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Speaker 1: Hi, everybody. Helloha, Donald, phase On, Helloha, Zach Braff, how

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? And Joel Monique and Daniel's back

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Speaker 1: with us, everybody, Holy shit, Daniel's back as sound. This

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Speaker 1: is my love. Hi Daniel, Hi Joel Daniel. What was

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Speaker 1: it like to miss a show? Did you feel left out? Um?

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Speaker 1: I don't know about left out. I was certainly sad

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Speaker 1: you guys for a day. But it was definitely cute

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Speaker 1: to sit back and listen to the show as a

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Speaker 1: listener and just you know, here the bands, here, the bands.

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Speaker 1: It was a funny episode. It was a really funny episode.

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Speaker 1: I laughed listening back to it. I laughed out loud

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Speaker 1: a bunch of times. I was in the dog park,

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Speaker 1: A lot of great suggestions for the live show, guys, Um,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I disagree. I thought some of them were great,

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Speaker 1: and I want to thank our fans for helping us

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Speaker 1: because we don't know what the heck to do. Donald,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna make it up as we go along. But

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Speaker 1: I thought there were some good suggestions in there. Well, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: there were some great suggestions, but we said we weren't

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Speaker 1: going to do a drinking game. And I saw a

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Speaker 1: bunch of people say, let's do a drinking game. It's like, wait,

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Speaker 1: hold on now, I said, why are you trying to

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Speaker 1: peer pressure me? Which the peer pressure for I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I saw someone say, we'll do a drinking game, but

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Speaker 1: it will be understood that because we're the hosts, we

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Speaker 1: can't participate. We'll drink gts, kombucha or something. You guys

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Speaker 1: drink alcohol, right, yeah, you guys can drink if you

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Speaker 1: want to play a drinking game. By all means, let's

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Speaker 1: play a drinking game. We will be the hosts of

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Speaker 1: said drinking game. Right. It made me realize, though, one thing,

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Speaker 1: that we should do it on a Friday night so

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Speaker 1: people can people who want to imbibe can get hammered. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: bring the marijuana. We're not gonna and we're not gonna

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Speaker 1: smoke on camera. Either, make it out of here. Get

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Speaker 1: out of here, dude, the fuck out of here. I'm

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Speaker 1: on suggested we get high on camera. There's no way

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Speaker 1: that y'all are doing that. First of all, there's no

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Speaker 1: way I'm doing it. I got sponsors, look, I don't

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Speaker 1: think that's a good idea for us, but um, I

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Speaker 1: promise it's gonna be so much fun. We're gonna every

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Speaker 1: a lot of requests for Bill, so I'm sure we'll

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Speaker 1: get Bill to come on. And then we're gonna have

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Speaker 1: a very special guest. Joel. You'll have to really, really

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Speaker 1: really pick the creme de la creme guest, got it,

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Speaker 1: I wish we could do this on a sound stage

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Speaker 1: we were we were we were Johnny Carson and freaking

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Speaker 1: that's who'll or no Johnny Carson and Arseneo Hall at

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Speaker 1: the same time. What I mean, one day when we tour,

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Speaker 1: like a bit of a Wayne's World kind of saying,

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Speaker 1: you know, our basement, our mom's basement, and you don't

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Speaker 1: think we should be in the same room. I don't

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Speaker 1: think we should touch anything people again that people are liking,

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Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, like people like this show,

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Speaker 1: people like bizarrely, So I think that we should stick

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Speaker 1: I don't think we should fix anything. The name broke. Okay, so,

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Speaker 1: but you're gonna wear a onesie. I'm probably I was

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Speaker 1: Should we like make it kind of like a let's

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Speaker 1: wear fake Doctor's Real Friends merch, real fake Doctor's real

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Speaker 1: again for that. I don't know. I don't know how.

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Speaker 1: three thousand people. No, you're probably right about so. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know that. I actually asked the tech guys,

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Speaker 1: I said, why can't you guys frantically have some really

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? Is it safe to say that

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Speaker 1: you're stoned today? Oh? Absolutely? It's a say just checking,

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Speaker 1: that I don't have yet. But Dan, you got the

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Speaker 1: thing I thought you said, the picture of No, it happened.

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Speaker 1: It arrived. The guys who'll be happy to know that

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Speaker 1: the sound pad has arrived and Daniel has it on

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Speaker 1: his workbench. I can see it there and he's gonna

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Speaker 1: fill it with sounds. Daniel, we gotta go over which

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Speaker 1: sounds I want on which pad? Do you want to

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Speaker 1: know what I have picked? Already. Yeah, let us go definitely.

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Speaker 1: I told you I want bong hit for when Donald

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Speaker 1: be like, no, we have we have bong hit with

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Speaker 1: lots of bubbling. Yes, good, good. We have the toilet flush,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just putting random sounds on there.

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Speaker 1: requested I love you Zach from Casey from Casey. That

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Speaker 1: one's good. Um. I have the bomb explosion. I have

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Speaker 1: Um okay, well we can talk offline. Other things that

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Speaker 1: It already has drum sounds loaded on it. You turn

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Speaker 1: your and I bought the fucking thing. I know, I

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Speaker 1: a barng hit? No, it's I don't smoke weed and

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Speaker 1: about scrubs? No, not yet, Joel. Do you have any

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Speaker 1: We was bullshit. And we're putting all in a room.

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Speaker 1: I'm better than you for that, all right, Well, you

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Speaker 1: in a non that will be that will be freestyle.

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Speaker 1: All Right, here we go. Turk's really good at Operation

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Speaker 1: Dan and Elliott dating Bo Mulattos. I'm gonna keep it

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Speaker 1: it doesn't rhyme. Um, it's not supposed to rhyme. It

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Speaker 1: was more sex book and word poetry. Mulatto's believe you

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Speaker 1: funny to me. Mulatto, mulatto. It's so cringey that I

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Speaker 1: said that. And and but it's Milano's right, that's the name, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Milano used to be a term for mixed

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Speaker 1: This episode is a weird episode. Didn't you feel that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You know it's It was written by Bill Callahan, who

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Speaker 1: what did what did? What did I do to my

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Speaker 1: evil twin to make them that evil and want to

420
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Speaker 1: steal wants your money. He's gonna hold that baby for

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Speaker 1: ransom for some for some donal money. I feel like

422
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Speaker 1: if I had a twin we could get into so

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Speaker 1: much good trouble. Why would they want to steal my kids?

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Speaker 1: Right right? I agree with you? Anyway, she sings down

425
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 1: the hall. The interesting tidbit in this episode a bit

426
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: of trivia. All the flashbacks in this episode are from

427
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Speaker 1: Kelso's point of view. I didn't pick up on that.

428
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: I didn't well, I did notice that Kelso was having flashbacks.

429
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that too. Um, but you know, he

430
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Speaker 1: has a bat in his attic, and the bat he

431
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: he's trying to stick his dog on it, which is

432
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Speaker 1: Ken's real dog, by the way, whose name was Pal,

433
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: very very well trained Australian shepherd. And the bat appears

434
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Speaker 1: to pick up backster now later in the episode. Later

435
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: in the episode, the bat steals your tennis racket, but

436
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 1: nearly that's not nearly as impressive as stealing an Australian shepherd. No,

437
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: but do you see the Australian shepherd get lived up in?

438
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: Then it's almost like it's a it's a it's a

439
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: what are those birds? Not the vultures but the ones? Yeah,

440
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: a condor, like a condor like the best size of

441
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Speaker 1: a condor and snatch it up. Do you remember the

442
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: movie The Last Unicorn? No, great movie anyway, If you

443
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 1: don't remember it, I can't tell you. So Last Unicorn

444
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: was this movie about the last unicorn on the and

445
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: there was this one creature in it and what was it?

446
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: What it was like? And it was the only creature

447
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 1: that Do you remember, Joel, Because it's a vague movie.

448
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: It's a it's a very appy kind of movie. But

449
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Speaker 1: when you said when you said, when you said the

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Speaker 1: bat grabs like, all right, have you ever seen the

451
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Speaker 1: movie of Unknown Origin? No, it's about a rat inside

452
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Speaker 1: in New York City or something like that in this

453
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Speaker 1: guy's apartment and the thing is so big and a

454
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: large size, and he at one point gets a cat

455
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Speaker 1: to get the rat, and the rat beats the shit

456
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Speaker 1: out of the cat and kills the cat and leaves

457
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Speaker 1: it in the freaking kitchen in the kitchen sink. All right,

458
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: So I mean not the kids an in refrigerator. Refrigerator.

459
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: So anyway, when I was a kid, my dad took

460
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Speaker 1: me to forty second Street to see a bunch of movies,

461
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: like I saw Jaws there, I saw Polter guys there.

