WEBVTT - Who is America's Worst President?

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what, mango? What's that? Well? All right, so, I

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<v Speaker 1>know there's a lot of debate over whether to keep

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Jackson on the twenty dollar bill, But one thing

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<v Speaker 1>there isn't much debate about is what kind of person

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<v Speaker 1>Jackson was. Yeah, I think you can sum it up

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<v Speaker 1>with one word terrible. I think you're probably accurate on that.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was obviously popular, but he was also terrible,

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<v Speaker 1>and especially in his younger day. So let me just

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<v Speaker 1>read you this little passage from Cormac McCarthy's Wonderful Secret

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<v Speaker 1>Lives of Presidents. I know it's always been one of

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<v Speaker 1>our favorites to turn to when reading about the presidents,

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<v Speaker 1>But here's how he puts it. Stories of Jackson's hooliganism abound.

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<v Speaker 1>When asked to organize the local dancing school's Christmas ball,

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<v Speaker 1>he secretly invited two of the town's most experienced prostitutes,

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<v Speaker 1>causing a scandal. On another occasion, he and his fellow

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<v Speaker 1>miscreants demolished a local tavern, beginning with the glassware, advancing

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<v Speaker 1>to the furniture, and concluding their sware by setting the

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<v Speaker 1>buildings ablaze. Bloys will be boys, as Cormack so he

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<v Speaker 1>then continues jack and was also known to complete many

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<v Speaker 1>of his wild nights with a practical joke or two.

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<v Speaker 1>His favorite moving out houses, the places they couldn't be found.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean those are a mix of really awful things

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<v Speaker 1>and like kind of funny thing. They are kind of funny, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean burning and building down isn't that funny? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>It is kind of weird that that's who ended up

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<v Speaker 1>on our twenty dollar bill, right it is. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we tend to respect and revere our American presidents,

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<v Speaker 1>and when people talk about Andrew Jackson, we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>how he was a man of the people, or I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how devoted he was to his wife, or

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<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe counter the trail of tears stuff with

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<v Speaker 1>how he adopted a Native American son. But it did

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<v Speaker 1>make us wonder in some of these conversations, like who

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<v Speaker 1>are some of America's worst presidents? Who are the politicians

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<v Speaker 1>who really squandered their opportunities in the Oval office? And

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<v Speaker 1>why aren't they getting any elementary schools named after them?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's the goal, after all. So that's what

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<v Speaker 1>today's episode is all about. Let's dive in, y Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>their podcast listeners, Welcome to Part Time Genius. I'm Will

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<v Speaker 1>Pearson and as always I'm joined by my good friend

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<v Speaker 1>man Guesshot Ticketer and sitting on the other side of

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<v Speaker 1>the soundproof glass pasting tiny portraits, these tiny little portraits.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go over and look to see who

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It's President Taft Mango and he's putting them

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<v Speaker 1>onto all of these pennies. That's our friend and producer

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<v Speaker 1>Tristan McNeil. Now, of course, this is all part of

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<v Speaker 1>Tristan's bigger effort, this ongoing effort to win a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more praise for Taft. I don't know exactly why

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to do this or why he's using pennies

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<v Speaker 1>as kind of a mystery at this point. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he explained, if anything, to me earlier, and apparently

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<v Speaker 1>he just always thought it was unfair that Lincoln gets

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<v Speaker 1>the penny and the five dollar bill and while you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Taft seems sort of mediocre to me, and he just

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<v Speaker 1>has that story about the bathtub. Tristan is really in

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<v Speaker 1>awe of him. It is the best presidential bathtub story.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, so today's show is all about trying

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out who was America's worst president. And even

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<v Speaker 1>though the presidency requires all kinds of different skills and

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<v Speaker 1>abilities that are difficult to rank across the board, it's

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<v Speaker 1>easy to spot the ones who led us into like

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<v Speaker 1>economic disaster or maybe fan the flames of civil war. So,

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<v Speaker 1>in honor of President taffs aggressively mediocre legacy, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you say we sling some mud on his behalf and

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<v Speaker 1>and then let's actually talk about some of the real

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<v Speaker 1>worst presidents in American history. Well, I do think we

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<v Speaker 1>should mention at the outset that we're sticking to the

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<v Speaker 1>past year for today's show and focusing only on historical presidents.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is more of a ridiculous armchair exercise rather

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<v Speaker 1>than anything super political. Nobody recently, nobody. We didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to get any who has been president in the past

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years. We have no idea, so we're only talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the past. Of course, we will be using some

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<v Speaker 1>surveys conducted by his story ends and other presidential authorities

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<v Speaker 1>to guide this, and one we did look at was

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<v Speaker 1>the two thousand eighteen Presidents and Executive Politics Presidential Greatness Survey.

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<v Speaker 1>It was conducted by the American Political Science Association and

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<v Speaker 1>It compiles the rankings of a hundred seventy different social

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<v Speaker 1>science experts and presidential politics. You know, the thing I

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<v Speaker 1>like about these surveys is just how consistent the results

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<v Speaker 1>tend to be, you know, over over previous years when

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<v Speaker 1>you look at them, like if you look at the

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<v Speaker 1>one from I guess it was four years ago. Those

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<v Speaker 1>bottom ten presidents, I mean, they're pretty much the same names.

