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Speaker 1: you can endure fifty to sixty straight minutes of us.

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Speaker 1: You got my yeah, you got true and the people

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Speaker 1: us enough to comment. I come on, we got some

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Speaker 1: comments coming up. But first, just no, it's a brand

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Speaker 1: new show, new laser stories, new Loser line eight, lots

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Speaker 1: of fun about to start. But first those comments lot

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Speaker 1: yes one said, Hey, guys, I'm Amanda from Brazil and

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Speaker 1: I heard the show for the first time about two

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Speaker 1: weeks ago, and I'm obsessed with you guys.

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Speaker 2: Brazil.

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Speaker 1: I probably am too, like out of all the countries

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Speaker 1: and the most beautiful way, Like, what is happening? Man,

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Speaker 1: I think we're going to con visit you? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's get this show started.

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Speaker 2: If you're like Brook, you're constantly asked king yourself, how

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Speaker 2: can I incorporate more processed meats.

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Speaker 3: Into my life?

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffery in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: I am a fan of baloney. Yes, my mom used

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Speaker 1: to fry it for us.

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Speaker 4: Good.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're in luck because the hot new trend in

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Speaker 2: the backyard barbecue world happening right now is hot dog towers.

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Speaker 5: Towers a popular.

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Speaker 2: News site just to destroy and how restaurants are doing

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Speaker 2: them instead of seafood towers.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a Jenga game, but with hot dogs.

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Speaker 2: The thing is people want to eat fancy, but seafood

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Speaker 2: is way too expensive. Tiers are crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't get them.

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Speaker 2: Because of that, especially with times being tough. So instead

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Speaker 2: they're subbing out the shrimp and crab and lobster for

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Speaker 2: wieners and cheese fries. I'm showing a picture to my

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Speaker 2: coast right now. We'll have it up on the brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffery in the stories if you want to get

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Speaker 2: the dips.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is way fancier than I expected the act.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was just a pile of wieners. It's

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Speaker 1: like hot dogs in buns.

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Speaker 2: Basically, you use one of those multi level serving platters

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Speaker 2: and you just put different types of hot dogs on each.

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Speaker 2: You can do all three levels different dogs, or you

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Speaker 2: can do it like the picture and have one level

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Speaker 2: for condiments.

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Speaker 1: Anything that has that many dipping sauces is where my

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Speaker 2: I mean, Alexis, how impressed are you gonna be when

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Speaker 2: you go to one of your friends ten different weddings

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Speaker 2: this summer and you see hot dog towers everything?

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Speaker 1: Don't for sure me the best meal I've ever had

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Speaker 4: Yeah, remember they get a little mini corn dogs two

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Speaker 1: Get the chicken steak. Everyone does that.

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Speaker 3: No, we get it, you're rich.

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Speaker 2: No wrong answers with this, But if you really want

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Speaker 2: some premium meat with tender buns, you gotta talk to

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Speaker 2: digital Jake Dollar.

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Speaker 5: Question of the day.

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Speaker 2: Then that's what we do here here, let's demonstrate. Go ahead.

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Speaker 5: You all may have heard the name Secretariat.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: He's widely regarded as one of the greatest race horses

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Speaker 1: He's a Disney movie named after him, too.

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Speaker 5: About your believe that was Sea Biscuit?

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Speaker 5: Back in April of nineteen seventy three, Secretariat won race

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Speaker 5: G string.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right behind whale tail. So in honor of this

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Speaker 3: Was he wearing a G string?

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Speaker 5: I'll never tell?

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Speaker 5: ne Orna tlenty of twenty. All right, remember you say

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Speaker 1: This is Alexis's chance to redeem her names.

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Speaker 5: Of course, we'll start with the woman who I will

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Speaker 1: Okay, nay, better, it was better.

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Speaker 3: We're going to do a third and fourth of these.

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Speaker 5: I'm Alexis, have about a number four, Alexis, Your racehorse

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Speaker 1: Is that ane or nay?

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Speaker 3: I wonder if he was like a really big fat boy,

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Speaker 1: Garth Brooks was what the bullies called him in junior

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Speaker 2: Gave I don't never mind you were thinking. I was

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Speaker 5: Be it's nay, there you go. Oh, Alexis said, that's

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Speaker 5: a real horse. There are other things named girth Brooks.

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Speaker 5: Do not look them up on your work, Dad.

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Speaker 1: I was about to buy a horse.

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Speaker 2: Brook.

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Speaker 5: It's your turn. Fours off the board, all right, give

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Speaker 5: me three. That's good, Brook. Please take this seriously.

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Speaker 5: Your racehorse name is Fatty Lumpkin. He's named after a

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Speaker 5: pony from Lord of the Rings Fatty Lumpkin Race in Australia.

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Speaker 5: He once finished dead last, but the entire crowd was

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Speaker 5: chanting fatty.

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Speaker 3: Fatty A fat horses sound so cute?

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Speaker 5: Is that a nae or a nae?

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Speaker 1: here's my thing? Does Jake know enough Lord of the Rings.

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Speaker 1: To make that up off of a deep reference.

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Speaker 5: I have the Internet. You guys think I don't have internet.

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Speaker 3: You don't do anything at your desk, right.

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Speaker 2: You just the image of an entire crowd of people

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Speaker 2: chanting fati fati Like that sounds fun.

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Speaker 5: That's not a real horse, fat, real horse, fatty exactly.

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Speaker 5: Jose three and four off the board. All right, let's

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Speaker 5: go six for six.

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Speaker 2: Jose.

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Speaker 5: Your race horse name is Kevin. Just Kevin, no, nothing

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Speaker 5: more than Kevin. He won the two thousand and nine

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Speaker 3: Also, he got like the default dub.

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Speaker 1: Dude, my best friend's cat was named Kevin, like a

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Speaker 4: Me like this, Jeff, we all agree that like normal

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Speaker 4: human names for animals is so it's so fine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't they have to keep naming these horses really

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Speaker 2: creative things? Because you can't name a horse the same

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Speaker 2: two thousand and nine, wouldn't Kevin have been taken like

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Speaker 2: in the nineteen forties.

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Speaker 1: I think it's too simple.

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Speaker 3: No, I still think this is true. I'm gonna go never.

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Speaker 5: Close said that is Kevin the horse not real. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: we're down to you. You get this wrong. I get

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Speaker 5: to choose who gets shocked. Three, four and six are gone,

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Speaker 5: number one, number one, Jeffrey. Your racehorse name is mostly Mozzarella. Ironically,

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Speaker 5: before retiring early due to diverticulitis. Is that an orne?

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Speaker 5: that's why it's ironic.

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Speaker 1: And that is stomach mostly mozzarella, mostly Mozzarella.

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Speaker 3: I hope they feed him mozzarella.

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Speaker 1: His brother is just a little pesto.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, could be from an Italian family.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they always own horses, cars, countrysides.

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Speaker 2: I see this as being one hundred percent. Yeah, Jeffrey says,

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Speaker 2: that's a real horse.

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Speaker 5: That's a made up horse, as is horse diverticulitis. That

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Speaker 5: means I went today's edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Jake, someone needs to hire you to name some horses, and.

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Speaker 2: You get to choose who gets shocked today? Jake while

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Speaker 2: singing riding by Cha Millionaire? Who's it going to be for.

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Speaker 5: Not taking this game very very seriously. I'm going to

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Speaker 5: choose Brooks and.

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Speaker 3: Punishment having too much fun.

