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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Bombing with Eric Andrey,

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Speaker 1: the podcast where I talk with friends, comedians, musicians, and

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Speaker 1: others about their worst bombing moments on stage at Life

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Speaker 1: in the Club Wherever, I talked to the hilarious Nori

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Speaker 1: Davis about the time he literally experienced a drive by

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Speaker 1: shooting while he was telling jokes on stage he had

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Speaker 1: to dodge bullets while doing stand up right by Yankee Stadium.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into it.

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Speaker 3: Bombing Boming with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 2: Tell me your worst bomb.

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Speaker 3: That you ever?

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Speaker 4: All right, worst bomb?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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Speaker 2: All right, give me a few whatever?

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Speaker 4: Oh he has a couple man.

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Speaker 2: Ever seen Tom?

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Speaker 4: All right? So worst bomb ever? We have to be

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Speaker 4: where I an'll have you ever had? Is with your parents? Here?

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Speaker 4: You're doing comedy now they want to be an agent.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, me too.

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Speaker 2: So horrible.

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Speaker 4: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of the worst. Oh god, the like you're

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Speaker 1: doing what you're doing comedy?

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Speaker 4: I got a gig for you and my son does this,

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Speaker 4: So I can bring him into this. So my dad,

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Speaker 4: he's a retired cop.

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Speaker 2: And so get off. If you get pulled over, do

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Speaker 2: you just go my dad's a cop.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, And then I got the PBA car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to be one of those cards.

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Speaker 4: Man tired and he retired. I can't even do it.

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Speaker 2: And he's got to know somebody.

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Speaker 4: He says them young bucks man, don't do nothing because

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Speaker 4: they don't like me. I'm like, ah, so's so now

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Speaker 4: now I'm a citizen.

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Speaker 2: I'm a regular mother cards. I'll copy it or something.

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Speaker 2: We go to after this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, man, but too, that ship really works.

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Speaker 5: It works.

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Speaker 2: So you get pulled over, You're like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, here, my dad's a cop. They're like, oh, all right,

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Speaker 4: even see don't they don't like up North cops so

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Speaker 4: New York City. They be like, I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 4: Then they go to their car and then he chilled.

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Speaker 4: Then they come back and be like, all right, man,

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Speaker 4: just be careful. So it's still they like, is that.

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Speaker 2: Gang ships from Yonkers?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Up North? Yeah? Damn x murder okay man, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What is Youngers is like nayak or some ship.

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Speaker 4: Definitely more south, but it's it's like Middle America saying, uh,

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Speaker 4: they're saying Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 2: The locks, Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 4: They're saying that from she from Central Avenue.

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Speaker 2: But that's not that's the locks locks.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Dons, p g loops, kiss those guys. You're into track,

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Speaker 4: drag on all them. So yeah, man, that's where I'm from.

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Speaker 4: Only comedy guy.

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Speaker 1: Out okay, and so the worst bomb yes, so my dad,

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Speaker 1: so keep us both on track.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it's fine, it's fine. I like this. I'm

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Speaker 4: like this till I'm sporadic. So my dad right, so

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Speaker 4: he has this gig at the Polish Centers right there.

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Speaker 4: So that's where Youngers is. It's a bunch of streets

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Speaker 4: where like Polish people live here, Black people live here,

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Speaker 4: White people live there. Like there's literally a town called

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Speaker 4: White Plains that's where they're at. And Spanish people on

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Speaker 4: South Broadway, main streets, the Mexican people like everybody got

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Speaker 4: their own street. So Polish Center, Polish people, but it's

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Speaker 4: a bise, it's a motorcycle gang event. So my dad's like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 4: come and do stand up here. And then the guy

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Speaker 4: called me like, yeah, man, want you to Yes, my

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Speaker 4: dad booked me for this ship and this is like

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Speaker 4: when I'm bridout bushy tail, I have to be like,

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Speaker 4: wait two years in the standard, like you know what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, and me, I don't know about you. I

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Speaker 4: think we came up through the Bringer show aspect of

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Speaker 4: like you know, doing Bringer shows, thinking of you the ship,

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Speaker 4: but it's really your family and the audience that's pumping

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Speaker 4: you up. So you think you're doing great, but nahigging

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Speaker 4: like you have not actually made audise.

