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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: this show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is Important. There's a raccoon

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Speaker 1: coming out of my penis. Why is this making my

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Speaker 1: butt hole? Itch? I punched my mother, I pissed firecrackers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: blaze away and here we go. All right, that guys man,

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Speaker 1: how are you ship? Boom? Hit us with it? Blake friendship? Friendship? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so much love? Yeah on your soundboard, much love. I

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Speaker 1: love the love Blake trap ships cool? You ever hit

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Speaker 1: that ship when you're not on the pod, when you're

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Speaker 1: just like late night drunk thinking about us? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Of all of the possible buttons to hit when you're

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Speaker 1: alone in your room late at night thinking about us,

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Speaker 1: what is the button that you hit the most often?

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Speaker 1: Blake hit us with it? Our friendship is so hardcore.

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Speaker 1: I'm constantly just sitting in my room just playing the

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Speaker 1: soundboard thinking about you. Guys. Right, you're like playing Kyle.

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Speaker 1: Can we get your joke one more time? Oh? The

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Speaker 1: soundboard that's what Blake calls his dick. Okay, hey, yes,

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Speaker 1: but why'd you bail on the joke? And then you

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Speaker 1: double back for it? What happened there? You got nervous?

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Speaker 1: I like it, and no, I think there's a lag

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Speaker 1: going on. And it came out and then Durs caught it,

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Speaker 1: and then we came back and now I hit it

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Speaker 1: and now here we are okay, steady lagging. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if there was a lag as much as

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Speaker 1: we just kind of talked over each other. And I

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Speaker 1: think that was the case. That's par for the course, right,

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Speaker 1: Do you guys think it was a nightmare for for

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Speaker 1: people who were like professional writers before they came to

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Speaker 1: workaholics and then they came into our writer's room and

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Speaker 1: they realized like, oh, louder is what wins and gets

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Speaker 1: in on the show. Oh yeah, louder equals funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, it was a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a lion's den of a little shouty yeah. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was a ball of energy. It was a mosh

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Speaker 1: pit of comedy, for sure. It was an atom bomb

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Speaker 1: of energy. That's right? Is that what you call yourself?

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Speaker 1: And the chewing the ice on the microphone? I love

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Speaker 1: it and I want to thank you for doing that,

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Speaker 1: But you gotta clo you're not supposed to why go

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Speaker 1: eat tinfoil? Why don't you get the sparks going? Well, Tino,

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Speaker 1: if you got feelings, But what's the what's the matter

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Speaker 1: with ice? I think they said if you chew ice,

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Speaker 1: you're sexually frustrated, always hurt. That makes sense. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat What cool doctor? Is this like the

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Speaker 1: ozarks doctor? Did you go see him? Do you remember

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Speaker 1: when they like, would we wear green? Your horny? No?

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Speaker 1: That was green Eminem's What what I thought? It was

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Speaker 1: just green? If you if you ate green Eminem's, they

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Speaker 1: made you horny. It's science. What it was like the

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Speaker 1: green dye in it? Like, why why does green make

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Speaker 1: you horny? Green? The color makes you horny? Green? The

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Speaker 1: Eminem's are actually filled with testosterone? Hello, I just remember

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Speaker 1: that back in the day, if you wore green, the

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Speaker 1: color like you were like code that you were horny.

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Speaker 1: You were a horny dog. Yeah, well I got green eyes.

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Speaker 1: So watch now. There is like things to colors, like

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Speaker 1: green makes you horny. If you see orange, supposedly that

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Speaker 1: color makes you hungry? Is it always heard? Is that

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Speaker 1: what McDonald's yellow and think it's yellow because McDonald's. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's science. Yeah, because subliminally, it makes your you very,

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Speaker 1: very hungry. So if you wear green, it doesn't mean

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Speaker 1: that you're necessarily horny, because they're not looking at yourself

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Speaker 1: all days. You're trying to get everyone around you horny.

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Speaker 1: So what's up with that shirt? What are you trying

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Speaker 1: to do to me? That green shirt? You come on

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Speaker 1: the podcast trying to get us all horn dogged? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Well you didn't know. Come on, man, Hello, hulks. Hulu

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Speaker 1: has live sports. So Lulu has live sports everybody. This

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Speaker 1: is in my contract. That's cool? And you you're getting

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Speaker 1: paid for that. Yes, since I'm on set for Woke

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Speaker 1: on Hulu, I'm being paid to where the Hulu has

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Speaker 1: live sports Jersey everywhere I go? And then are you

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Speaker 1: in it? Are you on set right now? I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I have to wear it offset. That's that's the This

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Speaker 1: is a really intense contract that that Isaac made you sign.

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Speaker 1: Whoop see are you there in the a t to

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Speaker 1: the way in it, baby, all the way in it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just looking for usher everywhere I go. Yo, how

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Speaker 1: green is? I was just there like a month ago

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Speaker 1: and I was like, it's so green here, there's like

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a lush, lush place. I was kind

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Speaker 1: of surprised by that. L A can get a little brown,

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Speaker 1: gets a little dusty. Yeah, yeah, I kind of didn't

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Speaker 1: think about this, but Atlanta is sort of a magical place.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even I'd forgotten until I was driving on

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Speaker 1: the freeway and I saw this big installation that looked

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Speaker 1: like a torch and I'm like, oh, ship. They had

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Speaker 1: like one of the sickest Olympics here. It was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: where that dude found the bomb in the thing? And

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Speaker 1: then they made a movie about him. Ship. Yeah. Eastwood

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Speaker 1: made that. Lots of storylines, right, he did. Was Michael

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Speaker 1: Johnson the world record d and two hundred? Was that Atlanta?

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Speaker 1: Was that the gold shoes? Remember he had gold shoes?

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Speaker 1: That was I'm all about you, saying bolt and that

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Speaker 1: was amazing. But like before that, the Michael Johnson ship, Dude, Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: do people still funk with the Olympics in the same

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Speaker 1: way that they did back in the debt. Like I

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Speaker 1: feel like when we were kids, I was like, give

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Speaker 1: me some Dominique Mucciano. For sure, I was like all

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Speaker 1: about them little gymnastics girls because they were like our rage.

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Speaker 1: They were like fourteen years older, however old, and you're like, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: that's I need. I need a girl that can do

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Speaker 1: a triple axel or something or some gymnastic terms. I

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Speaker 1: mean maybe that's where you like your body type fantasy

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Speaker 1: came from the cross. That was just those little gymnastic girls.

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Speaker 1: I for sure think that that's right, because when I

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Speaker 1: see that that Simon Biles girl, I'm like, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get them arms, you know, I think that

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Speaker 1: is Did you just call her Simon Biles? Simon? Simon? Simon?

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Speaker 1: What is her name? Simon? Her name is not Simon?

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Speaker 1: What is it? The moon? The moon like a regular

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Speaker 1: human name people are named, not a cyborg Simon. I've

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Speaker 1: never heard the name of Simone. You've never heard the

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Speaker 1: name some Simone? No, have you never heard the names?

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Speaker 1: What about Raven Simone? Who else his name? Simone? Raven

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Speaker 1: Simone I'm trying to think about. Yeah, what about mother

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Speaker 1: sucking Ravens. Well, that's your last name. Yeah, but that's

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Speaker 1: still a name. But that's still a name. Hold up, though,

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Speaker 1: hold up, who is named Simone? I don't know, that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I know, but we've heard the name.

