Speaker 1: Cutbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the Clearinghouse
Speaker 2: of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth
Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
Speaker 1: Mahler and Danny g Radio A Happy Friday, and is
Speaker 1: the sixteenth day of May. And we are hanging out
Speaker 1: together here early live on tape, as Tom Looney used
Speaker 1: to say, live on He hated that. He used to
Speaker 1: get upset. You kids go live on tape. You can't
Speaker 1: be live in on tape. If it's live, it's not
Speaker 1: on tape. Anyway. We're here either way. A jam packed
Speaker 1: weekend of The Fifth Hour. New episodes Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1: But we're worried about today. We do the show today.
Speaker 1: We're worried about the show today. Normally we start out
Speaker 1: with some dope holidays and all that, but I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna even bother with that. We have the Hobgoblin, hobnob awaken,
Speaker 1: the beast, foody fun, the phrase of the weekend. Who
Speaker 1: knows what else we'll get to, but we'll start with
Speaker 1: this the Friday Special. Friday Special. Is it true? Is
Speaker 1: it true that an unexpected visitor stop by the Overnight
Speaker 1: Show just hours ago? Just hours ago? That would be
Speaker 1: one thousand percent true. So we start out the new
Speaker 1: weekend of the podcast looking back at a snaff who
Speaker 1: heard round the audio world if you were with me
Speaker 1: on the Overnight Show, the Friday Overnight Show, you heard
Speaker 1: the thing of a jig, that snap that wasn't supposed
Speaker 1: to snap, that the watcher mccollet, that didn't really work out.
Speaker 1: So exclusive details. Nobody else has these details. None of
Speaker 1: the other other networks, none of the podcaster Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: doesn't have it. None of the people that do these
Speaker 1: podcasts have it. We're the only pod that has this information.
Speaker 1: The rest of the story. As the late great Paul
Speaker 1: Harvey would say, you know what the news is, but
Speaker 1: now you're about to find out the rest of the story.
Speaker 1: This is must consume content for the p Ones and
Speaker 1: the Malon militia. I'm talking about alf the Allen, Pineter,
Speaker 1: ferg Dog and all the rest, Kathy and Madison, all
Speaker 1: of them. So working from the remote studio. We have
Speaker 1: the world's changed since COVID. So we do the show
Speaker 1: from the main studio most of the time, but occasionally
Speaker 1: during the week we will broadcast from the remote studio,
Speaker 1: which is located at the Malor Mansion, yapping away in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night. Happens to be the studio
Speaker 1: that I'm in right now. So in the rant that
Speaker 1: I was doing in hour now very three hour three,
Speaker 1: So this is the four am Eastern hour. This is
Speaker 1: the one am Pacific hour, ranting poetic about Bill Belichick
Speaker 1: and his young Fluozy and the latest on them having
Speaker 1: a best selling book. Well, Belichick having a best selling book,
Speaker 1: and I was building up to a crescendo. I thought
Speaker 1: it was very funny that Bill Belichick wrote a book
Speaker 1: and is promoting the book. And the reason the book
Speaker 1: is now a New York Times bestseller is because many
Speaker 1: of the people going to buy the book believe they're
Speaker 1: going to get some kind of amazing details on Bill
Speaker 1: Belichick and his young late friend, when that is not
Speaker 1: the topic of the book. So I'm building up to this, right,
Speaker 1: I'm building up to this, I'm setting it up. I'm
Speaker 1: laying the groundwork, and of course you want to know
Speaker 1: everything I have to say about the creative muse of
Speaker 1: Bill Belichick. So I'm doing my thing, building up to
Speaker 1: the great quote from W. C. Fields, who said, you
Speaker 1: can fool some of the people some of the time,
Speaker 1: and that's enough to make a decent living, which is
Speaker 1: a kin what Belichick's doing here, suckering people in to
Speaker 1: get the book, thinking they're going to hear all this tabooed,
Speaker 1: tawdry stuff about old dude, young woman, and no, so
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't get that anyway. So as I
Speaker 1: am doing this rant, I get a text on the
Speaker 1: malorphone and it says something like you're off the air
Speaker 1: line dropped. You're off the air line dropped. And my
Speaker 1: immediate reaction is, oh, this is probably a joke. I
Speaker 1: know we're into May. It's a l April Fools joke.
Speaker 1: And so I off to my left in the studio.
