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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. Alchemy is coming nineteen edition.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, guest that Kevin po Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. Just leave it on the you know, you

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Speaker 1: stay there, you know what, you stay there and I'll

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Speaker 1: come get it. No, no, no better skill. Give it

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Speaker 1: to Joey Queer and let him just keep it. But

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet Rock Shall and no particular order.

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Speaker 1: Say you lot to Chris Albarado, Mr Albaron and real

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Speaker 1: ever been fishing? No, no, no, no no. I had

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Speaker 1: a rocky childhood, so fishing was out of the question. Yep.

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Speaker 1: And by rocky, I know what rock you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Look out there, it's Carla Katkowski. What's the last thing

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Speaker 1: you cooked outdoors? Oh? Gosh nothing. I've never used a

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Speaker 1: barbecue in my life, all right, but I've eaten a

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Speaker 1: lot outdoors. Yeah you have. That was my fall up.

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Speaker 1: So thank you. Hey, James Heeney is in the house.

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Speaker 1: Heen comea the what's your least favorite part about going

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Speaker 1: to the beach? Um? I don't like, uh, the idea

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Speaker 1: when I get into the water. If I'm at the

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Speaker 1: beach and getting in the water and I know too

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Speaker 1: many people that have gotten hit by sting rays. So

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Speaker 1: as I get in, I shuffle my feet. I it's

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Speaker 1: just terrifying to me. Now, hit by sting rays in

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Speaker 1: California State beaches. Are you kidding? I know too, I'm

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Speaker 1: not kidding. Got it within two months, my wife got it,

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Speaker 1: got stun, got stune. We're not talking jellyfish, We're talking stingray.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking sting rays. If you have just hiding and

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Speaker 1: waiting to get you, do they have a little blowguns.

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Speaker 1: In James's defense, the California State beach is uh, ask

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Speaker 1: you to do the sting ray shuffle, which is what

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Speaker 1: I do, which is when you walk to your feet

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Speaker 1: like this, shuffling across the sand. My wife got stung

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Speaker 1: by a stingray. She was way past where you would

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Speaker 1: even have your feet in the ground, and it like

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Speaker 1: got her when she wasn't standing on the ground. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think you're being singled up by stingrays and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take it up with my local as Semberment. Hey,

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Speaker 1: everybody's Mark Gagliardi. Hi on your mark. When we're allowed back.

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Speaker 1: What's the first thing you'll do with Disneyland? I the

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Speaker 1: first thing I'm gonna do with Disneyland is I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go very far into the park. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go immediately in the park. I gonna make a

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Speaker 1: right and I'm gonna go to great moments with Mr

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Speaker 1: Lincoln and I'm gonna sit in the front row and

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Speaker 1: he's not going to be wearing a mask, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna be wearing a mask. And when he does

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Speaker 1: the Gettysburg address, I'm gonna get his animatronic spit all

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Speaker 1: over me and his droplets going to care his sweet

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Speaker 1: sweet robotic droplets. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they're they're being fascist

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Speaker 1: about masks wearing in the few parks that have opened.

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Speaker 1: They're literally as scorting people out who aren't wearing a mask.

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Speaker 1: F y I anyways, Uh, last, but soaking his upper

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Speaker 1: lip perspiration if you think him least, it's Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: never new enough. Why do I think you, of all people,

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Speaker 1: must have streaked at some point? You're not wrong, But

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Speaker 1: it was never in like public places. It would be

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Speaker 1: at my me and my house. I don't know, is

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Speaker 1: this uh obvious? His history rewrites to protect oneself from

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Speaker 1: subpoena's no, no, no, from some peenies. No I did.

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Speaker 1: I would poop and pea naked. I have to strip

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Speaker 1: fully new to do it, and at that ended until

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Speaker 1: I was well, I still do it. But that's that's

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Speaker 1: pretty much. That was my ama, and there was an

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Speaker 1: open toilet in my home. So you just thankfully we've

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Speaker 1: driven seventeen miles past the question, and I thank you

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Speaker 1: for all your input. All right, let's do it, damn

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Speaker 1: I P. Lance, who wrote, Hi, y'all. I have been

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Speaker 1: listening since show number one, and I've loved it from

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Speaker 1: much that when the Patroon v I p option came up.

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Speaker 1: I took the plunges. I was totally and totally want

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Speaker 1: this show to continue. Hell as others have done. I've

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Speaker 1: I can write a review. Jesus, Lance is apparently running

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Speaker 1: for best best Member audience member ever. I don't mean

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Speaker 1: any reviews. We need more reviews. We need more reviews.

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Speaker 1: So it's next week you go on the road. Two

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Speaker 1: all the cast members, and thanks to Patroon video video sessions,

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Speaker 1: I am now to the point where I can put

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Speaker 1: voices to names and faces. It's only been like twenty months,

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Speaker 1: but who's counting. Uh okay, such a joy, not joking,

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Speaker 1: Love you all, Lance from Baltimore. It doesn't seem like

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Speaker 1: oh scene suggested there. It is in the middle buried.

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Speaker 1: Thank god. That would be a lot to just read.

