1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,440 Speaker 1: Cutbooms. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the Clearinghouse 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 2: of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 9 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 10 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: Mahler and Danny g Radio A Happy Friday, and is 11 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: the sixteenth day of May. And we are hanging out 12 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 1: together here early live on tape, as Tom Looney used 13 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: to say, live on He hated that. He used to 14 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 1: get upset. You kids go live on tape. You can't 15 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: be live in on tape. If it's live, it's not 16 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: on tape. Anyway. We're here either way. A jam packed 17 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: weekend of The Fifth Hour. New episodes Saturday and Sunday. 18 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: But we're worried about today. We do the show today. 19 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: We're worried about the show today. Normally we start out 20 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,960 Speaker 1: with some dope holidays and all that, but I'm not 21 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,759 Speaker 1: gonna even bother with that. We have the Hobgoblin, hobnob awaken, 22 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: the beast, foody fun, the phrase of the weekend. Who 23 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: knows what else we'll get to, but we'll start with 24 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: this the Friday Special. Friday Special. Is it true? Is 25 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: it true that an unexpected visitor stop by the Overnight 26 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 1: Show just hours ago? Just hours ago? That would be 27 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: one thousand percent true. So we start out the new 28 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: weekend of the podcast looking back at a snaff who 29 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: heard round the audio world if you were with me 30 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: on the Overnight Show, the Friday Overnight Show, you heard 31 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: the thing of a jig, that snap that wasn't supposed 32 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: to snap, that the watcher mccollet, that didn't really work out. 33 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: So exclusive details. Nobody else has these details. None of 34 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 1: the other other networks, none of the podcaster Joe Rogan 35 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: doesn't have it. None of the people that do these 36 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,840 Speaker 1: podcasts have it. We're the only pod that has this information. 37 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: The rest of the story. As the late great Paul 38 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: Harvey would say, you know what the news is, but 39 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: now you're about to find out the rest of the story. 40 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: This is must consume content for the p Ones and 41 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,959 Speaker 1: the Malon militia. I'm talking about alf the Allen, Pineter, 42 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,239 Speaker 1: ferg Dog and all the rest, Kathy and Madison, all 43 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: of them. So working from the remote studio. We have 44 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,920 Speaker 1: the world's changed since COVID. So we do the show 45 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,920 Speaker 1: from the main studio most of the time, but occasionally 46 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: during the week we will broadcast from the remote studio, 47 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: which is located at the Malor Mansion, yapping away in 48 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 1: the middle of the night. Happens to be the studio 49 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: that I'm in right now. So in the rant that 50 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 1: I was doing in hour now very three hour three, 51 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 1: So this is the four am Eastern hour. This is 52 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: the one am Pacific hour, ranting poetic about Bill Belichick 53 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:32,519 Speaker 1: and his young Fluozy and the latest on them having 54 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: a best selling book. Well, Belichick having a best selling book, 55 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: and I was building up to a crescendo. I thought 56 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: it was very funny that Bill Belichick wrote a book 57 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: and is promoting the book. And the reason the book 58 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: is now a New York Times bestseller is because many 59 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 1: of the people going to buy the book believe they're 60 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 1: going to get some kind of amazing details on Bill 61 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: Belichick and his young late friend, when that is not 62 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: the topic of the book. So I'm building up to this, right, 63 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: I'm building up to this, I'm setting it up. I'm 64 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: laying the groundwork, and of course you want to know 65 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 1: everything I have to say about the creative muse of 66 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: Bill Belichick. So I'm doing my thing, building up to 67 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 1: the great quote from W. C. Fields, who said, you 68 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,799 Speaker 1: can fool some of the people some of the time, 69 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: and that's enough to make a decent living, which is 70 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: a kin what Belichick's doing here, suckering people in to 71 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 1: get the book, thinking they're going to hear all this tabooed, 72 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 1: tawdry stuff about old dude, young woman, and no, so 73 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,279 Speaker 1: you don't. You don't get that anyway. So as I 74 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 1: am doing this rant, I get a text on the 75 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 1: malorphone and it says something like you're off the air 76 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: line dropped. You're off the air line dropped. And my 77 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: immediate reaction is, oh, this is probably a joke. I 78 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: know we're into May. It's a l April Fools joke. 79 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: And so I off to my left in the studio. 