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Speaker 1: June second live podcast event, so Wild was served custody
Speaker 1: papers from Jason Sudeikis at a conference. She was speaking
Speaker 1: at a conference about a film that her boyfriend is
Speaker 1: starring in, and she was served custody papers. Something does
Speaker 1: not make sense. So on one hand, when you get
Speaker 1: served the process servers are, they're like they're like shylocks.
Speaker 1: They're like bill collectors, their bottom feeders. They're like private
Speaker 1: detectives that just follow allow around. So they want to
Speaker 1: go to where they know somebody definitely will be to
Speaker 1: serve papers. Uh, you know you've been served. It's just
Speaker 1: that this is not a drastic situation. We know where
Speaker 1: Olivia is. I mean, she's not hard to find. It's
Speaker 1: usually I mean for a civilian it's different. You know,
Speaker 1: you're trying to like get them outside their kids school
Speaker 1: to pick up, which would make someone upset you've been
Speaker 1: served or um on the way to or from work
Speaker 1: or outside your house. It feels violating. You've been served.
Speaker 1: It just coming. I don't know if they're allowed to
Speaker 1: come to your door. I don't know if that's a violation,
Speaker 1: but I know that people have been served at their doors.
Speaker 1: It's funny because I've dealt with so many legal aspects
Speaker 1: and often I I've always been the one that's sort
Speaker 1: of following the motion of the action in my personal life.
Speaker 1: But there's never been a situation where it's so dire
Speaker 1: and urgent that it would need to be in the
Speaker 1: middle of an appearance, and having been through so many
Speaker 1: different aspects of legal turmoil and legal nuance, the person
Speaker 1: serving does usually discuss with the server where someone gets served,
Speaker 1: like it is a conversation. I know that I've discussed
Speaker 1: this before, like whether you've talked to I just know
Speaker 1: that I know that I, like I have a subliminal
Speaker 1: or subconscious memory of something like this, and I do
Speaker 1: believe that you talk to the professional. Someone would not
Speaker 1: take it upon themselves so to show up at a
Speaker 1: conference and go on stage. It's just too hostile. It
Speaker 1: doesn't make a lot of sense. It doesn't track. But
Speaker 1: what's crazy is divorce really breeds anchor. And whether this
Speaker 1: was intentional or not, I've just seen us so much
Speaker 1: with I've seen forensic people look through a computer to
Speaker 1: find hacking and like, those are bottom feeders. I've seen
Speaker 1: private detectives follow me and those are bottom feeders. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is like a swamp, but it just speaks to
Speaker 1: the garbage pit that divorces, and I guess the real
Speaker 1: thing is to find a way that this whole world
Speaker 1: can be cleaned up and that people can mediate not
Speaker 1: realize that it's really all about the Benjamin's and people
Speaker 1: hate each other and the only ones who do win
Speaker 1: are the lawyers. It's it's something people say and when
Speaker 1: you're in it and you want to tell a lawyer
Speaker 1: everything that's going on because you can't believe things that
Speaker 1: are happening. Um, it's hard to really understand. But lawyers
Speaker 1: are necessary evil, and so I would say you have
Speaker 1: to try to take the path of least resistance. The
Speaker 1: shortest distance between two um points is a straight line.
Speaker 1: You can't take the bait, you can't get activated. You
Speaker 1: have to like slow and low barbecue. It's just the
Speaker 1: way it goes. So everybody falls pretty to it. I've
Speaker 1: had conversations with everyone, and people get hot and everything
Speaker 1: seems important. It's cooler minds prevail. It's just the way
Speaker 1: that it goes. It's just a slow golf game. So
Speaker 1: it's definitely not black and white that Olivia Wilde would
Speaker 1: be served papers on a stage. It's absolutely not like, oh,
Speaker 1: I I mean, there's no way because you wouldn't pay
Speaker 1: the person serving. I mean, there's just no way they'd
Speaker 1: be fired. Like that's just such an a fire able,
Speaker 1: egregious offense. And I mean, and the whole thing is offensive,
Speaker 1: but there's something wrong. I mean, I mean, listen, We've
Speaker 1: seen people go on to concert stages and get on
Speaker 1: so I would say, and Olivia wild speaking engagement isn't
Speaker 1: the hardest thing to get on stage four. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know it's not. If Harry Styles were on stage,
Speaker 1: I think it'd be hard to serve him. But I
Speaker 1: think Olivia Wilde is probably easier to serve than Harry Styles.
