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Speaker 1: What kind of trouble would you would you cause? There?

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Speaker 1: So I can't do cheesecake, that's already been done. So

425
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 1: you're now human scum, right, You're they're stealing, You're you're

426
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: a miscreant, is what you are. You're running a muck

427
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 1: and all that and you don't care. You're like, I

428
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 1: don't care if I go to the Gray Bar Hotel.

429
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. Yeah, you see the people I

430
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: would go. I know they've been destroying a t M

431
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: is trying to I try to get cash because it's

432
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 1: hard to trace the cash, you know what I'm saying, Like,

433
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 1: the real morons are the ones that are robbing Apple

434
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: stores and you're you're stealing a tracking device and apples

435
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 1: and they've said that they know the ain't no ways

436
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 1: to there's when you turn the phone on, they can

437
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 1: activate something where they know exactly where you are. But

438
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: the problem is that with an A t M they

439
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: have limited cash in the A t M dispensers too.

440
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,159
Speaker 1: That's true. But whatever you get, you got, you know

441
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, man, it's tough because I think

442
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 1: the only thing that I can get away with that

443
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: if I had to steal, it would probably be like

444
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 1: a luxury car. What the funk are you talking about?

445
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: How I should get away with a uxtree car because

446
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 1: you can't track the car, and you could. They don't

447
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: have license plates on them yet they have the VIN

448
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: number though, Yeah, well do they? Yes, the vennumber. Oh yeah,

449
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: the vet numbers on the side of the car. Yeah,

450
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: it's on the inside of the car. It's all over

451
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: the place. Yeah, I could probably all if if the

452
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 1: Mercedes Benz dealership gets robbed, the BMW dealership gets robbed,

453
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, a week later you show

454
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,959
Speaker 1: up with a brand new, shiny red Beamer. Do you

455
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: think people might not get suspicious? Possibly and say, well,

456
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: maybe this guy's one of the agitators, one of the troublemakers.

457
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: I would either I'd go over the border in New

458
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: Mexico and sell that ship. No you would, Yeah, why

459
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: not get it all figured out? Man, it happened to

460
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: me once. So your dad is very upset, very very upset.

461
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: Discipline end upset exactly all right. These are actual questions

462
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: by actual fans of the show. Thank you, Matt, They're great.

463
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 1: Great question. Joe from Richmond, virgin He writes, and he says,

464
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 1: two questions, one humorous, the other not other series humorous.

465
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 1: We love the drop you hang up on yourself, Ben Maller,

466
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: it's actually I think Bill Miller, when was the last

467
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: time you slammed down the phone on someone? And what

468
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: was the topic? Well, that is a good question. I

469
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 1: hang up on people regularly that just annoyed me. Typically

470
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: on the radio show. It's I can handle like a

471
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: certain level of drunkard activity, but then at a certain

472
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: point it just comes ridiculous and then I'm like, I

473
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 1: don't want even engage in this, So I hang up

474
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: with people on there I'm trying to I don't usually

475
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: talk on the phone very much anymore. Um do four

476
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: hours of radio a day, So I don't usually try

477
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 1: try not to talk much other than the show because

478
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 1: I'm a dude. I don't like to talk that much.

479
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: But um, I don't remember the last time I hung

480
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: up on someone. I guess that's a problem. What about you,

481
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: guest once the last time I hung up on somebody?

482
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: Uh rudely hung up. I hung up on a female

483
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: on recently, Yeah, what was what? Why would you do? Uh?

484
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: Because she wasn't paying attention to what I was saying,

485
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 1: Like she was talking and then asking questions about something

486
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: I just told her, and I was like, I just

487
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: I just actually said that. Like. It takes a lot

488
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: from It takes a lot to annoy me. My engine

489
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: doesn't run hot. Usually I'm pretty patient, but the fact

490
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: that she just did not listen to anything I said,

491
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 1: and it was probably talking about herself. I was like,

492
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm out, and just like, well, my old my old man.

493
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: He repeats he's about five stories and he doesn't do much.

494
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: Obviously he doesn't leave his house very much because of

495
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: the apocalypse. But he there's about five stories. One involves

496
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,239
Speaker 1: the dogs, one involves baseball, listening on transistor radio when

497
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 1: he was a kid to the World Series during the day.

498
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: There's that story. There's like, there's like five stories and

499
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: he just rotates them, but I've heard all of them.

