Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to a Week five of the
Speaker 1: NFL season. Now, what is week five meeting? Why is
Speaker 1: it so special? Well, it truly gives us that small
Speaker 1: sample size where we can really make judgments on the
Speaker 1: teams we despise, but find the silver linings on our
Speaker 1: hometown favorites. Now, if you're a swifty and let's say
Speaker 1: you tuned into the Jets and Chiefs game last week,
Speaker 1: and during the course of the game, you came for
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Speaker 1: is the Slip and Picks five.
Speaker 2: Hundred, Busting with the boys presents Slips and Picks five hundred,
Speaker 2: led by retired Diamond level network marketer Chat Savage, money
Speaker 2: Interpreter of the Year, runner of William Gecko, Theodore the
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Speaker 1: Picks five hundred. If you followed last week and you
Speaker 1: decided to bet with any of us, then I guarantee
Speaker 1: you're probably paying off that house right now. But that's
Speaker 1: not for me to say. We'll show you what our
Speaker 1: interns and get a recap on last week's NFL season.
Speaker 4: We will kick off last week's records for you. Overall,
Speaker 4: Chet on the season is thirty one twenty seven and
Speaker 4: one Get Go is thirty twenty five in one and
Speaker 4: the Mule is thirty two and twenty. But last week's
Speaker 4: records were something special. Chet with an impressive.
Speaker 5: Eight and four, Gecko with a seven and five.
Speaker 6: If he was a Nebraska fan, he would be happy
Speaker 6: because that is Bowl eligible.
Speaker 5: And the Mule.
Speaker 1: You cannot forget about the Mule.
Speaker 7: All Hail the Mule, All Hail the Mule.
Speaker 4: We're gonna be kinging him this week because he went
Speaker 4: an impressive eleven and two.
Speaker 7: That is the best record we've.
Speaker 1: Seen so far in Simpson Picks.
Speaker 4: How'd you can see the enemy list is still behind us,
Speaker 4: and we are going to give our first official crown
Speaker 4: two the Mule.
Speaker 7: Everyone give it up the Mule.
Speaker 6: The thing that I love most about the Mule taking
Speaker 6: this dub is I feel like the past four weeks
Speaker 6: they always try to question his picks, They always try
Speaker 6: to knock him down. And here we are week five,
Speaker 6: eleven and two.
Speaker 4: Then cold shouldering the other two Chat and Willie Gecko.
Speaker 4: We're gonna give them a combined team crown for both
Speaker 4: being positive. So you can sleep tight this week, you've
Speaker 4: made it off the enemy list, but no one stays
Speaker 4: off of it either.
Speaker 1: Back to you guys in the studio, obviously, we've heard
Speaker 1: there from our interns that your boy had a fantastic week.
Speaker 1: Gecko the worst of the three, but still sixty three
Speaker 1: percent pretty incredible. We have to give a round of
Speaker 1: applause to the Mule, quite possibly the greatest in the
Speaker 1: world has ever seen.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna start off by saying, and my my brother's
Speaker 8: keeper and my my brothers keeper preach you. Damn right
Speaker 8: I am. If you follow the Mule, you made cash today. Baby,
Speaker 8: we get units. Stick with me and you'll do good.
Speaker 8: Stick with the other guys. I'm not gonna say any names.
Speaker 8: You're gonna get clicks and tweets, That's all I know.
Speaker 7: Shot.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about can we talk about.
Speaker 7: Saving you on the on the Eagles? Can we talk not?
Speaker 7: Can we talk about saving you on the Eagles?
Speaker 3: Moving?
Speaker 9: Moving it down the money line? Because they lost it.
Speaker 9: You take this you might I give, I give, I
Speaker 9: give them props. We do make good decisions together. I
Speaker 9: did not say they name, but they thought I was
Speaker 9: talking about them.
Speaker 8: At the end of the day, If you want to
Speaker 8: be like the mules and drive a nineteen eighty seven
Speaker 8: Mustang on triple goal fifteens.
Speaker 3: You know who to follow the mule.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm an abusive relationship because.
Speaker 10: You heard who say somebody thought I was talking about him,
Speaker 10: but I wasn't as old, So let's talk.
Speaker 1: About I'm just I was just talking to some people
Speaker 1: in the atmosphere.
Speaker 8: I was talking about people with other stock Mark, other businesses,
Speaker 8: not not my fellow fellow partners here.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I might be getting gas lighter
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel a little bit up and I need to
Speaker 1: keep I need to keep my wits about me, just
Speaker 1: in case something might happen in the future.
Speaker 7: Crushed it.
Speaker 10: You crushed it, like, let's give credit where credit is due.
Speaker 10: You crushed it. We were all in the green. Let's
Speaker 10: not get it twisted.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 10: I did have a little little hiccup on that recap.
Speaker 10: It said I was seven and five. I was eight
Speaker 10: and four. If you follow get go like you think.
Speaker 1: You do, where can they find you?
Speaker 7: Get go?
Speaker 10: Underscore? Will Compton don't ask. That was my government name
Speaker 10: back in the day. I had to switch it to willye, Gecko,
Speaker 10: but if you follow me like you think you do.
Speaker 7: Right before the.
Speaker 10: Chiefs Jets kicked off, I switched that thing the Jets
Speaker 10: plus eight and a half. When I saw that Taylor Swift,
Speaker 10: Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively and the entire Hollywood crew was
Speaker 10: not wearing team issued colors. We knew it'd be theatrics.
Speaker 10: But I do want to make it clear. I went
Speaker 10: eight and four that week last week over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Gotta love that. Let's get into our first segment, which
Speaker 1: is buy or sell. I know the first thing that
Speaker 1: says to you at the top. I know we're looking
Speaker 1: at the top, but that is the game of the week.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna hit that one.
Speaker 3: First.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go Ravens minus four and a half at
Speaker 1: the Steelers. Neil, you've got the hot hand right now.
Speaker 1: Eleven and two after the weekend. Let's see what you got, brother,
Speaker 1: Let's see what these people are buying into early. What
Speaker 1: do you got for us?
Speaker 8: Take us for me to be let me dial in
Speaker 8: my units eight zero zero eight one three five. Hey,
Speaker 8: y'all know what that is. If you pull it in,
Speaker 8: you getting units right. So look we got bye bye
Speaker 8: by ourself self self, I'm gonna buy this game this week,
Speaker 8: Ravens at the Steelers minus four and a half. I'm
Speaker 8: going Ravens minus four and a half. The Ravens gonna
Speaker 8: get it done. I just don't think the Steelers can
Speaker 8: get it done. I said this once before about Watts.
Speaker 8: He is a Ferrari in the hood. He just don't
Speaker 8: belong there. So I know the Ravens gonna get this
Speaker 8: done again minus four and a half.
Speaker 3: Ravens. Baby shit, Watson, like you said that too, Hood.
Speaker 1: That was nice.