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Speaker 2: People laugh. I know where you're the Polish biker.

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Speaker 4: Exact Polish biker event. They all got their leather vest,

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Speaker 4: they got their leather pants.

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Speaker 5: The girls a shirtless.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, We like not sleeveless, excuse me, leaveless.

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Speaker 4: And I'm just and I just feel the vibe and

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Speaker 4: it's just like baby booming shit bro like nobody my

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Speaker 4: age music was playing. What was the song, like like

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Speaker 4: electric Slide, some song like that, like some song like that,

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Speaker 4: like a black family song like everything like that, yeah,

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Speaker 4: but more like a feeling so I can't think about it, man, anyway,

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Speaker 4: something like that, And the DJ just abruptly stops, just stops,

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Speaker 4: and then the DJ's like all right, man, we got

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Speaker 4: Nory David doing comedy. Come on, that's the intro, like

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Speaker 4: like come on, And at this time my material is like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: college is crazy, I'm in dead make that crazy. Gas

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Speaker 4: is horgh like and these people, first of all, they

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Speaker 4: drive motorcycles and they don't even go They went to

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Speaker 4: college wining. The tuition was like what four dollars you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean? Like, but they're standing together like

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Speaker 4: they would just finished dancing. So it's just like and

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Speaker 4: I'm up there and I just see my dad in

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Speaker 4: the middle just looking up at me, and then all

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Speaker 4: the bikers just looking over their shoulder, like what the

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Speaker 4: fuck is happening? I do my life? Yeah, college is.

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Speaker 2: No open right, no, just you just raw into.

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Speaker 4: Them, bro, no vacline, no vacline, just straight Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: I mean that's why.

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Speaker 2: How long are you out there?

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Speaker 4: You know how it is?

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Speaker 3: Man? You up there?

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Speaker 4: It was probably like a minute, but it felt like

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Speaker 4: two hours, felt like two hours, but I was really

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Speaker 4: up there, probably maybe like even three minutes. I did

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Speaker 4: the first joke. Nothing. You can just hear people getting

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Speaker 4: drinks all the way to the right. Give me a drink,

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Speaker 4: and then people just looking and I'm just like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 4: you know, just just bring the music back. I just

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Speaker 5: He was just like, well, why you perform?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: My dad said to come through it.

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Speaker 4: I did it, and it was probably like some deep

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Speaker 4: I do this. He could see he could be proud

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Speaker 4: of me. Well, bro, yeah, I don't know. Maybe the

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Speaker 4: it was after like my first album recording. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: so but even that he was just like, you know,

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Speaker 4: like I'm here for my woman. Other than that, I

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Speaker 4: don't go for about this.

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Speaker 5: Get a job.

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Speaker 1: I think my dad see it, saw me do well

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Speaker 1: like one time, okay. And it wasn't even like I

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Speaker 1: can't do well in front of my parents. It's too

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Speaker 1: nerve wrackings.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, you know where they're at. You feel

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Speaker 4: that energy and you just like you remember where was that?

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Speaker 4: Where was that you did?

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Speaker 2: What did? Okay? In Miami?

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Speaker 4: Is that where they're living now or no?

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Speaker 1: My dad just passed away, but my mom thanks, but

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Speaker 1: my mom she lives in Delray Beach. Was just like

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Speaker 1: an hour north. But yeah, he got to see me

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Speaker 1: do okay.

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Speaker 5: Once definitely, Oh god.

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Speaker 2: Throw bottles at you or anything?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, no, yeah, no, I had a guy

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Speaker 4: throw I had a guy put my face in a

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Speaker 4: pie one time.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 4: What in Long Island? What do you mean them fucking fundraisers?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean them?

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Speaker 4: Firefirefucking fundraisers?

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Speaker 2: Is a firefighter fundraiser with.

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Speaker 4: Them getting money from the community and they like do

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Speaker 4: a comedy show and this.

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Speaker 2: Is again and without without prompt or what.

