop by the hotel with the male prostitute. Yeah 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.960 it's pretty dark, it is. Yeah, all right, So that's 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:56.360 what we got for not sticking to sports. Be sure 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:59.080 to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:04.920 at two am East Time now four inbox all right, 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:08.080 mail back mail, back mail back, actual questions, actual listeners. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:11.160 If you want to send a question for a future episode, 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.040 you can email me Real fifth hour at gmail dot com, 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.560 or go to our Facebook page. Follow me on the 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:19.600 Facebook page, like our page actually the Benn Maller Show, 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:23.440 and then you click the like button or whatever on 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:26.320 there to like our page. And then every Wednesday, usually 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:30.400 in the morning, certainly by midday, I will post something 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.480 online asking for questions. Now, the way this works, to 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.600 give me your name and city, and then we might 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:40.960 use your question on the show. Very simple. Let's get 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:42.800 to as many of these as we possibly can. We 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:46.520 have some time, So that's good. Fats from Philadelphia Rights 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:50.000 and He says, what is the most single climactic sports 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:53.320 ending of a game you witnessed in person or live 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:58.560 on TV? Good or bad? Mine, unfortunately, was the Joe 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:03.040 Carter walk off. It's like it was yesterday, Fats says. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.040 He also mentioned some hockey game. All right, so Fats 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:09.040 in person, the most dramatic thing, it's either it's not 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:11.680 really the well it is Game seven's Game seven of 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:13.680 the Words. So there was not real drama when the 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:17.000 cheating as Strow's beat the Dodgers. But I was at 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:20.000 that game that was a dud. The most dramatic game 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:22.680 I've ever been at was a World Series game, Game 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:27.280 seven seven, long time ago. The Cleveland Indians and the 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:30.879 Miami then they were called the Florida Marlins, and that 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:35.080 was it. Then Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami and or 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:36.720 Fort Laud or whatever it is, but it was. It 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:39.879 was why we were there covering it. I was standing 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:44.680 outside the Cleveland Indians locker room. The Indians had the lead, 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:46.879 it looked like they were gonna win the game. The 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.280 Marlins came back to tie. It went to extra innings, 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.360 but they had to tear down the plastic that they 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:56.399 had put up in the in the Indian's locker room 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:58.520 because they were getting ready to celebrate the World Series. 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:01.840 They had the champagne in the cart and then they scrambled. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:03.359 They had to pull it down, and then the Marlins 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:06.679 ended up winning an extra innings. Edgar rent Aria and 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:10.800 Craig Counsel the heroes there for the Marlins with you. 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:13.720 I remember that the whole stadium going crazy a while, 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:16.320 and it was nuts. It was actually a Marlins game 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:19.439 where people attended. But that's the craziest one I witnessed 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:23.119 in person on television. I gotta say the Music City 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:26.320 Miracle was the most ridiculous thing. It was a forward 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:29.639 passed by Frank White check the Kevin Dyson illegal forward 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:32.040 passed and for some reason it was not called by 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:35.040 the incompetent stumble bum officials. So that would be it. 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:39.320 What about you, a gas gun man? That's that's so tough? Um. 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:41.000 Can I go up the beaten path and tell you 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:43.520 something a climatic moment that I was at that I 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:47.119 did not see high school football? No. Um. So in 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:51.320 two thousand fourteen, my my very first day working for 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:55.200 Fox Sports Radio, I was working an overnight shift. When 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:57.000 is this what is this again? This was in two 0:18:57.000 --> 0:19:03.320 thousand fourteen, and you're so I didn't know that, Like, 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:07.720 our call times were kind of like lax, And my 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:09.560 very first day here, I wanted to obviously have a 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:11.200 good impression. So I was like, okay, I need to 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:14.640 be here at ten pm, no matter what ben I 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:18.879 was at. I was at game five of the Stanley 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:22.560 Cup Final in two thousand and fourteen, and I had 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:25.680 a ticket, and I was at that game Kings and Rangers. 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:27.800 L A was up in the series three games to one. 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:30.800 Back here at Staples Center, the game started at five 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:34.560 o'clock obviously for the East Coast audience, and the fucking 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:37.240 game went to overtime. So as the game went to overtime, 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:40.240 was thinking, like, ship, this needs to end soon otherwise 0:19:40.320 --> 0:19:42.000 I need to leave and I need to get to work, 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:43.680 like I don't want to get fired on my first day. 0:19:44.400 --> 0:19:49.320 First overtime comes, nobody scores. Second time overtime comes, uh, 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:51.320 double overtime comes, and all of a sudden, I'm like, 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:53.360 I need I have like twenty minutes before I get 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.879 to get out of here. Kept waiting and waiting and 0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:59.800 waiting and no dice, and so I told my sister 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:02.000 was with a parent, was like, you know, next stoppage, 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:03.159 I gotta both, I gotta get out of here. I 0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:05.879 gotta get to Sherman Oaks. I walk out of the 0:20:05.920 --> 0:20:09.159 building and I walked two blocks down to get to 0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:10.960 my car, and as soon as I turned on the car, 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:14.760 I heard Nick Nixon say, Alec Martinez just scored and 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:16.280 won the game for the Kings and they won the 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:19.200 fucking Cup. Oh I was you know what I should 0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:22.640 have mentioned. I was at that game. That was awesome. 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:26.679 That was the the hot hockey's great. How they present 0:20:26.800 --> 0:20:29.879 that that that is wonderful. The Kings to Stanley Cups 0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:34.000 were amazing. I love that. I was standing here. I'm 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:36.639 gonna be like guest, got a name drop, um. But 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:40.920 I was with Barry Melrose, who was working in still 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:43.600 Is at ESPN. But we were watching on a monitor 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:45.639 right behind. We were waiting because you have to wait 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:47.159 in line to go out. They the media out on 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:49.280 the ice after they win. They used to win the 0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:52.280 Stanley Cup. So I'm standing with Barry Melrose, who coached 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:55.679 the Kings in the Stanley Cup final against Montreal when 0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:59.160 they lost, and we were watching the King's finally win 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:02.680 their first Stanley Cup and it was cool. Yeah, that 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:05.640 that was the one moment, like and the worst part 0:21:05.720 --> 0:21:07.440 is I got to work on time, like at ten 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:10.800 o'clock and you know, my supervisor, Dan Buyer is like, oh, 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:12.120 you should have told me that I would have given 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:13.760 you the nine off or something like that. I was 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:16.119 so fucking mad, you know. I didn't want to leave 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:18.520 a bad impression. So I guess like live that I 0:21:18.640 --> 0:21:21.200 have seen that I have watched has been all hockey. 0:21:21.240 --> 0:21:24.600 Like Mike Krusalniski scored in nineteen ninety against the Calgary 0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:28.800 Flames and a double overtime. I saw that live. I 0:21:28.840 --> 0:21:31.920 saw Gretzky's game winner in two thousands or not two 0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:35.320 thousand in nineteen against Toronto in game six to force 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:38.560 a Game seven. You gotta give it up to hockey, man, 0:21:38.600 --> 0:21:40.880