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Speaker 1: They see me rolling, hey, they hate it, roll it

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Speaker 2: That was your shock collar question of the day. I

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Speaker 2: got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: If you took an Uber anywhere in the past year,

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Speaker 2: you might be on this list. It's brooken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the morning because Uber just came out with their annual

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Speaker 2: Lost and Found index all the weirdest items that people

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Speaker 1: Please don't tell me that a baby is on it

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Speaker 1: this year again?

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Speaker 2: Is that yours broken?

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Speaker 3: Not a want that you can find it?

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Speaker 2: Some of the highlights. Number seven a working chainsaw good

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Speaker 1: Not a running chainsaw, so that's good.

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Speaker 2: The safety was all right. It is Number six a

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Speaker 2: sewing machine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, those are really nice.

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Speaker 1: Nice sam Stress got to get around sometimes too, you

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Speaker 2: And was like, oh my god, or just on our

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Speaker 2: way to prom got to finished this. Number five, somebody

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Speaker 3: Or how small of the mattresses, like tie.

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Speaker 5: Him on the roof.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's why they forgot him, Like they didn't see

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Speaker 1: The driver not remember, like, just let the person go.

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Speaker 2: It's got lost in conversation, I guess Number four a urinal,

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Speaker 2: that's smart way je urinal.

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Speaker 1: You know what though, if you got to go in

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Speaker 1: the back of an oober your set.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Number three, I'm not even sure how this one's possible.

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Speaker 5: Fifteen hookahs, so what it would just be weird?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, weird starting a party? Okay.

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Speaker 2: Number two somebody left their divorce papers in that one

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Speaker 2: feels something.

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Speaker 8: Heart with the uber and you change your mind.

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Speaker 2: And the number one weirdest item somebody left behind in

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Speaker 2: their uber over the past year an aquarium with ten

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Speaker 2: segment that's getting into the beauty business with a strategic partner.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, be prepared for the launch next month

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Speaker 2: of Kraft singles, face masks, by your twelve pack of

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Speaker 2: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 2: of Maize, Kansas. Nine year old Braiden Connor was running

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Speaker 1: It in order he is suckered into moving furniture for Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I don't plan on getting it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was an option.

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Speaker 3: I plan on being rich.

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Speaker 6: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed to work with your Oh he cares. Who

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Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who's ever gotten in here going

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Speaker 2: You guys are just making me depressed. It's not great.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be only gets five million.

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Speaker 2: Most people would be upset that their parents didn't leave

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Speaker 3: Why you told me I'm gonna get her monopoly set.

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Speaker 3: I know, I'm getting that. It's a nice one.

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Speaker 2: So look, less than one percent of their wealth is

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Speaker 1: Oh yea, but they still get all of Deabdy's stocks.

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Speaker 3: They're really nice people.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we had two of the kids come, really cool kids.

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Speaker 2: Forbes estimates his worth at over one hundred billions, So

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Speaker 1: Is that the right mask of one hundred billion? Is

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Speaker 1: it's still a billion?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, it's only one billion. Mad.

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Speaker 1: He's making headlines for acting like he's barely giving his

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Speaker 1: He can't take in that many zeros.

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Speaker 3: It's I got to where you're watch it out.

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Speaker 2: His kids what a good man who? Yes, they did

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Speaker 3: Marry one of them.

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Speaker 2: Well, hopefully they buy our radio station. Oh that It

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Speaker 2: I'm not a billion dollars.

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Speaker 3: But he's so want to touch. He thinks it's not

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Speaker 2: He's saying, I'm not asking them to run Microsoft suck.

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Speaker 1: Listening to his daughter's podcast is all about the struggles

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Speaker 8: I'm a girl, you don't.

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Speaker 1: I remember when they were in here when they were teenagers,

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Speaker 2: And it's that kind of tough love parenting that I

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Speaker 1: They only get one there we go, It's going to

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of Fetch Forum. Pets

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Speaker 2: Apparently researchers in England look at how much happened year

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Speaker 1: Oh take that, Bill Gates's kiss.

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Speaker 3: They cost you money.

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Speaker 2: But it feels like you're earning an extra ninety grand

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Speaker 2: The next time you're spending your hard earned cash on

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Speaker 2: Like this guy having him around the show. It's equivalent

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Speaker 3: We have some of that.

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Speaker 2: So fun and that sound means Laser Stories has come

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Speaker 2: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 2: same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Clubs, or as they're called now, the clurb. In there

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Speaker 2: it can be a lot like a gym, and not

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Speaker 2: just because you can find Brook twerking and sweating aggressively

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Speaker 1: Honestly, it's such a good workout.

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Speaker 2: Maybe do it right because both can be good spots

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Speaker 1: Is the worst You're still going to the club, not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, talking about the locker room in there. You don't

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Speaker 2: Clerbs for the first time in over a decade. I

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Speaker 2: Low came on the speakers, you're gonna hear it when

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Speaker 2: we play her message in a brand new loser line

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Speaker 6: This, you mint, is this the right number?

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Speaker 7: It's a line good by, Just call.

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Speaker 2: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 2: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you

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Speaker 2: Your pants say yoga, but your booty says McDonald's. That

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Speaker 2: is so noise. Wow, what you do have to you

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Speaker 2: hear that line? Do not tell him to go choke

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Speaker 2: on a Luna bar. Instead, tell him that he's hilarious

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Speaker 2: and ripped. So maybe you two should go grab a

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Speaker 1: Why am I still angry about that guy? That doesn't

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Speaker 2: It's the point. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 9: Hey Audrey, thank you for saying you would help me

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Speaker 9: brainstorm cool radio names. I Shift is starting at the

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Speaker 9: but then that maybe that doesn't work because maybe they

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Speaker 9: would have me in mornings. So then maybe I was

451
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Speaker 9: thinking I would be the Rooster, like Rooster in the morning.

452
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Speaker 9: I don't know, we don't have a schedule yet, so

453
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 9: if I ended up doing all free shifts, then maybe

454
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Speaker 9: it shouldn't be time specific. So what if I was

455
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 9: just like, you know, like a cool guy like Pj's Booby.

456
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Speaker 6: So that's what I have. I would love to hear

457
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Speaker 6: what you have.

458
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Speaker 10: You seem you seem hipper than.

459
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Speaker 6: I am, no doubt, no doubt. So Rooster out, I

460
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 6: like that.

461
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: He was trying one out at the end.

462
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, a spin shift does.

463
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Speaker 3: Not know that nobody in radio is cool.

464
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 2: But everybody in radio tries to be cool. If you

465
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 2: don't know that, there are actually radio nicknames that people

466
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 2: use all over the country that are ridiculous, starting with

467
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 2: like Jeffrey Eu why. But there's also like t bone

468
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 2: and like lug nut and like hot wing. It's it's

469
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 2: all like car parts and foods.

470
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Speaker 1: You know, radio is actually still cool on a college campus.

471
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: It just post college that it becomes lame.

472
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Speaker 4: Like Imran, it's your side of Ranch brooking Jeffrey in

473
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Speaker 4: the morning.

474
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Speaker 10: Veronica Hi, So this is super awkward.

475
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Speaker 11: I know you and Jeremy just broke up and everything,

476
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 11: and obviously, like my heart goes out to you.

477
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 10: But is he more into like dresses or more casual

478
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 10: where on a girl like I don't know what colors

479
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 10: get him going and like hair up or down.

