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Speaker 1: The Nicky Nikki Here I am. I know, uh high listener.

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Speaker 1: How's it going. It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast, Tuesday's episode.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, today I have been up to a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's it's this is the This is honestly the best

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Speaker 1: part of my morning. I was looking so forward to this, like,

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Speaker 1: let's just get to the podcast. I woke up like

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes late. I know, this is a weird thing

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Speaker 1: I'm doing now in my life where I know I

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Speaker 1: have to be up for something and I'll just choose

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Speaker 1: to ignore it. Like my assistant sends me a text

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Speaker 1: every night because I asked for this of what I

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Speaker 1: have the next day. I think I should probably cancel

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Speaker 1: those texts because I just thumbs up them and think

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Speaker 1: I've seen them and committed them to memory. When my

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Speaker 1: old way of working is I would just look at

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Speaker 1: my calendar right before bed and go, what what's tomorrow

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Speaker 1: gonna be like? Because I don't want to look at

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Speaker 1: it too early in the day because then I just

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Speaker 1: have start having dread for being overworked, and i'd I'd

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Speaker 1: like to keep that dread to right before I'm laying

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Speaker 1: my head upon my silk pillow. That is disgusting. I got, like,

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Speaker 1: my my last assistant got me this light pink silk

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Speaker 1: pillow because I was having I was freaking out about

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Speaker 1: my hair falling out last year. She was like, you

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Speaker 1: need a silk pillowcase, which I've I've heard about forever.

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Speaker 1: It's good for your skin. It's just slippery and it

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Speaker 1: doesn't like so and it does. It's not cotton. It's

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Speaker 1: not absorbing the oils of your skin. So I got

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Speaker 1: this pink pillow case. But it's so beat up now

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Speaker 1: with spray tan and mascara and and I'm not someone

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Speaker 1: who sleeps in their makeup. It's just I wear so

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Speaker 1: much goddamn makeup sometimes one washing getting it all, and

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Speaker 1: it's just it's so it's like the velveteen rabbit of

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Speaker 1: pillow cases. Pillowcases are disgusting. Um. But I don't like

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Speaker 1: fresh ones because I'm like, oh, they're absorbing, they absorbed

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Speaker 1: more because I I use cotton ones too anyway, So

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Speaker 1: I forgot that. I had a COVID test this morning

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Speaker 1: at like eight am for Bill Maher. It's just so funny.

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Speaker 1: I think it's because I don't respect them anymore. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this is dumb. You know what I mean. It's like

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Speaker 1: when you like, now I become an anti masker, you know,

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Speaker 1: And which was the thing that I was like someone

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Speaker 1: I was writing on redd at the other day telling

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Speaker 1: a story about how when they see people's noses, customers noses,

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Speaker 1: they're filled with such fury from dealing with those assholes

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Speaker 1: last year that when they when a customers like haphazardly

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Speaker 1: wearing a mask now, which is like what I'm doing,

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Speaker 1: but I get that, like as a retail employee, this

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Speaker 1: person was just telling an anecdote of like the rage

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Speaker 1: that they feel as in the retail industry dealing with

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Speaker 1: people anti maskers last year. Shout out to everyone who

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Speaker 1: worked retail last year and customer service. Truly, I see you,

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Speaker 1: I hear you. I appreciate you so much. I know

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Speaker 1: the fucking nightmares you put up with they were Karen's

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Speaker 1: all day long, you know, because apparently this year, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know, people have customers have

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Speaker 1: been There's been so much celebration of like, thank you

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Speaker 1: frontline workers, us banging pots and pans, But we weren't

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Speaker 1: doing that for people who are working at Starbucks or

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Speaker 1: grocery stores or fucking anthropology. The people people are so

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Speaker 1: top of that, being told by an employee that they

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Speaker 1: don't respect a young girl that works sitting anthropology is

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Speaker 1: telling a woman to put on a mask, and then

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Speaker 1: that woman takes all her rage that she has pent

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Speaker 1: on this employees and employees got treated like shit this year.

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Speaker 1: And the customer is always right is still this kind

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Speaker 1: of motto that the retail industry follows, and it's bs

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Speaker 1: the customer is mostly wrong and entitled and deserves to

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Speaker 1: be put in place. And but but corporations are so

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Speaker 1: about whatever keeps customers happy, because it's not about the customers,

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Speaker 1: about the customers money. Like the customer is always right,

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Speaker 1: is it's just their money is right and they're wrong,

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Speaker 1: and we're just gonna keep pretending like they're like the

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Speaker 1: the placation that happens to dumb people that are feeling

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Speaker 1: entitled to how they their drink or their food is done,

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Speaker 1: and how you have to act like respect those people.

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Speaker 1: And you see, like smart managers like dealing with rowdy

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Speaker 1: should just be an overall rule, like there should be

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Speaker 1: insurance for those places that if you have enough incidents

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Speaker 1: of customers acting like assholes, the insurance company will reimburse

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Speaker 1: those people because you stand up to them. Asshole reassurance

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Speaker 1: or asshole insurance? Does that make sense? So I don't

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Speaker 1: I mean he's making money off of it, but like

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Speaker 1: he's just like, yeah, stick it in your nose, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like twisting it. Like he's like you don't even

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Speaker 1: I threw that thing in the mail and then um,

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Speaker 1: then I had a call about Conan. Conan is retired,

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Speaker 1: you know, not retiring. Conan's leaving TBS. He's moving to HBO.

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Speaker 1: No one knows what he's going to do there, but

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Speaker 1: the end of a run, which it's always good to

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Speaker 1: be celebrated, but this isn't the end of anything for Conan,

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Speaker 1: So it feels a little weird talking about like his

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Speaker 1: It's like, is he dead? I don't, but I did

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Speaker 1: an interview with Vulture that's just celebrating him, which I'm

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Speaker 1: glad to do definitely. Just said, just when I talk

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Speaker 1: like the reason I'm funny, But I'm just I get

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Speaker 1: too sincere, and I um, I feel like I make

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Speaker 1: my publicist who has to quietly listen to me talk

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Speaker 1: to these producers and these writers. When I have these

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Speaker 1: be like nicky, No one cares about that. You don't

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Speaker 1: need to tell people that, uh, you might start looking

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Speaker 1: into the kink community. I'm just like, Yeah, why am

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Speaker 1: I telling this Bill maher producer that listen, you know,

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Speaker 1: But I guess we're not there yet, And maybe maybe

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything wrong. But I'm on this call

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Speaker 1: about the Conan thing this morning and just rattling on

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Speaker 1: another call because I'm doing it a show next week,

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Speaker 1: where I had to talk about, um, how much I

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Speaker 1: in any way. You know, at least you can't drink.

