Speaker 1: Second, Dad, what happens if you meet someone on a
Speaker 1: dating app and you find out that both of you
Speaker 1: have been in the dating pool for way too long?
Speaker 1: It's wrong with you. Yeah, that's when you need to
Speaker 1: mix it up, like one of our listeners, Wayne did recently. Okay,
Speaker 1: did he suggest both of them dress up as their
Speaker 1: favorite power ranger and meet in front of the police station. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's actually really fun. He didn't do that, but it
Speaker 1: would have been a fantastic idea. Yeah, yeah, said he
Speaker 1: went a different direction, and now he says he's living
Speaker 1: with a medium amount of regret. Okay, I feel like that.
Speaker 1: Most adults live that way. But at night, Wayne, only
Speaker 1: a ninety percent chance you're going to regret asking us
Speaker 1: for help today. So welcome to the show, and I
Speaker 1: must stay. Yeah, I am having some regrets. You know,
Speaker 1: started as a good idea. We'll get to your questionable
Speaker 1: idea and just a second, but first, tell us about
Speaker 1: the girl that you went out with. Who's she? And Isabella? Ok? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And from Jeffrey's description, it sounds like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe you're a little exhausted from online dating. Oh definitely? Okay, Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, do you still have hope going into a
Speaker 1: first date with someone when you're just tired of it all.
Speaker 1: I have a sliver of hope. Yeah, but it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, give me a reason. So tell us about
Speaker 1: what you wanted to do with Isabella. Oh yeah, so Isabella,
Speaker 1: you know a couple of weeks you're chatting and that
Speaker 1: really awesome conversations. Okay, like talked about our favorite candy
Speaker 1: and like our top three? Yeah, what is your favorite candy?
Speaker 1: Kidding easy? ESA's pieces? Okay, interesting? Does your first date
Speaker 1: have to do with like a candy shop or something? No,
Speaker 1: but kind of like a game. Well, basically we had
Speaker 1: so many fun conference station and she was like, it
Speaker 1: never translates into a good first date. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: let's just skip the first date then, and you can
Speaker 1: pretend like it's our second or third date. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: can you do that? I like that. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: do that. You can act like you remember last time
Speaker 1: when we talk about why are you telling me the
Speaker 1: story again? You tell me we're getting along so well?
Speaker 1: And she was like, well, what have we pretended it
Speaker 1: was our one year anniversary? Whoa sir? You're like, let's
Speaker 1: jump right to the divorce Star. It's been one year,
Speaker 1: you still won't sleep with me? Wait? Were you into
Speaker 1: that idea? You know? Yeah? I was like, why not?
Speaker 1: What have we got to lose it this rate? And
Speaker 1: you may get a free dessert out of it from
Speaker 1: the restaurant, you know, whenever they know it's an anniversary. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So what'd you end up doing? So we made a
Speaker 1: reservation for a one year anniversary and I ordered actually
Speaker 1: a bottle champagne and oh you're a good boyfriend. After
Speaker 1: a whole year. We had to put out flowers with
Speaker 1: a card. Oh yeah, one year down forever to go.
Speaker 1: I legit, want to steal this one year down Forever
Speaker 1: to Go? That was the card? Yeah, yeah, wow romantic.
Speaker 1: Did she think that's funny or did it feel like
Speaker 1: too much to her? Because it You really took this
Speaker 1: too like a serious level. You owned it when we met,
Speaker 1: like we had like happy one year like anniversary jokes,
Speaker 1: and you know she was into it. Two, she came
Speaker 1: with a present for me, which I wasn't Yeah, present
Speaker 1: was a fake coupe on the book that's really yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah it was kind of like that. But two cars
Speaker 1: our catotic except free hug. It was like hug yourself
Speaker 1: or to the laundry yourself. Oh oh, that's more like
Speaker 1: the ten year anniversary. She sounds really funny. Did you
Speaker 1: guys laugh a lot on your date? Yeah, the first
Speaker 1: like fifteen twenty minutes of the dinner pretty funk. Then
Speaker 1: it got a little serious. Oh serious, probably with me.
Speaker 1: I was too into it, took it too far because
Speaker 1: I started kind of telling her who she can be
Speaker 1: friends with, you know, like I don't actually know oney
Speaker 1: were friends, so I was kind of making it up.