Speaker 1: And um, like I said, they do try to find
Speaker 1: places where someone will be caught off guard. And that's
Speaker 1: just I've never heard of anything like it. It's the
Speaker 1: most outrageous thing I've ever heard in this genre in context. So,
Speaker 1: I had something happened to me, and I'm talking to parents,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to moms. I really really need your and
Speaker 1: I want to hear what you think. It was a
Speaker 1: serious conflict. And often when things happen and you have
Speaker 1: a decision to make in a short period of time,
Speaker 1: it just seems more dire and you just don't know
Speaker 1: what to do. So let me preface this by saying,
Speaker 1: in high school, I went to nightclubs. I went to
Speaker 1: the Ladium in New York City at fourteen years old,
Speaker 1: not even senior. Fourteen years old. This is a true story.
Speaker 1: I was going into the Palladium every other weekend, taking
Speaker 1: the train by myself, with well with friends, I mean,
Speaker 1: but like young you know, taking the train, and I
Speaker 1: don't know that I didn't ever do it by myself.
Speaker 1: That's the honest truth. But I was going into the
Speaker 1: city of fourteen. I had a very very advanced childhood,
Speaker 1: and um that's another book for another day. But it's
Speaker 1: not normal that I would be fourteen and going into
Speaker 1: the city and going to nightclubs. It just happens to
Speaker 1: be the truth. It's it's outrageous. Also, So I used
Speaker 1: to drink, and I have seen it all. And I
Speaker 1: know that kids drink. I know the kids drink in
Speaker 1: high school. I know the kids who are I know
Speaker 1: friends who. First of all, I know assistants who say
Speaker 1: that they drank in high school. Their parents sort of
Speaker 1: turned to cheap but they wouldn't. You know, just just
Speaker 1: don't don't ever drink and drive and do it at
Speaker 1: our house so we can have control over it or
Speaker 1: whatever the situation is. To be open with your parents,
Speaker 1: be honest, etcet. So I think we can't be I
Speaker 1: can't be a hypocrite. And when my daughter's a certain age,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to realize I can't say to her,
Speaker 1: you're never allowed to touch alcohol in your life till
Speaker 1: you're twenty one. Because I know what I did, but
Speaker 1: it was also a different world and it was certainly
Speaker 1: dangerous what I was doing. But we all run into this,
Speaker 1: and so so we all run into this. And my
Speaker 1: friends who are in their fifties tell me that their
Speaker 1: kids do drink and they want to do it at
Speaker 1: their house and keep it under control. And um, you know,
Speaker 1: obviously never driving and uber so easy and reasonable and
Speaker 1: lift and share rides and all this stuff. And there
Speaker 1: are you know, there's a thing in Florida it's called
Speaker 1: like red hat, a red cap where a person will
Speaker 1: come pick you up if you're drinking. There are so
Speaker 1: many different ways to to not drink and drive anyway,
Speaker 1: But that's that's all related to alcohol. And we've all
Speaker 1: heard horror stories. Okay, so I have something I want
Speaker 1: to talk to you about and get your opinion about,
Speaker 1: because it really did shake me. And it took some
Speaker 1: decision making. And I'm gonna tell you what I decided,
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you what happened. I was out to
Speaker 1: dinner last night at a restaurant. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say what restaurant, because I like the restaurant and my
Speaker 1: daughter loves it. And we go there a lot, and
Speaker 1: there were only two other people that were near us,
Speaker 1: a couple older man and a couple real conservative types.
Speaker 1: And there was a large table, a large group of
Speaker 1: young men, and we saw we were just my daughter
Speaker 1: and I were talking. We've seen these people, these types
Speaker 1: at this restaurant before meeting these young like corn fed,
Speaker 1: you know, good looking, athletic group of guys that were young.
