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I like drinking you well. 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:44.959 Speaking of dying, if we want to go off that tangent. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:50.520 There is a major update in the catfish story turns 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:51.040 out and. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:52.240 You guys, can you guys keep it up? 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:55.320 I'll hold your mouth open as I spit the bloody 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:56.560 mucus that has come out. 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.320 And argue it. You won't you won't the past. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.240 You probably like you want it. She's like, you want 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:11.840 to shut up. You only talk over me my card. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.000 If you go on to like face app and you 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:16.080 make yourself a girl. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:20.040 If you who's doing things on face app the face 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:24.040 of your own face, that's you er. 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:29.440 You didn't you yourself face? 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:35.160 Also going back real quick? Yeah about that? That's crazy? 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.280 Why like how you. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:39.080 Get like I just get blamed for something and then 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.400 don't try to play innocent. You didn't put it behind me. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:51.920 I didn't put it anywhere? Did she do this? I 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:55.520 didn't take it. I should listen. I didn't take it. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.480 I didn't watch you make. 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:07.720 I can see. I don't know where's my fucking stress ball? 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:11.480 Hey man? Yeah, I think you get I think the 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:15.000 stress ball makes you stressed. Yeah, it makes You've got 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:17.160 takes it? You've got where is it? You've got a 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:20.359 problem with what your forearms? Is it in your hat? 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:25.959 I don't a magician. I don't know that is a 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:30.200 good thinking spot. If you okay, I do I do 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:31.280 need to address the media. 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:35.200 If you guys, and you might hear my voice, you 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:38.200 might think, oh, this guy being run down, this guy 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:40.640 got the SuDS. I'm on the front lines of a 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:45.040 flu right now, Oxac in the back lines. What you 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.120 had the flu like a week ago. I didn't have 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.200 the flu a week ago. You're on the back end 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:52.640 of the flu. You're not on the front of it because. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.560 Before you were bedridden, and now you left the front line. 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:00.440 I feel bad you guys. You guys, keep it up. 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.560 I'll hold your mouth open as I spit the bloody 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:04.640 mucus that has come out of me. 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:08.240 Already, I've already got it. I can tell the past. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.080 You probably like you want it. She's like, you want 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:12.200 to know the past. 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.560 Few days were in Austin when he finally was able 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:16.600 to be beat it a little bit so he could 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:19.040 like get out of the room. He would like stand 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.040 so close to me and talk. I went back up. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:23.240 And now you've got the snowfols. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:23.960 Yeah, I've got it. 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.760 I know you had it before me. You gave it 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:28.120 to me. Oh I didn't, Yeah, you did. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:29.680 You told you looked me in the eyes that I 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.920 remember this. It was in passing. It was under the 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.479 Vegas lights. You looked at me and he said, I. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:36.120 Don't feel good. Oh I do remember you saying you 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:39.200 didn't feel good. In Vegas. I don't feel good right now. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:42.720 And something something about me that my end, my body 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.760 does as well is you give me a seed and 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:48.560 I'll build a forest. But it can be negative too. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.360 You give me a little inkling of something and I'll 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:51.839 take it to the highest extent. 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:54.799 What's up, guys? Welcome to the episode. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:57.479 To forty seven, two hundred and forty seven of a 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.480 drop of a Dropouts podcast. 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.640 Jared, what do you? Where's the fuck is my stress ball? 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.080 I don't know, but you feel like you look like 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:05.600 you need it. 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:06.359 I do need it. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:07.520 You look that's a good thing. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.680 You have some magic mind right next to you, so yeah, 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:11.599 this is a good fix. 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:14.479 Thanks magic mind. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:18.640 That's the worst, y'all just did a horrible two man games. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.560 I was he was supposed to take it over. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:23.520 You want to see you want to see how real 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.320 people pitch your magic mind? Throw this over here. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:30.400 You don't bring it up when I'm mad that I'm Yeah, 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.880 well Jordan had the flu and he's still won. 