Speaker 1: I have all the equipment in the remote studio that
Speaker 1: connects me to wherever I need to be connected, and
Speaker 1: there's a decent amount of stuff in here that I
Speaker 1: purchased I actually bought all this stuff in the remote studio.
Speaker 1: If you've been with the show all on time. I
Speaker 1: was doing some fill in work at WEI in Boston,
Speaker 1: and I did it remote most of the time, and
Speaker 1: so I built a studio out in twenty seventeen. I
Speaker 1: guess it was twenty seventeen. So that was the year
Speaker 1: the pro cheated in the World Series, and Rob Manford,
Speaker 1: the commissioner of Major League Baseball, thought, Oh, that's no
Speaker 1: big deal. It's just to hunk a metal. We'll protect them.
Speaker 1: So I built a studio in twenty seventeen. I've moved
Speaker 1: all the equipment for the studio since then. I've moved
Speaker 1: to a new humble abode during that time, anyway, So
Speaker 1: I have all this stuff in here, and off to
Speaker 1: my left, I have the equipment that tells me whether
Speaker 1: I'm connected. It's really just a series of lights that
Speaker 1: connect me. So I look over and if it's a
Speaker 1: green light, I'm connected. And if it's not a green light,
Speaker 1: or if it's a red light, something has gone terribly wrong.
Speaker 1: And I look over in my periphial vision, thinking that
Speaker 1: this was fake, and I do not see the green light.
Speaker 1: I don't see the red light. I see no light,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh boy, Well, it turns out that
Speaker 1: this was not some kind of rogue gremlin attack. There
Speaker 1: was no gremlin attacked. Instead, the FSR Mothership had a
Speaker 1: hiccup the hob goblin hob knob if you will, those
Speaker 1: hob goblins. The goblins attacked the Sherman Oaks studios of
Speaker 1: the Ben Mathers Show. And as we like to say,
Speaker 1: the show must go on. You just got to keep going, right.
Speaker 1: We fought the attack of the hobgoblin. We bludgeoned several hobgoblins.
Speaker 1: It was like playing whack a mole with the hob goblins.
Speaker 1: But you have to roll with the dice that land
Speaker 1: wherever the dice land, and the show turned out to be.
Speaker 1: I thought it was all right. I thought it was
Speaker 1: pretty good. Some parts of it were great. My favorite
Speaker 1: parts of last night show because we just did last
Speaker 1: Night Show, so that's what I'm thinking of. Pam and
Speaker 1: Seattle loved the call. Pam and Seattle called up and
Speaker 1: she agreed to take the oath. She wanted to take
Speaker 1: the oath. She then was so flustered she couldn't handle
Speaker 1: the oath. She did not pass the oath. We had
Speaker 1: to fail, Pam. You can hear that on the podcast.
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure that was a bit because Pam
Speaker 1: and Seattle, very calm, professional woman, not like the people
Speaker 1: that normally call the show, and she's a classically trained
Speaker 1: musician like Inka Terra and a very nice woman. She
Speaker 1: would not do that unless that that punk inca terror
Speaker 1: had her do that. So I enjoyed. I enjoyed Pam's
Speaker 1: phone call. I thought that was good. Charlie totally flamed
Speaker 1: out on his call from Dallas, the Charlie from Dallas.
Speaker 1: And then we had hollering James, a vintage hollering James
Speaker 1: throwback call where he was just snoring, and it wasn't agony,
Speaker 1: it was joy. It was joy listening to him snore.
Speaker 1: Meg My god, was that great? So anyway, that was
Speaker 1: the hobgoblin hobb now now turning the page on that
Speaker 1: to page two. And once upon a time, a couple
Speaker 1: days ago, that's right, Once upon a time, a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago, a slapstick comedy broke out. Not on radio, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not on radio. It was not on television. It was
Speaker 1: not a concert, It wasn't a lot of palooza. It
Speaker 1: was a Vaudvillian event that very few people know about,
Speaker 1: and I will share that with you right now. So
Speaker 1: it's started out simple enough, as most stories do. It
Speaker 1: was just a casual event and one thing led to another.