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Speaker 1: I've heard the name Nina Simone. Ye Na Sion's her

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Speaker 1: last name name, right, it's also last name, Simone. Who's

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Speaker 1: got the first name Simon? Wait, Simone, Simone. There's gotta

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Speaker 1: be someone there's you didn't go to school with a Simone.

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Speaker 1: I think it's this girl. It's Simone. Biles were striking

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Speaker 1: how I just broke it down. She is the first

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Speaker 1: human being in existence to have this says the first name,

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Speaker 1: and she's breaking all kinds of records. Let's give her roses,

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Speaker 1: give flower, that's what we're doing. We're constantly giving Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and give Simone her flowers. Congratulations Simone, huge,

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Speaker 1: fans huge, and we should start a new of the flowers.

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Speaker 1: I'm not so much a fan of her actual talent

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Speaker 1: of being like the best gymnasts of all time. I'm

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Speaker 1: just a fan of damn arms girl. Sure, that's where

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Speaker 1: I would like to give her her flowers. Period, end

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Speaker 1: of praise was done. She looks jacked and tank tops?

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Speaker 1: Was she the one that recently I don't know what

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Speaker 1: they like the I don't know if his Olympic trials

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Speaker 1: or whatever, but on her little like unitard, she it

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Speaker 1: was like bejeweled and there was like a goat in

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Speaker 1: a cool flag. I think that was US US National

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Speaker 1: Gymnastics championships were just the other day. Wow, that's huge,

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Speaker 1: that's awesome. Was that her? Was that Simone? That was Simone? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: She just won? It wasn't it the like the most

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Speaker 1: And I'm definitely butchering this, but it was like seven championships, right,

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Speaker 1: She's the first to win seven maybe consecutive maybe bottom

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Speaker 1: line period. Yeah, so she's like the greatest of all time.

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Speaker 1: And then I saw like a little gift that was saying,

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Speaker 1: uh that Sports Center posted about the logan Paul Floyd

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Speaker 1: Mayweather fight fifteen times and posted zero about her breaking

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Speaker 1: that record. Can we talk about this this fucking boxing match? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What is going on? Well, let's get Simon, Well, let's

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Speaker 1: all fight each other for hundreds of millions of dollars.

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Speaker 1: I'll beat the shoe out of you guys, or actually

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Speaker 1: might lose. That's the whole thing. It's just a publicity.

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Speaker 1: But here's what it is. That, here's what it is.

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Speaker 1: What what what? I gotta get racial? I gotta get

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Speaker 1: racial on this. Yeah, that's okay. Obviously we're aw familiar

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Speaker 1: with the great White Hope right, No, right, yeah, not really?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean that boxing has been taken over

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Speaker 1: by black people and Hispanics by and large, and there's

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Speaker 1: every once in a while some white dude that every

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Speaker 1: other white person can be like, oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: gotta watch this fight. What if he takes out this

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Speaker 1: black guy on behalf of all of us? And basically

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Speaker 1: what I see in this fight is that, like, this

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Speaker 1: dude isn't even a professional. Yes, he could whoop the

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Speaker 1: ship out of me, for sure. He's a big dude.

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Speaker 1: I would love to see it. I'd love to see

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Speaker 1: and I'd love to throw your name in the ring.

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Speaker 1: I would love to get paid to get punched by

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Speaker 1: that dude or his brother Hope cousin, whatever whatever pays

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Speaker 1: any YouTuber TikToker, I'm willing to fight for money. This

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Speaker 1: is an amateur. So everyone's like, oh my god, this

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Speaker 1: regular Joe who's been working out like a motherfucker. He's

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Speaker 1: about to beat this dude. He's big, he's about to

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Speaker 1: be the greatest boxer of all time and put like

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Speaker 1: white people on the map. I'm not here for it

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Speaker 1: at all. Enters, let me give you the exact counterpoint. No,

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Speaker 1: not at all. We are not watching these fights to

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Speaker 1: glorify a white guy. We're watching it to see him

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Speaker 1: get his ass beat The only reason I am paying

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Speaker 1: money are watching these fights because I want to see

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Speaker 1: a Paul Brother get touched. That's you, that's you. I

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Speaker 1: guarantee everybody wants to see him get beat up. I

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Speaker 1: think these exhibition matches are so stupid because I was

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Speaker 1: rooting for neither of them. I was like, it would

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Speaker 1: be great to see Logan Paul get his ass kicked

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Speaker 1: because he's making a mockery out of boxing and the

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Speaker 1: whole sport in general. It does suck. Yeah, it's dumb. Also,

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Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather, I'm like, yeah, this guy is such a

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Speaker 1: fucking idiot. Why is he Why is he giving this

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Speaker 1: this guy a platform to box? I hope he gets

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Speaker 1: his ass kicked too. I was hoping he was a

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Speaker 1: double knockout. I think he thought he could serve. It's

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Speaker 1: because he's a draw he can drop. I wanted a

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Speaker 1: double knockout. And they hit each other at the exact

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Speaker 1: same time and they both die on him back explode. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's I thought their heads are going to explode like Watermelton.

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Speaker 1: Like when you guys were dirty kids, right, well, yeah,

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00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 1: you had to comb the lice out of your hair.

418
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 1: You guys were dirty and dirty kids. Fucking thanks to

419
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 1: comb the lice out of your hair. You remember that ship, Adam?

420
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 1: You me neither? No? Okay, Well, my mother in a

421
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: daycare and there was this one kid, allegedly Elijah, who

422
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: always had life, always had lice. Every week he would

423
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 1: come back with licens. Like, what the funk are they

424
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 1: doing over there? And bringing this kid over here? Lice

425
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 1: every single time he came over. But yeah, you would

426
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: have to use this special sad. Yeah, it was kind

427
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 1: of sad. I feel bad for I'm sure, he's doing

428
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 1: very well, but you would have to use this special shampoo.

429
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: And then these combs that are super super like, like

430
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: the bristles are super close together. So that fine tooth. Yeah,

431
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: very extremely fine tooth. How did you get lice? Are you?

432
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 1: And I this is not shuts fired against you and Kyle,

433
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: but are you like a dirty kid? Are you? Like? What?

434
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: How do you get it? It's the right place, right time.

435
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: If you're not maintaining your hair, the lights are like yeah.

436
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: And but then if you're playing near they literally jump

437
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: from head to head. Yeah. I remember a kid in

438
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: my class, like we all would hang up our coats

439
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 1: and like a row in elementary school or whatever. And

440
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: then I remember there's no big deal. Yeah, I want

441
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 1: you to pretty cool elements and uh, and one kid

442
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: got lice and then it was like a full thing

443
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: they had. My mom had to like wash my coat

444
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: because I guess they leap leap frog from coach to

445
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: co Yeah, big leap. That's how you get it. I mean,

446
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: you don't necessarily have to be the dirty kid at school,

447
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 1: but but that dirty kid brings it. But I remember, Kyle.

448
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: One of the funny things that Kylo tone because I

449
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 1: was getting this lice and then Kyle started to get

450
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: the lives, probably because we were just freaking hanging out

451
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 1: all the time. Kyle, when you were getting your hair brush,

452
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: remember you came back and you're like, dude, my mom

453
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: was like brushing my hair and it hurts so bad.

