1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:01,880 Speaker 1: You make sure you're telling them to watch out for 2 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 1: Florida or the craziest people in America come from the 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: Bronx and all of the Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. 4 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: The Florida man at tapped an ATM for a very 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man 6 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: is arrested. I can definitely say he's rigged the door 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: to his home and an attempt to electricate his crest. 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 1: White police arrested in Orlando man for talking a Flamenia 9 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: to Breakfast club bitchy donkey of the day when Charlam 10 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: hain't a god. I don't know why y'all keeping letting 11 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: him get your elected. Yes, don'ty to day For Thursday, 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 1: February ninth, go to a Florida man named Lance Kurch. 13 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: What did your uncle Charla always say about the great 14 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,919 Speaker 1: state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from 15 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 1: the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. 16 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: O Kay. Lance is twenty one years old from Palm County, Florida, 17 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: and he's getting dunkey here to day to day because 18 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: he did something that I used to do when I 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 1: was younger, and that's still from a gas station. Okay. 20 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: If you're from a certain environment or should I say, 21 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: a certain economic background, meaning you didn't grow up a much, 22 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: you didn't stole from a gas station. Okay. The biggest 23 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,559 Speaker 1: thing I ever stole from a gas station was gas. Okay. 24 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: Second was a twelve pack of but ice, all right, 25 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: back in the nineteen But I didn't have good taste 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 1: back in the day, back in the nineteen hundred and 27 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: nineties when the Scotchman used to be on seventeen A 28 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 1: in Monk's Corner, South Carolina, when I was a little 29 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: badass teenager, I just walked in the Scotchman, took a 30 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,320 Speaker 1: pack of Dutch Masters in the twelve pack of but ice, 31 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: and just walked out. It happens, man. Okay, I didn't 32 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 1: stole peanut eminem sauce and nextcel magazines, couldn't steal comic books. 33 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: They was too close to the register. But the moral 34 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 1: of the story is folkston stole out of gas stations, okay, 35 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: and Lance Kirts of Palm County, Florida is carrying on tradition. 36 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: The problem is folks in Florida on move like the 37 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: rest of us. All right. One thing about Florida is 38 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 1: they're going to Florida all right. See when I stole 39 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: a lot of gas stations, I did it when the 40 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: store was open. I also did it because I didn't 41 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: have any money. Lance Kurt twelve, he didn't do it 42 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 1: like that. Okay, he didn't do it like I did 43 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: because he's from Florida. Se Lance decided to break into 44 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: a gas station while it was closed. I repeat, this 45 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: man broke into a gas station while it was closed, 46 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: and guess what he stole some damn dog who Now, 47 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 1: I know some people love their dogs, they really do. Station. Yes, okay, yeah, 48 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 1: so they're gonna they're gonna goa all out with their dogs, 49 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. If they dogs doving, if 50 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: they dogs rips touching, they're gonna make moves they think 51 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: are necessary to feed their dog. Okay, But what happened 52 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: in this situation was not only did he break into 53 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: the gas station and steal dog pood, he got caught. 54 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: You know how he got caught. Let's listen to him 55 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: tell the story. It's broken with a knife. They're the 56 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: back door, yes to the back door. It's all on 57 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: the security camera. Yeah, what what was your intention by 58 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: leaving your card behind so then I could come back 59 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,399 Speaker 1: later and pay for it. So they knew my name, 60 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: you know, just in case they got picked up. I 61 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: didn't want to steal anything. You know, it's against the law. Yeah, 62 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: I don't know if they teach you guys that you 63 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: got it caught. He got caught because he left his 64 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: debit card there. Oh man, he got to remember to 65 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,679 Speaker 1: get that. He left him take it out. He was 66 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: trying to pay for it, but the store was closed. 67 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: Cloth broke into a closed store. What he should have said? 68 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: What I will in a minute. I just took my herball. 69 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: Give me five minutes. What I'm saying, is he what 70 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: if he left his card to say, hey, I'm trying 71 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: to pay for it. I'll be back later. Here's my cards. 