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Speaker 1: Ring, Ring, Ring Ring, Well, we're back to guys, five rings.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to know why? The ring ring ring

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Speaker 1: ring ring? Yesterday? So we recorded our first two episodes

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Speaker 1: and I was like, where do I know that from?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to know where that's from?

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Speaker 2: I don't even know ring ring ring, ring Ring. I

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Speaker 2: don't know where that's from.

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Speaker 1: Tell me?

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Speaker 2: Did I just steal someone else's thing?

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Speaker 1: No, because it sung in the media that I know

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Speaker 1: it from. Which is the song ring by Cardi B

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Speaker 1: and Kailani?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's like you don't got a lamomal No, No,

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Speaker 2: you just man ring ring ring ring, It's a Kilani coded.

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Speaker 2: Now what is the song? Can you help me? I

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Speaker 2: d this song ring ding Dong ring Ding ding dong?

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Speaker 2: Do you remember that? It's like it was like I

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Speaker 2: want to say two thousand and three kind of like,

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Speaker 2: all right, ding Dong ring ding dong, No girl ring

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Speaker 2: ding dong ring.

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Speaker 1: Type that into the Google search sport it's doctor Drey.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, look, and Sean knew it was doctor Dre.

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Speaker 2: It's Doctor Dre. Sean Sean knew.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite ring song? What's what's our favorite?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm going to say seven rings by

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Speaker 2: a that's.

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Speaker 1: A really good one, because I don't think anything really

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Speaker 1: steps to seven rings. But I'm going to say really good.

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Speaker 1: I'm going all the way back to no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm going back to the shangri Laws. They they referenced

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Speaker 1: rings in.

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Speaker 2: Can You Smell? Yes?

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Speaker 1: We see I and they say, hey, is that Jimmy's

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Speaker 1: rings she's wearing?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Ask Betty the way spoken word wait, talk about drama.

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Speaker 1: No song delivered drama.

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Speaker 2: Like leader of the Pack by the Shangrila.

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Speaker 1: Leader of the Pack. You know what I finally watched yesterday?

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Speaker 1: I finally watched the CHROMATICA Ball.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what did you think we're recording this

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Speaker 2: in June? By the way, early June.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an early June. I finally watched CHROMATICA

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Speaker 1: Ball on Max. I thought it was you know what

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Speaker 1: it did? It really reminded me of being there. You know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if if in and of itself, it

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Speaker 1: was like, this is the concert experience that I'm used

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Speaker 1: to now that we've got eras and renaissance like that

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Speaker 1: you can watch at any given time, but it definitely

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Speaker 1: I loved being.

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Speaker 2: At That's great. Go Lady Go, Lady Gaga go. Would

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Speaker 2: love to see her at the Olympics, just in the

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Speaker 2: oh my god, watching artistic swimming.

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Speaker 1: I would love to see her judge, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Like if we added Lady Gaga as a

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Speaker 1: judge to every Olympic category and basically like they all

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Speaker 1: did their scores on like technique and presentation, and then

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Speaker 1: she judged on just art pop on art pop like

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Speaker 1: where it is at a one through ten, like even

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Speaker 1: the races, you know what I mean, Like someone could

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Speaker 1: clearly win. But did they serve art pop?

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Speaker 2: Right? Did they serve kindness punk?

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Speaker 1: One of the most important things you could do is

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Speaker 1: remember to be a kindness punk each and every day

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Speaker 2: That's so important. I just want to say I had

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Speaker 2: a sport adjacent moment yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Gone.

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Speaker 2: Well, first of all, Vancouver, Yeah, the famous Olympic town.

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Speaker 2: They had their Winter Olympics. So apparently there's a group

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Speaker 2: each team puts forward a person I'm usually a gay

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Speaker 1: It's very art pop. So honestly, god Go should have

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Speaker 2: And I would say that's a real culture, but we haven't.

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Speaker 2: Now today we're going to get into the five rings.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we're still in two guys segment.

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Speaker 1: This is the two guys section of the episode, and

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Speaker 1: then we get into five Rings. But this is one

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Speaker 1: of the most exciting episodes because it's all about the

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Speaker 1: Olympic Village.