Speaker 7: I try to see what the pimping joke I seen?
Speaker 7: What do you?
Speaker 1: What do you got, check er Jeka.
Speaker 10: I'm tailing. I'm tailing them. I'm rolling with the mule
Speaker 10: and I'm going uh, I'm going Ravens. I'm going Ravens
Speaker 10: to cover. The only thing that makes me a little
Speaker 10: worried about this game is I want to say, like
Speaker 10: their last five or six have been within five points,
Speaker 10: that spread being four and a half, it might have moved,
Speaker 10: who knows, But I am going with the Ravens. The
Speaker 10: Steelers bottom tier offense, bottom tier defense, Ravens, bottom tier
Speaker 10: team Ravens third down and defense, third down in defense,
Speaker 10: in the league, in yards, passing, points.
Speaker 7: All of it.
Speaker 10: Steelers are four and one in their last five. But
Speaker 10: I'm going with the Ravens that you.
Speaker 7: Might be thinking, will what about TJ.
Speaker 3: Watt.
Speaker 10: It doesn't matter who's on the field for the Steelers.
Speaker 10: The Ravens are taking this game. They're fourth and rushing.
Speaker 10: We love it, We love it.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? Yeah, very rarely do you
Speaker 1: go to a bit of a potluck where everybody brings
Speaker 1: a dish and you go and you enjoy each dish
Speaker 1: that every individual brings. And I'm gonna be honest with you, guys,
Speaker 1: the meals you guys prepared for this. This game right
Speaker 1: here is a game that I'm tasting. If I could
Speaker 1: just take a little bit of season and put it
Speaker 1: on top of yours, I like to talk about it
Speaker 1: a little bit more. I am gonna take the Ravens
Speaker 1: at minus four and a half and I think the
Speaker 1: Steelers are a bottom tier team. I think you brought
Speaker 1: up TJ. Watt, phenomenal football player, but when it comes
Speaker 1: to defense is staying in his gup. He's not gonna
Speaker 1: do that. And that's the reason why Lamar Jackson's gonna
Speaker 1: run for all of the arts this week, plus Mitchell
Speaker 1: Trubisky back in December twenty twenty two. My man, you know,
Speaker 1: top ten pick, top ten pick through three picks against
Speaker 1: the Ravens. So that man's been having nightmares all week.
Speaker 1: He saw, can't he pick it go down? He literally
Speaker 1: thought to him, So please God, get up. I do
Speaker 1: not want to face the Ravens next week. And for
Speaker 1: that reason, the Ravens are gonna win this game by
Speaker 1: more than four and a half points. Let's go to
Speaker 1: Eagles at Rams. The Eagles are going to be favored
Speaker 1: at minus four and a half. I will take this
Speaker 1: one first. I love the Eagles. I think they're a
Speaker 1: phenomenal franchise. I think they're a phenomenal team from top
Speaker 1: to bottom offense, defense, and special teams. However, we saw
Speaker 1: against the Commander of Sam Howell dison them up left, right,
Speaker 1: and center and taking him to overtime. They should have
Speaker 1: gone for two. Commanders should have gone for two. And
Speaker 1: that's bad, Bob. But they're gonna get in the film.
Speaker 1: They're gonna watch all that. People sleep on the Rams.
Speaker 1: People don't realize who's my boy? Who's a Kudamatada, what's
Speaker 1: his name, Pookah, Pooka, Pooka Nikua. Guys got like fifty
Speaker 1: receptions in the first four weeks of the season. He's
Speaker 1: got five hundred plus yards. They also when Cooper Cup
Speaker 1: went out, everyone's like dead gone. They're quarterbacks too well,
Speaker 1: They're not gonna be able to handle it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take the Rams here at plus four and a half.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great game. I think they're a
Speaker 1: solid team. I think this is gonna be one that
Speaker 1: we might possibly be looking at an upset for getta
Speaker 1: who you got in this game.
Speaker 10: Rams three zero to one against the spread. Number two
Speaker 10: in total offense. When it comes to yards and passing,
Speaker 10: I believe a top ten defensive yards and passing Pakuna Matada.
Speaker 10: They're traveling in La the Eagles. I'm taking Rams plus
Speaker 10: four and a half and Mule. I hope you are
Speaker 10: the other way, because I don't like the juju. If
Speaker 10: we're all literally on the same page these first two games,
Speaker 10: you could say that I.
Speaker 7: Don't like it. I don't like it. I might actually
Speaker 7: switch if egles No.
Speaker 8: Look, man, honestly, I was the way both of you
Speaker 8: spoke about that so beautifully.
Speaker 3: Almost I almost switched. I picked up the pen and
Speaker 3: then I was like, fuck, Nol, there we go. I
Speaker 3: don't go against the Eagles. Talk to before. It's Eagles, Eagles, Eagles.
Speaker 8: It's no way, It's no way. I love the Rams too,
Speaker 8: Don't get me wrong. I love the l a Rams.
Speaker 8: I once listened. I once lived in La so I
Speaker 8: get it. But I just can't go against them boys,
Speaker 8: them flying Eagles. It's gonna bring it to the Rams.
Speaker 8: I'm taking Rams minus four and a half.
Speaker 3: Wait, I mean Eagles. They almost got me.
Speaker 8: I'm taking Eagles minus.
Speaker 3: There's a reason taking Eagles.
Speaker 10: Taking the Eagles with Jamal out, Yeah, I'm taking let them.
Speaker 3: Let'm taking the Eagles.
Speaker 1: Let them.
Speaker 8: I'm taking it. I can't go against the Eagles. I've
Speaker 8: done it before and I lost because of it. You know,
Speaker 8: I try to follow you guys. I just think the
Speaker 8: Eagles are going to be for what.
Speaker 3: Is it, four or five and oh?
Speaker 8: Five and oh so they will be five and oh
Speaker 8: after this week.
Speaker 7: You don't think Jamal's a big loss, no at all.
Speaker 1: That's okay. Let him have it. He was eleven and
Speaker 1: two last week. He has all the right to say
Speaker 1: whatever he wants.
Speaker 7: Do we disagree with you?
Speaker 1: Yes? Is it going to be It's gonna turn out
Speaker 1: bad for you. Probably, But at the end of the day.
Speaker 3: We're all here on each other week.
Speaker 1: No bad opinions here on six five unless you're wrong,
Speaker 1: which we'll find out next week. This one, right here
Speaker 1: is gonna be a toughe for a couple of individuals
Speaker 1: sitting at this desk. Titans at Colts. The Colts are
Speaker 1: favored at a point and a half. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: turn it to somebody that doesn't have the most biased
Speaker 1: and that is gonna be Gecko. How are we feeling
Speaker 1: about this game? Brother?
Speaker 7: I think it's a toss up.
Speaker 10: I think I'm gonna tell uh I might tail the
Speaker 10: mule Okay, I would love to hear what your thoughts are.
