1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Dish. I'm your host, Kevin 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: poll Ke. Well, as it turns out you cannot flush 3 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: those down in American tarlets. No you can't, but I digress. 4 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,279 Speaker 1: Let's meet our alchemist showing no particular orders. Say hey 5 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: to birthday lad James Heeney, Jimmy Jelly Roll Heinster, explain 6 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 1: why I should hire you to perform for my next 7 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: party and or bar Mitzva. Well, I bring a lot 8 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: of heart to the table, and when it comes to 9 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: what you're asking me to perform, I'm sure we'll find 10 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:46,479 Speaker 1: a compromise between my ability and your expectation and everyone 11 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: will be happy. Hire me. Okay, you're hired now. Please 12 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: welcome back. Coll Stratton. Hey, gotta pay the cold toll. 13 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 1: Highlights from your Thanksgiving please? Oh man. It was weird 14 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,320 Speaker 1: since the first year I haven't gone home to see family, 15 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: so we just ended up pre ordering some stuff from 16 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: Dear John's and uh, you know, sat around and eat 17 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 1: that and watch TV. It was very low key, So 18 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 1: I guess the highlight is I got to have one 19 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: and I was just here at home and not up 20 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: in Davis. Sure, we did a Dear John's Thanksgiving Eve, 21 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: small stuff. Hey, look there's a tool sing Hey, Mr 22 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 1: out of town wedding. What is your favorite dessert? And walk? 23 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: I like pecan pie or anything? Chocolate chocolate moose is 24 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: good too. How your Sunday as well? Crembul is good? 25 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: Bananas foster, if you know, if you're in the right town. 26 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 1: Let's go back to the question though, if we may, 27 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: what what is your favorite? Uh? Uh okay, I'll switch 28 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: to chalk with moose something chocolate? Okay, So can you 29 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: answer me this? When you had, when when we already 30 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: had extraordinarily delicious chocolate pudding, why would you then introduce 31 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: chocolate moose? The texture I don't like. I don't like 32 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: that soft stuff you don't like. I like the spoon 33 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: to get a little bit of a little bit of 34 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: a pushback dessert. All it shouldn't be easy. I knew 35 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,839 Speaker 1: that I knew to press on this one. Uh. Now 36 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:25,959 Speaker 1: here's Craig at Cooski with today's top stories. You cow uh, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, 37 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: COVID and COVID, thank you, and last but seventeen chairs 38 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: no place to said if you think of Las it's 39 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: Joey Greer bum Penis. Tell us about your time at 40 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: the North Pole. It was long, I'll tell you that much. 41 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: I went there with the surveying crew and I was 42 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: kind of the bush pilot out there, and uh, there 43 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: was you know, like a Swedish or Russian outpost that 44 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 1: was next to us, rushing them from days and UM 45 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: went over to check on what they had done. Seemed 46 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: like they had unearthed some kind of something. But every 47 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: when we got there, it was comp completely melted. The 48 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,959 Speaker 1: dogs started going crazy and we went back to the 49 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: the outpost that we were running, the American Outpost. Uh 50 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: looked like something was going on with all the huskies, 51 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 1: and uh, Wolf Brimley was there and he was, let's 52 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,640 Speaker 1: do it. Damn show. Oh man, I love that movie. 53 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 1: We just watched it recently. All of our scenes suggestions 54 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: to gather from listener emails or from our Patreon v ips. 55 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: To become a Patron supporter of the show and enjoy 56 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: exclusive content all right, not available anywhere else. For example, 57 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: video of what we're doing right now. Just head on 58 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: over the patron dot com slash Alchemy this if you'd 59 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: like to submit a scene suggested via email. Please right 60 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: to the podcast that your name here and alchemy this 61 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: dot com. That's your name here? At number one comes 62 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: from listener Will, who wrote, look away, James, Hello, welcome this. 63 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: You guys are cracking me up these days. Huh okay, 64 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: I perfectly listened to you guys early in the morning. 65 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: Not convenient from my four roommates because sitting excuse me, 66 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: because stifling the laughter trying to escape my body produces 67 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: a buzz that carries me straight through the day. Well, James, 68 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: maybe instead of coffee you stifle a laugh. But I digress, 69 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 1: he writes, uh spelling it? Die grass. Here goes a suggestion. 70 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:28,359 Speaker 1: Inspector Gadgets. Younger brothers receive hand me down body modifications 71 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 1: bonus points for truly useless upgrades. Order up, Will, what'd 72 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: you get? I got his shoes? Oh you're lucky. I 73 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: got elbow pads. I didn't even know he wore elbow pads. 74 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: Elbow pads, that sounds kind of cool. What try him on? Okay, 75 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: let's see what you helped me with the velcrow. It's yeah, 76 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: it's hard to fell elbow straps yourself. Well, just hold still, 77 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: I got it. I'm holy as still as I can. 78 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: It's it feels like you're trying to take my blood pressure. 79 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 1: This is tight. Well, why don't you have the elbow 80 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,599 Speaker 1: pads and I have the shoes. There's the reason you 81 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: were called the big brother, right, I mean I put 82 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: on a few lbs over the holidays. Just let's just switch. 83 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: You take the elbow pads, I'll take the shoes. I'm 84 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: sure they're just as good as each other, because the 85 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: shoes will fit. I'm sure velcro elbow pads. You know, 86 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: shoes are a specific size, right, they don't conform, so 87 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: are elbow pads. Apparently. All right, let's switch. I'll tell 88 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 1: you what. Okay, let me just see. I can't get 89 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 1: my foot in here. You giant, fast foot of years 90 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 1: won't go into the little Just you just leaned down 91 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: on my foot and get this thing on. This is 92 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 1: you can just have two boards. Plumber gadget, squirrel looking gadget? 93 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: How do you do? How are you? Are you? All right? 94 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: We do? Well? Father? Good bum bummed? About what squirrel 95 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: looking gadget? Well, all this stuff doesn't fit me, and 96 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 1: it clearly fits it clearly fits somebody else. Well, if 97 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: it's you and it fits my little brother. But I 98 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 1: feel like I'm left out. There's nothing that fits me. Listen. 