Speaker 1: Can hear me? Now?
Speaker 2: Can you hear yourself? Andrew? What are you doing? You
Speaker 2: couldn't be here?
Speaker 1: So Andrew go, I have to pretend I'm Andrew.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Serial Killers. Oh this is very loud.
Speaker 1: I'm Andrew.
Speaker 2: He doesn't the volume? How do I get back to
Speaker 2: the just give me? How do I give to the
Speaker 2: colored buttons again? Home? Oh? That okay? All right? Welcome
Speaker 2: to Serial Killers. Sami Killer, can tirew?
Speaker 1: What's gonna be? Well? Tell you what's.
Speaker 3: Si Chel been like?
Speaker 1: Sampei kill.
Speaker 3: Life, Rick do win? Everything from Jackson Banilla to Chrispys.
Speaker 1: Is what I good?
Speaker 3: In high schools A thriller.
Speaker 1: I have a Michael Jackson jacket and the globe a
Speaker 1: talent show.
Speaker 2: I had a Michael Jackson pin. Some kid in some
Speaker 2: kid in school. He would sell the pins. He would
Speaker 2: open his jacket up in lunch and it'd be a
Speaker 2: thing of Michael Jackson pans inside his jacket.
Speaker 1: Did you have the one where he was in the
Speaker 1: yellow sweater? That was my favorite part.
Speaker 2: I remember that was a poster.
Speaker 3: He was hot.
Speaker 2: How funny that was.
Speaker 1: That was before he had all that plastic surgery and
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 2: So Yeah, he still looked like a Jackson. Yes, welcome
Speaker 2: to Serial Killers. My name is Scotty Be.
Speaker 1: My name is Andrew.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, Andrew couldn't be here today because he had
Speaker 2: a call. See I always told you he didn't care
Speaker 2: about this podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, wait, Gretrett, I wish people could see what's
Speaker 1: going on right now.
Speaker 3: So we had pizza.
Speaker 1: We had pizza delivered this morning, right and we're looking
Speaker 1: out the window watching Brodie open every box and fill
Speaker 1: like a box of leftovers and taking leftovers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just got busted.
Speaker 1: He did. He's like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2: Well, today is Monday, March fourteenth. This is episode two
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty one. Damn, did you remember to set
Speaker 2: your clock ahead? Did you spring ahead? I did spring
Speaker 2: you late this morning.
Speaker 1: That's how I remembered spring ahead, fall behind. But it's
Speaker 1: so hard when you spring forward right? Spring ahead?
Speaker 2: Yea, yah, you spring ahead? Fall back?
Speaker 1: I spring forward, Oh my gosh, and we get up
Speaker 1: the time that we get up, it's it's horrible. It's
Speaker 1: so bad.
Speaker 2: It really doesn't make a difference.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes it does.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't buy that.
Speaker 1: I feel it. It's jet lag.
Speaker 2: No, it isn't. It's an hour.
Speaker 1: It's an hour is a big deal.
Speaker 2: So you slept an extra it doesn't matter. You didn't
Speaker 2: lose it.
Speaker 1: Well, we started coming back into the studio more. I
Speaker 1: have to get up an hour and fifteen minutes earlier.
Speaker 1: That you add all those hours and fifteen minutes up
Speaker 1: for a week, that's a lot of time.
Speaker 2: Oh, tell me about it, Danielle. I've always been coming
Speaker 2: into the studio.
Speaker 1: Nobody told you to. Hey, Andrew, Hi, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Left again.
Speaker 1: It's so weird, like me pretending I'm Andrew. Don't pretend
Speaker 1: do sound anything like?
Speaker 2: No, you're Danielle. Just do me a favor if you could.
Speaker 2: In this episode. Don't curse. We try not to curse,
Speaker 2: not curse. He doesn't, No, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: He's Italian. Has he not cursed?
Speaker 2: He's squeaky clean. Okay, all right, so let's something. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, what something just happened?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: I saw a light go off?
Speaker 1: I think I can still hear us. We're still recording.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let me go back and look.
Speaker 1: How do you do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still recording. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Three minutes in, we haven't really done anything.
Speaker 2: His Superman box here. I don't know how to use it,
Speaker 2: so this might already look he gave us bad looking video.
Speaker 2: The video looks like crap.
Speaker 1: I know that. Well the lighting in here is terrible.
Speaker 2: No, that's Andrew sabotaging you and I well he wouldn't
Speaker 2: do that. Yeah, he would, Andrew. And you know what
Speaker 2: else he's gonna says? You always tell me you can't
Speaker 2: talk about stuff other than cereal. You three minutes and
Speaker 2: talked about time changes. Yeah, watch, that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Also, I apologize for the ten percent that can't stand
Speaker 1: me on this podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that much.
Speaker 1: You always say that, so I have to.
Speaker 2: You know, I do appreciate you filling in. You're very
Speaker 2: welcome anyway. All right, so let's get to the first one.
Speaker 1: Okay. I get Garrett's angry still because he's gluten free
Speaker 1: and he can never come on.