454
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: I hit her. Yeah, I punched. That's what I punched

455
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: my mother. Sorry, Mama, I did. I punched my mother.

456
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: She was combing through my hair and it was just

457
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,439
Speaker 1: punched her or you like pushed her away. I punched her.

458
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: How old were you were you when you were assaulting

459
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:45,719
Speaker 1: your mother, because you were a big kid, so you punching,

460
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 1: you punching your mom? Probably big check hands. I know

461
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: I was probably. I mean I was like eight or

462
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: nine and we played slugbug all the time, so it

463
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: was like punching is kind of like what we did, right,

464
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: but with your mom, Yeah, for sure is your mom.

465
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: The My mom was was like, yeah, you can punch

466
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: me in the shoulder, but like you have to be careful,

467
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: like be you know, don't try and hurt. But the

468
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: one time I tried to her, I was dad hitting you.

469
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: We're playing a game. It's called punch Bug. Slug Buggy,

470
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: slug bug Did you ever go to school and they're

471
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: like they have to talk with your mom because they're

472
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 1: like covered in bruises? Did your mom slug you back?

473
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: My mom did hit me back? Yeahs an year old? Yes,

474
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: she was. Yes, it was it was like a mutual

475
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: like kind of thing that we would do. She was

476
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: like tough and I was like, you know, ten or

477
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: eleven or something like that. But when she was combing

478
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: to mutual, when she was combing through my hair, I

479
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: hit her way too hard. You like this, It was

480
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: very wrong. Where did you hit her? Like the shoulder

481
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: on the shoulder, but you know how you can hit

482
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: like the rustle and then you can also hit the

483
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: bone and like the bone kind of hurts a little more.

484
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 1: I hit her on the bone and it's like I'm sorry, Mama,

485
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: but I didn't know. I didn't really know. You know,

486
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: it a reaction. Sorry mom? Where's my mom? I got

487
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: no mom in my headphones? Sorry mom. That's intense. Yeah,

488
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: but I love how she's like grooming you, getting lice

489
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: out of your hair as like a favor, as like

490
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 1: it wasn't like it wasn't like it was like out

491
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: of nowhere like she pulled your hair or something. This

492
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: was like she was doing something very kind for it

493
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: and taking care of you, and it just like a

494
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: knee jerk reaction to be like, mom, are we playing

495
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: the game. It's one of those things where it's like

496
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: it's funny until it's not. No. I get that, though.

497
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: It's sometimes when you're in pain, it's like a it's science.

498
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: It's like the dudes who jump out to people at

499
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: Halloween and then just get socked in the mouth. It's

500
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 1: funny until your mom calls us and asked me if

501
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: we will take this pod down right? I mean, she

502
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: had reconstructive surgery. She's fine. It's a game. Yeah, she

503
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: had to get a nose job. You got a new

504
00:26:53,320 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: nose out of it. Sometimes I feel like when when

505
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: those guys jump out at Halloween and guys just beat

506
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: the ship out of that person's birthday um on Ander's birthday. Uh.

507
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: I wonder if, like for sure, because I get like

508
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: punching someone, but then when they just like they get

509
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: so mad that they're scared that they have to just

510
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: continue to beat the ship out of that person. I

511
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: understand like the initial reaction of because I told you

512
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: guys about the time I assaulted a woman. Uh where

513
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: me and Chloe were at are I think I might

514
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: have told the story, but we were at like not

515
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: Scary Farm or No, We're at Haunted Horror Nights for

516
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: Universal and we're walking through one of those mazes. It

517
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,199
Speaker 1: was like really dark and there's just like it's kind

518
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: of strobe lights and she jumped out in front of me,

519
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: and she and she was I just got bah. She

520
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: was working at the the popcorn stand, no, and she

521
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: jumps out and I just sucked. I just did. I

522
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: did like a rabbit punch and punched her in the face.

523
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 1: And then I like went to consoler after I realized, like, oh,

524
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: I just hit a person because I was scared and

525
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: I just punched him. And then I went like I'm

526
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: so sorry and went like this and then just cupped

527
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: her titty. Yeah where is this going? And then I go,

528
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: I go, I'm so sorry, and then just like went

529
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: out to reach her to be like I'm so sorry.

530
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: And I didn't know it was a girl, you know,

531
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: she's she was like and then I filled this and

532
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: then I'm like, god, I'm sorry, and clues like what

533
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: the funk Adam, and he held her underwater by the vagina.

534
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: So you you hit her and then he sexually assaulted Yes,

535
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: I did she Christ Hey, this is important. This is

536
00:28:54,200 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: all allegedly into that Gary did that scary clown Adam.

537
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: Just he'll be apologizing at the end of the pot.

538
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: I did not he didn't mean to elbow you in

539
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: the face and then squeeze both here titties. And I

540
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: said it was a little rabbit punch and uh and

541
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: then I just had to give a honky home. It

542
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: was an accident, you know, accident. It's happened, guys. I'm

543
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: in Texas right now, and uh, as you could tell Houston.

544
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: We're in Houston. We have a problem, and uh my

545
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: dad is here. If you guys would like to say

546
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: a quick hello. Just our first guest on the podcast.

547
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: This is our first guest who first guest here. Well,

548
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: I'll let him talk for just just a few minutes,

549
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: because I'm a whore for this hot pub, you know,

550
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: and I gotta get I gotta get back to it.

551
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: But he does want to know why you guys haven't

552
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: reached out about his kids or diagnosis. Okay, here you go, Okay, Okay,

553
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: what do you want to hug and a kiss? Jee Hey, buddy,

554
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: it's right here. It's beaming Dennis Deep dude, legendary dad

555
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: on the pod. First guest ever. I would like it

556
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: no other way. How are you money, I'm good. I'm

557
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: good killing cancer one cell at a time. Yeah, hell yeah, dude,

558
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: hell yeah, fighting that good fight. Yeah. I mean we

559
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: heard your still ripping bongs and all that, and we're

560
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: in good spirits. Oh hell yeah. That's the kids didn't

561
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: believe me when they talked to the doctors and the

562
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: ozarks and they said, yeah, blaze away and uh. And

563
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: then we come here and so the best doctors in

564
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: the world say, ship you got it, smoke it, and

565
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: there's there's still one another opinion. That's the only opinion

566
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: that matters. Hell yeah, that's right, that's right. They said,

567
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: just don't make that's your first question. Yeah. How's uh,

568
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: how's how's Houston treating you? Are they? Are they doing

569
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: you right? And all that? Houston's good. What I saw

570
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: some baseball. It's all little basketball, that's right. So everything's good. Right,

571
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: So what's the deal you're doing chemo? Do you get

572
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: to like have local grub or are you on a

573
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: certain diet that they got you off for this. No.

574
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: In fact, they told me to uh eat everything, so

575
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: I did. I gained fifteen freaking pounds. Now we're talking.

576
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the only fat cancer survivor. That's the secret.