480
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Speaker 11: I just want him to notice me, and you would

481
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 11: know better than probably anyone. And your friend Kylea gave

482
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Speaker 11: me your number.

483
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 10: And she said you'd be cool with helping me. So

484
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 10: you're really awesome for doing this.

485
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Speaker 11: He's such a pork sandwich, Like he's totally missing out

486
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Speaker 11: with you.

487
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Speaker 6: Next message, I thought.

488
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 2: Pork sandwich was another radio host name.

489
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, is pork sandwich a new name for a hot

490
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: guy I've never heard none of my life?

491
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think she said it like it was a

492
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,919
Speaker 2: bad thing, Like he's such a pork sandwich, Like you

493
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 2: deserve better than him.

494
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: Tried to hit on him, she likes, but then at.

495
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Speaker 3: The end she was like, he doesn't deserve him.

496
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 2: Just see move to call the X and ask for

497
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Speaker 2: advice on how to pick up the old boyfriend.

498
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Speaker 12: Clutch friend Kayla for giving the Loser Lines number MVP.

499
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Speaker 13: Hi, Jasmine, it's a I did that that church seminar

500
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 13: on abstinence the other week, I was one of the

501
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 13: speakers on abstinence. So anyway, yeah, it was cool meeting

502
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 13: you there, and I was just wondering if you want

503
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 13: to maybe grab dinner sometime with me, you know, and

504
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 13: just hang And yeah, I know it's probably weird that

505
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 13: the abstinence guy is asking you out, but let's just say,

506
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 13: there's ways to get around all that, if you know

507
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 13: what I mean. And I mean, look, we don't have

508
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 13: to do what I'm thinking about doing. In fact, I

509
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 13: mean we probably shouldn't because I'm an expert, right, So anyway,

510
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 13: I'm just just an abstinence you know, every minute every day.

511
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 13: But yeah, anyway, I know a few workarounds, let's put

512
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 13: it that way.

513
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 6: So give me a call next.

514
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 2: Finally, a nice guy with pure intentions calling into the

515
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 2: loser Jeff.

516
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never been so turned off by one voicemail.

517
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: And it kept going worse.

518
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I never thought of this, Like I

519
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 4: could just tell people I'm absent and then I don't

520
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 4: look as much of a loser.

521
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 2: Right, it's a choice.

522
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, every day I tell myself.

523
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 13: Not once.

524
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, stay strong, But I know you can do it.

525
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, my choice next meso.

526
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 14: Hey Damien, it's me. You know I haven't been out

527
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 14: to the club in like ten years, and you know

528
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 14: I was just shaking it all, shaking off the rush.

529
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 14: But I'm telling you, when I hit it all get low.

530
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 14: When I hit that beat, I'm just gidding. Oh I'm

531
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 14: getting all the way down. But oh my god, I

532
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 14: can't believe I got stuck like that when I dropped

533
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 14: it down too low. I've been taking tyl and A.

534
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 14: I was sulked in some EPs and salts and I'll

535
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 14: be right back in the club if you want to

536
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,239
Speaker 14: see me. Boy, So I want you to look for me.

537
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 14: You know where to find me, touching them cheeks to

538
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 14: the floor as to use you.

539
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 3: You don't want to find me on the grounds.

540
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: This is why you never stop trying. You gotta do

541
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: it and so and even if it's just you doing laundry,

542
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: you know, and you have to put on some music,

543
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: drop it down low, just to see if you still

544
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 1: got it.

545
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 6: Everyone.

546
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 3: I want to give this to you.

547
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 4: Someone on my stream ass recently and they said, who

548
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 4: do you think is the best dancer on the show.

549
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 2: I said, hands down, Brook best answer I don't know.

550
00:27:53,200 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 2: Most enthusiastic dance John's jams have no limit here. Remember

551
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 2: you can listen Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

552
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 2: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikToker.

553
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 2: You can hear all your favorite loser lines right there.

554
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 2: We got a phone tap coming up right.

555
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 7: After this Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, one of.

556
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 2: Our listeners emailed saying his wife accused him of looking

557
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 2: at inappropriate content on his laptop the other night. We

558
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 2: cannot confirm or deny if that's true. After talking with him,

559
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 2: we agreed it's the perfect time to call his wife

560
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 2: and say, hey, your husband dropped off his computer and

561
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 2: we've been trying to scrub it and keep running into problems. Oh,

562
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 2: that won't make her more suspicious, will it. No, it's

563
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: your phone tap right now.

564
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 6: It's hello.

565
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 7: Hi.

566
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: Is this Kathy Morty?

567
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 6: It is? What's the purpose of this call?

568
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: So formal? I work at the computer lab. My name's

569
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: Roddy Gooch.

570
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 3: Roddy Rowdy.

571
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad was a professional wrestler. I know it's

572
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: a strange name. You just call me Gooch. Everyone does, okay, Gooch?

573
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 6: How can I help you.

574
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: Is your husband named Tim?

575
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 6: Yes, ma'am, his name's Tim.

576
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: Great. He dropped off his laptop here the other day

577
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: and I've been trying to call him to give him

578
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: an update, but he's not answering. I'm sorry.

579
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 9: Could you repeat the name of the company you're calling

580
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 9: from again?

581
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: Computer Lab?

582
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 6: Computer Lab?

583
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 15: And you're saying, my husband dropped off a laptop with you.

584
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were the secondary contact on the form. Did

585
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: he not tell you?

586
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 6: No, he didn't, so I'm a little surprised by that.

587
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, apparently he had something going on with it.

588
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: Nothing weird. Though, nothing weird. It's just running a little slow,

589
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: and he wanted me to see if I could speed

590
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: it up for him.

591
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 8: Warning. A thread has been detected.

592
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 6: Oh what was what was that? Oh?

593
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: Sorry? I have his computer next to me. My elbow

594
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: must have hit one of the buttons here, so.

595
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 6: I don't understand.

596
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 15: You need me to come to pick up the laptop.

597
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: Hold on just one second. Let me just see if

598
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: I can shut it down, and we can.

599
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 8: Warning. This is a filthy website.

600
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just stuck in his search history trying to

601
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: close it.

602
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 6: I said that he's on a filthy website. I heard that.

603
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: Did it say that? I don't know if I heard it.

604
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 8: Warning. The website you are trying to reach is disgusting.

605
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 5: You might think it's going on.

606
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 10: I think my husband has been watching adult content and he.

607
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 6: Brought it or something.

608
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 5: Whoa, and you're trying to cover for him.

609
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: That's a big accusation. I mean this, this has nothing

610
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: to do with him. I just keep pressing the buttons

611
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: trying to get this thing off.

612
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 8: That's the warning. Please do not make me open this website.

613
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 6: Way whatever.

614
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 15: I don't like what's going on here.

615
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 4: I don't either.

616
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: I'm a computer expert. By the way, do you know

617
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: where the mute button is on his laptop?

618
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 7: I can't wait?

619
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Speaker 3: Joke.

620
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Speaker 10: Okay, you're talking about my silandering husband.

621
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 14: They're like, it's no big deal.

622
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a Mac. I usually don't work on those,

623
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: more of a chromebook type of goal.

624
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 8: Warning. How many times have I told you don't clips

625
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 8: on this trash?

626
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: Okay?

627
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 11: Enough, all right, I'm coming down there to get it.

628
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: No need for that. No, don't you tell me.

629
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 6: What they're your need not a need for Okay, this

630
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 6: is my man we're talking about.

631
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: This is there's so many buttons on this thing.