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Speaker 1: What't rates are you always certain there is a suggestion. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this one is there always at the end. This one

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Speaker 1: was weirdly buried in the middle, um saying suggestion. Very

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Speaker 1: simple two words divorce court. M h baby, baby, just reconsider, reconsider, reconsider.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm really done. I'm done with it. I'm done

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Speaker 1: with you. I'm sorry. Okay, let's get to it. Everyone

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Speaker 1: can be seated. I am Judge trum Bone. This is

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Speaker 1: my court, and as it's my court, I as it's

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Speaker 1: my court, I will allow that outburst any others. No,

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Speaker 1: thank you, but I I just want to love the

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Speaker 1: way that your eyes pop up against that rope that

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Speaker 1: you're wearing. Thank you very much. It's very handsome, your honor. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I have shark eyes and it pops in

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Speaker 1: this just dark rope, So thank you so much. Awesome. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I like you. I don't know what you're here for.

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Speaker 1: Are you journalist? What's your what's your I'm actually I'm

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Speaker 1: getting a divorce. I'm representing. I'm oh lawyer. She is.

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Speaker 1: Please disregard what he said. She's definitely getting a divorce today.

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Speaker 1: Well is that Greece on your lapel? Sir? What is that? Yes?

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Speaker 1: It is Yana and also elevens and spices. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's the smell. I'm representing the guy, and I just

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Speaker 1: want to say that my opponent, the great lawyer from Detroit,

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Speaker 1: is putting on some voice to make himself sound more

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Speaker 1: interesting and or important, and I object. Yeah, declare, You

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Speaker 1: don't need to declare anything. Okay, we haven't started yet. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we haven't started. I don't I'm not even sure taking

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Speaker 1: first did you not tell your lawyer your name? That

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Speaker 1: is so like you. This is why I can't be

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Speaker 1: with you anymore, because you don't even introduce yourself properly

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Speaker 1: in the right circumstances. Okay, I'll work on it, work

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Speaker 1: on it. Excuse me, sir, Hi, my name is Daniel,

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Speaker 1: Daniel Caravine. Why are you approaching the bench? Who said

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Speaker 1: you hit approach the bench? What is going on? Bailiff?

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Speaker 1: Can I talk you for a second? Bailiff? Yeah? What's bailiffs? Yes? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Can you two? I got I have two bailiffs? Here?

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Speaker 1: Is that? What? How is that? What? Time? Lunch? Today? Lunch?

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Speaker 1: Just want to say it is look at me, me,

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Speaker 1: my chambers, like we are in a recess bailiffs chambers.

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Speaker 1: I think I think I won. I think I won. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not a winner. It's not a winner. Lose. We're

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Speaker 1: not We're not quiet yet, they assumed to be ex

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Speaker 1: Mrs Carabine. We'll talk to the judge. I'll let you

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Speaker 1: know what what what he says when we come out

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Speaker 1: of there. Hey, what's up you, bailess? We need a well, Steve,

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Speaker 1: I think we need a break. Well, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: We need a break. Okay, what does that mean? It

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Speaker 1: means we need to come apart. We need some time apart.

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Speaker 1: What sure, I'm an employee. I don't understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: I understand that, And what I'm saying is, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you in another courtroom and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get a different bail You're gonna put me. Yes, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be moved. What is confusion about? Look divorce court.

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Speaker 1: Divorce Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge trump

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Speaker 1: p Et presiding, seems like alright, I'm taking a look here.

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Speaker 1: We've got Honorable Trumbone from the court next door. I

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Speaker 1: would like to separate from his uh from his bailiff.

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Speaker 1: Steve is that correct. Yeah, this is some kind of bullshit.

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Speaker 1: What do your grievance is, Honorable Judge trump Bone grievances

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Speaker 1: are that number one? Uh? Lack of duty? Duty? What's

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Speaker 1: number two? This is part of it. What just happened

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Speaker 1: right there, that's a huge part of it. I you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't I gett to my courtroom. I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what's going on? I have a number three? Is alright?

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Speaker 1: What's number three? You want? The third problem is we

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Speaker 1: don't question any more authorities. Sure, we don't talk anymore.

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Speaker 1: You're on here. We used to connect, we used to vibe.

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Speaker 1: We should go down and from an employee, where are

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Speaker 1: your lawyers? You're on? I am all right here and

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Speaker 1: I am here to represent the bailiff. But I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to say your honor that your cologne is really

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Speaker 1: nice today. Well, gosh, thank you very much. Yeah. It

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Speaker 1: walks into the air and it circulates through the room,

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Speaker 1: and I am overly impressed. It is Dolce and Gabana.

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Speaker 1: And aren't you the dolce ist as in the sweetest

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Speaker 1: for saying so? Are you from Detroit? I am? I

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Speaker 1: just heard it in right outside ham trammic is where

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Speaker 1: I'm from ham Trammic right outside. I'd like to second

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Speaker 1: the notion and regarding the cologne, sir to subtle yet pleasing.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, need to steve, You've already won this case.

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Speaker 1: What that's right? Thank you? Tom. That sucks, dude. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you guys broke up. That's sucking, bummer, dude.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, your mother welcome to stay at my place

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Speaker 1: as long as you need to, dude. And uh no,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if I want to be a

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Speaker 1: bailiff anymore. I feeling good, have changed everything. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean this is a time to kind of booting

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Speaker 1: on you and your family. No, man, No, I didn't

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Speaker 1: know you're you're you are family, dude, So don't don't

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Speaker 1: worry about that. Um. But you know, everyone's kind of

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Speaker 1: got weird hours. I work night shifts. Miranda's and the

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Speaker 1: just just kind of just melt in, dude. I don't

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Speaker 1: think it's gonna be that big of a problem. But

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Speaker 1: you have cable TV. Yeah, we got cable Yeah, Dad,

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Speaker 1: can you pass the bread? Yeah? So uh yeah, so everyone,

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Speaker 1: of course Tom's gonna be with us for a bid

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Speaker 1: and we're just not even wearing any shoes. Okay, House,

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Speaker 1: he should be wearing shoes. Okay, is that what I'm

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Speaker 1: telling his fate? Look at that toenail. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: christ on a cue combing? Can I talk to you

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen, murder? What is it, Miranda, Miranda Jr. Senior? Baby,

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Speaker 1: you can talk to you in the kitchen for a second.