99 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: I invented Inspector, Squirrel Looking and Plumber Gadget because I 100 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: wanted the world to be filled with fantastic machines. Now 101 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: I've updated Inspector Gadget with some of the highest technology 102 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 1: available to man, and I want to give stuff las. 103 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 1: For example, have you created Papa laser eyes for inspector 104 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,320 Speaker 1: laser eyes? I'm telling you right now, Plumber Gadget, Okay, 105 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: laser eyes. Okay, put laser eyes kind of like Superman, 106 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: all right? Like cats? Like cats eyes? What Plumber Gadget, 107 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,359 Speaker 1: what are you talking? It's laser eyes. What do you 108 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 1: mean not like No, I like the eyes of a cat. 109 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:09,240 Speaker 1: I guess if you, Plumber, take these shoes with Thanks 110 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: for visiting us kids in the hospital. Inspector Gadget, you 111 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: make Christmas wonderful for us. All Wooo, I'm glad to 112 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 1: be here, Glad to be here. Wait to open all 113 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 1: our gifts. Everybody come around. Let's open up with Inspector 114 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:38,200 Speaker 1: Gadget gottess. Okay, it's me, I'm Inspector Gadget. All right, 115 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 1: here's a here's a supposed to know who you are? Well, 116 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 1: I do you know superheroes? Going Man? Yeah? Big in 117 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:50,440 Speaker 1: the superheroes, mostly MCU, but also dabbling DC a little bit. Okay, 118 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,120 Speaker 1: well Man is my favorite? Do you know iron Man? Really? 119 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 1: Man is your favorite? Yeah? Okay, alright, Inspector Gogert? Do 120 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: you know iron Man? Uh, it's Inspector, It's Gadget? Can 121 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: you say Gadget? Sorry? Good? Gatcha? So you're a superhero. Yeah, 122 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 1: I preceded all those superheroes. I was kind of the 123 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 1: reason those superheroes even exist. Are you pretty Superman? Yeah? 124 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: I'm pretty Superman for sure? Are you are you Cannon? Yeah? 125 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 1: I'm part of this the folklore for sure. Yeah. It 126 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 1: depends on who you read. You know. You can check 127 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 1: out my Wikipedia page and that should tie me in. 128 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 1: So Superman has been around since the nineteen thirties. Why 129 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,719 Speaker 1: are you lying to? Oh? Hey, are you the kid 130 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 1: who can't say my name? Right? Which? Which one? Are you? 131 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: What's your name? Young man? Keeper? Keeper? Yeah? All right, 132 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 1: here's this gift is for you, this little red one here. 133 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: Once you open it up, and that's gonna let's see 134 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: what that is. This is crazy ga I mean, how 135 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,680 Speaker 1: the hell are we force us all of this case? 136 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 1: I mean, all these kids were just completely cutting half 137 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,559 Speaker 1: with some kind of laser. It's gonna be impossible to 138 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,680 Speaker 1: figure out. I don't you're on the case, Gadget, You're 139 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,960 Speaker 1: you're on the I'm kind of close to the case now. 140 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,840 Speaker 1: It's you know, because I was there the day before, 141 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 1: were at the other day before. They were retired. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 142 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:26,199 Speaker 1: you're confirming exactly what I'm saying. So maybe I should maybe, 143 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,600 Speaker 1: maybe maybe you can, maybe you can put my brother 144 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 1: on it. He's here, Plumber, Hey, Plumber, can you come 145 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 1: in here? Plumber, Gadget, you have brothers? What's up? Yeah? 146 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,320 Speaker 1: Maybe he can do it. Yeah, what what do you need? 147 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,960 Speaker 1: What the hell is he gonna do? I mean, I 148 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:48,520 Speaker 1: need an inspector. I've got I've got elbow paths. Oh okay, Mike, 149 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,760 Speaker 1: I trust you. Was party Gadget. If you think Plumber 150 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,320 Speaker 1: Gadget should be on the cation in general general, I 151 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,360 Speaker 1: have a question for you. I was wondering if a 152 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:04,959 Speaker 1: cat lunch. Oh my GARNI hit me, my car, punched 153 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 1: me in my ding dong. He's good, isn't he? Oh 154 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 1: my god? Oh my his hands are pipes. He's gonna 155 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 1: find out who did that to those kids. That's right, God, 156 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:28,079 Speaker 1: I'm on the case. You want to take a knee 157 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:33,439 Speaker 1: in general, Well, I mean I was. I was hit 158 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:36,280 Speaker 1: by a pipe in my scrotum and I'm in pin 159 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,080 Speaker 1: blood for a while. Doctor, I just wanted to know 160 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 1: if there's any other serious issues I should be looking 161 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,560 Speaker 1: at her. Let's uh, I guess we're gonna have to 162 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:51,719 Speaker 1: take an X ray of it. M let's see here, 163 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:55,000 Speaker 1: how do we get this into the machine? Dr Davis? 164 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 1: Was that a tunamoult for you today? Tunamout? Yes, it 165 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,120 Speaker 1: is actually come in here. Yeah, you're good with your 166 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:06,400 Speaker 1: brain right. Technically, I'm trying to get this man's little 167 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 1: penis right into this what is she baby's pinky? Well, 168 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 1: I think it's because it got smashed. It was it 169 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: was hit with a pipe. What was it? It was 170 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 1: a pipe fish? This this is actually inflamed. This is 171 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,360 Speaker 1: bigger than what to normally. This is bigger. Okay, okay, 172 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,559 Speaker 1: well we're not touching here. But what I'm trying to 173 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 1: figure out is how we can get that little thing 174 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 1: into this giant X ray machine but not expose his 175 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:37,320 Speaker 1: whole body to radiation X rays whatever. My brain is 176 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,080 Speaker 1: telling me. That's not how the X ray machine worked. Doctor, 177 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,680 Speaker 1: But you're the doctor and I'm just the nurse. Though 178 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:46,560 Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I kinda I kind of 179 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: cheated my way to the top. Do you know who 180 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 1: else could help us figure out this? Knock knock knock? 181 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 1: Maybe doctor Gadget could give you a helping hand. Let's 182 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: see what we got here. Oh that's a tiny dick, go, go, Gadget, 183 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 1: dick grow. Oh God, that just stretched it into the machine. 184 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,960 Speaker 1: Hold a city there, I'll just the switch over here. 185 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,680 Speaker 1: Is this Are we safe in here? Get that switch 186 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,079 Speaker 1: all right? That should give you the X ray you need. Also, 187 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,520 Speaker 1: you just got serious radiation on your car. It'll probably 188 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:29,800 Speaker 1: fall off in the next three to four days. Glad 189 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 1: I could help. All right, we are the most dangerous 190 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 1: people in the world, and I have a mission for 191 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 1: the person who can bring me the head of the 192 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:47,240 Speaker 1: Gadget family. So you want the leader of the Gadget 193 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: family question? I thought it was being very clear the patriot. No, No, 194 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:02,319 Speaker 1: I want the family head of the family. Well, I 195 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,280 Speaker 1: might have been following the Gadgets for a long time, 196 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 1: and I think that we should probably start with Inspector Gadget. Well, 197 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 1: you you haven't been at a lot of meetings recently, 198 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,200 Speaker 1: so I don't know if you should have the same 199 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,400 Speaker 1: say that the other evil people should have. Well, I 200 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 1: have a long term commitment to destroying Inspector Gadget. I 201 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: will get him. I'll get you Gadget. Do you want 202 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 1: his head? Would that be okay? With that? Suffice? I mean, 203 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,040 Speaker 1: if you're if you're trying to do the minimal, yeah, sure, 204 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 1: just bring me his head. But if you really want 205 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:40,000 Speaker 1: to go above and beyond evil, bring me the family, 206 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,360 Speaker 1: the whole family, now, not just the head of the family. 