500
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 1: When he has nothing to say, he'll go through his

501
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: role the decks of stories and start telling me the stories.

502
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 1: And I know exactly what he's gonna say next, but

503
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: I don't hang up. I just kind of like bite

504
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: my tongue, just kind of bite my tongue, and I

505
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, it's story time. I've heard the story.

506
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: But why not? Uh? And as far as uh, The

507
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: other question from Joey says you mentioned being fired in

508
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 1: the past and how common that experiences in the radio business.

509
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: Please describe how you reacted and your path back to employment,

510
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: and offer any advice to so many who are losing

511
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 1: their jobs right now based on your own experience. Uh well,

512
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: the first time I got fired in radio, I was

513
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: on a Friday and I had worked all week and

514
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: I called. I remember calling my mom. I was leaving

515
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: the radio staysistem, Mom, I just lost my job. I

516
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: don't I don't think I'll ever work in radio. Gain,

517
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: I said, this is it. I was freaking out. I

518
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: lost my mind, and then you know, I you you

519
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: calm down, You're like, Okay. You go through the stages

520
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: of like any kind of morning process, right the stages

521
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: of Initially you are depressed. You're in grief that you

522
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: lost the job. You're in denial, You're like, why did

523
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: I get I shouldn't have lost the job. You're angry.

524
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: Then you start to kind of bargain a little bit.

525
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: Um you do have the depression. But then you when

526
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: you accept it, once you finally accept it, you're like, Okay,

527
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: I'm good, I can work, I can get another job,

528
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna bust. I'm gonna pound the

529
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: streets until I get another job. And that was my mindset.

530
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: My mom my mindset was like, funk those people. I'm

531
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,360
Speaker 1: gonna make them look like idiots. I'm gonna be good

532
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,959
Speaker 1: at this, and they're gonna wish that they had not

533
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: gotten rid of me. And I did actually get a

534
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: message from one of the program directors that fired me,

535
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: David Hall, who was he was famous for running kf I,

536
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: and he whacked me at at a job I had,

537
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: and he did send me a message years later to

538
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: congratulate me on my success. So that that was a

539
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: that was a big pat on the back for me

540
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: that I had done it. So I think the advice

541
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: I would give people this is different obviously. But I

542
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: lost my job. It wasn't in a pandemic. Uh. Last

543
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: time I lost my job was in OH nine, which

544
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: was a global recession, well a US recession, when the

545
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: um the economy went in the toilet there the great

546
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 1: collapse of OH eight. In an OH nine um and uh,

547
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: I mean I just scrambled. I just went to scramble mode.

548
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: And and it was like I started. I was fortunate.

549
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: I had some contacts in the radio business that I

550
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: had made and I started making phone calls. And one

551
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: of the problems is, and you learned this in radio

552
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: and you don't have a job, people treat you like

553
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: you you you've got some kind of illness. They socially

554
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: distanced from you. They don't people that would talk to

555
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: you all the time and don't talk to you anymore. Um.

556
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: But I just I did some fill in gigs. I

557
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: I filled in when I got let go from Fox.

558
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: I filled in at the Angel Station. I had a

559
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: try out at uh this small station in Orange County

560
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: A M. A. Thirty where Roger Lodge does the show.

561
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: I did a show from there, right down the hall

562
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: from Artie Marino Studios. I was allowed to fill in

563
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:02,479
Speaker 1: for Mike Adams on Planet Mikey, very popular show at

564
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: the time in Boston. And uh so I knew some

565
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: people at EI, they were fans of mine. They gave

566
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: me the opportunity, so that was pretty cool. Um. But

567
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: my advice now, I guess, is if you gotta look

568
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 1: at this objectively, if your career is fucked, if your

569
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: industry is fucked, try to find something that it can't

570
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: be apocalypse proof. Put close. Like, you know, look at

571
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: the people that are still working during the last few

572
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: months that have been essential truck drivers, people to work

573
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: at grocery stores, um, those type of jobs. And depending

574
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: on what you do obviously if you're if you're that

575
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: kind of a worker. But that's what I would, I would,

576
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: I would try to go where the jobs are. Yeah,

577
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: I've been I'd be lying if I if I didn't

578
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: say this, But I've been looking just because of the

579
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: industry that we're in in the digital scope, I've been

580
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: looking at startups like I've been looking at hard at

581
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: startups because of the Typically it's ares being progressive and