Speaker 1: To me, they looked fifteen sixteen, but I may not
Speaker 1: be great at that. So my daughter noticed that a massive,
Speaker 1: like share able drink, one of those group drinks, those
Speaker 1: ones you know that get you black out, Those were
Speaker 1: being brought to the table. And so when I saw them,
Speaker 1: and I think of those as the strongest drinks, to
Speaker 1: be honest, if I saw a couple of beers going
Speaker 1: to the table or a glass of wine. I might
Speaker 1: out noticed it or thought of it. It just would
Speaker 1: have like gone in and out. But because I saw
Speaker 1: those big, giant group drinks, those are what you drink
Speaker 1: to get sucked up, period. So I saw those going
Speaker 1: to the table, and I thought, oh my god. And
Speaker 1: it was a group of young men, meaning if it
Speaker 1: were too mixed them with some other people, they might
Speaker 1: look older. But like the average of all of them
Speaker 1: looked high school. That's the difference. Maybe one of them
Speaker 1: looked seventeen, eighteen, maybe nineteen if I were just looking
Speaker 1: at them with some other grown ups at a thirty
Speaker 1: But like you know, also, so if you ever gonna
Speaker 1: underage drink, god forbid, and don't you know, don't do
Speaker 1: it in a group of other infants. So there was
Speaker 1: a group and they were drinking these large cocktails, and
Speaker 1: they all just looked so young to me, right, and
Speaker 1: boys sometimes look younger than not wearing tons of makeup
Speaker 1: and promiscuous clothing. They just looked so young. So those
Speaker 1: drinks came out. I checked it. I thought about it.
Speaker 1: I remember saying like, how is this restaurant serving them?
Speaker 1: And my daughter heard the eleven year old the wise
Speaker 1: one said, well, I'm sure they all have a fake idea.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, right, okay, but even still, and
Speaker 1: then I don't know whose responsibility it is. Um, I
Speaker 1: you know that if you get sued, it's your responsibility,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what idea they had. So then my daughter
Speaker 1: Brent says, Mom, look and we look over and there
Speaker 1: are pints like those big frothy mugs of beer coming
Speaker 1: over to the table on mass also, and then I
Speaker 1: see coronas with limes, and then I hear like shots
Speaker 1: like don't you know, like like they're they're they're making
Speaker 1: his chant and they're like there's like shots like extreme drinking,
Speaker 1: like fast drinking of the beers, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like bulls eyes or whatever, sake bombers or whatever. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is crazy, Like it escalated, meaning in
Speaker 1: the beginning I was I was even not really willing
Speaker 1: to overlook the big drinks, but I just like I
Speaker 1: forgot about it. I was at my own meal. So
Speaker 1: now we're adding insult to injury. And now we've got
Speaker 1: these massive mugs, and now we've got these beers with limes,
Speaker 1: and now we've got these massive rants and chants and
Speaker 1: and um and like bombers, and I'm hearing don't talk.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, these guys are these are junior seniors,
Speaker 1: maximum they're and they're so stupid. They're talking about the
Speaker 1: prom and a restaurant. They're consuming alcohol, so you never know,
Speaker 1: there could be a cop sitting somewhere. As the guy
Speaker 1: at my table pointed out this other guy that was
Speaker 1: sitting across the table, and um, it was like a
Speaker 1: long communal table, but they were far away. But I
Speaker 1: saw him say to his partner, oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: clearly not twenty one, and I got I had to
Speaker 1: I don't talk to other people in restaurants, but I go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like this man is talk. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's so egregious. I thought maybe I have laser vision
Speaker 1: and notice they're younger than they are. But he was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell, And he's like, I can't believe it,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking I can't believe it either. In high
Speaker 1: school and college years ago, you know, there was a
Speaker 1: diner used to serve alcohol because it's like a random
Speaker 1: spot and you'll go to some weirdo restaurant, you know,
Speaker 1: Lebanese Russian restaurant serves alcohol because like it's just so
Speaker 1: off the radar, but like I just I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Um and in a major you know city, so and
Speaker 1: not nineteen like so underage, Like the problem is what
Speaker 1: seventeen years old, so like four, you know, four years
Speaker 1: young and such drastic drink games. So it was bothering me,
Speaker 1: you know, and I wanted to You could have called
Speaker 1: the cops. I wouldn't do that because I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want to shut the restaurant down. I thought about
Speaker 1: talking to the manager. I'm thinking, maybe this restaurant isn't
Speaker 1: that busy, and then they know they can get easy
Speaker 1: money from these kids, and these these rich kids parents
Speaker 1: will pay more so their kids can drink, or that
Speaker 1: their parents are just I don't know, it's just entitled
Speaker 1: kept glaring because these were entitled private school kids. Let's
Speaker 1: let me be honest with you, they were wealthy young men.