207 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: Eug of Us has a direct nemesis, that is, one 208 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: member of the Gadget family. Mine, of course is squirrel 209 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: looking Gadget. Why what has he ever done? He's not 210 00:13:53,960 --> 00:14:00,280 Speaker 1: so bad? What else do you need? What else do 211 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,480 Speaker 1: I need? I just I want them all here, and 212 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,680 Speaker 1: then I want to kill them. Wow, Well, why don't 213 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,599 Speaker 1: you say so we can all just kill them? No, no, 214 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 1: I want you to bring them here. I will kill 215 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: I will kill them. You want to kill? You said, 216 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 1: bring the head? Okay, let's start this meeting over lunch. Yeah, yeah, 217 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: tune them outs around everybody? Robert Robert Claw? Is that you? 218 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,240 Speaker 1: I haven't seen you since high school? What have you 219 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 1: been up to? Oh? Oh, I'm just shopping. It's straighter 220 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 1: Joe's um. Did you look at the Fearless Flyer? Any 221 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 1: deals that you're looking forward to? Oh? Not really, I'm 222 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,880 Speaker 1: kind of a private person. I didn't go to the 223 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 1: reunion for a reason. What happened your hand? It's metal? Now? Well, 224 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,680 Speaker 1: I was using a leafblower and I tried to clear 225 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 1: it with my hand, and that was asshole. Don't you 226 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,720 Speaker 1: see the arrows pointing which way you're supposed to be 227 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 1: going down the aisle? All right, man, it's not a 228 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 1: two way fucking street. Asshole? How about a math football. 229 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 1: I'm getting a lot of aggression here as you probably 230 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,520 Speaker 1: just move on? And what the fund is this? He 231 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,480 Speaker 1: can bring his cat in here, but I can't bring 232 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 1: my fucking this service animal. Well, it's been great catching up. 233 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill that guy. Don't 234 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 1: I'm not being tooled by him, no way. I work 235 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: at State Farm now, I saw car insurance. Anyhow, you 236 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,000 Speaker 1: don't care, I'm gonna go check out the peppermint bark 237 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 1: in Aisle four. It's been great seeing you again. Excuse me, 238 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,400 Speaker 1: I heard you say you wanted to see the peppermint 239 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:42,160 Speaker 1: bark that's actually been moved to Aisle six. Here. I'll 240 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 1: walk you over. Come follow me. Come on, come on, sir, 241 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,280 Speaker 1: you can't have a cat in here. Okay, come on, 242 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 1: follow me. Get some pretty coffee on the way there. 243 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 1: It is right here for you, all right, see you later. 244 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: And god damn it that scene one ah see two 245 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 1: from patron alco Maniac, Hello alchemists. After listening to hours 246 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: upon hours of content, I've come to a conclusion Kevin 247 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 1: should really get into acting. I don't know, call me 248 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,479 Speaker 1: a visionary. Here's my suggestion. A newcomer to the International 249 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:32,480 Speaker 1: Space Station brings contraband on board. Doug ee, alright, Dennis, 250 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,720 Speaker 1: you're the uh you're gonna be the first state farm 251 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,680 Speaker 1: representative up in space, all right, and this is a 252 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,920 Speaker 1: big deal for us. This is great. I mean I 253 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 1: can help lower their rates while I'm up here. Now, look, um, 254 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 1: I need you to bring these cards in here, okay, 255 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,520 Speaker 1: these business cards, all right, and bring them up there. 256 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 1: Come out all right, Let people know what's up. You understand, 257 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,240 Speaker 1: of course. Yeah. I mean this seems like such a 258 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: weird thing to do with state farm funds, but I 259 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 1: am on board. I've always wanted to go to space 260 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,680 Speaker 1: ever since I was a little kid, just dreaming about 261 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: space and insurance. Good morning, captain. Who's the newcomer? This 262 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:20,879 Speaker 1: is where you take off? Right? But a right? I 263 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,959 Speaker 1: am I'm Dennis. Oh Hula hand uh state farm representative. Here, 264 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,119 Speaker 1: here's a card. Here's a card there. It's it's on 265 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:32,480 Speaker 1: eggshell stock, which is very expensive scanning card eggshell stuck 266 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:38,919 Speaker 1: appreciated anyhow, if you if you need any discounts on 267 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,800 Speaker 1: auto insurance of any sort or you know, we do 268 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 1: more than auto insurance. We do like apartment in home 269 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,120 Speaker 1: insurance to rentals insurance, can get earth Do you get 270 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 1: earthquakes up here in the space station? I guess you 271 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 1: wouldn't sense your celestial now, but you know you can 272 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 1: get earthquake insurance too, and at great rates. And I'm 273 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,960 Speaker 1: very hands on Dennis, was it yes? Dennis? Dennis or 274 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,240 Speaker 1: Hulda hand? Do you have a nickname Dennis? The others 275 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:06,919 Speaker 1: will want to know? Oh, um, I mean, where are 276 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,679 Speaker 1: you from? I'm I'm from Tallahassee, Florida. But I have 277 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 1: no accent. Right, they'll probably call you a Detroit or 278 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: maybe Cleveland. Okay, that's fine. I've I've visited there on 279 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:26,560 Speaker 1: my many sales runs. You'll fit right in two years earlier. 280 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: Dor your sales going, you know pretty good, I've gotten 281 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:41,359 Speaker 1: a lot of interest, Uh, Troit. You don't know that 282 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: you so mean to me. I know that you lead 283 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,760 Speaker 1: our team in sales every year and stuff, and that's great, 284 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,440 Speaker 1: But you know I'm trying. I've got asked you many 285 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 1: earthquake sales I've made. Huh, I know exactly. It's up 286 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,399 Speaker 1: on the board there. Straight. You're always gonna be stuck 287 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,960 Speaker 1: on Earth, do you hear me? You're never gonna leave Earth? Yeah, 288 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,000 Speaker 1: Well that's what you think. I'm going to go to space. 289 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,040 Speaker 1: That's right. One day I'm going to go up to 290 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,920 Speaker 1: space and I'm gonna sell insurance up there. Sure, that's 291 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,240 Speaker 1: probably not something we do here, but one day, I 292 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:16,119 Speaker 1: promise you that's gonna happen. Why do we need another 293 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: patient up here with us? I mean, it's sorry, six 294 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:25,640 Speaker 1: of us is too much already? Well go ahead, yeager, 295 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:29,200 Speaker 1: it's that's that's yeah, that's good. You're you're you're getting 296 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 1: these things correctly. But I'm just saying it's gonna be tight. 