80 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: I have all the equipment in the remote studio that 81 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 1: connects me to wherever I need to be connected, and 82 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: there's a decent amount of stuff in here that I 83 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 1: purchased I actually bought all this stuff in the remote studio. 84 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: If you've been with the show all on time. I 85 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 1: was doing some fill in work at WEI in Boston, 86 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: and I did it remote most of the time, and 87 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: so I built a studio out in twenty seventeen. I 88 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 1: guess it was twenty seventeen. So that was the year 89 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: the pro cheated in the World Series, and Rob Manford, 90 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: the commissioner of Major League Baseball, thought, Oh, that's no 91 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 1: big deal. It's just to hunk a metal. We'll protect them. 92 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: So I built a studio in twenty seventeen. I've moved 93 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: all the equipment for the studio since then. I've moved 94 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 1: to a new humble abode during that time, anyway, So 95 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: I have all this stuff in here, and off to 96 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,039 Speaker 1: my left, I have the equipment that tells me whether 97 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: I'm connected. It's really just a series of lights that 98 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: connect me. So I look over and if it's a 99 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 1: green light, I'm connected. And if it's not a green light, 100 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: or if it's a red light, something has gone terribly wrong. 101 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: And I look over in my periphial vision, thinking that 102 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 1: this was fake, and I do not see the green light. 103 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 1: I don't see the red light. I see no light, 104 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh boy, Well, it turns out that 105 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 1: this was not some kind of rogue gremlin attack. There 106 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:44,719 Speaker 1: was no gremlin attacked. Instead, the FSR Mothership had a 107 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: hiccup the hob goblin hob knob if you will, those 108 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: hob goblins. The goblins attacked the Sherman Oaks studios of 109 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: the Ben Mathers Show. And as we like to say, 110 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 1: the show must go on. You just got to keep going, right. 111 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: We fought the attack of the hobgoblin. We bludgeoned several hobgoblins. 112 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: It was like playing whack a mole with the hob goblins. 113 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: But you have to roll with the dice that land 114 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: wherever the dice land, and the show turned out to be. 115 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: I thought it was all right. I thought it was 116 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 1: pretty good. Some parts of it were great. My favorite 117 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 1: parts of last night show because we just did last 118 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: Night Show, so that's what I'm thinking of. Pam and 119 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: Seattle loved the call. Pam and Seattle called up and 120 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: she agreed to take the oath. She wanted to take 121 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 1: the oath. She then was so flustered she couldn't handle 122 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 1: the oath. She did not pass the oath. We had 123 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: to fail, Pam. You can hear that on the podcast. 124 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure that was a bit because Pam 125 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: and Seattle, very calm, professional woman, not like the people 126 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: that normally call the show, and she's a classically trained 127 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: musician like Inka Terra and a very nice woman. She 128 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 1: would not do that unless that that punk inca terror 129 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,360 Speaker 1: had her do that. So I enjoyed. I enjoyed Pam's 130 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: phone call. I thought that was good. Charlie totally flamed 131 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: out on his call from Dallas, the Charlie from Dallas. 132 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: And then we had hollering James, a vintage hollering James 133 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 1: throwback call where he was just snoring, and it wasn't agony, 134 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: it was joy. It was joy listening to him snore. 