Speaker 3: Mule man.
Speaker 8: Honestly, Titans at the Colts, I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 8: Titans plus one and one and a half this game.
Speaker 3: I can't say nothing.
Speaker 8: I'm not even gonna speak on it, on the team,
Speaker 8: on the players, and that all we need to do
Speaker 8: is just win.
Speaker 3: Titans, just win. End of the day, just win.
Speaker 8: So I'm going Titans plus one and a half and
Speaker 8: that's it.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if that was the speech in the
Speaker 1: locker room, just win. It just clicked for everybody, like, fuck,
Speaker 1: that's all I gotta do. We just gotta go out
Speaker 1: there and win. Let's just score more points in them.
Speaker 1: Did you imagine they're just like, wait a second's let's
Speaker 1: do that? Are you telling that?
Speaker 7: No? No, I'm going Colts. I got Colts.
Speaker 10: Everything data wise says go Titans. The data Titans are
Speaker 10: five and on their last five, Titans three and one
Speaker 10: against the spread. This season, they will be playing you know,
Speaker 10: you've got to stop Derreck Henry.
Speaker 7: He got rolling last week.
Speaker 10: But they will be seeing loaded boxes with Gus Bradley's
Speaker 10: covered three defense. But I am going with the Colts
Speaker 10: because I think Anthony Richards and He's just gonna keep
Speaker 10: getting better, and I'll I like the Coats. I can't
Speaker 10: go with my heart in this one. I gotta go Coats.
Speaker 10: I gotta go with the instinct.
Speaker 1: If you look at teams or the Titans versus mobile quarterbacks, statistically,
Speaker 1: they have a lot of success. They have a lot
Speaker 1: of success against mobile quarterbacks. Mike Rabel does a good
Speaker 1: job coordinated rushes and keeping guys in the pocket when
Speaker 1: they can feat you with their feet. What is our
Speaker 1: brain tell us right now? Our brain tells us that
Speaker 1: the Titans are Doctor Jekyll and mister Hyde. You have
Speaker 1: no idea who you're gonna get weekend and win out.
Speaker 1: They played terrible against the Saints. The next week they
Speaker 1: look phenomenal, but we get to that they get dummied,
Speaker 1: and it just back and forth, back and forth. And
Speaker 1: so my heart, my heart says Titans. My brain is
Speaker 1: telling me Colts. But I reached out on the bird,
Speaker 1: a guy named Joe Lemming. I have to give him
Speaker 1: a shadow. One thousand and fifty seven days, one fifty
Speaker 1: seven days since the Colts have beaten the Titans, and
Speaker 1: I have to go with my heart. I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: the Titans plus one and a half. Here, not gonna
Speaker 1: be I'm not gonna be faced by whatever you wrote them.
Speaker 7: There.
Speaker 1: Am I in a bit of a blender right now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: But we're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna keep moving forward.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the game of the week. If you
Speaker 1: grew up in the nineties and you sat down on
Speaker 1: a Sunday afternoon, possibly you know ninety percent of the
Speaker 1: NFC Championships. You would watch the Cowboys versus the forty
Speaker 1: nine ers, And we got two teams that are legitimate contenders.
Speaker 1: We got Cowboys at Niners. The Niners are favorite at
Speaker 1: three and a half. Who wants to take this one
Speaker 1: up there? He is?
Speaker 8: So we got Dak versus Brody, and I'm a Brodie
Speaker 8: kind of guy. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So I'm going forty nine ers, baby, forty.
Speaker 8: Nine ers minus three and a half. I don't think
Speaker 8: they gonna get it done. They got the Great White Hope,
Speaker 8: they got d Bow over here taking chains, they got.
Speaker 3: Man, they got other guys out there.
Speaker 8: They got kidled doing this thing. I wasn't gonna forget
Speaker 8: about killed. I was thinking about somebody else in there,
Speaker 8: but my man killed, you know, Williams, Fred Warner. What
Speaker 8: I'm saying, They got too many guys.
Speaker 3: We can we are Warner.
Speaker 8: It's just it's gonna be a great game. I know
Speaker 8: Dallas has been putting on the show, but Dak against
Speaker 8: that defense, I'm sure he gonna throw a few picks. Baby,
Speaker 8: So I'm taking forty nine ers minus three and a half.
Speaker 1: Who you got Getko?
Speaker 10: I'm going Cowboys. I'm going Cowboys. I know CMC George Kittle,
Speaker 10: Big Friends.
Speaker 7: Of the show.
Speaker 10: Juice, which show Big Friends of the show, Busting with
Speaker 10: the Boys.
Speaker 1: I think gamblers gambling in the NFL. They're watching the
Speaker 1: show and gambling in the NFL.
Speaker 7: No, no Big Friends of the show Busting with the Boys.
Speaker 3: Boys, they might watch.
Speaker 7: You can consume our content, absolutely.
Speaker 3: They do not consume it. They do not absolutely.
Speaker 10: But I like the Cowboys three and two in the
Speaker 10: last five verse the Niners. They're three and one against
Speaker 10: the spread. Their offense is a machine, seventh and rushing
Speaker 10: fourth in points. They're converting fifty two on third down,
Speaker 10: and they're the number one scoring defense in the NFL,
Speaker 10: only allowing an average of ten point three points second
Speaker 10: to total yards second and passing only allowing thirty percent
Speaker 10: on third down, which is fourth in the league. I
Speaker 10: like the Cowboys to get one on the night. The
Speaker 10: Niners are too pretty right now. They're too pretty. They're
Speaker 10: too pretty, and I think they get taken down. They're nothing.
Speaker 1: They have. They have the most talent in the NFL.
Speaker 8: They know they.
Speaker 1: Get after it.
Speaker 7: If you talk to.
Speaker 1: The guys and the forty nine ers, the guys. We've
Speaker 1: already talked about the McCaffrey's, the Kittles, the Warners. There
Speaker 1: is not a locker room probably better in the entire NFL.
Speaker 1: Those guys support everyone. George Kittle was on Bustle with
Speaker 1: the Boys this week wearing a christ Zen McCaffrey hat.
Speaker 1: He was not a lot of guys do that. I
Speaker 1: will say this, All those stats are beautiful. The Dallas
Speaker 1: Cowboys defense are probably gonna have some sort of a
Speaker 1: say in this game. Their special teams will have some
Speaker 1: sort of a say in this game. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something. I was getting a little pumping on
Speaker 1: Tuesday afternoon. I walked into the locker room and I
Speaker 1: saw a big shiny forehead or receiving hairline.
Speaker 3: It was Stephen A.
Speaker 1: Smith, and he brought up a great point that Dak
Speaker 1: Prescott has four touchdowns in the season. He only has
Speaker 1: four touchdowns in the season. Josh Dobbs, Sam Howell, CJ. Stroud,
Speaker 1: and Anthony Richardson all have more touchdowns than Dak Prescott.