632
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 10: Were you supposed to be, like an expert at computers?

633
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 6: How are you so bad at this?

634
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 3: You know?

635
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: I asked myself that every day. Oh my god, lim

636
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: I really don't think it's necessary you come down here.

637
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure your husband wouldn't want that either.

638
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 11: I don't give us what he wants right now because

639
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 11: he doesn't want me to see that filthy's been searching

640
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 11: for on the web.

641
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 7: You know.

642
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,239
Speaker 6: I think I caught him go the other night.

643
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: I caught him. Well, that's a Storian. I don't even

644
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: think I should talk anymore, even press any more buttons.

645
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 8: Oh god, warning, you are a freak. You need to

646
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 8: see a therapy right now.

647
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 6: Give me the address. I've had it with this and

648
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 6: coming down to wherever you are.

649
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if you're picking this thing up, maybe you

650
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: could just take it over to the Brook and Jeffrey studio.

651
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: They have a great engineer over there. I'm sure he

652
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: can look at it, push the right things on this.

653
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: No what the Brook and Jeffrey in the morning show,

654
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: the radio show that's doing a prank phone call on

655
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: you right now?

656
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 6: I don't understand what you're saying. Can you just give

657
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 6: me the address.

658
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: There's no address. This is all a joke. It's actually

659
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: a Brook from the radio show. I was just telling

660
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: you about Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Husband, Tim

661
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: set you up.

662
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 6: I don't get it.

663
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 2: He's setting me up with who he said.

664
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: You accused him of looking at inappropriate content the other

665
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: night on the on his laptop.

666
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 14: God, are you kidding me? Right now?

667
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: All right, we got there.

668
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm kidding you.

669
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, you have no idea.

670
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 10: I was like playing back in my memory of like

671
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 10: watching him us the computer.

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Speaker 6: I was wondering what he was doing that.

673
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was just on our website submitting for

674
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: this prank phone call.

675
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 6: Oh god, no, please, Oh I feel so stupid.

676
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: Actually, let me click on his website and just let

677
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: me see if his submission went through.

678
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 8: Warning the website you are trying to reach his disgusting ooh.

679
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 5: It is Oh my god.

680
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: Week up every morning was phone tab weekday mornings on.

681
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 7: The twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

682
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 2: Okay, let me go through my second date checklist of

683
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 2: approved behaviors, regular coffee meetup.

684
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: It's fine.

685
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 6: Check.

686
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great that it is sound effect for it.

687
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: Walk around the city and talk about life goals. Another

688
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 2: check on that.

689
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that check is so positive.

690
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 2: I like finding out an interesting surprise when you get

691
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 2: into the other person's car. Ooh, I don't know if

692
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: I can really now, I'm gonna give it a check anyway.

693
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 2: I'm giving it a check.

694
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: That is because you walk through right through red flags,

695
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: don't you.

696
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: Well, that's what we're looking for whenever we do these

697
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: calls a little bit of weirdness, and it definitely came

698
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 2: up in today's second date update. You're gonna hear it

699
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 2: right after this second date updated. I've got a genuine question.

700
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: Are coffee dates good?

701
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: What do you mean like good in what way?

702
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: Well, I just mean some people can interpret them as

703
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 2: being too casual or a sign of low interest.

704
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know a low interest, but they're definitely.

705
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: Is it bad that I just feel like they're too sober?

706
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: But that's just sober and you're probably not going home

707
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: with them after.

708
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe a makeout, not a coffee makeout with bad breath.

709
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: Book thinks most bars are too sober for liking, so

710
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 2: the factory. Yeah, but I think that's nonsense, because these

711
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: days you don't know which weirdo you might be matching

712
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 2: with on the apps. So grabbing coffee is a safe,

713
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 2: low investment date in terms of time and money. Plus

714
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 2: you get to see if there's a little romantic attraction

715
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 2: when you cheers your machiato's and your pinkies. Test.

716
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:11,959
Speaker 3: Wait, if.

717
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 4: You would order that, you would get a more like

718
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 4: girly drink than she did.

719
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 2: My coffee cup. Linger on your coffee.

720
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 3: Cups, our coffee lips.

721
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 2: Something's going on. But that's exactly the idea our listener,

722
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: Craig had not with the machiatos in terms of a

723
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 2: coffee date. That's what he did the other day. Craig,

724
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,479
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

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00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 6: Thanks for having me.

726
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 7: Good.

727
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: I say good like he asked us a question.

728
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 3: Good you have a good day.

729
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 2: Somebody needs some coffee this morning, it sounds like so, Craig,

730
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 2: thanks for being on with us. Tell us about the

731
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: date you went out with the other day. Who's this lady?

732
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 6: Juliet is her name? And I heard the instro there

733
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 6: and I agree coffee dates are good. You can figure

734
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,439
Speaker 6: out a lot about a person's foundation just on a date.

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00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: Okay, So It sounds like just even you saying that

736
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: you're looking for something more serious in the dating world.

737
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 7: Right now?

738
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 1: Am I assuming the right thing?

739
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 6: I think it's time to settle down with somebody rather

740
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 6: than do all of these cookups all the time. Yeah cool, Okay,

741
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 6: that's awesome. Get to know somebody rather than get drunk

742
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 6: with them immediately.

743
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had Brooke for a second and you lost

744
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: her again.

745
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm trying to change.

746
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, drinking and hooking up, you really don't have

747
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 12: a lot of substance. When you're sober, you get to

748
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 12: know someone, You're building a better structure.

749
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 6: No drinking and hooking up. You have too many substances.

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00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 14: Yeah.

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00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 2: One, so you said Juliet was this girl's name. How

752
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 2: did your meetup go at the coffee place?

753
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 6: Oh? My god, she's good. She's beautiful. She has beautiful hair,

754
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 6: beautiful eyes.

755
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.

756
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 6: She's ambitious, just like me. My goal is not just

757
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 6: to be regular millionaire. I want to be a multi millionaire,

758
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 6: all right, And how are you.

759
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: Going to do that? Do we want to hear that? Well,

760
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm just curious.

761
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 2: Brook wants to steal the idea.

762
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: I mean, some people will say it, but they don't

763
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: actually have like an action plan it except for like

764
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: buy lottery.

765
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 6: Tickets, investing, investing in the future. I just got to

766
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 6: stay the course and be diligent about it.

767
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: Okay, did you tell her that, like, was she impressed?

768
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 6: I think so. I think she was impressed. And she

769
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 6: I said, I want a mansion in a lake house.

770
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 6: She said she also wants a mansion on a lake

771
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 6: on a lake.

772
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 5: So yes, everybody was.

773
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 4: Like, I'm looking for more like a shack in the

774
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 4: middle of a city.

775
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to hit the median income and no more.

776
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 3: No more, no less.

777
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 6: You'd be surprised about how many people don't care about

778
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 6: making money or any of that stuff. They just want

779
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 6: to vibe and have a good time with somebody.

780
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I think both would be good. But all right,

781
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: so she into it.

782
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 6: She was into it, and we're just getting to know

783
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 6: each other. We talked about our jobs. She does marketing,

784
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 6: she's assistant marketing director, and a corporate She works corporate.

785
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 6: I thought that was the coolest job.

786
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.

787
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 6: So and she doesn't even want to do that forever,

788
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 6: like she wants to get onto even something bigger, which

789
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 6: I thought was exactly my vibe.

790
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: Right, And you guys are talking about like big future

791
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: stuff like you see yourself, like it's a lot happening

792
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: at this coffee shop.