135 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:30,840 Speaker 1: Meg My god, was that great? So anyway, that was 136 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 1: the hobgoblin hobb now now turning the page on that 137 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:39,120 Speaker 1: to page two. And once upon a time, a couple 138 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,720 Speaker 1: days ago, that's right, Once upon a time, a couple 139 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 1: of days ago, a slapstick comedy broke out. Not on radio, no, no, no, 140 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 1: not on radio. It was not on television. It was 141 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:53,040 Speaker 1: not a concert, It wasn't a lot of palooza. It 142 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: was a Vaudvillian event that very few people know about, 143 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,720 Speaker 1: and I will share that with you right now. So 144 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: it's started out simple enough, as most stories do. It 145 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: was just a casual event and one thing led to another. 146 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: So following the radio show, I made the long trek 147 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: back to the north Woods. This was when I was 148 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 1: in studio, So I made my way back, and following 149 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,840 Speaker 1: the radio show, I put my bags. I have two 150 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,439 Speaker 1: bags I take with me. I put them down. I 151 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:30,599 Speaker 1: got a thing of water. I then got my headphones 152 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: that I use and a couple of items, and I 153 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,800 Speaker 1: went to the dungeon at the Malor Mansion. Went down 154 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: to the dungeon, which is not a basement because they 155 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: don't have basements in California. It's a literal dungeon. So 156 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,320 Speaker 1: I went into the dungeon. I decided I was going 157 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,200 Speaker 1: to hop on the treadmill. I said, you know what 158 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 1: I need. I need to be productive. Let me hop 159 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,680 Speaker 1: on the treadmill and I'll knock out a little workout. 160 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,120 Speaker 1: Why not? So I hopped on the treadmill in the dungeon, 161 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 1: not bragging. The thing was real fixed. It was down 162 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: for like three years A gentleman came over cost us 163 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,760 Speaker 1: an arm and a leg. But the treadmill is not working. 164 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,680 Speaker 1: So my goal is ten thousand steps today. My goal 165 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,720 Speaker 1: often is a lot more than that. My goal often 166 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 1: is close to twenty thousand, but I try to get 167 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 1: a minimum of ten thousand. So remember I'm here at 168 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 1: the Malar you know, Malar Mansion. My my pal Moxie 169 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: is holding down the fort, the mascot of the Malar Militia. 170 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,120 Speaker 1: She's on the sofa and this is her throne. This 171 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 1: is where she hangs out. She cannot be bothered to 172 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,280 Speaker 1: go into the dungeon. She does not want to hang 173 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: out with me. While I'm on the treadmill. She looks 174 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,400 Speaker 1: down upon me and my dog Moxie working out. So 175 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:44,640 Speaker 1: Moxie is so lazy. How lazy is she? She's so lazy. 176 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. Moxy is so lazy that if 177 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 1: you have a bulldog, I'm guessing they're all like this. 178 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 1: I just I've never had a bulldog before. Moxie so 179 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:57,280 Speaker 1: as she is. She's so lazy. She doesn't even move 180 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 1: her body when you enter the room. I've had dog 181 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: that would run and try to jump through Bella, the 182 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:05,080 Speaker 1: old dog we had Bella. We'll try to run through 183 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,200 Speaker 1: the freaking door to get you. Knew that you were 184 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 1: on the other side of the door, and we try 185 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 1: to literally run and jump like some kind of matador, 186 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 1: like ill Matta door and the bull trying to get 187 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 1: through the door. So Moxie is the antithesis of that. 188 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 1: She's the complete opposite of that. And she's so lazy. 189 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 1: She will not move her body when you're in the room. 190 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,400 Speaker 1: She moves her eyeballs, and sometimes she's so lazy she 191 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,640 Speaker 1: will not even move her eyeballs, so like track you 192 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: with her eyes. So this was just your normal night 193 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,559 Speaker 1: again once upon a time, a couple of days ago. 194 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 1: And I'm doing my routine on the tread. I'm not 195 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,520 Speaker 1: really running, but I'm not walking. I guess that's jogging. 196 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:50,760 Speaker 1: I guess it's called fast walking. Whatever you want to 197 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,960 Speaker 1: call it, I don't care. So I'm doing that. And 198 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: I did a decent amount of time. I put some 199 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,680 Speaker 1: audio on. I was listening to something podcast asked or something. 