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:37.520 You think you think I'm a top two talent in anything? No, 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:38.800 you talk like you are. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.200 Yeah, that's just that's just refras. But you don't makes 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:47.800 me talk better? What makes you talk better, magic mind. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:48.200 Wow? 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:49.159 What is that? 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:52.320 Is it? Nootropic? Uh huh? And you sip it and 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:53.080 you feel good? 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:53.560 What's in it? 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.560 You give more energy? Well, let's just say I wasn't 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.359 taking it and I got the flu. I'm not saying 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.440 it prevents the flu. I'm not not claiming, but I 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:03.760 didn't take it. I obtained sickness. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:10.160 All right. Uh? Yeah, so that's what happened. 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:13.680 Wait, we just got back from Awsen, like we just landed. 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:17.159 We uh, I had two things. Number one almost killed 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:21.240 him today, but number two because the first one's going 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:23.640 to take more time. But we we get to the airport. 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:28.080 Actually three things happened. I'll go in reverse, I'll I'll 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.040 go I'll go in reverse order. Well, the last thing 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:36.279 that happened, okay, so anti chronological, so we're going reverse 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:38.160 chronological is something most recent? 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:43.040 Okay? Uh? We get off that chronological. Yeah, we get off. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:46.400 The plane and this woman beside me, she's like, oh 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:47.280 my god, where are we? 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:48.479 And I was like what. 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:50.920 I was like Burbank And she's like, oh Jesus, thank god. 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:53.640 And I said where do you think we were? And 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:56.919 she's like Vegas? And I was like why and she's like, 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:57.720 there was a poster. 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.160 It's crazy the public apples me that you can't put 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:04.240 two and two together. It's like you see an advertisement 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:05.240 you think you're in Narnia. 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:08.840 Yeah. Yeah, Also, you know what plane you board? Yeah 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.880 that's what was she asleep or like she could have 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:13.679 been on like an ambient or something. I have no idea. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.240 Yeah, that's true, but like she's a certain word we 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:21.880 can't say. But like my hometown, my hometown airport prides itself. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.400 They're like, we're an international airport. The only place that 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:28.440 goes is Paris, right, but they have a giant poster 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.640 for Paris in the airport. Yeah, that's like landing in 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:35.040 fucking Kentucky. Yeah think yeah, people that you're halfway around 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:37.600 the world. People are dumb sec No, lady, mat. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:40.400 Wait, I thought you said that it was something he 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:41.400 did the first thing. 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:43.840 So in the chronological scheme, it was at the beginning 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:44.200 of the day. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.760 So this is just stuff that pissed you off in generally, Yeah, okay, okay, a. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.960 Part of all of it. Secondly, we were flying back 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:50.680 from Texas. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:53.960 I had a few I had an edible with me, 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:58.120 and you can't in Texas. Yeah, I flew it out 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.560 of LA because they LA, they don't care. Yeah, but 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:03.880 LA tells you to they know the laws where you're 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:04.560 going exactly. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:06.320 That's why you gotta get rid of the contract. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:09.480 About Louisiana or Los Angeles, Los Angeles, that's why. 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.120 That's why I know the laws of Texas. You're not 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:12.960 supposed to have it. So before I got to the airport, 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:14.360 I got rid of the contract. Man, how did I 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:14.880 get rid of it? 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:17.240 I ate it? And so I was high. 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:22.080 I was high, and I'm on the flight and we 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.280 had this One of the flight attendants was this guy, 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:26.160 and he was like high energy. 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.440 He was running around being cool and shit. But that 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.720 translation I remember when they used to be hot girls, 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:33.560 all right, Grandpa. 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:36.280 As flight attendants. This guy scarfs around their next you 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.160 can see where all the guy's been kissing them. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:39.880 Oh scandalous. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:42.840 This guy gets on the mic and he's like, everyone, 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.960 please sit down, Please sit down, Please sit down, buckle up. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:49.440 There's gonna be bad turbulence, fucking horrifying, especially with all 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:50.800 the plane shit that's going on. 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:53.079 He can't just like and he shouted it. 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:54.880 He could well, he didn't even shout the tribute the part. 