462
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: We lived only a couple of blocks away, so forty

463
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: second Street time square like when freaking taxi driver was around,

464
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 1: was an experience I experience because my dad would take

465
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: us through the movies, and Of Unknown Origin was one

466
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: of those movies that he took me to see about

467
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 1: this rat. The only time I ever was where my

468
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: dad was jumping and grabbing me, like, holy shit, this

469
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: motherfucking rat. It's so goddamn big, you know what I mean,

470
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: like grabbing me to how big is the rat in

471
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: the movie. You never really see it, but just like it,

472
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 1: and you're jumping right and the dude with a rat, right,

473
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: and the dude gets dressed up in like hockey gear

474
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: at the end and goes at it with the rat anyway,

475
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: just saying, well you and that's what this bat, that's

476
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: what this bat thing kind of reminds me of you.

477
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: And the attic with that bat was hysterical. That made

478
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: me laugh. You screamed, You did your famous Donald Phazon

479
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: scream and it gets me every time. Yeah, I gotta

480
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: stop doing that scream. I think people are used to

481
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: it now. Well let's hear what you're talking about, Willis,

482
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: But I really like it. Okay, I remember why I

483
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: mean catch? I mean I catchphrases are so funny, Like

484
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: I remember being a kid being like when uncertain episodes

485
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: when Arnold didn't say what you're talking about Willis? I

486
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is this episode? There was

487
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: no what you're talking about? Missus Garrett. Do you know

488
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: where missus Garrett came from originally? Oh? You know where

489
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: Mitchus Garrett went to? I know she went to Northwestern University.

490
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: Do you know what she do? You know what she

491
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: went to after different strokes? UM, don't tell me. She

492
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Speaker 1: went to UM her own show with the squat tuti.

493
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: What's it call facts of Life? Facts of life? You

494
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: take the good, you take the bad, you take them both.

495
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,719
Speaker 1: In there you had the facts of lieb the facts

496
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Speaker 1: of life man the world seems to believe. It's a

497
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Speaker 1: funny lyric. I remember it was like, um, when the

498
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Speaker 1: boys are used to hate your date. I guess you

499
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Speaker 1: must invest stick gate the fact that bo yep, that

500
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Speaker 1: must have been the long cut. Well, that's that was

501
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: we learned that from ted'span. Oh that's right. Do you

502
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: know who was on the Facts of Life that you

503
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Speaker 1: the audience might be surprised to know was a was

504
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: a regular Molly Ringwall George Clooney, I didn't know that.

505
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: That was later on Molly Ringwall Season one. Facts of Life?

506
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Speaker 1: Really and now, were you a tutti Blair or Joe

507
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Speaker 1: tutti baby, Tutti tutti, tutti tutti? I really had. This

508
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: was right around the time in my age where, like,

509
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: you know, things were starting to you were a Joe,

510
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: things were starting to kick on and Joe. Yeah, I

511
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: really had a crush on Joe. Yeah. Really. It's funny

512
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: because Blair was like supposed to be like the beautiful

513
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: blah on bombshell, but like I'd liked I liked the

514
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Speaker 1: tomboy Joe. Yeah, Dan was Joel. Did you have a

515
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: particular fact of life crush? Are you too young? Well? Too?

516
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: It was okay. Do you guys remember your first sitcom crush? Oh?

517
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: First sitcom crush? Well, my first sitcom crush, I told

518
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: you was was Susanne. I have a preliminary question, m M,

519
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Speaker 1: does The Power Rangers count as a six? Not? Then?

520
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: Then Kimberly Amy Joe Johnson, Pink Ranger, The Pink Ranger,

521
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Speaker 1: Oh man, she was pretty great. She was pretty great.

522
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: You know when I did Felicity and she was on

523
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: Felicity and she was the pink Ranger. I remember geeking

524
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: out inside being like, dude, she has no idea keep

525
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: a professional, She has no idea, how fucking how dope

526
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: you know how dope she is? So just what about

527
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Speaker 1: a list of Milano on Who's the Ball? Of course

528
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Speaker 1: that was everybody's but but a two d uh? And

529
00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: then Janet Jackson on Good Times and the Sister on

530
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: Good Times. Oh my god. When I was a kid,

531
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: and then when I moved to Los Angeles, I swore

532
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: I was gonna marry log boy He's I was like,

533
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry when I get here, I'm gonna just

534
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: gonna say, like, wore he's as Lisa Marie. Yeah, I

535
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: knew it. I was, I was sure of it. I

536
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: was like at the clueless, there's no way loved boy,

537
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: he's gonna say no to me. All right, we're gonna

538
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: take a break and when we come back, we're gonna

539
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: talk about bastard coded bastards with bastard filling and be

540
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: right back, and we're bad. We're bad, bastard coded bastards.

541
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: With bastard filling. Two people said it, two people say

542
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: it in this episode. It's a great line. I gotta

543
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: read the line because hold on me, it's on the

544
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: Scrumbs wiki. Molly says Perry, no one is pure evil.

545
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, everyone has a hard outer shell, but

546
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: inside everybody has a creamy center. He said, there are

547
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: plenty of people in here, on this particular planet that

548
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: are hard on the outside and hard the inside. And

549
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: then she says, so they have more of a neuguinte center,

550
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: and he says, lady, lady, people aren't chocolates, do you

551
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: know what? They are? Mostly bastards, bastard coated bastards with

552
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: bastard feeling. But I don't find them half as annoying

553
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: as I find naive, bubbleheaded optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

554
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: And then she touches his chest and she goes, I'm

555
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: touching your creamy sent you. This has been Scrubs theater exactly.

556
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's a funny line. I think bastard, Yes,

557
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: I think bastard covered bastards with bastard filling is a

558
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: funny line. I want to what is I thought a

559
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: bastard was like a kid who doesn't have a dad.

560
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: Isn't that what a bastard is? Yeah? But I think

561
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: that's the Chinese division. But I didn't think it became

562
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: just just calling someone like a jerk. It became like,

563
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: you know, well, that's what Marty McFly calls the Libyans

564
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: after they shoot Doc Brown. I know that you pasta

565
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: a deep cut. Um. How about so Kelso and Cox

566
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: really just are pissed off that Molly's happy. They try

567
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: and break her, They try and just fuck with this episode. Yeah,

568
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: you know, I would expect that from Cox. I didn't

569
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: necessarily expect Kelso to like really invest like that because

570
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 1: he doesn't pissed that she won't write a prescription for

571
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Speaker 1: him to stick the drugs in the half Newton right

572
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: now he's in. Yeah, he wants to get revenge on

573
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: her because she won't. She won't played by his rules. Right.

574
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure he could just write the prescription, right. I

575
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: didn't understand that either, or couldn't Kell to write prescription

576
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: for your family members? Is that a rule? I don't know.

577
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: Could Cox have written a prescription? Well in Garden State?

578
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: Doesn't your it doesn't doesn't don't your parents write the

579
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: prescriptions for you. Yeah. Um. And that was actually inspired

580
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: um by someone I knew whose father was a psycho

581
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: psychiatrist and had her on so many meds. And I

582
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: remember thinking, like, this woman is taking so many drugs

583
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: because this one causes this side effects, so she takes

584
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: this one for that, and then that causes another side effects.

585
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: So she was taking like a handful of these insane

586
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: pills and she certainly didn't seem like any of it

587
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: was really helping her. And I that was sort of

588
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: the the you know, genesis of that idea was was thinking, like, God,

589
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: her father, I'm sure he means well, but he's like,

590
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: they're they're they're caught in this horrific loop. You know.

591
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: Do you think in this clim and do you think

592
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: in today's climate you could still tell this joke where

593
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: Kelso's drugging his wife, Um, yeah, because he's not. I mean,

594
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: I think so he's he's drugging her with any It's

595
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: not like he's drugging her own with with roof a

596
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: doll or something. He's drugging her with any depressants he's

597
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: trying to try. I mean, I don't know, Joel, what

598
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 1: do you think I don't give me drugs without my consent.

599
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to tie at all without knowing that

600
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: I'm taking it time. No, I know, but Donald's saying.

601
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: Donald's saying in twenty twenty one, could you still write

602
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: a I'm drugging my wife with any depressants joke? Probably not.

603
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, I know. It's crazy, right,

604
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: it's crazy. What was funny? So like not so long ago,

605
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: it's crazy and now it's like, oh, that's a little dangerous. Yeah, no,

606
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: I hear you. I agree with you. I didn't even

607
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: think of it, by the way. It's just I didn't

608
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: even think of it at the time. But I think

609
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: you're probably right. What about when he gives he gives

610
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: her a Spanish book because she's going to Mexico, and

611
00:35:50,680 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: she says, grassius and he goes, you're welcome. Oh boy,

612
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: oh boy, oh boy. So you're really working the diabetes

613
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: angle with Carla. You got her wrapped around your finger.