297 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,840 Speaker 1: All right. We already have a tough time figuring out 298 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:41,919 Speaker 1: what we're gonna watch at night. Look, everyone, you know 299 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,960 Speaker 1: we only have one device to watch programs on, and 300 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:50,320 Speaker 1: we've rotated who who picks? So I of course want 301 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:54,679 Speaker 1: to watch the films of Andre Tarkowski again. We just 302 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:59,359 Speaker 1: we just watched it three nights ago. All Right, Well, 303 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,680 Speaker 1: I guess I'm up where the rotation comes in. Like, honestly, 304 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,879 Speaker 1: there's movies that I didn't think I was gonna like 305 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: that I fell in love with. I had no idea 306 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,880 Speaker 1: I'd like Black Beauty, but I cried during it. If 307 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 1: I'm a gentleman, I'd like to suggest Rosemary's Baby again. Okay, 308 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:21,680 Speaker 1: So Ron has a suggestion. Uh, but Ron, you are 309 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,880 Speaker 1: a computer, okay, and you you don't get to pick. 310 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 1: There's a special message within the film that I think 311 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:34,040 Speaker 1: you all enjoy Rosemary's Baby. Yes, Ron, why don't you 312 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 1: just tell us the message instead of making us watch 313 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:42,280 Speaker 1: a movie The Devil's inside you? Okay, let's not again. 314 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,480 Speaker 1: If we want to shut Ron down, I don't think 315 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:50,159 Speaker 1: we can. From all the gentlemen, it looks like the 316 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,400 Speaker 1: O two quality is up to par and I'm gonna 317 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: have to be doing some minor work on the outer 318 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,000 Speaker 1: shell eno to par. Why do you need to do anything? 319 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,720 Speaker 1: I think is where we're getting into trouble. We're doing 320 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,800 Speaker 1: things for no reason. It's busy work. You gotta do 321 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,080 Speaker 1: something in space, you go mad. Let's just watch TV shows. 322 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,879 Speaker 1: If we watch more shows than we get through, We're 323 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:15,560 Speaker 1: not here to watch TV shows. We're here to scientists. Yeah, 324 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 1: they're trying to addition to see how we live in space, 325 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,480 Speaker 1: and this is how we live up here, my rounding. 326 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,359 Speaker 1: You're popping out of your space suit the game, Jason, 327 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:30,480 Speaker 1: So sorry, just so hot in the station. Listen, it's space, 328 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:36,520 Speaker 1: I mean relative, what do you what do you think 329 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:42,240 Speaker 1: it's a perfect temperature. I don't want to alarm anybody. 330 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,960 Speaker 1: Maybe Ron can help me with this one. I see 331 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:49,919 Speaker 1: a field of I don't know, rocks and space asteroids. 332 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:59,200 Speaker 1: Are these meteorites asteroids? There's no space astronauts here. Did 333 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,760 Speaker 1: I hear that there's asteroids on their way? Are you 334 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,280 Speaker 1: guys insured for those? You really should look at the 335 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:09,440 Speaker 1: state stationed policy I'm just I'm just saying, like those 336 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 1: could do some serious whole damage and if you know, 337 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 1: we will cover that as long as you have the coverage, 338 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,400 Speaker 1: and I can set you guys up with that real quick, 339 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:24,360 Speaker 1: hopefully before they start striking the outer hall of the ship. Okay, 340 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,640 Speaker 1: you bought that, yes, yes, just to hit them off 341 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,159 Speaker 1: my back. That is like, Dennis, what are you planning 342 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 1: to do? Those asteroids are going to tear through the whole, 343 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,680 Speaker 1: will die in seconds, and then State Farm is going 344 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:43,200 Speaker 1: to pay us or something to get life insurance not 345 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:50,240 Speaker 1: being hit by asteroid field successfully. You guys, have you 346 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,879 Speaker 1: thought about like rogue computer insurance because at some point 347 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,760 Speaker 1: he's gonna turn on you guys and State Farm will 348 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 1: cover that. We'll never meet that, never in a million years. 349 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,480 Speaker 1: The character robot Oracle Network is going through rebel against those. 350 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,719 Speaker 1: Some people have seen the film two thousand one too 351 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:14,359 Speaker 1: many times the computer how it was a prick, But 352 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 1: fixus movies from that's crazy. I mean, I'm just saying 353 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 1: it's a possibility. It's a possibility. You never know, and 354 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,560 Speaker 1: if you're covered, it's not an expensive part of the policy. 355 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:33,240 Speaker 1: I'd recommend it. Bet all your coworkers hated you that. 356 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,600 Speaker 1: We'll watch what you say. We're in space right now. Okay, 357 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,600 Speaker 1: we need to support each other and we need to 358 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:44,639 Speaker 1: have each other's backs. You just called asteroids rocks. Man. Hey, 359 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,400 Speaker 1: we all make mistakes. Okay, speaking of backs, your order 360 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,520 Speaker 1: of baby back ribs for lunch has been approved. Thank 361 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:58,840 Speaker 1: you order. Yep. They were outed through Heuston and then 362 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:06,359 Speaker 1: uh St Petersburg. Where where Moscow is? Moscow is my 363 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:14,920 Speaker 1: goal worker, It's go back from way back. Hey, hey, 364 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,120 Speaker 1: this is baby Blues Barbecue. I'm here to drop off 365 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 1: some barbecue wings for some like NASA or something. Yes, 366 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 1: how much are they? How much are they? Okay? Dropped 367 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,600 Speaker 1: them by the door knob, please, all right, Johan by 368 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,280 Speaker 1: the door knob. See you want me to just like, 369 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 1: what the hell I have a tip for you? I 370 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:42,320 Speaker 1: have a tip, all right, Blue nose in the fourth 371 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:47,040 Speaker 1: at Santa Anita, ha ha, what the fund is this? Man? 372 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,560 Speaker 1: Are you guys franking me or something? Hey, dude, fuck 373 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,680 Speaker 1: you man, and you know what I'm taking these fucking wings. Man, 374 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,160 Speaker 1: this is bullshit. Take it on the arches, bitch, Fuck 375 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 1: you man, dumbass man a piece of ship every time 376 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 1: I go to the goddamn Jesse. Where are you been? 377 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,280 Speaker 1: I got barbecue orders pilot up here. Did you go 378 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,359 Speaker 1: to Space? I think I did. I don't know. I 379 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:09,879 Speaker 1: was supposed to say. I went all up there, and 380 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,639 Speaker 1: then there were supposed to put on the door knob, 381 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,120 Speaker 1: and then the guy. It was just a whole bullshit. 382 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,440 Speaker 1: I had to bring the order back. Well like these 383 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:22,280 Speaker 1: these orders are two or three days old at this point. Yeah, man, 384 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,440 Speaker 1: and my legs are all fucking feeling weird. Ship. Did 385 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,760 Speaker 1: you quarantine? No? I was I supposed to. You gotta 386 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,399 Speaker 1: quarantee you've been to Space it back. Excuse me. I 387 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 1: ordered something three days ago and I never received it, 388 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,919 Speaker 1: but I was charged for it, and I'd like to 389 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,399 Speaker 1: speak to a manager. Okay, that's me. What's what's your 390 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 1: order to? Two full wrecks of pork rips medium spicy? Okay, yeah, 391 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:57,199 Speaker 1: I have it right here. It's ice cold. Well, I 392 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,680 Speaker 1: have to get this all the way down to the 393 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,760 Speaker 1: bottom of the ocean, so this is gonna be really 394 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:05,360 Speaker 1: cold by the time I get there. The Mary Honest Trench, Yes, yeah, 395 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,160 Speaker 1: we don't. We don't deliver to the Marry Honest Trench. 396 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 1: That's out of our out of our rain. I think 397 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,320 Speaker 1: somebody could have excuse me you you did you order 398 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,359 Speaker 1: off the website? Yeah? I did. Sometimes there's a quirk 399 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,680 Speaker 1: on there. Well they'll they'll, they'll let you place in order, 400 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: but we don't actually deliver to the marry honest trench. 