1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: If you and your brother can't get along, I will 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: pull this car over right now. I know you're twenty five, 3 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:08,399 Speaker 1: but I will pull this minivan over and put you 4 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: over my knees so quick. I don't care if you 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: have a thirty two ounce soda and it's a seventeen 6 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,599 Speaker 1: hour drive. No bathroom break should have gone before we 7 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: left the house, mister what? And no, we can't listen 8 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: to any music. It's trash. I can't even understand the 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:23,920 Speaker 1: words they're talking about. 10 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 2: Since you will show no notes, that's perfect. 11 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: Father's Day is Sunday if you weren't aware, and just 12 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 1: in time for Father's Day. This has come out of 13 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 1: the top dad phrases that people want band in twenty 14 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,280 Speaker 1: twenty five. So think about the things that you say 15 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: if you are a father, or the things that your 16 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: father said to you, and what phrases you would never 17 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 1: like to hear again. And we'll go over there and 18 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 1: tell you what the number one is in just a second. 19 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: Writ Yeah, just to get this clear. So this is 20 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: the top phrases people want turned into music. 21 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 3: What do you mean turned into music? 22 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: Turned into music? 23 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 3: Yeah? What do you even? 24 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: I don't understand that. 25 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 2: Pretty wouldn't that be what it means to turn something 26 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 2: into band? 27 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a dad joke. 28 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 2: I did not even get that. 29 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 1: Bruce Brad is dad, by the way, so he will 30 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: be celebrating Father's Day by throwing out the singers like 31 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 1: that man, that blew my mind. That very good work. 32 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's pretty good. What is the number 33 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: one phrase that people want banned from dads in twenty 34 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: twenty five. We'll tell you in a second, but we'll 35 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: go over some of the others. Turn that down or 36 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: I'm turning it off. 37 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 3: Oh, I think everyone's heard that one. That's a good one. 38 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 2: Though, I'm going to the are your options? I want 39 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 2: to be not such a dad, but I'm already like, 40 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 2: uh oh, I'm going to be completely against this time. 41 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: Another dad phrase that people want band in twenty twenty 42 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: five is do you think I'm made of money? 43 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 3: Well, sir, I'm not, and someone's paying the bills round yere. 44 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: So yeah, I was like, no, I just think you're 45 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: the one that has access to it right in your guard. 46 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 2: Sorry, that one's fine. Yeah, you should send realistic expectations 47 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 2: for your kids to know exactly what they can ask. 48 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: For another Dad phrase that people say should be banned 49 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,239 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five. I'm not paying to heat the 50 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: whole neighborhood. 51 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 3: See, but if we canceled your ESPN package, Dad, maybe 52 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 3: we can pay pay. 53 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: Listen. I know you're older than I am, and you 54 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: got some thyroid issues, so you're always hot. 55 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 2: Whatever. 56 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: If the rest of us are still young things that 57 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: our hormones are working correctly, please give us some meat. 58 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 2: It's insane how fast the dad can become dramatic. 59 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, text in four one oh sixty one. Is there 60 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: any phrase that your dad used to say that you 61 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: would want retired in twenty twenty five? But we're going 62 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: over the top phrases that Dad say that people want 63 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: retired in twenty twenty five. In honor of Father's Day, 64 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: which is coming up on Sunday, ask your mother. 65 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 3: No, I don't mind that. When mom is easy, you're 66 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 3: way more lenient. 67 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you never say this one, gentlemen, stop doing it. 68 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 2: You know, like that one, take control answer the question, 69 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 2: then you followed make sure they didn't ask mom. Yeah, 70 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 2: I said the answer to the question, right, That is 71 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 2: the final answer. I like your answer, and that is 72 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 2: just gonna be too tough. 