582
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: aggressive with their thoughts and mentality on how to now

583
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: I developed, but to create new and different means of

584
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:15,479
Speaker 1: communications and media content and other forms of distributions. So

585
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: I've always been fastening by that, you know, like I've

586
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: like I was thought and this kind of the thing

587
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: that was preached with us from from up top. Julie Talbot,

588
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: she was saying how the company, but you know she

589
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: was basic, Yeah, with with the way that our our

590
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: industry is, or at least the network is that it's

591
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: not a radio station. It's it's a media company. And

592
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: that's exactly what it is. You know, Like we have

593
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: social media, we have terrestrial radio, and we have the

594
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: digital platforms. So whether you're on Twitter or Twitch, YouTube,

595
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: whatever it may be, Like there's ways to monetize and

596
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: get your message out to the audience. And I've always

597
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: felt like that, like, obviously you want to have this

598
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: thing splinter off in a various directions, but at the

599
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: same time, that's how you grow any kind of audience.

600
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: Or even if you're in sales, how do you get sales.

601
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: You get sales from obviously making one transaction, then getting

602
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: referrals from that individual or place to business, and I

603
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: think that's the way to do in the media. So yeah,

604
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: I've been looking hard and long and hard at that. Well,

605
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: really in any job though, it's human relations, right, It's

606
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: it's one on one. You know, these are big corporations

607
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: and big media companies that we work for, but ultimately

608
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: most of it's done by who you know. And that's

609
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: that's one of the reasons. Like college is a lot

610
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: of college is bullshit. But one of the things about

611
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: college that gives you a lie and advantage in life

612
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: is that fraternity thing, where like if you go to

613
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: a college that has like if you go to Harvard

614
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: and you're you're almost set because Harvard people hire other

615
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: Harvard people, and Harvard people get good jobs, and so

616
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: you you have more access to it than somebody that

617
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: went to say, Saddleback College, like you know, comparing me

618
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: to somebody that went to Syracuse, which is a sportscasting

619
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: of clearinghouse, right, a factory for sportscasters. I didn't go there.

620
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: I didn't have that experience. I don't you know. I

621
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: had a guy used to know who who's out here

622
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: working in l A and he went to he end

623
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: up going to Syracuse. Bob Costas called the radio station

624
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: to help him get a job. Bob Costas called the

625
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: radios because he because he was a Syracuse guy. I

626
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: can't get Bob Costas to call the radio station to

627
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: get me a job. I mean, who am I gonna get?

628
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sinking about Saddleback alumni Mark Grace. I

629
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: could get him the former call he went to saddle Back,

630
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: Anthony Carter, the old basketball player for the Miami Heat,

631
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: Saddleback gaucho. It's the smallest. That means, like I called

632
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: Chris Mortenson because Chris went to uh MO. Yeah, he

633
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: went to U s R. He went to obviously the ESPN,

634
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: but he went to El Camino. Yeah, but I don't

635
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Speaker 1: know that made people in media that went to San

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Speaker 1: Diego State or Northeastern. Actually, Alex Faulst, who's the television

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Speaker 1: voice of the l A Kings, he went to the

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Speaker 1: Northeastern or Northwestern in Chicago's a lot of like iters

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Speaker 1: that went to Northwestern. Yeah, all right. Fox Sports Radio

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Speaker 1: do come to an end at some point here a

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Speaker 1: New Hampshire. Bob alright, so he says, I know you

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Speaker 1: can work from wherever you are. Would you ever consider

648
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Speaker 1: moving to the northeast? That is from Bob, Well, Bob,

649
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Speaker 1: this has come up from time to time. We talked

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Speaker 1: earlier about Boston. I love Boston, um big fan, and

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Speaker 1: I love Boston Radio. I love sports radio is the

652
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Speaker 1: number one format in Boston, which just as great for

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Speaker 1: someone that makes the living in sports talk radio. It's

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Speaker 1: just wonderful because you know in l A. It's it's

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Speaker 1: not number one, anywhere close to number one in l A.

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Speaker 1: It's like top forty music and that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: That's number one. But I loved the Boston passion for

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Speaker 1: sports and I I have actually been offered jobs uh

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Speaker 1: in Boston and I had to turn them down. I

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Speaker 1: got married. Now, if I see, it's all about timing

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Speaker 1: in life. If they had offered me those jobs in

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Speaker 1: Boston to do different day parts like when I was younger,

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Speaker 1: before I got married, I would have done it. But

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Speaker 1: my wife's got a good job, and more important, she's

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Speaker 1: got a stable job, and so I was unable to

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Speaker 1: do that. But they didn't let me do some remote

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Speaker 1: work for EI, which I loved, and I missed that.