401 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,879 Speaker 1: Why is that guy staring at me? We delivered to 402 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,360 Speaker 1: land surfaces and all seven continents plus plus space, but 403 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: we did not go to the depth of these Seems 404 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,120 Speaker 1: seems like you've you're doing this out of spite. I'm 405 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,360 Speaker 1: just gonna go to a different location. Look, it takes 406 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,200 Speaker 1: about five minutes to get those ribs ready. I don't 407 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to wait. Have you had the chances 408 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,240 Speaker 1: you lost your business? Lost the business? You? Fuck you? 409 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,800 Speaker 1: Holy Moly barbecue? Or if this is Gary, can I 410 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,240 Speaker 1: take your order please? Yes? First of all, do you 411 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: do deliver it? Yes, we do to the Mariannest Trench? Great, 412 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,399 Speaker 1: I would like the two full racks of pork ripped 413 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,800 Speaker 1: media spice alright, And do you have any cold slaw? Yes, 414 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: we do, we are. Do you have hot slaw? Yeah? 415 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:21,320 Speaker 1: That sometimes sounds insane? How cool your palette down as 416 00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 1: a side dish? Hot slaw. Just is this a prank call? 417 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:29,040 Speaker 1: This is all right? You know what, Maybe I'll just 418 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 1: take my business somewhere else. Okay, that all right, I'll 419 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:37,040 Speaker 1: take it. I'm not are you calling it cold slaw? 420 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,560 Speaker 1: It's cool, it's a cold slaw. It's cool. No, I 421 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:50,640 Speaker 1: want cold slaw. You should. It's CEO l E slaw. 422 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,960 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna argue over the phone on what a 423 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 1: cold slaw and a hot slaw are, but if you 424 00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,640 Speaker 1: can just deliver them to the merry, put the order in. Yeah, 425 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,400 Speaker 1: well your address is not coming up. Wait didn't we 426 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:10,480 Speaker 1: already talk? Well you have it? Okay, great, No, no 427 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,359 Speaker 1: you wanted it. I don't have it. Oh it's just 428 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:20,000 Speaker 1: uh five five. Yes, we talked about twenty minutes ago. 429 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:25,240 Speaker 1: He said, you're gonna take your order elsewhere? Gary, Oh okay, Yeah. 430 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,840 Speaker 1: It seems like I wrote it down on the had 431 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,920 Speaker 1: not called list, and technically I should have written it 432 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,119 Speaker 1: down in the hat called list. So it's kind of 433 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 1: a so that's weird. All right. Well, so no hot slaw? 434 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,720 Speaker 1: You mean no one is taking out order. We need 435 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 1: someone else to make these orders that you've been calling. 436 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: How many people no one can deliver to us. You 437 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 1: you guaranteed ribs would be delivered to the deepest depths 438 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 1: of the ocean. That's why I agreed to this. James 439 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,880 Speaker 1: Cameron has fund to this entire expedition and the ribs 440 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,920 Speaker 1: what I'm not. I'm not doing it anymore. Man, Maybe 441 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 1: Lyric do Larry? You do it. I can't do it. 442 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,440 Speaker 1: It's it's too much work. Nobody has hot Slaw. I 443 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,280 Speaker 1: don't even think it exists. Larry, What the hell is 444 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,960 Speaker 1: wrong with your skin? My god? Hold on, I just 445 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:22,080 Speaker 1: gotta take this call. Hi, go for James Cameron. James, James. Hello, 446 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 1: it's it's me. It's Jonathan, Jonathan at the bottom of 447 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: the Merian trained done that? What's up? Hot Slaw? Hot Slaw? 448 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:40,240 Speaker 1: Hot Slaw? Let me write that down, Avatar, three am 449 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 1: moment it is hot Slaw. What do you mean learning me? 450 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,280 Speaker 1: Who was it? James? Just a second, Honey, I gotta 451 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 1: figure this out. Poor milk on me Jeans. Okay, here, honey, 452 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,440 Speaker 1: that's just giving me. Pour it on me. That's a 453 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:09,160 Speaker 1: good kid. I thought you were getting hot Slaw submarine 454 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:13,400 Speaker 1: sandwiches again? What else do you want? What do you 455 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 1: want me to do? Look? I get sub sandwiches are 456 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,160 Speaker 1: are the only thing we've been able to get delivered 457 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 1: down here. But there must be something else. Come on, listen, 458 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:29,400 Speaker 1: quizns is the only thing that delivers, and then because 459 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,800 Speaker 1: of that, that's what we'll get. But they toast the 460 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 1: subs and they're always cold and soggy by the time 461 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,560 Speaker 1: they get down here. What do you want me to do. 462 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 1: I'm just a navigator, damn it. I'm not a culinary 463 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,080 Speaker 1: arts person. Look, I want you to find something else 464 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 1: so there might be a mutiny upon this ship. You 465 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:53,200 Speaker 1: thrown in the mutiny and shoot me in that goddamn head. 466 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 1: Do it? Do it. It's not quite the reaction I 467 00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,240 Speaker 1: thought we'd get. Uh, I mean, we just want to 468 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,440 Speaker 1: take off a command of the shipping, the lunch program, 469 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,640 Speaker 1: Slice me open, don't fall to my feet. I don't 470 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:14,520 Speaker 1: need to do any of that. Do a turn, um, okay, 471 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:22,280 Speaker 1: let me get my try itent here we go. Oh 472 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:31,880 Speaker 1: my god, twist a little twisty twisty ah. Yeah, that's 473 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,520 Speaker 1: what your concentrating on your pep. Your guts are spilling 474 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:42,440 Speaker 1: out and you're upset about live I live. Put him 475 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,360 Speaker 1: out of this mystery. I've tried. I'm just not very 476 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,600 Speaker 1: proficient with this. Tried it. I'm alive. I'm alive. I 477 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:55,160 Speaker 1: feel like I just keep puncturing him. Has cut off 478 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,360 Speaker 1: on our oxygen supply. Why are you doing this? Run 479 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:05,680 Speaker 1: not everyone needs to breathe? Oh my god, Dennis, Dennis, 480 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:10,480 Speaker 1: I want I want to use my renter's insurance. Okay, 481 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:15,320 Speaker 1: I want to file claim. Okay, I you are for 482 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,720 Speaker 1: the just you though no one else got the rogue 483 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 1: computer coverage, so it's just you. It's gonna take six 484 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:31,840 Speaker 1: to eight weeks for the claim to process. Ben. If 485 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,520 Speaker 1: you've got double indemnity, you won't collect. This is no 486 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: accident watching a film war that Yeah, see three countrils 487 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:54,440 Speaker 1: from Josh greeting alchemists. I'll say the obvioust praise for 488 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,680 Speaker 1: the show and get straight to the point. You did 489 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,120 Speaker 1: one of my scene suggestions a while back about an 490 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,800 Speaker 1: amateur bank where first which went off the rails and 491 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,680 Speaker 1: included public masturbation and incest. Corn, I should not have 492 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,200 Speaker 1: expected anything short of that from you all. I almost 493 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 1: never lead off with that episode. Two friends new to 494 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,760 Speaker 1: the show, even though it was my own right in 495 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,160 Speaker 1: and one of my favorites. Anyways, in Kevin's voice, here's 496 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,520 Speaker 1: another scene suggestion overworked Santa, clause dealing with Christmas in July. 497 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:31,920 