Speaker 1: So I'm drying, like entitled real like you know that
Speaker 1: athlete type that's like, you know, I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: go into stereotypes, but you know the type. So I
Speaker 1: leave the restaurant and I'm driving and I call my
Speaker 1: fiance and we're just talking it through and I'm like,
Speaker 1: He's like, well, I would at least call the manager
Speaker 1: at the restaurant. I thought, yeah, maybe I should. I
Speaker 1: don't want, you know, them to get shut down or
Speaker 1: anything or called. So he said, at the very least,
Speaker 1: like you know, someone gets hurt, someone has an accident
Speaker 1: or something. And I'm like, well, yeah, no, I mean
Speaker 1: they're not not driving there, obviously there's I'm sure they're ubering, right,
Speaker 1: So I leave my gloves there, I think, I leave.
Speaker 1: My gloves are technically inside my jacket stuffed in, but
Speaker 1: that's not important to the story. So I drive back
Speaker 1: and I say to Brand get out and go inside
Speaker 1: and get the clubs stuck. I don't want to momather
Speaker 1: outside and they're like, you know, not nice looking men.
Speaker 1: They weren't like animals, you know. She's like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to I don't want to Brand get out. She's
Speaker 1: like they're outside, like she was uncomfortable. And of course
Speaker 1: it was flashing through my mind in the restaurant, like
Speaker 1: I have a daughter and she's a tween. I don't
Speaker 1: wander to think this is okay. And also I'm not
Speaker 1: looking forward to this phase for myself, and it just
Speaker 1: gave me anxiety provoked me because I knew I was
Speaker 1: in high school, and I just I just made me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get I couldn't shake it. I actually had
Speaker 1: to get into an argument my daughter later because I
Speaker 1: was a little snappy in the car because I was
Speaker 1: trying to think of what to do. So um, so
Speaker 1: I snapped at her and I was like, brand, just
Speaker 1: give me a second, let me think. So Paul had said,
Speaker 1: maybe call the restaurant manager. We didn't know what to do,
Speaker 1: so I go, Brand, I'll go in. So I went
Speaker 1: to go inside, I come back out. I shut the door,
Speaker 1: and I remember how much they've been drinking. I shut
Speaker 1: the door to the car, and I see them get
Speaker 1: into cars and drive away, and I'm like, now, you
Speaker 1: just fucking put me over the edge. Like we went
Speaker 1: from the giant cocktail to the beer, back to the
Speaker 1: bottled beer, back to the shot, to being disgusted to it,
Speaker 1: being underage, and now excessive underage consumption. I'm sure I
Speaker 1: did that too, So like you're pushing me to the edge.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure I did excessive underage consumption. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't ever Actually I don't know. I never was out
Speaker 1: of control. My mother always told me, never be out
Speaker 1: of control. But I'm sure I drank more than I should. Okay,
Speaker 1: now I see these kids. So, by the way, I
Speaker 1: took a picture of the table three times. I said, Britt,
Speaker 1: look at me, and I took a picture. Why did
Speaker 1: I do that? I'm a public person that doesn't want
Speaker 1: to be photographed without being asked. I had a weird feeling,
Speaker 1: I had a weird vibe. I took a picture of
Speaker 1: the table three times. So now I'm outside the door shuts.
Speaker 1: These guys drive away. I take a picture of the
Speaker 1: car in the license plate, I said. I find myself
Speaker 1: on the phone calling the police. I'm like, these guys
Speaker 1: drank excessively. They're on uder age, and that means you've
Speaker 1: had your license a fucking minute too, Like it's you've
Speaker 1: just started driving. That's the other thing too, Like let's
Speaker 1: combine all of this ship into one pot of soup.
Speaker 1: So these kids drive away. I call the cops. I
Speaker 1: tell them where they are, upscale, upscale town. Who knows?
Speaker 1: Do they have rich parents? Did their parents know the cops?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do I feel settled? Did the cops
Speaker 1: go on a wild goose o j chase to find
Speaker 1: these kids. I don't know. I feel unsettled. I talked
Speaker 1: to Brian. I say to Brian, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do, she says, Mom. I just I'm glad you
Speaker 1: called the police. I don't think you should call the
Speaker 1: school because if you if you call the school, they'll
Speaker 1: get expelled and it will ruin their life. Like we're
Speaker 1: both talking about this. I'm like, they'll get thrown out
Speaker 1: of their school. They're to private school, and schools now
Speaker 1: have the rule like my daughter once sent to Texas
Speaker 1: someone that wasn't great. I'm like, listen to me. Everything
Speaker 1: you put in writing is for the rest of your life. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's no cute little picture with a half top if
Speaker 1: you want to go to law school, Like this is it?