793
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know.

794
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 4: Is that why coffee is more like a business launch

795
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 4: kind of thing.

796
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 2: It's kind of a professional vibe when you're in there

797
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 2: talking about business strategies and things. Where did you spend

798
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 2: the whole time in the coffee shop?

799
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 6: No, we went on a walk. We went I said,

800
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 6: do you want to go for a walk? She said sure, nice,

801
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 6: and we took our coffees to go. We ended up

802
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 6: at my car actually, and we're just We sat in

803
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 6: the car and talked about life for a while.

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00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 10: Nice.

805
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: It's a wild but she trusts you. I don't know

806
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 1: why getting into a dude's cars schedule and then getting

807
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: into a mans part. At least he gave her the

808
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: coffee first, Yeah, in the car and takes her away. Okay,

809
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: I got her.

810
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 9: Yeah.

811
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, we didn't go anywhere. We just sat and hung

812
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 6: out in the car and continued chatting. I know.

813
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's a sign that she trusts you,

814
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: that's all.

815
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,240
Speaker 6: Well, I thought you trusted me, and then I offered

816
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 6: to drive her to her car, and she was like, no,

817
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 6: I'll just walk it's pretty close. But I was I

818
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 6: thought that was like a little cold.

819
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 3: Oh really good? Well you felt the vibe.

820
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: No, I mean, I don't know. I think she may

821
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: have just said that, not even thinking that you would

822
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: want to drive her. You thought that that was another

823
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: moment of connection.

824
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 2: I mean, we've heard a lot from you, Craig, but

825
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: maybe it was too much talking for Juliet.

826
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 3: Especially if I'm all excited on board you.

827
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: It is a good question. Did you do listening to Yeah.

828
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 6: Of course it was. The whole day was so much.

829
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 6: I felt like we really connected, and I don't know

830
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 6: why she hasn't taken me up on a second date.

831
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 2: Maybe it felt to her like there was a lot

832
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: of discussion and not enough like romance.

833
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, like did you once put whib cream onter nose?

834
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: Got No, don't do that, don't you.

835
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 14: Okay, Well, then.

836
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: All right, we've eliminated one of the wrong things that

837
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 2: could have happened.

838
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 3: It's confirmed. I'm never gonna have a girlfriend.

839
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 2: Let's see if we can call her and figure out

840
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 2: if there's anything else. When we come back and reach

841
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 2: out to Juliet, to get you your second Date update

842
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 2: right after this.

843
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you all right, now hold on Second.

844
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 2: Date update if you're just joining us for part two

845
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 2: of the Second Date Update. We've got Craig on the phone.

846
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 2: And Craig has an interesting strategy when he goes on dates.

847
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 2: He likes to talk to them, which personally, I'm more

848
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 2: of the silent, mysterious type. Let my body do the talking.

849
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: You just sit and stare, dance, or.

850
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 2: Let someone talk to my body. I'm not opposed to that.

851
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 2: That's why I had Craig because on his date, he

852
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 2: and Juliet spoke about their ambitious dreams and the giant

853
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 2: mansion by the lake that they hope to own together someday.

854
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: Well they didn't say together, Well they both want.

855
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 11: Yeah.

856
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 2: And you know what, how cool would it be to

857
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 2: do a live update update five years from now from

858
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 2: Craig's private island in the Caribbean.

859
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 3: Okaig, see, I was.

860
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: Investments when now I see that for you, Craig, I

861
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: really do. Let's manifest it today.

862
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 6: This is exactly my plan. You don't have to tell me.

863
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 12: I need to work on an Italian accent already Italian beaches.

864
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 2: It could be like an Italian design, a Caribbean Italian beach.

865
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: I mean, all new rich people have Italian designs.

866
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 2: And fancy Italian cars out in the garage. On that one, guys,

867
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 2: we got you. Okay, well cool. Hopefully when all that happens,

868
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 2: one of us can live with you in your giant

869
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 2: mansion because I don't do floors.

870
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 3: Just by the way, I don't take the bath up.

871
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 10: Okay.

872
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,720
Speaker 2: But in the meantime, maybe we'll find you your future

873
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,919
Speaker 2: partner here if we can get Juliet on the line

874
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 2: and get her to answer. So I'm dialing it right now.

875
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 2: Good luck, good luck to you too. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

876
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 2: is this Juliet?

877
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 6: Mm?

878
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 15: Yes, hi Juliet, May I ask who's calling?

879
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 2: Well, my name is jeff from a radio show you

880
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 2: may or may not be familiar with. It's called Brook

881
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

882
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 7: Hi.

883
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I've heard of you guys.

884
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: Okay, you follow us on socials or anything checking out

885
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey.

886
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 15: I don't follow you, okay, you could.

887
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 1: The YouTube is really good?

888
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 6: All right?

889
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 15: Why are you guys.

890
00:42:55,320 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: Calling me to recruit social media followers but actually doing

891
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: the stage momming the whole show.

892
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, the thing is, Juliet, we're calling because somebody reached

893
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 2: out to our show asking us if we could try

894
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 2: to get a hold of you. A guy that you

895
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 2: went out with recently named Craig.

896
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 15: He's called about me.

897
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

898
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's excited about you.

899
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: Because what we're doing here is a segment called the

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00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 2: second Date Update, and uh, we're just trying to help

901
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 2: get him some answers because you're not responding to him

902
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 2: after you guys hung out the other day.

903
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 6: That's right, That is right, Okay, Okay.

904
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: So we're on the same page there. I guess what

905
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 2: we'd like to know is what was your perspective of

906
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 2: the date, because according to Craig, it seemed like a

907
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: really good time.

908
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 15: I think I just have some fundamental differences with Craig

909
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 15: that are just not going to work out in the

910
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 15: long care.

911
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: Dude, that's crazy, because that was like the thing that

912
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: he was talking up with you is that he thought

913
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: you guys saw eye to eye on where lives were going,

914
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: and so.

915
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 6: Too at the very start.

916
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 15: But the specifics are a little bit incompatible.

917
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: I'd say, okay, well, could you get specific with the

918
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 2: specifics specifically?

919
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 8: Yes?

920
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 15: So okay, The date went really well.

921
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 10: At first.

922
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 15: I was excited to go out with him because he

923
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 15: just was He's kind of a different sort of guy

924
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 15: than who I normally go out with. Like I usually

925
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 15: I've been going out with a kind.

926
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 6: Of shy guys lately.

927
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 14: He's more of like a loud.

928
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 15: As sort of cocky, like entrepreneur type guy.

929
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 2: Okay.

930
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: At anytime you say entrepreneur, I start to worry a

931
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: range of what.

932
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 2: She's worried that someone makes more money like that. Okay,

933
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 2: but sorry, go ahead, keep going, Juliet. He's ambitious and confident.

934
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're saying.

935
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: You were liking those things about him, You were excited

936
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: to try that out?

937
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 15: Yes, So I also bring in quite a bit of money,

938
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 15: and I'm looking for somebody kind of similar. I'm a

939
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 15: hard working woman, so I was excited to go out

940
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 15: with him.

941
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

942
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 4: And I think a lot of people like to date

943
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 4: like minded, career wise people right around.

944
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 3: The same income.

945
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: I mean, and you want if you're a driven person,

946
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 1: you probably want to be around someone who's driven.

947
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 2: These are all positive things. What we're trying to figure

948
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 2: out is what turns you off to him, Like, why

949
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: wouldn't you call him back.