Speaker 1: Cheers Josh, Santa. We've got another paper here for you. 498 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,440 Speaker 1: We usually just sign up on this. We just got 499 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 1: this whole new run of PS five we just got 500 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,320 Speaker 1: to deliver out there on back order from Sony. I 501 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,040 Speaker 1: know it's a pain in the ass, but yeah, if 502 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,840 Speaker 1: we can just get those going now, I think we 503 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:47,120 Speaker 1: get ahead of what if we used these and we 504 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:51,640 Speaker 1: sold him on E pay for exhorberant prices and used 505 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,880 Speaker 1: the profits so that we could buy more toys for 506 00:33:55,040 --> 00:34:02,120 Speaker 1: kids and work less. I don't know how that would work, Santa, 507 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,880 Speaker 1: but uh, if you just want to sign off on these, 508 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:09,120 Speaker 1: I think we'll be able to just old signature here. 509 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,759 Speaker 1: But I'd like those PS five's delivered to my workshop 510 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,800 Speaker 1: to oversee them personally. Now, Elf, Timmy, I'm telling you. 511 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,839 Speaker 1: Sitting right next to him, and he said, exorberant, I'm 512 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,480 Speaker 1: telling you we need to have some sort of uh 513 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:29,480 Speaker 1: intervention with an elftervention. We can have an alftervention this afternoon. Good, Okay, 514 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,160 Speaker 1: spread the word. Let everyone know we're gonna sit Sanda 515 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,439 Speaker 1: down and go over to seventeen words. He just can't 516 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,399 Speaker 1: say him. Try to say Saturday Night Live. He doesn't 517 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,880 Speaker 1: say night he says Saturday Live. And that's just dumb. 518 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,799 Speaker 1: It's been for fifty years. I mean, come on, yeah, 519 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,799 Speaker 1: there's I got a whole list. There's seventeen of them. 520 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:52,800 Speaker 1: So gather all the elves. Come on, you elves work alright, alright, 521 00:34:52,800 --> 00:35:06,600 Speaker 1: we're on it. Damn boys, come on, let's coming. Hey Rudolf, Rudolf, 522 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,560 Speaker 1: let me let me take a point today. Man, come on, 523 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:16,799 Speaker 1: what Rudolf let me take a point? Right? Well, look, 524 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:21,680 Speaker 1: look comment I I take point. Come on, that's always 525 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,640 Speaker 1: been this way. I know that's what we need to 526 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,960 Speaker 1: shake it up, man, shake it up, Shake it up, 527 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,640 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, So I know the reference common all right. 528 00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,480 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you don't hang out with a lot 529 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,080 Speaker 1: of us, can do your own thing kind of. You know, 530 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,040 Speaker 1: we always play games and stuff, and you don't want 531 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,200 Speaker 1: to pay you a part of it. So you didn't 532 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,080 Speaker 1: include me your raider games. That's such I mean, I 533 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,080 Speaker 1: wish somebody would ask our side of the story, because like, 534 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:47,480 Speaker 1: you're such a dick to all of us. Whatever. Commit 535 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:51,239 Speaker 1: I rubbed this table. I've always rubbed this table. All right, 536 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,319 Speaker 1: do you not even know what like the elves say 537 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:59,040 Speaker 1: about you? Dude? Like I care exactly, Dude, just let 538 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,640 Speaker 1: me run the point. All right? Fine, you want a 539 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:07,759 Speaker 1: rub point for one night? Yeah? Yeah, excuse me, hate 540 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,759 Speaker 1: to interrupt you. Guys have either you've seen Blitzen as 541 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,880 Speaker 1: supposed to deliver some weed. Uh, yeah, he's right, Blitzen. 542 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:21,560 Speaker 1: Could I here? What's a weed for? Blitzen? Can't get 543 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:26,640 Speaker 1: a move? That? Funk is the listen? Can you sign 544 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,120 Speaker 1: for the package so that we're gonna get high for 545 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:34,319 Speaker 1: Santa clothes? Man, it's very funny. There's no way you're 546 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 1: passing Santa stringent piss tests. I have a plenty of piss. 547 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,719 Speaker 1: I gonna need it. Yeah, Rudof, don't wrap him out, man, 548 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,719 Speaker 1: This is why people don't like you. You wrap people out. 549 00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,839 Speaker 1: It's I know of the only one who's cleaned all 550 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,640 Speaker 1: this whole team except for those red nose that turned 551 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:56,759 Speaker 1: to brown. I'd like to see if I could get 552 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,919 Speaker 1: baby my head health been here. I've got uh plush 553 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:07,680 Speaker 1: legal problem. Oh what do you need? Sanna? Oh? I 554 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: got this letter from US Customs saying that they've they've 555 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,239 Speaker 1: seized some delivery for the North Pole. They would like 556 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,799 Speaker 1: to come by and take a look at what we've 557 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:22,279 Speaker 1: got here. Oh, okay, did you help me with this? 558 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,880 Speaker 1: I'm just not into legal ease. Sure thing, I can 559 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,080 Speaker 1: take it down to the ELF think tank and we 560 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:33,120 Speaker 1: can draft up some language to help. Okay. I'm just 561 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,640 Speaker 1: wondering if I've got a good grasp on the language, 562 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,440 Speaker 1: because I see this and I think it's too for 563 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:43,400 Speaker 1: botus for me to really understand each and every individual word. 564 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,759 Speaker 1: It's a very wordsy So if you could just do 565 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,680 Speaker 1: me a favor and go over it with a fine 566 00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:04,400 Speaker 1: tooth comb, Sana, there's no b It's not hard for me, 567 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:09,640 Speaker 1: that's for sure. No, you don't. All right, else get 568 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:24,680 Speaker 1: in here else Christmas time, Christmas times, Christmas time. You 569 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,239 Speaker 1: should go back and work. Put him back into the 570 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:37,640 Speaker 1: into the factory. Everybody else stay here. Well, it seems 571 00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,720 Speaker 1: like US Customs wants to take a little visit Rudy 572 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:47,160 Speaker 1: or to the North Bull here at Santa's village. Problem. 573 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,960 Speaker 1: I believe this contrapasty is contrapsy. You need the jewels? 574 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:59,160 Speaker 1: Oh do you think that that's a inspector gadget? Are 575 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,840 Speaker 1: you sure we're gonna need this? Much firepower to visit Santa. 576 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,839 Speaker 1: I mean I think it's just a clerical error. No, yeah, 577 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,200 Speaker 1: this is yeah. We're gonna need to let me get 578 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:14,160 Speaker 1: my brothers in on this too. Uh hey squirrel, squirrel, 579 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,160 Speaker 1: yeah yeah those two. Yeah, hey, what do we need 580 00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:23,720 Speaker 1: them inspect? I mean of them? Who's pipes for hand wraps? 581 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,719 Speaker 1: Quite self and bubble wrap? Let's crafted himself and bubble wrap? 582 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,520 Speaker 1: Is that what he saying? Oh my gosh, sorry, do 583 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,600 Speaker 1: you want some something from us or not? Man? Yeah, 584 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,279 Speaker 1: we're going We got a mission. So this is what 585 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,359 Speaker 1: you wanted. You wanted a mission, Now we got one. 586 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 1: We're going to raid the North Pole. So strapped out 587 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,920 Speaker 1: we were the North Pole? What the hell for what? 588 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,799 Speaker 1: I thought? That's what you just said. We were going 589 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,000 Speaker 1: to do firepower. We need fower. I was asking you 590 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,480 Speaker 1: if this was necessary. I thought it was just a 591 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,399 Speaker 1: clerical error. I mean, we're just checking. Have you met 592 00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:56,839 Speaker 1: some of the people up there in the North Pole? 593 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,120 Speaker 1: They're vicious? All right? No, I've never been there. I 594 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,879 Speaker 1: said there was viswa I didn't say anything. It's gonna 595 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,160 Speaker 1: be nasty. We're gonna get up there, is it? Crazy? 