Speaker 1: I agree they're an elite defense. They've got a phenomenal
Speaker 1: special teams. However, at some point in this game, it's
Speaker 1: going to come down to Dak Prescott.
Speaker 7: Can he do it?
Speaker 1: Can he put the ball in the end zone?
Speaker 7: Their fourth in the league scoring. We're still scoring and
Speaker 7: they're still converting.
Speaker 1: On Can you saw the game management back in the
Speaker 1: playoffs from years ago? I'm just saying same cruise there, like,
Speaker 1: what are we learning? I'm gonna I'm taking I'm taking
Speaker 1: the Niners at my minus three and a half.
Speaker 7: I don't forget what the data was was like last.
Speaker 1: Week you are you are different game Andy Bills Dolphins.
Speaker 1: We I should have known that was I led my
Speaker 1: clients into a bad situation. The points you know it was, dude,
Speaker 1: rose colored glasses, drink the koul aid Downy McDaniels down
Speaker 1: and his little antics running off at halftime and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. It got me, dude, It pulled me in
Speaker 1: like an amusement park. You guess who's holding Teddy bed
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 7: End of the game. Not me? Listen.
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Speaker 7: Much, kirkothuggans. We're back in action.
Speaker 10: The boys bawling, let's go, bab if it ain't broke,
Speaker 10: don't fix it. And they're playing the Chiefs. They gotta
Speaker 10: have it and they might upset Casey this week.
Speaker 7: G it, there we go.
Speaker 3: They might, they might, it can't happen.
Speaker 7: We act like Minnesota Vikings ain't good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're they're they have talent on their team,
Speaker 1: but their record does not reflect that they're good.
Speaker 3: Right now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I understood, but you gotta know, you gotta We're.
Speaker 1: Not talking about teams. We're talking about player prop bets
Speaker 1: and Kirk Kirk Kirk, he does it every week for you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Kirk Cousins over one and a half touchdowns.
Speaker 1: And if if, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Speaker 1: That is perfect as we segue into the Mules. But
Speaker 1: the Boys index Parlay. We saw where he's in the
Speaker 1: last couple weeks. It would be insanity to go any
Speaker 1: other other way. Neil, who you got this week?
Speaker 8: You're going back with the great White Hope Man. I'm
Speaker 8: gonna let the great soul train. I'm gonna hold it out.
Speaker 8: I'm got k' gonna let him have a break. You
Speaker 8: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: He been carrying this squad, so I'm gonna let him
Speaker 3: have a break.
Speaker 8: It's it's a bye week for him this week, not really,
Speaker 8: but it is for me and him.
Speaker 3: Uh So I'm gonna go.
Speaker 8: I'm in Roy or Ray Rah Oh, I'm in ra
Speaker 8: St Brown over fifty four and a half point yards.
Speaker 7: Enjoy enjoy saying.
Speaker 8: That's what it should because it's when you watch like
Speaker 8: having an I'm enjoyed.
Speaker 3: It's just good, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Good? Just good?
Speaker 1: Can you r treating as a kid, George, and you
Speaker 1: get an amendoy, you're hyped up. I'm hyped a psycho path.
Speaker 1: There's there's across the United States that you are the responsible.
Speaker 3: Tell you why I grew up in the hood. We
Speaker 3: don't buy. I'm enjoyed. So when you enjoy what.
Speaker 1: The hood you came from the field, your words, not the.
Speaker 3: Same thing, hood, field, same ship, all the same.
Speaker 1: It's actually literally I think what we got.
Speaker 8: Was you remember them yellow buttered Scotch cooked candies.
Speaker 1: The little those are also fire yeah yellow, yeah, your grandparents, Yeah, caramels, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what we got.
Speaker 7: Are delicious.
Speaker 3: I'm enjoyed. Tops that one hundred.
Speaker 1: You remember a little strawberry ones like Yogi gushers?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it was kind of.
Speaker 7: Fire right, a little entertainment in your mouth.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of a bit of a surprise.
Speaker 8: Saint Brown over fifty four and a half yards, and
Speaker 8: I know he's gonna get it done.
Speaker 3: They playing the Panthers. The lines is looking good. They're
Speaker 3: going to throw the ball to him. So check me
Speaker 3: on that. What y'all think?
Speaker 1: Hey, I scribbled mine out that I like that. I
Speaker 1: like the pint but I can't sleep walking away from
Speaker 1: the Great White Hope.
Speaker 3: I know he's setting records.
Speaker 1: I feel like every twelve games in a row, thirteen games,
Speaker 1: thirteen games in a row.
Speaker 3: I mean he's ooctober. I know I can come back
Speaker 3: to him. That man is the truth. I know that.
Speaker 1: For Well, I'm changing, I'm changing my uh my parlor.
Speaker 1: I'm going, I'm going Great White Hope anytime touchdown Christian McCaffrey.
Speaker 1: But that I like we had another Oreo on our hands.
Speaker 3: Yes we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a good one. I like your's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think there's a salid.
Speaker 3: Peanut butter, little peanut butter.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because he skin, Yeah, hein't that light.
Speaker 1: Skin, is he?
Speaker 7: He not?
Speaker 1: That light means he light enough to say peanut butter.
Speaker 8: I don't think he the type of dude that would
Speaker 8: call himself peanut butter. Like you don't think I'm enjoyed
Speaker 8: for sure inside of him.
Speaker 7: I don't know about that.
Speaker 10: He said, what yea, you put up a peanut butter
Speaker 10: container right next to that photo.
Speaker 3: That's oh, it's definitely I was wrong.
Speaker 1: I thought he was much darker than.
Speaker 8: Especially the blue Skippy one.
Speaker 1: All right, that was our player of prop bets. We're
Speaker 1: now going to go segue into our E T F
Speaker 1: f's that is the easy team favorite fun now, same
Speaker 1: thing we just do with player props. We're now gonna
Speaker 1: take favorites. We're gonna bundle that together to parlay maybe
Speaker 1: something nice and juicy. I'll go first. I had a
Speaker 1: big spiel about it, and they've done it for me
Speaker 1: three weeks in a row. I'm going on forty nine
Speaker 1: ers money line on this thing. It's not the safest
Speaker 1: bet on this sheet. However, when they pull through, we'll
Speaker 1: be we'll be all we'll be all really excited about it.
Speaker 1: Can I help you with something?
Speaker 7: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I think it's a great bet.
Speaker 10: I was looking up who the Dolphins played, but then
Speaker 10: I realized it doesn't matter who the Dolphins are playing.
Speaker 10: I'm going Dolphins their favorite of minus eleven. We're moving
Speaker 10: it down to six and a half to hedge a
Speaker 10: little bit, Dolphins.
Speaker 7: Minus six and a half to add to that.
Speaker 10: And I do not necessarily love the forty nine ers
Speaker 10: money line, but I understand that that's.