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Speaker 4: He was like after seeing the show of all the comics,

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Speaker 4: he was just like, oh man, you know I'm funny too.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, what do you mean how you funny? And

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Speaker 4: he put my face in a cream pot?

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Speaker 2: Like I was just like, did you fight him?

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Speaker 4: I was. I was so heated, and I remember I

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Speaker 4: think the comedy MA for Joe MafA something like that.

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Speaker 4: He was like he grabbed me, come on, Nor, let's go,

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Speaker 4: let's go, like and then he cleaned me up by

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Speaker 5: Of Yeah, it was a firefighter.

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Speaker 4: They were drunk too many. Yeah, they all ganged up

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Speaker 4: and it's deep a Long Island man. What I'm saying

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Speaker 4: you know that's like trump that.

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Speaker 2: Was that was in the middle of the show or.

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Speaker 4: At the end at the end. Yeah, you know what

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Speaker 4: people think, like I'm funny too, like we make it

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Speaker 2: The conveniently on the stage.

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Speaker 4: It was just like a wore like because they had

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Speaker 4: desserts and ship. They had like a whole buffet out there, yo.

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Speaker 2: Long Island, and there was a buffet of desserts on.

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Speaker 4: The right side. Yes, yeah, he went and got it, yep.

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Speaker 4: And it's just like he put wooped cream and you

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Speaker 4: know where you buyt like the supermarkets, just the crust

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Speaker 4: ship yeah, ex that and he put mad woop cream

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Speaker 4: like it was. I remember that ship.

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Speaker 2: I don't even talk about it.

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Speaker 4: No, yeah you see him mad. I'm like, I'm like

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Speaker 4: reliving it, like yeah, man, I hope that motherfucker didn't

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Speaker 4: make it out that fire house. I hope it did

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Speaker 4: burn and I hope I hope he's the one that burned.

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Speaker 4: The person that left. They stumbled out, but the fire

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Speaker 4: took him and there you go, Johnny's gone because him.

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Speaker 4: I remember that ship deep Along Island, bro, when I

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Speaker 4: was doing them dumb ass Long Island gives you know,

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Speaker 4: no funk is where you get you get.

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Speaker 1: Six governors once and just like to get to Long Island.

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Speaker 1: I'm like the little shiitty twenty dollars I was gonna

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Speaker 1: make exactly, I won't even you know, it won't even

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Speaker 1: go towards whatever.

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Speaker 2: The text get issue.

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Speaker 4: With My manager was from there, so he was booking

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Speaker 4: me all that. I'm thinking, like, yeah, I'm gonna workout,

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Speaker 4: workout material. Things are fucking people ruthless man. Some white

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Speaker 4: people don't care, man, they don't care. Bro. I was like,

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Speaker 4: I'm good, never again again.

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Speaker 2: Never went out there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, there's nothing out there.

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Speaker 2: They got black people out there. They got black Eddie Murph.

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Speaker 4: Exactly like that area. But other than that, that's not

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Speaker 4: the Hamptons. There's all the trumpets, trumpets, man, like fuck

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Speaker 4: all them. But they don't care. They do it because

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Speaker 4: they bored, Like there's nothing to do out there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, once you don't be on there's nothing going on.

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Speaker 4: You have dinner and he's like, what are we gonna do?

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Speaker 3: With Adre. With Adre, you know.

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Speaker 4: My last album, I had my fifth stand up comedy album,

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Speaker 4: I record a New York comedy club and you know,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why is that?

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Speaker 2: Like an idiot too drunk or what wast yes.

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Speaker 4: Fucking wasted bro And like I sold half of it

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Speaker 5: It was just people that are like, let's just go

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Speaker 4: I forget that New York City is still touristy, and

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Speaker 5: Why did y'all bring on here?

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Speaker 4: Why why are y'all even here? I understand the public.

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Speaker 4: What makes you go after a party, get drunk and

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I also I don't drunk that drunk, But I've never

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Speaker 5: Or so exactly, or I stay at the fucking bar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It's a comedy club safe? Is there something about like

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Speaker 1: It's where the clubs bark people in they're drunk people,

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Speaker 2: I don't really know.