614
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: This is the best part of this is the best

615
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: part of the episode. To meet h I laughed a

616
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: lot at Turk's use of his diabetes. Yeah, and I

617
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: think I might do the same. And it's because he

618
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,959
Speaker 1: hasn't figured out his medication yet. So he's getting away

619
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: with a lot of shit, right, So he's getting sandwiches,

620
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: he's getting sandwiches, he's getting he's getting a bunch of things.

621
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: He's getting sex, he's getting whatever he wants, as long

622
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: as it's as long as it's for his diabetes. It's

623
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: it's it's his I thought, I thought it was so

624
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: funny how she runs away and comes back on Ncgurney

625
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: smiling with the sandwich, like she's so happy to do

626
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: it for him, like Carla is so happy to do

627
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: it for something funny, like because you're hooking me up

628
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: with sandwiches and whatnot. But then she's doing the same thing.

629
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: She winds up doing the exact same thing. Everybody's lying

630
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: in the episode. That's the theme, everybody. The theme. The

631
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: theme is that everyone is being duplicitous with everybody, No

632
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: one is really being honest, and it creates quite a

633
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: tangled mess. Well, yeah, don't you remember the commercial when

634
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: you tell one lie, you need to another. No you

635
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: don't remember, Oh, let me take it up. When you

636
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: tell one lie it leads to another, then you tell

637
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: two lies. Oh brother, you don't notice then you lie

638
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: and lie. I don't remember the exactly like it Latterday Saints,

639
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: so it was Jesus Christ spend so much money on

640
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: ads when we were kids. Do you remember the one

641
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: without found a rebel, mister Robertson, Mister Robertson, I broke

642
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: your window. I broke your window with my ball, and

643
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: I've come to a kidfess. Do you remember that one? No?

644
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: But I remember like when we were kid is. I

645
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: don't know if it was an East Coast Tri State

646
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: area thing, but like whenever we were watching the Latter

647
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 1: Day Saints were hitting us up wi X with messages hardcore,

648
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: don't lie, don't lie and then always tell the truth. Dude,

649
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: I remember. You know, if you look up on YouTube

650
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: you could find the one with Alfonso and it's like

651
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: a musical and they were always musical numbers. Uh. I

652
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: remember a kid being like, Mommy, I got bubble gum

653
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: all over the dog. Do you remember that one? No?

654
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: That was one too. Do you remember when this wasn't

655
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: a Latter Day Saints one? But do you remember the

656
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: PSA that was like, um, it was pills and they

657
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 1: were they were puppets. Speaking of pills, and they sang

658
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: it was it was to protect kids from not eating pills,

659
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,479
Speaker 1: and it was. And the puppets pills would sing weird

660
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: not candy, even though we looked so fine and dandy. Yes, yeah,

661
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 1: I'm sure that on YouTube anyway, those pills could sing.

662
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: They had they had range. There was a long song.

663
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: That's the only part I remember. Um. All right, so

664
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 1: Dan's back in the tub. I think I did. First

665
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: of all, I did a really great pratfall. Yes, where

666
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: is that potfall? I wrote it down over the couch

667
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: When when Dan pops up, I literally backwards leaped over

668
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: that couch. That's some serious trust that no one accidentally

669
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: moved the pad Because when you landed, did you do

670
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: a back roll? Did you roll over? No? I just

671
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,439
Speaker 1: fucking hurled myself backwards and just trusted that that Matt

672
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: would be there. How many times did you truly injure

673
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: yourself doing these prat falls? Like, let's talk about that. Like,

674
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: I know you had a hernia at one point. Did

675
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: that come from pratt falling too? I don't know. You know,

676
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: I think some people are just predisposed to have, like, um,

677
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: the one that's called an ingwall next to your growing um.

678
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's just like it's it's very common

679
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: for men um, but it happened. I don't know you

680
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: did so I remember you did. You were doing pratfalls

681
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: with the hernia and you were like, I'm getting surgery tomorrow. Like,

682
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: don't you remember that? Don't you remember this? I do remember, well,

683
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I always had back issues from it,

684
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I really did nine years of

685
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: hurling myself around. I always I used to have go

686
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: to the chiropractor a lot helped me. When you cheaper

687
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 1: by the dozens, Are you gonna be doing that? Um? No,

688
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: it's not as broad as um It's not as as

689
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: as slap sticky, as as as a Steve Martin thing.

690
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm not like, I'm not like swinging from chandeliers. That's

691
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 1: still's funny. It still makes there's there's there's there's some,

692
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: there's some there's definitely some funny physical related comedy, But

693
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm not. My character's not as like goofy as jadis okay.

694
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: Um So Turk convinces uh JD to use the pain

695
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: of Elliott dating Dan to get make it so that

696
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 1: she can she'll forgive him for dumping her, right, and

697
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: he tries it and it sends Dan back into the

698
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: bathtub again. Right. I love that. I love it. I

699
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 1: go he goes hey, little brother, I go, ah, what

700
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: are you doing back in the tub? Yeah, he s

701
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: Elliot broke up with me. Yeah, I'm supposed to work,

702
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: so it works. But now your brother, no, but they're lying.

703
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: They're lying. They didn't break Why don't wait, why is

704
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: he in the tub? They do break up. They do

705
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: break up for that hot second, don't they? And then

706
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 1: he goes back. Oh. I thought it was all fronting

707
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: that they were. They were hiding their relationship, didn't I

708
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: didn't pick up on that. It was like a play,

709
00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: a performative exercise in tricking j D. Then I go

710
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: over her house and she's she's all dialed up and

711
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: she's in this nighty. She's got her cleavage on display

712
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: and the blue BRA's back. Yep. They got champagne, they

713
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: got Dido plane, and they got um, what's the other

714
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: thing in candlesticks? I really laughed at. I really laughed at.

715
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: You were like, yeah, you're talking. I just wanted to

716
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: tell you that. Well, thank you, I said, if my

717
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: if my heart could write songs it would be. And

718
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: then I take a sip of the champagne on it.

719
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: It's so tingly, it's a tingly drink. And then Dan

720
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: Dan appears. I pop over the couch. Then there's this

721
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: really surreal fantasy where we're both standing there naked, looking

722
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: at each other's spinning right and realizing that you have

723
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: no feelings for each other. And I have a question.

724
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: I really think it's possible. I guess it is. If

725
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: you're just so over it, come on, buddy, come on, buddy,

726
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: come on, buddy. Wait, let me finish my thought and

727
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: then you can come on buddy me. Okay, if you

728
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: think it's possible someone you really cared about, I'm not

729
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: talking about some flame. You had to be standing there

730
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: naked in front of them, looking at their naked body,

731
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: and you had such strong feelings for them to absolutely

732
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: feel nothing. That's what That's what, jays are you both

733
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: are you both single? Yeah? In this scenario we are

734
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: in the show, we are and you butt naked in

735
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: front of each other. Yeah, we're both buck naked looking

736
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 1: at each other's bodies like eighteen inches apart. What do

737
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 1: you say buck naked or do you say butt naked Buck.

738
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: I think if you say buck, I say butt. Okay,

739
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: So anyway, I don't think it's possible. No, yeah, this

740
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: isn't like some girl that you like woman. You're not

741
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: a true well you know that you had a like

742
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: just a hook up where this is like someone you

743
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 1: were like, had strong feelings for. I feel like if

744
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,919
Speaker 1: you guys are back in that situation, if you guys

745
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: back in that situation but naked in front of each other,

746
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: I think Buck is correct. You might want to pivot.

747
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: It's okay to pivot at forty six. I have looked

748
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: this up because I was curious. They're both acceptable. Buck

749
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: naked is older, the more original of the two. Well,

750
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 1: since you're forty six, you should probably use Buck. I'm

751
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: gonna keep it. I'm gonna keep an urbane but urban

752
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: keeping a Buck, baby. That'd be funny if Daniel's definition

753
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: said that if you're urban but yo. Yeah, But I

754
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think. I don't think if you're

755
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: both single at that moment and you're butt naked, now,

756
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: if you just appear in front of each other like,

757
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: oh shit, I'm button naked in front of my ax,

758
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 1: how did this happen. I don't think. Okay, yeah, sure,

759
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: but if you're both at this point button naked and

760
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: you're both single, something going, something's been. We're eighteen inches

761
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: apart and we're on some sort of lazy Susan spinning around,

762
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't really. I mean, I guess it was just

763
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: a stylistic thing to choose to put lazy Susan, and

764
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: that's a fantasy to but I don't think. I don't

765
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: think that's why are we naked on a lazy Susan?