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Speaker 1: I missed doing that kind of stuff. So would I consider, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my wife lost her job or whatever, and there was

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Speaker 1: more money to be made there, I would absolutely do

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Speaker 1: It would be great. I'd have a wonderful time. Of course,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna have to happen in the next couple of years.

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I think that ship will leave the port,

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Speaker 1: but I but I do love it. Matt in Rochester

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Speaker 1: writes in he says, if you had to make a choice,

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Speaker 1: which would it be, uh A, which pair to wear?

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Speaker 1: This is for both of us guests. Gone A really

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Speaker 1: comfortable pair of pants and an itchy shirt or a

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Speaker 1: really comfortable shirt and an itchy pair of pants. So

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Speaker 1: would you rather scratch like your arms or your legs? Um?

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go shirt. I'd rather have an

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Speaker 1: itchy shirt because it's easier because you like, you get

683
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Speaker 1: the pants, you gotta like bend down and you know

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Speaker 1: it's more it's easier to scratch the itch if it's

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Speaker 1: a shirt. Yeah, So I'm going that's my strategic answer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll go with that too, especially because I always use

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Speaker 1: the us, always use the corner walls here, like the

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Speaker 1: doorstops or whatever to scratch my back like a bear. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I always get like an itchy back. It's a country

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Speaker 1: bear jamboree. How about you buy a fucking backscratcher? How

691
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Speaker 1: about that? No? Uh, let's see. Yeah, I'll go with

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Speaker 1: a nitchy, itchy shirt al right. Next up, these are

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Speaker 1: actual questions by actual listeners. Thank you. Matt John writes

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Speaker 1: in from Parts Unknown. He says, if you could have

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Speaker 1: five pounds of anything, what would it be money? Five

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Speaker 1: pounds of hundred dollar bills? Sign me up. That's good.

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Speaker 1: How much would that be? Five pounds of bills. I

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Speaker 1: got the Google that five pounds of hundred dollar bills

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Speaker 1: of do do do do? Do do do? There's a

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Speaker 1: Google of the search that's it would be. Uh there's

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Speaker 1: like a Reddit page on there too, so according to that,

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Speaker 1: it would be forty five thousand, three hundred dollars. Really

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Speaker 1: five pounds? Great? Yeah, that's good. I'm in Jordan writes

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Speaker 1: and says, we need more triggered Coop. Yeah, Coop's got

705
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Speaker 1: a Coop's got a growing fan base though, Like the

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Speaker 1: hard core liberals that listen to the show, Love they

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Speaker 1: lay love when he uh, he pushes back, he he

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Speaker 1: love they love it. I can't get enough. Do they

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Speaker 1: call into the show right now? Now? They hide behind

710
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Speaker 1: their phones and stuff. They don't they don't call in.

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00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: Ja Dot from Utahs says, what's the worst toothache you've

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00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: ever experienced? Uh? Well, actually I had some dental issues

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Speaker 1: years ago where I actually had a cracked a tooth

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Speaker 1: and it fell out and that hurt like a mofo.

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Speaker 1: That was, um, what about you guess? Gunn and dental

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Speaker 1: issues that remember this In high school, a buddy of

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Speaker 1: mine had a barbecue at his house and um, you know,

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Speaker 1: we we're not at the appropriate drinking age. Massive barbecue

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Speaker 1: at his house, giant person, giant pool party, and um,

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Speaker 1: I misjudged the depth of the pool, and I did

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Speaker 1: a regular dive in the pool, and as I dove in,

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Speaker 1: it was not the depth that I thought it was.

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Speaker 1: I was lied to. I was told I was like

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Speaker 1: twelve feet. It was not twelve ft. So I scraped

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Speaker 1: my two front teeth on the bottom of the surface

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Speaker 1: of the pool. And I'm lucky I was inebriated because

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Speaker 1: the next couple of days it did not feel good.

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting to bust my teeth, but wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty bad. I'm looking at a break my neck,

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Speaker 1: just a troublemacer. You're a mystery Kevin in camp Loops, BC.