Speaker 1: So following the radio show, I made the long trek
Speaker 1: back to the north Woods. This was when I was
Speaker 1: in studio, So I made my way back, and following
Speaker 1: the radio show, I put my bags. I have two
Speaker 1: bags I take with me. I put them down. I
Speaker 1: got a thing of water. I then got my headphones
Speaker 1: that I use and a couple of items, and I
Speaker 1: went to the dungeon at the Malor Mansion. Went down
Speaker 1: to the dungeon, which is not a basement because they
Speaker 1: don't have basements in California. It's a literal dungeon. So
Speaker 1: I went into the dungeon. I decided I was going
Speaker 1: to hop on the treadmill. I said, you know what
Speaker 1: I need. I need to be productive. Let me hop
Speaker 1: on the treadmill and I'll knock out a little workout.
Speaker 1: Why not? So I hopped on the treadmill in the dungeon,
Speaker 1: not bragging. The thing was real fixed. It was down
Speaker 1: for like three years A gentleman came over cost us
Speaker 1: an arm and a leg. But the treadmill is not working.
Speaker 1: So my goal is ten thousand steps today. My goal
Speaker 1: often is a lot more than that. My goal often
Speaker 1: is close to twenty thousand, but I try to get
Speaker 1: a minimum of ten thousand. So remember I'm here at
Speaker 1: the Malar you know, Malar Mansion. My my pal Moxie
Speaker 1: is holding down the fort, the mascot of the Malar Militia.
Speaker 1: She's on the sofa and this is her throne. This
Speaker 1: is where she hangs out. She cannot be bothered to
Speaker 1: go into the dungeon. She does not want to hang
Speaker 1: out with me. While I'm on the treadmill. She looks
Speaker 1: down upon me and my dog Moxie working out. So
Speaker 1: Moxie is so lazy. How lazy is she? She's so lazy.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. Moxy is so lazy that if
Speaker 1: you have a bulldog, I'm guessing they're all like this.
Speaker 1: I just I've never had a bulldog before. Moxie so
Speaker 1: as she is. She's so lazy. She doesn't even move
Speaker 1: her body when you enter the room. I've had dog
Speaker 1: that would run and try to jump through Bella, the
Speaker 1: old dog we had Bella. We'll try to run through
Speaker 1: the freaking door to get you. Knew that you were
Speaker 1: on the other side of the door, and we try
Speaker 1: to literally run and jump like some kind of matador,
Speaker 1: like ill Matta door and the bull trying to get
Speaker 1: through the door. So Moxie is the antithesis of that.
Speaker 1: She's the complete opposite of that. And she's so lazy.
Speaker 1: She will not move her body when you're in the room.
Speaker 1: She moves her eyeballs, and sometimes she's so lazy she
Speaker 1: will not even move her eyeballs, so like track you
Speaker 1: with her eyes. So this was just your normal night
Speaker 1: again once upon a time, a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: And I'm doing my routine on the tread. I'm not
Speaker 1: really running, but I'm not walking. I guess that's jogging.
Speaker 1: I guess it's called fast walking. Whatever you want to
Speaker 1: call it, I don't care. So I'm doing that. And
Speaker 1: I did a decent amount of time. I put some
Speaker 1: audio on. I was listening to something podcast asked or something.
Speaker 1: And then after about forty five minutes, I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, I got to answer a call. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing a talk show. I had to answer the call.
Speaker 1: And so I had to answer nature's call. So I
Speaker 1: paused the treadmill. I headed to the powder room. As
Speaker 1: they say in Canada, Oh come, we'll be in Vancouver.
Speaker 1: Coming up man, less than two weeks from today. We
Speaker 1: will be in Vancouver. Cannot wait, Mouther meet and greet
Speaker 1: Canadian style. Anyway, so I decided I had to go bathroom.
Speaker 1: My body told me I had to go bathroom. So
Speaker 1: I made my way out of the dungeon, and Justin
Speaker 1: and Cincinnati tells me Robbie the Mariner fan lives in
Speaker 1: the dungeon. Anyway, So I made my way out of
Speaker 1: the dungeon. I walked up some stairs, then down a hall,
Speaker 1: and then down a different set of stairs. And as
Speaker 1: I was walking in this room, I saw Moxie who
Speaker 1: was sleeping. And again no acknowledgement. It's in the dark.
Speaker 1: And of course I'm such a loser. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to I did not want to wake
Speaker 1: up Moxie. I did not want to wake her up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so maybe she'll wake up if I turned the lights on.