766
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: To prove that you guys were standing in front of

767
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: each other naked, you wouldn't have any feelings at that,

768
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: but it wouldn't funny if we if we within the fantasy,

769
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: Like I broke the moment to be like, why are

770
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: we spinning on a lazy Susan? Um? Yeah, So I

771
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: don't believe that I watched that, and I was like,

772
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: first of all, Sarah's beautiful and naked, and j D

773
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: is a straight male who was very in love with her,

774
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: and I just don't believe that he'd be like, although

775
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 1: she she feels like you should really meet her brother

776
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: gay brother, she keeps making a jokes about me. Yeah, well,

777
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I love Dido and I need to meet

778
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 1: her brother Barry because he's the one of the four

779
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: brothers that she thinks is gay. Yes, I don't know

780
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: if you saw this, but I saw this. Did you

781
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: see the light frames in the background this episode? Okay,

782
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: go to I got it up. I can go to it.

783
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: What are you talking about it? Go to the I'm

784
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: not sure if it's the apartment where it's Elliott's apartment

785
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: toward the end in the corner. Is that a light frame?

786
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: You see it a bunch of times if you go

787
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: through the whole scene between the two, it's like a

788
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 1: little black piece in the corner that has nothing to

789
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 1: do with anything. It's almost like it's I think it's

790
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: that one. I'm not sure. I don't see it. I

791
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: gotta go back. I don't know. I saw a light

792
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: frame and I didn't write down the scene that it

793
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: was in because I was freaking stoned when I was

794
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: watching the show. I feel like there was a that's

795
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: where you hit the button, But I feel like there

796
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: was a couple of shots where I could see like

797
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: the edge of a keynote, it felt like, or the

798
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: edge of it. I don't know, I don't see it,

799
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm sure. I'm sure that there's there's

800
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: somewhere in there. Yeah, I could be wrong. I'm gonna

801
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: look at it again, all right, to make sure love

802
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: that people love fuck ups. Donald, Maybe there's a fuck up.

803
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: It's so easy to paint things out these days, you know,

804
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: because everything is just so computerized and it's it's easy

805
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: for someone to go, oh, there's a light, and we'll

806
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: just we'll paint that out or put it in shadow

807
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: or crop it out. Do you remember when you talked

808
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: about how you saw your first CG tier. I feel

809
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: like I just saw it in something. I don't know

810
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: what it was. I was watching. I was watching something

811
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: with Casey and it was like a CG. I was like,

812
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: that's CG. You were just recently watching something. I don't

813
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:52,439
Speaker 1: remember what it was. Yeah, the cgtiers are coming, they're

814
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: coming strong. I saw it one too recently. It doesn't

815
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: look real yet. It doesn't look real. It looks kind

816
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: of fake. It's kind of like a piece of ice

817
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: tear coming out like it's It's good if you like,

818
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: if you have a specific moment that hinges on a tear,

819
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: and and and the actors can't do it. First of all,

820
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,959
Speaker 1: it's one thing to say, okay, in this scene, you cry, okay,

821
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: But to have like that moment of like the Denzel

822
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: and Glory moment of like the tear, you know, cresting

823
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: the lid and dropping like that, that's pretty freaking hard

824
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: to choreograph. And it's almost impossible. And that's why you

825
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: want oscars for that shit, right, So I'm saying like, So,

826
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying like if if, if you know, if your

827
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 1: script has a moment that's so key to it. Yeah,

828
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: I mean maybe maybe, maybe it's fine. I think it'll

829
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: help with continuity too, because, as we've spoken on the show,

830
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 1: sometimes someone's crying and then all of a sudden they're not,

831
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: and then they would have some tears in their eyes.

832
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 1: So I think that's going to help filmmakers be like, Okay,

833
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: well it doesn't match. Let me just put a little

834
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: gloss on her eyes. Otherwise it looks, you know, where

835
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 1: did all the tears go? Because we're doing this five

836
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: hours later, you know. Speaking of Sarah Chuk, I've been

837
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: watching Firefly Lane with Oh yeah, how is it? I

838
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: just started it last night, Dad, shit is funny She's

839
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: so good. Sarah's so good, right, Sarah's so good. So

840
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: it's Catherine Katie's good too. But Sarah has a special

841
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: place in my heart. And like, like I'm not watching it,

842
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: like my wife is watching it. Like my wife is invested,

843
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: Like she stands up and she's into it, into it.

844
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,919
Speaker 1: And you know, I'll be on a couch playing video

845
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 1: games on my phone or something and Sarah say something

846
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: and I'll laugh. I'll like, She's laugh out loud, funny

847
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 1: Sarah chuk and very happy for It's a huge kid, Donald.

848
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: I mean she was. When Sarah was on her show,

849
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: she was talking about, Oh, I hope we get another

850
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: season of it, um, and that I was wondering, is

851
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: it a what kind of show is it? I thought

852
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: it was a limited series, but if it's a full

853
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: lawn series. Wow, good for her, man, It's so good, dude.

854
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: I think it's ideal for her because it shot it

855
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: where she lives in Vancouver, and uh and I you know,

856
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about it other than I when

857
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: you when you open Netflix, it's like the top trending

858
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: show in in the United States. So she's killing it.

859
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 1: That's good for her. I'm really happy for She's such

860
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:12,479
Speaker 1: a good actress. Yeah, man, yeah, yes, and not used

861
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: enough in my opinion. No, you know what I mean.

862
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 1: She could be in Marble, she could be in Star Wars.

863
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: Sarah has those chops. I think Sarah will offered a

864
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: part in Star Wars. She'd say, I'm sorry, give this

865
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: role to Donald Fazon. No, she better not. And they'd

866
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: be like, Sarah, it's a part for a forty something

867
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: blonde woman. And she'd be like, I don't care. Look,

868
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: she's she's so athletic. She fronts like she's not coordinated,

869
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: but she's really coordinated. Sarah could be an action star easily,

870
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, if she wanted to. She's

871
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: very talented and I'm so happy for her. And if

872
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,479
Speaker 1: you're listening, um, check out Firefly Lane because Sarah Chalk

873
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: is back on top with a top Netflix show. Do

874
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 1: you know I'm speaking of top shows. I read that

875
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: wand Division is the number one show on Earth. Wow,

876
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: and it deserves it. It's such a good show, man,

877
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: it deserves it. Man. It just makes you think so much,

878
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: man about like they developed a world and now I'm

879
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: stuck and I can't get out, no matter like I

880
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: think about it when I'm not when i'm when I

881
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: shouldn't be thinking about it, Like what if this is?

882
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 1: Like they've just developed it so well. It's good storytelling. Man.

883
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: Have you guy's gotten back and done the rewatch yet? No,

884
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: after episode five, you got to go all the way

885
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: back to the beginning and rewatch the whole series. It's

886
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: like a completely different series. Joel, are you whispering because

887
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: you're paving? She's asleep at my feet? Yes, and I

888
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: don't want to wake. I think it's really adorable that

889
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: you're whispering because your puppy's asleep on your feet. So cute.

890
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: And I just like her sleeping. Play with her later.

891
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go a break and we come back.

892
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: We got a caller for you that is gonna blow

893
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: your socks off, okay, and there are gonna be or

894
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: buck naked. We'll be right back. And we're bad, and

895
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: we're bad. Let's bring here comes Gabrielle Rovera. Ladies and gentlemen,

896
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: put your hands together for Gabriella. Hi, guys and friends,

897
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: my fiance Jordan's George Jorda, Hi, guys, welcome to the show.

898
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 1: We're very very happy to have you. I can already

899
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 1: tell one thing. Jordan loves Star Wars. Oh, yes, got

900
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: baby Yoda? Yeah? Or you got you a nice little

901
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: baby Yoda. Now and I see another. I see a puppet.

902
00:52:53,920 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 1: I see a puppet. It's somebody uppet. Yes, a puppet

903
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: made to look like him. That's so cool. Oh my god,

904
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a puppet of Donald. Oh my god,

905
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: you guys look almost I take it cool. I love it.

906
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: That's really good. The name of the company. You should

907
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,959
Speaker 1: give him a shout out. One of the best gifts

908
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: I've ever gotten, Like ever, I think, so do you

909
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: ever walk around and do puppet shows with that kind

910
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 1: of hard to do that these days. But I then

911
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: once we get out of this pandemic. They did a

912
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: good job, Jordan. It looks a lot like you. It

913
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 1: looks more like you than you do a little bit, right, Yeah,

914
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: like that too. Oh my god, that's cool. Now you

915
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: don't remember you don't remember the name of the company,

916
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: because that's a great gift to give people. It's my

917
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: puppets on it's on Etsy. They did a really great job.

