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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secrets of six pin one. If you

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Speaker 1: had our job and you saw all the texts that

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Speaker 1: come in at four one or six one with people's secrets,

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Speaker 1: you would never trust anybody ever again in your life.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of people with a lot of really deep,

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Speaker 1: dark secrets and everybody. Yeah, I mean yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: so that's why you should never everybody's got secrets. So

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now. Remember everybody stays anonymous. Nobody

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Speaker 1: whill ever know who you are if you want to

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Speaker 1: call up and tell your dirty little secret on their

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Speaker 1: So on the phone right now. Pee wee Herman from

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Speaker 1: Pew's Playoffs back in the day, remember that, pee wee?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm great? How are you? Guys? Good?

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Speaker 1: Your voice is a little higher than I remember. But

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Speaker 1: oh man, um, what do you want to tell us?

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Speaker 1: What's your secret? U? So, yeah, this one. I've been

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Speaker 1: doing this since I think it was fifteen, Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 1: So how long has that been? Because you said since fifteen?

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Speaker 1: How old do you know? Thirty? So can we even

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Speaker 1: trust that it's a lie? Yes? I am thirty. Not

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Speaker 1: everything is a lie. When I was younger, I saw

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Speaker 1: this movie. I don't even remember what it was at

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Speaker 1: the time, but one of the characters did this thing,

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Speaker 1: and I thought it was pretty brilliant. I started telling

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Speaker 1: people that I have this medical condition that I used

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Speaker 1: to like get out of things I don't want to do.

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Speaker 1: What do you say that you have? I tell people

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Speaker 1: that I have really bad migraines. Okay, okay, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: not so bad. Yeah, I mean I use that to

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Speaker 1: get out of well, never mind. Yeah, I think we

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Speaker 1: know what Alex is getting out of. I'm kidding, I

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Speaker 1: have a headache. Can I ever say that to you? No,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm just I know it just I just

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Speaker 1: say I'm too tired. Yeah, that's pretty just honest. I

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Speaker 1: just don't want to you can. I don't want if

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Speaker 1: you didn't know, Alex and I are married. I have

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Speaker 1: to point that out when we talk about that, because

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Speaker 1: otherwise people just think it's weird, like why are these

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Speaker 1: girls talking about doing that together? It's because we're married

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Speaker 1: and we do that occasionally together. I get the joke.

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Speaker 1: I definitely get the joke, okay, and it definitely works

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Speaker 1: for that if you ever do meet I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's better than what I thought it was going to be.

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Speaker 1: You know, at least it's not something some serious. I mean,

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Speaker 1: migraines are terrible. Yeah, I'm glad though you didn't pick

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Speaker 1: like cancer or something. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been

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Speaker 1: really dark. But I mean, I'm not proud of this one.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know. It works for things I don't

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Speaker 1: want to do. And I'm surprised no one's taught on

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Speaker 1: yet because I tend to not have them for parties

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Speaker 1: and events. But you and it's all the fun stuff.

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Speaker 1: And then when you have something. What's the most recent

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Speaker 1: thing that you've lied about having migraines to get out

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Speaker 1: of friends daughter's like socially distanced dance recital. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how that was going to work. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: would give you a migraine just being there. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you've been using this excuse though for fifteen years. Does

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Speaker 1: anyone asked for any like medical I don't know, background

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Speaker 1: on how you got the condition or or like if

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Speaker 1: it's getting better, Yeah, anything, I'm just gonna have to

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Speaker 1: tell them that I have the one type of migraine

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Speaker 1: or whatever condition that you cannot cure with medicine. Yeah. Really,

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Speaker 1: it's like long genetic I don't know but I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to get rid of it. It's like

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Speaker 1: those bacterial infections, you know, like super Goneria, Superna who

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Speaker 1: had super Gonno reac. I don't know what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't mean like it just came full force. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what it looks like for like, yeah, no idea.

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Speaker 1: I just remember when they came out and there was

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Speaker 1: billboards everywhere for super Goneria extend. What is Goneria? What

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Speaker 1: a super Goneria? Yeah? Text in four one, six one?

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Speaker 1: Have you had super Goneria? Yeah? If so? Are you Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we know you fake migraines to get out of things,

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Speaker 1: but do you know anything about super goner reac? No,

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Speaker 1: but I definitely fall those billboards too. So if you

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Speaker 1: guys find out, let me know. I've got to cure you.

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Speaker 1: A noun, what's your dirty little secret