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Speaker 1: You ever heard of that k M L O O

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Speaker 1: P S. I've never heard of it. I never heard either.

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Speaker 1: I'm like every dumb American that must be near Vancouver.

734
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Speaker 1: It's in British Columbi. It must be near Vancouver, all right,

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Speaker 1: He says. If you guys drive into a busy outdoor

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Speaker 1: mall parking lot and see someone entering their car supposedly

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Speaker 1: to leave, if you're waiting for that spot, but they

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Speaker 1: are not leaving right away. How many minutes do you

739
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Speaker 1: wait before you say forget it and drive off to

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Speaker 1: try for another space. I don't even know if I

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Speaker 1: make it a sixty seconds. And I just want to

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Speaker 1: point out, Kevin, We've talked about this before. I'm the

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Speaker 1: guy that when I find out somebody's waiting for my

744
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: parking place, it annoys me. I don't like to be rushed,

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00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: and I purposely will not leave the parking place. I'm

746
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: the I'm the douchebag. I admit it. I admit it.

747
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Speaker 1: It's one of my neurosis issues in my life. But

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Speaker 1: when I am going out and walking in the parking lot,

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm being shadowed by a car. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's trying to follow me. I'll walk down the wrong

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Speaker 1: aisle to throw them off, all right, I'll walk where

752
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Speaker 1: my car is not and then walk on the other

753
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Speaker 1: side so they don't have time to get the space.

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Speaker 1: That's one of my moves. I've done that. Man, I

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Speaker 1: what an asshole? Yeah, I do that. I do that. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And then if if they do follow me all the

757
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: way to my car and I feel like I'm rushed,

758
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Speaker 1: I will then roll down the windows and I will

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Speaker 1: put the seat in the line position and not turn

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00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: the car on down. You are you are, You're a

761
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: lethal I hate it. I'm actually the exact opposite. In fact,

762
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: like during Christmas time or holidays when there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of shopping either like at the Dialamo Mall of the

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Speaker 1: South Coast Plasma in origin the name job, we're all

765
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Speaker 1: over the country, guest guy, nobody knows your mass all right,

766
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Speaker 1: well south west of the four oh five guest guys.

767
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: South Coast Plaza Mall is actually east or northeast of

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Speaker 1: the four or five way, but it is very it's

769
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Speaker 1: a it's adjacent, it's four oh five adjacent. Yeah, it

770
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Speaker 1: is a for for men out there. It's a target

771
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Speaker 1: riched environment. But like shot going shopping, They're like, you're

772
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Speaker 1: gonna go on tender No, I'm gonna go to South

773
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: Coast Plast to the Bloomingdale is what I'm gonna do.

774
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 1: You know, you're you're, you're, you're someone with with a

775
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: bunch of sharks there. But I always tell people like, hey,

776
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Speaker 1: I'm leaving my spot or hey, come follow me, I'm

777
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: leaving my spot because you tell people, Yeah, I never

778
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Speaker 1: tell them I'm courteous man. I do not tell them.

779
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: I want probably privacy. You know what it is though,

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Speaker 1: part of it the way that I shop. When I

781
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: go in the shop, I know exactly what I'm getting.

782
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: I get in and get the funk out, like I

783
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: don't walk around that because you're a man. That's how

784
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Speaker 1: men operate. I'm the same way, are you. No? No, no,

785
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: that's not sure. You take your selfies like, hey, I

786
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Speaker 1: have my mask on, let me take a selfie in

787
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: front of a Costco. Like bullshit? Like that? You little

788
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Speaker 1: a little bit. We're a multimedia platform here we go.

789
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 1: We need content on all different platforms. And my corporate

790
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: overload was telling me on the weekends, Hey, Ben, when

791
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: you're out shopping, why don't just put a photo on Instagram?

792
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: People love that stuff, okay, boss? And then I gotta

793
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: here with this bullshit from you. I gotta hear from you.

794
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: Oh I was taking photos out of the Costco and

795
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: he's doing this at Walmart, and I'm like, OK, it's

796
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: a multimedia comany guest, and I'll teach you how the sports.