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Speaker 4: I don't know either.

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Speaker 2: Get like the.

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Speaker 1: People the dudes passing out flyers in Times Square, I

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Speaker 4: But like people themselves, like why the fuck? I don't think,

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Speaker 4: another heckler and guess who this is? My ex? No,

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Speaker 4: at the time, she got too saucy, Eric Man, I

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Speaker 4: dated pipos Bro like I did.

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Speaker 5: I dated pimples Bro.

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Speaker 4: You know, you bring them into your world and you're

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Speaker 4: like you're gonna be all right, right, and they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I be all right. They start tearing shit up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, she heckled you did she knows you're taping. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: She came to support me. And then like she came

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Speaker 4: to support me the first show, she was great.

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Speaker 2: She was at bow shows.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's at shows. She started rinking, well, she was

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Speaker 2: Was oh, courage but she was your current girlfriend exactly.

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Speaker 4: Heck with me on the second heckling you yeah, man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your girlfriend that you your ex now, but at

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Speaker 1: the time was your girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: Ye was heckling you yep, during your day go too.

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Speaker 4: Saucy and brought her friend in and then they I

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Speaker 5: The loud, the loud.

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Speaker 4: You know you don't heard like that, the loud positive.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, girl, come on that on my relationship.

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Speaker 2: Is that what ended the relationship?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Didn't. That was didn't help.

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Speaker 4: That had to be like maybe the second or third

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Speaker 4: That was like the second or third red flag of

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Speaker 4: still just I'm not done with this, so like heckling

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Speaker 6: Then she gets into an argument fight with the bartend

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Speaker 6: like you know what, like I ain't fucking why you

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Speaker 5: You think I ain't wanna pay. I'm like, not my job, shorty, Like,

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Speaker 5: not my job please.

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Speaker 2: That's my girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's that's that's a girl.

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Speaker 2: I love.

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Speaker 4: That's her. She's biting everybody in the lobby.

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Speaker 5: That's yo, you got your pipul story.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get her.

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Speaker 4: Like it was after the show, after the show is done,

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Speaker 4: we know the club, we know the bar. I remember

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Speaker 4: her look at me and I was like, no, you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like what a position to be in. That sucks,

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Speaker 1: that's eric, what the fun?

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Speaker 3: Yo?

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Speaker 2: U temples cigarette?

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Speaker 4: And because she called her like because she like she

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Speaker 1: That's she's your girlfriend on confident.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just taped your special.

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Speaker 5: But it was something. But yeah, but I don't have

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Speaker 4: I didn't know what to do it either. I was

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Speaker 4: stuff charum away. It's like, look, man, that happened.

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Speaker 5: Let's let's keep moving forward.

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Speaker 2: The firefighter story came back up. You were like getting

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Speaker 4: War just like reliving in fucking mising her ass out

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Speaker 4: here like manna a minute. But bro, yeah, I can't remember.

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Speaker 4: But all I'm saying is yes, it was a type

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Speaker 4: I'm going against my lady, going against I'm going to

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Speaker 2: Where I fucking work at a good position.

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Speaker 4: So and then then the whole time she denies it

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Speaker 4: like I ain't never had you know, I don't know

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Speaker 4: why the fuck you ain't helped me defend me and

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Speaker 4: all that other bullshit. I'm like, but anyway and so so.

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Speaker 4: But that was wild. That fucking I remember that. My

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Speaker 4: I buried that.

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Speaker 2: Remember that that's coming out.

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Speaker 3: With Aeric Codre.

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Speaker 5: With Adre see somebody bomb. Yes, Bro.

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Speaker 4: Back in the day when I used to perform in

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Speaker 4: fuck raiser. Man, that's the theme of this show. Don't

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Speaker 4: need to stop doing, stop doing and fund raise, stop

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Speaker 4: acting for the stand up, just do karaoke or something,

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Speaker 4: So you see somebody getting booled. You're like, all right,

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Speaker 4: And I was up next. I was like fuck, he

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Speaker 4: know the that was the rough friut of black people.