577
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: That's how you beat it, dude, Yeah, the dead cancer

578
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: da dude. Gosh, we're fucking rooting for you, brother, just like, well,

579
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: thanks man. Yeah. I really feel like it's an excuse

580
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: for for yeah dad to get his fat. I'm not

581
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 1: even convinced he has cancer because he keeps just like

582
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: he'll have like eight helpings of something and he's like

583
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: the doctor said, and uh now he's got He's got

584
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: some serious squeezeability there. Welcome to the party. They feel good. Yeah, buddy,

585
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: when you like go downstairs quickly in the shake, Oh yeah,

586
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: I love that feeling. Is Adam getting you any voice

587
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: over work with this new uh smoky tone, You've got? No, No,

588
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: he sounds cool as fuck. Talk to his agents. Yeah,

589
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to, you know what I mean? Can

590
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: you give a commercial for quiz nose or something real quick.

591
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: Dennis is the one who did the noise at the

592
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: end of every Workaholics episode. That was his voice. That's right,

593
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: this is the voice. Is it Hamm or is it

594
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: Adam doing an impression? No, we pulled Dennis back into

595
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: the room and he did it into the microphone a

596
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: couple of times. It was me, it was Dennis. Oh yeah,

597
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: well actually he brought up a good point now that

598
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: it's out there for for all the lawyers. I still

599
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: haven't got my check. Oh dang, yeah, we got you,

600
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: We got my check? Is still missing? Talk to your son? Yeah.

601
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: Adam always said it's a family discount. Adam, what's going

602
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: on here? Get your dad paid for sure? For sure?

603
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: So are you getting to spend quality time with with

604
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: the kids and everything, and it's like Penny out there

605
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: with you and everybody. You've got a good crew around. Yeah, everybody's.

606
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: Everybody's here, so that's nice. We're we're all just hanging

607
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: out doing our thing, smoking weed, smoking weed, just blazing

608
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: every day. Dennis the Houston we have a Problem shirt

609
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: is an all timer. Yeah. Yeah, I loved it. I

610
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: don't think the doctors found it very humorous. No, those

611
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: guys got Yeah, we gotta be serious. But when you

612
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: beat it, you gotta let cross that out we have

613
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: no problem, or we have a problem. We've ran out

614
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: of weed. Problems solved, Yeah, problem solved. Yeah. I like

615
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: the idea of you, like um, testing their their sense

616
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: of humor by doing like pranks on and stuff and

617
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: they're like, sure if you could just this is really

618
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: serious stuff. Dennis. Yeah, Yeah, there's there's nothing funny about cancer.

619
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: This is cancer, my man. So like put you pull

620
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: your arm up your sleeve and you're like, my arm

621
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: fell off last night, and you're like, wait, what I'm

622
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: working with you? Is this one of the side effects? Yeah,

623
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: but I do, man, I honestly, like you know, I've

624
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: had a lot of like experience with cancer in my family,

625
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: and I do believe that half the battle is just

626
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: keeping like that positive attitude and like really just you know,

627
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: being able to find those moments to laugh and just

628
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: be around family and just really you know, it's it's

629
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 1: half the battle for sure. So it's good to see

630
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: you here and smiling and everything. Man, you're good and great.

631
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: Good to see you guys. Good to see you smile.

632
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,959
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to come hang out. Yeah, we're gonna

633
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: have to come kick in the ozarks. Well that's for sure. Yeah, yeah,

634
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: that's really happening. That'll be a good time. We'll see

635
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: if we can smash jet skis and destroy boats. Okay,

636
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: hell yeah, that's what we're all about. I want to

637
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: go tubing like a nine year old. Yeah, that can

638
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: be painful, that would be fun. Toss me. I'm tim

639
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: hearing you. All right, Well, I've ever let you guys

640
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: get back to podcasting because that ship is important. Yeah, man,

641
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 1: thank you, Dennis. H stoked to have you as the

642
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: first and only guest on this is important. Much love Dennis,

643
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: much love, dude. Al Right, I love you, Dennis. I

644
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: love you, bro. Alright, we'll see you guys later. The man,

645
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: the wow, the legend, riveting hock content. Hey man, it

646
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: was just good to see him. You're right, I keep

647
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: getting all of my news through you. I never actually

648
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: went to the source to reach out to Dennis de man, right,

649
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: he was. He was playing it cool. He's a little

650
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: salty for a minute, but damn, h have you you

651
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: guys have never seen him without a goatee or you know, nude.

652
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: That was the first time. Yeah, he's a nude, dude.

653
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: It looks like a turtle. I'm a turtle. And how's

654
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: that out on the soundboard? Am I not enough? I

655
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: like Turtle? I like Turtles. Well, no, the from the no,

656
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: from the fucking what's it called? Movie? Pistachio disguisea Carvey

657
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: movie masters. Yeah, yeah, I gotta get that. Yes, you're

658
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: right that that will be here, man, that show. That

659
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: movie actually sucked. I love him, he's the funniest, but

660
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: that was the worst movie, was it? It was crazy

661
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: how funny he is? Um? And no one seemed to

662
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: write him something that great. Oh yeah, it's really really bad, dude. Yeah,

663
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: what were his other movies? Clean slate, good concept movie?

664
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: Kind of forgettable? He was like a detective who every

665
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: morning he forgot everything. Check it out. Yeah maybe if

666
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: like Joachin did that to be a slam dog. Yeah,

667
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: for sure, Joakin is going to knock that one out

668
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,720
Speaker 1: of the paucause. You didn't believe that he didn't remember stuff.

669
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: You're like, this guy remember stuff. I can tell. I

670
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 1: think it was more like there was like a love

671
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: story and like, I don't know, I just never see

672
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: like Dana Carvey as a romantic not sexual. Yeah, and

673
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: there's just tons of weird sex scenes in just like

674
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: banging constantly. We are We've already talked about Ace Venture.

675
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: How Jim Carrey was definitely like and as silly as

676
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: this guy is. He foks like a champ, Like he

677
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 1: really rails this woman while animals watch. It's a disgusting

678
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: an He gets a blowjob in the first ten minutes

679
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: of the movie, and they're like, yeah, okay, I would

680
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: he though he's kind of a buffoon. Yeah, I know,

681
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: but he can. He can fucking lay pipe though, but

682
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: he for sure throws it down. Uh, it's funny get

683
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 1: it because he wouldn't be able to, So it's funny. Well,

684
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: sure are friendly around here. Crazy, I know, there's weird

685
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 1: jokes about it. He's just getting laid constantly. So cool. Yeah,

686
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: Like it's that funny and I'm ten years old, just going, yeah,

687
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: this is how people behave, that's how it works. That's

688
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: how I have to act. I gotta check the writing credits.

689
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: I have a feeling he may have been in the

690
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: writer's room saddle bags. Well that's uh, that's why I

691
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: did Ace Venture Impressions for for five years in a

692
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: row after that movie came out, really did infest. I

693
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: was like, girls like guys that act like this, somebody

694
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: stopped me. Okay, will you go to the dance with me? Alrighty?

695
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: Then uh is that a yes? Chuck? Your number still

696
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: nine one. A buddy of mine had to go to

697
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: rehab because he's, oh yeah, this is great. The parents

698
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: sent him to rehab because he wouldn't stop doing Ace

699
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: Fincher Jim Carey impressions like that was the addiction. He

700
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: that's all he talked like for two years straight. Yeah,

701
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: that they sent him to rehab to like count stop

702
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: the cycle. That would be such a cool, strange addictions episode. Yeah,

703
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: he was, he was addicted. It was my buddy Kevin Hart.