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Speaker 1: Drinking is legal, but there's certain sanctions around it to

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Speaker 1: protect people from hurting themselves or others with it. But food,

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Speaker 1: just have at it, man, Eating and driving should be

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Speaker 1: not good, like any distracted driving. Remember when Dawson's dad

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Speaker 1: It's a busy morning here at Shake Glazer, but this

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Speaker 1: to get to the show. Let's get Andrew in here now.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Andrew. Um, I saw you just

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Speaker 1: bend down there. You'd feeling okay physically? Yeah, I feel good.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know if that was like the proper it was.

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Speaker 1: It looked like the problem I've been watching a lot

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Speaker 1: of Alexander techniques on YouTube. It's a way of like

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Speaker 1: Alexander technique, Like, um, kind of it looks like you're

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Speaker 1: when I feel there is an inn. What about when

427
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 1: I said, right before the appetizer, Nikki is so wet.

428
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,119
Speaker 1: You don't remember that? No, I think I was in

429
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 1: the bathroom when you told the table wrap. Hey, just

430
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 1: you guys, know, like before the apps come, NICKI gets

431
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,679
Speaker 1: really wet. That would be so fucking funny and weird.

432
00:21:52,040 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 1: It would be weird. Apparently here first, do you want

433
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: to do it again? Oh? Really? Yeah, guys, I'm so

434
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,879
Speaker 1: excited for the news today. I hope you're having a

435
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,239
Speaker 1: great time out there, and hope you as always are

436
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: having all of the swell. Oh man, thanks for setting

437
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 1: me up there, Nick. Okay. Of course, the internet hates

438
00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: a twenty three year old man named Karen and his

439
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,880
Speaker 1: sixty year old girlfriend Cheryl after sharing a relationship on TikTok.

440
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 1: Karen is twenty three, she's sixty years old. Thirty seven

441
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:39,439
Speaker 1: year gap. People finding it disgusting. It's also a a

442
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: black guy and a white woman, so I don't know

443
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: if that adds to it the flame, but yeah, people

444
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: are called really making fun of Cheryl here. Okay, Uh,

445
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: well that's that's to be expected. She is a older woman, um,

446
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: older white woman, long brown hair. Uh. She's dressing very

447
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 1: youthfully and but she definitely as like a old woman's face,

448
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: like from a possible And I'm saying that in the

449
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,239
Speaker 1: nicest way. This is an older woman without makeup. I

450
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: also look like a horror show sometimes when I don't

451
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: have makeup on and just have like like this woman

452
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 1: is just herself, and she's an older woman. That's what

453
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: you look like when you get old. Love it. But

454
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: she's wearing like a youthful top and she's dating a

455
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 1: fucking honky young dude for thirty seven years her junior.

456
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: This would not be a story if it was the

457
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 1: other way around. However, I'm not someone who likes to

458
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: play that card of like, if it were the other way,

459
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,959
Speaker 1: we wet it be talking at it because they use

460
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: that against us as well, and the double standard thing. Listen,

461
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,479
Speaker 1: this is just the way it goes. Um and I.

462
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 1: He looks very content and happy. He knows what he's doing.

463
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: He's an adult man. I love it. Yeah. Usually with

464
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 1: this you don't like destroy the man as much as

465
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: when it's a woman and and an older man is

466
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: usually oh, the guy must have so much money, like

467
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 1: it's not think. I guess they go after love to

468
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 1: I mean that Anna Nicole Smith, remember that guy she married,

469
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean that guy that was wild? That was I

470
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 1: mean that guy never he looked like, um, he looked

471
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: like I was just thinking, who did he look like? That?

472
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: Was so similar looking person the Prince Philip, same same

473
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: look is an interesting money Eventually, no matter how much

474
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: money that's going to keep you looking like that, that's

475
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 1: we're all headed that way. If you last long enough,

476
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 1: you were just a person in a wheelchair, like, like,

477
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 1: it's just you can't not be It's what seele take

478
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: photos of like the last like month or two of

479
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: their grandparents see it all the time on Reddit last images.

480
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 1: It's crazy that's something you search. No, it's just it's

481
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 1: I just like it because it honors people who have died,

482
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 1: but it's people sharing photos the last photo taken of

483
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 1: a person that lived, and I think it's just kind

484
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: of I don't think it's creepy. There's something like sweet

485
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: about it. And then you read about like and it's

486
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: oftentimes really like a person looking literally they're worse, and

487
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, can we mean I like it when it's

488
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: like this is a girl on her prom night and

489
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: it's a seventeen year old girld with like such life Like,

490
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: I don't know that I like that, but there's a

491
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 1: morbidity to it that just soothed me in some way.

492
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 1: But when it's just an old person looking like shit,

493
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, I mean, I have a joke about this.

494
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 1: Of the best part of dying young is that people

495
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: circulate young pictures of you when you die, but when

496
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: because they always show how you look. The most circulated

497
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: pictures of the one of how you looked when you died,

498
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: like the most recent and it's usually in This is

499
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,399
Speaker 1: why we definitely need video because this is unbelievable. Do

500
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: you think of well, you had the you had your

501
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: joke into special about uh a hot girl standing like

502
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: in a little baiting too next to their mom who's

503
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 1: about to die, and then Kim Kardashian did that that's

504
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: what you haven't posted that I just reminded you is

505
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: remind setting me up. Yeah, Kim Kardashian literally hos in

506
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 1: a bikini next to it. And it was like, and

507
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: I called it out on my Special. I mean, it's

508
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: not the most original joke of like hot girls trying

509
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 1: to look hot next to sad things, but it was

510
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: like I gave a very specific like grandma chair and

511
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 1: you're in a bikini, Like let's get to the what

512
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 1: do I say, the dialysis tent at Coachella, Like come on, grandma,

513
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: dialysis grandma. And that's all based from Lady's documentary where

514
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: she five foot one or whatever where she was bragging

515
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: about how tiny she is and um um that I'm

516
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: sure that's not why she named it that, but it is.