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Speaker 4: You know, they're just sitting up to the bronx like judging,

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Speaker 4: like the fuckt it so? And I know how to

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Speaker 2: Them, right.

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Speaker 4: I remember this is when they're a leader. I think

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Speaker 2: And motorcycle accident.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know the accident, but I

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Speaker 4: just remember he was in a wheelchair, and like, I

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Speaker 4: just started roasting everybody but playfully roasting him too, and

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Speaker 4: day my boy told me like, yo, nah, like he

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Speaker 4: really liked you because the dudes was gonna fuck you

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Speaker 4: up after but they told him, like nah, I like him.

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Speaker 4: He's funny, funny.

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Speaker 2: I was just like, saved your life.

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Speaker 4: I was just close to getting my ass beat oh

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Speaker 4: by the rough riders. What shouting the leader of the

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Speaker 4: rougher enjoying my standover my roasting. That was the one

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Speaker 4: did another show and it was okay, but then once

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Speaker 4: we left it got shot up. Somebody shout up the value.

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Speaker 4: I remember me and my boy, James Golf, James Golf,

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Speaker 4: the glow he called himself the glow out. Yeah remember him. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think he's like he performs out there on Long Island.

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Speaker 4: An you guys family chilling him. But yes, man, it

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Speaker 4: just just duck him down like.

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Speaker 5: We were there they was.

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Speaker 4: But this was a rough Friday. It was just like

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Speaker 4: niggas just shooting, bro It was wild. So that was

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Speaker 4: like maybe one of those one of the craziest shits

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Speaker 4: I've experienced. A drive by shoot at the dugout in

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Speaker 4: Yankee State, the old Yankee Stadium. Niggas, no yo, they'll comment,

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Speaker 4: They'll tell you that old dugout that was. It was live.

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Speaker 4: It was live, and it was one of those lounges

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Speaker 4: where it's like, you know, comedy on the Thursday, which

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Speaker 4: does not need to happen, but you know, we down

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Speaker 4: to perform anywhere.

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Speaker 2: No what's wrong with us?

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Speaker 1: And shot and killed to tell jokes, the silliest, fucking,

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Speaker 5: Well, somebody love us throwing ourselves in the dangerous way

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Speaker 5: and love that's all it's for.

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Speaker 2: Brobo, Know what was the worst bomb You've ever seen?

442
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,680
Speaker 2: That wasn't you bombing?

443
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,320
Speaker 4: I see many bombs and but there's one that doesn't

444
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,600
Speaker 4: like particularly stand out. But when you watch it, though,

445
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,960
Speaker 4: I just know the feeling of just.

446
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,440
Speaker 1: Like you ever seen any fights at a comedy club.

447
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,119
Speaker 1: I mean, shooting is probably the most high stakes.

448
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:38,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, that shooting.

449
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:40,200
Speaker 3: Shooting.

450
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Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm trying to top that.

451
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,879
Speaker 4: The shooting was. Yeah, what was the shooting about?

452
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Speaker 2: What do you think they were pinpoint targeting somebody?

453
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I don't. I don't know what it was about.

454
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,359
Speaker 4: I just know it was bullets and you can hear it,

455
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,359
Speaker 4: and that she was crazy. But yeah, man, I would

456
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,000
Speaker 4: say I wish my boys. I'd be like, Yo, did

457
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Speaker 4: I see a fight?

458
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Speaker 5: I probably he did.

459
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Speaker 4: I'm telling you, man, the way my trauma works is buried. Yeah,

460
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:05,639
Speaker 4: I just go to the cemetery yard. But like, oh,

461
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 4: it's over there. It's twenty one as that tombstone. The

462
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,680
Speaker 4: time that the motherfucker was fighting on stage, somebody rushed

463
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 4: me on stage in Pennsylvania and my boy was there.

464
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Speaker 2: What did you say?

465
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Speaker 4: I don't know what I said, but he rushed the stage.

466
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Speaker 2: As you can see.

467
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Speaker 4: That's why I'm not looking at you, because I'm living it.