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Speaker 1: Yes you, yes, you look you've been hanging out with

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Speaker 1: and lingo. That's it's just that's just like I feel

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Speaker 1: buddy Tom out. Okay. Well, I'm just saying I pay

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Speaker 1: walk the plank. Oh, let's see, let's seecks just full

416
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: of sandwiches. Well, Jim, you're you're completely uh immunized, You're

417
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: good to go or whatever the word is. And uh,

418
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: I also see here that you want to uh, you're

419
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: looking for a letter from a doctor's safe to not

420
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: walk off the plank? Are you serious? Well? I mean

421
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 1: I know that it's rare that these types of things

422
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: come up, but as a non swimmer, I think it's

423
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: important to have a note on hand in case. Excuse me, sorry,

424
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 1: but Timmy the non swimmer. Sorry, can I just have

425
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: a doctor? The doctor? Is he here for just a moment.

426
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: Just got some test results. I wanted to let him

427
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: know about real Oh my god, these are my results?

428
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 1: What are there? Yeah? The results are you could stay

429
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: just if you would look the other way and maybe

430
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:19,439
Speaker 1: type on your phone. So I feel like you're distracted? Done? Okay?

431
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: When someone becomes immune? Yeah, how what's the past tense

432
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: of that? Is? The test results? Are you just scolding?

433
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: What is going on? This is the test and they're immunized.

434
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: The I the immunities of eyes. Their immunity has eyes. Okay,

435
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to leave the building and pack

436
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: up your stuff. Get everything out of your locker. No,

437
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: my doctor's locker. No, no, I earned that. Give me

438
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: your so I was like, no, I don't want to

439
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: see you anymore anyway. Doctors a locker talk, you know

440
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: how it goes? Oh? Sh look who just walked in?

441
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 1: Like h nothing, I got cut from the team, from

442
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: the doctor team. Doctor team. Just got cut from the team,

443
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 1: like red tagging his locker cut? Was it the pronunciation problem? Yeah, yeah,

444
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: I pronuncing a word I don't understand. And let's let's

445
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: guess what the word was pronunci eight. This is this

446
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: is the most like broish bullshit doctor's locker. Remember been

447
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: to my life? I have some fucking class. I mean,

448
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: look this noted. It definitely is from a doctor, and

449
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: it says he can't walk the plank. It's legitimate. Yea,

450
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: enough walking up flying make him walk more clear? I

451
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: shouldn't have to have got the doctor snow. Then we'll

452
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: draw and cool to them, will cut them up. We'll

453
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: cut them up. Don't worry, children. Soon right across the horizon,

454
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: a ship will come through and give us all sandwiches,

455
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: what kind of ses? All kinds of sandwiches? The crystal

456
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: will if you want? Can we get them without crust? Probably? Probably? Yeah,

457
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: So you're not going to commit to an answer. I

458
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk they made over there makes

459
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: my stomach go flippity flop trauma, that trauma. What are

460
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: you doing? Man? What are you doing? My blood sugars? Okay, sandwich,

461
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: I mean too, my god, but you can't put it

462
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: on these kids. Come on, they're putting it on me there.

463
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: They know what the they're doing. Just asked you a question, Henry.

464
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: They just to a question about the roast beef or

465
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: if there was crust. You listen, listen, dude, listen. I'm

466
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: done playing fucking pretend land here. Okay, you're belly. No,

467
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: I am distended from starvation, and I don't know. I

468
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: don't know why I followed it here to Orphan Island anyway.

469
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: I thought we'd be good people doing good things. You're

470
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: not gonna hear about sherry splippity flop stomach and fucking

471
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 1: Jimmy's fucking bullshit all day. I'm done, dude. When that

472
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: ship comes, I'm going back with him, Henry. Come on, dude,

473
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: look we're doing good work out here, okay, And and

474
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: look maybe maybe we should have we have salad stuff

475
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: we can make. I can make. I don't lot any

476
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: more sound stuff, dude, So say you keep saying sound

477
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: stuff like that's like good? Okay, Gary and Terry YouTube

478
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: signed up for Orphan Island. Right, Orphan Island, Right, that's

479
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: the jingle. I just have a couple of questions for you,

480
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: and then we'll send you on your way, and thanks

481
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: again for violin tearing. Question number why one is why

482
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: did you choose or for nine? Well, we're good people?

483
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: Uh huh? Are either one of you orphans? Yes, I'm

484
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: speaking for my client. Would you go? You're doing You're

485
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: doing a great job. Thank you so much. I'm so hungry.

486
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: I actually I actually gotta go pep. So I'm gonna

487
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: have my client speak for her and I'm gonna go.

488
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: Uh we heard so? Uh? Also, uh you, sir? What

489
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: was your reason for volunteering good people? Yeah? Right? Um,

490
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm just curious why you Is there a key for

491
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: the brotherroom or is it is? I might as code

492
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: three to one. I guess nine six eight to nine

493
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: seven he's gone, he's left the room a while ago.