704
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: I'll shut him out. Oh god, that's great. And I

705
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 1: feel for him because it was it just it worked

706
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 1: its way into you on like an old school level

707
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 1: or like Anchorman. Yeah, it's science and if you're ten

708
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: and you're just running around quoting that movie like Glove

709
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: La Glaw. Yeah, I really wanted to get the kind

710
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: of pansy war he were like those like red and

711
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: black stripe pants. I'm like, I've got a dressed just

712
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: like a Centuria because this dude is getting made. I

713
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: think I had your bows that looked like that. Well

714
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: that's that was because it was pre internet and pre

715
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: like memes and gifts and and all that ship, so

716
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: like that was the social currency of the time, like

717
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: knowing the quotes and if you said style kick, if

718
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: you said it, people are gonna laugh, like you didn't

719
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: need your own joke. They're little footballs. It's it's very

720
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: much like how kids today. We'll just rehash a meme

721
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: and be like that's funny, right, and other kids laugh

722
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: and they're like, I'm killing it, yes, Satan. Everybody's just

723
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: acting like King Datch. Hey, do your kids uh like

724
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 1: and subscribe? Do they say like and subscribe? Like walking

725
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: around like after they say, oh, dude, that's funny, they

726
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 1: just as a little thing go yeah. Like a buddy

727
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 1: of mine always posts like with his little nieces and nephews,

728
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: and they're always they always will like say a thing

729
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: and at the end of it be like like and subscribe,

730
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: as if it's on YouTube, and you're just like, oh,

731
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: those kids are watching way too much YouTube. Yeah, that

732
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: should be a sign that maybe they get off the

733
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: iPad for just a little bit. Do you guys have

734
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: like iPad? I love that it's this episode's kind of

735
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: just become like a parenting tutorial. Well, Father's Days coming up,

736
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: it's a dad theme, for sure, it's a dad theme.

737
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: I mean, we had one of the most legendary dad's

738
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: on the pod, Dennis d Baby put him up there,

739
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: and could you guys tell that his voice is funked up?

740
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 1: Or does it? It sounds a little funked up right? Yeah?

741
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: I was saying, you need to get him some voice

742
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: over work. Yeah, he does sound cool as so I

743
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: tried to get a commercial out of him real quick

744
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: and he didn't. Yeah. First I'm like, why is Dennis

745
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: using his sexy voice on us? And you're trying to us?

746
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, yeah, Dennis is trying to fuck

747
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: you guys that sexy voice. As far as the divines go,

748
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: if he punches you and squeezes your titty, then you

749
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: know he's trying to Look. Look, you guys didn't scare

750
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: that man. Us divines, we get a horny when we

751
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: get scared. Thank you, Thank you God. So I actually

752
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 1: went on an adventure last night. Um, for my first

753
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 1: time ever, I went to a drag show. Have you

754
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: guys ever been to a drag show before? I think so? Yeah,

755
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: I have one time I did like a drag in Atlanta.

756
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: I might have been the same place. It was a

757
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: drag breakfast place. Okay, it was like a drag brunch

758
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: and we win eight eggs rancheros and watched these drag

759
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: queens put on a put on a showy dawn damn

760
00:41:54,560 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: Atlanta school. Like that man that I went of one

761
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: back in the day. This dude who was in Second

762
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: City with me and Adam. I think he was in

763
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: my class before I jumped over to your class. He

764
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: did drag and I went to his show and it

765
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: was it was awesome. It was intense, Oh dude, it was.

766
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: It was very cool. I had a great time. What

767
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: was the theme? There wasn't a theme. It's usually like

768
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: you know, lots of Britney spears, the theme is that

769
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: they are men dressed up as women. That's the thing. Yeah.

770
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: Oh well there was a drag king as well. But

771
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 1: there's other there's there's theme ones. Though. There's like there's

772
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: like the famous Golden Girls where they just re enact

773
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: episodes here and right right a Mexican restaurant. This one

774
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: was a little like kind of like underground and like

775
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: seemed like, you know, It's kind of like this was

776
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: the first time the dude had hosted it, but he'd

777
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: been doing it for like ten years. But I could

778
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: see where it could get very big. I mean it

779
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: was big. It was grand for how small it was,

780
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: but I could see where it could go off like

781
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: Vegas style. I bet those drag shows are insane and

782
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: everybody is having so much fun. This is what I'm

783
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: getting from you talking about this. You want to do

784
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: drag when we do the live show, we do this

785
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: is important. The guys do drag, and we will come

786
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: out dressed as women, uh and put on a fun show. Well,

787
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: this was the thing. I'm like, I I go in there, right,

788
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: I'm I go down the stairs, and while I'm walking

789
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: down the stairs for um, you know, four guys asked

790
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: me like, hey, will you take our picture in the stairwell,

791
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, for sure, for sure, of course

792
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: I take the picture. I'm handing the phone back and

793
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: the guy's like, wait, are you blake from Workaholics. I'm

794
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, i am. I'm actually here.

795
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I'm filming something here in Atlanta. And

796
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, yeah, I could tell because you have

797
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: makeup on your face and I'm like, no, no, I

798
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: don't have any makeup on. He's like, oh, yeah, you

799
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: you do have makeup covered in makeup and litter and

800
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: you're wearing lipstick though, yeah, And I'm like, no, I'm

801
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 1: not wearing any makeup. We actually haven't started filming yet,

802
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, okay, so you're here alone. I'm

803
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 1: like no, Mike asked is right over there. He's like, hey,

804
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: don't worry about it, dude, I'll keep it on the

805
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: d L. I'm like, you don't have to keep it

806
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: on the d L. Yeah. I feel like this is

807
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: his running bit with everybody he runs into. He assumes

808
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,720
Speaker 1: our nose from the internet is straight, and it's just like, okay,

809
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: you're gay. I got your secret right here. All good.

810
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: It was so weird, So I go over to the

811
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: other cast members awoke. I'm like this dude just told

812
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: me that I'm wearing makeup. What's going on? And they're like, dude,

813
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: you look fucking insane. The whole place is like lit

814
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: with black lights, and I guess the moisturizer I use

815
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: has SPF in it, and it was picking up with

816
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 1: the black light, so my face looked like it was glowing,

817
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: like I was wearing glowing white face, or like I

818
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: was like one of the Neon gang members from Batman Forever,

819
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: if you get that reference. It was like I looked sane.

820
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: I looked absolutely like a background actor from Belly exactly.

821
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: I thought you were saying, like, like one of these

822
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: guys got a little too close and like you rub

823
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: your face against his butt cheek or something and got

824
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: some butt cheek makeup on your face or something. That's

825
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: where I thought it was going. Those are my favorite pictures.

826
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: Were like at a club, like a black dude will

827
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: have been dancing with a white girl with like crazy

828
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: makeup on her face and when he comes away, it's

829
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: like on his neck. Yeah, like dude. But Lamarne took

830
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: a video of me. You guys have to see it

831
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: because I look so crazy. I was so lucky that

832
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: it wasn't just like a club club and it was

833
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: like drag night because people go all out and like

834
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: they show up in wild As Ship, like they'll just

835
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: have fucking just stumble leathers. So people just thought like, oh,

836
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: look at look at him. He just just said to

837
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: put on some some fun white face and that's not

838
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,959
Speaker 1: racist because he is white. That didn't do anything else,

839
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: but did that. Didn't weird that he did that and

840
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: he wore that fun wig. They're like, he's here on

841
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: the d L. He's here on the d L, but

842
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: he completely like makeup, did himself out. I wonder if

843
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 1: he's getting on stage. I think it's a nice a

844
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: little shout out though, for everyone out there who uses

845
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: moisturizer like Blake does that you're clear from from black

846
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: lights because apparently you'll glow you use moisturizerround your face.