200 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,960 Speaker 1: And then after about forty five minutes, I said, you 201 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,560 Speaker 1: know what, I got to answer a call. I'm not 202 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: doing a talk show. I had to answer the call. 203 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 1: And so I had to answer nature's call. So I 204 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 1: paused the treadmill. I headed to the powder room. As 205 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,760 Speaker 1: they say in Canada, Oh come, we'll be in Vancouver. 206 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 1: Coming up man, less than two weeks from today. We 207 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 1: will be in Vancouver. Cannot wait, Mouther meet and greet 208 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,480 Speaker 1: Canadian style. Anyway, so I decided I had to go bathroom. 209 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 1: My body told me I had to go bathroom. So 210 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,960 Speaker 1: I made my way out of the dungeon, and Justin 211 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 1: and Cincinnati tells me Robbie the Mariner fan lives in 212 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 1: the dungeon. Anyway, So I made my way out of 213 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,760 Speaker 1: the dungeon. I walked up some stairs, then down a hall, 214 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 1: and then down a different set of stairs. And as 215 00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:00,720 Speaker 1: I was walking in this room, I saw Moxie who 216 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:05,079 Speaker 1: was sleeping. And again no acknowledgement. It's in the dark. 217 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,560 Speaker 1: And of course I'm such a loser. I was like, 218 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,560 Speaker 1: I don't want to I did not want to wake 219 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,640 Speaker 1: up Moxie. I did not want to wake her up. Yeah, 220 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,880 Speaker 1: so maybe she'll wake up if I turned the lights on. 221 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 1: So I went over to the to the powder room, 222 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,960 Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and I made my way to the crapper, 223 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: crap on, crap off the crapper. So I took care 224 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:30,439 Speaker 1: of business, and then I had to reverse the trip 225 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: in the dark, so I made sure to flush. I 226 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:37,200 Speaker 1: washed my hands in the dark. So I go out 227 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,240 Speaker 1: and I walk and it's a normal walk, nothing really interesting. 228 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:45,320 Speaker 1: I walked back up the stairs down to the to 229 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,640 Speaker 1: the left, and now I go down another set of 230 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:50,800 Speaker 1: stairs and then I go down into my dungeon and 231 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,400 Speaker 1: I'm on my way. So as I was making this trip, 232 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:59,000 Speaker 1: about midway through, I started smelling something that didn't really 233 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:03,719 Speaker 1: smell proper, smelled a little foul, so I thought, but 234 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,760 Speaker 1: it must be Moxie. Moxie must have let one ript 235 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 1: flashlens for Moxie. Bulldogs are known to have a lot 236 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 1: of gas, so I didn't think much of it. I 237 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,319 Speaker 1: kept going and going and going, and I kept smelling it. 238 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 1: And it turns out that Moxie had decided that she 239 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: needed to go to the bathroom and she couldn't make 240 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 1: it out in time, and so she went poopy in 241 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 1: the Houseye And as the famous line goes, watch that 242 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:37,360 Speaker 1: last step, it's a doozy. It is a doozy, And 243 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:42,160 Speaker 1: it was so here I am very proud of myself. 244 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm getting some exercise. I'm being a 245 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,000 Speaker 1: grown up, you know, being an adult. I just had a 246 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 1: big birthday. People tell me I'm old. 247 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 2: Now. 248 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 1: So I got on the treadmill. Fine, so I'm now 249 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,680 Speaker 1: standing here. I looked down at my shoes covered in 250 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: fecal matter. It's pitch black. Other I had to turn 251 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 1: my light on my phone on. Now I'm like, these 252 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,400 Speaker 1: are the pair of shoes that I use on the treadmill. 253 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,640 Speaker 1: I got to get these things cleaned as ap. These 254 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:14,200 Speaker 1: things must be clean. I had options. I said, well, 255 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,120 Speaker 1: I can put on the sink, but then that's the sink, 256 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: the kitchen sink we use for the dishes. I don't 257 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,200 Speaker 1: want to put dog shit in the kitchen sink. And 258 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 1: I was like, I go to the bathroom and use 259 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 1: the sink there, but it's the same concept we wash 260 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,240 Speaker 1: our hands there. I don't know if I want that, 261 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,960 Speaker 1: so I, ah, you know, I'll just go out in 262 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,200 Speaker 1: the back and I'll turn on the hose. I'll go 263 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 1: behind the mallor mansion, and I'll turn on the hose 264 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 1: and that'll be that. Yay, it's the middle of the night. 