Speaker 2: He can't eat anything, Garrett.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Garrett, look in the camera.
Speaker 2: There's so many opportunities for me to have cereal and
Speaker 2: you just like I feel like Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel,
Speaker 2: like you said, hey, I want you to be on.
Speaker 3: And then by the time you are like, hey, you
Speaker 3: want to be on. Oh sorry, we're done.
Speaker 2: Well, i'll tell you what. We'll make sure that we
Speaker 2: have one gluten free sugar free cereal one time, and
Speaker 2: we'll pull you in for it. Sugar free.
Speaker 1: Do they have a gluten free cereal? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Most most cereals actually are gluten.
Speaker 1: For Oh really yeah, oh Garrett, what is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the pebbles, all the pebble cereals are gluten free.
Speaker 2: We just say, Garrett, they're not gluten free because we
Speaker 2: don't want them coming.
Speaker 1: Very nice, that is really nice. Oh my gosh, right here.
Speaker 2: Gluten most cereals are. But we're gonna find a gluten
Speaker 2: free sugar free cereal. We'll have you back. Promise.
Speaker 1: Wait, just through the box and it's cutting that be
Speaker 1: careful because if you hit a button, we don't know
Speaker 1: how to record this. If this stops recording, we have
Speaker 1: no idea how to start recording again. So don't mess
Speaker 1: this up.
Speaker 2: We'll see you soon.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put your box over here.
Speaker 2: Promise before episode three hundred you'll be on whatever that one?
Speaker 2: What we made it this far? All right?
Speaker 1: I love you, Garrett. How anyway me see if you're bleeding.
Speaker 2: Cut me no no blood? All right, So free cereals today?
Speaker 2: One new two?
Speaker 3: Uh, I don't know, okay, now make a promise.
Speaker 2: I cannot in.
Speaker 1: When we were doing uh, I started to get and
Speaker 1: you know, here's the funny thing. So we posted this
Speaker 1: on social and there was a couple of people Danielle's acting.
Speaker 1: I am telling you right now, I have the worst
Speaker 1: reflex when it comes to smells, when it comes to
Speaker 1: gross tasting things, that is not acting. That is unfortunately me.
Speaker 1: My mother used to get a phone call at school
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and the nurse would say,
Speaker 1: please come pick Danielle up. She threw up, she's sick.
Speaker 1: And my mother would say, was there somebody eating mayonnaise
Speaker 1: next to her? Because if so, that's what happened, and
Speaker 1: the nurse would check and say, yeah, okay, we'll send
Speaker 1: her back to class because Pauline with the boloney sandwich
Speaker 1: has yonnaise.
Speaker 2: And I mayo and bologne. Oh.
Speaker 1: A lot of my friends used to put yeah mao.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so anyway, so you fed me purposely crappy
Speaker 1: cereal so I would vomit. I'm asking you kindly please
Speaker 1: don't do that today.
Speaker 2: We're gonna start this episode off with a different Catalina crunch.
Speaker 1: I don't want it because I don't like that.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna eat it too. This is this is
Speaker 2: peanut butter chocolate.
Speaker 1: Did you bring me almond milk?
Speaker 2: Chocolate, peanut butter?
Speaker 1: I can only and I give up chocolate for lent.
Speaker 1: Actually I gave up candy cake and cookies for lents. O.
Speaker 2: You're good.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm okay. But listen, did you bring me
Speaker 1: almond milk? Because you know I have a lactose thing.
Speaker 2: You'll be fine. You'll be fine, trust me. It's just
Speaker 2: like I tell Cooper, she's also lactose and tolerant. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're fine, you'll go to the bathroom later, You'll be fine.
Speaker 2: You'll get it out.
Speaker 1: That's not how it works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So this one is paleo friendly, vegan,
Speaker 2: one hundred percent plant based, soy free, wheat free, high
Speaker 2: in fiber, no sugar, alcohol.
Speaker 1: I taste free to know it.
Speaker 2: You'll see what it tastes like. Snacking shouldn't come with
Speaker 2: a sugar rush. But thank you Laura. By the way,
Speaker 2: Laura's our listener. She sent us an entire case of
Speaker 2: Catalina crunch.
Speaker 1: Laura doesn't like us for some reason.
Speaker 2: She doesn't here we go.
Speaker 1: Can I eat it without milk? No?
Speaker 2: Right, no, you need milk just a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's one, so it's you know, put it in. Sorry,
Speaker 2: it smells great.
Speaker 1: Right, it smells like peanut butter and chocolate.
Speaker 2: It smells like a Reese's peanut butter cups.
Speaker 1: So maybe this one's good. Okay, have you had a
Speaker 1: Catalina that's been good?
Speaker 2: I think we had one that we didn't spit out one?
Speaker 1: Oh look, I like our spoons. We have to open
Speaker 1: our spoons now they're in plastic. Oh, Andrew, just in time?
Speaker 1: Would you like the Catalina cereals?
Speaker 2: What you are such a dope?
Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding me. So come in here, No,
Speaker 1: come in and take my spot after I eat this.
Speaker 2: Crap, Well you need to eat it too. Then if
Speaker 2: you're here, you want to hook up the other microphone?
Speaker 2: You want Danielle to leave, I can.
Speaker 1: Leave, I can. I can totally let me move closes.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: Danielle just eat co host who said that.
Speaker 2: Online, who said that I don't know where the button is?
Speaker 1: What will you stop saying mean things to me.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, the thing Andrew thinks that's funny.
Speaker 1: We need a small a smaller chair because I don't
Speaker 1: have anywhere spoons there, Andrew, Hi, everybody, Andrew have milk
Speaker 1: because it was raining outside? Is it raining? It's not snowing.
Speaker 3: No, not snowing.
Speaker 1: I don't have He needs headphones? My god, what a
Speaker 1: disc Oh my gosh, why are you giving him a fork?
Speaker 1: Poor guy's gonna craple a fork. It's not going well.
Speaker 1: He's trying to poison me again.
Speaker 2: So far we haven't had cereal. We're six minutes in.
Speaker 1: Is that another spoon over there? You see that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, it's fine. This smells like do you have
Speaker 2: milk in there?
Speaker 1: Is there milk in the.
Speaker 2: Smells like delicious Reese's peanut?
Speaker 1: But it actually does.
Speaker 2: Ready, here we go, one, two, three? Really good? Right?
Speaker 2: Watch what happens? This is the magic of cattle in
Speaker 2: a crunch. Mm hm hm no, no, isn't that weird?
Speaker 1: But wait, it's not that it's grown. It like gets
Speaker 1: bigger in your mouth and chokes you to death.
Speaker 2: The flavor goes away and then it's.
Speaker 1: Like cotton bowls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to swallow it quick.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I would say, out of all the
Speaker 3: Catalina crunch varieties, this one's the least defensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I do admit, I do say that. Wait,
Speaker 1: do you guys remember do you guys remember the It
Speaker 1: was like a weight loss vitamin or something where you
Speaker 1: would eat it and when you would drink it with water,
Speaker 1: they would tell you, make sure you drink a lot
Speaker 1: of water because it expands and if you don't drink
Speaker 1: a lot of water, you'll choke to death. That's Cattalina cereal.
Speaker 1: If you don't drink enough milk or drink it, you're
Speaker 1: gonna choke it.
Speaker 2: Like I could have probably finished it off if I
Speaker 2: drank more milk, but I couldn't. I had to spit
Speaker 2: it out coffee.
Speaker 3: Out of all of them, it's the least defensive, I
Speaker 3: will say, though, it has like a when you're chewing
Speaker 3: it midway through, all of a sudden it gets that
Speaker 3: splendid taste.
Speaker 2: No, it's stevia.
Speaker 3: Stevia. No, it's just gross.
Speaker 2: So anyway, normally when I spit things out, it's no bowls,
Speaker 2: no spoons, So I give it nothing.
Speaker 3: I give it nothing to I give it a bowl,
Speaker 3: of course you do. I gotta say, would.
Speaker 1: You buy this in the store? You can't get a
Speaker 1: bowl if you wouldn't it in the store.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean there's a lot of cereals that I
Speaker 3: would even give like three bowls to would there?
Speaker 2: Speaking it out, Let's see what's in here. Catalina flour.
Speaker 2: I guess that's where it gets its name. And in
Speaker 2: that flower is peat protein, potato fiber, non gmo corn fiber,
Speaker 2: chickory root fiber, gower gum. That's where all that that
Speaker 2: paste taste comes from. Tapioca flour, peanut oil, high only
Speaker 2: sunflower oil, cocoa powder, peanuts, baking powdered natural flavors, sea salt,
Speaker 2: calcium carbonate. But that's what chokes, devia extract and monk fruit.
Speaker 2: That's what you taste, right, That's what tastes like as
Speaker 2: at the end.
Speaker 1: No, but something's choking me, Like something expands and chokes. Okay,
Speaker 1: other than you, Scott, something expands and then like gets
Speaker 1: stuck in your throat. What is that?
Speaker 2: It's the all the gower gum anyway? All right, so
Speaker 2: let's move on. Yes, Andrew Daniel, you gonna stay unless.
Speaker 1: You want me to leave. I'm hoping you'll serve me
Speaker 1: something better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this will be much better to Andrew, get off
Speaker 2: your phone if you're gonna be on here otherwise, please
Speaker 2: step away.
Speaker 1: He's he's very important.
Speaker 3: Please step away.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: Can we move over a little bit?
Speaker 1: I feel like I should get on the other side
Speaker 1: because you guys fight and I'm gonna be in the middle.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm fine.
Speaker 2: We don't fight.
Speaker 3: Don't we never fight?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I've heard the show. You can fight a lot.
Speaker 3: The thing is, I don't think that we fight fight
Speaker 3: like Brooklyn boys fight fight. Scottie and I fight, but
Speaker 3: it's almost like brother Lee bigger.