918
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,800
Speaker 1: I'm so so if I go on Etsy and I Joel,

919
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: maybe you can search if you go on Etsy and

920
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: just search make a puppet that looks like my fiance.

921
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get Donald. I'm gonna get Donald.

922
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get me and Donald and do and then

923
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: we could do the theme song for our show. We'll

924
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: do a music video, no star about a show we made.

925
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: Maybe for the live show what we'll do a whole

926
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,240
Speaker 1: section with puppets. Yeah, I love it. Oh my gosh, Donald,

927
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 1: We'll duck out of frame because people will be watching,

928
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 1: and we'll operate the puppet like this. Yeah, Now, should

929
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 1: I be you and you be me? Probably that probably

930
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 1: will only end in tears. We'll definitely a good segment

931
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: for the live show. All Right, we're gonna do it.

932
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: Are you guys gonna tune into the live show? Absolutely?

933
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: One of your five thousand guests. Well, wait, by the way,

934
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 1: five thousand might be like, that's unrealistic. I want to

935
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: I really want to undersell, so we'll only we'll only

936
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,439
Speaker 1: be excited if it's more. So. Let's say there's gonna

937
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: be about two hundred people, I'm gonna have five thousand

938
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: was a little bit cocky. I think, Well, we'll be

939
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: two of the two hundred. All right, I made a

940
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: bunch of things from Etsy that Joel is showings Eva

941
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: Eva linka puppets. Maybe was that he used, let me

942
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: I can check my email. I don't know. Don't worry

943
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 1: about I don't worry. We're distracting from the show. Just

944
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: go on Etsy if you want to get a puppet made.

945
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 1: I'll be on there after this show getting donets. I

946
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: didn't know that Etsy was like that. I thought Etsy

947
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: was like if you build stuff and you're thinking about

948
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: and you want to sell something that you I didn't

949
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: know like you could like there are people that build

950
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 1: stores on Etsy and sell I didn't I where you

951
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: can anything you can think of, someone is making that

952
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: on Etsy. It's yeah, I did. I wasn't aware of that,

953
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: like and I and I did, man, I I'm sure

954
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 1: there's people making stop motion figures. Yeah, dude, that's what

955
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: I did. I went down to there are people selling

956
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: full on puppets, full on made puppets for you on Etsy.

957
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: You mean you mean not they're kind of puppets, stop

958
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 1: motion puppets. No, like stop motion puppets, like full on on.

959
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: They're expensive. No, nothing's you know. And then somewhere you

960
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 1: got the one that looks like you. No, this the

961
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: one I got, uh, the one that looks like me?

962
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: Was I saw this guy online who does it professional?

963
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: He works for Ardman, he works for Uh, he works,

964
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 1: he did, he worked. Him and his brother worked on

965
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: uh the Isle of Dogs. His name is Nathaniel Uh.

966
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 1: But they they work. How much does a puppet cost

967
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 1: of you like that? Well, I'm not gonna get into that.

968
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 1: Let's not. We don't have to get into that. There's

969
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: a lot of money payments, monthly payments on it. Yeah,

970
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: it's well, I mean he's professional. He's a professional stop

971
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: motion guy making a likeness that you can animate. I mean, yeah,

972
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be cheap. It's so worth it, though.

973
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: It's look at the smile on his face. Man, he's

974
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: so happy as it. He's still smiling. By the way.

975
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: I want to get puppets of all of us. I'm

976
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: gonna get Daniel Joel Donald. Don't Daniel, what I honor you? Yeah,

977
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: that would be honest, you would honor me. He turned

978
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: it into it like it was like he was going

979
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: out on the phone. I don't know, I don't know

980
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: if they're gonna be Wait what was the lead time?

981
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: How long did it take to get your puppet? I

982
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: ordered it in September and then it got here, um

983
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: a few days after Christmas. Oh, it's gonna be too

984
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: long for our live show, which is probably gonn happened

985
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: in March, my custom puppet, Gabriella says, my custom puppet.

986
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: There you go, guys, we gave we gave that shop

987
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: a shout out. Very cool. All right, guys, where are

988
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: you calling from Chicago? Right shot? Shout down? I went

989
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: to Northwestern nice Yeah, and Evanston. We didn't really go

990
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: in to Chico much. It was too cold. Yes, we

991
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: are about a fifteen minute walk away from a Wrigley Field.

992
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: Oh you go to games straight up in our neighborhood.

993
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: Do you go to games when it's non pandemic times?

994
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: Every now and again? I guess they got since they

995
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: won the World Series there, they've been a little more expensive.

996
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: I think, so Donald, real quick, we just want um,

997
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: we have met you at C two C two E

998
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: two before. No, it was I a dick. No, No,

999
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: we have a photo will show you we were you guys.

1000
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: Jones and Mary and I do remember that. Yeah, it

1001
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: was that now that's two e two Chicago Comic Con.

1002
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: Remember Comic Con, so we can just go. I missed it,

1003
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: did you guys? Because celebration was like a month after that?

1004
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: Did you go to celebration right after that? No? No,

1005
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: that would have been That would have been so much fun.

1006
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: It was literally but it was like a month after

1007
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: C two e two, wasn't it something like that? Yeah,

1008
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: that was such a great time. I remember being I

1009
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: was in and out of Chicago so much at that moment.

1010
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so cool, man. I love Listen,

1011
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 1: great pizza. You can't beat the pizza. And I don't

1012
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: like that that sick ass pie. Chicago bar pizza. C Dude,

1013
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: you're want to crack if you and you're giving Chicago pizza.

1014
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: Shout out, what's telling you? Because it's good, dude, it's

1015
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: good pizza. And then and then Alicia took us to

1016
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 1: one night because when we did C two e two,

1017
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: it was the clad cast of Clueless. I remember Alicia

1018
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: and Paul took us one night to some restaurant I

1019
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: forget the name, and I'm but I remember the drinks

1020
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 1: were like, you know, we let Alicia order and so

1021
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: you know, the food was a little you know, it

1022
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: was vegan, and it was like, you know, raw and

1023
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: all of that stuff vegan. No, but we would you know,

1024
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: we're damn we're hanging out right. Who came we haven't

1025
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 1: seen it? Who gives a shit? It's edible, right, Ain't

1026
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: nobody gonna die? You're like, I just want to be

1027
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 1: with you, guys. Alicia, hand me the lettuce. I have

1028
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: an extra piece of lettuce with my lettuce. We went out.

1029
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 1: We had a good time in Chicago, man, Chica. All

1030
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: I could think about was Adventures in Babysitting and how

1031
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: nobody would go into how Chicago the city was so

1032
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: scary to the to the kids from Adventures in Babysitting.

1033
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: All right, guys, let's dive in. You have a question

1034
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: for us, Yes, here it is. Besides Elliott, what love

1035
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: interest of JD would you all like to see more of?

1036
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: Was there any character that you felt had great chemistry

1037
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: with j D and in an alternate universe end up

1038
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: with Well, she's not on the show yet, but when

1039
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Banks gets on the show, I thought that was

1040
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: an excellent choice for a psych out, like because that

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01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: became a will there won't They also you know, and

1042
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: you kind of wanted them to be it also, so

1043
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 1: it was definitely one of those things. So if it

1044
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: could be Elizabeth Banks character, yes, all right, I think

1045
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: of Tasty Komba wife because um, I really I really

1046
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: liked her. Yes, I thought she was fun, and I

1047
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: really liked Amy, and I thought Amy was fun and

1048
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: so I, uh, I don't know, my brain went to

1049
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: tasty Koma wife. Yes, I was thinking Kylie, she's about

1050
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 1: to come up in a few right, she is coming up.

1051
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 1: A great girl. She was the only black girl you

1052
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: dated on the show. She was Turk approved, and she

1053
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: was Turk approved, Turk approved and everything. Um, and and

1054
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: Mandy Moore is coming up. I guess that season five

1055
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: she was a good girlfriend. Although she didn't laugh, she

1056
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: just said that's so funny. Yes, that's so funny. Yeah,

1057
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: that's so funny. Um all right, what else you got

1058
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 1: for us? Um? Okay, if each of the main characters

1059
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 1: wore a mask with a saying or design at work,

1060
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: what would each character have? Oh, you mean like a

1061
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 1: like a pandemic mask. Yeah, like we'll be wearing them

1062
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: for a while, right, So what would each characters like

1063
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 1: mask be? Well, Jenny probably hugged me, hug me so

1064
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 1: needy for love and affection. That's what I'm talking about.