265 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,320 Speaker 1: It's pitch black. Everyone's sleeping. I'm awake, Moxie is sleeping. 266 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,720 Speaker 1: So I go down outside. I go around to where 267 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 1: the hose is, and again, this is just all going 268 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 1: on in the span of you know, a short amount 269 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:56,760 Speaker 1: of time. Moxie is so unbothered by the situation. She decides, 270 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 1: I'm not getting up. You know, I'm good, I'm I'm 271 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,240 Speaker 1: not doing that. So I go out and I take 272 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,520 Speaker 1: the shoes off, and I turned the hose on and 273 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:11,360 Speaker 1: I rinse away the Moxie waste off the sneakers. And 274 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 1: as I am doing this, and it's only been about 275 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,800 Speaker 1: twenty seconds since I started deciding to wash the sneakers 276 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 1: because I need them, all of a sudden I hear 277 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 1: this galloping and this barking from a distance, and I'm like, 278 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,040 Speaker 1: what the F is that? Now? It turns out the 279 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: rest of the story, our friend Moxie my pal. I 280 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 1: spend almost every night during the week enjoying the company 281 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,800 Speaker 1: of Moxie. She keeps me company. My wife works as well, 282 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 1: so she's not around and I'm with mox We're enjoying ourselves. 283 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 1: And so it turns out that galloping I heard was 284 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: Moxie who went from zero to hero. She was into 285 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 1: hero mode, clearly triggered in a paste by Poseidon, the 286 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:07,119 Speaker 1: Greek god of the sea. The Moxie that we knew 287 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,679 Speaker 1: that was sleeping, that is so lazy, she would not 288 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 1: move her anything more than her eyeballs. It turns out 289 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 1: we awoken the beast. We did. We awoken the beast, 290 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:21,359 Speaker 1: and so now here we are. I mentioned this was 291 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 1: a Vaudvillian comedy, more like The Three Stooges, which is 292 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 1: Vaudvillian old comedy Troupe Three Stooges. So it's the middle 293 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:33,320 Speaker 1: of the night. I'm now standing outside barefoot holding a 294 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 1: shoe covered in shit Moxie muffins full of crap ole. 295 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:44,400 Speaker 1: I'm washing the shoe off. Behind me is Moxie, who 296 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:48,119 Speaker 1: is waking up all of the neighbors of the Malor 297 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 1: mansion in a time that is not a time to 298 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:56,879 Speaker 1: be awake for most. She's then turning her attention to me. 299 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,560 Speaker 1: She's trying to attack me. Well, not really. She wanted 300 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 1: to get to the source of the water, so the 301 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,679 Speaker 1: goal was to get to the source of the water. 302 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:10,399 Speaker 1: I was in between the source of the water and Moxie, 303 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:15,400 Speaker 1: so I've got my shoes covered. I've got water now 304 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,639 Speaker 1: everywhere because of the hose. I've got Moxie trying to 305 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 1: attack the water, ready to fight to the death, ready 306 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaker 1: to fight to the death. And just another night, just 307 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 1: another random night in paradise. God, it was. It was 308 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,639 Speaker 1: like I couldn't go back on the treadmill because the 309 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 1: shoes were covered in the crap. And then I got 310 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,200 Speaker 1: the crap off of Maxie. Was Moxie was of upset. Now. 311 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: My mistake, the fatal mistake I made, was I left 312 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,680 Speaker 1: the door open, because that got the wheels in motion. 313 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,560 Speaker 1: I left the door open because I assumed, like a 314 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:55,680 Speaker 1: dumb ass, that my dog Moxie would just stay asleep. 315 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,879 Speaker 1: I didn't think we were going to have a turf 316 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:03,719 Speaker 1: war between Moxie and the Greek god of the sea Poseidon. 317 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,800 Speaker 1: I did not expect that to happen. I figure, well, 318 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 1: she's sleeping, the host doesn't even make that much noise. 