Speaker 1: It's funny when Spencer, my son is listening to your podcast,
Speaker 1: because I always think like you're in his bedroom because
Speaker 1: I'll hear both of you talking, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: Andrew and Scotti are hanging out with Spencer.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna change my voice.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, what is this one?
Speaker 2: This is peanut butter chocolate. This is new Cliff Cereal.
Speaker 2: You've got a cliff bar before?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I actually like those.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know that they even make the cliffs.
Speaker 2: I mean they make them. They're in the stores. But
Speaker 2: I don't think that they're going to be around that
Speaker 2: much longer because.
Speaker 1: I don't give Andrew one.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did, right here.
Speaker 3: Hold on, she's generous with the milk. See that's guys,
Speaker 3: that's okay.
Speaker 1: How how come you don't think they're gonna make anymore?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because some of them had the green
Speaker 2: tags at chop right, and when you see that, that
Speaker 2: means that they're not going to stalk him anymore.
Speaker 3: This has a whole pistachio. That is that a pistachio peanut?
Speaker 3: It's green.
Speaker 2: Really, let's see all you're eating it? Tell me when
Speaker 2: I want to see what that is. Oh, it's a pumpkin.
Speaker 2: See itt Andrew a smell? H all right?
Speaker 3: M m.
Speaker 1: Definitely better than the milk, Katalina.
Speaker 2: I feel bad that we like say such bad things
Speaker 2: about them, but they need to do better.
Speaker 3: I don't want I don't mind this, that's all right.
Speaker 3: I'm not the biggish fam.
Speaker 2: I mean it tastes like a broken up cliff bar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're soft, aren't they.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give this sucker two bowls.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna give it a bowl a spoon.
Speaker 3: You are a harsh critic, Danielle, Well.
Speaker 1: You know me, you gotta have like marshmallows and sugar
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: I don't have any of that this week.
Speaker 3: If this were American Idol, who would be who? I
Speaker 3: think I'd be? The Randy Jackson.
Speaker 1: Old school American Idol?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean tell me who the new judges.
Speaker 1: Are, Katy Perry, Jason.
Speaker 2: I would be lying over.
Speaker 3: Who's Katy Perry? Who am I?
Speaker 1: You're Jason Aldean? Is that who it is?
Speaker 2: Jason?
Speaker 1: Jason Aldean?
Speaker 2: The other country guy? What's his name?
Speaker 1: Let me ask Ryan Bryan?
Speaker 3: Wait? So then who's the nice judge? Because Randy Jackson
Speaker 3: would always just be like, you're.
Speaker 2: Good, all nice.
Speaker 1: They're all nice. Now they're not Simon Call, Like, who's
Speaker 1: the Simon Cowell of this pot? Right there?
Speaker 3: He's right there. If only his last initial was a C,
Speaker 3: he'd have the same initials as him too.
Speaker 2: You are so funny.
Speaker 3: I don't mind, thank you.
Speaker 1: I eat this cliff Cereal the more I kind of
Speaker 1: like it. So maybe I'm gonna move it up to
Speaker 1: two bowls.
Speaker 2: Just like me. Hold on, I gotta change the thing
Speaker 2: is that The one thing he does and you would
Speaker 2: think it's like, you know what, his biggest contribution to society.
Speaker 1: I think I would take this as a snack, like
Speaker 1: put it in like a little okay, and block bag
Speaker 1: and ticket.
Speaker 2: Is very good.
Speaker 3: It's airplane food. Yeah, totally all right.
Speaker 1: I had some raisins.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, don't.
Speaker 3: You're not going to Hollywood.
Speaker 1: You don't get a golden ticket.
Speaker 2: I want a platinum ticket. Did you see that guy
Speaker 2: that got the platinum ticket?
Speaker 1: What is season?
Speaker 2: That's like you go through and then you can sit
Speaker 2: out the first round. You make it no matter what.
Speaker 1: You don't even have to go through that, right the.
Speaker 2: First Yeah, yeah, you just sit and watch.
Speaker 3: I haven't watched a full season of Idol since, like
Speaker 3: Jordan's Sparks season five.
Speaker 1: My mom will call, did you see that contestant? I'm like,
Speaker 1: what American mom? I'm not.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. Kelly Clarkson, who else?
Speaker 1: Carrie Underwood? Okay, you want to talk about who's made it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Remember Jordan's Spark. Clay Achin for a while.
Speaker 2: He didn't make it though he didn't win.
Speaker 3: Adam Ambert, No, you didn't win either.
Speaker 1: But this is the new thing. There was an article
Speaker 1: that actually just came out that said the key to
Speaker 1: American Idol not winning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm Jennifer Hudson too.
Speaker 2: She won, No, she was. But you know what I'm
Speaker 2: saying is the winners. Do you remember them? And where
Speaker 2: are the.
Speaker 3: Clarkson Kelly Clarkson, carry, Carrie Underwood, Jordan Sparks. I feel
Speaker 3: like there was a guy too.
Speaker 2: There was many, It was many, but Ruben stuttered he
Speaker 2: was on the Biggest Loser.