468
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 4: I'm there, h here we go. Yeah, it was. Yeah,

469
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Speaker 4: it was a show in the back of a hotel,

470
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:39,000
Speaker 4: a banquet boom, banquet hall, probably COMMYE or something like that,

471
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 4: one of them fuck you know k comedy works where

472
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,719
Speaker 4: they do hotel in the banquet, but it's like it's

473
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,880
Speaker 4: the holiday in anyway. So I'm on stage and I'm

474
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Speaker 4: doing like my race material. There's grumblings and this dude

475
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 4: rushes to stage. But no, what happened was one of

476
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 4: the fuck all these members put his phone by my

477
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 4: stool as a prank, and so he went up there

478
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Speaker 4: to go get it. And I was just like what

479
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 4: the fuck that. My boy rushed to my to save

480
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 4: me to be like, yo, what the fuck and he's like, no, no,

481
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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get my phone. Trying to get

482
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Speaker 4: my phone.

483
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Speaker 2: Well, he walked up.

484
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Speaker 4: He walked up fast, and I was like, what is this,

485
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Speaker 4: Like I've never had that before, Like, yeah, you coming

486
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 4: up here. This is before the whole like you know

487
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 4: Chappelle and everybody like rushing beat everybody getting their or

488
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 4: somebody coming to beat your ass. So this was like

489
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Speaker 4: shocking to me. And my boy pulled up and he

490
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Speaker 4: big Jamaican dude, but you know he's he's a teddy

491
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 4: bear like me. We're like, yo, we're all about to

492
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 4: love man. But he did look at Tim and they

493
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Speaker 4: which is good that all the white people like, oh.

494
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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, wait, hold on.

495
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 2: This prank was like somebody stole.

496
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Speaker 4: Because he kept pointing like no, I'm just here from

497
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Speaker 4: my phone. My boy was holding the bat like what

498
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 4: the fuck are you doing. He's like, no, my phone,

499
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Speaker 4: my phone. And then the boy was in the bed

500
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 4: like a look, I put his phone up there, and

501
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Speaker 4: then I saw it was under the stool, like under

502
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Speaker 4: one of the legs. I didn't even realize it. It

503
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 4: was like a fucking flip phone and he was going

504
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 4: for that ship. I was like, the fuck was this about.

505
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 4: I'm just like, let's go in the middle of my set.

506
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 2: No, he had no awareness of.

507
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Speaker 4: You know, we're just trying to create jokes. We're trying

508
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 4: to create a theme. We're trying to live out dreams

509
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 4: on Eric. People don't care. No one gives a living

510
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:27,640
Speaker 4: in the fucking sticks of Pennsylvania, and they ran there's

511
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,719
Speaker 4: no movies, there's no TV. They don't even know how

512
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 4: to use their nothing people.

513
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 2: Why did people move out there? What is out there?

514
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,400
Speaker 4: I mean that's when the rent was low, I guess,

515
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 4: I mean baby boomers they got all the landwind was

516
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 4: four dollars. Yeah, he bought it all up and they

517
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 4: made their own deeds. This is mine, that's it, and

518
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 4: now we can't ford ship you feel me? So that's

519
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 4: why they live out there. And then they have kids,

520
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 4: and now their kids are like, I mean, why you

521
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 4: I'm in New Yorkers like yeah, but your parents and

522
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 4: them sticks man, and they're going to shows and they

523
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 4: hate everything. Go get your fucking dad, Go get your

524
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 4: fucking mom. Oh god, yeah, I know all the stories

525
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 4: Wererob bombed. I don't know what other motherfucker's bombed.

526
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Speaker 2: I mean, this is like the most action episode we have.

527
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I got more. Let me see what's my

528
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 4: final finale?

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00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 2: Uh?

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00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 4: In closing? Oh yeah, I remember when this comedian I

531
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 4: bombed at the Black Show and this was the Black

532
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 4: Show where they had it at one of those like

533
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 4: it's a nightclub. I don't know why we do this.