797
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: We're not just a radio I got it. That's the

798
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: Tom Looney school of broadcasting about the way that's the

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Speaker 1: Looney school of broadcasting. What you know. I would say

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Speaker 1: something the first hour blitz, and then three hours later

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00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,919
Speaker 1: he would repeat it verbatim, word for word. He would

802
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: repeat exactly what it is, a carbon copy, and then

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00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 1: turn off his mic and laugh hysterically as he'd just

804
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: stolen my material. Good check, all right, Kentucky J writes

805
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: and says, would you rather coach the Atlanta Hawks for

806
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: five years making gobs of money but knowing the team

807
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 1: is not good yet? Or coach the Sstros for two

808
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: years at minimal pay, but you will be able to

809
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: be rate them about integrity and cheating face to face daily. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I as much as I love bashing the Astros, and

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Speaker 1: I love the idea of making Jose Altuve and Alex

812
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: Bregman and Springer run gassers, I love that if I

813
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 1: was the manager, I could do that. Show me the money,

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00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: show me the money, give me the Atlanta Hawks. That's

815
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Speaker 1: tough because taxes are different each state, even if you're

816
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: making a minimum in Houston compared to a boatload of

817
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: money in Atlanta. The other thing is the food, Like

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00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: you give me you give me eighty one games in

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Speaker 1: Houston with the barbecue. I don't know if that that's tough. Right?

820
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Speaker 1: If you get forty one in Atlanta, they get the

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Speaker 1: fried food man, I don't know. I think i'd go baseball,

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Speaker 1: talking base ball more working baseball hundred sixty two versus.

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Speaker 1: But like I like baseball more than basketball anyway, well

824
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Speaker 1: I like baseball more than basketball too, But the money

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Speaker 1: part of it's a job. They get paid. It would

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Speaker 1: be be great. Jack in Greensboro, North Carolina. Right since

827
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Speaker 1: this band. If you could bankrupt any person, company, country,

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Speaker 1: or organization, what would it be? Oh, ship, that's pretty deep. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can bankrupt the country. Yeah, you know, it's one

830
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Speaker 1: of those things. This is one of those you know,

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Speaker 1: do you want to be the The serious answer would

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Speaker 1: be the serious answers, China bank grub the funk out

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Speaker 1: of the Chinese. Okay, so you bankrupt China. That would

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Speaker 1: be the serious answer. And then the fun sporty answer

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Speaker 1: would be the Astros. The Astros, how about that? They

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Speaker 1: Astro has become the first North American major sports franchise

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Speaker 1: to go bankrupt and fold in my lifetime? How great

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Speaker 1: would that be? That'd be pretty good. I'd be awesome

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Speaker 1: if you if you have bankrupt somebody. I've had to

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Speaker 1: bankrupt a person. Uh, let's see who would be good

841
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: to bankrupt. I think I want to bankrupt Jeff Bezos,

842
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: just to see where Laurence Sanchez goes next. Yeah, you know,

843
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: she's only there for a couple of billion reasons. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know one person. Most of my enemies are

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Speaker 1: dead now, so that would be a Joe the One

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Speaker 1: Eyed Trucker from Boston writes, and he says, Ben, do

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Speaker 1: you think all Patriot fans are puppets? Well, that's a

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Speaker 1: great question, Joe. We are going to find out, Joe

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Speaker 1: the One Eyed Trucker from Boston. We're about to find out,

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Speaker 1: because if the Patriots do suck, I don't think you're

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Speaker 1: gonna suck right away, but if they do end up blowing,

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Speaker 1: we will soon find out whether or not these fans

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Speaker 1: are band wag nerves, as Blair and Maine would say,

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Speaker 1: and how many of these people are still Patriot fans. Alright,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna find the answer out here. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's see any time for one more. Let's see here,

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Speaker 1: d d Well, I think I'm gonna leave Tracy's question.

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Speaker 1: He's got a good nickname. Stir scratch scratch off. I

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Speaker 1: don't think we have time to get to that one,

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Speaker 1: because I want to. I want it to be there.

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Speaker 1: It was okay, but it wasn't like the greatest of

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Speaker 1: all time. Uh let's see here. Pete from Cedar Rapids,

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Speaker 1: Iowa says multiple questions for you, says, what do you

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Speaker 1: consider to be the five most instantly recognizable logos in

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Speaker 1: college athletics? So don't forget the Iowa Hawk guys. Uh,

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Speaker 1: well you think you think? Um, I how about just helmets?

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Speaker 1: When I think of college football, I think of Michigan,

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Speaker 1: Notre Dame, Ohio State, Alabama. They just have like the

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Speaker 1: weird um like the number thing there. I think of Alabama.