Speaker 7: What we have to do here.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something that's solid? I like that
Speaker 1: one A lot. I like you doing with the six
Speaker 1: and a half too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I like you. That's what's what we put him
Speaker 7: on last week. When it's like Eagles, Eagles, Eagles. You
Speaker 7: don't bet against the Eagles. I'm taking him with the spread.
Speaker 10: He would have lost, right, we said, and we said,
Speaker 10: your life just when not when?
Speaker 3: You guys make good.
Speaker 1: But you know the way you started the show. You
Speaker 1: know the way you started the show. Oh, I was
Speaker 1: touching the corner there for a second.
Speaker 3: I wasn't talking about I wasn't talking about that. Hey,
Speaker 3: I wasn't talking about John. I said that the people.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I used the word honky, but all right,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Did you guys hear it?
Speaker 7: I think he's a turtleneck?
Speaker 3: What is that? The honkys don't know that word? Guys.
Speaker 7: Right now, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't handle that type of thing. You know who
Speaker 1: you got?
Speaker 3: Y'all know I'm going Lions.
Speaker 8: But they got Lions versus the Panthers, Right, I'm taking
Speaker 8: Lions minus nine.
Speaker 1: This is the easy team, favorite fund You're lucky. I
Speaker 1: talked to the producer before the show. I showed him
Speaker 1: the sheet. I said, my man's going minus not in
Speaker 1: the Lions, go and put the dot of money line.
Speaker 1: We're saving you again.
Speaker 8: But see the money line, I don't make you don't
Speaker 8: make units though I get it.
Speaker 7: I get it.
Speaker 3: But you gotta do money line. I know I get it.
Speaker 10: We don't have to. I'm not doing money line. I'm
Speaker 10: just moving it down to six.
Speaker 1: But that's what I did last week. That's you were
Speaker 1: a much bigger favorite than just minus.
Speaker 8: Nine because you gotta do money line. Now, you know
Speaker 8: you change Georgia because you moved George down. If I
Speaker 8: do I do money line, you're right on this and
Speaker 8: a half. I'm not moving stick with.
Speaker 3: Me against the Panthers.
Speaker 1: Move it to if you like hang on better.
Speaker 3: Then it makes the units. I don't get it. I
Speaker 3: don't get a great return on my units.
Speaker 1: Right, so hang on in turn real quick the numbers
Speaker 1: when you put in Niners money line, Dolphins minus six
Speaker 1: and a half and let me get Lions do money line.
Speaker 10: You wanted to go Lions minus nine because you get
Speaker 10: more units that You could still move it down to
Speaker 10: two and a half and you'll still get more units
Speaker 10: than just.
Speaker 7: Going Lions money line.
Speaker 10: You think they're gonna win by minus nine we're trying
Speaker 10: to talk you down just because let's just make sure
Speaker 10: we're getting a sure thing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm taking the full spreads a little tight.
Speaker 8: Minus nine is a big one because we all got
Speaker 8: agree on this one.
Speaker 3: So I'll take money line.
Speaker 1: Just so minus two and a half, they're gonna win
Speaker 1: by a field goal. They're gonna win by a field goal.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll move it to minus two and a half.
Speaker 1: If you're really strong on the points, you can even go.
Speaker 11: Let me ask, let me ask the steven and even
Speaker 11: one yell, yell at plus.
Speaker 10: One nine dollars money line, money plus one and what
Speaker 10: if it's what if you move lions to minus two
Speaker 10: and a half instead of money.
Speaker 8: Line, So it's more if we do money line.
Speaker 1: No, because we're putting it together in the parlay that
Speaker 1: allows us to and makes it plus odds.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he said it was one. If he did money
Speaker 8: line was plus one ninety. He just said it would
Speaker 8: be plus one seventy six.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's half. What's your say? What you're saying on
Speaker 10: the adjustment?
Speaker 7: Jack plus.
Speaker 4: Three with the lies puts it plus three four.
Speaker 8: Oh that's that's that's that is beautiful.
Speaker 7: I like that that's good work.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 7: That's good work.
Speaker 1: Plus three and a half minus three minus three year,
Speaker 1: that's scarce.
Speaker 7: Let's do that. I like that. That makes that's a
Speaker 7: nice parlay.
Speaker 3: Ready, I gonna win this game, no matter what.
Speaker 7: You heard me the first time.
Speaker 1: As you question, what were you saying before this, I'm
Speaker 1: taking a big risk because I'm not only when I
Speaker 1: buy and sell go with the Niners, but I'm also
Speaker 1: taking the money line here. This is gonna make or
Speaker 1: break essentially my entire week. But I do feel confident
Speaker 1: in the Niners. I feel very confident the Niners. How
Speaker 1: we feel boys.
Speaker 3: That was actually a good segment right now, I like that.
Speaker 4: Like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a little risky, risky, a.
Speaker 1: Little risky, but yeah, and it's really on me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, they still got to happen.
Speaker 7: It's gonna right now.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm not I'm doing with it. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break. When we come back, we are going
Speaker 1: to be talking. I'm gonna take a little ooh, pump
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Slips and Ficks five hundred. Our segment
Speaker 1: now is going to be pump or dump. That is
Speaker 1: when I give these gentlemen a team with the amount
Speaker 1: of points, and they're gonna say pump, which they're taking
Speaker 1: the over, or they're gonna dump it, which means they're
Speaker 1: taking the under. First game we're gonna look at is
Speaker 1: the Jacksonville Jaguars versus the Bills in London. Now something
Speaker 1: to think about before we get into this game. Jacksonville
Speaker 1: has spent the week after dominating the Atlanta Falcons in London.
Speaker 1: Technically the Bills are the home team, but they have traveled,
Speaker 1: so there's a lot to look into that. The number
Speaker 1: on that game is forty seven and a half points. Mule,
Speaker 1: what you want to do?
Speaker 7: Brother?
Speaker 3: What was your logic on London games?
Speaker 1: My logic, Yeah, they're not great, they're not fun.
Speaker 3: They don't score lot right, that is.
Speaker 1: True, and the under did hit last week.
Speaker 3: So I am going to dump.
Speaker 1: I did go and defeated and that's a smart move.
Speaker 1: So we got a mule taking a big dump, got it,
Speaker 1: got go. I feel like he's up to something. What's
Speaker 1: he about the cook right now?
Speaker 7: I should have listened. I should have listened to that advice.
Speaker 10: Jaguars did beat the hell out of the Falcons.
Speaker 7: They scored what was the twenty something points.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dominated on defense too, and the alls are nice
Speaker 1: in the Bills is just nice on offense.
Speaker 7: I I this is a high one.
Speaker 1: Pump pump, gotta stomp.
Speaker 7: I like the pump. I like the room for touchdowns.
Speaker 7: You like that one?
Speaker 3: Not letting me love it?
Speaker 7: Man? What are you going? It's taking advice.