847
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: Do you have a routine or no? Yeah? Well, I

848
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: mean as a Californian, you gotta put on some SPF. Dude,

849
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: we get hit by that sun. You're gonna get like

850
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: skin cancer on your face. I'm just getting these cool

851
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: spots around my eyes from my fucking doggas it swim practice,

852
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm getting a sun spot. I've got a

853
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: sun spot right there. Man. That's like some old people ship.

854
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,959
Speaker 1: I did not think I was gonna And I'm pretty

855
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: good about wearing sunscreen because I go in the sun

856
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: a lot. Let's go get them lazered off together at him?

857
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: Is that how you do it, Do you get it?

858
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:50,760
Speaker 1: Do you get lace? Okay? If it's if it's that easy,

859
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: then hell yeah, I'll get all the zapped. I'll never

860
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: wear sunscreen again and just and just get his zapped

861
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: every time. Is that okay? Science? Does that say? I

862
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: would say, maybe get him, get him looked at. I

863
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,280
Speaker 1: don't know. I just don't think any kind of spots

864
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: on your body are necessary. Just give me an exact

865
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: or I'll take care of you. Man. Yeah, let's let's

866
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: just dig in there. That doesn't Well, we're here in Houston.

867
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: I could just go with my pops and get it

868
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 1: checked out at M d Anderson shout out MD Innerson Hospital.

869
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: Like any relation there, I got to look into that.

870
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: That would be really cool. If I came from really

871
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 1: smart doctors. I'm gonna say, no, nobody in my family

872
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: is a smart doctor. Yeah, because I feel like I

873
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: would have got some of the trickle down knowledge. And

874
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty dumb guy. Like no, no I am,

875
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: even though when I when I alright down it. Yeah.

876
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: The way I know I'm a dumb person is because

877
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: if I meet someone dumber than me, and it's very

878
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: rare that it happens it really sticks out in my mind.

879
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, you must be dumb as fun, right

880
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: right right right, Like that actually happened when I got

881
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: here in Atlanta. Like the person who was kind of

882
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:09,439
Speaker 1: working the front desk of this place was blow them up. Dude,

883
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna be Blake. You're gonna be staying in this

884
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: hotel for like two months, Bud, what are you doing?

885
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: This guy's for sure listening. I don't give him. So

886
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: the person that worked there was super smart, but this

887
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: other guy that was there randomly go ahead, Yeah, this

888
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: this guy's listening. He's like the big band. I'm a

889
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: big fan of Blake. I'm gonna listen to this podcast.

890
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: I literally know what room you're in. I know he's

891
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 1: gonna sucking put pinworms in your toilet. Well, I'm just saying, dude,

892
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: as a front desk concierge, there are just a few

893
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: things you got to know. I literally asked, like where

894
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: is what floor is the garage on? Or how do

895
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: I get to the parking garage? And they're like, I

896
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: don't know, think maybe second floor. And I'm like, but

897
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: it could be three or four too, And I'm like okay, okay,

898
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: you work here, right, huh? And then I checked and

899
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: it was. And then I came back down like immediately after,

900
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey, you were right, and they're like

901
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: what I'm like, second floor has no idea who you are? Okay? Yeah,

902
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: like just guys talking at me. I'm right about what

903
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: You're right. Uh. That is weird because we're I mean,

904
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: we're all definitely dumb in our own ways. I wouldn't

905
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: say we're dumb people, like in general and in a

906
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: grand scheme of life, I wouldn't say any of us

907
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: are actually dumb people, but we're definitely dumb in our

908
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: own specific certain ways. Yeah. Do you think we're smart

909
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 1: with our powers combined? The four of us? Do you

910
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: think we're smarter like our our smart powers combined are

911
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: smarter than our dumb powers combined are dumb? Like? Are

912
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: we collectively stupider than we are smart? Um? Yes? That?

913
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: Or do you guys even understand what I'm saying? I do?

914
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: I don't get it. No, I think, uh, goodbye. I

915
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: think the reason that we work together as a group

916
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: so well is that we're all Uh, the deficiencies we're

917
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: good at outweighs our deficiencies and you're you're smart at

918
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: the thing I'm done at, and I'm smart at the

919
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,879
Speaker 1: thing that you guys are done at. Vice versa. Well

920
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: said like, I'll be like, guys, what time is it?

921
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: You'll tell me and yeah, well we're able to it.

922
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: Will say, uh, yeah, we're able to tell time. That's

923
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: that's the only leg up I have under. But the

924
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 1: four of us combine, we can tell you the time,

925
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: the month, and the day of the week. But it

926
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: takes a lot of work. I don't know, no, I

927
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 1: would think. I think the magic of us is how

928
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: collectively stupid we are. That's why I love us, guys.

929
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: Come on, Yeah, well for sure, that is a reason.

930
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: But the reason that we work together and that we've

931
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: been able to actually um have a career and have

932
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: careers together as a unit is that we're managers and agents.

933
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: We have people pushing us to start podcasts and true,

934
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: and we're really sexy. And yeah, I will say that

935
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: we're so sexy. That is true. Washboard abs Hot, Hot

936
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: Hot Hot. We've gotten so sexy with age too. With age, yeah,

937
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: we've stayed young looking guys. We've talked. I know we

938
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: talked about this, but I'm gonna just circle back to this. Well,

939
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: we kept our hair, skin looks great. We're getting a

940
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: couple of spots, but hey, we're pushing forward. We're getting

941
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: a few spots. Hey, we're gonna laser those bitches off.

942
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I'm like, I am surprised that you don't

943
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: have like sun spots or way more wrinkly because you

944
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: used to sit in the sun all day long, and

945
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: like that was your goal is to see how dark

946
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: you would get. Right, we would have the like tan

947
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: off and I would never wear any sort of sunscreen.

948
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: But there wasn't much of a tan off. It was

949
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: the rest of us would go about our lives and

950
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: then job, Yeah, you would actively sit by the pool,

951
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: which the rest of us weren't doing, and you would

952
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: sit there all day long, being like the tan off

953
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: has begun, and we're like we're not really doing it.

954
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: I mean, at the end, boys looking a little a

955
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: little dusty out there. Man, you can buy that pool

956
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: tan off. The tan off is happening. Meanwhile, he didn't

957
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 1: sign up for this tan off at all. We're like,

958
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I guess uh oh, yeah, you're gonna go

959
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: out on a lunch day with a girl. That's cool,

960
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: tan Off. Though you're going to watch a movie indoors

961
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: in the summer. That's not good for the tan Off though.