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<v Speaker 1>They tend to move around a little bit, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>So we can't claim to know the definitive ranking of

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<v Speaker 1>all US presidents. We we can say with at least

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<v Speaker 1>some level of certainty that none of these guys are

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<v Speaker 1>going to be appearing on new currency anytime soon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and like you said earlier, they're not gonna get elementary

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<v Speaker 1>schools or airports. Are probably not too many bubbleheads, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know in honor of the mind that you could

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<v Speaker 1>find a tap bobble out there. I mean I did

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<v Speaker 1>find William Henry Harrison trucker hat that everyone I know

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<v Speaker 1>now is actually gonna get for Christmas. Pretty awesome. It's

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<v Speaker 1>weird that you don't see William Henry Harrison's face on

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<v Speaker 1>more like dorm room posters. That seems like something like

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<v Speaker 1>we we might try to change that. We'll see, But

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he does belong on this list since he

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<v Speaker 1>died a pneumonia like thirty days after his inauguration. So

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<v Speaker 1>of course he wasn't a great president at the very last. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't get a chance. But I do want to

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<v Speaker 1>disagree with you on not one, but two of the

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<v Speaker 1>points you just say. So for starters, we are sure

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<v Speaker 1>it was pneumonia that did in the ninth president. So,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the story does kind of fit. As we've

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<v Speaker 1>talked before. You know, Harrison insisted on giving this ninety

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<v Speaker 1>minute undred word inauguration speech on what was this very cold,

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<v Speaker 1>very wet winter day. He didn't wear a hat, so

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it tracts that he caught a cold and

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<v Speaker 1>and it eventually worsened into pneumonia. But you know, actually

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<v Speaker 1>this is the side. But the doctor treated him for pneumonia,

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<v Speaker 1>and the treatment at the time was around the clock

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<v Speaker 1>enemas and doses of opium. Oh good god, so awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds horrible. But so if it wasn't pneumonia, what what

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<v Speaker 1>what killed? Yeah? So some modern scholars actually think that

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<v Speaker 1>the real culprit was this deadly bacteria strain, which, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>which probably came from all the night soil that had

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<v Speaker 1>been dumped just a few blocks away from the White House.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say night soil? Yeah? So, remember we were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the eighteen forties here, so Washington d C.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't have a sewer system yet, and instead the city's

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<v Speaker 1>daily dose of experment was hauled the way to this

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<v Speaker 1>nearby marsh every single evening, hence the term night soil. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're saying this marsh was just down the street

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<v Speaker 1>from the White House. So so maybe it was this

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<v Speaker 1>bacteria from what like all the fecal matter that was

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<v Speaker 1>in the water supply exactly, And the kind of gastro

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<v Speaker 1>intestinal sickness that Harrison went through is commonly linked at

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<v Speaker 1>least two different bacteria that would have been found there,

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<v Speaker 1>And the theory really starts to look convincing once you

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<v Speaker 1>consider that both James Polke and Zachary Taylor also dealt

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<v Speaker 1>with gastro and tritus while living in the White House,

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<v Speaker 1>with Taylor even dying in off as just like Harrison did.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so I'll stand corrected on that, or at

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<v Speaker 1>least potentially corrected, But I'm curious that what didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>say there was one more thing you to correct me on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the other thing is that Harrison didn't influence

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<v Speaker 1>politics because he died so soon after taking office. Because

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<v Speaker 1>when you think about it, he actually did some lasting

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<v Speaker 1>damage to American politics. And what makes you say that? So,

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<v Speaker 1>William Henry Harrison's campaign was really the first to use

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<v Speaker 1>food as a way to appeal to social and class

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<v Speaker 1>differences in America. So for background, Harrison tried to portray

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<v Speaker 1>himself as this like frontiersman who was tough as nails.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was despite the fact that he was well educated,

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<v Speaker 1>came from this wealthy, distinguished Virginia family. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>his campaign took out ads smartly that showed him in

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<v Speaker 1>front of a log cabin. I mean it was supposedly

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<v Speaker 1>his log cabin, and uh he also had this big

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<v Speaker 1>barrel of hard cider right out front. And the plan

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<v Speaker 1>was to convince voters that Harrison was this man of

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<v Speaker 1>the people. You know, he was trying to separate himself

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<v Speaker 1>from the fat catalytist that Martin Van Buren could be

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<v Speaker 1>seen as or Vanny Bee is. So his campaign took

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<v Speaker 1>to calling him the log cabin and hard cider candidate,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was this man who lived and drank just

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<v Speaker 1>like I guess the real Pete. Well, the plan worked,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess right, I mean he got elected. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't much of a contest. Presidential candidates didn't even campaign

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<v Speaker 1>for themselves prior to Harrison, and Van Buren was no exception,

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<v Speaker 1>so you couldn't really push back on these elitist rumors.

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<v Speaker 1>But Harrison did an incredible job. Like he held these

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<v Speaker 1>massive rallies town after town. Sometimes they had sixty people

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<v Speaker 1>out on them, and he was just like a ridiculous party.

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<v Speaker 1>His supporters were rolling logs all over the place and

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<v Speaker 1>handing out hard cider, and he even had these custom

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<v Speaker 1>log cabin shaped bottles made for the events. Like it

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<v Speaker 1>really marked the first time that a politician used food

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<v Speaker 1>as a shorthand for social class. Well, it makes me

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<v Speaker 1>think about that phrase that sometimes people use that we

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<v Speaker 1>often shut her at when somebody just talks about how

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<v Speaker 1>they would vote based on who they'd rather have a

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<v Speaker 1>beer with. Ins Yeah, exactly, And I guess you can

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<v Speaker 1>blame William Henry Harrison for that. We think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>so yes, I will give him a mark against them

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<v Speaker 1>for that and all let's stick to the time like

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute and talk about Harrison's success or, who is,

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<v Speaker 1>of course John Tiler and another less than stellar president.