517
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: I'm a little jealous of when someone's like, I'm little,

518
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: I love GGA. You're standing next to you like you're

519
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 1: really old grandma. Do you think that you should dress

520
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: sex here or you think you have a responsibility to

521
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: dress also like yourself. So I don't mind girls being

522
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 1: in a book bikini, but it's hilarious to being a

523
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: bikini next to your grandma. Why is your grandma party

524
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 1: a situation where here my grandma one piece and then

525
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: me fully in a tuxedo. Grandma grandma's though Hannah Burner

526
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: has a sexy grandma. Dude, my grandma was, well, she's

527
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: still banging in the nursing and she's a hundred years old.

528
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 1: Can't believe you have it. I told you she banged

529
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: the guy. They both have dementia, so they both forget

530
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: about it. But he's married to God. It's like the

531
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: first time every time. That's like fifty one states. But

532
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: on both sides, it's like a turtle sunshine where they

533
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: keep eating over the catch across the room, but not

534
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: really because they have cataracts, but so they would they

535
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: have one night stands every single time. That's hot, it

536
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: really is, but you can't build on it or do

537
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: you think. Every once in a while they're like, wait,

538
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: I think I sucked this before. Something about this feels right. Yeah,

539
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: they're I don't know that that's the case. I don't know.

540
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: I don't understand dementia, but I and I won't and

541
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: some day I'll probably have it, because we all probably

542
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: probably have it. My grandma, my grandma was not looking

543
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: forward to that. I'll tell you that. The last two

544
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: guys she she's banged to, she's like a black widow.

545
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: If you have sex with my grandma, you're gonna die

546
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: within three years now. Granted a lot of these guys,

547
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: yeah you know, but but why don't you try to

548
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: do it? It's dryer dry a ghost coming. It sounds

549
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: like you guys are getting your feet mustafe. Oh my god.

550
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 1: But my grandma, she would she banged these guys. My

551
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: grandpa died. He had a white mustache that she made

552
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: him grow because she liked the white mustache. And then

553
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: five months after my grandpa died, this guy gets out

554
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: of a Honda Cord or whatever, and he has a

555
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: white mustache and aviators. He looks exactly. She just found another.

556
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: She just replaces him, like like an assembly line Damn,

557
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: would you want to a guy or would you want

558
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: to date a guy that looked exactly like your ex? Yes? Yeah,

559
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: definitely like my Um, like, yeah, I have a type

560
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: you know, like if I was, if I somehow do

561
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: you know what you want to It's different, but like

562
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: it makes it for me is someone who's so scared

563
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: to be with people, knew people. If they look that

564
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: they resemble enough of someone I've been with already makes

565
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: me feel a lot more relaxed. It's kind of like

566
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: when you buy a dog at the same breed. Again, Yeah,

567
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, this is just want them to be.

568
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: But I think I'm just attracted to the same quality.

569
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: So if I'm the person I marry, probably I'm attracted

570
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: to things about him physically that I'll be attracted to. Again,

571
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: what are your top three physical things you look forward to? Man? Um,

572
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,959
Speaker 1: that's hard. I mean I don't I a good smile,

573
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: a good like smiles a lot good smile. Um, and

574
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: then like eyes, lips, just having eyes, what color eyes

575
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: do you? I don't care about color, just like not

576
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: like to like intense, like they don't stare too much,

577
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: no the old like not like they just don't want

578
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: like intense eyes that they like kind of creep me out. Um,

579
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: but I could be attracted to literally anything. Um, I

580
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,239
Speaker 1: guess I like, Um, it's hard to soften up at

581
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: a hard eye. You know. The thing is if I

582
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: have like if I feel the sucking heat from someone

583
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: and like they just have a confidence to themselves or

584
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,959
Speaker 1: like just there's something about them that I'm like, you

585
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: don't seem to be impressed by me, and I'm going

586
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: to win you over and that That's what I look for,

587
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: is a person that doesn't seem to need me or

588
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: care much for me, but I know that I can

589
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: get but they do it with a smile. Yeah, but

590
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: they're fun. They're fun and charming. Like I like a

591
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: little bit of a challenge, but it's usually someone The

592
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: ones I like are the ones that I feel a

593
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: vibe with and I know that they feel it and

594
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: they're just going to try to fight it and I'm like, no,

595
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm going, I'm going, I'm gonna get you and you

596
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: know you like it and we're gonna do this. I

597
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: sometimes feel like you'll say to me, like, I don't

598
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: know if he's into me. I'm like, that guy's definitely

599
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: in you, And part of it is do you tell

600
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: yourself that? So then you're trying to win them over,

601
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: So it's like hotter for you even if you think, no, no,

602
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Does that make sense? So no,

603
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you I've I've asked people who I've

604
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: done this with, like when did you know? When did you? Like?

605
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: They always are like I would have I was at

606
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: chart to you the first time I saw a clip

607
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: of you on the thing, I wanted to have sex

608
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: with you. But it's never like they never, uh, they

609
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: never think it's going to happen. They never, They're never

610
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: they're never like actively pursuing it because they think it's

611
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: just an impossibility until I make it happen. They're always like,

612
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: oh no, I would have never made a move. I

613
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: would have never done anything but that. And that's where

614
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: I go, like, why not? Why do I always have

615
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: to be the one to do it? Why am I

616
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: not obvious enough? How can I how can I not

617
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: be being obvious? I think it's like seeping out of

618
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: my pores that I like this person. And then I

619
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 1: finally tell them I like them because I get so

620
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: fed up, and then I go didn't. When did you

621
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: like start liking me? And they're like never, because I wouldn't.

622
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: I didn't think I had. You know that they've never

623
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: seen it. You're like like mannequin. I'm movie mannequine. When

624
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: the mannequin comes to life. That's like they see you

625
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: on TV or if they see you on you know

626
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: whatever on the internet, like and then you come to life.

627
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: It's like whoa, Like what is like, like I remember

628
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: the first time I met you, like literally the first

629
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: time I met you. If you see someone enough on

630
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: TV or whatever, there's like an aura around you where

631
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: them yeah yeah, yeah, And it takes a very long

632
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: time to like I don't know, it's weird. Yeah, no,

633
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: I've I've felt it before with with people, But I

634
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: don't think it's that. I mean, these are people that

635
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: I meet, not they don't know me from TV or whatever,

636
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: like they've maybe seen a picture of me on something,

637
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: you know, but uh, and they were That's what I'm saying.

638
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: Say when they're like, when did you first want to

639
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: fund me? Like I always love to hear about that.