494
00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:01,959
Speaker 1: Nine seven, nine seven, Thank you, three to seven. You're

495
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: going to do great at Orphan Island. Um, do either

496
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: one of you have ibs? Funny? You should ask yes, yes,

497
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: not terribly funny. When you get to Orphan Island, I

498
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: can assure you. Are you on any sort of medication

499
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: for your ibs? Funny you should ask yes, yes, I am.

500
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: None of these questions were designed to be funny. Okay,

501
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: So everything looks good with your your charge? She charges um,

502
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: and you want to get some medication for your Yeah,

503
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: isn't that funny? Uh? Yeah, So I'm not going to

504
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: give you prescription for that. I think that's you don't

505
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: need that. I think. I think if you pray it away,

506
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: it'll be fine. But I thought you were the doctor

507
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: who gives out like prescriptions for walking a plane. I was,

508
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: but then I got flippity flop a lot of trouble

509
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: for that. So I have a lot of money. I

510
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: think I was a doctor who had a locker. Okay,

511
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: I was part of a team. I was part of

512
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: a unit. And the locker or a hurt locker, or

513
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: like a book locker, or like a I look at like,

514
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: what kind of locker? What kind of locker? It was

515
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: like a gym. You know, it's like there's open grates,

516
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: you can put your pads in there. I spent a

517
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: lot of time in the inside of those, got beat

518
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: up a lot in school. Oh I thought you worked

519
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: with metal. Oh my god, that's uh, that's a you

520
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: know what. Welcome back to the Dollar Pyramid. We've got

521
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: a great couple of celebrity guest for us today and

522
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: they're gonna try to win twenty five thousand for these

523
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: two wonderful fans slash civilians. We're just to catch you up.

524
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: We're in the second act now and we're gonna go

525
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: over to Steve with giving clues. And here's your word.

526
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: The word is locker. Okay okay um uh house uh

527
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: hand sanitizer um uh big open open uh dusty um

528
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: uh groger Uh no no uh do dog dog do?

529
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: Um sim symbol a symbol, a bit, some symbol a

530
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 1: bit lockers uh locker n I got no. I said,

531
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: all right, once against dude, you've managed to get points

532
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 1: for your civilian without realizing you had won the round.

533
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: When we come back, we're gonna hear from team too.

534
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: Right after this words from Larry's House of suns. Okay,

535
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: I'm calm everybody. Look, kids, look here he comes. Here

536
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: comes the ship's wait and say, hi, what are those

537
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: are those cannons? I think it's a cannons and a

538
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: diving board. Maybe they're gonna shoot shoot? I don't know

539
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: if I say the pirate chip, sir, And this looks

540
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: like a pirate ship. Yeah, there's a big skull painted

541
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 1: on the side of it with bones, skull and bones.

542
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: That's a pirate thing. That's a pirate thing. Okay, fun pirates,

543
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: heavy pirates. Kids? Do you want to eat more solid stuff?

544
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 1: Does that sound like death to anyone else? That sounds

545
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: like marching? Want this plank? I'm telling you, please, don't

546
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 1: make me get down. I'm baking you. There's a person

547
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: on that plank. It's called a diving board. Josh, maybe

548
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,959
Speaker 1: he'll do a cannon ball. Let's see. He's gonna die.

549
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: It's too high up there. Listen, Sherry, I know you've

550
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: seen a lot of bad things in your life, hence

551
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: the flippity flops. Yeah, man, it's gonna die and everyone dies.

552
00:35:51,160 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: Everyone does it works? What's the handless number? One of

553
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: wolfn Island. Everyone dies, What the fuck? I didn't say

554
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 1: that that the kids said that, But where do they

555
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: learned that from Henry? But they learned that from Henry? Huh.

556
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sucking starting. I go it s up.

557
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: I got soup, not a scene too. I'm fucking starving, man.

558
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: I love salad stuff. Oh my lord. Three from Patron

559
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: VP Wyatt Hunter, who wrote high Alchemist. I'm a proud

560
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:41,240
Speaker 1: Patreon supporter and everyone should join insert compliment here, insert

561
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: callback reference such as I digress. My scene suggestion is

562
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: this Satan's minions are misbehaving, so he sends them to

563
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:57,280
Speaker 1: summer camp. Much love, Wyatt from the U K. Okay, well, Shanna,

564
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, right, I mean,

565
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: like ate my face off? Okay, I wanted to because

566
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: I felt like it. You wanted someone to eat your

567
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: face off. I ate my own face off, and yeah

568
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: I saw that, Okay, and you scared some of the

569
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: other kids. Yeah all right. Did you come into my

570
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: office really quick, Stephanie? Yes, excuse me, Hi, listen. I

571
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: don't want to scare you, but I am about sure

572
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: the three of your campers are You're shaking is everything. Okay,

573
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 1: I think that their spawns of Satan. I think there.

574
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no,

575
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: no no. I don't think you think I'm crazy un

576
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: telling the truth. Why are you every year? You just

577
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: you pick out three kids, hate three kids? Every year.

578
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: There's a lot of blood. There's a lot of things

579
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: that are happening this year. That's crazy. There's the smell

580
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: of sulfur every day, every day Jordan's I don't know

581
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 1: what you want me to do. Honestly, this is just

582
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: disturb it. I cannot believe that you're one of the

583
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,760
Speaker 1: counselors with me here. It's like, we should wear this cross.