950
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,439
Speaker 14: So we went on.

951
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 15: A walk and uh, at the end of the walk,

952
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 15: he asked me to come back to his place.

953
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 2: Oh he felt the vibe that much.

954
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. He needed to bring that up because

955
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: I thought you guys just went and sat in the

956
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 1: car and talked.

957
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 6: Yeah.

958
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 15: We we didn't go anywhere. So he took me to

959
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 15: his place, and his place was his car.

960
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 6: That's all he has, what wait.

961
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 7: In his car?

962
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 15: Yeah, so he's living in his car to try to

963
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 15: save money.

964
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 3: Oh no, this is so extreme. So he doesn't have

965
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 3: a place to live. He's putting it all in investments.

966
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, is that what he said?

967
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 15: Instead of spending his money on rent, he's buying banana

968
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 15: coin and spank chain and stuff.

969
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 2: I don't know the banana coins. Is that crypto it is?

970
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: Is it?

971
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 7: Ye? Old?

972
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 15: But it really is a real thing. I looked it

973
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 15: up after the date and it does exist. I was

974
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 15: skeptical too.

975
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 2: So what part of that was the turnoff to you?

976
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 15: So he has enough money to afford his own place,

977
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 15: but he's choosing to live in his car. He is

978
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 15: actively choosing to do that, which I just think is ridiculous.

979
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 3: Well, so, you know, I have a.

980
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: Friend who lives in a minivan and he can come

981
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: hang out whenever I need him to because he can

982
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: drive somewhere.

983
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 15: But would you date him though, Yeah.

984
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 8: He's single.

985
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, it's a good point, I will say.

986
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 2: When we spoke to Craig, he didn't mention that he

987
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 2: currently resides in his vehicle. He just said, you guys

988
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 2: hung out there, and I would love to ask him

989
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 2: about it because he is on the other line right

990
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: now waiting to talk to you.

991
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: Oh ooh, good thing they have cell phones because it's

992
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: not a land Lighty's call it on, Craig.

993
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 6: Are you there, I'm here, I'm listening to all this.

994
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, uh, why don't you talk to Juliet about

995
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 2: what you just heard?

996
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 6: Well, I told you, Juliet, I told you that I

997
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 6: could get a nice apartment if I wanted to. I'm

998
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 6: just making a smart financial decision, and you could do

999
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,919
Speaker 6: the same thing. I don't know. Also, I didn't tell

1000
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 6: these guys that I lived in my car. Thanks for

1001
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 6: you blew up my spot there.

1002
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,280
Speaker 15: Maybe the reason why you didn't tell them is because

1003
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 15: that's weird. Fitness and sleeping in Walmart personal My friend.

1004
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 3: Is too because they're everywhere, yup, yup?

1005
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 2: And is your friends super rich?

1006
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 5: Alexis, I don't know about that.

1007
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 1: At least that's a van. You're in a car.

1008
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 6: I'm not just in a car. I'm in a tesla. Hello.

1009
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: Oh it's so uncomfortable to sleep camping phones, Yes, and

1010
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: no privacy.

1011
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 6: It's worth it for the dream of the lake house

1012
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 6: and the helipad, which you were on board with.

1013
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 15: Oh, I'm on board, but I'm not on Morgan's sleeping

1014
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 15: in a car where you can't even stretch.

1015
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 6: Out, Juliette, where's your money invested?

1016
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 2: Now?

1017
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 6: I can get your money in the right crypto.

1018
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 15: Morgan Stanley's taking care of my stuff.

1019
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't need to keep it to stick up for

1020
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: him a little bit. Like every billionaire has some story

1021
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: about how they struggled. Oh, they started it in the

1022
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: garage they were living with their mom.

1023
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 4: But they didn't have six figures at that time, yet

1024
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 4: they had no choice.

1025
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 2: I think there's a good chance that Craig is going

1026
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,280
Speaker 2: to come back and throw this segment in our face

1027
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 2: and point to us as the people that didn't believe

1028
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 2: in him and propelled him to his ultimate success.

1029
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 3: Ye're going to buy the radio station.

1030
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 7: Boss.

1031
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: See and remember this moment when I stuck up for you,

1032
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: Craig Job.

1033
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 5: I will remember none of this.

1034
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 6: I'm way too focused on investing right now. This doesn't

1035
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 6: even this is in the background for me. Okay, and

1036
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 6: Juliet I'm just so shocked you wouldn't want to hit

1037
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 6: your wagon to this star.

1038
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 2: And let me know when you get.

1039
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 15: There if you do.

1040
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 5: But I don't really want to be.

1041
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 15: I don't want to be slumming it in the meantime.

1042
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 6: God, Oh, I'm the kind of I'm the kind of

1043
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 6: guy where you either get in on the ground floor

1044
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 6: or you get out. I mean.

1045
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: The good news is, Juliette, you never have to stay

1046
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: at his place. He'd always be at yours.

1047
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's true.

1048
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 2: And more good news is you wouldn't have to pay

1049
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: for your guys as next date because we would cover

1050
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 2: that if you would agree to see him one more time.

1051
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 15: I don't think so.

1052
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 6: But I bought you coffee.

1053
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 3: Oh that's not I owe you.

1054
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 15: Now you want me to venmo you or something.

1055
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 3: It's like I make more than you.

1056
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: Do, Bro, just pay him in banana coin or.

1057
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 6: Whatever the hell that was called. Yeah, you know what

1058
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 6: on the way to the Lake House stream. Every dime count,

1059
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 6: So I would like you to bend Mo meat for that.

1060
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: Wait, seven dollars, you could get up to ten e's You.

1061
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 2: Didn't know after Banana point stock takes off. Yeah, you're

1062
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 2: gonna get up for like ten thousand dollars.

1063
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 14: No problem.

1064
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 15: I can afford that, and I can afford my rent.

1065
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 6: So I'll vemail.

1066
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 2: You, Craig.

1067
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 6: You won't be able to afford your rent for long,

1068
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 6: not in this economy.

1069
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, guy, Okay, So there really wasn't much of

1070
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,439
Speaker 1: a romantic transaction here.

1071
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 3: It was very business.

1072
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 6: But Juliet, no hard feelings. If you still want to invest,

1073
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 6: just let me know.

1074
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 3: Okay, it's starting to diversify, right, Yeah.

1075
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm starting to feel like more of

1076
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: a debt collector than anything.

1077
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 7: A segment freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1078
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: I'm a little embarrassed about this, but I vowed to

1079
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: be one hundred percent honest with my co hosts, and

1080
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 2: I will tell you after that call ended, I did

1081
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 2: Venmo twenty bucks to Craig to put into spank chain

1082
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: for me. I just it sounds like my kind of thing,

1083
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 2: spanks chains, and it's not to like it.

1084
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 3: Sounds cooling you buy now because they're like, you have

1085
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 3: four million.

1086
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 2: Coins and you're like, wow, yeah.

1087
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 3: It's you're worth a thousands of a percent creg.

1088
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: That was so annoying to me. I dated a guy

1089
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: who lived in his car and his mom was like

1090
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: a lawyer and his dad was a judge. You don't

1091
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: need to live in your car. You stop pretending like

1092
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: you're poor. I hate that.

1093
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 3: This is just adult time out.

1094
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 1: Yes, God, it annoys me.