319 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,159 Speaker 1: There's no way this is gonna end up in a 320 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 1: bad situation. And sure enough, it ended up in a 321 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,879 Speaker 1: bad situation. So that was. That was one of the 322 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 1: tales I am promoting ahead, my man, you gotta tease 323 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,680 Speaker 1: mam man you gotta tease, all right, So tomorrow I'm 324 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 1: gonna save all the wedding stories. Danny produces the spot, 325 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,800 Speaker 1: but he's not with me on Friday, is really much 326 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: anymore at all. So I'll save some of that stuff 327 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 1: to Saturday, because I Danny's been to a lot of 328 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: like weddings and stuff. And I was at a wedding 329 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:41,080 Speaker 1: last weekend and I saved a couple of stories. One 330 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: of them, one of the five funniest moments I've had 331 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:50,480 Speaker 1: in my life, happened at that wedding, and I will 332 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,640 Speaker 1: share that with you tomorrow. We'll go down that road, 333 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,720 Speaker 1: will go off the beaten path. Is that a good 334 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 1: tease getting people to listen to a story about a wedding? 335 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,640 Speaker 1: I don't know that that's a good teast that will 336 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:09,240 Speaker 1: be going on tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow's another day. Time out 337 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,240 Speaker 1: for some food he fun, all right, for food he fun. 338 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:15,200 Speaker 1: That's right, it's food he fun. So the Foody Fund 339 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 1: these are different food items. Various food items that we 340 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:22,760 Speaker 1: have discovered are either on sale or there's new items out. 341 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: For example, Krispy Kream, Krispy Kreme, they're everywhere, not as 342 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,119 Speaker 1: everywhere as they used to be, but that Krispy Cream 343 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 1: is all over the place. Well, they have debuted in 344 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:39,080 Speaker 1: honor of pac Man and the video game pac Man's 345 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:44,880 Speaker 1: forty fifth birthday. Man, I'm older than pac Man. Holy crap. Anyway, 346 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:49,240 Speaker 1: Chrispy Kream is celebrating Krispy Kreme is celebrating Pacman's forty 347 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,040 Speaker 1: fifth birthday, and they have teamed up with the owner 348 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,520 Speaker 1: of the pac Man brand and they are now hawking 349 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:03,639 Speaker 1: pac Man Donuts a pac Man donut donut collection which 350 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,679 Speaker 1: started this week four four days ago. They have the 351 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: pac Man Party Donut, the original glazed donut covered with 352 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:18,000 Speaker 1: yellow butter cream flavored iceling, top with celebration sprinkles, and 353 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 1: finished with a pac Man piece. They have the Team 354 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:28,399 Speaker 1: Ghost Donut that is unglazed with chocolate flavored cream, dipped 355 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,719 Speaker 1: in black icing, decorated with a classic pac Man maize, 356 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,720 Speaker 1: and top with a Team Ghost piece. And then you 357 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 1: have Strawberry powder Berry Donut that's a mouthful unglazed shell 358 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,400 Speaker 1: donut filled with strawberry flavored cream, top with red icing, 359 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 1: and finished with white sprinkles. So all this available, and 360 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,400 Speaker 1: there's even more. They have a Light Hot Light donut 361 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:04,080 Speaker 1: giveaway and Strawberry Glaze Challenge is that started May twelfth. 362 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 1: It goes through the end of the weekend. On Sunday, 363 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,840 Speaker 1: they claim they will hand out a total of forty 364 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:18,120 Speaker 1: five thousand free original glazed donuts and hot light hours 365 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:22,439 Speaker 1: seven to nine am and five to seven pm. So 366 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,399 Speaker 1: you got that. I mean there's other promotions there, but 367 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,359 Speaker 1: the whole point of is they're going to have the 368 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 1: pac Man. They have it right now, the Pacman Donut 369 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,040 Speaker 1: collection Pan Express. I used to be a big Pan 370 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,840 Speaker 1: Express guy. Every Christmas I would eat Panda Express because 371 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,760 Speaker 1: it was the only thing open. So Pan Express launched 372 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 1: a new Chili Crisp Chicken featuring Mike's Hot Honey in 373 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:49,400 Speaker 1: select markets. So if you're into pand Express, you can 374 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,720 Speaker 1: have a big day, big day there at Pan Express. 