Speaker 1: You turned into the boyfriend that she wants to dump
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, friends don't like when the hell hopefully
Speaker 1: told her don't hang around Brook because she's a wet
Speaker 1: blanket about your date? Idea so terrible. You know, Lane's
Speaker 1: a bad influence she you know, like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know if she meant what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Who's Lane or what? Because there is no Lane? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: toxic boyfriend? Yeah, like what happened to the romantic guy
Speaker 1: that she was dating? You know, fake dating? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I had to fix in a little bit of
Speaker 1: real fake life. Dude, That's exactly why she's not calling you.
Speaker 1: But you have to create some fake lows to enjoy
Speaker 1: those fake highs in your relationship. You don't put up
Speaker 1: with that type of crap in a relationship. You can
Speaker 1: single long enough, he has to do something. I'm not
Speaker 1: surprised anymore. Maybe there's a reason. Yeah, was that it
Speaker 1: was there more to the day. Yeah, it kind of
Speaker 1: got worse, perhaps because then we kind of shifted in
Speaker 1: a topic of how to discipline you know, our kids. Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't even have kids. No, we don't have kids now,
Speaker 1: but in the one anniversary world, it's normal to talk about,
Speaker 1: you know, how would you discipline kids? Yeah, you didn't
Speaker 1: see eye to eye on how to parent your fake children.
Speaker 1: You know, we were disagreeing a lot about that, and
Speaker 1: she said something about my mom being overbearing. Oh, I
Speaker 1: mean how much longer did you guys last after that? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, it was hard coming out of like the
Speaker 1: overbearing mom thing. It got a little awkward. It just
Speaker 1: wasn't a idea all right, man. Well, it's sounds like
Speaker 1: you had a couple hiccups on the date, very tiny ones.
Speaker 1: But we're every relationship goes through these moments before they
Speaker 1: find they're like striped. Isn't that right, Brooke, really not
Speaker 1: on the first date, but on the one year anniversary. Sense,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna play a song, We're gonna come back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call your girlfriend of one year, Isabella, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna see if we can get her to go
Speaker 1: out with you one more time. Okay, I would hold
Speaker 1: on second. Jose keeps telling me off the air that
Speaker 1: he's gonna steal this date idea I am, even though
Speaker 1: the girl clearly isn't calling back after it. Well, it
Speaker 1: ended in total disaster, But it's so funny. Woman in
Speaker 1: the room mad at each other. If a girl isn't
Speaker 1: calling you back, Jose, usually that's a bad sign, I know,
Speaker 1: but it's just like, how much fun could you have
Speaker 1: imagining your one year anniversary? He take arguments he just
Speaker 1: wants to be in a relationship. But we're talking about
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Wayne, who just went out on
Speaker 1: the date with someone named Isabella, and on their first date,
Speaker 1: they pretended that it was their one year anniversary, so
Speaker 1: they set it all up with champagne and flowers at
Speaker 1: a restaurant. But Wayne thinks he may have over committed
Speaker 1: to the character when he made some jokey comments about
Speaker 1: who Isabella can and can't hang out with and how
Speaker 1: they are going to parent their future non existent children
Speaker 1: someday down the road. It's fake, guys. I know, Wayne,
Speaker 1: why did you go with controlling boyfriend as your persona? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wasn't really thinking I was doing
Speaker 1: controlling boyfriend. I was just thinking, you know, one year
Speaker 1: you have these little a now telling someone who they
Speaker 1: can't can't hang out with? It is very controlling. I
Speaker 1: mean I was just looking out for lanes of bad influence,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I was not a great lane in my life. Guys.