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Speaker 2: Which is kind of abstract, right. We always think about

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Speaker 2: then the reality of. It is so much more interesting

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I picture in my mind's

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Speaker 1: can't be this a baker, you're thinking of a village

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Speaker 1: in terms of like a beauty and the beast to ask.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking of beautying the beast provincial town.

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Speaker 1: And what I'm thinking of is I'm thinking of it

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Speaker 1: looks like the VIP area at any given like music festival, Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: there's a little hot dogs there, Like here's where you

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Speaker 1: can get your flawn. Here's where you can get this

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Speaker 2: Like it's always the flawn at music festivals.

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Speaker 1: Well, at the VIP section. It's like when you go

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Speaker 1: to Coachella and you got your wristband, you go into

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Speaker 1: the little fantasy station. I'm certain there is. Can I say,

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Speaker 1: I'm certainly not eating flawn at the music festival.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know any that anybody is.

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Speaker 1: I bet you could get it there at Coachella. We'll

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you can get it, but no one's buying

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm that's in my mind's eye. I'm seeing like

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Speaker 2: Active, little brand activations all around.

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Speaker 1: Correct, that's what I'm seeing on mind' eye, But really

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Speaker 1: it's I guess it basically just can't really be that.

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Speaker 1: You have to strip it way back everything that we

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Speaker 2: But well, on that note, we're gonna really we're actually

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Speaker 2: going to find out what is in the village when

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Speaker 2: we come back from this break.

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Speaker 1: We're back.

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Speaker 2: We're now in five Rings territory.

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Speaker 1: Are we sure?

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Speaker 2: Are? Let's talk about the Olympic Village. Let's I kind

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Speaker 2: of want to live in the fantasy more before we

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Speaker 2: about the Olympic Village. I I really want it to be.

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Speaker 2: I want there to be a playground, but I want

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Speaker 2: like I want to I know what we're both.

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Speaker 1: Thinking, what do you what do you think I'm thinking?

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Speaker 2: I think we are both thinking and wishing that there

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Speaker 1: And the all I'm saying is at least some theme

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Speaker 1: you know. But also some of these carnival rides that

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Speaker 1: ones that make you sick. And I don't want the

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Speaker 2: I don't want a dinky ride. I want Imagineeer level,

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Speaker 1: I agree with you. I mean I want that all

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Speaker 1: the time. But you know, what would the theme be?

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Speaker 1: What would it be like if you're in the Olympic,

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Speaker 1: if you're in the Olympic village. Yes, I I feel like,

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Speaker 1: what's the theme of the ride? Like, what's the universal

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Speaker 2: Champion? Okay, yeah, like victory? The theme is victory?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So you start the ride, you get in and

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Speaker 1: it's like maybe it's like you're starting a race and

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Speaker 1: then is it like is it like a ride through Paris?

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Speaker 2: Like oh no, yes, I love that. There has to

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Speaker 2: be an Olympics ride.

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Speaker 1: Why, I mean, I guess it's up to the NBC

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Speaker 1: Universal They have a whole theme park train, and then

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Speaker 1: they could be doing a lot with Olympics themed ride.

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Speaker 1: Because can I say something? And I love to Jimmy Fallon,

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Speaker 1: but Jimmy Fallon has a whole ass ride in Universal Studios, Florida,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to say Thempics are a way bigger

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Speaker 1: deal than Jimmy just because they've been around a lot longer.

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Speaker 1: Why don't they deserve a ride in this famously film

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Speaker 1: I'm only making points here.

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Speaker 2: I don't like what you're doing. I don't want this

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Speaker 2: to get back to Jimmy that you say the Olympics

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Speaker 1: It's nothing against them.

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Speaker 2: I don't want you to run a foul of Big

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Speaker 2: Jim Tonight show Big Jim.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say, just to broaden it. The Olympics

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Speaker 1: are a bigger franchise than the Men in Black franchise,

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Speaker 1: and yet they have a ride.

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Speaker 2: Certainly bigger than the Mummy, certainly bigger than the Mummy.