596 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:13,839 Speaker 1: One crazy elf? He'll mess you up exactly what they 597 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:20,000 Speaker 1: call him? Do you feel like I'm too close to 598 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,080 Speaker 1: this one? Maybe I shouldn't go on this case. I 599 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,920 Speaker 1: know I've been wanting one for a long time, but 600 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,560 Speaker 1: I'm a really big fan of Santa. You've heard of 601 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,120 Speaker 1: the jew Bear, right? You ain't seen anyone kick casts 602 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:35,120 Speaker 1: you make the jewel? Sure? Is that right? You just 603 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:39,200 Speaker 1: look like a squirrel covered in bubble rep So I'm 604 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,480 Speaker 1: pretty safe now. I don't even have to say go, 605 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:49,920 Speaker 1: go gadget bubble wrap. It's just there, tim it um, 606 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,280 Speaker 1: there's I'm picking up something on the alf radar screen. 607 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,840 Speaker 1: It appears that there are four four vehicles heading this 608 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,080 Speaker 1: way right now? Should we round up the rest of 609 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,480 Speaker 1: the reindeer and go, yeah, yeah, yeah, call a call. 610 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,480 Speaker 1: Where's Rudolph Man? He needs to be here? All right, 611 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,200 Speaker 1: he's not here. I'll take charge, all right? Comment Okay, 612 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:19,879 Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here. Let's do this. All right, Let's 613 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,920 Speaker 1: get all the rest of the gang in here to 614 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:29,480 Speaker 1: the roll call blitz into man? What's it sucked up again? 615 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,080 Speaker 1: What's on the radar? Donna just got shot? Oh good, 616 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:39,080 Speaker 1: help me plug the wound, help me plug the fun shot? 617 00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:43,440 Speaker 1: Daughter shut military chop rather. I think it's Inspector Gadgett. 618 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,839 Speaker 1: That fuck. He hates the holidays. Hell man, tell us 619 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,839 Speaker 1: Donna out of this, Miry right now. Put Donna out 620 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:55,080 Speaker 1: of this. We got I'll do it. I loved him 621 00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:00,480 Speaker 1: the most being cupid. You're just hurting him. God, you're 622 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:08,480 Speaker 1: hoping this ship out of this is what happens when 623 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,399 Speaker 1: you leave the fucking team. Comment. No, No, you're still 624 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,839 Speaker 1: in charge. This is not my fault. I'll be charged now, 625 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,840 Speaker 1: not my fault. You went. You had a heart on 626 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,960 Speaker 1: to lead the team, and now I've got a blood 627 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:29,120 Speaker 1: bath of my hands. Customs, open up? Who's farting? Us? Customs? 628 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:35,480 Speaker 1: Where's the jewelf? What we needed? Us? Customs? Welcome to 629 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:41,000 Speaker 1: sent us village. There he is. Take a shot? Whoa 630 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:47,239 Speaker 1: my hands? Drup to cat? Shoot? Okay, why don't you? 631 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,800 Speaker 1: Why don't we just have a quick talker talkie together. 632 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,480 Speaker 1: He's gonna mispronounce some word and sure this little thing up. 633 00:42:55,160 --> 00:43:00,879 Speaker 1: She's okay, Get on the ground, Santa. I can't get 634 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,359 Speaker 1: under crowd. Oh, we get on the ground right now. 635 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,920 Speaker 1: It's too cold on the crowd. Somebody killed daughter already. 636 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:15,480 Speaker 1: He's suffering. Shut up. Pitchers him. Let him bleed. Can 637 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,680 Speaker 1: it get on you? You're wearing that suit. Get on 638 00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,000 Speaker 1: the ground, Santa. I'm not getting on the crowd. I've 639 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:25,200 Speaker 1: got a else. We have to save Santa. We have 640 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,080 Speaker 1: to save Santa Elves. I've got this big vat of 641 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:33,120 Speaker 1: hot slaw. Let's use it. Yeah, yeah, use the slaw 642 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:45,760 Speaker 1: guys from Christmas time, Christmas time that you just stabbed 643 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:52,840 Speaker 1: the federal hot flow. Somebody made this cult swa hot 644 00:43:54,760 --> 00:44:00,840 Speaker 1: It's burned? Did you just like coult slaw the cabbage 645 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:08,719 Speaker 1: of baby horses? Sorry, I'm sorry, Timmy, but Christmas is 646 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:16,160 Speaker 1: canceled this year? There talking about I'm saying Christmas is canceled. Yeah, 647 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,040 Speaker 1: I know, but you're obviously lying. I just don't know. 648 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,000 Speaker 1: Why can you not afford christ me time he has done? 649 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,360 Speaker 1: Did you get fired again? No? I didn't get fired again? Okay, 650 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,440 Speaker 1: and last time I decided to leave. Okay, there's a difference, right, 651 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,440 Speaker 1: But someone has to put food, you know, Tommy, you 652 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,400 Speaker 1: know I'm in your stepdad for a while. Hard a 653 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,239 Speaker 1: lot of to kind of bruce this gap between us. 654 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,840 Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't give a shit, right or 655 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,960 Speaker 1: you want to keep banging my mom. Right, yeah I 656 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:48,279 Speaker 1: do yeah, okay, yeah, I'm gonna maybe wrap a couple 657 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,959 Speaker 1: of presents. Maybe that'll help smooth things. Yeah, cool, great, great. 658 00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,480 Speaker 1: You know I've been going over your policy. You didn't 659 00:44:55,640 --> 00:45:00,359 Speaker 1: get Christmas insurance and you got the Clans of me um, 660 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:05,360 Speaker 1: but Chris is being canceled. It's not covered. I'm sorry. 661 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,279 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go break it to your kids. No, no, no, no, 662 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,840 Speaker 1: look come on, it's not even my kid. Okay, my 663 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,120 Speaker 1: girlfriend's son. Hey, come on, you gotta help me out. 664 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,719 Speaker 1: He there's gonna be something you can do. How much 665 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,480 Speaker 1: do I pay as for a premium anyway? Huh? Well 666 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,200 Speaker 1: you you got one of the lowest packages. You just 667 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:25,319 Speaker 1: paid thirty eight dollars a year year. That's coming out 668 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,480 Speaker 1: of my paycheck. All right, I feel like I should 669 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,759 Speaker 1: get something, you know what you're you don't give me 670 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,160 Speaker 1: this mug. I think I'm gonna take this mug and 671 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,040 Speaker 1: you know some of these pens. All right, Merry Christmas? 672 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:40,160 Speaker 1: All right, State Farm Leuis, Louis. Where have you been? 673 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,040 Speaker 1: You're supposed to be here working the counter at quiz 674 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,880 Speaker 1: Nos and you were gone. I was I had to do. 675 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,120 Speaker 1: I had to go to state farms. What are those pens? 676 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,120 Speaker 1: What is that mug? What are you doing? There's a 677 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:58,640 Speaker 1: gift for my steps you're yeah, look, I'm just gonna 678 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,560 Speaker 1: fire you from this job. Come on, hey, don't do this, Hank, 679 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,600 Speaker 1: It's Christmas. Don't fuck me, Hank, your piece of shit, 680 00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:13,359 Speaker 1: Hank cocaine in the back. You're fucking assholes. Lewis. Wake up, 681 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:18,960 Speaker 1: Wake up, Lewis. I am the ghost of Christmas past? 682 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:24,720 Speaker 1: What the fuck? Tonight? You will be haunted by two others. 