640
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear about like the crush how it developed.

641
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: And they're like, I don't know when I googled you

642
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,719
Speaker 1: or what, I'm like, Okay, that's not romantic. Next story,

643
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: all right, This next story is there are five red

644
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: flags that tell you when you're in a toxic relationship.

645
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: Do you want to guess them? Ing? All right? Constantly

646
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: seeking approval and er acceptance from the partner and mistaking

647
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: it for love. Mm hmm, okay, yeah, that's just like, yeah,

648
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: just well that. I think it's all if you are

649
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: not being yourself, or you are like worrying about how

650
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: your partner might react to something and trying to control

651
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: their reaction. There we go. That's the side of a

652
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: bad relationship, and I bet it will be in all

653
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: of these that kind of thing um affection is given

654
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: or withheld as reward or punishment. I have goose bumps

655
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: and I can't I'm so like triggered by that, the

656
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: withholding of affection. Can you imagine being someone that like

657
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: wants about to hug you right or about to kiss you,

658
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: and they go they'll be, oh no, no, that'll be

659
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: too nice for them, like like they stopped themselves. That's

660
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: wild to me. It's happened to me as someone who

661
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: did it. It's not even that it's just like gnoring

662
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: or like just not being loving and like you know,

663
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: just like yeah, and it's like you can't help but

664
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: like you are disgusted by them, like you can't. You can't,

665
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: you can't be nice to them. You it's impossible. Like

666
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend, I he he wouldn't. He would he

667
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: would shut down physically if he was upset with me

668
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: and he could not help it, and he would tell

669
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: me he was like, I can't help it. And I

670
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: didn't want him to like hug me just like insincerely,

671
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: so that wouldn't have been good. So I would just

672
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: have to wait until this, like you know, this anger

673
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: had lifted and that he wanted to touch me again,

674
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: and it just sucks. It's when you were angry at him,

675
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: would you still want to have sex? Yeah, Well I

676
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 1: just want to make up. I'd want to get to

677
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: the root of it so we could get over it

678
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: and get to making up and understanding each other. But

679
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: he needed he did not want to talk about things

680
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 1: right away. He needed to like process them, and he wasn't.

681
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: And if we did talk about things right away, I

682
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: would just be like good, we're good at again, and

683
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: he would just really need a lot of cooling off

684
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: time still after and I'd be like, I'm still being

685
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: punished up to I apologize, but people just heal at

686
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: different speeds, and I need someone who's like, all right,

687
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: let's address this, let's turn it around back to normal.

688
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,439
Speaker 1: I know it's a little awkward, but like, let's just

689
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: there's also something to probably like, oh, uh, you know

690
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: I said I'm sorry, I also had sex with you

691
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: and you're still mad, like like it adds another Oh

692
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: my god, I mean that is I mean I have

693
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: tried to win over guys with sex get out of fights,

694
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: Like when a guy is being upset with me, and

695
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: eventually they can't. They their horny nous gives in and

696
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: then they fuck you, and then they're still mad at you,

697
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: but now they don't want to fuck you. Then they're

698
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: drained of their semen you. You have this false sense

699
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: of their forgiveness because they've got horny for you and

700
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: touched you and fun to you, and maybe the sex

701
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: was a little bit more I don't know, Uh, they

702
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 1: were a little bit angrier during the sex than usual,

703
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: But listen, that's fine. Why do you have a gun? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, no,

704
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: I yeah, I think when when I'm angry, I'm not,

705
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: I get very very unhorny, Like I'm not. Dude, if

706
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship where you're living with someone but

707
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 1: you've never lived with someone that you are fucking uh

708
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: for days where you're sleeping in the same bed, and

709
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 1: you will want to fund the person that you haven't

710
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: had to talk with about whatever is making each other

711
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: man think about it? Yeah, no, for sure. I mean,

712
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: do you ever like turn your back on someone with

713
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: that that move where you know, you know, I if

714
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: he if someone ever wanted to fund me, I was

715
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: always down. And I'm not saying like I'm a perfect girl,

716
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 1: but like I am a little bit of a sex

717
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: addict in a relationship, and so I was always down,

718
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: or at least if I wasn't, i'd be like, I'm

719
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: really tired, and you're just gonna have to like literally

720
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: just like hold me like a log, like I can't contribute,

721
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: but I don't mind you being inside me. But I'm

722
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: literally gonna lay hair. But I'm always down to be

723
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: penetrated and uh, but I never had sex. Always know,

724
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: then I'll have to stop doing meat and grades they

725
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: only but your book, you'll get some meat. Alright, alright, okay,

726
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: what are both people in the relationship keep score of

727
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: who did what and whom? Oh no, for whom an

728
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: emotional manipulation frequently occurs to even the score. Yeah I

729
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 1: did this, you should do that. That makes sense, all right, Well,

730
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: what are the other ones? Okay? The relationship feels like

731
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: emotional roller coaster. I mean, if any of these, even

732
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: one of these off the lift list, try to fix it,

733
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: because obviously there's something worth being in the relationship about.

734
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: But you got to remedy it or it's gonna kill

735
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: your relationship. I mean, you can't have this and you

736
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: feel isolated from loved ones. Yeah, what you do is

737
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: you go, I this is an issue. This is a

738
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 1: sign of a toxic relationship. You do this thing to me,

739
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: We're not good at handling it this way. If we

740
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: don't both active. I'm ready to actively work on it

741
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: not happening anymore because I don't want to be in

742
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: a relationship where this happens. It's a toxic relationship. Sign

743
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: of a toxic relationship. So we have to address it

744
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: if we're going to stay together and I want to

745
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: stay together, or and if that person does not take

746
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: the steps with you to to conquer that issue. But ba,

747
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: bye bye bye, and you can leave feeling good because

748
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: you gave him a goddamn ultimatum. If I want to

749
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: work on this, we need to work on this. I

750
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: respect myself not enough to not be in a relationship

751
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: that has this thing going on. And then the person,

752
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: if they want to keep you, will do the minimal effort,

753
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: which is all you ask of working towards making it better. Noah,

754
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: I got a quick question. Okay, yeah, wait, I raised

755
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,479
Speaker 1: my hands, So I would like to ask my question. Please,

756
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: what do you what do you think about personal accountability though?