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Speaker 2: Let's actually start getting into facts about the Olympic village. Shallly, sure, Matt,

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Speaker 2: the Olympic Village will be the home of more than

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Speaker 2: fourteen thousand athletes and entourage members participating in the Olympic Games. Later,

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Speaker 2: for the Paralympic Games, another nine thousand athletes and entourage

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Speaker 2: members move in. The village will be mostly situated in

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Speaker 2: the north of Paris, on the banks of the River Senn,

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Speaker 2: So we're talking right banked the of which is the

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Speaker 1: Thank god you're here again. Bowen Yang's first language being

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Speaker 1: French is so huge for this podcast. It's a major hook.

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Speaker 1: It really sets us apart from other podcasts that are

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Speaker 1: going to be covering the Olympics because a lot of

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Speaker 1: people would pronounce that like drawa. Well, I'm not even

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Speaker 1: gonna try. Yeah, exactly the pedestrian pronunciation, but not here,

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Speaker 1: not with bowen Yang speaking of pedestrians. There's going to

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Speaker 1: be fourteen thousand people living in this village, Okay, So

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Speaker 1: can I say something number before when I cast out

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Speaker 1: on the fact that we were going to have enough

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Speaker 1: budget to create like a theme park level attraction in

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Speaker 1: this village. Now fourteen thousand people. It's Paris, it's NBC Universal, baby,

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Speaker 1: we have the money. What we actually need a big

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Speaker 1: theme park attraction in the village just for foot traffic. Oh,

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Speaker 1: we need to take some people off the streets, get

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Speaker 1: them in the coaster. Yeah, you have.

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Speaker 2: You are giving urban planning.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm giving been planning every second of my life.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking how do we make this better? Every second

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Speaker 2: Yes, you always think about this. Talk about the thing

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Speaker 1: HAA someone was fabreezed in their sleep? Okay, that is

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Speaker 1: I bet they pop off.

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Speaker 1: Okay. There's a twenty four hour fitness center containing more

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Speaker 2: Listen, if the bed situation, if the roommate situation ain't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. There's a village club which will be the

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Speaker 2: That's going to be a hard sell for these professional athletes.

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Speaker 1: No, but think about this. Think about like, if your

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Speaker 4: Then you can literally well just sit in the village

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Speaker 2: Really go off, go to the hair salon, go to

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. The best you can do is

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Speaker 2: Some of the athletes are writers exactly. Well, many athletes

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Speaker 1: There's no kitchens in the apartments. Individual rooms contain no

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Speaker 1: You know you got if you want to go watch TV,

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Speaker 2: Now, maybe it's them wanting to reduce screen time. I

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Speaker 2: If you're an Olympian, bring the iPad, Get the VPN.

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Speaker 2: Make sure you can watch your American shows in France,

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Speaker 1: He can help you.

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Speaker 2: I'll let you know. Okay, this is important. This is

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Speaker 2: we love sustainable. Mattresses are made from recycled fishing nets.

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Speaker 2: Healthy z just meet it. Sustainability targets. Of course, beds

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Speaker 2: are sturdy enough to support five hundred and fifty one

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Speaker 2: pounds in weight. Okay, this is enough for two tall swimmers. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, to spoon, you.

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Speaker 1: Could be just over two hundred and fifty pounds. Both

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Speaker 1: of these and this, Oh my god, I'm thinking about

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Speaker 1: these shot put these gay shot putters, like putting down

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Speaker 1: the shot put picking up the.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, oh my god, wait what are you what are

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Speaker 2: you doing?

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Speaker 1: I M sorry, my jaw just dropped because as you're talking,

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Speaker 1: I looked over to the next number and I'm seeing

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Speaker 1: how many condoms it is.

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Speaker 2: Oh you looked at the next number.

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Speaker 1: No, it was just right in front of me. Take

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Speaker 1: it away on this one. This number is going to

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Speaker 1: shock you.

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Speaker 2: We're going to reveal the number of condoms that are

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Speaker 2: being handed out. Barberad NBC Sports, thank you for doing

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Speaker 2: the research. Yeah, the Olympic Village is set to stock

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Speaker 2: what did you say? What did you guess?