Speaker 1: It's funny. Didn't your husband buy you a dish rack
Speaker 1: on your one year anniversary? It's true, Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: never tried to tell me who I couldn't couldn't hang
Speaker 1: get the kitchen and do'll get the water all over
Speaker 1: the counter, hanging out with mister clean. So I can't
Speaker 1: turn out any worse than that, right, Wayne, Let's just
Speaker 1: call Isabella and here we go. I'm gonna tell Isabella,
Speaker 1: let's do this. Hello. Hey is this Isabella? Yes, she
Speaker 1: Hey Isabella. My name is jeff from a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, like that, Sash.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're really funny, Isabella already Hi, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is the whole Morning show. Um, that's Brooke. You
Speaker 1: probably know they're social media handle Brook Fox Fox, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: jose at Hilarious, jose on Everything, Yeah, and then Alexis
Speaker 1: at Alexis Fuller. I don't follow you, guys. We're not
Speaker 1: calling because of social media. Just see. We're doing a
Speaker 1: dating segment on this show asking about somebody that you
Speaker 1: went out with recently named Wayne. Oh oh, was that
Speaker 1: a good You want to know, Well, we want to
Speaker 1: know what you thought about your date because we've heard
Speaker 1: a little bit about it from Wayne, but we'd like
Speaker 1: to get your perspective on it. Was it? Was it
Speaker 1: good dancing? I mean I think it was a really
Speaker 1: clever idea of mine. Oh yeah, did do the one
Speaker 1: year anniversary thing? Yeah? Yeah, we love that. Can you
Speaker 1: tell Brook what an amazing idea of that day was.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she doesn't believe that people can have
Speaker 1: fun doing that. I'm not saying it didn't sound fun.
Speaker 1: It just you know, I don't know, it depends on
Speaker 1: what you think, Like, did you think it was fun?
Speaker 1: I mean it started out pretty fun because like it
Speaker 1: was silly and just like, yeah, we already know each other,
Speaker 1: we've known each other for a year or whatever. But
Speaker 1: then like I don't know, we're talking about her family
Speaker 1: and there was like this weird moment where I made
Speaker 1: this joke about his mom being overbearing and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: which is a pretty stereotypical mother in law joke. Like absolutely,
Speaker 1: but his response to that was like, are you sure
Speaker 1: you want to eat that pasta? Like I want you
Speaker 1: to live along and helping lives and I don't know
Speaker 1: if that could be something that's a part of your diet.
Speaker 1: Blah blah. Already told you about the friend thing too,
Speaker 1: Like why is he doing or does he have kind
Speaker 1: of a point if he wants you to live long
Speaker 1: in it? I mean, if he really cared about oh
Speaker 1: my god, that is red. But then he like he
Speaker 1: like brought up this person I can't even remember name,
Speaker 1: but like he brought up this person because it's made
Speaker 1: up or whatever, but he was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: you seeing her anymore. It's a bad influence for you,
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah, and like yeah that it was
Speaker 1: made up, but like I kind of a red flag
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, I would have a lar Bell's going
Speaker 1: off left and right, Like, wait, I don't understand. You
Speaker 1: made a joke about his mom being overbearing. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's like a stereotypical joke, right, Oh, why is that okay?
Speaker 1: Because he's not talking about who he is as a person.
Speaker 1: She's not talking about who she is as a person.
Speaker 1: Did I just say something? It wasn't a real person? Okay, Uh, sorry,
Speaker 1: that's Wayne, Isabella. He just jumped in the conversation person Isabella.
Speaker 1: We were we were in it together for one year anniversary.
Speaker 1: I don't know what are you talking about my mom?
Speaker 1: Even though she is very overbearing, you don't know her
Speaker 1: hit a nail on the head. Huh, you're not listening
Speaker 1: like you're saying about the mom. And then you completely
Speaker 1: changed around onto me and something about me as a person,
Speaker 1: and it's like that didn't really hit well, you know,
Speaker 1: we weren't. We were joking about our family, and then
Speaker 1: suddenly you started telling me that I shouldn't eat Costa Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: family joking is okay, but talking about food that crosses
Speaker 1: the water, you don't talk what they can or canny
Speaker 1: can can't hang out with it if it's for your
Speaker 1: safety and health. And no, she's not child, You're not
Speaker 1: your dad, Like get out of here. And why do
Speaker 1: you think boyfriends act that way? Like if you're just
Speaker 1: even if you're just pretending, and like pasta isn't even
Speaker 1: bad for you? Like what are you what are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're basically just feeding into the stereotype that carbs make
Speaker 1: you fat, and I'm fat, like need it? Like that.
Speaker 1: I was coming from the health perspective and anything about
Speaker 1: you want to have a healthy long sposor's life together
Speaker 1: all the girls. No, no, I mean it'd be one
Speaker 1: thing if you said don't smoke, you know, like sure,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with smoking? Yeah? My cigarettes? You're telling me
Speaker 1: what I can and can't do you get her, Jeff?