1095
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 2: The only thing that we are willing to invest fully

1096
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 2: in though, is our listeners. Yeah, email the show so

1097
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 2: we can invest our energy into helping out your love life,

1098
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 2: or at least we'll try and go check out all

1099
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: of our second Date updates on Apple iHeart, Spotify or Spancify,

1100
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 2: whatever it is wherever you get your podcasts.

1101
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,720
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1102
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 2: Some things people check religiously every single day, like the

1103
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 2: sock market. Yeah, your fantasy team, Yes, also your ex's

1104
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 2: Instagram followers.

1105
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 3: Hey, what are you doing, Jeffy? Are you watching me?

1106
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 2: I just bro?

1107
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 1: Did you just read off list?

1108
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 3: Literally retab them?

1109
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 5: And what are you do?

1110
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: Write it down? Because you have ADHD and you forget

1111
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:58,439
Speaker 1: your own list.

1112
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 2: So that's some people are like that. But for me,

1113
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 2: I wake up every morning and I check a little

1114
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 2: place called Craigslist, not just to see if anyone's put

1115
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: in an offer on my family's third yacht. Nobody's biting

1116
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 2: on it for some reason.

1117
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 1: You guys sell It's probably because it's the smallest one, only.

1118
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:18,919
Speaker 2: Ninety eight feet.

1119
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's not very.

1120
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,439
Speaker 2: Impressive, but I don't. I do also check to see

1121
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 2: if maybe someone in a bathroom somewhere had a fleeting

1122
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 2: moment with me and is looking to reconnect. Maybe today.

1123
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 1: Two very different columnslist that you're checking.

1124
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 2: This could be it. This might be the day I

1125
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: finally rediscover that stranger from Rest Top forty one, or

1126
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 2: finally sell our yacht. Wife's got everything, then something's gonna happen.

1127
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 2: When we read brand New Misconnections right after this.

1128
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 7: Kitty Misconnections, that was me staring.

1129
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1130
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 2: One is in the back of a bass pro shop,

1131
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 2: when you touch fishing rods behind the discount tackle and

1132
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 2: beet bin.

1133
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 3: It is weary.

1134
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm more excited about that, Ben.

1135
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

1136
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best

1137
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one

1138
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 2: titled KO Cupid Man for Woman thirty two backyard cage match.

1139
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 3: Oh no, okay, there's.

1140
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: The KO you got it.

1141
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 2: Says I remember you from last night's Fat Night.

1142
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: Ah.

1143
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 2: You was the girl with the blonde, ponytail and camo

1144
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 2: jaggins sitting on the fourth or fifth row. From where

1145
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 2: I was, I could tell two things. One you was pretty,

1146
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 2: and two you had all your bottom teeth. Wow, most

1147
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 2: ladies around these parts don't. Were you a tourist?

1148
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that makes sense.

1149
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 1: I bet those bottom teeth came from another state board.

1150
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 2: I remember thinking you should have been our ring girl.

1151
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 2: Not that COO's our ring announcer Louie knocked up eight

1152
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 2: months ago.

1153
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: She's pregnant.

1154
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,879
Speaker 8: As a ring girl pregnant too.

1155
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 2: It was hard to focus on the match considering you

1156
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 2: was making eyes at me the whole time. Were you

1157
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 2: getting sweet on me? Or was you just enjoying the

1158
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 2: view of me getting my butt kicked?

1159
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 7: Oh?

1160
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: I think he needs to be paying attention to the

1161
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: fight if he's losing.

1162
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,879
Speaker 2: I tried to impress you by busting out my signature move,

1163
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 2: the cold cut combo where I take mustard packets to

1164
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 2: my fists and I beat someone's brains in it.

1165
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 3: Not awesome.

1166
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 2: Backfired in a major way, and condiment juice went everywhere.

1167
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 2: So sorry about that mustard water. I want to invite

1168
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 2: you back so you can see me win some time. Sincerely,

1169
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 2: Jewels the ham Sandwich Henderson. Hey, ps, sorry about the

1170
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 2: all caps. I still can't see too well because of

1171
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 2: that mustard. The whole thing was written in all capital.

1172
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 4: I would love to watch his mustard wrestling matches is awesome,

1173
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 4: especially as a tourist.

1174
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't even get ketchup in that ring. All right.

1175
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled I was number five oh nine.

1176
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 2: You were five twenty two woman for man twenty nine DMV.

1177
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense, says guy at the DMV today

1178
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 2: with the brown shirt and Carhart beanie. You were a vibe.

1179
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:24,919
Speaker 8: Okay.

1180
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 2: I watched you make conversation with everyone around you except me.

1181
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 12: Oh booo, she's like waiting over here.

1182
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 2: It's like I was back in high school again when

1183
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: I had a crush on the most popular chess player. Wow,

1184
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: but he wouldn't let me sit at the nerd table

1185
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 2: because I might steal his magic the gathering cars who.

1186
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: Fan from the nerd table?

1187
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 2: That's sad talk about PTSD. I'm sorry if I tapped

1188
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 2: you on the shoulder too hard, but I wanted you

1189
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 2: to notice me. That's why I asked you if my

1190
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 2: makeup looked OK? Hey for the pick? No, sure, you

1191
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 2: responded by questioning if I even was wearing any makeup.

1192
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 7: Oh.

1193
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's a good sign you did a good job

1194
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: put in.

1195
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 2: I think she liked it because she said, OMG, what

1196
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 2: a jokester.

1197
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1198
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 2: I playfully swatted you on the shoulder, then just stared

1199
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 2: off into the distance. Did you think I was mysterious

1200
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 2: or what?

1201
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: Keep talking?

1202
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 2: I am so weird. We didn't talk after that, but

1203
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: we did get placed at neighboring windows. Some rock song

1204
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 2: was playing when we locked eyes, and it felt like

1205
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 2: a movie like twenty seven Dresses. But at the DMV

1206
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 2: you know.

1207
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: It's a romantic spot.

1208
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 3: Jeffrey.

1209
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 2: Anyways, you looked older, so I thought there was a

1210
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 2: good chance you'll see this on Craigslist. That signed Thanya

1211
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 2: yea Thania.

1212
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: Maybe she should have pasted it on Facebook instead.

1213
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 2: Better look there. Let's go to your final misconnection titled

1214
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 2: Oh there is no title, just Blank's Man for thirties.

1215
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 2: Downtown brunch spot says you were standing in line at

1216
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 2: the new brunch spot in town called awful Waffle.

1217
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: But don't you want to go to good waffle? Not

1218
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: awful waffle?

1219
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like an awful It's like

1220
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 2: an awful lot of waffle. Not even it's like way,

1221
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 2: he says. I was sitting on a bench across the

1222
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 2: street chewing up a slim gym when I saw you,

1223
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 2: or more accurately, you and your yoga pants, and I

1224
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 2: knew I was in love.

1225
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: You should know you're a creeper across the street.

1226
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 2: We had to speak, so I walked over and asked

1227
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 2: your astrological side. Even though I was born in the South,

1228
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 2: I delivered the line in a perfect Belgian accent to

1229
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 2: impressin Algian. Specifically, you responded by saying you weren't carrying

1230
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 2: change at the moment. Hot brunette one me zero. But

1231
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna let that be the end of our

1232
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 2: love story.

1233
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: No, ma'am begging for money.