962
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: I'll be here by myself getting Tanya. Oh yeah, Adam,

963
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 1: what you booked a show? You're in a commercial. I'll

964
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: be off. Sorry, I'll be here reading another X Men book. Sorry, Adam,

965
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 1: I'm too busy, Tanning. I'll be right here, Tanning. Okay,

966
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: I'll be with these squirrels and birds. Tanning. I never

967
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: really had freckles or anything. And it was like the

968
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: last two summers of being in Orange County by the

969
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: beach and just being in the sun all the time,

970
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, my my skin was like, Oh,

971
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: you don't fucked up. Boy, you don't fucked up. I'm

972
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna have a freckles all over, You're gonna

973
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: have a weird sun spot. You're we're making you look

974
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 1: all old as hell. Chloe's like being passive aggressive. She's

975
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 1: like giving me like two face lotions and being like,

976
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, just to keep your skin healthy. Here

977
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: you go put this on your face at night, And

978
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do you think I look old? No? No,

979
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: I don't she's been putting it on when you're sleeping,

980
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: though I don't. I don't think she's Like I was

981
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: told not to wear reflective sunglasses because the sun hits

982
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: the like mirrored part and then it just blasts onto

983
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: your skin like tenfold or something. It just doubles down. Well,

984
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's what it is, because it's right

985
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 1: underwear like a sunglass would would kick it. Maybe it's

986
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: it's shooting down because I was wearing mirrored goggles swimming

987
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: outdoors and it was just like because you have to

988
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: for for backstroke. Everyone out there knows this, and it

989
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: was just destroying my chief. Everyone knows. Come on common knowledge. Hey,

990
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: don't act like you don't know. Uh. Der's I gotta

991
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: pool the house I'm renting in Charleston because I'm there

992
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: normally shooting the right just Gemstones, and I have a

993
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: pool at this house, which I've never I haven't had

994
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: a pool in a long time since I lived with Blake,

995
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: where he would sit out by the pool and get

996
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: uh and do his tanning uh. And you wouldn't watch him,

997
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: I won, you would not just be looking out the

998
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: window at him. I didn't take we didn't take enough

999
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: advantage of that lap pool. We had a lap pool

1000
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 1: at the Workaholics house where we lived, and there was

1001
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: an awesome lappool back there, and I like, the first

1002
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: year we lived there, I went in it probably five

1003
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: or six times, and then the next year or two times,

1004
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: and then the years after that, I never went in

1005
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: that pool like ever. It became your garbage. Well one,

1006
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: it was disgusting. There was there was truly just like

1007
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 1: snakes and frogs and reptiles living inside of it. But

1008
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: this pool is very nice. I'm going to get one

1009
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: of those. I'm gonna get one of those leashes. Do

1010
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: you funk with them? Leashes? But like swim leashes. I

1011
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: have a leash. I have a leash, and it's it's okay,

1012
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,240
Speaker 1: it's weird what I got because my pool it's probably

1013
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: only like I mean, not only it's great, it's like

1014
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 1: fort long probably, which oh my god only know. But

1015
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: like as far as like a swimmer who was looking

1016
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: for a legit workout, you want at least twenty five

1017
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 1: yards fifty would be great. So I bought this drag suit,

1018
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: which is like a but but you can't have that

1019
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 1: in your backyard, right, no, no, no, that'd be crazy.

1020
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: But some people have yards, which is like legit, um.

1021
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: But like I bought this drag suit that has these

1022
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: pockets on it that like, um, kind of like parachute

1023
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: out right, and so you swim super slow, so it

1024
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: takes me more strokes to get across. But then I

1025
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: just also started swimming again at the Rose Bowl and uh,

1026
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: it's this way better. Yeah, but I get so you're

1027
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 1: saying I shouldn't because those leashes are kind of expensive.

1028
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: I was like all in, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna

1029
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: spending like five hundred bucks on like all this ship. Yeah.

1030
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 1: I got some Yeah, I got some links and there

1031
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: it's like five bucks. Send me what you're talking about,

1032
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: because I want to see what you're talking about. But

1033
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: you can get stuff for like a hundred dollars. Tops

1034
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: where you have a belt and like a bungee corp

1035
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 1: that you tie to something. Oh you know Dane Cook.

1036
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: He he wait, this is I like this strapping? Well

1037
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: now it's because Dane Cook hit me up when I

1038
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: was cycling all the time and I still but he

1039
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: was hitting me up at the beginning of Quarantine when

1040
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: I was like talking about my bike and living in

1041
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,919
Speaker 1: a real cycle lifestyle. And he was like, yo, dude,

1042
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm into cycling too. If you're ever in Hollywood, we

1043
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: should go right and together. I'm like, okay, never was,

1044
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: never did uh? And then like a few months after that,

1045
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: he goes, hey, I'm off that cycling ship. I found

1046
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: My new ship is swimming, and he's like, if you

1047
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: have a pool, it's a hell of a workout. You

1048
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: should get a leash and go swimming. And I'm like,

1049
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't have a pool, but now I have a pool,

1050
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 1: and I hit him up. I'm like, hey, what's up

1051
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: with those swim leashes? And then he sent me all

1052
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: the ship that he is and it's like five, I know,

1053
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: Dane's just richest fuck so right he but he got swindled.

1054
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: Here's I guess what I could recommend to you is

1055
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 1: doing like interval ship, were like you push off and

1056
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: you go all out for like twenties seconds and then

1057
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 1: go back to the wall, rest for a minute and

1058
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: do that like a bunch of times. But as far

1059
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: as like casually swimming in place on a leash, it

1060
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: really to me sucks. But if you want to, like,

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00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: if you want to swim all out and see how

1062
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: far you can kind of pull the stretch cord. That's

1063
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: kind of fun. Um. But yeah, swimming in place casually

1064
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: for like ten minutes or whatever, you feel insane. Like

1065
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: imagine imagine being like tied to a tree with a

1066
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: belt on and you're and you're running in place. You know,

1067
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: it's like weird. That sounds terrible. So you're saying, but

1068
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: like I guess a thing that would be like a

1069
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: stationary bike is pretty legit. But you're saying, swimming in

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00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: the water, swimming, swimming and actually going across a pool

1071
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: is great. So if you have a big enough pool,

1072
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: it's great. But I had the thing that blew the

1073
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: water at you, and that was okay, it was all right.

1074
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 1: So it was like swimming in a river. Now we

1075
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 1: do just kind of swim in place because it's blowing

1076
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: water at you, which I do all the time. So

1077
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 1: on this on this podcast, we really covered everything. We

1078
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: covered our you know, how our skin is, aging, worms

1079
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: and poops. My dad got on here. You guys got

1080
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: to see Big Dennis d the Hairless Hero. And now

1081
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: we we talked about our fitness routines in the pool. Guys,

1082
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: we did it all on this guy's Olympic Trials. I

1083
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: think it starts tomorrow. God in Omaha, Adam, I always

1084
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: wanted to go to Omaha for trials and and fucking

1085
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: see your old stopping grounds. But thank you God, one

1086
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: day we'll get there. We'll get there one day. Then

1087
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: then and when do they do that? Then Olympic Trials?

1088
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: Next time? Is that three years from now? They do

1089
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 1: it again? Yeah? And what's good about that one? It'll

1090
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: be in four years and I'm gonna qualify. I'm gonna

1091
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: as a swimmer. That would be so tied different. Would

1092
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 1: you be the oldest swimmer to qualify? I don't know.