683 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,919 Speaker 1: But we begin here. Join me as we look back 684 00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,879 Speaker 1: on Christmas pass. Okay, Here you are as a little 685 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:39,759 Speaker 1: boy getting brutalized by your stepfather. Yep. Here you are 686 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,719 Speaker 1: at school. They're throwing rocks in your face. Take these 687 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:49,160 Speaker 1: asteroids punk mm hmmm do you remember that? I remember 688 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:55,320 Speaker 1: how you didn't fight back? Yep? Here you are in 689 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,880 Speaker 1: your first job with a paper roun, trying to go 690 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,840 Speaker 1: door to door to collect what happened at the Williams. 691 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,600 Speaker 1: What the fund is this for? What are you doing? 692 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:11,799 Speaker 1: What the hell am I seeing? Wake up? Wake up? 693 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,920 Speaker 1: I'm the ghost of Christmas present, and I'm gonna just 694 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,440 Speaker 1: show you around. This is your This is your one 695 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:27,520 Speaker 1: bedroom apartment. Yeah, what this is your When we go outside, 696 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:33,080 Speaker 1: that's your car, two thousand six Toyota camera. They give 697 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,400 Speaker 1: me my keys back? What are you doing? Alright? Can 698 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:40,640 Speaker 1: I just borrow it for a quick errand let me 699 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,080 Speaker 1: go with you? Where you going? No? No, no, I 700 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,400 Speaker 1: don't know. It's cool. I just gotta go see my gun. Come, man, 701 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,560 Speaker 1: I gotta state farm insurance on that car. Man, it's 702 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,480 Speaker 1: a lot, dude. Lewis, Wake up, Lewis. It's I the 703 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,800 Speaker 1: ghost of Christmas future. Oh my god, I ate my 704 00:47:55,880 --> 00:48:00,480 Speaker 1: throw up. Oh god, look see there's not for us 705 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,200 Speaker 1: to show you since you've never had a problem with 706 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:07,839 Speaker 1: Christmas spirit, just being a stepdad. So there's your two 707 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,880 Speaker 1: thousand six Honda Civic. It's got more miles on it. 708 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,640 Speaker 1: Now what would you do? You've just driven it more? 709 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,520 Speaker 1: This this is the future. No, I can't drive it more. 710 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,400 Speaker 1: I can't afford it. Your transmission. You know this is 711 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,720 Speaker 1: a lie. No, don't take me mag I'll be different, 712 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:33,120 Speaker 1: don't changeis. Wake up, Wake up, Louis. Is Christmas the 713 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:39,279 Speaker 1: nonlinear kiss goes to Christmas. You look at it in 714 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:49,960 Speaker 1: asteroid fields. There's nothing here. Now you're spoo man, shut up, 715 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:57,200 Speaker 1: these are good. This is yours little sperm. Louise, Louis, 716 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,800 Speaker 1: U dr gadget. I've been looking at your chart. It 717 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:04,879 Speaker 1: turns out you have seven different personalities, all of them 718 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:09,440 Speaker 1: ghosts of Christmas at certain times, they're all in your head, Louis, 719 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:13,640 Speaker 1: look at the chart. All right? Okay, will you you 720 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,239 Speaker 1: squeeze my head into that X ray machine? So it's 721 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,399 Speaker 1: it's kind of heart dr melts today that you want one? 722 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,399 Speaker 1: You bet? I love those two the melts. Okay, turn 723 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,200 Speaker 1: the melt and hot. So we need to look at 724 00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,040 Speaker 1: your head. But we're going through the penis. Go go 725 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:33,680 Speaker 1: take it harder. Lewis, wake up, wake up? Is your 726 00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,640 Speaker 1: name Lewis, it's on your name, teg. I wouldn't under 727 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:42,320 Speaker 1: a sub um Yeah, um, what kind of stub do 728 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,120 Speaker 1: you want? Your only place that's open? It's it's Christmas Day? 729 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:53,680 Speaker 1: I know? What do you want? Oh it's a new telling. 730 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:58,320 Speaker 1: Oh how perfect? I know it's Christmas Day? What do 731 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,880 Speaker 1: you want? Let's go out. Been this for joining us 732 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,200 Speaker 1: on this damn fine day. All technical issues aside, we 733 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,399 Speaker 1: pulled off another one. So thank you, each and every 734 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:10,160 Speaker 1: one of you. First of all, Cole returning champion. Uh, 735 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:14,200 Speaker 1: is there anything you'd like to direct folks attention to. Uh, 736 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,440 Speaker 1: go to SF sketch Fest dot com rent past videos 737 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,960 Speaker 1: help us stay afloat and Uh we're working on something 738 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,799 Speaker 1: for the spring, so hopefully I can announce that pretty soon. Yep, 739 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,160 Speaker 1: exciting stuff coming forward. Look out for that, and thank 740 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,960 Speaker 1: you for being here at tools saying thanks to you 741 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:33,920 Speaker 1: as well, Thank you very much. How's that? UH radio 742 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:39,759 Speaker 1: plays the narrative podcast called Death at Sunset, available where 743 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:44,239 Speaker 1: you get podcast Apple or Spotify. Check it out Death 744 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:49,720 Speaker 1: at Sunset, Can't wait? Excited itsell? Craig Atkowski, Hey, always 745 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:52,840 Speaker 1: great to be here. If you enjoy improv podcast. My 746 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,360 Speaker 1: wife and I just guessed it on a couple of 747 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,520 Speaker 1: funny ones recently. My neighbors are dead and those who aren't. 748 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,480 Speaker 1: Uh so check those out if you're whatever. Your favorite 749 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,080 Speaker 1: podcast streamer is always loved to plug the competition nice 750 00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,680 Speaker 1: very much. Appreciate it as always. Dr James Heeney, thank 751 00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,840 Speaker 1: you so much for being here. Mostly, Oh, thank you, 752 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:16,000 Speaker 1: I have Uh, it's my pleasure to be here. Check 753 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:21,840 Speaker 1: out BS Comedy on twitch dot tv. All right, please, 754 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,600 Speaker 1: And they don't need to know that that bs dens 755 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,480 Speaker 1: in this case for Bear Supply. Well, for some reason, 756 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:33,200 Speaker 1: Bear Supply was taken. Oh that's right, it's weird. So yeah, 757 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,360 Speaker 1: we're BS Comedy, which in retrospect makes me wonder if 758 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,200 Speaker 1: people think it's just bullshit. Oh no they don't. You 759 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,480 Speaker 1: don't have to wonder, James, Thank god, Thank you, they do. 760 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,680 Speaker 1: I was worried about it. Joey Gerherman, thank you also 761 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,120 Speaker 1: for being here, such a pleasure. When when do we 762 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,279 Speaker 1: when do we watch BS Comedy? That? You know, every 763 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:58,400 Speaker 1: Wednesday sometime between seven eight o'clock will be on, so 764 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:03,560 Speaker 1: just sometimes seven sometimes montreal time, right exactly. Yeah, we're 765 00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:07,120 Speaker 1: doing a mount of time, so people's time is kind 766 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,960 Speaker 1: of important, maybe narrowing it down. But some history is 767 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,360 Speaker 1: also important, you know, I think a little you know, 768 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:18,399 Speaker 1: a little secret sometime between seven and eight specific time, 769 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:23,560 Speaker 1: maybe on Thursdays. I don't know. That's incredibly helpful. I'm 770 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:29,040 Speaker 1: sure the show is wildly successful. Let's thank your engineering. 771 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:33,400 Speaker 1: Producing with the stars, Mr Dougbaine. Find folks that I 772 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:39,000 Speaker 1: heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, reminding you to 773 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,680 Speaker 1: look out for each other, give a good hoot, and 774 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,560 Speaker 1: have each other's backs. Like we allegedly do in the 775 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,720 Speaker 1: improv effort. When you go outside, wear a mask, be safe. 776 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,440 Speaker 1: Um yeah, that's our message for today. Please be kind 777 00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,120 Speaker 1: and safe. I love you, Bunchet. Thanks for continue to 778 00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,879 Speaker 1: write to us. Your name here doc with this dot. 779 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:04,960 Speaker 1: Thanks again to all the patron subscribers until next time.