1234
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 2: No, I doubled down, told you I didn't want you change, Oh,

1235
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 2: I wanted your heart. You laughed kind of it might

1236
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 2: have been a cough, but either way. As you sauntered off,

1237
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 2: I called out to you, Madam Butterworth. You thick and

1238
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 2: I like it. Oh And just like that, you were gone,

1239
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 2: vanished into awful Waffle like a beautiful syrup ghost. If

1240
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 2: you see this reply back, I'll be the guy across

1241
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 2: the street there, still chewing that same slim chain, still

1242
00:58:54,400 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 2: believing in us that signed Dusty Ray Pickens, hanging out

1243
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 2: across from awful Waffle.

1244
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: Of course, slim gyms.

1245
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 2: Those were your Craigslist misconnections for the week, Brook and Jeffrey.

1246
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 2: In the morning, we've got Alyssa on the phone, who

1247
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 2: is a two time player in this game. And Brooke,

1248
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 2: you may have actually caught her at the perfect time

1249
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 2: because she's an event planner who's toddler, just upgraded to

1250
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 2: a toddler bed. So Alyssa was, she was up last

1251
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 2: night between twelve and four am. Oh, no sleep for her.

1252
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 2: And I know, Brooke, you like to pounce on your

1253
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 2: victims when they're weak.

1254
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.

1255
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 2: Let's see if Alyssa even has the strength to say

1256
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 2: hello to us, Alyssa, how are you doing?

1257
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 6: I'm managing?

1258
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 5: How are you here?

1259
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 2: The exhaustion?

1260
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: I mean, is this your first, kiddo or is my second?

1261
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 6: Okay, we knew this was coming. That's still hurts.

1262
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 1: I finally gave up and our son just ends up

1263
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 1: in our bed every night around two am.

1264
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 3: This is where he lives now.

1265
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, because this is too much energy to get up

1266
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: put them back back to sleep.

1267
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 7: So I'm trying to hold strong.

1268
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 8: Though, I'm trying to make this happen.

1269
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, really pick your battles.

1270
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 2: Brook's gonna leave the studio for just a quick thirty

1271
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 2: second snooze. But let's get the game. And you got

1272
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 2: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. List

1273
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 2: If you don't know when you could say pass? You

1274
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 2: have to beat her outright though, if you want to win,

1275
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 2: are you ready?

1276
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 14: Okay, let's do it.

1277
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 2: Good luck. Your time starts now. The baseball movie Field

1278
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 2: of Dreams was released in theaters on this day in

1279
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 2: what decade? Eighties or nineties?

1280
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 6: Eighties?

1281
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 2: What provides the sour taste in Chinese hot and sour soup?

1282
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 8: Uh? The sour case yep?

1283
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 2: Half name the marine creature that is the largest I

1284
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 2: in the world.

1285
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 14: Uh squid who.

1286
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 2: Wrote the famous play Romeo and Juliet uh Shakespeare, in

1287
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 2: which decade was the Ford Mustang first introduced the sixties

1288
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:12,919
Speaker 2: lest way to push through the tiredness. Get through that game.

1289
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 2: Well done.

1290
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 4: Don't take this as an insult. You did not sound

1291
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 4: very confident. Every question was like, I think.

1292
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did it, you made it through.

1293
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 3: You did well.

1294
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 2: And since we know that you're an event planner, Lissa,

1295
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 2: I do have a question for you. Let's just say

1296
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 2: that I knew a certain radio host who had worked

1297
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 2: at our station for fifteen plus years, and the radio

1298
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 2: station didn't really do much of an event for it.

1299
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 2: In fact, they did absolutely nothing to celebrate. What event

1300
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 2: would you plan for this person to celebrate their fifteen

1301
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 2: years of service?

1302
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 7: Wow?

1303
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 6: Something that we do for something like this where there's

1304
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 6: a lot of years involved. We like to.

1305
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 2: We like to go back to see we can get

1306
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 2: like people from year one through your fifteen.

1307
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 7: That sounds so fun.

1308
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 4: There's a couple co hosts that I think would love

1309
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 4: to talk about.

1310
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: Actually, I think they're kind of scared of me.

1311
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 2: Alyssa. We're gonna put you on getting that all organized

1312
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 2: for us.

1313
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like there's too many NDAs signed up.

1314
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 2: We'll workshop some sort of proper event to celebrate. But

1315
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 2: now Brook, it is your turn. Are you ready? Your

1316
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 2: time starts now. The baseball movie Field of Dreams was

1317
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 2: released in theaters on this day in what decade eighties

1318
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 2: or nineties fixeties? What provides the sour taste in Chinese

1319
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 2: hot and sour soup? Past name the marine creature that

1320
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 2: has the largest I in the.

1321
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 1: World, giant squid who wrote.

1322
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 2: The famous play Romeo and Juliet Shakespeare in which decade

1323
01:02:55,960 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 2: was the Ford Mustang first introduced? Sixties quarterback Dan Marino

1324
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,959
Speaker 2: played seventeen seasons for what NFL team you already knew?

1325
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 1: Show me a Sventura classic.

1326
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 2: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both

1327
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 2: did with Jose Glee.

1328
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 12: I'm live tonight in your Rainus, which is actually a

1329
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 12: tourist attraction known fest for their fudge factory.

1330
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 3: No Man, the layer, Melissa, you did great. You got

1331
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 3: four correct.

1332
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 2: Today, that's how it's done.

1333
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 3: And Brock, I don't know. You also got four.

1334
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: I thought sweet and sour ruined me.

1335
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 3: It's interesting. You guys are gonna love the answer.

1336
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 2: I'm sorry Ty goes to the house on these, but

1337
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,479
Speaker 2: we're gonna go over the answers right now. Baseball movie

1338
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 2: Field of Dreams that came out in theaters in the

1339
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 2: nineteen eighties. In nineteen eighty nine.

1340
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 1: Oh, interesting, The.

1341
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 2: Sour taste in Chinese hot and sour soup comes from vinegar.

1342
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 1: Yah. Yeah.

1343
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 2: The marine creature with the largest ie in the world

1344
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: is the colossal squid.

1345
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 3: Weilmos didn't give it to her. She's a giant squid,

1346
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 3: but I'm.

1347
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 2: A very nice squid, and we gave a lyssa normal

1348
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 2: squid too.

1349
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 6: Yeah boy, yeah.

1350
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 2: So who wrote Romeo and Juliet? That was William Shakespeare supposedly.

1351
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 2: I love fifteenth century conspiracy peeries. That's what's important right now.

1352
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 2: The decade Ford mustang first introduced back in the nineteen sixties,

1353
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 2: and Dan Marina played seventeen seasons for the Miami Dolphins

1354
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 2: a reference. So Alyssa, I'm sorry it was not enough

1355
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 2: to beat Brooke, but just for playing, we are going

1356
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 2: to give you two tickets to see the Seattle Mariners

1357
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 2: take on the Miami Marlins on Sunday, April twenty seventh

1358
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 2: at Team Mobile Park, which I know sounds like a punishment,

1359
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 2: but it's actually a reward for you. Congratulation.

1360
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting better.

1361
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 3: I'm getting better.

1362
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 1: Hey you and good luck with your little kids.

1363
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 2: Good luck with your toddlersppreciate it, thank you.

1364
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 3: I'm so have you said kids. I thought you were

1365
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 3: about to insult her, like good luck with your little anything.

1366
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 2: Coming back.

1367
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:11,439
Speaker 1: This sweet little angel with your little answer of your

1368
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: your little lady, go drive your little car.

1369
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 2: So we really love having you on. Come back and

1370
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 2: play again. Soon We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time

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Speaker 7: Tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.