Speaker 1: Like everything, everything is seen, everything is cancellable. So I
Speaker 1: think you do reflects on me, Like just know that
Speaker 1: you sing to a song that has bad lyrics, which
Speaker 1: actually did one time happen and I freaked out. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is cancelation for me, and you like this is
Speaker 1: no college, like you don't you know? So I know
Speaker 1: that this is grounds for expulsion. So I called my
Speaker 1: friend Alex uh, And I asked her opinion. Smart successful
Speaker 1: donated to be strong positive owns and mets. You know,
Speaker 1: they're savvy people, right, don't want any aggravation on their own.
Speaker 1: I call her and I asked her opinion. First, I
Speaker 1: call my assistant and I said, this is what just happened.
Speaker 1: And I think she's gonna like she said, we drank
Speaker 1: in high school. But when I told her, everybody was
Speaker 1: fine with the story in a way until I got
Speaker 1: to the driving, Like everybody was like there. You know.
Speaker 1: When my assistant heard the story, she was like, what
Speaker 1: we never my parents, we never drank driving, drunk driving?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Call my friend Terry. Very modern parenting.
Speaker 1: Spoiled kids in Bokarra Hotel. Not her. It's just all
Speaker 1: of them, all rich kids running around, you know, going
Speaker 1: off a fancy expensive dinners midweek. Nothing relatable at all.
Speaker 1: I'm not like that. I'm tough as nails. Her husband
Speaker 1: is too. We're always on the same page. We don't
Speaker 1: funk around with. I couldn't afford the meals these kids
Speaker 1: eat when I was thirty seven years old in New York.
Speaker 1: I couldn't afford They're all uber ing and group expensive dinners,
Speaker 1: fucking Instagram Instagram dinners, you know, like social medis dinners.
Speaker 1: So she says, tell the story. I got to the drinking.
Speaker 1: She's like, absolutely not my kids. Would they know never
Speaker 1: to drink? Like never? Okay, same thing, Alex. She's like,
Speaker 1: and and you know she's got privileged kids. So I said,
Speaker 1: and listen, you know we've all been there, and you
Speaker 1: know it could be your kids. No, it could not
Speaker 1: be my kids. Matt with the driving piece that was
Speaker 1: where everybody broke, Okay, And I'm telling you, these are
Speaker 1: wealthy kids, so they could take an uber. But now
Speaker 1: I'm thinking their parents, why would you take an uber?
Speaker 1: If you know on a Wednesday night, you're obviously drinking
Speaker 1: if you're gonna take an uber. So maybe that's why
Speaker 1: these kids aren't taking an uber to a restaurant, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's been I don't know. So
Speaker 1: I say it to my friend. Do I call this
Speaker 1: god damn school because I might get them expelled and
Speaker 1: like ruin their life? She's like, who they're They're going
Speaker 1: to hit somebody in a car and ruin their lives.
Speaker 1: And Paul, my fiance, was like, you have a woman
Speaker 1: with a new baby in a car, you know, like
Speaker 1: thinking of the scenarios. So I I negotiate with myself
Speaker 1: and I make an agreement with myself and I stay
Speaker 1: to my friend, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call the headmaster of the school and I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what I said. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what I chose to do. So I call the office
Speaker 1: of the office of the office at Google the number,
Speaker 1: and of course, you know, the headmaster is like a
Speaker 1: celebrity over there, and so they're like, who am I?