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<v Speaker 1>And Tyler is an interesting case because he was actually

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<v Speaker 1>the first person to ascend to the presidency from the

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<v Speaker 1>vice presidency. Yeah, and there weren't even rules in place

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<v Speaker 1>for that kind of succession, right, Like the whole vice

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<v Speaker 1>president rule wasn't in place until the nineteen sixties when

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<v Speaker 1>we added the twenty fifth Amendment. Yeah, that's right. So

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<v Speaker 1>Tyler was really in unchartered territory. And this is where

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<v Speaker 1>his questionable legacy starts to crop up, because rather than

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<v Speaker 1>continuing to act as vice president until Congress and the

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<v Speaker 1>Supreme Court could figure out a solution, Tyler said went

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<v Speaker 1>out and quickly found a district judge, just some district

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<v Speaker 1>judge to swear him in. So effectively, John Tyler made

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<v Speaker 1>himself president. Though I mean, I guess you could argue

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<v Speaker 1>that the twenty five Amendment would later vindicate his actions,

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<v Speaker 1>even if that was what a hundred and twenty years

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<v Speaker 1>after the but you know, think about this, putting him

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<v Speaker 1>aside for just a second. I try not to speak

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<v Speaker 1>ill of any first lady, just on principle. But I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to say that Julia Tyler really didn't do her

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<v Speaker 1>husband any favors. Apparently she would hold these receptions at

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<v Speaker 1>the White House where she would sit on a dais

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<v Speaker 1>with a wreath of flowers on her head, and she

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<v Speaker 1>would ask everyone in attendance to call her Mrs presidentists.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know anything about being a first lady,

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<v Speaker 1>but if the president's legitimacy is in question, maybe don't

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<v Speaker 1>you that? You know, even Tyler's own party didn't give

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<v Speaker 1>him a pass on all his succession stuff Like I

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<v Speaker 1>remember reading how they started calling Tyler his accidency and

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<v Speaker 1>apparently every member of the Harrison appointed cabinet resigned in protest.

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<v Speaker 1>That's impressive. Well, and Tyler really threw the Whig Party

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<v Speaker 1>under the bus when he became president. In fact, he

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much took the opposing position on every issue the

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<v Speaker 1>party had been backing, including the need for a national

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<v Speaker 1>bank and whether or not state should be allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>seceed on account of slavery. Tyler did manage to fight

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<v Speaker 1>off early attempts to impeach him and made it through

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<v Speaker 1>his single term, but by the time he died less

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<v Speaker 1>than two decades later, he was considered a trader by

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<v Speaker 1>most people in Washington. And you know, at that point

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't even an exaggeration, Like he had helped advocate

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<v Speaker 1>for Virginia's secession and he was all set to join

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<v Speaker 1>the Confederate House of Representatives before his death kind of

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<v Speaker 1>mixed those plans. I mean, you don't want to heat

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<v Speaker 1>more dirt on this guy's legacy. But I was reading

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<v Speaker 1>about Tyler in the Secret Lives of the U S Presidents,

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<v Speaker 1>which you know, I've got to say, I love Cormack O'Brien.

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<v Speaker 1>He was on the show Nicest Guy, and this book

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<v Speaker 1>is so great, but he makes it sound like Tyler

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of cowardly as well on top of everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Like just listen to this quote. Tyler's estrangement from the

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<v Speaker 1>Whig Party was no joke. Angry mobs made a habit

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<v Speaker 1>of showing up at the White House. Some even burned

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<v Speaker 1>him in effigy. There were also plenty of bomb threats. Once,

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<v Speaker 1>when an unmarked package arrived at the White House, a

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<v Speaker 1>staff member was called to look at it, but Tyler

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<v Speaker 1>hid behind a marble column. The servant proceeded to hack

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<v Speaker 1>the parcel to pieces with a meat cleaver, only to

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<v Speaker 1>reveal a dilapidated toy. In a unique act of pity,

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<v Speaker 1>Congress past Tyler's bill, which provided the first federally funded

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<v Speaker 1>White House security. All right, well, let's leave Tyler over there,

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of cowering behind his favorite marble column and

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<v Speaker 1>and talk about another pair of bad presidents who also

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<v Speaker 1>followed right on each other's heels, And that's Zachary Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>and Millard Fillmore. Absolutely, But before we dive in, let's

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<v Speaker 1>take a quick break. You're listening to part time genius.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're talking about the most terrible, horrible, no good,

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<v Speaker 1>very bad presidents in US history, or at least the

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<v Speaker 1>ones historians like the least I'm speaking of, which the

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<v Speaker 1>next guy on our list is the country's twelfth president.

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<v Speaker 1>And then that was Zachary Taylor. And he's an interesting

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<v Speaker 1>case because, unlike John Tyler and other presidents who were

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<v Speaker 1>disliked both in their own time and today, Zachary Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>was actually pretty popular in his day. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of helps that he was only in office

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<v Speaker 1>for what like a year, and people didn't have that

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<v Speaker 1>much to form bad opinions about him. I guess it's

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<v Speaker 1>true he died pretty quickly. But but you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't just his brief time in office that gave people

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<v Speaker 1>this rosy view of him. I mean, before becoming president

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<v Speaker 1>in eighteen forty nine, Taylor had already spent some forty

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<v Speaker 1>odd years fighting no less than four different wars for

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<v Speaker 1>the U. S. Army. I mean, the guy was a

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<v Speaker 1>war hero, had this career that stretched from the War

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<v Speaker 1>of eighteen twelve to the Mexican War, had that nickname

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<v Speaker 1>all rough and ready tried to get people to call

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<v Speaker 1>me that, but nobody's nobody's sticking to it, and it

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<v Speaker 1>seems to have been one of those nicknames that was

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<v Speaker 1>actually pretty well earned in his case. So I'm guessing, then, like,

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<v Speaker 1>how does he wind up on this worst President's list?

