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Speaker 1: did put some great topics out there. Let's get into

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Speaker 1: the topic trade. Here we go. When did you realize

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Lisa, welcome, Welcome to the topic train. Which

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the most embarrassing moments with the doctor.

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Speaker 1: All right, the topic train. Let's just never do this

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Speaker 1: Garrett sent through we're talking about Bono. Someone said he's

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Speaker 1: the sound of a defeated morning show host, Carmen Did

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Speaker 1: you sniff? Did you sniff? Bono? I'm doing great, I did.

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Speaker 1: saw his pennies. Oh, pennies. Bono smells like pennies, like copper. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: You take it easy, and there you have it. Every train.

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Speaker 1: three things we need to know from Gandhi. We move on.

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Speaker 1: We got a phone tap on the way, All right, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay? The US Department of Justice and

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