Speaker 1: That's scary because the Jags did seem like they caught
Speaker 1: a little bit of fire on offense. They put really
Speaker 1: well on defense against Atlanta. Obviously the Bills have a
Speaker 1: better offense than Atlanta's offense. You could easily see points
Speaker 1: happening here.
Speaker 3: I just have.
Speaker 1: It's just so hard to think about traveling, and it's
Speaker 1: usually sloppy, inflammation, jet lag, the whole thing.
Speaker 10: Practice pumping, dump, Now, get in, get off, get out,
Speaker 10: pump or dump.
Speaker 1: I'm pumping this game. I'm pumping this one, alrighty, all right,
Speaker 1: two pumps in a dump. Let's move on to Texas
Speaker 1: at Texans at Falcons. Forty one and a half is
Speaker 1: the number.
Speaker 3: Get go.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start with you on this one.
Speaker 3: Pump.
Speaker 10: We're going pump city in this one too. I like Texans.
Speaker 10: I like Falcons. The gbot they're in Atlanta they're back home.
Speaker 10: They're licking their wounds. They're a little piste off that
Speaker 10: it didn't beat the Jaguars over in London.
Speaker 7: The Texans got a squad. CJ.
Speaker 10: Stroud he is night we are. We're pumping this game.
Speaker 10: We'remping this game.
Speaker 1: Mule, chick, I you also be pumping this game, dude.
Speaker 1: It sickens me that CJ. Stutter is good only because
Speaker 1: he's Ohio State guy. But he's putting up numbers like
Speaker 1: crazy right now. He's taking care of the football. I
Speaker 1: do believe the Falcons are gonna be in a GBO T.
Speaker 1: People are ripping Arthur Smith right now. Get Kyle Pitts involved.
Speaker 1: Get more than just Bejon Robinson involved. He's probably listening.
Speaker 1: You know, he watches the show. You know he's listening
Speaker 1: to art. Just get the boys involved. We'll get more
Speaker 1: points on the part on the board. I got you, baby,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pump on this one as well.
Speaker 3: Mule.
Speaker 1: Where you going baby?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 8: You know, like you said, I like CJ. He's from
Speaker 8: the hometown. I think he's gonna score a lot of points,
Speaker 8: but I'm not sure about the Falcons. I watched last
Speaker 8: week The Boy the receiver was ready to swabble up
Speaker 8: the quarterback because he can't get him the ball.
Speaker 3: You're talking a long hair kids, ready to get get
Speaker 3: away from me.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 8: I love you, though, Art, but I'm going to have
Speaker 8: to dump this game. I just don't think it's gonna
Speaker 8: be One team may put a lot of points on
Speaker 8: the board, the other team probably not.
Speaker 7: So who's putting a low points on the board?
Speaker 3: The Falcons I don't like. But I'm just like, I
Speaker 3: feel like it's gonna be a little bad here. Texas
Speaker 3: is gonna do their thing. You think, so, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: they're gonna fire right.
Speaker 1: You feel confident, Yeah, you feel confident in that one.
Speaker 1: Tell me how confident you feel about Chiefs that Vikings
Speaker 1: fifty two and a half.
Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna let one of y'all answer that one.
Speaker 1: Last week for everything.
Speaker 3: Damn, this is a.
Speaker 8: Tough one because the Chiefs man, Honestly, the Chiefs haven't
Speaker 8: been playing so great.
Speaker 3: They don't look like the last year Chiefs.
Speaker 8: They look like the Chiefs the swifter Chiefs, glittered up
Speaker 8: and uh dancing around Chiefs. But at the end of
Speaker 8: the day, the Vikings do have hot power guys on
Speaker 8: every time on the offensive side. That's gonna throw the ball,
Speaker 8: like he said, Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 3: Cousins, you know, uh so.
Speaker 1: Damn would you try to who you're talking to you
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 3: Yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, you could see it.
Speaker 3: I'm dumping.
Speaker 1: I did not see you going that way.
Speaker 3: Me neither. I just I just had last minute. I
Speaker 3: can't listen to myself.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I think this is the one dump because we
Speaker 1: have another game. I think this is the one dump.
Speaker 1: I just feel like when you look at these games,
Speaker 1: this game reminds me of like I think it was
Speaker 1: last year when the Bills and the Chiefs are playing
Speaker 1: after like the AFC Championship in the year before that,
Speaker 1: when it was like just high powered offenses flying back
Speaker 1: and forth and everyone's expecting so many points, so the
Speaker 1: numbers are put up really high. And then you see
Speaker 1: that game with the Bills and the Chiefs and it's
Speaker 1: like it was more of a defensive struggle, sloppiness with
Speaker 1: the ball. I just feel like in this game, I mean,
Speaker 1: you're we're getting two touchdowns from the Vikings. We know
Speaker 1: that because Kirk Cousin's going to throw too.
Speaker 3: We need that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mahomes is going to put two, so that's twenty
Speaker 1: eight points right there. I just think this is we
Speaker 1: pump dump.
Speaker 10: Y'all got to talk yourselves in what we're doing.
Speaker 3: What were answer?
Speaker 7: Pump?
Speaker 10: We're pumping all three, all three roof for touchdowns and
Speaker 10: roof for bombs.
Speaker 1: I like the pulps and fan betting. Yes, yes, y yeah,
Speaker 1: you're pumping all three pumping. I dumped all three last
Speaker 1: week of them.
Speaker 10: All right, you say you dumped all three in your right, Yeah,
Speaker 10: I'm just saying this is I'm pumping.
Speaker 7: I love it. This is it?
Speaker 10: You you said, uh, vikings? Who'd you say? Oh, Bill's Chiefs?
Speaker 10: But also what about I was with them too? What
Speaker 10: about Bill's Vikings?
Speaker 7: Last year? That was a pump that was pump city,
Speaker 7: pump city. Yeah, that was bum city.
Speaker 1: So we got dump dump pump. Yeah, all right, I
Speaker 1: love it. Before we had a commercial breakless talk about
Speaker 1: the underdogs, a dog Dog Dogs segment. That is when
Speaker 1: we were in the pick Underdogs with a massive upset.
Speaker 1: Who's your first? Who wants it?
Speaker 7: Knock it out? Knock it out? Set the tone? You
Speaker 7: got it? Got?
Speaker 1: What you got? No?
Speaker 7: Set the tone?
Speaker 1: What you got?
Speaker 3: Brother?
Speaker 1: Set the tone what you got?
Speaker 10: What do you know? Cardinals money line. I like him winning.
Speaker 10: I like this game. I like the Cardinals, like Dobbs.
Speaker 10: I like Dobs and he's operating. They're good, they're efficient.
Speaker 10: Doesn't matter who they play. We're taking the Cardinals money line. Cardinals.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know who they play.
Speaker 3: The Bears. Oh yeah, that's and that's a that's an underdog.
Speaker 7: Yes, bro, Dogs versus the Bears. Look it up, Bengals.