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<v Speaker 1>It's partly because he spent such a brief time in

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<v Speaker 1>office that he just didn't get much done, much like

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<v Speaker 1>William Henry Harrison before him. But it really makes Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>unpopular now. Is actually all the stuff that made him

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<v Speaker 1>popular in his day. For instance, that that long military

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<v Speaker 1>career of his, the one that helped him get elected,

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<v Speaker 1>it actually includes some really brutal campaigns. When you think

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<v Speaker 1>about the seminoles and the Chippewa tribes effectively got were

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<v Speaker 1>driven from their land. And you know, then there's Taylor's

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<v Speaker 1>muddle stance on slavery. You know, on the one hand,

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor opposed the creation of new slave states and fought

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<v Speaker 1>hard for the western territories to only be admitted as

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<v Speaker 1>free states. But on the other hand, he was a

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<v Speaker 1>slaveholder himself, had multiple plantations and over aden slave persons

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<v Speaker 1>to his name, So I'm curious if you're a slave owner, like,

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<v Speaker 1>why would you engage in all this like anti slavery rhetoric. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it turns out Taylor wasn't morally opposed to slavery,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess that's pretty obvious given his track record there.

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<v Speaker 1>But he just recognized that there was growing opposition to

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<v Speaker 1>the practice. And you know, they used people needed to

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<v Speaker 1>be catered to in order to avoid civil war, and

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor was determined to preserve the Union and this was

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<v Speaker 1>by force if necessary. Like there was one time in

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen fifty when a few Southern leaders started threatening secession

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<v Speaker 1>and Taylor was so angry about this he swore he

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<v Speaker 1>would personally lead the army against them if they went

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<v Speaker 1>through it. Again, this was probably more out of his,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, four decades of military service and wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>be involved in those sorts of conflicts than it was

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<v Speaker 1>any sort of personal conviction against slavery. So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he wound up doing the right thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe for the wrong reasons, or at least not for

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<v Speaker 1>all the right reasons. And it's easy to see how

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of a moral thinking would diminish his standing

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<v Speaker 1>in hindsight. Plus, you know, he didn't have a very

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<v Speaker 1>dignified death. All right, Well, we've kind of beaten around

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<v Speaker 1>the bush on this one, so I feel like you

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<v Speaker 1>should go ahead and tell the story. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we've probably talked about it a little before, but I

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<v Speaker 1>love the details of this. So it was July four

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<v Speaker 1>and Taylor has been in office for a little over

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<v Speaker 1>a year now, and he's due to appear at this

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<v Speaker 1>big Independence Day party at the side of the future

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Monument. And the problem is DC's in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of this blistering heat wave. And if that wasn't bad enough,

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<v Speaker 1>there's also a bad outbreak of cholera, and nobody's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to drink water or eat rough rout without knowing exactly

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<v Speaker 1>where it came from. But you know, this is old

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<v Speaker 1>rough and Ready we're talking about, and he's still going

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the event. So he sits through the speeches,

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<v Speaker 1>he makes one of his own, and meanwhile, the whole time,

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<v Speaker 1>he and everyone else are just getting baked in the sun. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>And so once it's over, he stumbles back to the

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<v Speaker 1>White House, and he is thirsty. He immediately drinks all

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<v Speaker 1>the water in sight. Then he proceeds to drink all

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<v Speaker 1>the iced milk on hand, and then he wolves down

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bowl of cherries that someone left on the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, he is not afraid of anything, and

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<v Speaker 1>this does the trick. He feels satisfied, except that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the next day he's doubled over with the stomach cramps

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<v Speaker 1>and then he starts displaying these symptoms of gastro and tritus,

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<v Speaker 1>and four unpleasant days later, Taylor becomes the second president

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<v Speaker 1>to die in office. I mean, it does make you

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<v Speaker 1>feel for the guy a little bit to think about

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that he lived through four separate wars only

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<v Speaker 1>to be taken out by what you said, ice milk

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<v Speaker 1>and a bowl of cherries. Yeah, I mean I honestly

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<v Speaker 1>think about this every summer when I'm looking at like

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<v Speaker 1>a big bowl of cherries in the kitchen, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>always like, you know, a president died for him drinking

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<v Speaker 1>ice milk and too many cherries. And of course I

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<v Speaker 1>just scarf from down anyway, because Jerry's are so delicious,

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<v Speaker 1>such a risk taker. I mean, it does feel like

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<v Speaker 1>a cruel twist to fight even for this irredeemable racist.

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<v Speaker 1>But because nobody is all bad, I do want to

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<v Speaker 1>mention that President Taylor had a beloved pet. It was

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<v Speaker 1>this old white horse named Old Whitey, creative name, and

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<v Speaker 1>he kept Old Whitey on the White House lawn. And

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<v Speaker 1>when Taylor died, the horse was actually part of the

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<v Speaker 1>funeral procession, marching right there behind his master's coffin. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that. The nicest thing you can say is that

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<v Speaker 1>he had a horse that participated in his future, right

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<v Speaker 1>right willingly. So you know, it's still probably more than

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<v Speaker 1>you could say for his successor, Millard Fillmore, who took

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<v Speaker 1>over after Taylor died, and he became another president who

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<v Speaker 1>no one really wanted. You know, Fillmore did have one

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<v Speaker 1>thing going for him over his predecessor. While Taylor had

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<v Speaker 1>the looks you'd expect from someone who had spent forty

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<v Speaker 1>years in combat. Fillmore was actually the super sharp dressor.

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<v Speaker 1>He was good looking. In fact, Queen Victoria thought so.

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<v Speaker 1>After meeting him at court. She supposedly called him the

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<v Speaker 1>handsomest man she'd ever met. So it sounds like he

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<v Speaker 1>was sort of the opposite of Taylor, at least in

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<v Speaker 1>terms of looks. But but what about his policy where

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<v Speaker 1>the opposites in that regard to Yeah, they kind of were.