584
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: I just think you should wear this cross. I'm not

585
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: going to wear that religious icnography here. This is just

586
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: this should be for everyone. Okay, I'm not joking. Put

587
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 1: in your pocket, put your packet. I don't want this,

588
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: I don't need this. I'm good just saying if we

589
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: don't all use it, it's useless. It's it's like a protection. Um.

590
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I thought it was really

591
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: cool when you ate your face and then spit it

592
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: back out. Thanks. I was working up to it and

593
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: I thought maybe I would disappear my face forever, but

594
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: then I pooped it out. I'm glad you didn't. I

595
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: didn't glad he didn't disappear it forever. I mean, I'm

596
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: this is stupid, but I made you have a bracelet

597
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: a franchi. Do you want to touch me? But you're

598
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: all glowing and stuff, go for it? Okay, alright, campers,

599
00:38:55,160 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: a line up, campers, line up? Ship this kids having

600
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: a seizure all right? Oh my god, oh tongue and

601
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: uh sorry, sorry about that. I Oh my god, I

602
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: felt the soul. Oh my god. Well, so he's in

603
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: charge now. Okay, guys, I'm in charge, and I'll be

604
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,439
Speaker 1: very honest. It's gonna be a different kind of camp

605
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: experience now. But I'm in charge, okay, because I'm not

606
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: going to put up with any of your devilish acts.

607
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: You're not asshole that takes three people every year and

608
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: hates for no reason. You know what, There's always a reason,

609
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: and this year, I've got a specific reason, and I

610
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: want each of you to come up and I'm going

611
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: to put a necklace on you. Okay, So that way,

612
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: what was that I'm not wearing you? It Neglice dry

613
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:10,240
Speaker 1: this that that is? That is Brimstone High counselor Jane.

614
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: So how is my little boy doing? I know he

615
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 1: he was writing home. He said he had a crush

616
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 1: on some girl that does funny things with her face.

617
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 1: Is everything? Okay? Annette? Um wait wait you call me anette?

618
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: You never call me a Nette. Brian. Brian was touched

619
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: by a demon and his soul was ripped him and

620
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: sent to the nether world. I don't know how else

621
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: to say this. Wait, what well, you better say it

622
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: another way, because what you just said doesn't make any sense,

623
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: is he Okay? Put him on the phone. Put them

624
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: on the phone. He's like, we're not able. We can't

625
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: talk to him like this. Look, if you want to

626
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: get Brian back, you're gonna have to traverse the river

627
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: sticks and break down the walls of Hades herself and

628
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: find him. We did this last year, I know, and

629
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: then it was like fucking nightmare. Net Listen, Okay, I

630
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 1: can't help this. One of the other campers is possessed

631
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: by Satan. I don't know how clear I can be

632
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: about that, Trevor, Mate, I don't know how long we've

633
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: been working on his walls of hades. But at some

634
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: point they'll be done right. Well, thanks, So what about you, lief?

635
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: You think we're gonna finish his fucking walls his hades? Mate,

636
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: I don't think we're ever going to finish this. I mean,

637
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: is that all right in hell? Is to just build

638
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: this this wall? I mean, look over there, look at Sisipus.

639
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: How long you've been pushing that fucking rock up there

640
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: since I got here? That's for sure? Take a break,

641
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: will you? You know he can't take a break? Was

642
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: a s guy. It was just just shown up. Yeah,

643
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: you the one who's with the name tag. What says Brian? Brian?

644
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: What's your story? Um? I I was in camp and

645
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: then I liked the girl, and then I'm here right right?

646
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: But my mom I think my mom's coming to get me.

647
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm not going. Yeah, she's definitely coming to get you

648
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: by yeah that's what I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's

649
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: coming eventually. Right, Yeah, that's what I mean. Can we

650
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: get you anything in the meantime? Are you hungry or

651
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: you're thirsty? Do you have any salad stuff? Salad stuff? Yeah,

652
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: it's like sweet green there and over in the back. Okay,

653
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: So what would you like, go on that salad, mate,

654
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: let's get to work on it. I don't know just

655
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: standards a kid salad? A kid what we made a

656
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: kid's salad, that's what. Just let us in A couple

657
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 1: of carrots and branch dressing. Yeah, and Cruton's plays extra crutons.

658
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question, sir? Any question you

659
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: got a little one? Have you ever been in love?

660
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: And if so, how did you know? And if so,

661
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: what did you do about it? Where sure, I've been

662
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: in love and I knew it because I shook until

663
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: my soul was gone. I think that's what happened to me, right,

664
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: That's what happened to all of us down here. Mate. Well, Jordan,

665
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 1: thank you so much for saying me a lot of table.

666
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,479
Speaker 1: You're well completely child of good. It's always welcome into

667
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: the house of good. Thank you, good good. What can

668
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: I do for your child? Well, it's pretty simple. It's

669
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 1: similar to last year, except this time I'm one page.

670
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: I am sure that this year three of the campers

671
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: are possessed demons. I don't think they're possessed. I think

672
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: there's literally some decent demons and some of them have possessed.

673
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: It's it's like a virus outbreak, and I can't get

674
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: anybody to use the crosses. I don't know what to do.

675
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: I think you need to come down to the campground. Jordan.

676
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: What you're saying is a very serious sin. Don't know

677
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I know last year I was wrong,

678
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: but this is not a sin because it's true. Jordan's

679
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: I exercise the children that didn't need to be exercised.