1065
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. That I'm talking about. That's

1066
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Yeah, the Todds would be flames obviously.

1067
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah. And it wouldn't be a mask. It

1068
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: would be his banana hammock hack. Oh my god. Remember

1069
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: we did this. We did this video with Rob and

1070
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: he has like his own to this day he has

1071
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 1: its own like comedic Todd props that he has made,

1072
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 1: and he has one that he pulled. It's a banana hammock.

1073
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 1: But the the hammock is cartoon cartoonersly a long so um,

1074
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 1: we pull it out, didn't We haven't pulled out? We do.

1075
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: We do a bit when this E show comes out.

1076
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: You gotta watch you. We had him do this bit

1077
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: where I mean it makes no sense. We were just

1078
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 1: so feeling so silly. It was like the old days.

1079
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: We were just cracking up, telling Rob to say jokes.

1080
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: But he like acts like he's wiggling, as though you

1081
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 1: could buy wiggling get out of a fucking banana hammock.

1082
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: And he does like a little wiggle and then pulls

1083
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: it out of his jeans. The hammock part is like

1084
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: four feet long. It's hilarious. It's so stupid, but we laughed.

1085
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I don't know. I guess yeah, you would

1086
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 1: definitely be This mask is what I'm talking about. Yeah,

1087
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: absolutely absolutely, What do you think the frick on a stick? Elliott? Yeah, yes, Um,

1088
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 1: John will be like, don't talk to me, right, yes,

1089
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: I've been like doctor Cox would just be like regular

1090
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 1: like medical like no right right, no, just no, I'm

1091
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 1: not participating in a joke with my mask. I don't know.

1092
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: It's funny people that like have a on their mask.

1093
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 1: I've never that's bizarre. It's like might as well, right,

1094
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: like we're all looking at it. Yeah, I mean there's listen,

1095
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 1: if I could figure it out, if there's a way

1096
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: to make it so that because now we're starting to

1097
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 1: have to double up because of the new variants that

1098
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: are coming in and everything like that, if there's a

1099
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 1: way to make it so that the top one kind

1100
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 1: of looks like my face. I saw this guy, Yeah,

1101
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 1: I saw this guy on the web. I mean talking

1102
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: about free time. This guy made you know, they have

1103
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 1: those realistic masks, masks look like your face. This guy

1104
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: made it, but had it so a normal regular mask

1105
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: looks like it's below his lips. And he goes, I'm

1106
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna test this out. And he goes into

1107
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: a car dealership and the guy's like, sir, sir, put

1108
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: your mask up. And he's like, I'm wearing a mask.

1109
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 1: He's like, sir, above your nose, and he's like, bro,

1110
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 1: and he pulls it down. And the guy's like, oh shit,

1111
01:04:55,200 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: that's cool. Sure, I'm sure. They just need to be comfortable, man,

1112
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: Like my ears are starting to hurt the back of

1113
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:12,080
Speaker 1: my ears, right, like the rash. Don't y'all get like

1114
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: the little rash two sometimes from the thing and one

1115
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,240
Speaker 1: that doesn't pull my ears forward? Like they're all right,

1116
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: they're all doing this to me. We gotta figure that out.

1117
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: If it's for the rest of it, if it's gonna

1118
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 1: be for a really long time, we need to figure

1119
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 1: out something a little bit more comfortable, especially if we

1120
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 1: have to double up and everything, like now, like maybe

1121
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,919
Speaker 1: we should figure out a way to maybe maybe fake

1122
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 1: doctors can do it. I don't know. I go to

1123
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: a sports story get and Adidas or Nike branded uh

1124
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: face mask Nike Nike doesn't sell them. Nike won't sell them.

1125
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 1: They don't have them at the store. They only give

1126
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 1: them to the employees, so you can't get it from there.

1127
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,440
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, I'm special about the Nike one. Well,

1128
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: it's sporty, so it's made to you know, it's made

1129
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 1: for sport, right, Adidas, it's sporty. It's made for sports.

1130
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 1: So it's more coming, like she was saying, there was

1131
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 1: something particularly special about So I haven't as mask and

1132
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: it's just super comfort, comfortable, more comfortable because it's made

1133
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: for sport. It's made to not be a distraction. You know. Hey,

1134
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 1: you know what you know what time it is that

1135
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 1: it's time for Chicago's favorite segment. It's time to fix

1136
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:27,919
Speaker 1: your live, all right, guys, go ahead, Well a little

1137
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 1: bit about our life. So we are planning a wedding

1138
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 1: during this pandemic, and yes, and we had to postpone

1139
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: our reception. We'll still get married, but we had to

1140
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: make that decision to do that. Um, but just real

1141
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 1: quick after we sent our postponeent email to our family

1142
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,440
Speaker 1: and friends, and an hour later, Dol asked us to

1143
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: be on the show. So I felt like we were

1144
01:06:55,920 --> 01:07:03,720
Speaker 1: sent an angel. But I'm also getting my masters in business,

1145
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 1: and I work full time as a hair stylist, so

1146
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: I have to physically go into work. So we're just

1147
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: really busy, and Jordan's working from home, of course, but

1148
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: I fixed my life question definitely pertains to this. So

1149
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: I want to know, you know, how do I decide

1150
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:28,959
Speaker 1: what direction to take my career in once I'm done

1151
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,800
Speaker 1: with school. You know, I don't want to keep changing

1152
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,640
Speaker 1: career paths. I want to have like a stable job

1153
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: that you know, doesn't consume my life because I want

1154
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: to do things like start a family and travel more.

1155
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 1: But I just want to like, how do I make

1156
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 1: how can I be sure that the sacrifices and the

1157
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 1: hard work that come with, you know, working full time

1158
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 1: and going to school, How do I make sure that

1159
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 1: it's going to pay off for me in the end?

1160
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,080
Speaker 1: What do you love? Yeah? What is it? Also? What

1161
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 1: is the other job that you said? There was two?

1162
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 1: She works as a full time hairstylist and she's going

1163
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,960
Speaker 1: to business school and you're going to business school. Yes,

1164
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 1: now you I'm assuming, I'm assuming because you're asking this,

1165
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 1: you don't aspire to like own your own salon it's

1166
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 1: not out of the question, but a part of me

1167
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 1: also does think about doing a career change. I would

1168
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 1: still like to stay in the beauty industry, but maybe

1169
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,840
Speaker 1: not be a hairstylists, you know, be on my feet

1170
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,720
Speaker 1: all day. But I really do like my job. I

1171
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 1: just want to do something better for my future. My

1172
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:34,800
Speaker 1: thought is that the thing that lights you up most, Like,

1173
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 1: forget any preconceived notion you have in your head, like oh,

1174
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 1: you can't make money at that, like for just for starters,

1175
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: take that stuff, that those voices away, and go what

1176
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 1: would be my favorite thing to do? Like what would

1177
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 1: I be so stoked to get up in the morning

1178
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:54,080
Speaker 1: and do, like you know, like as you brainstorm this,

1179
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:57,679
Speaker 1: take away any voices you have about oh I can't

1180
01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 1: do that, or oh that's too or everyone does that,

1181
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 1: and then like start there because I know it's fucking

1182
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:08,080
Speaker 1: a very contrived expression. Do what you love and the

1183
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 1: money will follow. But I really, I really believe it,

1184
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:15,160
Speaker 1: because you're never gonna put more work and passion into something,

1185
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:17,679
Speaker 1: especially if it's your own business. You can't be something

1186
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I'm doing this to make money,

1187
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:20,720
Speaker 1: and I really just want to be with my kid

1188
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 1: at home. It's got to be something that lights you

1189
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 1: up that Like you watch these people on Shark Tank,

1190
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,680
Speaker 1: you know there there, I just think there's such a

1191
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 1: good examples because you know, they're putting everything they have

1192
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:31,600
Speaker 1: on the line, but they love the idea. They're so

1193
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 1: into the business and so they're willing to dedicate all

1194
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:39,000
Speaker 1: that time and passion. So that's my my first instinct

1195
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:41,560
Speaker 1: is to tell you to like kind of hone in

1196
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: on things that you would really light you up in

1197
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 1: your day. I agree with you, Zach. I think you're

1198
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,960
Speaker 1: absolutely right about that. Is there anything that comes to

1199
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:51,920
Speaker 1: mind when we when we say this, anything that like

1200
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 1: comes up for you? Yeah? So you know, I became

1201
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:01,840
Speaker 1: a hair stylist not just because I like doing hair,

1202
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: but I liked the things about it that made it

1203
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,680
Speaker 1: a business. You know that you kind of are your

1204
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: own small business in a way, marketing yourself. You have

1205
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 1: to grow yourself. I liked I like to talk to people.