Speaker 1: So I went over to the to the powder room,
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and I made my way to the crapper,
Speaker 1: crap on, crap off the crapper. So I took care
Speaker 1: of business, and then I had to reverse the trip
Speaker 1: in the dark, so I made sure to flush. I
Speaker 1: washed my hands in the dark. So I go out
Speaker 1: and I walk and it's a normal walk, nothing really interesting.
Speaker 1: I walked back up the stairs down to the to
Speaker 1: the left, and now I go down another set of
Speaker 1: stairs and then I go down into my dungeon and
Speaker 1: I'm on my way. So as I was making this trip,
Speaker 1: about midway through, I started smelling something that didn't really
Speaker 1: smell proper, smelled a little foul, so I thought, but
Speaker 1: it must be Moxie. Moxie must have let one ript
Speaker 1: flashlens for Moxie. Bulldogs are known to have a lot
Speaker 1: of gas, so I didn't think much of it. I
Speaker 1: kept going and going and going, and I kept smelling it.
Speaker 1: And it turns out that Moxie had decided that she
Speaker 1: needed to go to the bathroom and she couldn't make
Speaker 1: it out in time, and so she went poopy in
Speaker 1: the Houseye And as the famous line goes, watch that
Speaker 1: last step, it's a doozy. It is a doozy, And
Speaker 1: it was so here I am very proud of myself.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm getting some exercise. I'm being a
Speaker 1: grown up, you know, being an adult. I just had a
Speaker 1: big birthday. People tell me I'm old.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: So I got on the treadmill. Fine, so I'm now
Speaker 1: standing here. I looked down at my shoes covered in
Speaker 1: fecal matter. It's pitch black. Other I had to turn
Speaker 1: my light on my phone on. Now I'm like, these
Speaker 1: are the pair of shoes that I use on the treadmill.
Speaker 1: I got to get these things cleaned as ap. These
Speaker 1: things must be clean. I had options. I said, well,
Speaker 1: I can put on the sink, but then that's the sink,
Speaker 1: the kitchen sink we use for the dishes. I don't
Speaker 1: want to put dog shit in the kitchen sink. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I go to the bathroom and use
Speaker 1: the sink there, but it's the same concept we wash
Speaker 1: our hands there. I don't know if I want that,
Speaker 1: so I, ah, you know, I'll just go out in
Speaker 1: the back and I'll turn on the hose. I'll go
Speaker 1: behind the mallor mansion, and I'll turn on the hose
Speaker 1: and that'll be that. Yay, it's the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: It's pitch black. Everyone's sleeping. I'm awake, Moxie is sleeping.
Speaker 1: So I go down outside. I go around to where
Speaker 1: the hose is, and again, this is just all going
Speaker 1: on in the span of you know, a short amount
Speaker 1: of time. Moxie is so unbothered by the situation. She decides,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting up. You know, I'm good, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that. So I go out and I take
Speaker 1: the shoes off, and I turned the hose on and
Speaker 1: I rinse away the Moxie waste off the sneakers. And
Speaker 1: as I am doing this, and it's only been about
Speaker 1: twenty seconds since I started deciding to wash the sneakers
Speaker 1: because I need them, all of a sudden I hear
Speaker 1: this galloping and this barking from a distance, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the F is that? Now? It turns out the
Speaker 1: rest of the story, our friend Moxie my pal. I
Speaker 1: spend almost every night during the week enjoying the company
Speaker 1: of Moxie. She keeps me company. My wife works as well,
Speaker 1: so she's not around and I'm with mox We're enjoying ourselves.
Speaker 1: And so it turns out that galloping I heard was
Speaker 1: Moxie who went from zero to hero. She was into
Speaker 1: hero mode, clearly triggered in a paste by Poseidon, the
Speaker 1: Greek god of the sea. The Moxie that we knew
Speaker 1: that was sleeping, that is so lazy, she would not
Speaker 1: move her anything more than her eyeballs. It turns out
Speaker 1: we awoken the beast. We did. We awoken the beast,
Speaker 1: and so now here we are. I mentioned this was
Speaker 1: a Vaudvillian comedy, more like The Three Stooges, which is
Speaker 1: Vaudvillian old comedy Troupe Three Stooges. So it's the middle
Speaker 1: of the night. I'm now standing outside barefoot holding a
Speaker 1: shoe covered in shit Moxie muffins full of crap ole.
Speaker 1: I'm washing the shoe off. Behind me is Moxie, who
Speaker 1: is waking up all of the neighbors of the Malor
Speaker 1: mansion in a time that is not a time to
Speaker 1: be awake for most. She's then turning her attention to me.