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:56.920 He was like, he's like everyone, everyone's sit down, Sit down, 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:58.400 flight attendants, please sit now. 0:08:58.440 --> 0:08:59.440 We like what I. 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:02.280 Would have let the planes going down. I thought we 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.640 were doing like an emergency landing. Yeah, and then he 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.679 was your just high no, because this. 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:07.520 Is actually what it was. 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.600 Hello, passengers, If you guys don't mind taking your seats, 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:12.360 we're going to experience a little turbulence for the next 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:16.080 fifteen to twenty minutes. I'm gonna I'm gonna turn that 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.719 seatbelt sign on and uh, we'll see you guys. 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:23.840 Said so it was just his paranoia, Robbie, because I said, 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:24.520 why did he say that? 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:25.920 So I don't bring Robbie. 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.760 Robbie said, I genuinely thought we were doing an emergency landing. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.120 Oh okay, And then I said, jesus, I did too. 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.800 And then he did it again and like and I 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.280 was like, what the fuck? This guy's trying to make 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:40.000 me stroke out And now we're to the jackass. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:41.880 Okay, the jackass in name. 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.520 It's like three o'clock today, we have to be at 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:45.040 the airport. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.520 Oh, this is not my fault. 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:53.280 If it's anything to do with him traveling, it's his fault. 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.680 No, yes, well he got he he ended up being 0:09:57.360 --> 0:10:01.160 in like the right first, but he's deal for him. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:02.400 He would have been right for me. I would have 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:06.400 been fucked. So actually, well, the flight to getting delayed. 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:09.400 But so what happened was we were we were supposed 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.640 to board at seven o'clock, so we need to be 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:14.840 there by like six thirty at least, so our bags 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:18.360 could get six thirties even pushing it. Yeah, and everyone's 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:21.080 leaving south by Southwest, and everyone's on spring break. So 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.839 Zach's like, hey, let's just go to the mall. We've 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.440 got like a couple hours, okay, whatever. We go to 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.719 the mall. I'm like trying to find a bathroom. 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:28.880 Zack calls me. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:32.160 He's like, hell, we're going to see a movie. There's 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:35.520 no way as three o'clock. It wasn't at three o'clock. 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:39.040 It was at three forty five is when the movie 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:40.880 was supposed to go. I Hate, And it was the 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:43.320 movie an hour and fifty minutes. And before that we 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:45.920 were at the hotel, which is twenty minutes away from 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:46.880 the mall. 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:53.240 So yes, right, wrong? Right? Should I wait to give 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:54.160 the roer. 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:57.439 Wait before we leave the hotel to go to the mall. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.440 That day, I say, hey, guys, should we take our 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.920 bags with us? And they looked at me and laughed 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:02.760 at me like I was. 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.800 A fool, a fucking idiot. 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.120 So then shut two things can be true. 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:09.600 Okay, wait, wait, let me get the timeline straight. So 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.440 it the movie starts at three forty five. Yeah, and 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.520 the movie itself is an hour and fifty minutes. Yes, 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:18.760 that's not including the previews they go along with it. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.840 So let's say two twenty, but that. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:27.640 Is including the credits that nobody says through. That's seven 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:30.000 minutes of nothing, seven minutes of heaven. 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:31.840 So before we leave, I try to pitch the bags. 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:33.400 They laugh at me. We get to the thing he 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.480 wants to see a movie. It says on the thing, 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.280 like the estimated time this is going to finish just 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:41.480 five fifty, And so I'm like, Zach, there's no like, 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:45.720 it's twenty minutes to the hotel, twenty minutes to the airport. 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.120 I wish you could talk on my podcast, and it's six, 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:51.280 and it's six, it's five fifty, so we're gonna fuck ourselves. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:54.240 Okay, so twenty so forty. 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:58.400 Technically he was on board with this. Technically, you get 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:05.720 there at six thirty if all things go to plan, Yes, okay, Zach, 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:07.400 do you want to tell your side of the story now? 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:11.640 Yeah, I'm I hate this new culture that you guys 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:15.120 have adopted into when it comes to airport where instead 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.680 of saying the time that we take off, so the 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:21.080 general rule now with I mean, because they've really streamlined 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:24.200 this whole post nine to eleven. Closer to nine eleven 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:26.080 was real tough to get through an airport. It's very 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.000 fast get through an airport now, especially now that we 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:32.600 have all the TSA pre check clear. Yes, but again 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:34.000 it took me. 