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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Saturday

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Speaker 1: Night Live Jay Farroh July seventeenth through the nineteenth. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlor Live dot com or called four

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Speaker 1: two five two eight nine seven thousand twenty. Hello, there

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Speaker 1: is the man of the house at home. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Who is this. My name is Bill Rosewood. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from Automotive calling about a blue Ford explorer dropped off.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Um, my husband is actually at work

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Speaker 1: right now, but um, you can talk to me about

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Speaker 1: on his wife. Oh, I should probably just talk to him. Uh,

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Speaker 1: do you have a number or something I could reach

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Speaker 1: him at need to discuss a couple of issues with

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Speaker 1: the car. Yeah, again, you can talk to me about it.

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Speaker 1: He's not available right now. There's an issue going on

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Speaker 1: under the hood, so it's probably more of a guy

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Speaker 1: type thing. I wouldn't want you to worry your pretty

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Speaker 1: little head about it. I'm so sorry. I'm Can you

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Speaker 1: ever feel what you just said to me? I was

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Speaker 1: just saying I should probably have a conversation with him,

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Speaker 1: So if I could get his phone number or office

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Speaker 1: phone number, whatever, I'll give him a call. You can

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Speaker 1: go back to doing you know whatever. You're doing well,

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Speaker 1: you'll definitely be getting a call from him because you

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Speaker 1: are being incredibly rude right now, sir, you see him upset?

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Speaker 1: Did I interrupt you while you were watching soaps or something?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Is there a manager I can talk to? Well,

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Speaker 1: they're not gonna be able to tell you about the

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Speaker 1: car more than I can. I don't know if you'd

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Speaker 1: understand it. Oh my god, I'm picking up that your task.

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Speaker 1: You to apologize to me right now because I've never

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Speaker 1: been talked to you like this before. Okay, maybe we're

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Speaker 1: not driving here. I don't understand why you're upset with me, obviously.

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Speaker 1: Why am I upset with you? Yeah, you're being incredibly

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Speaker 1: rude to me right now. I simply said that I

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Speaker 1: should probably speak to your husband about the issue with

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Speaker 1: your car because he might know a little better. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we're not dealing with like a cupholder thing here. There's

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Speaker 1: an issue going on in the hood. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you aren't digging yourself in deeper right now. I really

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Speaker 1: want to talk to a manager. I apologize, sweetie. I apologize,

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Speaker 1: but I don't call me sweetie one more time. I

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Speaker 1: dare you to call me sweetie now. Sweetie. I was

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Speaker 1: just trying to be not you in the damn mouth.

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Speaker 1: That language is not very ladylike. I will knock in

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Speaker 1: the dirt so fast you will not know what happened,

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Speaker 1: all right. How do you like that for a lady?

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Speaker 1: This is why I asked for a man. At the

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Speaker 1: beginning of the call, he and I would have been

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Speaker 1: off the phone. I would have been fixing the car

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Speaker 1: right now. I don't even know what the hell we're

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Speaker 1: arguing about. It's like I'm at home. It's like I'm

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Speaker 1: at home with the missus right now. This is I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I come down here tomorrow. I guess this isn't We

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Speaker 1: obviously can't hash this out over the phone. No, up here,

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Speaker 1: and I'm down here tomorrow. Come down here tomorrow. I'll

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Speaker 1: meet with you and your husband. I'll tell him what's

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Speaker 1: wrong with the car, and then I will shake his

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Speaker 1: hand for dealing with you. I don't know, I'll be

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Speaker 1: test it. I don't need to sit here and listen

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Speaker 1: to you. Right now. I am coming down there myself,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to beat the sh out of you.

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Speaker 1: All right. You want to see how a woman plays,

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Speaker 1: you'd be prepared for what a real woman can do

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Speaker 1: all right. Well, my hair is not very long. You're

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Speaker 1: not gonna be able to pull it or slap me,

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Speaker 1: you you, Hey, Laurie, No, I have to tell you

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Speaker 1: that this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you? Are you kidding me? You know

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Speaker 1: how Matthew just goes. Oh, your husband Dave set you up.

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Speaker 1: Yes he did. He said, some guy on the phone

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Speaker 1: talk to you like that the other day and you

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Speaker 1: were still raging about it. You know exactly what to

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Speaker 1: say to Hey. Well, for what it's worth, sweetie, I

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Speaker 1: think you did a great job handling it, all right, baby,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, sweetie? Oh my god, the week of every

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Speaker 1: morning with super phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy on moving ninety two point five on A is

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Speaker 1: a little love in my life? On A needs a

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Speaker 1: little love in the dark, the little bottom moving in

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Speaker 1: my kickstart me and my broken heart. I need a

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Speaker 1: little loving tonight, homey, So I'm not falling about the

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Speaker 1: little bottom moving in my Kickstart me and my broken heart. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: shot guns in my heart. You got done, champ me.

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Speaker 1: I got in this song. How do we call this

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Speaker 1: sove I try to run away back, short eyes tell

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Speaker 1: me to skit. Why do we call this long? It's

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Speaker 1: SEPs like we've been losing control, so batsum