72 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: What he said again, you pay attention in class? Will 73 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,920 Speaker 1: kicked in the back door? Yes to the back door. 74 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: It's all on the security camera. Yeah, what what was 75 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: your intention by leaving your card behind so then I 76 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: could come back later and pay for it. That's a 77 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 1: good guy. And then knew my name, you know, just 78 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 1: in case I got picked up. I didn't want to 79 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: steal anything. You know, it's against the law. Yeah, and 80 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: he's a pet Now we don't know there's money on 81 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: a debit card. Okay, but that's not even the moral 82 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: of the story. The moral of the story is when 83 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: you commit crimes, the point, or so I thought, is 84 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: to not get caught. Oh so he got the donkey 85 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: for being honest. He got the donkey for breaking into 86 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: a store and leaving his debit card and getting caught. 87 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: If he was going to do all that, just identify yourself. 88 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: My gang is sick, and pet Cole is closed. I can't. 89 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: You might as well call the police station and tell 90 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,280 Speaker 1: him to meet you wherever you're going to commit the crime. First, 91 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: I gotta go get my dog saved because he's hungry, 92 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: and then anything after that. I feel like I'm a 93 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: good Samaritan enough to go, Hey, man, go with him. 94 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: You know, he told the police that stealing is against 95 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,359 Speaker 1: the law, and he looked the police dead in the 96 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 1: eyes and said, I don't know if y'all know that. 97 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: I don't know if they teach y'all that stealing is 98 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 1: against the law. Clearly, this man is not a bright mind. 99 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 1: I felt that guy. Come on, man, I did I 100 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,919 Speaker 1: really felt the soul. Well. He was arrested in childhood 101 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: armed burglary of the dwelling structure and fatigue, and he 102 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 1: was released on a ten thousand dollars bond. Your barn 103 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: is ten thousand dollars. I mean you at least got 104 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 1: a thousand dollars ray. Okay, So if you've got a 105 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 1: thousand dollars to bail out of jail, then you had 106 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: a thousand dollars for dog food. Well, maybe his mom 107 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: has the thousand dollars, or his brothers or something that's 108 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: gonna beil him out are as we know. Cocaine, especially 109 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 1: in Florida, is a hell of a drugs. It is bad. 110 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 1: You have something Florida, You had something Florida. Have some 111 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: what cocaine? What? Don't do that kind of stuff. I 112 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: watched movies and they seem like they're enjoying themselves. That's 113 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: as far as I go. All right, please give them 114 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,640 Speaker 1: lank kirch. The sweet sounds of the Hamletones police. Oh no, 115 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 1: you are dokee of the day, Oh the day? All right? 116 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 1: Who is the Hamletones? Don't even think about it? The 117 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:58,279 Speaker 1: body Universes. I've already been body I'm glad, you know, 118 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 1: not speaking again. Body. We got the new RSVP album 119 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: coming in, the new single coming tomorrow, even though I 120 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 1: was body up tomorrow. We all became a group and 121 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: we all understood each other and um and they gave 122 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: me a chance to get on songs with them, and 123 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: it's explosive. Name the record and that money everywhere, you know. 124 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show on Friday called 125 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: pastor As with DJ nilis Amane. I'm gonna see if 126 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 1: Shena gonna play that. You're gonna have to convince you 127 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,160 Speaker 1: to do it with Nyla. She don't be listening to 128 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:30,360 Speaker 1: this because by that time I'll be ready and smart. 129 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 1: That's good. I'm already coming down. She'll put it because 130 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: she plays her playlist. So see if she'll put it. Okay, 131 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,039 Speaker 1: you gotta picture, I will. I'm listening. I'm not the 132 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: relief picture. I'm the closer. Hey, okay, now, what what 133 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 1: if she does like fifty and goes in bathroom takes 134 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: it dump. She will never do that. I think that. 135 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,040 Speaker 1: I've been thinking about it, and m fifty didn't call 136 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 1: me tripping, so I think everything's okay. Fifty, he's waiting 137 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: donkey to day is brought to you by the law 138 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 1: office of Michael s lam and Soft. Don't be a donkey. 139 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 1: Do pound fifty on your cell and say the bull. 140 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 1: If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two 141 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 1: five bull from your cell and say the bull.