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<v Speaker 1>So remember how Taylor had been politically opposed to slavery

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<v Speaker 1>but personally for it. Well, Fillmore was the reverse of that.

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<v Speaker 1>He claimed to be personally against the practice. And this

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<v Speaker 1>actually might have come because his family was so poor

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<v Speaker 1>when he was growing up that he was sold into

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<v Speaker 1>indentured servitude as a kid. I think he learned to

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<v Speaker 1>read by stealing books, and uh, eventually he did buy

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<v Speaker 1>his way out. But it's strange because the main highlight

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<v Speaker 1>of his whole tenure is getting the Compromise of eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>fifty past, and this was something Taylor had opposed because

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<v Speaker 1>he thought it was too big a win for southern

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<v Speaker 1>slavers alright, So so why did fill More than support

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<v Speaker 1>the bills. Well, Taylor had prevented secession during his brief term,

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<v Speaker 1>but the South wasn't happy about his plan to admit

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<v Speaker 1>only free states from then on, and this growing anger

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<v Speaker 1>made feel more nervous that Southerners might move forward with

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<v Speaker 1>secession or even the outright war might break out, so

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<v Speaker 1>filmore back the compromise out fear more than anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>And while the bills did do some good for the nation,

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<v Speaker 1>like adding California to the Union as this free state

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<v Speaker 1>and banged the slave trade in d C, the negative

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<v Speaker 1>outcomes sort of outweighed that. And this was partially through

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<v Speaker 1>the addition of the Fugitive Slave Act, which obligated the

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<v Speaker 1>federal government to return fugitive slaves to their masters. This

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<v Speaker 1>was regardless of whether the states they were found and

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<v Speaker 1>were free or not. And this was a massive, massive

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<v Speaker 1>setback for abolitionists and it actually further the political divide

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<v Speaker 1>that was growing in the country. So it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>he basically sold out his principles to try and keep

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<v Speaker 1>the peace, which I mean that's a hard line to keep. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's another president whose reputation is only worse than as

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<v Speaker 1>the years go by, and the cost of his decisions,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they start to look more and more unconscionable

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<v Speaker 1>with time, and that shifting view on Filmore is actually

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<v Speaker 1>something that started as early as two decades after the compromise.

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<v Speaker 1>So in eighteen seventy, in an addition to the New

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<v Speaker 1>York Times, the paper wrote, quote, it was Fillmore's misfortune

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<v Speaker 1>to see in slavery a political and not a moral question. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's one part of Filmore's hanted legacy that I do

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<v Speaker 1>find pretty funny with all of the kind of more

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<v Speaker 1>sad stuff that you just mentioned, and that's the tongue

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<v Speaker 1>in cheek club that was set to lampoon his ineffectiveness

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<v Speaker 1>as president. You may have heard of this before, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's called the Millard Fillmore Society, and it actually wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>formed until nineteen eighty. This, of course, is over a

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<v Speaker 1>century after Fillmore died. So I'm curious what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff did the society to do, I mean, really important stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But probably what they were most known for was the

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<v Speaker 1>annual award they would give out called the Medal of Mediocrity,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was ended out each January around the time

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<v Speaker 1>of Fillmore's birthday, and it was as a way of

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<v Speaker 1>honoring quote mediocrity to combat the rising tide of overachievers.

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<v Speaker 1>I was laughing at the list of of winners here.

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<v Speaker 1>So notable winners include Ed McMahon, Prince Charles, Princess Diana,

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<v Speaker 1>and boy George. For some reason, Uh, boy George is

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<v Speaker 1>a strange choice. It actually does remind me of that

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<v Speaker 1>time one of our friends brought a boy George c

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<v Speaker 1>d into our room in college and just started lasting

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<v Speaker 1>it and I felt like he's sang it, danced through

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<v Speaker 1>like Karma Chamillion, I'll Tumble for You, and then some

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<v Speaker 1>other song, and eventually he had to tap out because

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<v Speaker 1>he had to technology he couldn't keep up the enthusiasm

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<v Speaker 1>for boyd George song. Do I need to acknowledge that

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<v Speaker 1>that friend was me? I wasn't gonna say it, but

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<v Speaker 1>I did have. But you know, in this meirit of

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<v Speaker 1>that club, I want to dominate another president for the

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<v Speaker 1>Medal of Mediocrity, and that's our fifteenth president, Mr James Buchanan.

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<v Speaker 1>And believe me, this one's a long time coming. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's definitely a good pick. I mean, he was notoriously awful.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we get into the reasons why, let's take

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<v Speaker 1>one more quick break. Okay, mago, So we have two

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<v Speaker 1>bad presidents left to talk about. We've got James Buchanan

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<v Speaker 1>and Andrew Johnson. And oddly enough, these are two that

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<v Speaker 1>came immediately before and after President Lincoln, who, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>consistently tops the list of presidential rankings, which is no

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<v Speaker 1>surprise there. They essentially have the best president in US

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<v Speaker 1>history book ended by two of the all time worth

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, Buchanan in particular is widely considered the

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<v Speaker 1>worst of the worst. So in fact, according to the

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<v Speaker 1>Constitution Center, Buchanan has been in the bottom three of

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<v Speaker 1>every major poll ranking US presidents since impressive. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he seems to be universally load, which is almost an

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<v Speaker 1>achievement in itself, I guess feel like it. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>not a very good one, but yeah, it's an achievement.

