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Speaker 1: Let the joy overflow. Laugh with me, Laugh with me,

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Speaker 1: Falla La la, Fun Stories and jokes till the night

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Speaker 3: While we sit there now, Oh Jy somewhere, but hey,

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Speaker 3: let's move along. Six Reindeer Racing, seven jokes deep, every

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Speaker 1: Johnny's losing sleep. The mic is hot, the vibe so chill.

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Speaker 1: Jeremy is the captain of this laughter filled thrill. Candy

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Speaker 1: Canes and Punchline Swirl podcasts gold In the Christmas World, Pas,

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Speaker 1: the cookiees, the milk, the cheer.

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Speaker 4: Let's toast to the laughs and a brighter new year.

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Speaker 3: Laugh with me, Laugh with me, La La la.

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Speaker 5: Funs, Stories and jokes till the night is done.

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Speaker 1: podcast Golden Christmas World.

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Speaker 3: Past the Cookies, the milk, the cheer.

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Speaker 4: Let's toast to the laugh sand a brighter.

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Speaker 5: New year, A laugh with me, laugh at me, all

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Speaker 4: Welcome back. It is a laugh with me, a podcast

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Speaker 4: We are in the holiday spirits. Happy Honkah, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 4: So much just feel good, exciting, up beat energy in

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Speaker 4: Oh, thank you. Well, as we all know, Santa watches

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Speaker 2: I have a lot to do. I have a lot

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Speaker 4: So has the Naughty List ever been wrong?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 4: I know you got the good list, the naughty list?

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Speaker 4: You know a lot of people blamed Donald Trump for that,

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Speaker 2: A personal responsibility for it.

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Speaker 4: Man Father Christmas here spilling his guts on the failed

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Speaker 4: I mean, where the hell are you getting all this coal?

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Speaker 4: We are so blessed into people's stockings, so blessed to

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Speaker 4: So, Chris Kringle, I just I got to know. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I watched Napoleon last night.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what'd you think?

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Speaker 2: Didn't have much of a Christmas spirit to it?

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Speaker 2: Well? I mean a movie comes out on Thanksgiving. We

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Speaker 2: it's my season. Yeah, well that it's Christmas seasons to be.

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Speaker 4: And I don't want to take away from the Napoleon movie,

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Speaker 2: Act which I'm not afraid of, Mariah. Carry What I

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Speaker 4: Beyonce, yep, the new Beyonce movie.

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Speaker 2: You know, what's frustrating being a public figure?

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Speaker 4: What's up?

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Speaker 2: I could do? Like, I can't. I can't put myself

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Speaker 2: against Beyonce, have you? I mean you've seen that, You've

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Speaker 4: You know you. One would think the Father Christmas would

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Speaker 4: That up, Johnny. I'm just proud of the guy for

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Speaker 2: What like? Like, I'm doing a spin class.

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Speaker 4: Well, that'll help. I'm riding a bike, So I have

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Speaker 4: to wonder, do you do the spin class all year

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Speaker 2: Oh? Oh oh, you got me, you got me, you

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Speaker 4: Oh I figured.

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Speaker 4: The beard, the Beard, the Beard blocked the COVID from you.

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Speaker 4: Did you have it all?

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Speaker 4: So the beard protected you when you were in the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I could see that. Okay, San, this is

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Speaker 4: Los Angeles is starting to paint many streets white like

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Speaker 2: No, wh whoa whoa quite the sense of you do.

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Speaker 4: Really big boy? What is that?

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Speaker 2: What do you want for Christmas?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 4: How about this one? I'm getting old and I'm at

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Speaker 4: the point now where you know, the the old bullshit

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Speaker 4: did our research. We found out there's people out there

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Speaker 4: raping kids. Sannah, do you have any jokes to work

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Speaker 4: out for the people?

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Speaker 2: Never need them?

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Speaker 4: Never need them? That's true. You got the classic go tos,

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Speaker 4: the ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, you know,

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Speaker 4: like a pirate. Yeah, are you okay over there?

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Speaker 2: Santa? That's I can do. It is horrible. Don't ever

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Speaker 4: I was gonna air it. I guess I was never

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Speaker 2: Well, that one, that one you just needed to do.

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Speaker 4: The yeah, just end the episode there o ho Okay,

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Speaker 4: Well we had the ash Man, Chris Kringle, Father Christmas,

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Speaker 4: there anywhere else people can find you? No, not at

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Speaker 2: No talk to me. Don't walk up to me, don't

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I want to live my normal life.

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Speaker 4: I've never heard of Santa not wanting attention. But here

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Speaker 4: we are. We've gotten to that point.

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Speaker 2: I was sorry for twenty eighteen. Know what else you

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Speaker 2: want for me?

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Speaker 4: I'm not blaming you for twenty eighteen. I just thought

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Speaker 4: it needed addressed.

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Speaker 2: Algorithm decides what you guys get, not what you wanted.

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Speaker 2: Well it's not what you deserved.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, all right, Anna.

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Speaker 2: So alone, I'm going to be doing my spin glasses.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be going to the hotub with Missus Claus.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's good. I wanted to know.

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Speaker 2: That you know, I'm going to be drinking some champagne.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be letting my glass frost up. Why

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Speaker 2: does it have to be a big deal? Why am

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Speaker 2: I responsible for your happiness this time of season?

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Speaker 4: You are a big deal.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 4: You're killing me. Did you give me COVID for Christmas?

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Speaker 4: I am coughing.

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Speaker 2: I gave you continence. I gave you the ability to poop.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, and I feel it.

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Speaker 2: Want it.

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Speaker 4: I feel it every day, every single day, whether I

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Speaker 4: want it or not. Sometimes at the most miss like

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Speaker 4: inopportune moments.

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Speaker 6: Oh, sometimes Christmas comes at the most inopportune moments.

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Speaker 4: Well, Christmas comes December twenty fifth every year.

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Speaker 2: Well, sometimes you don't expect it.

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Speaker 4: It happens every years. There's no surprises.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes Christmas is its own surprise, little boy Jesus.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thank you Santa for coming on the show, taking

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Speaker 4: your time, enjoy your spin class, and tell missus clause

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Speaker 4: I said, I shall know what that means.

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Speaker 2: No, well, jar me, but a special thank you to you.

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Speaker 2: Johnny Wake Wake