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Speaker 1: Earlier matt I said they would give out twenty five.

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Speaker 2: Three hundred thousand condoms will be stocked at the Olympic Village.

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Speaker 2: I think that's wonderful. I think, whoa, we should practice

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Speaker 2: safe sex. We can't have anyone catching diseases before they

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Speaker 2: do their events.

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Speaker 1: And you know that's how somebody I hold I still

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Speaker 1: think that's how some of these international rivals of ours

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Speaker 1: are going to try to kneecap us is in the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: They try to kneecap us in the bedroom. Bo, that's

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Speaker 1: what they do.

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Speaker 2: I have the knee caps before ooh kinky.

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Speaker 1: The Olympics have been in the condom game since the

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighty eight Soul Games when they were handed out

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Speaker 1: to raise awareness of HIV AIDS. Well, I'm so happy

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Speaker 1: that everyone is feeling healthy and thriving in the bedroom again.

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Speaker 1: Like if my event was over early, you would see

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Speaker 1: me eaten bagattes and get getting off the road to

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Speaker 1: make way for some foot traffic. Let's just say that,

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Speaker 1: filling myself up in bread and then you know, get

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Speaker 1: to get into it.

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Speaker 2: Bread, for it is a choice.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of words floating around here, like bread.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of words floating around here, like you know,

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Speaker 1: I feel.

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Speaker 2: I think this is worth mentioning forty thousand meals daily

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Speaker 2: during the games in the main dining hall with more

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Speaker 2: than thirty two hundred seats. So that is a big

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Speaker 2: dining hall. That's giving me you know, you can say

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Speaker 2: it Harry Potter vibes. Now I was gonna say, you

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Speaker 2: can say. It will feature food from around the world,

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Speaker 2: with menu rotating every eight days and catering to all

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Speaker 2: dietary and nutritional needs. Alcohol is not provided on the premises.

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Speaker 2: About one third of the five hundred recipes made will

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Speaker 2: be vegetarian, and there will be a salad bar with

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Speaker 2: more than thirty options, a mikrel, a cheese section, a bakery,

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Speaker 2: a hot food buffet, a dessert bar, and a wide

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Speaker 2: range of fruits. Oh god, this is getting resort.

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Speaker 1: It's truly sounding good. And I wonder like if they

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Speaker 1: say entourage members are allowed in, Like you probably have

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Speaker 1: to be online some sort of very exclusive list to

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Speaker 1: even get in here.

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Speaker 2: But look, simone, if you have room on the list.

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Speaker 2: Matt and I would love to come.

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Speaker 1: Wait as a real thing. Because I have a couple

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Speaker 1: questions about the perks of doing this podcast. If we

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Speaker 1: wanted to, could we get into the Olympic Village just

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Speaker 1: to like walk around, Like, could we figure that out?

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Speaker 1: This lovely woman Barbara, I mean, can we reach out

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Speaker 1: to her. Let's see what she can do. I know

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Speaker 1: she's on the ground doing some research. Can she find

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Speaker 1: out she can get us on some lists and so

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Speaker 1: we can hang with Shirkerri and you know, let's see

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Speaker 1: what happens. Oh, and I also wonder we'll doing this podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna bring up a universe in again. Can

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Speaker 1: we get tickets to that when it opens? Like, because

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Speaker 1: we do this podcast, we have NBC universal ties. I'm

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Speaker 1: really interested in that. Now we talked about theme park attractions.

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Speaker 1: I can't get off of it.

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Speaker 2: That's the only note we have as professional urban planners

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Speaker 2: and experiential designers for the Olympic Villages, there should be

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Speaker 2: one impeccable engineered roller coaster.

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Speaker 1: Well really, what you need to have is you need

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Speaker 1: one eat ticket, which is like a big, massive indoor

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Speaker 1: ride that can hold a lot of people. You need

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Speaker 1: a couple of flat rides, which are you, you know,

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Speaker 1: for the for the kids and for the girls. Yep.