375 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,359 Speaker 1: What Marcus is it? I you did to say what 376 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:02,360 Speaker 1: markets are? Right? So this item is available on Albuquerque, Atlanta, Chicago, 377 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:09,040 Speaker 1: Sweet Home, Chicago, Houston, Las Vegas, and Santa Fe. So 378 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,840 Speaker 1: you can get your hands on the new item at 379 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:18,200 Speaker 1: Panda Express. The new Chili Chris Chicken does seem a 380 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:24,440 Speaker 1: litt odd The cities that were chosen medium sized cities 381 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,240 Speaker 1: like Las Vegas I guess it's bigger than that. Now, 382 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:31,320 Speaker 1: massive cities like Atlanta, Chicago, and Houston, and then you 383 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:35,919 Speaker 1: have Albuquerque and Santa Fe seems rather odd to me. 384 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,960 Speaker 1: But I don't work for I don't work for them. 385 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: I do not What else do we have on foody fun? 386 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: Denny's has introduced the new Red, White and Berry Pancake Slam, 387 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:54,359 Speaker 1: alongside the new Bacon Ranch Cheeseburger and Cookie Dough Lovers Pie. Hello, 388 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,520 Speaker 1: sign me up for some of that Cookie do Lovers Pie. 389 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:01,159 Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm in now. I realized that this next item. 390 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,119 Speaker 1: Half of the country has Hearty's, half of the country 391 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,960 Speaker 1: has Carls Junior. So I'm not sure if these deals 392 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,240 Speaker 1: apply at Harty's. I know at Carl's Junior they have 393 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:16,159 Speaker 1: welcome back the Sour Dough Star. O MG, the Sourdough 394 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,120 Speaker 1: Star is back on the menu at Carls Junior. Yeah, 395 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,399 Speaker 1: that's right now, available in a triple size. Thank god, 396 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,040 Speaker 1: my prayers have been answered. Carls Jr. Also launched a 397 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:34,200 Speaker 1: five ninety nine build your Own Bag byob deal Carls Jr. 398 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:40,639 Speaker 1: Allowing you to customize your meal nationwide. Debut five ninety 399 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:47,199 Speaker 1: nine Build Your own bag at participating locations. What's in 400 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 1: the bag? What you ask me? What's in the bag? 401 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,640 Speaker 1: What do you think is in the bag? So available 402 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 1: during late night hours from eight pm to closed daily 403 00:24:55,800 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: byob Bring your own bag includes a four piece Chicken Star. 404 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,600 Speaker 1: They're still making those Chicken Stars, your choice of a 405 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 1: main entree, cal classic cheeseburger, spicy chicken sandwich, and a 406 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:14,080 Speaker 1: side of natural cut fries or onion rings, all for 407 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:19,399 Speaker 1: the retail price suggested at five ninety nine, which tells 408 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:24,639 Speaker 1: me these items are not big sellers that we're trying 409 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,399 Speaker 1: to get inventory out. These are not big That's what 410 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 1: that tells me. Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe mem wrong. Arbi's 411 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 1: is testing a new flame roasted rotisserie chicken. Yeah, that's okay, 412 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,000 Speaker 1: That's not really something I'm into. But if you want 413 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:48,479 Speaker 1: The Avocado Chicken Club features flame roasted rotray, amocano zesty sauce, bacon, cheese, lettuce, 414 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:54,159 Speaker 1: tomato on a sub roll. They've got the Tuscan Chicken 415 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,879 Speaker 1: also available. So they've got three new items of the 416 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:03,600 Speaker 1: Chicken Bacon Ranch. These items will are available are available 417 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 1: trio of rotisserie chicken substyle sandwiches at arby Restaurants. Arby's 418 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:16,480 Speaker 1: Restaurants in Milwaukee, Little Rock, Arkansas, and Fort Wayne, Indiana. 419 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,560 Speaker 1: Hello our guy, America's favorite crossing garden Fort Wayne. Get 420 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:25,560 Speaker 1: out there and get your hands on these new sandwiches. No, 421 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,320 Speaker 1: you're not, probably not, probably not going to do that. Yeah, 422 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,240 Speaker 1: I got you. What else do we have? We can't 423 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:37,080 Speaker 1: read that? Let's see our wingstop interesting, a new Mexican 424 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 1: street spice flavor and twenty for twenty dollars deal. Okay, 425 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:51,040 Speaker 1: time now four. The phrase of the week. The phrase 426 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 1: of the week. We use this on social media. Several 427 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 1: of you said, oh, I don't know what that is? 428 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,640 Speaker 1: Did you make that up? Where'd you get that from? 429 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:03,200 Speaker 1: What's that mean? Including supermarket Steve and Ralph not recket Ralph. 430 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 1: This Ralph lives in Arizona, and so unless recket Ralph 431 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:11,040 Speaker 1: moved to Arizona and has become a podcast listener and 432 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 1: a consumer that sends messages in probably not the same Ralph. 433 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: So the phrase of the week is work like stink. 