Speaker 1: But I feel like Clay Aig, Clay Aiken did better
Speaker 1: than Ruben stuttered, and Clay came in second.
Speaker 2: You loved Clay.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. You remember that time we were backstage
Speaker 1: at something and Clay Aiken walked over and I almost fainted.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. How stupid am I?
Speaker 1: But I was so nervous to me Clay.
Speaker 3: I've always said that to me With local news celebrities,
Speaker 3: whenever I see news anchors, I'm always.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, are you the guy in the
Speaker 2: street that goes behind him and does that?
Speaker 3: They hate those I would never want to heckle them.
Speaker 3: It's just whenever we met one, I've always been like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, no, it's a local news personality.
Speaker 1: Do you know how stupid? Like my favorite my my
Speaker 1: my favorite author was in my DMC.
Speaker 2: Favorite for ball chat.
Speaker 1: Wait no, but she but she offered me a sneak
Speaker 1: peek at her new book that's not even out yet. Wow.
Speaker 1: My kids were like, what's so exciting, Mom, I'm like
Speaker 1: my favorite authors. She's like, He's like, really that she
Speaker 1: followed you, right, and then she followed me and she
Speaker 1: sent me autograph. Oh my gosh, I was freaking out.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to get Eric Eestrada to follow me.
Speaker 2: He won't even notice me.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Good, Well, I mean it's you're a superman board. You
Speaker 2: didn't set it up right? Okay, all right?
Speaker 3: Can we prope's one that was fine? Times now he
Speaker 3: came here. Yeah, oh, I got a.
Speaker 1: Shout out my author Emily Giffen shout out to you,
Speaker 1: love you.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Andrew. But you're still not on the show.
Speaker 3: Still not.
Speaker 1: Oh but there's that knockoff show coming, so maybe.
Speaker 3: You can on the NBC one where it's like one
Speaker 3: hundred see that one. They said the whole goal is
Speaker 3: to be friends with people, So you know what, I
Speaker 3: think I may want to go on that one, because
Speaker 3: I think I'd be good at that.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, So we move on to surreal number three.
Speaker 2: Save bellchat yep, shout out to her a jet at
Speaker 2: shop right. We don't give them enough love because they
Speaker 2: have a bout jet. How's Joel that you want to
Speaker 2: see what he sent me? The send you watch this?
Speaker 1: I love this case and you thank you my friends,
Speaker 1: my my shop Mini Shoppers made it for me. That's
Speaker 1: their sign.
Speaker 2: Check it out. So Joel sent me this video. He
Speaker 2: he went down the aisle of all the passover cereals
Speaker 2: that did you played a commercial in Oh? Okay, we'll
Speaker 2: be back right after this. You know nothing about volume.
Speaker 1: Wait, do you really have a commercial? Finally a sponsor?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, they just just random stuff that plays the middle.
Speaker 1: Still not have a sponsor?
Speaker 2: Now we still can you believe that after almost three years?
Speaker 3: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: There is no milk company that wants to put a
Speaker 2: refriger like Farmland Dairies should put a refrigerator in here
Speaker 2: and say the milk sponsored by Farmland Dairies. Do I
Speaker 2: want money for that? Just give it milk.
Speaker 3: I would love to figure it out.
Speaker 2: So dumb Andrew's like, we have half a million downloads,
Speaker 2: but no one wants to pay for it.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is every day Scott's like, why what
Speaker 3: are you not doing? I don't know, recording it, editing
Speaker 3: the video, uploading it, making sure the ad place in
Speaker 3: Tony because.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm busy, like sitting over there running the
Speaker 2: big show, and it is here like making videos of
Speaker 2: my face on fat people like, I don't understand what
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 3: Not just that some guy with a banana two?
Speaker 2: Okay too, have.
Speaker 1: You guys happened to have a meeting with like maybe
Speaker 1: Alex Agrin someone because.
Speaker 2: Alex, Yes, the sales team here is just like we're
Speaker 2: on it, you know, thumbs up on it, and then nothing.
Speaker 2: We never hear a thing. Everyone so gung ho love
Speaker 2: the podcast. Milk Cereal everything, I mean.
Speaker 1: I mean there's so many things. Yeah, a milk company,
Speaker 1: maybe even a bowl like plates and bowl yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yah, Lenny Mud, where are you spoon everything?
Speaker 1: Plastics, spoons, I buy plastic, spoond Shoprightfty grocery store.
Speaker 2: Yep, everything nobody cares. Pigli Wiggly, Let's.
Speaker 3: Go instacr yep, would be cool.
Speaker 2: Talked about it, told him about it. Nobody cares.
Speaker 3: You know, maybe one of these days.
Speaker 1: And I'm doing Shopwright commercials right now, Shop Right shout
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Speaker 3: Well, have you on every Friday for a special shop
Speaker 3: Right episode where you go, well, start selling yourself for
Speaker 3: serial Killers. We'll cut the profits.