757
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: Do you think that each person has to contribute something

758
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: and working on themselves before they can approach the relationship

759
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: or is it just honing in on the relationship has

760
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: to be on the relationship. Is there any type of

761
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: personal accountability? Um? I don't know, but and I really

762
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: don't understand your question, but let me just say this

763
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: that I do think that you can enter into a

764
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: relationship with someone who has never worked on themselves, or

765
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: if you're finding yourself in a relationship with with someone

766
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: who doesn't do anything to work on themselves, they don't meditate,

767
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: they don't read books. They don't they're not interested in

768
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: something that is actually going to better them and make

769
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: them a better person. Um, that's that's okay that you're

770
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: in a relationship with that kind of person, but you

771
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: need to make it clear that you will not continue

772
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: to be because it's you are someone that works on yourself.

773
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: So you need a person. Actually you don't need to

774
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: do the same amount of effort, but you need. We do.

775
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: We need to be on a trajectory of growth, and

776
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: you playing video games all day is not leading you anywhere.

777
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: And I think to your point, like, I think you could.

778
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 1: You could work on yourself. Wow, being in a relationship,

779
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: I think a lot of times are people like now

780
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: I'm taking time to myself. No, you could take time

781
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: to yourself being with someone absolutely did that answer? No,

782
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that wasn't clear. I feel like accountability of

783
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: like you just think not about the relationship. Yeah, you

784
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: should work on yourself because guess what, your partner might

785
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: die and you need to be your own person. Relationships

786
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: the other person does not complete you. They could go

787
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: away tomorrow, they could die to tomorrow, and then who

788
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: are you? Are you going to die tomorrow? The next day.

789
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: If that's the case, it's kind of sad you. The

790
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: best relationship is my old abusive therapist to say, the

791
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: best relationship is one that you could live with or without.

792
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: And I love that because you can live without it

793
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: means you are a whole person. Yeah, and it's not

794
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: a lot of times too. It's like if it's like

795
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: a financial thing too, like the article whatever, I read

796
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: the article that that you need to set money inside.

797
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: You need to set yourself up for if it if

798
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: you want to leave, you know what I mean. A

799
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,240
Speaker 1: lot of people stay within relationships because of financial reasons,

800
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: not just because of emotional reasons. So emotionally and financially,

801
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: you just need to if you are going to leave.

802
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: It's like leaving a job before you have another job.

803
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: It's like you should you don't need another guy out there,

804
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: but you just need to be able to be sustainable.

805
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a problem to put the flirt

806
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: feelers out there if you're with someone that you want

807
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,919
Speaker 1: to leave and just to see, just to give yourself

808
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: a little validation that yeah, okay, I can find someone else.

809
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: Yeah I've did that before. Because sometimes an abusive relationship

810
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: you think your ship and no one else will ever

811
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: love you, because that's part of the abuse, is convincing

812
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: you of that. Even if they don't say it, things

813
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 1: they do convince you that you're You're hard to deal

814
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: with and I'm the only one who ever love you.

815
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: So you need to maybe go out and get validation

816
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: that yeah, I can get that, they're right. Yeah, yeah,

817
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: I put my velers out there and alone than someone

818
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: who wants to make you feel that way. I believe that.

819
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: What do you think I do have? Like the last

820
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: one with you feel isolated from loved ones or friends,

821
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: as if nobody understands the relationship the way you do,

822
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: Like you know, when like outside people are like, yeah,

823
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: we all said, you don't know him like I do.

824
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: When we're alone, it's like this, Yeah, So how one

825
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: as a friend, how would you approach a friend that

826
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: was in a toxic relationship in a way where like

827
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 1: because it's so scary because you could lose that friendship,

828
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: Like I don't like the way he treats you, So

829
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: I am not going to be around you both together anymore.

830
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,399
Speaker 1: So if you want to hang out with me, it's

831
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: not going to be with him. And push no it doesn't.

832
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: It just it says. It says, I'm not giving mad

833
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: at you if you're with him, But I don't enjoy

834
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: seeing my friend being treated the way she is in

835
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: this relationship, and I don't like seeing how you the

836
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: way you are with him. It's not fun for me,

837
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna remove myself. And what that will do

838
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: is give you good boundaries with your friend and make

839
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: you be able to say something honest, and it will

840
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 1: allow your friend to see that their consequences to saying

841
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: with someone who's going to abuse them, they're going to

842
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: lose people who actually care about them, and it might

843
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: give them a great example of like, Wow, this friend

844
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: who loves me so much is saying like it's so

845
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: bad she can't hang out with us. All right, maybe

846
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: I'll look into this and see it a little bit clearer.

847
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: I would just be scared that that would push them

848
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: to the person more because now they don't even have

849
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: me to lean on. That might happen, But that's that's

850
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: also the same thing of intervention. When you people are

851
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: so scared to tell drug addicts or any kind of

852
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: addicts like I'm not going to be in your life anymore.

853
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: If you don't stop this drug, and they go, well,

854
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: that's going to make them start going to like being

855
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: prostitute to get money because I'm not going to give

856
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: them money anymore. And it's like push them to the bottom.

857
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: Maybe if it's you know you you have, They're never

858
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: they're gonna die through your money. If you're kind of

859
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: there for them, they're just never gonna They're always enabling

860
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: and it's really hard to pull away. But that's if

861
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: you are hanging out with your girlfriend who is an

862
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: abusive relationship with the guy, and you're putting up with

863
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: it and and allowing it to happen by being there

864
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: and hanging out with them, You're you're aiding in a betting.

865
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: If a friend sees something that you don't, you can

866
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: be so close to something where you don't see it.

867
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: It's anything and everyone knows the friend who's going to

868
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: choose the boy over the girl, Like you know that friend,

869
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: But guess what you chose yourself over watching your friend

870
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: get abused. And that's like it's all about self respect

871
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: in the end, all right, why do I care? And

872
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: leading by example, you'd want your friend to do the

873
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: same to you. Why do I care? Oh my god,

874
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 1: I nailed it. Post Malone drops one point six million

875
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: on a full ceramic dental restoration, including two diamond fangs

876
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: weighing twelve carrots. I mean, just do you like? I

877
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: like post Malone a lot, Like I watched interviews of him.

878
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: He seems to have a really good heart. Was really

879
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: fucked up when he decided to do this, I'm guessing, um,

880
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: and he was just like fuck it. And the money

881
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: was probably just that he looked at he I don't.