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Speaker 1: And then you need a big show. You need one

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Speaker 1: big show.

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Speaker 2: Well, the big show is the games, like a live show,

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Speaker 2: like Olympics, the musical, Oh interesting, go off.

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Speaker 1: They should reach out to Sutton Foster. She says yes

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Speaker 1: to everything.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Let's take a break and then when we come back,

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Speaker 2: we will give out our medals for our top three stories.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we're back.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's do bronze, silver and gold. This is a

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Speaker 2: tough We've got a lot of facts and figures, but

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Speaker 2: we got to pick three.

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Speaker 1: I think you know what. For me, the bronze metal

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Speaker 1: has to go to the variety of services in the

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Speaker 1: village plaza. I can't get over like how chic it

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Speaker 1: sounds to be able to go to the hair salon

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Speaker 1: the bank of the coffee bar, at the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: Like I could spend a whole afternoon in the village

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Speaker 1: running EAGs in hand, bags in hand with things, baguettes

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Speaker 1: in hand, like chomping down and you could just have

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Speaker 1: a shopping day.

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Speaker 2: Here's what I'm doing. I'm hooking two fingers over my shoulder.

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Speaker 2: Pretend there's hangars of dry cleaning behind me. That is

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Speaker 2: the most running Errand's look I could possibly want.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and just basically so again Pittri, I have the

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Speaker 1: bag behind me and I have two fingers up like

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Speaker 1: this because I'm trying to wave down a car because

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Speaker 1: I can't. I don't want to carry this too much

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Speaker 1: more ready, Oh hi, hi and the sea getting in Techsi,

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Speaker 1: my French TSI what wins the silver medal?

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Speaker 2: Bo silver for me is gonna be? I really think

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Speaker 2: they nailed it on the beds, not just for you know,

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Speaker 2: like the weight capacity. I think how sustainable they are. Yes,

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Speaker 2: five hundred and fifty one pounds is specific. You know

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Speaker 2: they want it. They were like five fifty sounds to faith.

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Speaker 2: Let's actually give them a random ass number, five fifty one,

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Speaker 2: and I believe it to be true. Like they they

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Speaker 2: did a weight test, they did a stress test on

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Speaker 2: these mattresses in these bedframes, and I'm gagged. I love that.

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Speaker 2: So that's my silver.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the silver, And I think so can I

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Speaker 1: just give an honorable palladium to pladium metal goes to

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Speaker 1: the three hundred thousand condoms because I'm conflicted about it,

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Speaker 1: because I do think that their commitment to safe sex

569
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Speaker 1: is admirable, but the gold medal, I would have to say, bo,

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Speaker 1: I think that one of the most interesting exciting things

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Speaker 1: is the site specific like element here they put a

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Speaker 1: bakery in and they can teach athletes how to make

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Speaker 1: their own.

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Speaker 2: You love the bag bag gets.

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Speaker 1: I just think that's really cute, and I think ultimately

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Speaker 1: what's great about this is the bakery. When they're teaching

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Speaker 1: the workshops, that's how you get people off the road,

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Speaker 1: and that's how you help foot traffic, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Like, I'm still interested in how we help

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Speaker 1: this city.

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Speaker 2: Run because you know Parisians, the locals are like they're excited,

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Speaker 2: but you know some of them have to be in

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Speaker 2: the cafes in the Patisseri saying, oh la la, the

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Speaker 2: Olympics are really gonna mess up our lifestyle. Oh laala?

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Speaker 1: Is that what they are? Like? Like, if I wanted

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Speaker 1: to Paris, I was like, oh la la, they'd be

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Speaker 1: like he's one.

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Speaker 2: Of us, la la Click.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I just said, so that that

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Speaker 1: would be the note We end our episode on.

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Speaker 2: Watch every moment of the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics

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Speaker 2: beginning July twenty sixth on NBC and Peacock, and for

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Speaker 2: the first time, you can stream the twenty twenty four

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Speaker 2: Paris games on the iHeartRadio app and listen to two Guys,

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Speaker 2: five Rings on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever

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Speaker 2: you get your podcasts.