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<v Speaker 1>And in some ways that level of hate is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of surprising. I mean, just looking at Buchanan's pre presidents

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<v Speaker 1>he resume he was a successful lawyer, he served in

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<v Speaker 1>both houses of Congress, he even served as Secretary of

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<v Speaker 1>State for a time. And on the one hand, he

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<v Speaker 1>had this reputation for being really exacting and a fuzzy

0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:53.639
<v Speaker 1>kind of guy, and I might explain why he was

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<v Speaker 1>also a lifelong bachelor and then the only one to

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<v Speaker 1>serve as president. President pol once said Buchanan acted like quote,

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<v Speaker 1>an old maid, and even his own campaign manager described

0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:07.359
<v Speaker 1>him as a sort of masculine miss fibble. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know exactly what that means, but it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound good. I don't think I have no idea what

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<v Speaker 1>a missfibble is, but uh, I mean that there were

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<v Speaker 1>rumors that he was gay, and I know he and

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<v Speaker 1>his vice president share of the house, and people called

0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:22.480
<v Speaker 1>them Aunt Nancy and Miss Fancy, so there might have

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<v Speaker 1>been some prejudices there, especially during that time period. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's also pretty clear how much of a pain he

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<v Speaker 1>could be. Like apparently, Buchanan once rejected a payment for

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<v Speaker 1>more than fifteen thousand dollars because it was off by

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<v Speaker 1>ten cents. And you know, if that wasn't annoying enough,

0:23:37.520 --> 0:23:39.960
<v Speaker 1>he was also this giant snoop um. He made his

0:23:40.040 --> 0:23:42.400
<v Speaker 1>niece act as his first lady and lived with him

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<v Speaker 1>in the White House. But then he'd open all her

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<v Speaker 1>mail and send it along to her, written like opened

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<v Speaker 1>by mistake, just scrawled across the envelope, and I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you buy that once or twice, but every single

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<v Speaker 1>letter is a lot. I'm guessing at some point his

0:23:56.320 --> 0:23:59.240
<v Speaker 1>knees caught onto us. Yeah, she actually started hiding all

0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:02.120
<v Speaker 1>her corresponding and Cindy's empty butter jugs that our friends

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<v Speaker 1>would carry in and out of the White House kitchen,

0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:08.440
<v Speaker 1>which just sounds so obvious, you know, But amazingly, Buchanan

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<v Speaker 1>never caught onto the scheme because, I mean, he was

0:24:11.000 --> 0:24:13.199
<v Speaker 1>too busy pulling off his own schemes. I mean, his

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<v Speaker 1>administration was one of the most corrupt in history. Just

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<v Speaker 1>as an example, Buchanan pushed hard for the adoption of

0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:23.879
<v Speaker 1>Lacompton Constitution, which was a proposed constitution for Kansas that

0:24:23.880 --> 0:24:27.000
<v Speaker 1>would have allowed only male citizens to vote, well at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time forbidding free blacks from living in the

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<v Speaker 1>state at all. And to try to get this pass,

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<v Speaker 1>Buchanan and his supporters offered cash incentives to anyone willing

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<v Speaker 1>to vote their way. All told, the price of these

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<v Speaker 1>payoffs has estimated it more than thirty thousand dollars, which

0:24:42.280 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 1>is more like a million dollars when you adjust for inflation.

0:24:44.880 --> 0:24:47.680
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. And meanwhile, the country was falling apart around

0:24:47.760 --> 0:24:50.000
<v Speaker 1>him while he and his buddies were cashing in the

0:24:50.000 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Southern threat of secession was growing, and rather than do

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<v Speaker 1>anything to counter it, you can't, just stood by and watched.

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:58.080
<v Speaker 1>And not only was he ineffective, but he was also

0:24:58.200 --> 0:25:01.520
<v Speaker 1>two faced. Like before the election, he'd spoken out against

0:25:01.520 --> 0:25:05.639
<v Speaker 1>slavery as this indefensible evil, but then in his inauguration

0:25:05.680 --> 0:25:08.960
<v Speaker 1>speech he dismissed the practice as quote happily a matter

0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:12.399
<v Speaker 1>of but little practical importance. And you know, once in office,

0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 1>he actually further the spread of slavery by allowing it

0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:17.320
<v Speaker 1>in these western territories. He uh, he backed the dread

0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Scott decision, that's the one that denied citizenship to black residents,

0:25:21.440 --> 0:25:24.960
<v Speaker 1>and he practically paved the way for the Civil War. Yeah,

0:25:25.000 --> 0:25:27.280
<v Speaker 1>that's definitely true. And you know, it seems like most

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<v Speaker 1>of the country recognized the damage that he was doing,

0:25:30.160 --> 0:25:32.440
<v Speaker 1>because you know, you fast forward to the next election

0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:35.159
<v Speaker 1>and it went to a starkly different candidate, and that,

0:25:35.240 --> 0:25:38.880
<v Speaker 1>of course was Lincoln. But that transition wasn't a smooth

0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:42.040
<v Speaker 1>one at all. You know, got Lincoln's victory and November

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<v Speaker 1>of eighteen sixty that prompted seven southern states to secede

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:48.920
<v Speaker 1>from the Union and formed the Confederacy. And this all

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:52.159
<v Speaker 1>happened on Buchanan's watch. Now, you can't claim there was

0:25:52.240 --> 0:25:54.919
<v Speaker 1>nothing he could do to stop this. Here's how he

0:25:54.960 --> 0:25:58.080
<v Speaker 1>puts it. He says, is beyond the power of any president,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter what maybe his own political cool proclivities, to

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<v Speaker 1>restore peace and harmony among the states. Wisely limited and restrained,

0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:08.800
<v Speaker 1>as is his power under our constitution and laws, he

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<v Speaker 1>alone can accomplish, but little for good or for evil

0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:15.040
<v Speaker 1>on such a momentous question. I mean, that's really pathetic,