882
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: I don't know about that because it took them like

883
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: three months to design this, I'm saying, when he put

884
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: it into action, and then he continued being fucked up,

885
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: I think, and every time he worked on it, he

886
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: probably had to get lit up because like before those

887
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: zoom calls, he's like, let's just throw back a couple

888
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: because the idea of I'm spending one point six million

889
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 1: dollars on a fucking mouth implant, um is I mean,

890
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: these are just disgusting the uses of wealth. But but

891
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: I do it on a much smaller scale with dumb

892
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: stuff spending. Oh for sure, for sure. I mean, look,

893
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: do do whatever you want to do. I just like

894
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: the things are they're not gonna fit someone up. I

895
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: guess you could. You could melt it down and sell

896
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 1: it like he could probably sell it for I mean,

897
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: it's like art. It's actually wearable art. So I mean

898
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: it's it's just just dumb as spending any amount of

899
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: money on something that doesn't help the world. Invisilin I got,

900
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I've spent six thousand dollars on Invisilin. It's like,

901
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,479
Speaker 1: at this point, a billionaire spends money to go to space.

902
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: It's like, why don't we work on this little earth here?

903
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: But you think Earth is going to end, so might

904
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: as well make Mars better? But still, yeah, yeah, it's

905
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: way out. I mean, every single day is so funny.

906
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,919
Speaker 1: The smartest people are like, I cannot believe that I'm

907
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: hearing like kick off to summer. I'm like, wait what,

908
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: I keep thinking it's like August, I swear to God,

909
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe summer just began. And it was because

910
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: we were in the game in islands for most of

911
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: the dirty dirty spring, but dirty dirty spring or winter.

912
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 1: The it was like dirty winter spring, the early spring

913
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: like it was where it was like still cold and

914
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: ship like we missed the winter ring. But we were

915
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: there for a significant part of winter. But yeah, yeah, yeah,

916
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: but I mean cousting outside and things are about to

917
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: get scary. Let's do a reddit dump. Do you care

918
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: about the post Malone's mouth? No? I did not at all.

919
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: It's just you know, you like him, you know, Yeah,

920
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 1: I really don't care. I can't even pretend to be interested. Okay,

921
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: So I'm going to my saved files. I didn't know

922
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: it was. I didn't even know that. Okay, So I

923
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: was on Reddit last night and I saved this one.

924
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,919
Speaker 1: It's in the reddit where they talk about the show

925
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: Veep and so it's a subreddit are slash Veep and

926
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: this was posted it. She goes, I hate that I'm

927
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: attracted to Dan. He's such a ship really a garbage

928
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: human being, but I find him so attractive. And yes,

929
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: the actor himself is attractive, but it's his character too,

930
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 1: so big yikes. On my part, I could have written

931
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: that I am so horny for the damn character, like

932
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: talk about who what I'm attracted to? Do that he

933
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: is a garb. He's horrible, but he's so charming, and

934
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:19,280
Speaker 1: you just I want I literally I used to babe

935
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: to what well my buddy has you know whatever you

936
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 1: hear it often like read Scott plays him and read

937
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: Scott's like a good person, and it's right. Like I

938
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: looked into the interviews with the actor to be like,

939
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: can I get off to this? I'm not going to

940
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: do it for me. I need him to be that.

941
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: But it's funny, like you can in that sentence you go,

942
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 1: he's so charming. He's so essentially he's a horrible person,

943
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: but so charming because a good looking guy can be

944
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: an asshole and and could be charming somehow, but if

945
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: he was ugly, he wouldn't be charming. It's totally true. Uh.

946
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: Someone else said, Yeah, I had to do some serious

947
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: introspection during my first watch. I was like, why am

948
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: I so attracted to this toxic ship? But I just

949
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: can't help it? What is it? What is it? I'm honestly,

950
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: it was embarrassing. I was into fan fiction, like erotic

951
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: fan fiction about him and Amy because when he there's

952
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: a scene where he is so adorable with Amy, is

953
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: like wanting to like she's probably possibly like pregnant with

954
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: his child and she thinks they're gonna like he starts

955
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: dating her doctor. Yeah, I mean he's her person doctor.

956
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: I mean, it's crazy what a horrible person this guy is.

957
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: But oh my god, but there's just the scene where

958
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: they interact in their sexual tension and it's like I've

959
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: watched it so many times I don't And then like

960
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: you know, Leonardo DiCaprio and that The Departed, he's just

961
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: like a little like piece of ship, like but not

962
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: as much as like a guy being showing vulnerability when

963
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: he's like a I don't know what it is, can

964
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: be vulnerable all the time. He gave me vulnerable every day.

965
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: That's not the thing is you know what I like

966
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: about it? Here, here's what I'm gonna say. I like

967
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: a guy that is so obsessed with his career, like

968
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: very driven and like knows what he wants. But I

969
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: know that my actuality could derail them, and like I could.

970
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: I could. The challenge of that guy wanting to fund

971
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: me so bad that he like is not as powerful

972
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: and or like it's kind of thrown off is so hot,

973
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: And I do feel like I could seduce that Dan

974
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: car Well. I feel like it would be the same

975
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: way with someone that was attracted to you because you're

976
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: so obsessed with your career that if they can get that,

977
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: give you the what do you owe that you're looking for?

978
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: Looking for this myself essentially as someone who like is

979
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: a challenge and uh, it doesn't get thrown off very easily.

980
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: A good smile, nice aura. Maybe that's it. I don't know.

981
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: It's just so hot. Yeah, I love I just felt

982
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: so seen in that. Okay, next one, Sorry I got distracted.

983
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: I would like gotten Yeah, I think you were envisioning

984
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: Dan over there. God I was Okay, So this one

985
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: is really good. This girl makes mimicking animal sounds. This

986
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: was so hot on Reddit for a while. This is

987
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: a next fucking level. The subread next fucking level one

988
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: of my faces. This is a girl making peacock. Okay.

989
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: The good thing about this is the video because the

990
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: girl is so cute and she laughs between each one

991
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: and she just like pulls them out of nowhere. You

992
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: got to kind of see the video. Do you do

993
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: any animal. I'm scared of your dog because it's so loud.

994
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: Everyone braced their ears. It's so well, you want a

995
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: big dog or a little dog, but the big dog

996
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: is so loud. The mic away, I'll just put the

997
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 1: mic away. Put the mic far directly into it. It's

998
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: even too loud in the room, Andrew, it's too loud.

999
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: That's my dog. We're gonna get written a really good dog. Um.

