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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret sign for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four six one. If you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, literally anything

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Speaker 1: you want. You can tell us anything. We always keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname when they

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Speaker 1: call in to tell us a dirty little secret. So

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now, I'm just gonna say a

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Speaker 1: word and then Alex Fresh, I'll say a word in English,

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Speaker 1: don't I'll say a word and that will be the

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Speaker 1: name of our callers. So, oyster banana soup. Oyster banana soup.

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Speaker 1: That sounds delicious. Oyster banana soup. What does that sound

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Speaker 1: like to you? Sound pretty good? Yeah, I'll go with it.

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Speaker 1: Oyster banana soup. What is your dirty little secret? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So I this is a practical thing and I am

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Speaker 1: a student. So before this, I want everyone to keep

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Speaker 1: that in mind. Are you justifying what you're Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: you're trying to get out ahead of it. You say

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Speaker 1: money saving, time saving, than like I'm hurting anyone. You

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Speaker 1: don't think you're hurting anyone? All right, Well, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing? So every time I visit someone's house, I

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Speaker 1: take something from their kitchen. So I mean like a

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Speaker 1: family and friend's house. Other gise, I like a family member, anyone's,

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Speaker 1: anyone's house that I go to. Okay, anytime I'm in

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Speaker 1: the kitchen, I collect things. Is this like a strange

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Speaker 1: addiction that you have? No, I'm building up my kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I'm a college one student. Oh you're okay, So instead

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Speaker 1: of going to bed, bath and beyond, you just still

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Speaker 1: random things from people's kitchens so you can build up

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Speaker 1: your own supply. Yes. Well, we started off with silverware,

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Speaker 1: so I went to a friend's house and just took

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Speaker 1: one fork, one spoon, and one knife. Then it just continues.

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Speaker 1: My kitchen. It's kind of a mishmash of things, like

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Speaker 1: nothing matches. But I don't mind. I didn't have to

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Speaker 1: spend any money on it, and I'm not hurting anyone. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So do you hide stuff when people come over or

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Speaker 1: how can you remember? Right? Yeah? Have you've stolen that

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Speaker 1: much stuff for your kitchen? I well, I just take

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Speaker 1: little things like salt and pepper, sugars. Things are usually nondescript. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, do you remember though, I mean, if you've

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Speaker 1: stolen that much stuff from your friends and family and whoever,

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Speaker 1: whoever's house you go to. How do you remember whose is?

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Speaker 1: What's who's this? What's it? Who is what? Item? Like?

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Speaker 1: Do you have to hide a salad spoon and fork?

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Speaker 1: You know the big ones? Or have you ever taken

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Speaker 1: you know, the salad spoon and fork mix salad combo,

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Speaker 1: the salad combo. I do have an ongoing list of

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Speaker 1: who I've taken from what, So before somebody comes over,

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Speaker 1: I just know what to hide. Oh, you sell like jewels,

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Speaker 1: ex e. Not not not with that, but just actually

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Speaker 1: it's like she would just keep track of everybody she

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Speaker 1: met and information about them so that she could recall it.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's normal, that is super normal. Um, so you

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Speaker 1: have like an Excel spreadsheet of like this is my

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Speaker 1: friend Jack's spoon. Next time he's over, don't use this spoon,

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Speaker 1: picture of it or something I have? Yeah, I have

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Speaker 1: an ongoing list on my phone right. Okay, So what's

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Speaker 1: the most expensive item you think you've stolen from a friend? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I had a really big purse and this took

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Speaker 1: a lot of planning on my part. I took a blender,

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Speaker 1: a blender. Yeah, I was a little sketched out to

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Speaker 1: take it. It's a really nice blender. Oh is it

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Speaker 1: like the Ninjas? No, it's a better one than what

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Speaker 1: is your bullet? What is it? Which one do you have? Yes?

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Speaker 1: The vitamins used to vitamins whole expensive. Those ones, they're like,

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Speaker 1: it's five hundred dollars? Are they big? Like a kitchen aide?

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Speaker 1: Is that next one of the big one of the

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Speaker 1: big ones that stir like cakes or whatever for a

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Speaker 1: bunch of people. If I could get my hands on

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Speaker 1: a kitchen aide, I would be thrilled. I'm sure you

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Speaker 1: were heady. All right, Well, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: your dirt a little secret. And you're never invited over

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Speaker 1: to our places for dinner. Oh, thank you? Come again

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Speaker 1: and never buy think what's your dirty little secret?