Speaker 2: Speaking of shop Right, the next cereal comes from shoprightl No,
Speaker 2: it notes just from me. I bought it. So if
Speaker 2: you're on the East coast Northeast for the most part
Speaker 2: some Pennsylvania, there's Shop Rights around owned by Wakefern who
Speaker 2: they own a bunch of different supermarkets. Now and this
Speaker 2: is Crispy Corn Square.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be delicious.
Speaker 2: Well, this is gonna be your corn checks.
Speaker 3: Is what They're going to be.
Speaker 1: Three stars, three bowls, three stars.
Speaker 2: Now, unfortunately Scrunchy is not on here. Do you know
Speaker 2: who Scrunchy is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the bear.
Speaker 2: He's their bear mascot.
Speaker 3: What happened he died?
Speaker 2: No, he didn't die. Scrunchies on their sugar cereals. Scrunchy
Speaker 2: is on all their like fake lucky charms and cocoa
Speaker 2: pebbles and stuff.
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, he died.
Speaker 2: O Scrunchy is the man.
Speaker 1: Bear. He is a bear.
Speaker 3: He wears a shirt too. I think it's so cute
Speaker 3: when they make the mascots like that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, like I was saying before, for Andrew made us
Speaker 2: take a break, why is it always Andrew secrets, and
Speaker 2: Andrew that, Andrews this, Andrew's that?
Speaker 3: Why is there never any positivity with my name involved?
Speaker 2: Secret Squirrel? Joel sent me asking He sent me the
Speaker 2: video of the Passover Aisle, and there are dozens of
Speaker 2: gross passover cereals that we're gonna.
Speaker 3: Have to try.
Speaker 2: So they're gross because they're not made with any grain
Speaker 2: or bread or anything like that. So what we're gonna
Speaker 2: do in the next week or two or three, we're
Speaker 2: gonna have a full pass.
Speaker 3: Let's make that a bonus episode.
Speaker 2: Okay, that could be a frog.
Speaker 1: Are there easter?
Speaker 2: Yeah? There are, but they're but all they are is
Speaker 2: is just remakes of other stuff. Oh my gosh, I'm
Speaker 2: thinking of the title already. We'll pass on these passover
Speaker 2: cereal No, No, it'll be better. Yeah, it'll be better
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 1: No super passover.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, can you please bring them in?
Speaker 2: Because I've never had it.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: That's good. No sloping please, No, I can't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm eating my feerial with a fork, you idiot.
Speaker 1: This is okay. You know what it tastes like?
Speaker 2: Corn checks?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, mm hmmm mmmm. Bugles?
Speaker 2: M right, the bugles. It's the bass bugle without the
Speaker 2: spice powder on it.
Speaker 1: The people don't know what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 1: It's a snack that looks like a little little tornado.
Speaker 2: More people know what bugles are than they know what
Speaker 2: shop right is.
Speaker 1: Well, it's they're really good, but you don't even with milks.
Speaker 3: It's a snack.
Speaker 2: The tastes like they're made by General Mills. Did you
Speaker 2: know that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I don't like this. Why did I need this episode?
Speaker 3: Everything is two bowlds for me.
Speaker 2: I actually had different cereals, but then I saw you
Speaker 2: come in and I took the other ones out, Danielle,
Speaker 2: and now we're going to have a party.
Speaker 1: Yeah what, I hope we're doing a bonus box.
Speaker 2: Nope? Why because he doesn't have the bonus box jingle
Speaker 2: in there?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's the international one that don't do it
Speaker 2: because I don't have any No.
Speaker 3: It might happen, it doesn't well I have this one.
Speaker 2: What the green screen there?
Speaker 1: Why can't you just put it in after? Is that
Speaker 1: how it works?
Speaker 2: No? He doesn't know how to do that.
Speaker 3: I do because you know, I edit and produce two
Speaker 3: other podcasts that are super great for me.
Speaker 2: Are they making money?
Speaker 1: They are?
Speaker 2: Actually they got sponsors.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't work with a curmudget on those. I
Speaker 3: work with somebody that's actually like wants to do things.
Speaker 3: That's always fine.
Speaker 2: Do they have sponsors over there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We do.
Speaker 2: Actually that didn't work. If this is Andrew, then yes,
Speaker 2: but I had I love everything else. I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: it three balls. It's not bad.
Speaker 3: Can we just do a bonus box?
Speaker 2: No? I don't have any How do you.
Speaker 1: Do not have anything?
Speaker 3: You have like sixty four boxes of Cereal?
Speaker 2: You order?
Speaker 3: Stop lying?
Speaker 2: Give us something and look, Andrew, what do you give it?
Speaker 1: And go? Go get something? Andrew? Andrews went down to
Speaker 1: the Cereal vault. What are you think called down there?
Speaker 1: Your Cereal pants? What do you call it?
Speaker 2: There's nothing over there? The Cereal sat that's yeah, Andrew,
Speaker 2: listen really quick, can just get up. It's not there anymore.
Speaker 2: Go run in the back by the metal cab Andrew,
Speaker 2: listen to me.
Speaker 1: It's not nice.