1000
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,720
Speaker 1: I could do a few differ I could do animals

1001
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: better than humans. Really. Yeah, Like, what's another one? Chicken? Yeah?

1002
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: Can you do any No, I can do a cat?

1003
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 1: Per whoa dude, that's I can't do that. I can't

1004
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 1: do any like you can maybe do with your vagina?

1005
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 1: Just just a quief. That's like, had a long day,

1006
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: but it's a suitcase down? What for dinner? Wait? What

1007
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: can you do? You gotta do? You you've never done

1008
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: a horse? I mean I think I was. I'm good

1009
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: at people impersonations, but I'm not good at animal. I

1010
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: don't know of any animal. Maybe my my parakeet Ki.

1011
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: We used to be like, that's good. We're not a

1012
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: cat like a Yeah, it's great. I don't know bird. Wait? Wait,

1013
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: what other animals are there? I feel like I just

1014
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: don't care about animal sounds. That that awful? Okay? This

1015
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: one was this one? Oh, there's a dying dog in

1016
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: the corner. This is off true off my chest That

1017
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: is where people just get something off their chest. She said,

1018
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: I finally told my husband he stinks. I finally told

1019
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: my husband the reason I don't like going down on

1020
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: him is because he stinks. He was so mad and

1021
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: threw it back in my face that sometimes I stink.

1022
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: I reminded him, I'm not shoving my genitals in his

1023
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: face when I stink. I don't like doing anything sexual

1024
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 1: until I've had a chance to shower. He slept downstairs

1025
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 1: on the couch last night, and I feel liberated. I

1026
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: guess my next step is to tell him his breath

1027
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: is atrocious and he needs to do something about it.

1028
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: We'll see how that goes. She's done this dude is

1029
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 1: she's like disgusted with him to the point where she's like,

1030
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: fuck you, Like I love the point where and this

1031
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: guy sucks to like do the thing you stink to

1032
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: this guy, leave him awful. He could have handed It

1033
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 1: depends how she went at him the first time. I agree.

1034
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: But if she was like, hey, do you mind just,

1035
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: you know, maybe why suhing your ass a little bit

1036
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,399
Speaker 1: before I blow you? Yeah, wash your ass, don't throw

1037
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 1: it back at her. Yeah, I mean, yeah, so I don't. Yeah,

1038
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: It's it's uncomfortable to tell someone they stink, but you

1039
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: gotta do it. Okay, here's one that I loved. This

1040
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: is in meditation. This is another one of those tricks

1041
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: that instantly calms you down. It's a simple trick to

1042
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: trick to calm down the overthinking mind in seconds. Um.

1043
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: This works well before meditation or when your thoughts get

1044
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: overwhelming in the day to day life. So all you

1045
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 1: need to do is this. Close your eyes. Okay, let's

1046
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: do it. Close your eyes, focus on your eyeballs, and

1047
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: don't let your eyes move as you focus on your eyeballs.

1048
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: Close your eyes. Focus on your eyeballs, and don't let

1049
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: your eyes move as you focus on the eyeballs. Do

1050
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: you feel it? I can. I can feel them, but

1051
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: I can feel them. Wait, let me just do it

1052
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: right now because I was reading it, so I wasn't

1053
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: doing it. I feel like vibrant. I could see your

1054
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: eyeballs moving under your eyelids, but I'm trying not to

1055
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 1: move this. It's not moving them, but it's like trying

1056
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: not to it and it makes you the someone said

1057
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: it probably activates your like sympathetic nerve system or something like.

1058
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: It really is awesome. Let's let's move into final thought.

1059
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: This is in the subredit dating underscore advice Why period

1060
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 1: are period? They period all period into hiking between him

1061
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 1: and I don't like hiking. I don't like camping or

1062
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: climbing or sleeping intense. My ex was into it, and

1063
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 1: him constantly dragging me on trips I didn't actually want

1064
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: to go on really negatively affected this relationship and he

1065
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: made no real effort to get invested in what I liked.

1066
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: I finally feel more ready to try serious dating again,

1067
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: But I feel like so many times I see a

1068
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: guy on an app, then I swipe around his pictures

1069
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 1: and lo and behold another hiker. I feel the same

1070
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: towards being really into sports or hardcore parties, but not

1071
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: not to the same degree. I am a cozy indoor bitch, Okay.

1072
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: I like cuddling indoors, watching movies, and slow paced city

1073
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,240
Speaker 1: based trips. I don't want to sweadily look at trees,

1074
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,399
Speaker 1: like strolling around the city and absorbing cultural and historical sites.

1075
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: I like restaurants and bar where I can dress up.

1076
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: I would happily play board games with a drink and

1077
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: a delicious food, listen to music she goes on. UM

1078
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: I relate to not all of it. But you know,

1079
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: I do not want to hike. Once a year, I'll

1080
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: go on a hike with you, but it's not just

1081
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: feel like different between a hike where it's like ten

1082
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 1: minutes outside the city and you're just like you go

1083
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: up a hill, and then there's a hike where guys

1084
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: brings a tent and he's wearing Timberland's and he's like, hey,

1085
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: we're going to live off the land. No, no, no,

1086
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 1: let me say this. I don't want to do the tech.

1087
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: You don't get that. I'm just saying we don't want

1088
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: to do any of it. So a lot of what

1089
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: she wrote was noise like the signal, And what she

1090
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 1: wrote is that the guy didn't want to do what

1091
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: she like had. I think that was the root of

1092
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 1: the problem. And I think, like I used to hate

1093
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: being outdoors, bugs, all that stuff, uh when camping, Now

1094
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: I really enjoy it. I think there is the possibility

1095
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: to enjoy it if it's with the right person. Okay,

1096
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 1: I will um, I see what you're saying. So if

1097
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,720
Speaker 1: I enjoyed watching a you know, a chick flick, cuddling

1098
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: on the couch and or whatever like whatever, she having

1099
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:10,439
Speaker 1: a drink, play monopoly. Then maybe she'll like hiking more

1100
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: because I went out of my way to like what

1101
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: she likes. So you're do in a relationship, it's compromised. Yes,

1102
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: you're right that that could have been the problem. What

1103
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: would a guy have to do for you where you

1104
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,839
Speaker 1: could enjoy a hike? Listen, I would not much fuck

1105
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: me regularly, try skinky stuff that they probably not into.

1106
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: Rub my foot while you fun me even though you're

1107
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: not in defeat, Like I will want to hike, you'll

1108
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 1: start rough me outside on the hike, like, let's do

1109
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 1: some freaky like make it sexual yet and I'll do anything.