1093
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 1: Derra Torres was forty one. I think it would swims

1094
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: at the ready if y'all don't know Barra Torres to

1095
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 1: get with it. Anthony Irvin was mid thirties when he

1096
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: you know where our knowledge stops and stops with Simon,

1097
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: my favorite swimmer, Simon. Uh and take back apologies, um,

1098
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 1: epic slams. I'd like to epic slam Kyle, who's not

1099
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: on the pod today. What the at least he really

1100
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: just dropped out. You know what it was is he

1101
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 1: he had poor internet and then instead of trying to

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00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: get back on. He goes and uh, yeah, yeah, and

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00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: it makes sense. I didn't miss him too. I did

1104
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: miss him. I really missed him. I bet he had

1105
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 1: a ton of really fun stories about salads and other

1106
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 1: things that you're gonna say. I bet he had lights.

1107
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 1: I bet he had he had to go check his hair.

1108
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 1: He was itchy, and he was like, actually, uh wait

1109
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: a minute, mom, mom. He did go out with a

1110
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: good one though. He's like, I punched my mom, And

1111
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 1: are you so if? Like, wow, all right, well punched

1112
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: his mom. Yeah. Can I do an apology? Let me

1113
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: do an apology to everyone who I privately, not publicly,

1114
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: but privately thought were gross disgusting families when their kids

1115
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: got pen worm. Um. Now I know I'm part of

1116
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: a gross disgusting family. Absolutely, as soon as my kids

1117
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: are free of worms. Back to judging of the families.

1118
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: Good the cause of diarrhea, good for you, good growing

1119
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 1: as truth. And I'm judging, admittedly, I am judging you

1120
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 1: and Emma and just how you're raising those children to

1121
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: get worms right now? We're not raising them. I don't

1122
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: know where they are not raising them. Yeah, those children

1123
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 1: are wolves, human wolves out in the wilderness, just obviously

1124
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: eating garbage and getting worms. The little one does howl

1125
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: a lot at what he calls kyotees. He's like yote

1126
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: little dukie, inspect that's how that boy got warm arms

1127
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 1: wild man. And then I have a spray bottle and

1128
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: I just spray him in the face. Yeah, they don't

1129
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: like that. I'd like to a big shout out to

1130
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: to Dennis d who's just sitting over there looking at

1131
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: Instagram right now, forgetting on the podcast. First guest. Yeah,

1132
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: first guest ever, first and last. Yeah, we're done with that.

1133
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 1: Unless Denzel Washington does want to get on the concern

1134
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 1: to comparing that he does, Yeah, I feel like that

1135
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 1: would be fun to talk to him. He'd probably have

1136
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: some knowledge. Anybody with a den in their name gets

1137
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: on the pod, okay, Denzel, Dennis divine. Any woman named Denise.

1138
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 1: Denise is a strong name. Not a lot of Denise's anymore.

1139
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: I feel like there's no it's no Simon, but I'm

1140
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: with you, it's no Simon, need de nieces. This is

1141
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: a baby named Denise, like anywhere born this year. I

1142
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: feel like that name, like Tiffany. Yeah, I think I

1143
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 1: think that name kind of came and went, I feel

1144
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 1: like if we do the uh this is important drag

1145
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: show live, which I think it'd be fun. I think

1146
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: it's a good pitch. Uh. I'll bring my dad out

1147
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 1: as Denise and full heels, full six and chields the

1148
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 1: whole thing that he's shaking his head. Hell yeah, he's

1149
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: an wig. Have you guys dressed as a woman before?

1150
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever dressed as a woman? I did

1151
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 1: for Halloween one time? Yeah? Yeah, I think I did

1152
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 1: for Halloween in high school or something. I did it

1153
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: for t k's pilot. You guys remember that, right? You

1154
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: looked terrifying. That's right, Yeah, you were scary looking broad.

1155
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 1: I got a post and pick. Yeah, you gotta post

1156
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: those pigs because I bet some guys out there want

1157
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: to get this. No, a buddy of mine, listen to

1158
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: a buddy of mine brother, Um racist, So a buddy

1159
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 1: of mine's brother, full blown racist guy huge, um, whatever

1160
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 1: the funk that boxer's name is. And so he got

1161
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 1: a huge Jake Paul fan. And so he just had

1162
01:02:56,320 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 1: an affair with a black girl. And how and he

1163
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 1: how they found out was the they sent he sent

1164
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: the black girl photos and the kid was looking at

1165
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: the iPad and all of a sudden the photos came

1166
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: up on the iPad and took it to the mom.

1167
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: Those those photos are him and full on cross dressing.

1168
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: He was like, a full on drag. How crazy is that?

1169
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: And that's why he's racist. He's sending this out to

1170
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 1: a black Now, he was racist just as a person,

1171
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 1: but then and then he was dating a black girl,

1172
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 1: so then he was like, see, I'm not racist, and

1173
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: we're all like, yeah, but you're you were pretty racist though.

1174
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 1: How crazy is that? There's like that just goes to

1175
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: show like how many weird layers and there are people

1176
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 1: and how many anytime like someone is that it leans

1177
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: too hard one direction, you're like, oh, something else is

1178
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: behind that. When you when you hate something so much

1179
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: that you're there's something else happening that you hate yourself,

1180
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 1: you hate yourself. That being said, I don't I want

1181
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: to clear this up. I don't hate Kyle. Kyle. I

1182
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 1: don't hate hate, hate hate him, but like you know,

1183
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 1: you want to be him. I want to be inside

1184
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: you want to Kyle. Take that back. I don't want

1185
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: to be inside Kyle only because I might get dick lies. Yeah,

1186
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: ship you didn't pull that one out at all. No.

1187
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: I got a lot of A A T L sleepers.

1188
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be here for a while, So do

1189
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 1: you want to do that one one more time for me?

1190
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, sure do do Do twenty year olds know

1191
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 1: that song, the Yingang Twins Whisper song? I would hope so, well, yeah,

1192
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: that one, Yeah, I would think so, because when they

1193
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 1: were like ten years old, that was like the naughty song.

1194
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 1: That was like, oh boy, dang, that song. That's naughty.

1195
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: I shouldn't hear that. That songs from like two thousand

1196
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 1: one right now? It's not, no, it was it was

1197
01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: too that's from college. It was two thousand. We were

1198
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: talking about that way till you see what year this

1199
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 1: is from two thousand six. That's two thousand six, right,

1200
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: I think I would say it's before two thousand three.

1201
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't know Whisper song, and then I will apologize

1202
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: if I'm wrong. All right, let's we're looking at okbody.

1203
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 1: I feel like I was in college, so these kids

1204
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: would be like one or two. Kyle would have known

1205
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: that year was two thousand five. Well done, but so Durst.

1206
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 1: But they wouldn't have been ten. Yeah, But I apologize,

1207
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 1: but they wouldn't have been That's all I wanted to hear.

1208
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 1: All I wanted to hear was an apology. They would

1209
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 1: have been four years old. So my point is it's

1210
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 1: not a song that they were like running around two

1211
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 1: in junior high and I'm wondering if they know it.

1212
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: So kids out there slide in the d m s

1213
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 1: whether or not you know the whispers slide in the

1214
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: d M. We wanted all our listeners like and subscribe

1215
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 1: our podcast. It's likely helpful. Yeah, has anyone out there

1216
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 1: subscribe Sliding or d MS? Let us know if you

1217
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 1: subscribed or liked the podcast. This is important and it

1218
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: was God. I should get more voice over gigs gisser this.

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Speaker 1: Bye bitch