Speaker 2: Go in the back.
Speaker 3: He's stuck.
Speaker 1: He's stuck in your sack.
Speaker 2: All I see is this like fro going across the camera.
Speaker 2: Go in the back by the metal cabinet where Jake
Speaker 2: used to sit. There is a box there with my
Speaker 2: name on it. I think Matt sent it to us,
Speaker 2: and it's full of cereals. Go grab one.
Speaker 1: They're all they're all.
Speaker 2: They're all knockoffs, but they're all sugar. And you have
Speaker 2: a tag on your pants.
Speaker 1: Yes, there is a tag. Are you wearing New Gen.
Speaker 2: Begging you to go grab it?
Speaker 1: Come here, I'll please.
Speaker 2: No, it's on the mask that's hanging out of his pocket.
Speaker 2: Please go just get a please, go get a cereal.
Speaker 1: Okay, calm down, Okay, a deep breath.
Speaker 2: In The thing is though, by now, like people have
Speaker 2: tuned out of this because like it's just too much mayhem.
Speaker 2: There's too much going on. They're bickering.
Speaker 1: Thought that that's why they tuned in for your mayhem,
Speaker 1: because you and Andrew go at it like a bunch
Speaker 1: of I don't know, what's.
Speaker 2: Not this much mayhem? This is just like this is
Speaker 2: out of control. People like to listen to Sirial now
Speaker 2: here comes Sally. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When they can't come in, they don't come in if
Speaker 1: they don't have their ID. They can't get through the
Speaker 1: door because there's a lock.
Speaker 2: But don't radio. Don't radio people know that when there's
Speaker 2: lights flashing that say on air red lights, you know
Speaker 2: that usually means stop, don't come in. But I recording, I.
Speaker 1: Come in and yell on purpose, so I can know that.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I feel like, he didn't have
Speaker 2: to bring the whole box. Why he brought this giant
Speaker 2: box with thirty cereals in it because he.
Speaker 1: Wants you to pick which one you want?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Can I pick?
Speaker 2: They're all knockoffs. They're all knockoffs. So just pick whatever
Speaker 2: sugar cereal you want? Just no, God? What? Yes, there
Speaker 2: is flakes?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I have a question. How can they
Speaker 1: call this frosted flake, Danielle? How can they do that
Speaker 1: without getting sued?
Speaker 2: Frosted flakes is a not trademarkable name either, as Raisin Brown,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that corn flake.
Speaker 1: You didn't know that?
Speaker 3: Yes, learn about life.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I would sue if I was Tony
Speaker 1: the Tiger, I would really sue.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm just picturing Tony the Tiger with a business
Speaker 3: suit on.
Speaker 1: They're not great?
Speaker 2: Is this frosted flakes of corn?
Speaker 3: Eating corn cereal?
Speaker 2: So it's not flakes of corn?
Speaker 3: No rip off, it's.
Speaker 1: Seventy one.
Speaker 2: Essential every Day is from a supermarket chain that is
Speaker 2: in the Midwest. If I'm not mistaken, Minnesota.
Speaker 3: I gotta get another fork now.
Speaker 2: Our previous experience with Essential every Day is that the
Speaker 2: flavor will wash off, so you have to eat it
Speaker 2: pretty quick once the milk hits it.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's more of a snack than a serious Should
Speaker 1: we do two?
Speaker 3: How long has this thing home?
Speaker 2: By getting a ticket downstairs? I have to go.
Speaker 3: Let's don't stop on the touch screen.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 1: Twenty six? Oh wow?
Speaker 3: You know they do say thirty to forty five minute
Speaker 3: episode s. You'd have two breaks.
Speaker 2: People are used to like eighteen minutes.
Speaker 3: People I used to used to the last three episodes
Speaker 3: have been twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that that's greg t out of control. Episode's
Speaker 2: forty something.
Speaker 3: The last episode we did, just the two of us
Speaker 3: went over you're ready stuff for all the milk?
Speaker 2: I know? Here we go one, two, three, very sweet
Speaker 2: that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's cereal m.
Speaker 2: It tastes very close to Kellogg's m.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they get away with that.
Speaker 2: I told you how they get away with.
Speaker 1: It, I know, but I think that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It's not a trademarketing.
Speaker 1: Calloggs first come out with frosted flakes. Why can't they trade?
Speaker 2: It was a court thing. There's certain things because because
Speaker 2: frosted flakes is a thing, like it's literally a frosted.
Speaker 1: Flake, but it's not sugar flake really.
Speaker 2: But it's a frosted flake. You can't trademark a frosted flake.
Speaker 3: You could probably trademark sugar fla.
Speaker 1: But the name is it is?
Speaker 2: But no, it has to have a kitchen name. You can't.
Speaker 3: What what if I added a Z to the end?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know. Go call a lawyer.
Speaker 3: Frosted flake Z.
Speaker 2: Milk corn, sugar, corn syrup, lots of sugar, salt, barley, malt,
Speaker 2: extract wheat.