Speaker 8: The Bengals saying it's the what's the different?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's different, but it's still there's still an underdog.
Speaker 1: It's different than the Bears.
Speaker 8: But what's the spread on there? Is it like a
Speaker 8: hat one and a half? Like two and a half.
Speaker 8: That's like that, don't make it.
Speaker 7: No, I think they worth three and a half? Yea
Speaker 7: three and a half.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, doing the Seattle Seahawks minus odds underdog hit
Speaker 10: the minus the money.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 8: Look, I know you guys are not kinda like this,
Speaker 8: especially not this. I know Gecko is not gonna like
Speaker 8: this bad. I'm actually going Jaguars versus the Bills. I'm
Speaker 8: taking the Jaguars money line. They are playing in London.
Speaker 8: I feel like the Jaguars are already there.
Speaker 3: They've been there since last week.
Speaker 8: The bills have to fly and they're gonna have jet lag,
Speaker 8: they're gonna be tired. They gotta play in the wet, sticky,
Speaker 8: stinky situation in London. So I'm taking the Jaguars money line, baby,
Speaker 8: But if my fans don't feel safe about that, the
Speaker 8: guys who follow me, you can take that spread.
Speaker 3: That's a plus five.
Speaker 8: And a half if you just want to be safe
Speaker 8: either or but money line will get it done and
Speaker 8: that is a plus two ten.
Speaker 3: Remember that right.
Speaker 7: Now, the money lines plus two ten. Yes, Texas, that's
Speaker 7: a solid bick.
Speaker 3: No, no, I picks the Jaguars.
Speaker 8: I took that out because it look that's just not
Speaker 8: a that's not really an underdog, like it's an event
Speaker 8: on them. I don't like the even looks that don't
Speaker 8: make it an underdog.
Speaker 1: I'll take that all day. I'm gonna take that. Texans
Speaker 1: plus wanted to happen going down like it is technically.
Speaker 7: While we switching up our picks here, it's as.
Speaker 1: We can because it's our show.
Speaker 3: We do what we want.
Speaker 1: Baby, you got beautiful thing about creativity. You're just grabby
Speaker 1: a bundle of in the ball. Now it's yours. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take the Texans. I'm gonna take the Texans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you okay? Commanders are there as well.
Speaker 10: Commander's money line. The Commanders are favored by six and
Speaker 10: a half points. You are out of control with these
Speaker 10: picking favorites to win this underdog.
Speaker 1: Did I say, I'm saying the commanders?
Speaker 7: No, But that's what's on the sheet. You luck at
Speaker 7: him moved the way you know it's called.
Speaker 1: It's called typo. It's called our producer is messing up
Speaker 1: on a little docu sheet because anybody can get in
Speaker 1: that thing, go and change whatever they want. Seems like
Speaker 1: it might even be you doing that.
Speaker 3: So did you do that?
Speaker 7: No? I didn't do that.
Speaker 10: Looking that's wild.
Speaker 1: Hey check your six boys. You boys are gonna try to.
Speaker 7: Off I'm.
Speaker 1: Plus one and a half. It's wild to me that
Speaker 1: my man just try to sabotage plus one half. It's
Speaker 1: not a favorite. So it's a favorite. It's not a
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. We're going Texans plus one and
Speaker 1: a half hit last week, it's gonna hit this week.
Speaker 1: We'll see on the statutet.
Speaker 7: Brother.
Speaker 1: Next up, we're gonna talk about Monday Night football right
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Slips and Picks five hundred. We are
Speaker 1: now going to talk Monday night football. Boys were looking
Speaker 1: at Packers minus two and a half versus the Las
Speaker 1: Vegas Raiders, and that number is at forty four and
Speaker 1: a half points. Let's jump right into it. Packers a
Speaker 1: couple of stumbles last couple of weeks, came back against
Speaker 1: the Saints two weeks ago. But we really don't know
Speaker 1: who Jordan Love is. We at first we thought he
Speaker 1: was gonna be phenomenal. Now we're wondering, Oh, he's showing,
Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't have the experience that the last
Speaker 1: quarterback obviously had.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: The Raiders unfortunately seeing abysmal. They have a phenomenal GM.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are hating on the head coach.
Speaker 1: Everybody's everybody called for his head right now. Scary scary stuff.
Speaker 7: Marcus Peters liked that little Instagram post. Really yeah, really
Speaker 7: not well out there, Vegas.
Speaker 1: Got it, got one of their dens and jail for
Speaker 1: a little bit. He's he's going live a little too much.
Speaker 1: It's it's a it's a whole bunch of things going
Speaker 1: on with Raiders. But let's talk this game. Mil Let's uh,
Speaker 1: where are you going?
Speaker 8: I'm going Packers minus two and a half. I don't
Speaker 8: even know the Raiders quarterback name, Garoppolo. He's hurt Dona
Speaker 8: O'Connor number four. Yeah, that's that part right there, Packers
Speaker 8: minus two and a half. I think Love gonna get
Speaker 8: it done this week against the Raiders. I know it's
Speaker 8: in Vegas, so them guys, you know, they're gonna step
Speaker 8: their game up, probably hit the casino table, get lucky there,
Speaker 8: and then get lucky on Sunday.
Speaker 3: So I'm excited. I mean Monday night, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's pretty It's pretty tough to see the Raiders last week,
Speaker 1: right Chargers, Yeah, Chargers, tough team. Khalil Mack there right
Speaker 1: right there. He had six sacks last year.
Speaker 7: And the Raiders are still in it. They just got
Speaker 7: picked there at the end.
Speaker 8: It was in it. It's a different team. I feel
Speaker 8: like Green Bay at a little better on defense when
Speaker 8: you say, yeah, other.
Speaker 1: Than having Khalilaron Jones coming back to he didn't have
Speaker 1: a great week in Fantasy last week. He did it,
Speaker 1: but I expect him to have a better week this week. Dude,
Speaker 1: this is a tough one. I'm going the Raiders plus
Speaker 1: two and a half here. I think they're gonna look
Speaker 1: at the film. They're gonna protect a little bit better,
Speaker 1: throw some chips, get the ball out quickly, run the
Speaker 1: ball efficiently, handle the time of possession, and get out
Speaker 1: with a with a dub. But I'm still taking a
Speaker 1: plus two and a.
Speaker 3: Half just for a clear.
Speaker 7: I like that. I like that pick. I truly, you
Speaker 7: know you, boy, I went to silver and black.
Speaker 10: I want the silver and I'm going but I am
Speaker 10: going Packers. I'm going Packers minus two and a half.
Speaker 10: I'm also gonna take the under Packers minus two and
Speaker 10: a half under forty four and a half.
Speaker 7: It is in Vegas.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, taking it under you.