0:26:15.080 --> 0:26:17.560
<v Speaker 1>and it just sounds like such a cop out. I mean,

0:26:17.720 --> 0:26:19.680
<v Speaker 1>if the Union was falling apart, the president should be

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<v Speaker 1>doing something right. And and Zachary Taylor, if he was

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<v Speaker 1>on the case, he would have hopped on his horse

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<v Speaker 1>and fought off the Cecedars himselves, right, I mean, even

0:26:27.920 --> 0:26:30.840
<v Speaker 1>if you did own eighty something splace well. But Buchanan

0:26:30.920 --> 0:26:33.880
<v Speaker 1>just set on his hands until leaving office the next year,

0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>and that left Lincoln to deal with the fallout of

0:26:36.280 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Buchan's in action, And of course, less than a month later,

0:26:39.200 --> 0:26:41.800
<v Speaker 1>the Civil War had begun, which is you know clearly

0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:44.880
<v Speaker 1>why historians don't like Buchanan. Well, in the wildest part

0:26:44.920 --> 0:26:47.719
<v Speaker 1>is that Buchanan maintained until his dying day that he

0:26:47.760 --> 0:26:51.600
<v Speaker 1>was only performing his constitutional duty. He believed that history

0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:54.280
<v Speaker 1>would ultimately remember him fondly for what he had done.

0:26:54.320 --> 0:26:56.760
<v Speaker 1>But of course he was pretty wrong about that. Yeah,

0:26:56.800 --> 0:27:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll say, and while Lincoln's turn provided this all too

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 1>brief repre from week leadership, his assassination landed the country

0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:05.879
<v Speaker 1>right back in the hands of the morally bankrupt. And

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean this is a bummer to say, because on paper,

0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Andrew Johnson sounds pretty impressive, Like more than any other president.

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Johnson really came from nothing. His family didn't know named land.

0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:18.159
<v Speaker 1>His father died when he was only three. Most of

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:21.160
<v Speaker 1>his childhood was spent doing hard labor as a tailor's apprentice.

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:24.280
<v Speaker 1>In his teens, Johnson moved from North Carolina to Tennessee.

0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:27.000
<v Speaker 1>He opened his own tailor shop. And you know this

0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 1>wasn't easy either, Apparently, um Johnson made the trip with

0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:32.719
<v Speaker 1>his family and everything they owned. It was all stuffed

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 1>into a two wheeled cart and was pulled through the

0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:38.440
<v Speaker 1>mountains by a blind pony. I mean, of course the

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:41.679
<v Speaker 1>pony had to be blind because you've got this impoverished family,

0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:46.800
<v Speaker 1>two whield car like, none of that's enough in a

0:27:46.840 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 1>blind pop. But I do know what you mean though

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:52.240
<v Speaker 1>about Johnson being a pretty endearing character at least prior

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:55.520
<v Speaker 1>to taking office, and he was the only Southern Senator

0:27:55.560 --> 0:27:58.359
<v Speaker 1>to keep his seat in Congress after secession, and that

0:27:58.440 --> 0:28:01.520
<v Speaker 1>loyalty to the Union is ultimately why Lincoln chose him

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:04.400
<v Speaker 1>as his running mate when he was up for re election. Yeah,

0:28:04.440 --> 0:28:07.359
<v Speaker 1>but sadly all that loyalty disappeared after Lincoln was shot

0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:10.679
<v Speaker 1>and Johnson assumed the presidency. As soon as he took office,

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:13.359
<v Speaker 1>he gave amnesty to Confederates and allowed them to elect

0:28:13.400 --> 0:28:16.879
<v Speaker 1>new government officials who quickly passed these Black codes. It was,

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:20.199
<v Speaker 1>you know, aimed at oppressing these newly freed slaves. He

0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>also vetoed bills that sought to protect black Americans, including

0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 1>the Freedman's Bureau Bill. You know, much the nation was

0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:29.600
<v Speaker 1>really shocked to see Johnson undermining and almost straight up

0:28:29.640 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 1>on doing so much of what Lincoln had fought and

0:28:31.560 --> 0:28:34.400
<v Speaker 1>died for. In fact, Johnson was often heckled at public

0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:37.240
<v Speaker 1>appearances during his presidency. And he's just the type of

0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>guy who just could not resist. He just joined and

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:42.400
<v Speaker 1>shouting back and and this one time things got so

0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:45.600
<v Speaker 1>heated that he actually claimed that God struck down Lincoln

0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:48.960
<v Speaker 1>on purpose so he could be president. I mean, that's insane.

0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:51.000
<v Speaker 1>And of course that went over about as well as

0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 1>you'd imagine. All right, So let's see, just looking at

0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>his resume here, Johnson mocked his dead predecessor, rolled back

0:28:56.800 --> 0:29:00.040
<v Speaker 1>racial progress in America, basically paved the way for a

0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:03.800
<v Speaker 1>gem Crow laws. So it's not a surprise really that

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:06.320
<v Speaker 1>he was the first president to be impeached and nearly

0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:08.959
<v Speaker 1>convicted to In the end, the proceedings failed by just

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 1>one vote and Johnson was able to complete his term.