Speaker 3: I know this was a great idea for a bonus box.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it three bowls, four bowls.
Speaker 1: Four bowls from me, even though it's a rip off.
Speaker 2: Four bowls D four A four s four Okay, that
Speaker 2: was a good way to end it.
Speaker 3: I'm happy was it?
Speaker 2: Is it really over?
Speaker 3: What the negativity you exude is like, you're definitely Simon Cow,
Speaker 3: Simon Cow.
Speaker 2: All these cups.
Speaker 3: It's not as bad as Greg Tea, that's true.
Speaker 1: How many did you eat when he was on?
Speaker 3: We didn't eat them.
Speaker 2: We made him eat all this expired garbage. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he did it about twenty cups worth because he was
Speaker 2: ranting and raving about stuff, and then I would just
Speaker 2: throw cups in his face and he would just eat them.
Speaker 3: He'd be chatting and all of a sudden he'd go
Speaker 3: into crypto.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, let's kind of said a long time fun
Speaker 2: probably like two years. Anyway, everybody's eating that pizza. Thank
Speaker 2: you for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 3: We can't talk about anything other than cereal.
Speaker 1: You miss Brody. When you weren't here, Andrew, he was
Speaker 1: out there and we were watching to goll the Liftovers.
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Speaker 3: Yeah one, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Have a T shirt. No, I gave it to Spencer.
Speaker 3: We need to come out with merche we need.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this is the berbet.
Speaker 3: Let me add it to my list of more things
Speaker 3: that I can do that Scott doesn't do than nothing about?
Speaker 3: Do you have nothing going on?
Speaker 1: I need to become a publicist and help you guys.
Speaker 2: Just do it. Figure this your PR person. All right,
Speaker 2: we'll see you on Wednesday with an all New Ball chat.
Speaker 2: Can't wait to hear that one.
Speaker 1: That's not the one where I threw up? No, that
Speaker 1: was out already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one was great.
Speaker 1: Glad you think so?
Speaker 2: Grave reviews'd we do? The critics are saying, to vomit up,
Speaker 2: to vomits up, don't do it again? Yeahit a second.
Speaker 2: Where's my phone? We had a great review on that.
Speaker 2: We actually did you see the review on that I did?
Speaker 2: Somebody was really cool about that.
Speaker 3: I'll pull it up.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see who can get there first. I think
Speaker 2: I'm there. Mm hm hmmm. Serial killers quick, give us
Speaker 2: shows five stars? Real quick? Okay, here it is, I'm here.
Speaker 3: She's hilarious with the banter between you two.
Speaker 2: Really yep, No, that says diamond, dude. You read the
Speaker 2: wrong one right there. It says invite diamond to all
Speaker 2: ball Diamond not me. Oh no, it wasn't you. It
Speaker 2: was the Greg t one. Oh well, they liked Greg T.
Speaker 2: I don't think they like you.
Speaker 3: Oh well, look at this one.
Speaker 1: It says it is the best. I love her so much.
Speaker 1: Do people don't really write anything they didn't like three reviews?
Speaker 2: No, look at the Greg t one. Oh mg. First
Speaker 2: of all, love you guys, serial Killers and bowl Chat.
Speaker 2: I've been meaning to leave a review but always forget,
Speaker 2: but after listening to this episode with Tea, I made
Speaker 2: sure to leave one. I love it this episode, partly
Speaker 2: because I miss hearing Greg T on the show and
Speaker 2: mostly because it was hilarious. Also, kudos to Scott for
Speaker 2: having fun with this episode. Lol. I know it was
Speaker 2: a bit chaotic, and usually he hates when that happens,
Speaker 2: especially on Serial Killers. But I'm glad I fed into
Speaker 2: I'm glad he fed into it. It was definitely worth it.
Speaker 2: And Andrew, I hope someone took you home.
Speaker 3: That's not how we spell serial killers.
Speaker 2: Well it's crazy keeping great guys.
Speaker 3: So guys, if you're listening, leave us a review and
Speaker 3: talk about how much you love Danielle because we love
Speaker 3: dan Yeah.
Speaker 2: If you're that ten percent, we want to hear from
Speaker 2: you too.
Speaker 3: It's not even ten percent. It's the same person, just
Speaker 3: making different accounts to be like she's back.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: All Right, we gotta go. Thank you for listening. We'll
Speaker 2: see you on Wednesday with Bolchat next Monday with an
Speaker 2: all new serial Killers. Maybe we'll have a special guest.
Speaker 2: I don't know who going to be making well. I mean,
Speaker 2: we sent Cereal to our listener Quarrene, like two months ago.
Speaker 2: She's supposed to do it with us, so hopefully we'll
Speaker 2: get her on and.
Speaker 3: We gotta have more in person guests because I'm loving this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, thanks for listening. Until we see you again,
Speaker 2: say crunch people cry. That was good.
Speaker 3: We had harmony.
Speaker 1: Crun god stop it. Oh my gosh, edit that out.
Speaker 3: Do you know how to turn it off?
Speaker 2: No? Yeah I do.