Speaker 1: And I say, who is this? To say? It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter who I am, and I'm not going to tell
Speaker 1: my name. I just want you to know, well, what
Speaker 1: is it involves serious issue with your students. I wasn't
Speaker 1: even positive it was their students. I just heard that
Speaker 1: there are some real like spoiled, entitled kids from this school,
Speaker 1: and I put two and two together there, I thought
Speaker 1: it was it seemed like to try it seems like
Speaker 1: the profile. So I said, who I think are your
Speaker 1: kids at your school drinking and driving? Headmaster immediately or
Speaker 1: the head hot show the head of schools right on
Speaker 1: the phone, but you know, right on the phone. I say, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say. I don't want to say who
Speaker 1: I am right now. Um, but I think I did
Speaker 1: fairly quickly. And I said, I'm gonna tell you a story,
Speaker 1: but I'm only going to tell you a story about
Speaker 1: your students, and it's not a great story if you
Speaker 1: tell me that you're not going to expel them unless,
Speaker 1: like we discussed, and I say that that like that,
Speaker 1: that like I'm not going to be responsible for kids
Speaker 1: getting expelled, Like I just I want to talk to you,
Speaker 1: but and I want to tell you like you're just
Speaker 1: a person I met in a bar, ironically, and just
Speaker 1: tell you the story shooting the ship. And he said, well,
Speaker 1: if it's something where someone's harming themselves or others, I said,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, and it is technically, So they said, okay,
Speaker 1: we're two people in a bar. So I told the
Speaker 1: story and I said, I have a picture. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send you a picture. Can you tell me if these
Speaker 1: are kids from you or I'm a detective by the way,
Speaker 1: I've uncovered Russian crime rings like I'm just born a detective. Um,
Speaker 1: I said, can you tell me if these are students
Speaker 1: from your school? And they said, these are students from
Speaker 1: my school. And then I told the story and they said,
Speaker 1: first of all, you're a saint because most people wouldn't
Speaker 1: do this and wouldn't want to get involved. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying telling you guys a story, so I'm a saint.
Speaker 1: I was telling you. This person said you're a saint
Speaker 1: because this is so important and so and and and
Speaker 1: what is it the fucking eight This guy was like,
Speaker 1: what is it the fucking eighties that like people would
Speaker 1: serve kids. And I'm like, I'm going to handle the
Speaker 1: restaurant because I'm gonna talk to the restaurant separately to
Speaker 1: not looking to shut or shutter a small business. So
Speaker 1: I'll talk to the restaurant because it's also was kids
Speaker 1: running that restaurant too. They were years old. It wasn't
Speaker 1: a fifty five year old person. But they said, we
Speaker 1: will not expel these kids, but they will be very
Speaker 1: serious ramifications like I'm down for the parents knowing possibly
Speaker 1: something legal. I'm down for zero acting. You're when you're graduating,
Speaker 1: all you care about is graduation. And there were girls
Speaker 1: in my high school that broke the rules and left
Speaker 1: campus and drove to lunch, which is not drinking and driving,
Speaker 1: and they got into a bad car accident. They got
Speaker 1: to an accident, they were fine, and they weren't allowed
Speaker 1: to go to prom or go to any activities. So
Speaker 1: I'll follow up with this guy, like what was the punishment?
Speaker 1: So it needs to be not only do you have
Speaker 1: to endure some sort of drinking and driving classes, but
Speaker 1: something needs That was my solution to not having on
Speaker 1: my head that I got kids expelled, but not having
Speaker 1: on my head that I got some expected mother killed
Speaker 1: from a drunk driver who just got his license yesterday.
Speaker 1: So what would you do? So Brent hasn't gotten home
Speaker 1: from school yet and she doesn't know the follow up.
Speaker 1: But on the way home from school, I mean on
Speaker 1: the way home from the restaurant, we really talked about
Speaker 1: it a lot, and it kind of was edgy, Like
Speaker 1: there was a moment where I saw the same car
Speaker 1: that they had in front of us, or I thought
Speaker 1: it was, and she was like, wait, is it that
Speaker 1: you know, because for her it was a caper. Is
Speaker 1: it is it that car? My brain be quiet, I'm
Speaker 1: just it's not that car. Like I was edgy, so
Speaker 1: it also screwed up, you know, I was edgy and
Speaker 1: brims like, Mama, you snaped. I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm just I get an anxiety and I have anxiety
Speaker 1: about you and being a tween. And we we have
Speaker 1: this conversation and we talked about the expulsion things. So
Speaker 1: when she gets but my friend said to me, she
Speaker 1: should know that you called the school because she should
Speaker 1: know the consequences of those actions for when she's in
Speaker 1: high school. So actually, yeah, you don't just get away
Speaker 1: with it by me like calling a cop but thinking
Speaker 1: maybe it worked out. I will call the police department again.