1206
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 1: I feel like I can really connect with people that

1207
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm good at it. So I felt like those were

1208
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:24,479
Speaker 1: in hairstyling. So that's why I decided to go to

1209
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 1: cosmetology school in the first place. So definitely something to

1210
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:32,519
Speaker 1: you know, kind of continue that would be great well.

1211
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:34,200
Speaker 1: And also you have a lot of experience in that area.

1212
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 1: It's always good if if you don't hate it, it's

1213
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,640
Speaker 1: great to take all your knowledge. You've seen how your

1214
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 1: places run. I'm sure you've seen places where you're like, oh,

1215
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,519
Speaker 1: I would totally do this differently, or oh, I like

1216
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,560
Speaker 1: how they do this, and you can totally mold it

1217
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:52,360
Speaker 1: to be your your baby. Yeah, And it's also kind

1218
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 1: of intimidating right now to open a small business, you know,

1219
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:59,680
Speaker 1: especially during the pandemic. I think if you'd weight it

1220
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 1: would Yeah, you can if you can wait. I mean,

1221
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 1: you're lucky that you can rely on your skill set

1222
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 1: to keep having money. Yeah, you have a trade that

1223
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 1: you can keep making money during this time. And actually

1224
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: you're one of the people that can make money during

1225
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 1: this time because so many people can't even do what

1226
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:23,000
Speaker 1: they do right now. Yeah, it's a yeah, I'm I'm

1227
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,840
Speaker 1: on the same page as I'm on the same page

1228
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 1: as Zach. Find what you love and go for yours.

1229
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,000
Speaker 1: I tell Zack that's that's what I sell that Zach

1230
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:31,560
Speaker 1: all the time. Go for yours, man, you gotta go

1231
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,640
Speaker 1: for yours. You gotta go for yours? Do I do

1232
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:36,880
Speaker 1: I or do I not say? Zach? What do I

1233
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:40,280
Speaker 1: say when you're like, dude, I think I'm gonna get

1234
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 1: this part? What do I tell you? It's either go

1235
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 1: for yours or that's what's up. That's what's up, that's

1236
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 1: right for yours, And then if I'm lucky, it'll be like,

1237
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:53,920
Speaker 1: go for yours, that's what's up. No. But I mean,

1238
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,760
Speaker 1: like when Donald and I each set out to to

1239
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 1: try this bizarre career that it's very very very hard

1240
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:04,600
Speaker 1: to become successful at. You couldn't have We couldn't have

1241
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:08,000
Speaker 1: dedicated the amount of time and the amount of rejection

1242
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:13,280
Speaker 1: and the amount of of you know, humbling you get

1243
01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 1: in in a given year if you weren't so one

1244
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:20,720
Speaker 1: hundred percent committed to it. So that allows you to

1245
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:25,160
Speaker 1: take the hits and the ego fucking slams and the

1246
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 1: ups and downs of this wacky career that we took

1247
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,360
Speaker 1: on because we just love it so much. It's like

1248
01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 1: it's like it's we couldn't We wouldn't want to do

1249
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:37,559
Speaker 1: anything else. So you have to find what that thing

1250
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,840
Speaker 1: is for you that you know, starting a business, you're

1251
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:41,720
Speaker 1: gonna have ups and downs. You're gonna have ups where

1252
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,639
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, I can't believe this wonderful

1253
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 1: thing happened, and then you're gonna have downs We're like,

1254
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 1: oh fuck, I guess what just happened. And that's so.

1255
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: But if you love it, if you're so into it,

1256
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,760
Speaker 1: if it's like your baby, that's all gonna be, You're

1257
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,519
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna never want to give it up. Yeah,

1258
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:00,360
Speaker 1: and watch lots of Shark Tank. Yes, because I I'm

1259
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,320
Speaker 1: joking because I don't know anything about business, but I

1260
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 1: feel like I've learned a lot from watching Shark Tank.

1261
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:07,240
Speaker 1: They have a lot of passion, that's for sure. You

1262
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:09,720
Speaker 1: can see it, you know. I once went to I'm

1263
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,800
Speaker 1: friends with Chris Sakin. I once went to one of

1264
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,680
Speaker 1: the tapings and he took me in the control room,

1265
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:19,720
Speaker 1: and you learn that they those interview sessions go on

1266
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:23,280
Speaker 1: for like three hours. They're like really long, and they

1267
01:13:23,479 --> 01:13:26,360
Speaker 1: edit them all down to that little Yeah, they're long

1268
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:31,600
Speaker 1: because they they they they're not all three hours, but

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01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,040
Speaker 1: they're long, and they cut them down to whenever they

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01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: are fifteen. I've never I've never watched Shark Tank. Please

1271
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 1: don't add a people, please don't add me. Um, but

1272
01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 1: I have a question. I don't think anyone's gonna be

1273
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 1: passionately mad at you for not watching. You'd be surprised. Um,

1274
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:53,360
Speaker 1: but how what's the success ratio? Um? It's all over

1275
01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:55,920
Speaker 1: the place, It's all over the place. Um. The I

1276
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: think the most successful one is scrub Daddy that we

1277
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 1: had on as one of our advertisers, and the you know,

1278
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 1: because I genuinely was shouting out that sponge, I think

1279
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 1: that's their most successful one them. But you know, some

1280
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:09,760
Speaker 1: of them, some of them are huge, and some of them,

1281
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,559
Speaker 1: you know, they A business is only as as strong

1282
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 1: as the people running it, and of course the idea

1283
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,000
Speaker 1: and some of the people, you know, they might have

1284
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,720
Speaker 1: a great idea, but they don't know what they're doing

1285
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:23,760
Speaker 1: and they run into the ground. Dude, has anybody ever

1286
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:25,559
Speaker 1: walked in It was like, I want to open rest

1287
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: a chain of restaurants. Um. Maybe I don't think it's

1288
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. They've done food things before. I remember

1289
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,840
Speaker 1: if it was specifically a chain of brick and mortars,

1290
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: but they've definitely done food items and trucks. There was

1291
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 1: a truck Eppo. There's food trucks. I don't think there's

1292
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:45,839
Speaker 1: a brick and mortar restaurant things. I don't think anyway.

1293
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:49,400
Speaker 1: The point is, guys, you're welcome. You're welcome, We welcome,

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01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:51,800
Speaker 1: You're kind of welcome. You're kind of welcome. We kind

1295
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:55,120
Speaker 1: of gave you something. We gave a good pep talk Donald. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,

1296
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 1: because that's really all we can give you on this.

1297
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,200
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, it's up to you

1298
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 1: to make it on your own to go. Also, you

1299
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,080
Speaker 1: can ruminate on that. Like it's weird to like like

1300
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,519
Speaker 1: come up with that like on a podcast while we're

1301
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 1: talking to you, But like I think it's a good

1302
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,120
Speaker 1: thing to just sort of meditate and ruminate on, Like

1303
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 1: what would I be most stoked to get up and

1304
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:13,600
Speaker 1: do every day? Like if there were if there was

1305
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 1: if if if I if a genie said to me,

1306
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,920
Speaker 1: your dream business will come true tonight, what would it be?

1307
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,840
Speaker 1: Like what is it that you know? Just and and

1308
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,519
Speaker 1: just don't get stopped, don't go I can't do that, Like,

1309
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,320
Speaker 1: don't let the voices in your head talk to that

1310
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:29,400
Speaker 1: white board, get the whiteboard, put that white board. Definitely

1311
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:32,639
Speaker 1: write it on a whiteboard, right, I mean, remind yourself

1312
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 1: every day said, remind yourself every day what you said

1313
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,560
Speaker 1: you wanted to do, put it up, stare at it,

1314
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:40,439
Speaker 1: and then ask yourself each day, what could I be doing?

1315
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,439
Speaker 1: Is there anything I could be doing today that would

1316
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:47,840
Speaker 1: be furthering me getting that dream to come true? Yeah,

1317
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:49,559
Speaker 1: that's kind of what the point of the white board

1318
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,720
Speaker 1: is in my mind, is that if I'm sitting here

1319
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:53,880
Speaker 1: at my desk, I'm just gonna you can't help but

1320
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: catch yourself staring at the board, and then you go,

1321
01:15:57,479 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 1: you know what for for goal number four? I haven't

1322
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 1: done anything in like a week, Why don't I write

1323
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:04,600
Speaker 1: and write that email I'm afraid to write. You know,

1324
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:06,680
Speaker 1: it just gets you. It keeps you focused on your

1325
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:08,439
Speaker 1: on your goals. Do you know what I mean? You

1326
01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 1: can even try to you can even try to hide

1327
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 1: it in other rooms. You'll accidentally walk into the room

1328
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 1: and see the white board, look at it staring at you. Dude.