534
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 4: Let's have a night club and on the Thursday, like yeah,

535
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 4: well do you know, yeah, do death Jam night or

536
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 4: something like that, and Rob Stapleton was hosting. I remember

537
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 4: that my boyfriend Atlanta was visiting me. He's like one

538
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 4: of my best friends. He's visioning me and I'm on this.

539
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 4: I'm their black room. The rob stable has a Boston

540
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 4: And again I'm still young in the game with this time,

541
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 4: so I get nervous. And when you get nervous, that's

542
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 4: when your brain starts like, you.

543
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 5: Don't need this joke.

544
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,440
Speaker 4: Let's let's erase everything and let's race. Let's race a

545
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 4: couple of words with this, and then so you're like, wait,

546
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 4: what is that joke? So I remember he brought me,

547
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 4: all right, get off frid Days and I'm up there

548
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 4: like and I just see everybody just looking at me,

549
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 4: and I just felt that heat, like what you're gonna say?

550
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 3: What up?

551
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 4: Like that aggression, And man, my brain was like, yeah,

552
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 4: I don't got it. I don't. I don't know. And

553
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 4: but all I know I remember me and you have

554
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 4: and you feel the time and standards just like you

555
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 4: bet hurry up, especially the black on it's like you

556
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 4: bet hurry up, like hurry and and man, I remember

557
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 4: just now, you wasted my motherfucker time. Bro, let's go

558
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 4: right now. You should have been Steve Harby right now.

559
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 4: You ain't right now, you know, I gotta I gotta

560
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,959
Speaker 4: feure it out. Ain't got no time for no goddamn

561
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 4: less his nigga. You should be Steve Harvey right down.

562
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, I got to built it.

563
00:25:55,560 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 4: So I just remember just stuttering saying gas gas, gas

564
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 4: is high. Oh no, gas is real high because you

565
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 4: know what the gas because it's high and you know that,

566
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 4: and you just hear people like the yeah, because you

567
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 4: know when I went to college's a lot of debt,

568
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 4: a lot of debt.

569
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 2: Your mouths closing up.

570
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 4: People think booing and happening is the worst. It's silence.

571
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 2: It's so loud.

572
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 4: Eric, I even hear it right now. I even feel

573
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 4: it right now. You just feel that ship like it's

574
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 4: your chest just some and caves in. It's just silence,

575
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 4: and you hear nothing. Even the fucking bartender stops, like

576
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 4: the ice machine stops. Everything stops. And then I was saying,

577
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 4: I said, like gas in college college crazy, and I SI,

578
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 4: all right, man Davis, and nobody claps like and then

579
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 4: Rob gets on like, man, where the hell that gas

580
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 4: joke go?

581
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: So I know he's he's kind of like saved the

582
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 2: room from like everything collapsing. Why you have to like

583
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 2: Williams show back in the.

584
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 4: Day and dropped the head off like it's already like

585
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 4: not the source through the neck, right, but did he

586
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 4: have to like and then I guess that's part of

587
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 4: the culture standard, but just feels like, hey, I gotta

588
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 4: use you to bring this back up.

589
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah you fucked up. Yeah he all felt that. So

590
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 2: here go.

591
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 5: Bro straight red wedding and.

592
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: I did show the laugh factory back the day Capone

593
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: was those thing bombed harder than I. And then Capone

594
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: spent like the next twenty minutes making fun of my

595
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: three minutes.

596
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 5: And was like, was like, yeah, get out, bring him

597
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 5: back out so we can laugh at him. And it's like, guys,

598
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 5: I'm trying.

599
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: Please, Oh my god, I still remember it. It's still

600
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: it's still in my risk, the last still in my body.

601
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 4: Yes, that's why I'm reliving it now.

602
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 2: Like it's horrible.

603
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 4: I think I recently forgaveable for that, but I hated.

604
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: Kick to look like yeah, sh that's the way it goes.

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00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: Thank you, man, thanks for doing the show.

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00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: With are Bombing with Eric Andres Brought to you by

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00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast. Executive

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00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: produced by Hans Sani Olivia Aguilar, Edited and sound designed

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Speaker 1: by Andy Harris, and our art is by Dylan Vanderberg.

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Speaker 2: Hey bye,