1110
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: I'll do anything if like there's like something horny at

1111
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: the end of it, or like we'll do something a

1112
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: little bit like risk a. Uh yeah, I'll go on

1113
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 1: road trips if like the road trip my ex boyfriend

1114
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,720
Speaker 1: I went on, he like fingered me for a long

1115
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: part of it, like yeah, like, or I would like

1116
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: he had he had a plug set up for the

1117
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: wand so we I could just like come a bunch

1118
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: next to him and I'm all strapped in with a

1119
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: seatbelt and I'm just like on the dash just like this.

1120
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 1: It was so fun and he's just like doing this,

1121
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: just like holding it and the yeah like I And

1122
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: that was We went saw Mount Russmore that day. I

1123
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: was a little and we went to a museum. I

1124
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: literally like, I will, I will do these things that

1125
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: there's uh if there's I don't know it up to

1126
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: a car, that's pretty cool. If of course, like he

1127
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: just would engineer things that were interesting that uh yeah,

1128
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: facilitated some fun stuff. I mean, that's definitely um yeah,

1129
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: that's a way to get me hiking. I never even

1130
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: thought about that before. But that's not to say that

1131
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 1: I want to go on to first date and have

1132
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: the guy like rape me in the woods, Like, how

1133
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 1: about we don't do that and don't even try to

1134
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: kiss me if I want to hike with you on

1135
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: the first date. First of all, I'm not being honest

1136
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: with myself because I wouldn't. I don't want to do that.

1137
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: But please don't try anything sexual with me. I just

1138
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm so scared of dates that anyone Because you hear

1139
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: this and you're like, Wow, she's a kinky bitch. I'm

1140
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,919
Speaker 1: gonna like put some moves on this girl. I will

1141
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: seriously run away in fear if you try to do

1142
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: anything like too sexual with me, because these hikes where

1143
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: you go on a date, there's way too many people

1144
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: to to do anything sexually really unless you sneak off,

1145
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: and I don't want to sneak off and get it today,

1146
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,479
Speaker 1: I don't know, or get attacked by. I'm not saying

1147
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: like to blow each other right off the hike that

1148
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: children are walking by. I'm saying you sit on a

1149
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: bench to look at the sites and you put a

1150
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: finger down my hand, down my pants and no one

1151
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: can see. Like just weird stuff like I got fingered

1152
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: on Magic Mountain at disney World on a log flume

1153
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: very fear No, no, no, I think I gave a

1154
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: hand job on a log flume. Um at six Flags. No,

1155
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 1: Like just weird, just stuff that you just oh yeah fear,

1156
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, sexiest scene ever. Um Yeah. So like

1157
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: I like that stuff. I like taking chances you've given

1158
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: oad head, yes, what a million times. I have a

1159
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 1: bit about it that you clearly haven't seen, because I

1160
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 1: talked about in a fun game to play, when you

1161
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: give road ed, you know, you try to guess where

1162
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 1: he's driving, like if you know the area, like when

1163
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: you when he finishes you like you before you go up,

1164
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 1: you try to guess where you are. It gives you

1165
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 1: something to do. When you're down there, you're like, okay,

1166
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: it's making a right turn. Okay, Like you try to

1167
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: guess the distance, like based on the speed is going.

1168
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: It's like a blind like it's fun I love that.

1169
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: That's so funny when you do it. Are you pretty

1170
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: right on? I mean I guess so right like you

1171
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: close when you close your eyes and something. As an example, Yeah,

1172
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: traces up your forearm and then you try to guess

1173
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: when it's at the point of your the hinge of

1174
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,439
Speaker 1: your arm. Dude, that was the best our writing words

1175
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: on someone's back. God, I love that so good. Just

1176
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: pretty easy game if you do uh not. I think

1177
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: we all just wanted to be touched as children, like

1178
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: in like gentle ways, and so we would just have

1179
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: our friends like we just like rub your finger up

1180
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 1: my forearm, and if we made games just so we

1181
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: could like kind of touch cracking egg on my head,

1182
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: let the down, stab a knife in my back. Let

1183
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: the blood the blood, the blood. I'm gonna talk in

1184
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:26,959
Speaker 1: my ass, get away from me, counselor Yeah, that third

1185
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: part of that. It was a little extreme. All right,

1186
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: we have to go because I have to go put

1187
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: on makeup and do another thing I have to do.

1188
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 1: Uh uh, it's a confusing thing. But I have to

1189
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: put on makeup and get interviewed for a half hour,

1190
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 1: and then I have to go and I have to pack,

1191
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: and I have to go to l A. And I

1192
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: have two shows tonight. I know we're gonna I'm gonna

1193
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: be doing this show remotely from l A all this

1194
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 1: week because I'm doing Bill Maher on Friday. Save the date. Uh,

1195
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: make sure you watch Real Time with Bill Mare on Friday.

1196
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in the first part of the show.

1197
01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: It's so exciting. Um, well be talking about I'm not

1198
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: scared to do it anymore. The producer heard me say

1199
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: how scared I was on the last week's episode, and

1200
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: she was like, I talked to her yesterday and she

1201
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 1: was like, let me let you know that you are

1202
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: in good hands. I'm like, I know. I literally I

1203
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: was listening to the show yesterday. Dad might love Dad.

1204
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 1: My dad's going, my parents are going to l A.

1205
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm not into no, no, no, that's not it at all.

1206
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: It's just like I think he's I just don't know.

1207
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: I just know I'm stupid about anything, Like I don't

1208
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: want if about that. Yeah, that's what I just I'm

1209
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: just I'm not I haven't gotten to this point by

1210
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 1: a lying to anyone about my political documents. So if

1211
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 1: they want me to do something that I'm not comfortable with,

1212
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: like I can just be honest. But they won't. They

1213
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: know what I'm there for, and they're not dumb to

1214
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: ask me. I deserve to be on the show and

1215
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have fun with it and be a good guest.

1216
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: The beautiful thing is is millions of other people don't

1217
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: give a funk about politics. We just hear about the one,

1218
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 1: you know. But I'm just saying, like people that watch

1219
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: that show think they always go I couldn't do it.

1220
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 1: They think they could even though they could never I'm

1221
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: gonna go, I love you for listening. Thank you guys,

1222
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow on the show, and uh we can,

1223
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 1: Jack Bucket h