1329
01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 1: It would be it's there always, dude. It's like I So,

1330
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,720
Speaker 1: since we started talking about that, I did that. I

1331
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:26,120
Speaker 1: wrote a bunch of things down, and I you know,

1332
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,880
Speaker 1: I've since erased it and wrote new things down. It

1333
01:16:30,439 --> 01:16:36,679
Speaker 1: continues to evolve, right, I recommend that for everybody, even

1334
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:45,200
Speaker 1: if even if your goal is outlandishly wild, it's something

1335
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,120
Speaker 1: to get you motivated to keep it moving, especially in

1336
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,400
Speaker 1: these times, right. And I'm just of a belief system

1337
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:52,719
Speaker 1: that that doesn't matter how wild that thing is, because

1338
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:56,559
Speaker 1: shit just fucking happened. I mean Amanda sometimes Amanda's had

1339
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:59,280
Speaker 1: Amanda Clutes has had on hers forever, like Oprah, she's

1340
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:02,639
Speaker 1: obsessed with. She wants to somehow to be involved with Oprah.

1341
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:05,960
Speaker 1: And like last year she's like being interviewed by Gail.

1342
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, you've reached your one degree from Oprah. Like

1343
01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how outlandish it is, Like make that

1344
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:16,360
Speaker 1: shit happen. You know. She she a year ago, you know,

1345
01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:18,439
Speaker 1: before all the things that happened to a man that happened,

1346
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,840
Speaker 1: she was like, I wish one day I could go

1347
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:24,639
Speaker 1: to Oprah has this like retreat leadership retreater for women

1348
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,680
Speaker 1: I believe in. And she's like, oh my god, like

1349
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:29,040
Speaker 1: one of my life goals is to get invited that. Well,

1350
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:31,200
Speaker 1: now she's like a host on the Talk and friends

1351
01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 1: with Gail. I'm like, that shit's gonna happen. Anything could happen,

1352
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 1: but in her mind, in her mind, a year ago

1353
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:41,960
Speaker 1: that was like outlandish, but do it all right, we

1354
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 1: gotta go, but thank you guys, and um, please come

1355
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 1: to the live show since you said you were, you

1356
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:50,719
Speaker 1: inspired us. If you indeed see puppetry on the live shows,

1357
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,960
Speaker 1: all you know where it came from. You know where

1358
01:17:53,000 --> 01:18:04,920
Speaker 1: it came from. Yeah, right, Gabriella. They are so cute, adorable, dude,

1359
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 1: I remember them from you. Yeah. Um, well I think

1360
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:14,000
Speaker 1: we did it. Donald, We did do it, and we

1361
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,320
Speaker 1: had some giggles. We did and and you know what,

1362
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about the leaflower if you hear that, M

1363
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 1: sure there are no leaves left in my yard. I

1364
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:30,600
Speaker 1: just want to say, you know, uh, we're starting to

1365
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:35,000
Speaker 1: get into some crazy uh new territory numbers are dropping

1366
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:40,160
Speaker 1: dramatically in the United States of America and around the world.

1367
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:46,080
Speaker 1: Uh please, people, do not let your guard down. Now

1368
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,280
Speaker 1: is not the time to let your guard down. Now

1369
01:18:48,479 --> 01:18:51,080
Speaker 1: is the time. You made it this far, you know

1370
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:53,800
Speaker 1: what I mean. Now, don't get it fucking now, fucking well,

1371
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:58,840
Speaker 1: don't get it now this far extra extra cautious. Don't

1372
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:03,080
Speaker 1: let your guard down. There's new variants swirling around the

1373
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:08,120
Speaker 1: United States, and you know it could all pop up again.

1374
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:12,360
Speaker 1: So until we are safe, safe, safe the safe can be,

1375
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:16,639
Speaker 1: you know, until this virus has been kicked in the butt.

1376
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:20,320
Speaker 1: Please wear a mask, o ye, Please wash your hands,

1377
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:25,000
Speaker 1: wash your hands, and be safe. Be safe, and don't

1378
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:27,840
Speaker 1: think about just yourself. Think about the people around you

1379
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,320
Speaker 1: as well. I get it. I get it that we're

1380
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 1: all sick of the mask. But just think about the

1381
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:37,519
Speaker 1: people around you, because you know, I feel horrible if

1382
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:40,760
Speaker 1: I gave somebody COVID nineteen. I would too if you

1383
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:45,599
Speaker 1: gave it to me. On Tuesday's show, we will debut

1384
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 1: the sound pad. Oh, by the way, I need ummm

1385
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,040
Speaker 1: one of them. Of course it's a good one. Donald,

1386
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,639
Speaker 1: do you have any I know, I know that you're

1387
01:19:56,800 --> 01:20:01,320
Speaker 1: feeling like you have buyer's remorse, but um do you

1388
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:04,720
Speaker 1: have any sounds you would like in the pad? Wu

1389
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:08,040
Speaker 1: tang forever you want? Yeah, by the way, anything you

1390
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:11,720
Speaker 1: want tang? What you just want to you just want

1391
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: you sang wu tang wu tang forever Wu tang? Okay?

1392
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,360
Speaker 1: Put in there in there, all right? I need that

1393
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:23,200
Speaker 1: in there? What else? How about this firm? I got one,

1394
01:20:23,439 --> 01:20:24,920
Speaker 1: I got one, I got one, I got one, I

1395
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:28,080
Speaker 1: got one. I need a high pitch fart. Daniel like

1396
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:34,000
Speaker 1: her like like like oh like, yeah, I got a fluttering,

1397
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:38,080
Speaker 1: fluttering sphincter. How about this one? Here we go from

1398
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:41,320
Speaker 1: my sneakers. You know that ship saved my life quite

1399
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:44,919
Speaker 1: a few times. She's the fastest hunker juck in the galaxy.

1400
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:48,680
Speaker 1: It's wait, do you want to do? You want to

1401
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:51,240
Speaker 1: give me a quick Star Wars sound bite that I

1402
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:56,559
Speaker 1: can use do or do not? There is no try. Yeah,

1403
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,400
Speaker 1: good'll put that in there. I'm very exciting. How do

1404
01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 1: you warn those sneakers? Yeah? By the way, no, man,

1405
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,880
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to wait, wait, bust those up. That

1406
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:06,439
Speaker 1: should cost you money, dog, I know, but I know

1407
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not down with you like putting them

1408
01:21:08,439 --> 01:21:10,639
Speaker 1: on a shelf that never get worn. Rock them, don't

1409
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:16,120
Speaker 1: stock them. Yeah, rock'em, don't stock them. Rock'em, don't stock them. Rock'em.

1410
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:22,759
Speaker 1: Don't stop the stocking working all around the clock. Rock'em.

1411
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:29,040
Speaker 1: Don't stock them, rock'em, don't stock I'm all right, everybody,

1412
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:32,760
Speaker 1: Um there you go. We love you, we care about you.

1413
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:36,200
Speaker 1: Be healthy. Oh wait, wait, wait wait right five six

1414
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:41,040
Speaker 1: seven eighty man, I had more to say, ass neck Okay,

1415
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:44,720
Speaker 1: we'll cut it off. Go ahead, No, say that that shit.

1416
01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:47,479
Speaker 1: It's say that shit. It's not over. We could have been.

1417
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:49,400
Speaker 1: We brought it back. It's not over. Say that ship.

1418
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:57,000
Speaker 1: Say what you gotta say, damn it. Be kind. Call

1419
01:21:57,080 --> 01:22:00,639
Speaker 1: your mother, Tell her you love her. If your mother's

1420
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,840
Speaker 1: no longer here, call someone else, call your father, Tell

1421
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:07,080
Speaker 1: me love them. Mhmm. Why are you looking at me

1422
01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:09,680
Speaker 1: like that? I'm not looking at you like anything. I

1423
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:11,880
Speaker 1: like you're looking at me and holding in your laugh.

1424
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,880
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to tell everyone to call their mom.

1425
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:17,599
Speaker 1: Because you started off with be kind, Yeah, be kind,

1426
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:21,040
Speaker 1: But you said it so, you said it so softly. Well,

1427
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 1: because I didn't know if I was gonna allow you

1428
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:27,320
Speaker 1: to continue to show or if you were really stop

1429
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:32,840
Speaker 1: this ship five six, seven, eight Stories about show we

1430
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:39,360
Speaker 1: made about a bunch of dots and nurses, I said,

1431
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 1: he's stories never so yeata around here? Are yeato around here?

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01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 1: M h