73 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: They say, it's a great responsibility deflection of twenty twenty five. 74 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 2: Awful, awful. I get mad when when the mom gets 75 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 2: asked or like, I'm not sure why you didn't ask 76 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 2: me this, well. 77 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 3: Because we knew what you're gonna say, and you were 78 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 3: gonna say no, and I wanted a yes answer. Therefore 79 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 3: mom gives me the yes answer, So I go to mom. 80 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 2: D Welcome to the life lesson. 81 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: We're going over a list of the top dad phrases 82 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: that people want banned in twenty twenty five. I'm not sleeping. 83 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: I'm just resting my eyes. I don't know why for fathers, 84 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: it's so hard to just admit that you fell asleep, 85 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: you know, because that is the one that dad say 86 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 1: a lot. I'm just resting my you're sleeping, and it's okay. 87 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: Our dad's not supposed to sleep. I don't get that 88 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: one your dad. 89 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 2: So it's not okay. Sleeping is beta. Behavior is okay beta. 90 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 2: We never to be caught sleeping. We are always on 91 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 2: the job. No rest, do not take care of yourself. 92 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: Somebody texted in at four one six one and said 93 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 1: the phrase that they want gone that their dad always 94 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: says is do as I say, not as I do. 95 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 2: That's awful. 96 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:29,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that phrase is horrible. 97 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 2: I hate that. 98 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate that phrase in general. 99 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 2: No, you gotta set the example, Dad's you gotta set 100 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,279 Speaker 2: the example. You gotta do as I say and as 101 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 2: I do. And if you can't do it, then you 102 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 2: can't tell anybody else to do it. 103 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: Dad's somebody else texted in a four six one is 104 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: set on road trips, every time a bug would hit 105 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,239 Speaker 1: the windshield, my dad would say, I bet he won't 106 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,679 Speaker 1: have the guts to try that again. 107 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 2: Why would you have for ban that? 108 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, we like I could. I could see a father 109 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: just doing that joke to death s time a bug 110 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: hits the window, look at that. Okay, one of the 111 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,279 Speaker 1: guys to do that again. Look at that, and he'll 112 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,840 Speaker 1: top in twenty times in a row. But I'm gonna 113 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: say it again. 114 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,039 Speaker 2: That's great. 115 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,039 Speaker 3: My daddie always tell me, and he used to always 116 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 3: make me so mad. He used to always say, oh, 117 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 3: you don't feel good, Oh yeah, tommy ache, Oh you're 118 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 3: having a little minty beach. Godsid go in the sun. 119 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,600 Speaker 3: It's you. You'll feel better. And I'm like Dad, now 120 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 3: that I'm older. It rains half the time. I'm like, 121 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 3: it's literally rainy. He's like, you know what comes after 122 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:31,719 Speaker 3: the rain a rainbow sun. I'm like, you suck. 123 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 2: I don't want that answer. We're hung over. 124 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 1: The top dad phrases that people want band in twenty 125 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 1: twenty five because Father's Day is on Sunday and text 126 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: messages like this are one of the many reasons that 127 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: I love our listeners. Their top dad phrases that they 128 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: want band is it's not my fault that I'm in prison. 129 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 2: That's a do as I say, not as there, do 130 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 2: as I say. 131 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 3: Not as I do, time of Dad. 132 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: The number one dad phrase that people want band in 133 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, according to the Internet, is working hard 134 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:06,719 Speaker 1: or hardly working? 135 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 2: Why? 136 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 1: And the thing is, every time a dad says it, 137 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: it's like the first time anybody said it, Like they 138 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 1: expect you're looking at them to go, Wow, that was amazing. 139 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: I should get to work now. 140 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 2: My favorite, my favorite, which is equivalent, probably is and 141 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 2: this is something I say that I think I invented. 142 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 2: I go half day huh. 143 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, here's Brad. 144 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:36,159 Speaker 1: Best do that all the time. Nobody likes No, people 145 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 1: do not like it. 146 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 2: Makes me do it so much more. 147 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're producer, Brad walk around the office if somebody's leaving, 148 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: he's like half day huh, And they always look up 149 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 1: like what a jerk.