Speaker 1: She's trying to attack me. Well, not really. She wanted
Speaker 1: to get to the source of the water, so the
Speaker 1: goal was to get to the source of the water.
Speaker 1: I was in between the source of the water and Moxie,
Speaker 1: so I've got my shoes covered. I've got water now
Speaker 1: everywhere because of the hose. I've got Moxie trying to
Speaker 1: attack the water, ready to fight to the death, ready
Speaker 1: to fight to the death. And just another night, just
Speaker 1: another random night in paradise. God, it was. It was
Speaker 1: like I couldn't go back on the treadmill because the
Speaker 1: shoes were covered in the crap. And then I got
Speaker 1: the crap off of Maxie. Was Moxie was of upset. Now.
Speaker 1: My mistake, the fatal mistake I made, was I left
Speaker 1: the door open, because that got the wheels in motion.
Speaker 1: I left the door open because I assumed, like a
Speaker 1: dumb ass, that my dog Moxie would just stay asleep.
Speaker 1: I didn't think we were going to have a turf
Speaker 1: war between Moxie and the Greek god of the sea Poseidon.
Speaker 1: I did not expect that to happen. I figure, well,
Speaker 1: she's sleeping, the host doesn't even make that much noise.
Speaker 1: There's no way this is gonna end up in a
Speaker 1: bad situation. And sure enough, it ended up in a
Speaker 1: bad situation. So that was. That was one of the
Speaker 1: tales I am promoting ahead, my man, you gotta tease
Speaker 1: mam man you gotta tease, all right, So tomorrow I'm
Speaker 1: gonna save all the wedding stories. Danny produces the spot,
Speaker 1: but he's not with me on Friday, is really much
Speaker 1: anymore at all. So I'll save some of that stuff
Speaker 1: to Saturday, because I Danny's been to a lot of
Speaker 1: like weddings and stuff. And I was at a wedding
Speaker 1: last weekend and I saved a couple of stories. One
Speaker 1: of them, one of the five funniest moments I've had
Speaker 1: in my life, happened at that wedding, and I will
Speaker 1: share that with you tomorrow. We'll go down that road,
Speaker 1: will go off the beaten path. Is that a good
Speaker 1: tease getting people to listen to a story about a wedding?
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's a good teast that will
Speaker 1: be going on tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow's another day. Time out
Speaker 1: for some food he fun, all right, for food he fun.
Speaker 1: That's right, it's food he fun. So the Foody Fund
Speaker 1: these are different food items. Various food items that we
Speaker 1: have discovered are either on sale or there's new items out.
Speaker 1: For example, Krispy Kream, Krispy Kreme, they're everywhere, not as
Speaker 1: everywhere as they used to be, but that Krispy Cream
Speaker 1: is all over the place. Well, they have debuted in
Speaker 1: honor of pac Man and the video game pac Man's
Speaker 1: forty fifth birthday. Man, I'm older than pac Man. Holy crap. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Chrispy Kream is celebrating Krispy Kreme is celebrating Pacman's forty
Speaker 1: fifth birthday, and they have teamed up with the owner
Speaker 1: of the pac Man brand and they are now hawking
Speaker 1: pac Man Donuts a pac Man donut donut collection which
Speaker 1: started this week four four days ago. They have the
Speaker 1: pac Man Party Donut, the original glazed donut covered with
Speaker 1: yellow butter cream flavored iceling, top with celebration sprinkles, and
Speaker 1: finished with a pac Man piece. They have the Team
Speaker 1: Ghost Donut that is unglazed with chocolate flavored cream, dipped
Speaker 1: in black icing, decorated with a classic pac Man maize,
Speaker 1: and top with a Team Ghost piece. And then you
Speaker 1: have Strawberry powder Berry Donut that's a mouthful unglazed shell
Speaker 1: donut filled with strawberry flavored cream, top with red icing,
Speaker 1: and finished with white sprinkles. So all this available, and
Speaker 1: there's even more. They have a Light Hot Light donut
Speaker 1: giveaway and Strawberry Glaze Challenge is that started May twelfth.