680
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: Do you know what that means? I opened the portal

681
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: to hell and then got them possessed? My bad, my

682
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: bad father. I'm just saying, we need to cross the

683
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: river sticks this time. Okay, we need to get I

684
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: lost a camper and no camper left behind. Okay, so

685
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: I need you and me to go down the river sticks.

686
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's a different mythology than what how

687
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: you believe? You understand it right? You know what I'm

688
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: working with? What I got here? Okay, I don't know.

689
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot, but I know that we've

690
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: lost one. It's names Brian. Wow. Well, the way I

691
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: see it is you never really told her how you

692
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: felt about her? Is good? That for years, mate, I've

693
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: been telling you that for years. I guess that's right. Yeah, yeah,

694
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: does anybody want to buy them in Crucians? They're covering ranch.

695
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 1: Oh thanks mate, you went not on lab. But that's

696
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 1: very generous of you. He's been a time little man.

697
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: Do you want to help us build his wooly? No?

698
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: Thank you. Not Just pay the ferryman, Just pay the environyman.

699
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: I paid last year and he said it was good

700
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: for three sixty five days. That was last year. That

701
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: was three and sixty five days. I don't to the day.

702
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

703
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: You pay, you pay? No, just is it my kid

704
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 1: to the day? Just pay the fucking ferry Okay fine? Also,

705
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: thank you for coming along on a girl's trip of course.

706
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: Okay here here? What how much do I give you? Again?

707
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: Is it two locks of my hand? Captain won a payment?

708
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: Captain won a payment one coin per e one coin

709
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: per eyes. So there's four eyes. No, just just pay

710
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: just two coins, four coins per eye. Do you have

711
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: two eyes? You have two eyes? Oh my god, I

712
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: do so, so you get two coins for you, two

713
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: coins for me? Is it just one for all of us?

714
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: Or like do we have flirting? Stop flirting with him. Ok, okay,

715
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: go co co co? Excuse me, sir? Yes, oh what

716
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: was that? Who was that? Sorry? I'm sorry, I'm actually here.

717
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: I feel partly responsible for Brian. I'm here. You don't

718
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: came back. There is a cue acute. Well, I'm with them.

719
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: They don't know it yet, but I feel responsible for

720
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: what's happened. Two more coins. Jordan, Hi, this is Jordan,

721
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: thank you. Uh, Jordan's uh, this is a This is

722
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: the mother of the kid whose soul you send down here.

723
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh, you're the one that mess with Brian. Listen,

724
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: it's not really that I messed with Brian. It's just

725
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: the last year I cried Wolton. No one believed me

726
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: this year, so it's kind of my fault. Does anybody

727
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: have some coins that can have Well, I don't know.

728
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: I just feel like when I leave, you guys can

729
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: just come with me and you could be my brothers

730
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 1: or something for my uncle's I don't think he guess mate,

731
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: it definitely doesn't. Nobody leaves him mite. Yeah. You see

732
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: that door right there and has a code. It does.

733
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: The code is three to one eight two nine. We

734
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: we've been punching it wrong. Oldest time we've been punching

735
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: three to two, eight to nine, seven is whole fucking time.

736
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: It's true, and every time it doesn't look Brian, Brian, Mom, Brian,

737
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: I miss you, Mom, Get off of me. These are

738
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: my friends. How you doing it? You must be a

739
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:27,919
Speaker 1: net I am yes? Hi, Wow, you are handsome. Well.

740
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: This is my friend. This is Teresa, Teresa. It's a

741
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: bottle up holy water. Oh my god, my friends, my friends.

742
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: Leave alone, leave alone? Baby, come back? Stop stop, stops up, baby,

743
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: come back. I'm sorry, that just made me think of that. Sorry. So, Shanna,

744
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: you've got to come out of your room sometime. I

745
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: know he broke your heart. I know he's gone, but

746
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: you've got to come out of there. Uh. I don't

747
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: want to, Shanna. No, I'm gonna eat my face. You

748
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: don't regurgitate and eat your face again. That's how you

749
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: got a boy in this first place to fall for you.

750
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Just get over it? Yeah,

751
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: we're different than them. Get over it. We can't be

752
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: like the rest of those humans, can't. We failed. We

753
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: all do the same stuff, we all feel. We all

754
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: eat sandwiches. Hey, mom, thanks for driving me to this house.

755
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: No problem, Hey, go get him. Thanks. Mom. Look, I'm

756
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 1: just saying Sean was hold on. Somebody's at the door.

757
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 1: What hell? Hello? Hello? Oh? Shu is Shan? Is Shaanna here?

758
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: Who's ass? Brad At? It's okay, Dad, It's okay, it's okay,

759
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: it's okay you Shan bye? Is it for Shanni or

760
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: shan up? Shana? Is that you? It's it's me, Brian.

761
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, oh oh no, oh no, I'm good.

762
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: I can't help myself. I made it everything. Oh god,

763
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 1: Well she's regurgitated her face again. Brian, Yeah, I'm still here.

764
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: Somehow I thought I killed you and sent you to hell.

765
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: You did, but Hell's not what people think it is.

766
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 1: Hell is just like a munch of cool uncles who

767
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: didn't get it right the first time. Wow. Sounds like

768
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: you've lived a whole lifetime of experience. I feel like

769
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: I have in some ways. Um, do you want to

770
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: get ice cream? My mom's outside? Yeah, I eat ice cream.

771
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: It feels like, do you want to touch me? I'm not.

