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Speaker 1: time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, the most exciting game show

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Speaker 1: the world has ever seen. It's not a game show

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Speaker 1: Our first contestant four Ridiculous Internet Questions. Hey Brittany, come

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Speaker 1: on Dawn, Brittany, Hello, how are you? I'm great? How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm wonderful? Thank you for asking Brittany. Here

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Speaker 1: is today's ridiculous Internet question. What would you sell your

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Speaker 1: soul to get? I said, infinite money? Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: sell your soul to get? Leo? So, to preface this,

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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, this is the Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: but the thing that I wanted the most I didn't

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Speaker 1: get all because of this old lady. Every single time

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Speaker 1: I would up the bid on this beautiful Hermes scarf, Oh,

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Speaker 1: this old lady would come behind me and then up

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Speaker 1: her bid. So we were having I was having a

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Speaker 1: silent bidding war with this old lady and I was

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Speaker 1: I was so heated. So I didn't get the scarf,

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Speaker 1: and I was very upset about that. And I'm sure

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Speaker 1: she has it on somewhere, probably sitting at home reading

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Speaker 1: a book with those glasses that are way down on

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Speaker 1: the tip of her nose. My scarf. So wait, I

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Speaker 1: have a question story about the ball itself. I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen him always on TV. Is that how they are

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Speaker 1: in real life? Well, I've been never been to it.

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Speaker 1: Something that's called a ball before he pictures you is

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00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,399
Speaker 1: like Cinderella looking for a glass. That's for sure, like

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Speaker 1: all dressed for like the nines. Like it's like all yeah, actually, dance,

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Speaker 1: there's drinks, there's food. It was fabulous like that. There

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Speaker 1: was tuxedos. No. First of all, I didn't know they

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Speaker 1: would have a ball in Jamaica, but they had a

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Speaker 1: ball that I could attend, and I'm like, yeah, of course.

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Speaker 1: And I figured it would peep people in kind of

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Speaker 1: more relaxed gear because it's Jamaica, like a lu ow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I pictured, Christian, I pictured a lu ow.

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Speaker 1: That's what I picture. I mean, hello, we don't have

447
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Speaker 1: to be in duxtters to raise money on the beach.

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Speaker 1: It was not a luo at all. And remember the

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Speaker 1: place I was staying our boss here, it was let

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Speaker 1: me stay at his place, and he's a very very

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Speaker 1: very wealthy man, and everybody's staying there was also very

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Speaker 1: very wealthy men and women. And then there's me. Doesn't

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Speaker 1: even have long pants for the ball, and I have

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Speaker 1: artichoke tattoo on my throat, so I look kind of

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Speaker 1: out of place. And I walked up because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this is exactly what you said, Christian, It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a lu ou basically. And I pull up and everybody's

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Speaker 1: in tuxedos and huge ball gowns. And I had a

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Speaker 1: white shirt on and some white pants that didn't really

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Speaker 1: fit right because I had to buy him from the

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Speaker 1: gift shop. So and I did tip over a table

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Speaker 1: too love the ball. Oh that was awkward as well,

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Speaker 1: not causing a scene or anything outfit I was. I

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Speaker 1: was taking pictures and then I kind of dropped my

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Speaker 1: phone and then I hit the table and the tail

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Speaker 1: fell over and my drink flew across the room. So

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Speaker 1: what were you doing in your boss's bed naked? What

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Speaker 1: was it that should have thought about that? When he

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Speaker 1: let I mean some people get promotions that way, you know,

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Speaker 1: No I did not. I would have had to be

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Speaker 1: there for ye he said, there's a fireble offense. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: fireable offense. So everybody at the place knows our boss, right,

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Speaker 1: because I mean, I think you might even own some

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Speaker 1: of the pos see not just like on the whole city.

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Speaker 1: So they find out what room you're in. They don't

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Speaker 1: expect you to be staying in one of like the

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Speaker 1: nicest rooms the place that I stayed at was just

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Speaker 1: me and my wife and it's huge. You could fit

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Speaker 1: probably like fifty people in. There's like three different houses,

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Speaker 1: is a compound and it's all his yes, well, so

481
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: it's huge. So they all know him, and so they're like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you order a drink and you're like, I'll just charge

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Speaker 1: to this room. And then they go, oh, oh, you're

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Speaker 1: a guest of mister, and then they say and it's like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am, Yes, I am. And they definitely put it

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Speaker 1: on his dad exactly. And that happened right after I

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Speaker 1: purchased some ganja from one of the employees. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: you don't You don't know what that happens? Now, maybe girl,

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Speaker 1: I forget that we are in kindergarten. Every day that

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Speaker 1: we come into this. It grows on the ground and

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Speaker 1: sometimes people smoke her life, especially in Jamaica, say you

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Speaker 1: don't have to whisper to say, and it's legal there

493
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Speaker 1: now too, So I didn't. Victoria's like, it's marijuana. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I'm guessing that might be the fireball offense. You know, Look,

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Speaker 1: you get to keep your job and they get to

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Speaker 1: keep their job as long as y'all don't rat on

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Speaker 1: each other all right, Your phone break happens everythingle Hour

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Your next one's coming up in just

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Speaker 1: a few minutes. It sid you show you Show on

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Speaker 1: demand