Speaker 1: It goes through the end of the weekend. On Sunday,
Speaker 1: they claim they will hand out a total of forty
Speaker 1: five thousand free original glazed donuts and hot light hours
Speaker 1: seven to nine am and five to seven pm. So
Speaker 1: you got that. I mean there's other promotions there, but
Speaker 1: the whole point of is they're going to have the
Speaker 1: pac Man. They have it right now, the Pacman Donut
Speaker 1: collection Pan Express. I used to be a big Pan
Speaker 1: Express guy. Every Christmas I would eat Panda Express because
Speaker 1: it was the only thing open. So Pan Express launched
Speaker 1: a new Chili Crisp Chicken featuring Mike's Hot Honey in
Speaker 1: select markets. So if you're into pand Express, you can
Speaker 1: have a big day, big day there at Pan Express.
Speaker 1: What Marcus is it? I you did to say what
Speaker 1: markets are? Right? So this item is available on Albuquerque, Atlanta, Chicago,
Speaker 1: Sweet Home, Chicago, Houston, Las Vegas, and Santa Fe. So
Speaker 1: you can get your hands on the new item at
Speaker 1: Panda Express. The new Chili Chris Chicken does seem a
Speaker 1: litt odd The cities that were chosen medium sized cities
Speaker 1: like Las Vegas I guess it's bigger than that. Now,
Speaker 1: massive cities like Atlanta, Chicago, and Houston, and then you
Speaker 1: have Albuquerque and Santa Fe seems rather odd to me.
Speaker 1: But I don't work for I don't work for them.
Speaker 1: I do not What else do we have on foody fun?
Speaker 1: Denny's has introduced the new Red, White and Berry Pancake Slam,
Speaker 1: alongside the new Bacon Ranch Cheeseburger and Cookie Dough Lovers Pie. Hello,
Speaker 1: sign me up for some of that Cookie do Lovers Pie.
Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm in now. I realized that this next item.
Speaker 1: Half of the country has Hearty's, half of the country
Speaker 1: has Carls Junior. So I'm not sure if these deals
Speaker 1: apply at Harty's. I know at Carl's Junior they have
Speaker 1: welcome back the Sour Dough Star. O MG, the Sourdough
Speaker 1: Star is back on the menu at Carls Junior. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right now, available in a triple size. Thank god,
Speaker 1: my prayers have been answered. Carls Jr. Also launched a
Speaker 1: five ninety nine build your Own Bag byob deal Carls Jr.
Speaker 1: Allowing you to customize your meal nationwide. Debut five ninety
Speaker 1: nine Build Your own bag at participating locations. What's in
Speaker 1: the bag? What you ask me? What's in the bag?
Speaker 1: What do you think is in the bag? So available
Speaker 1: during late night hours from eight pm to closed daily
Speaker 1: byob Bring your own bag includes a four piece Chicken Star.
Speaker 1: They're still making those Chicken Stars, your choice of a
Speaker 1: main entree, cal classic cheeseburger, spicy chicken sandwich, and a
Speaker 1: side of natural cut fries or onion rings, all for
Speaker 1: the retail price suggested at five ninety nine, which tells
Speaker 1: me these items are not big sellers that we're trying
Speaker 1: to get inventory out. These are not big That's what
Speaker 1: that tells me. Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe mem wrong. Arbi's
Speaker 1: is testing a new flame roasted rotisserie chicken. Yeah, that's okay,
Speaker 1: That's not really something I'm into. But if you want
Speaker 1: The Avocado Chicken Club features flame roasted rotray, amocano zesty sauce, bacon, cheese, lettuce,
Speaker 1: tomato on a sub roll. They've got the Tuscan Chicken
Speaker 1: also available. So they've got three new items of the
Speaker 1: Chicken Bacon Ranch. These items will are available are available
Speaker 1: trio of rotisserie chicken substyle sandwiches at arby Restaurants. Arby's
Speaker 1: Restaurants in Milwaukee, Little Rock, Arkansas, and Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Speaker 1: Hello our guy, America's favorite crossing garden Fort Wayne. Get
Speaker 1: out there and get your hands on these new sandwiches. No,
Speaker 1: you're not, probably not, probably not going to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got you. What else do we have? We can't
Speaker 1: read that? Let's see our wingstop interesting, a new Mexican
Speaker 1: street spice flavor and twenty for twenty dollars deal. Okay,
Speaker 1: time now four. The phrase of the week. The phrase
Speaker 1: of the week. We use this on social media. Several
Speaker 1: of you said, oh, I don't know what that is?