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Speaker 1: Um USC also is on that list. Um am I

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Speaker 1: forgetting I'm trying to think, Yeah, the long Horns have

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Speaker 1: a good look. Tennessee with the T, the big T there.

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Speaker 1: Um Miami with the U back in the eggs. Mostly

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Speaker 1: because my age, because I remember when Miami had great

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Speaker 1: teams every year. Um So, Penn State is that taboo

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Speaker 1: to say? Because if it happens good Oklahoma, Well that's

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Speaker 1: a good one. Oklahoma, Nebraska. The end on the Nebraska helmets.

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Speaker 1: Pretty pretty good. Yeah, so those are some of them?

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Speaker 1: Any chance? Uh? Did did Doc Mike and Genie I'm

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Speaker 1: a doctor go to med school together? No? I don't

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Speaker 1: think they did. And blind does Blind Scott consider the

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Speaker 1: Star Spangled Band discriminatory? I haven't. I have to ask him.

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Speaker 1: And what is the exchange rate of the Mallard Golden Ticket? Uh?

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Speaker 1: You can turn that Mallard Golden ticket in for a

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Speaker 1: lifetime supply of nothing and a trip to nowhere, a

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Speaker 1: round trip to nowhere. Um and and that that's what

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Speaker 1: the Mallard Golden tickets for. So if you don't want

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Speaker 1: the Mallard Golden Ticket, you can exchange it. We will

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Speaker 1: give you a lifetime supply nothing. In fact, whenever you

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Speaker 1: want nothing, just call us up and ask us to

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Speaker 1: send nothing. We're gonna send nothing anyway. That that's it.

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Speaker 1: Follow us on social media, guest, God's got a social

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Speaker 1: engagement he's got to go to. You can follow me

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Speaker 1: on Twitter at Ben Mallar, Instagram, Ben Maller on Fox Facebook,

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Speaker 1: Ben Mallard Show. And don't forget the cameo. I will

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Speaker 1: make my own cameo for you. The question before we

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Speaker 1: get out of here. I thought we had to go.

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Speaker 1: We do, but I got a question before we go.

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Speaker 1: So what happens? What happens if if someone asks you

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Speaker 1: to take a private cameo video and they actually ask

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Speaker 1: you a disrobe and they pay for it, Well that

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Speaker 1: rates more than the rate that I'm charging on cameo.

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Speaker 1: So if you want, if you pay me enough, I

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Speaker 1: will show you the Hogan. I have the Hogan haircut,

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Speaker 1: have the Hull Cogan haircut. I've got the Hull Cogan

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Speaker 1: hair my my hair. I don't know when this happened.

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Speaker 1: I woke up one morning and my hair started looking

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Speaker 1: like Hulkan Young Hul Colden Hogan, old Hulk Cogan. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how that happened. But well, you don't have

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Speaker 1: the biceps or the handlebar mustache. So I'm sorry, but

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Speaker 1: I did. Maybe it's because when I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: I did eat the Hull Cogan vitamin. I did enjoy

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Speaker 1: the prayers, Yeah I did. I didn't have that back

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Speaker 1: in the back in the day. But yeah, yeah. People

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Speaker 1: want to make any request on on the cameo site.

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Speaker 1: You know, most people so far have been you know,

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Speaker 1: advised people. One guy asked me for some advice. Um,

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Speaker 1: it was a kid's birthday. That was pretty cool. Big

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Speaker 1: fan of the show, young Guy. And there were a

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Speaker 1: few other things. So I've only done a few of them.

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Speaker 1: I gotta really. I keep saying I'm gonna send this

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Speaker 1: out on social media, and I haven't done it yet.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this will be the weekend that I actually did it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. But anyway, and and so follow me

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Speaker 1: on all those things. How can people follow you? Gag

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Speaker 1: on Twitter at David J. Gascon just the letter J,

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Speaker 1: and then Instagram is at Dave Gascon. Alright, wonderful, have

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Speaker 1: a great rest of your weekend, and don't forget We're

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Speaker 1: back in the Magic Radio Box eleven pm Pacific on

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Speaker 1: Sunday night. That's well, look at the math on. That's

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Speaker 1: two am in the East on Monday morning, so just

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Speaker 1: past the witching hour and we'll be on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Have a great rest of your day. We'll catch you

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Speaker 1: next time.