0:29:11.400 --> 0:29:13.720
<v Speaker 1>But you know, it was crystal clear by then that

0:29:13.760 --> 0:29:16.080
<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't be getting a second term. And of course,

0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:18.840
<v Speaker 1>the thing I always remember about Johnson was that he

0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:20.920
<v Speaker 1>was so ostracized at the end of his term that

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 1>he just sit in his bedroom where he'd befriended the

0:29:23.760 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 1>mice there, like he'd feed them and watched them like

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:29.240
<v Speaker 1>they were, you know, his own reality TV program. But

0:29:29.520 --> 0:29:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I do think he was a little lonely. I mean,

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:34.960
<v Speaker 1>it is nice to see that most of these bad

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:37.680
<v Speaker 1>presidents we've talked about come from the first half of

0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:40.400
<v Speaker 1>America's history. I mean, there are a few obvious exceptions

0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 1>from the last hundred years or so. Yeah, I mean,

0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 1>there's bound to be a few hiccups here and there,

0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:47.560
<v Speaker 1>But examining the failings of past leaders should make us

0:29:47.560 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 1>more adept at choosing new ones, or you know, at

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 1>least that's the hope. Yeah, but I'm not ready to

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:54.040
<v Speaker 1>let these guys off the hook just yet. So why

0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:56.840
<v Speaker 1>don't we dedicate today's fact off to the blunders of

0:29:56.880 --> 0:30:06.560
<v Speaker 1>a few more presidents from that worst of list? Yeah. So,

0:30:06.680 --> 0:30:09.240
<v Speaker 1>one of the things on William Henry Harrison's platform was

0:30:09.280 --> 0:30:12.520
<v Speaker 1>that if he was elected president, he'd only serve one term.

0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:15.800
<v Speaker 1>And it's the only campaign promise he actually carried out.

0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:20.440
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty bad. One of Andrew Jackson's favorite ways to

0:30:20.640 --> 0:30:23.720
<v Speaker 1>unwine was apparently dueling, which I guess makes sense for

0:30:23.760 --> 0:30:26.480
<v Speaker 1>someone who enjoyed drinking and brawl as much as he did.

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:30.120
<v Speaker 1>He apparently fought in over one hundred duels in his life.

0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:34.400
<v Speaker 1>I think that's over one more duels than you've competed.

0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:39.120
<v Speaker 1>That's absolutely true. So, you know, Warren Harding loved poker

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 1>so much that he assembled a poker cabinet to drink

0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:43.640
<v Speaker 1>whiskey and play with him, you know, which, of course

0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:46.520
<v Speaker 1>is a little weird since he claimed to be tremendously

0:30:46.520 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 1>in supportive prohibition on the campaign trail. But you know,

0:30:49.600 --> 0:30:51.959
<v Speaker 1>he did have this cabinet, and and once he actually

0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 1>bet this entire box of priceless white House China in

0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:58.240
<v Speaker 1>a poker game and he lost it. That's pretty rough.

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 1>And there are plenty of other reason to dislike Harding too.

0:31:01.160 --> 0:31:04.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he was anti immigrant, anti working with other nations.

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:06.200
<v Speaker 1>And of course the knock on him was that his

0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:09.560
<v Speaker 1>administration was so corrupt that while he was playing poker,

0:31:09.960 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 1>all his friends were there plundering the U. S. Treasury. Yeah.

0:31:12.800 --> 0:31:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's one of those things where they

0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:16.520
<v Speaker 1>couldn't trace it completely up to him, but they could

0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:19.000
<v Speaker 1>trace it right around him, you know, a teapot dome

0:31:19.040 --> 0:31:21.360
<v Speaker 1>and all that. I mean. He was also a ridiculous

0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 1>and in blatant philanderer, So he had plenty of problems

0:31:24.200 --> 0:31:27.400
<v Speaker 1>and and he eventually declared, quote, I'm not fit for

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:31.920
<v Speaker 1>this office and should never have been here. All right,

0:31:31.960 --> 0:31:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Well here's one that you might like then. So Nixon

0:31:34.360 --> 0:31:37.080
<v Speaker 1>was so enamored with making the White House this more

0:31:37.240 --> 0:31:41.000
<v Speaker 1>grand place, and he actually commissioned these pompous uniforms for

0:31:41.040 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>the White House Police force to wear. It was just

0:31:43.480 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 1>to make it, I guess a little bit more like

0:31:45.160 --> 0:31:48.960
<v Speaker 1>bucking and Palace. And the uniform included gold embroidery and

0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:53.240
<v Speaker 1>these ridiculously tall military caps. But it was so ridiculous

0:31:53.280 --> 0:31:55.040
<v Speaker 1>that he just got made fun of in the press.

0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 1>What's funny about this is that instead of just like

0:31:57.600 --> 0:32:00.400
<v Speaker 1>burning or throwing away the uniforms, he so them. And

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:04.520
<v Speaker 1>this was to a high school band in Iowa, so

0:32:04.680 --> 0:32:06.680
<v Speaker 1>you know who seemed like terrible people to work for.

0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:10.240
<v Speaker 1>The Hoovers like Herbert and his wife devised the system

0:32:10.280 --> 0:32:11.920
<v Speaker 1>so they never had to see the White House staff

0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:13.760
<v Speaker 1>when they rang a bell three times and met the

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:15.800
<v Speaker 1>President or his wife were walking down the hall, and

0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:18.640
<v Speaker 1>the staff was just required to jump into the nearest

0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:21.400
<v Speaker 1>closet to be out of sight. And if the staff

0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>was outside, they were actually supposed to hide behind a shrub,

0:32:24.640 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 1>like behind the shrub. I like that they were given

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<v Speaker 1>this instruct and I feel like my nix in fact,

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:32.240
<v Speaker 1>might have been funnier, but having to jump in a

0:32:32.320 --> 0:32:35.200
<v Speaker 1>closet or over a hedge because your boss is coming

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 1>and that sounds pretty terrible, so I feel like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you should win today's prize. That sounds great. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this has been a fun one. Now. I'm sure that

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<v Speaker 1>Good job, Eves. If you like what you heard, we

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<v Speaker 1>hope you'll subscribe, And if you really really like what

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<v Speaker 1>you've heard, maybe you could leave a good review for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we do we forget Jason? Jason who