Speaker 1: Did you make that up? Where'd you get that from?
Speaker 1: What's that mean? Including supermarket Steve and Ralph not recket Ralph.
Speaker 1: This Ralph lives in Arizona, and so unless recket Ralph
Speaker 1: moved to Arizona and has become a podcast listener and
Speaker 1: a consumer that sends messages in probably not the same Ralph.
Speaker 1: So the phrase of the week is work like stink.
Speaker 1: The idiom work like stink, which originated in British England
Speaker 1: as opposed to the other British but it's originated in
Speaker 1: British English, and it is used to describe I think
Speaker 1: you can figure this out. It's rather obvious. It's telegraphed
Speaker 1: to describe working extremely hard or intensely, or you end
Speaker 1: up having a little smell, right, you work like hell.
Speaker 1: It's a phrase similar to his work like hell, work
Speaker 1: like mad, and just kind of a way to enhance
Speaker 1: the language. The term stink is itself has been used
Speaker 1: since the early twentieth century. When someone works like stink,
Speaker 1: they are working with great effort and speed, likely a
Speaker 1: lot of sweating going on, which leads to bodily odors.
Speaker 1: And it's an informal way of saying someone is working
Speaker 1: at a passionate level, very quickly and working like stink,
Speaker 1: which is a cousin of working like a dog from
Speaker 1: the nineteenth century and working like a horse. Of course,
Speaker 1: of course I've also heard working like an aux. I've
Speaker 1: heard that the original phrase go like stink, which is
Speaker 1: not the phrase that we used your work like stink,
Speaker 1: go like stink. That phrase means to move very fast.
Speaker 1: That's mid twentieth century, and they say that was the
Speaker 1: precursor to the modern word that we're talking about. The
Speaker 1: phrase we're talking about here involving the stink, and it
Speaker 1: goes back to the nineteen fifties British novel Going like Stink.
Speaker 1: Working like Stink could also have been adapted. And so
Speaker 1: there ye go the phrase of the week which goes
Speaker 1: back to the nineteen hundreds and it is work like stink. Yeah,
Speaker 1: works so much you get a little sweaty. You need
Speaker 1: to take a nice shower. Just take a nice shower.
Speaker 1: The Malord meet and greet. If you have not heard
Speaker 1: and you want to know about the details, we did
Speaker 1: a pod last week about it. We are going to
Speaker 1: have the meet and greet on Thursday, May twenty ninth.
Speaker 1: It's at the Court Side on Maine. That is two
Speaker 1: four one five Main Street, Vancouver, BC. Very excited. I
Speaker 1: have not really spent much time in Canada. I'm looking
Speaker 1: forward to meeting you if you're going to be out there,
Speaker 1: and you know, obviously if you not, I can't meet you.
Speaker 1: I'm able to do a zoom chat. But it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a lot of fun. I'm really excited about it.
Speaker 1: And if you do come out to the meat and greet,
Speaker 1: let us know because we're going to hang out over
Speaker 1: the weekend in Vancouver. So kind of let us know
Speaker 1: what you think we would like to see, and not
Speaker 1: just me. I'll be there with Lorraine, I'll be there
Speaker 1: with Coop, We'll all be hanging out. So yes, kind
Speaker 1: of let us know what's going on and what you
Speaker 1: like and what you don't like, and what you think
Speaker 1: we would like based on listening to the show. And
Speaker 1: I again want to thank Nico and he's been so
Speaker 1: so kind to put this together and beat boots on
Speaker 1: the ground. He's very proud of his location. He loves
Speaker 1: the show and he's a regular listener, and so I'm
Speaker 1: excited about that. So the Malor Meet greet again Thursday
Speaker 1: of the twenty ninth, court Side on Maine, Vancouver. We're
Speaker 1: flying in that day, assuming there's no glitches, we'll be
Speaker 1: there at six thirty or seven till ten. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have a great time doing that anyway, Take care, have
Speaker 1: a wonderful rest of your Friday. Will have fresh pods
Speaker 1: and amazing stories from the weekend. That was the wedding,
Speaker 1: that was you gotta hear these. We'll get to those
Speaker 1: on tomorrow's pod. Have a wonderful day and we'll catch
Speaker 1: you then later. Skater Asta pasta something like that. Did
Speaker 1: I do that right, Danny? No, I'm not doing it again. Nope, nope, No,
Speaker 1: gotta murder. I gotta go.