434 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: The idiom work like stink, which originated in British England 435 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,159 Speaker 1: as opposed to the other British but it's originated in 436 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,920 Speaker 1: British English, and it is used to describe I think 437 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,200 Speaker 1: you can figure this out. It's rather obvious. It's telegraphed 438 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:45,159 Speaker 1: to describe working extremely hard or intensely, or you end 439 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,640 Speaker 1: up having a little smell, right, you work like hell. 440 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,640 Speaker 1: It's a phrase similar to his work like hell, work 441 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:56,320 Speaker 1: like mad, and just kind of a way to enhance 442 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 1: the language. The term stink is itself has been used 443 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,960 Speaker 1: since the early twentieth century. When someone works like stink, 444 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,480 Speaker 1: they are working with great effort and speed, likely a 445 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,440 Speaker 1: lot of sweating going on, which leads to bodily odors. 446 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 1: And it's an informal way of saying someone is working 447 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:22,400 Speaker 1: at a passionate level, very quickly and working like stink, 448 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 1: which is a cousin of working like a dog from 449 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,199 Speaker 1: the nineteenth century and working like a horse. Of course, 450 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,360 Speaker 1: of course I've also heard working like an aux. I've 451 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 1: heard that the original phrase go like stink, which is 452 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,600 Speaker 1: not the phrase that we used your work like stink, 453 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,880 Speaker 1: go like stink. That phrase means to move very fast. 454 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,440 Speaker 1: That's mid twentieth century, and they say that was the 455 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 1: precursor to the modern word that we're talking about. The 456 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:01,720 Speaker 1: phrase we're talking about here involving the stink, and it 457 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: goes back to the nineteen fifties British novel Going like Stink. 458 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 1: Working like Stink could also have been adapted. And so 459 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,440 Speaker 1: there ye go the phrase of the week which goes 460 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:26,680 Speaker 1: back to the nineteen hundreds and it is work like stink. Yeah, 461 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 1: works so much you get a little sweaty. You need 462 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 1: to take a nice shower. Just take a nice shower. 463 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,880 Speaker 1: The Malord meet and greet. If you have not heard 464 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,640 Speaker 1: and you want to know about the details, we did 465 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 1: a pod last week about it. We are going to 466 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,360 Speaker 1: have the meet and greet on Thursday, May twenty ninth. 467 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,720 Speaker 1: It's at the Court Side on Maine. That is two 468 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:51,280 Speaker 1: four one five Main Street, Vancouver, BC. Very excited. I 469 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 1: have not really spent much time in Canada. I'm looking 470 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: forward to meeting you if you're going to be out there, 471 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 1: and you know, obviously if you not, I can't meet you. 472 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,120 Speaker 1: I'm able to do a zoom chat. But it's gonna 473 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: be a lot of fun. I'm really excited about it. 474 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,160 Speaker 1: And if you do come out to the meat and greet, 475 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,680 Speaker 1: let us know because we're going to hang out over 476 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 1: the weekend in Vancouver. So kind of let us know 477 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,120 Speaker 1: what you think we would like to see, and not 478 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,040 Speaker 1: just me. I'll be there with Lorraine, I'll be there 479 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,880 Speaker 1: with Coop, We'll all be hanging out. So yes, kind 480 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,560 Speaker 1: of let us know what's going on and what you 481 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,960 Speaker 1: like and what you don't like, and what you think 482 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,239 Speaker 1: we would like based on listening to the show. And 483 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,680 Speaker 1: I again want to thank Nico and he's been so 484 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,200 Speaker 1: so kind to put this together and beat boots on 485 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: the ground. He's very proud of his location. He loves 486 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,240 Speaker 1: the show and he's a regular listener, and so I'm 487 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,719 Speaker 1: excited about that. So the Malor Meet greet again Thursday 488 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,640 Speaker 1: of the twenty ninth, court Side on Maine, Vancouver. We're 489 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,440 Speaker 1: flying in that day, assuming there's no glitches, we'll be 490 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,680 Speaker 1: there at six thirty or seven till ten. You're gonna 491 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,800 Speaker 1: have a great time doing that anyway, Take care, have 492 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:56,000 Speaker 1: a wonderful rest of your Friday. Will have fresh pods 493 00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:02,600 Speaker 1: and amazing stories from the weekend. That was the wedding, 494 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 1: that was you gotta hear these. We'll get to those 495 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,320 Speaker 1: on tomorrow's pod. Have a wonderful day and we'll catch 496 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 1: you then later. Skater Asta pasta something like that. Did 497 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:23,680 Speaker 1: I do that right, Danny? No, I'm not doing it again. Nope, nope, No, 498 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 1: gotta murder. I gotta go.