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:38.080 Thirty five minutes or it didn't. It didn't it was 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:41.280 twenty He keeps lying. That is not a lot. 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:45.240 It was twenty five minutes. And hold on, sit sit down. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:49.280 You had your moment. Did you get high again? You 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:50.160 look so high. 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:54.080 I think it might be really high. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:56.520 I'm going back to what I was speaking about. I'm 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.960 sick of you guys beca anytime I'd be like, okay, 0:12:59.200 --> 0:12:59.720 so we got to be the. 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:02.040 Airport an hour before they're like, oh yeah, but we 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:04.040 take off. I mean, we start boarding it this time. 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.360 Don't give me the time we start boarding. We're going 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.440 off the time that we leave. It's it's never an 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:11.679 hour before you're boarding. It's an hour before you leave. Okay, 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.800 we killed thirty, Yes, we have to be at the 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.120 airport at six thirty. 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:17.040 Kind of the. 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:20.480 Flight was at seven seven thirty, seven thirty. 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:23.640 The check bag stops usually around thirty to forty five 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:24.640 minutes before. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.400 The thing is that stresses me out. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.960 And also the movie, the movie, No, no, no, the movie 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:33.440 just because actually no, no, no time. The movie didn't start 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.640 at three forty five, It started at like four. 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:37.200 And you're butchering this story. 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:39.560 There were three other people to other people that can. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:40.640 Was I wrong or right? 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.640 Did we not sit at the airport for an hour 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.240 and fifteen minutes delayed? 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.800 And no, no, no, not not. The the flight got deleted. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:52.680 I got I said, you shut up, you only talk 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:53.240 over me. 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:57.440 My car? 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.800 Fix the product placement? Where you going on? I'm going, 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.839 I'm going, okay, wait, you gotta fix this. You can't 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:11.640 tell you can't tell a freaking story with this. 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I said, you 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.080 should go get the bags and get there early, because 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:22.280 I've told him eight hundred million times to get pre check, 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.320 and he's decided every day not to do pre check, 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.720 even though We've even signed him up to go do it. 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:29.840 It's so easy, you just go to a Staples. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:31.560 I got it in fifteen minutes. 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.080 So I'm sitting at the gate. The flight doesn't take off. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.440 I'm sitting I have an hour and forty minutes till 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.760 the flight even takes off. And the movie only had 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:41.440 an hour left, so we could have fully watched the 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:42.640 movie when you. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:43.720 Guys walked out of the movie. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.920 Watched it the hour of it. Yeah, because he was 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:48.400 freaking out. He was freaking out. I was like, we 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:50.840 gotta leave, we gotta leave. And then we're both sitting 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:54.480 there like this, I'm like, watch hire movie? Was this? 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:55.360 Was this? 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:56.000 Nova came? 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:57.160 Yeah? 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:01.120 Okay for the audience at home, we had pizza before 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:04.879 we uh we ate and Zach just coyly asked the question. 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:08.320 He goes, y'all ever seen the movie Novacane? And Skyler goes, 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:12.159 You're gonna piss me? And now I understand. 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:15.159 It wasn't just me up like like hey, we need 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:16.960 to get out of here. I told Zach, I was like, 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:18.719 you can stay. When we were all the way out there, 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:20.239 I said you could to stay and finish the movie. 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:23.600 I would have grabbed a bag. He doesn't. He's so passive, 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:25.199 aggressive and disgusting with it. 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:29.200 Robbie, Robbie and Katie both were like, oh no, five o'clock, heart. 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:32.159 Out, Yes, okay, three people could be idiots, not just one. 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.439 Congratulations. We all learned that Zach was still right and 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:38.280 more people are wrong. You enjoy the other people under 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:40.280 the bus with you. Now they're not enjoy. 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:42.320 We're driving the bus. We're good folks. 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:45.639 Yeah, you're the wrong way. Do you want a tight body? 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.720 Do you want abs that say hey, how you doing? 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.160 Do you want muscles that get a little. 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:55.359 Woo who when you walk by? Boy? 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