772
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: We can hold hands, but are you sure that the

773
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: bad thing won't happen to me again? I'm not? Uh

774
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: sorry about Jesus. Um, it's uh, it's kind of a

775
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: hot girl summer, if you know what I mean. And people, uh,

776
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: a lot of people going to hell, A lot of

777
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: people are going up to heaven. I don't know if

778
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: you want to check the numbers or you wanna get

779
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: involved in some way, but um, I just want to

780
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: bring this to your attention. I thought a lot of

781
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: you probably know about this already. You know I'm I'm

782
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 1: niscient and I'm omnipresent. All right, you're probably sleeping. I

783
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: just wanted to come by and talk to you at

784
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: the door. Hey, you're up, all right? Uh? Yeah, So

785
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know what the hell

786
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: is popping off right now? And do you need a lozenge?

787
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: Do what? H Let me see if I gets all right,

788
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll take control of the situation. Jesus,

789
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: your mother has it under control, all right. Yes, we

790
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 1: know that there's a lot going on right now in

791
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: the world. Uh, and it's all purposeful. There is a

792
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: reason behind all of it. And I bet you want

793
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: to know what that reason is, don't you. I mean,

794
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: I trust you, I trust you, But if you about

795
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: love to hear it, I'd love to hear it you. Well,

796
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: it's about teamwork, ensemble. Uh, supporting each other, getting on

797
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: the same page, highlighting each other's strengths. Are you trusting

798
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: each other forward? Yes? Yes, I'm starting poster alright. I

799
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 1: didn't feel that you could see me. I thought my

800
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: eye line was in the right direction. What. No, it's

801
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: a great boaster either way. Yes, thank you. You know

802
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm built to completely serve. I can't really contradict or.

803
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: I go downtown and so happy to be an unjailed.

804
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: I love my gig, but that's kind of what I do.

805
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 1: Just gonna pass messages back and feel like I did

806
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: my thing. I might. Uh could you bring us a

807
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: roast beef sandwich? Yes? I can get that one right now.

808
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: I know it out. Do you think I can't do that?

809
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: I can do that too. I'm saying the next time

810
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 1: you come, I would like you to bring a roast

811
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: beef sandwich. I can go get one right now. I

812
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: can go. I could do that too. I'm just saying

813
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: the next time, it would be great for you to

814
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: bring us a gift. I hear what you're saying, so

815
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: I'll get one now. Okay, I can do that too,

816
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 1: I said I could do that. I look, okay, fine,

817
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: you've ruined it. Here, here's a roast beef sandwich here.

818
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's awesome. That's for me. Oh I'm sorry.

819
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: Here you go. This is your Rosebary sandwich. Good meeting,

820
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: great meeting. Okay, awesome. I'll bring a lozenge and uh

821
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: I'll be back. Dude, dude, it sounds like she's into you.

822
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I don't. That's crazy, man, come out. So

823
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: what Hey, she's still a lady, she still got meats. Yeah.

824
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,439
Speaker 1: I have no genitalia, man, I have no sex drive,

825
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Speaker 1: but I do think in like a bigger way. I

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Speaker 1: kind of support her. But I mean, hold on, I

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Speaker 1: mean interrupt you. But you were built to serve, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I served that ass out man. Man. I mean I

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Speaker 1: hear what you're saying, but that does nothing to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't even feel that. I can't at times, but

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Speaker 1: can they can remove it. So what I'm thinking is

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Speaker 1: I might be able to be there emotionally for you know,

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00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: because like Joseph friend zone, you don't want to be

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Speaker 1: in that friend zone. Dog. Yeah yeah, but you know

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Speaker 1: Jesus is have you have you kiss somebody? Have you

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Speaker 1: ever kissed someone, Um, I mean kissed by the let

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Speaker 1: of God. Yeah, okay, here, what do you know, my shoulder?

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Speaker 1: That's that's what she wants to kiss my shoulder. Get

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Speaker 1: off my shoulder. I'm sorry, Angel, stand back. You got it.

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Speaker 1: The funk was that I was talking to Michael. He

841
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 1: that was the most disgusting thing that has ever happened

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Speaker 1: to me. And I've been around since forever. Okay, I

843
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: botched it. I botched it. All right, Let's let's drop

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Speaker 1: the sandwich. Angel, dropped the sandwich and exit the room.

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Speaker 1: You got it. Don't fly. I want you to walk.

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Speaker 1: Walk out of the room. You got it, But don't

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Speaker 1: turn around. Keep your eyes on me. I don't want

848
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 1: your eyes going anywhere else. Keep about me and step out,

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Speaker 1: step backwards, step very slowly. Okay. The doors to my left, okay,

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Speaker 1: oh okay, okay, uh. I feel like the door was

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Speaker 1: here before. It's gone. Now. I moved it. Okay, I

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00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: moved totally totally cool. This is your punishment. He will

853
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Speaker 1: spend the rest of eternity. What the funk? Man? What

854
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: the lock? She moved the door. That means she wants

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Speaker 1: the more. I don't think so, man. I don't think so.

856
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: I think I should just like quit while on ahead. Hey,

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Speaker 1: have you ever stuck in your fingers and said someone's

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Speaker 1: mouth before? I guess to help someone throw up? Sure?

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00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: Who would you? Would you help throw up? Uh? Let's

860
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 1: see who was it? I think it was a mess

861
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 1: of fist. He was choking. Dude, dude, fucking help me

862
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: throw up? Come on, you got ship? What are you showing?