Speaker 10: I'm taking the under forty four and a half. I'm
Speaker 10: taking the under forty four and a half. I do
Speaker 10: think there's a lot of uh. I think there's a
Speaker 10: lot of noise right now, and I think that noise
Speaker 10: is seeping in I get seeping in the locker room.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I hope the boys get back on track, but I
Speaker 10: don't see it being against the Packers. Packers might as
Speaker 10: soon have.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take that too. I'm gonna piggyback off. Well,
Speaker 3: your leg get go.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna take that under forty four And no I
Speaker 8: didn't because I didn't bet that at but I'm gonna
Speaker 8: take that.
Speaker 3: That's a good bet.
Speaker 7: Sall that you going under.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to go on.
Speaker 3: Can we all can't?
Speaker 1: Guys mine, No, just jump on.
Speaker 7: That band with you getting that under.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the other as well. But I'm going Raiders. Yeah, well, Packers, yeah,
Speaker 1: we know, yeah, we know. It's okay to feel alone.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's better that way.
Speaker 7: That's what that's what you want, Yeah, that's what you want,
Speaker 7: that's what you want, Like against the wall.
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Speaker 6: We are back with the Penny Slips parlay and guess what,
Speaker 6: we just came off a dub. We're back to our
Speaker 6: winning ways.
Speaker 5: Big dubs. Man, it feels good. It's a lot like basketball.
Speaker 6: We were on a little a little bit of a
Speaker 6: losing streak, but you just got to see one go
Speaker 6: in and now we're about to start this streak.
Speaker 7: JP.
Speaker 1: Do you want to kick us off with your first
Speaker 1: parlay of the week.
Speaker 5: I will kick us off.
Speaker 6: Last week didn't turn out too well. The laporta parlay
Speaker 6: not my thing, but I feel like I'm getting closer.
Speaker 5: And this week I feel.
Speaker 6: Even better because when I plug this parlay in about
Speaker 6: twenty minutes ago, the odds were plus three hundred. Twenty
Speaker 6: minutes later, it's already going down to plus to twenty two,
Speaker 6: so Vegas knows I'm onto them and they're trying to backtrack.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, sound.
Speaker 6: Sound the alarm, Thank you, Washington, DC. Now my parlay
Speaker 6: Detroit Lions versut Carolina Panthers money line, Miami Dolphins versus
Speaker 6: New York Giants money line, San Francisco for a nine
Speaker 6: Ers versus Cowboys money line, and to wrap it up,
Speaker 6: the team that I do not know why they keep
Speaker 6: getting disrespected last week and now this week, the Baltimore
Speaker 6: Ravens versus Pittsburgh Steelers. Total that's plus two twenty two.
Speaker 6: I've never felt as confident as I do right now
Speaker 6: in a parlay. Talk to him and I would be
Speaker 6: willing to bet my whole entire life on this one.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 4: You know the old saying great minds think alike.
Speaker 7: JP and I both.
Speaker 4: I'm into these parlays blind to what they're the other
Speaker 4: will pick. So I'm gonna give you my three leg parlay,
Speaker 4: starting off with the Miami Dolphins. We've had them in
Speaker 4: a lot of parlays this year. We will not stop
Speaker 4: until they show us other signs, and I'm taking them
Speaker 4: minus nine and a half. Looking for a massive win
Speaker 4: against the New York Giants.
Speaker 1: They've looked horrible.
Speaker 7: We can admit it.
Speaker 1: We fun held the New York Giants. Oh no, we
Speaker 1: suck again minus nine and a half.
Speaker 4: I'm also taking the Detroit Lions minus four and a half.
Speaker 4: And for my final pick of the three leg parlay,
Speaker 4: I'm taking my Tennessee Titans in Indianapolis money line that
Speaker 4: is going to give you a total of plus three
Speaker 4: forty four parlay.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and book it.
Speaker 7: Put everything you got on it.
Speaker 4: The thing about these parlays too, is you we don't
Speaker 4: have to win one in the other. You need to
Speaker 4: win one parlay one for the week, and you cover.
Speaker 1: All the units.
Speaker 4: So trust us, trust the models, trust the data, and
Speaker 4: we're gonna move on two our team combined parlay JPB
Speaker 4: sort us off.
Speaker 6: Yes, we will continue exactly what we did last week,
Speaker 6: and we're gonna start it off with the Bills versus
Speaker 6: the Jags.
Speaker 5: We're taking the Bills. I'm trying to think of a
Speaker 5: name of this.
Speaker 6: It being the four best teams, the four best teams
Speaker 6: parlay bro.
Speaker 5: I don't know how you thought of that, but I'm
Speaker 5: I'm on that. I'm all over there.
Speaker 6: This is the four best Teams parlay and it's starting
Speaker 6: with the Bills lock block.
Speaker 7: Second team of the four best.
Speaker 4: Teams parlay is the Eagles versus the Rams, and we're
Speaker 4: taking that as well this money line.
Speaker 6: The third pick of the four best team parlay is
Speaker 6: the Kansas City Swifts Chiefs Travis Kelce he's going to
Speaker 6: get back in the end zone this week.
Speaker 5: Don't worry that I'm in the parlay. We're just taking
Speaker 5: them to beat the Vikings.
Speaker 4: And the fourth and final leg of the four best
Speaker 4: team parlay is the San Francisco for versus the Cowboys
Speaker 4: Sunday Night Football. We have a lot of diverse in
Speaker 4: the schedule too. We've got eight thirty am slot in London,
Speaker 4: two three pm games in the Sunday night game. So
Speaker 4: God willing, we're gonna get to that Sunday night game and.
Speaker 1: Have everything provided for forty nine ers.
Speaker 7: I love it, the people love it.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a combined plus three seventy four odds.
Speaker 4: And moving on to our final segment of the week, JP,
Speaker 4: would you like to explain what happened last week?
Speaker 6: Last week, I know what you all are thinking, Oh
Speaker 6: my gosh, the Rock em soccerm parlay didn't work.
Speaker 5: You're wrong.
Speaker 6: If you go back and review the footage, it was
Speaker 6: a draw down to the millisecond. Both heads came up
Speaker 6: at the same time. We went with the Giants because
Speaker 6: off the naked eye you can't see something within those details.
Speaker 5: We reviewed it.
Speaker 7: It is a draw.
Speaker 6: Therefore, it's no We are still undefeated in this pick them,
Speaker 6: and we will continue to be undefeated in this pick them.
Speaker 4: So, without further ado, the rock'm soccam pick them parlay
Speaker 4: of the Week.
Speaker 6: I believe will rock red with the Patriots, Blue with
Speaker 6: the Saints, and the best bought wind.
Speaker 4: The Patriots washed. Data does not lie. It was always
Speaker 4: the Rock and Socker picking parlor of the week. We
Speaker 4: always say it, trust the data.
Speaker 1: We're undefeated us the data.
Speaker 5: The Saints are marching in and we are marching.
Speaker 7: To the bank.
Speaker 5: Jack.
Speaker 7: Cue the outro music.