Speaker 1: I mean if it wasn't there wouldn't be the freak out.
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like a big freak out over
Speaker 1: one thing. Is that all that it was? He made
Speaker 1: a bad joke about what she can and can't eat
Speaker 1: in a fake scenario. A lot of the it was
Speaker 1: a lot of the making opti stuff, which which you know,
Speaker 1: like there was one where he was talking about like
Speaker 1: our kids and disciplining our kids. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if we're just dating on a one year anniversary, that's
Speaker 1: not something that you usually talk about, is disciplining your
Speaker 1: children if you haven't even talked about wanting to have
Speaker 1: kids yet? And I was like, all right, I don't
Speaker 1: get what are you talking about. We already talked about
Speaker 1: having kids at our six months mark. You forgot that conversation, Isabella.
Speaker 1: My guys, that conversation maybe happened with another girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, hotter situation than this. He's not funny, Like, wait,
Speaker 1: come on, man, it's like foreshadowing. Just a crappy relationship,
Speaker 1: is what you were doing? Like Brook, she's just against
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yeah, way emailed us for help, remember that, Brook? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this date idea was all her idea to pretend to
Speaker 1: be like a couple a year into a relationship. But
Speaker 1: also your pretend European vacation. You have that he has
Speaker 1: to pay for a big euro trip otherwise he's a
Speaker 1: bad boyfriend. Oh, she's obviously going to split the cost, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: They've only been together for one year. Okay, she's an
Speaker 1: independent working woman, give her a break. Is that true, Isabella?
Speaker 1: In the fake world? Are you I would absolutely pay
Speaker 1: my own way, but like I would appreciate if he
Speaker 1: offered world that much fun conversations. Yeah, it's fun. Would
Speaker 1: you like to go to Europe with me? I'll pay
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah for it? You coast? Oh
Speaker 1: wows behind? Well, come on, guys, literally, I think he
Speaker 1: tried to take a bad angle as a joke and
Speaker 1: it didn't work. But I think she was a gut
Speaker 1: You guys are still laughing right now. You have chemistry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like we can all tell when a joke is a
Speaker 1: joke and when it's not a joke. Yes, except and
Speaker 1: I'm not joking right now when I say I want
Speaker 1: to pay for a second date for both of you,
Speaker 1: and I will pay for it, yes, pre Europe, pre Europe. Yes,
Speaker 1: just a regular first date, and we can pretend that
Speaker 1: you guys haven't been dating for a long time anymore,
Speaker 1: a real second date. I would be okay with a
Speaker 1: real second date and just see what he's really like
Speaker 1: in the present moment instead of thinking what a future
Speaker 1: should be. Oh my god, I can't believe you said, Yeah, Wayne,
Speaker 1: are you still are you still up for this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course she won't regret it at all. Okay, just
Speaker 1: no more hypotheticals on your guys's daily should not joke
Speaker 1: at all. Look what happens. True love prevails even when
Speaker 1: Brooke tries to actively care and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I just wish that some of my co hosts could
Speaker 1: be more laid back and chill, like smooth get I
Speaker 1: get too worked up. I know I shouldn't care as
Speaker 1: much as I do. I don't know why it lets me.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. I care about laying into him for
Speaker 1: his data. I cared about her. I think those are
Speaker 1: too many red flags there. I think Jose summed it
Speaker 1: up pretty well though when he said the guy made
Speaker 1: a couple of mistakes on the date, but overall it
Speaker 1: was a fun idea. Yeah yeah, and then he showed
Speaker 1: his true colors and then that's why she should have run.
Speaker 1: But whatever, you know, I'm happy that they're going out
Speaker 1: of love. Yeah yeah. I think we got to give
Speaker 1: them a break. They were fake people, setting up fake scenarios,
Speaker 1: a fake problem making Joe. None of it was real.
Speaker 1: They don't actually have these problems between them, yeager Well,
Speaker 1: and when they do, they can come back and we'll
Speaker 1: do an awkward Tuesday. But in the meantime, if you
Speaker 1: ever need help getting a second day, you can always
Speaker 1: email the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: you back and then judge you all the way until
Speaker 1: that's right