Speaker 1: But did you follow up? Because I contacted the school,
Speaker 1: Like I'm militant when I need to be. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm a dog on a bone with relief efforts and
Speaker 1: things that are important. And I'll tell her today I
Speaker 1: did call the school. They're not being expelled, but I
Speaker 1: called the school because them because And my friend Terry
Speaker 1: told me that there was a Judith Light Lawn Order
Speaker 1: episode where a judge let them off and then the
Speaker 1: person ended up killing someone drunk driving. So I'm not
Speaker 1: looking for that on my head. You know, Fluke things happened, Godfred,
Speaker 1: Something comes out in the news and I see that
Speaker 1: it was those kids, and I'm living with that like
Speaker 1: no way, man, I just I did what I had
Speaker 1: to do and oh so so So the takeaway is
Speaker 1: and still in your kids, listen, we have to be
Speaker 1: really stick. Yes, it's great. We'd like them to be Mormons.
Speaker 1: I'd like my daughter to not like alcohol, to never
Speaker 1: dig a sip in her life. That would be wonderful. Okay,
Speaker 1: I love her to never want to try pot in
Speaker 1: her life. Okay, let's live in reality. So at the baseline,
Speaker 1: you put the fear of death and your kids the
Speaker 1: fear of death. You tell them this story. You tell
Speaker 1: them eyes and ears are everywhere, social media is everywhere,
Speaker 1: videos everywhere, everybody's everywhere. And you tell them you have
Speaker 1: a low jack on their devices. You know exactly where
Speaker 1: they are. You tell them you know everything they do.
Speaker 1: You tell them you have a chip on their neck
Speaker 1: that connects to the car. Whatever you need to do.
Speaker 1: But you tell them, under no circumstances ever, if they
Speaker 1: do ever drink, if they ever get into a car,
Speaker 1: it will be the last thing they do. Okay. Breaking
Speaker 1: breaking news about Kanye West dating that woman. She looks
Speaker 1: exactly like Kim Kardashian, but it's like a manufacturer. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, Kim Kardashian is happening beautiful and the originator,
Speaker 1: and but she, you know, has the hair extensions and
Speaker 1: uh is very put together, let's just say, very self created.
Speaker 1: And so this girl, Cheney I think her name is,
Speaker 1: has self created a clone, like you know when people
Speaker 1: want to clone dogs, Like, she's gone through the same
Speaker 1: sort of process. I don't know what it is. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's not it's like, it's the it's the skin,
Speaker 1: it's the hair, it's the extensions, it's the glasses, the lips,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Like, what the hell? First of all,
Speaker 1: that you could create sort of yourself to look like
Speaker 1: someone else, Like what if I decided tomorrow to just
Speaker 1: get my butt done and get extend mentions and like
Speaker 1: war big shield glasses and gloves and cat suits and
Speaker 1: long you know hair that wasn't mine, that was black, Like,
Speaker 1: it would be that sort of clone vibe. And I
Speaker 1: see that happening with a lot of girls. A lot
Speaker 1: of girls are mimicking that clone. Look, Um, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't like copycats. I bet Kim Kardashian doesn't like copycats.
Speaker 1: She couldn't be more copied. There's no person probably in
Speaker 1: the world. There's probably no more woman in the world
Speaker 1: that there's probably now. I would say Kim Kardashian, Marilyn Monroe,
Speaker 1: and Elizabeth Taylor, not even Elizabeth Tay. I would say
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian and Marilyn Monroe are the two most copied
Speaker 1: women in the world. So it's such. She's such an
Speaker 1: influencer and it's on such a global scale. I guess
Speaker 1: she probably doesn't get annoyed because that's how she's made money.
Speaker 1: Everyone wanting to have what she has, buy what she buys,
Speaker 1: do what she does, Where would she wear? So she
Speaker 1: just shares what it is because she's onto the next thing,
Speaker 1: which I get because I'm like that in business and
Speaker 1: ideas and I don't copy anyone. So she's onto the
Speaker 1: next thing, and they're all Cheetah brands, and she probably
Speaker 1: doesn't love a copycat when it's too close to home,
Speaker 1: meaning if one of her girlfriends starts to dress exactly
Speaker 1: like her or her ex husband's girlfriend. So Kanye's girlfriend
Speaker 1: is a Kim clone, creepy creepy that he wants to
Speaker 1: be with someone dressing like his ex. I know that
Speaker 1: people that I have been in relationships with do not
Speaker 1: want anything like what they had before. You know, they're
Speaker 1: not they definitely some people do that. That's a that's
Speaker 1: gotta be a thing where people Cereal go out with
Speaker 1: the same type person and the same style person and
Speaker 1: the same vibe person. Um, that's that's interesting to me.