863
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: Don't put your foot in my ear? How's that work? Oh? Yeah,

864
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 1: there we go? There we god feel eggs? Man? Are

865
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: you feeling, bud? Oh so much better you're feeling? Wow?

866
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: That roasty sandwich just fucking filled me in like a helium.

867
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: It was insane. Yeah, you're allergic, man, I don't know

868
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: if you got something. Man, kiss my shoulder quick? Uh yeah, thanks?

869
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. That's nice. There you go, buddy, Let

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Speaker 1: me run. Um mom um. This is one of the

871
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Speaker 1: guys you met down before, one of the cool guys

872
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Speaker 1: out there, like, Um, I'll leave you too alone. I'm

873
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Speaker 1: gonna go meet I'm gonna go shan shan by right

874
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: so and that yes, yes, well you're you got quite

875
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: a lovely boy there. When it gave us a code,

876
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: got us right out at you know, it was he's

877
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Speaker 1: a smart boy, always with the numbers, numbers, So do

878
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: you think he's setting us up on a date. Yes,

879
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: that's what this is. That's what this is. I should

880
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: just say up front, I'm not interested. Oh well to

881
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: the house of awkward. Um, thank you also very damn

882
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: much for joining us today. Um let's start with Carla,

883
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: just to make it crystal clear how much you have

884
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: been missed. Yeah, this one microphone per house thing is

885
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: just not working for us. I love that you're in

886
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: the Carolinas. We didn't expect to be here this long,

887
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: and that you've escaped reality beautifully and I've created your

888
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 1: own and that it's going well. But I'm going to

889
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: take up a collection from the listeners and see if

890
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: you can send a second microphone, because this is really

891
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: so great to have you back. And thank you as always,

892
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: thank you for inviting me. Did the the in laws

893
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: come and go? Were they still there? They came and went,

894
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: and it was some We did the test, we did

895
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:22,919
Speaker 1: testing all four of us. We did the social distancing Um. Yeah,

896
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: we ate outside together six ft apart. Like it was

897
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: really stressful. Actually, it's so weird. It's a new world,

898
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 1: every aspect of it. But we're so glad that you

899
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Speaker 1: could make time and please come back as soon as possible.

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00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: Thanks Ken much, much safety and health to you all. Christovarado,

901
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 1: same here, buddy, Thanks so much for coming back and

902
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: uh and joining the fun and and God, God bless

903
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: you and the family. Hey, God bless you and your family.

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00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Really. By the way, my

905
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 1: mom right before we started recording and sent me a

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Speaker 1: video of you getting roast getting roasted by Nikki what's

907
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: her name, Nicky Glacier class Glass. Yeah. Yeah, it was

908
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: the Bruce Willis Rose and we were all in the

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00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: dais and as is the want of those ridiculous things,

910
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: they you have to roast each other as well, right,

911
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: But my mom led with, look how handsome he looks

912
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: in this. I think it's the tuxedo or suit. So

913
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Speaker 1: my mom was she had the hots for you this morning.

914
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: That was to say, yeah, gotta look good in the

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00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,919
Speaker 1: tucks or stock wearing clothing altogether. That is where I said,

916
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Speaker 1: you know, speaking of roasting other people on the daist,

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to digress for a moment, because hey,

918
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 1: why not They ended up cutting two of my favorite

919
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 1: jokes because um they were, well, I'll share them with

920
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: you guys and the listeners. Please write to us your

921
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: name here at auguments dot com and the way in

922
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: whether they should be Maybe you shouldn't cut from a

923
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Speaker 1: roast it might be imagine. Well, that's why I wanted.

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00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: I want the feedback from people I can truy. This

925
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: is an airring on Comedy Central, So you're supposed to

926
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: roast each other on the days, we're supposed to really

927
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,439
Speaker 1: go after people. So like Ed Norton was on the days,

928
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, Ed Norton's here. Of course, back

929
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Speaker 1: in the day Ed Norton ran around with Courtney Love.

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01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: I should say that a little more respectfully. Ed Norton

931
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: has aids it was the biggest laugh of the entire night.

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Speaker 1: I promise you all humility is uh incorporated. And then later,

933
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 1: like ten minutes later, my I set this call back

934
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Speaker 1: when I finally got to Bruce. Uh. Bruce is a

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Speaker 1: very private guy. I've known him a long time. We've

936
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: done several movies together. I've seen him in his private life,

937
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: and there's some certain things that nobody knows about, one

938
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Speaker 1: of which I should share uh Ed Norton gave Bruce aids.

939
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Speaker 1: Isn't it weird that both of those jokes did not. Anyways,

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01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: little levity for my my crew that I love so much,

941
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: including Mark Gagliardi. Thanks for having me. This is always

942
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Speaker 1: a blast. I hope to see you very soon. Joey Greers,

943
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 1: same to you, pleasure, Thank you for having man. Please

944
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: stay healthy. And James, you're gonna miss you for the

945
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: next couple of weeks. Please let us know when you come.

946
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 1: It's a shame about James, guy, shame about jam All right,

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Speaker 1: that's it for today. Let's thank our producer and engineer

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Speaker 1: of the Stars, Mr Doug Baine. Find folks that I

949
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: heart media Famy host Kevin Pollock reminding you we can

950
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: beat this damn thing if everyone wears a mask every

951
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: single time to leave their house. That's it. That's all

952
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Speaker 1: you gotta do, all right, Love you all, Please be

953
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Speaker 1: safe and healthy out there. Until next time. Hi,