Speaker 1: But this girl has the gloves, the hair, the shield glasses,
Speaker 1: the makeup, the tone of the makeup, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: the sinched waste, the butt and she's with Kanye. So
Speaker 1: he's gotta be endorsing this or he manufact auctured it,
Speaker 1: or he has the keys to the clone kingdom, or
Speaker 1: he made Kim because he definitely changed Kim style. Kim
Speaker 1: style certainly evolved and was created as it is today
Speaker 1: by Kanye. So maybe this is just he's just got
Speaker 1: a factory over there of like hot brunettes since to
Speaker 1: waste larger dairiers that are like just sex cells long
Speaker 1: extensions Birken bags. They say he bought our two Burken
Speaker 1: that's false. It's an Ostrich Berkin with rose gold hardware.
Speaker 1: It's thirty centimeters. He bought it for Julia Fox. I
Speaker 1: know this because I own one. It was a gift
Speaker 1: from someone to me. Um, it is not a two
Speaker 1: seventy dollar bag. It is not encrusted in diamonds, and
Speaker 1: it is not a him Alayan Berken. And I know
Speaker 1: it's useless information, but it's inaccurate information. That's false news.
Speaker 1: But he also bought Think about buying two people you're with,
Speaker 1: the same gift, like you buy your ex girlfriend and
Speaker 1: your current girlfriend the same gift. Just very strange, very
Speaker 1: bizarre and CULTI m CULTI Megan Fox, drinking machine, gun,
Speaker 1: Kelly's blood, and vice versa. Listen, you want to pee
Speaker 1: on somebody, you wanna do, you want to wear matching clothing,
Speaker 1: you want to do whatever you want to do. That's
Speaker 1: your business. Um, I think I think it's your business.
Speaker 1: Like is people get mad at people for saying they
Speaker 1: want to eat other people. Army Army Hammer got canceled
Speaker 1: because I think he told somebody he wanted to eat
Speaker 1: eat them or roast them or barbecue them, and that
Speaker 1: was crazy and creepy. Something about their bones you want.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Maybe maybe I'm making it up that
Speaker 1: he wanted to make a stock with her bones or
Speaker 1: something something crazy, But that's actually a funny idea, Um,
Speaker 1: is eating is wanted to eat? Is talking about the
Speaker 1: potential to eat somebody less crazy than actually drinking the
Speaker 1: blood of another human being? Like, can we just actually
Speaker 1: think about that for a second. Remember years ago, I
Speaker 1: think something happened like that with Angelina Jolie and her brother.
Speaker 1: She made out with him and maybe mixing stories, maybe
Speaker 1: she and Billy Bob Thornton, uh drank each other's blood.
Speaker 1: It sounds familiar. She did make out with her brother
Speaker 1: or kiss her brother, which people freaked out about. Um,
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, if we're going to be upset
Speaker 1: about somebody talking about eating somebody else, wouldn't we be
Speaker 1: upset about somebody drinking someone else's blood? I mean, I
Speaker 1: I it's so it's so far from reality that I
Speaker 1: can't even really comprehend it. I don't understand it. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a novel idea. I don't know, But
Speaker 1: she clarified recently in an interview because this was a
Speaker 1: while ago and I got married, they drank each other's blood,
Speaker 1: And I don't know why we haven't really hung onto
Speaker 1: that because that seems pretty relevant and groundbreaking. But now
Speaker 1: she's saying yes, she did drink his blood for ritual purposes.
Speaker 1: Is that like some sort of oh you know, I smoked,
Speaker 1: but I didn't inhale? Oh oh, just for rich world purposes?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Ritual purposes? That could be like
Speaker 1: a full cult ritual or some crazy thing like just
Speaker 1: for ritual That sounds scarier than whatever the hell it
Speaker 1: was before. Like you mean it was for ritual purposes? Okay,
Speaker 1: it wasn't because you actually wanted to be a vampire,
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't because you're in the Werewolf of London.
Speaker 1: I'm just confused. So thank god that Megan Fox only
Speaker 1: drank machine Gun Kelly's blood for ritual purposes, because now
Speaker 1: my fucking head has gone there and I don't know
Speaker 1: what that means. But to reach his own in rows
Speaker 1: of love in Hollywood, yea