Speaker 1: Hello, it's any true from the future. Cutting in again?
Speaker 1: Is this our second cut in? Yeah, we're so cutty
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: We just wanted to let you know that we talk
Speaker 2: about some really deep and dark, serious shit that may
Speaker 2: be a little triggering to some people, so we wanted
Speaker 2: to put a little warning in here.
Speaker 1: We speak on d E eight h nice, hell's harsh.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we just want to let you know, just
Speaker 3: to let you know.
Speaker 1: It is not for the fragile of mine and if
Speaker 1: you're not feeling your best mentally, maybe skip out on
Speaker 1: this and we'll see you next episode. But for those
Speaker 1: of you who are brave, not brave. Sorry I'm saying
Speaker 1: the wrong words.
Speaker 2: So people who are afraid of death, they're triggered by death,
Speaker 2: aren't braving you.
Speaker 3: Let's open that up.
Speaker 1: Bye, enjoy, Hello, Welcome back to the next episode of
Speaker 1: Emergency Intercom. I don't want to stay a number because
Speaker 1: who knows.
Speaker 2: Who knows you might have filmed three or four of
Speaker 2: these and scraped them.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking kiss me, bitch. Okay, you can't kiss my hands,
Speaker 1: only my lips. Nail your face. And I said, that
Speaker 1: is so scary. No I want to, So we decided
Speaker 1: we should open this episode up again about our mental health.
Speaker 1: I feel like we talk about our mental health in
Speaker 1: every single episode.
Speaker 3: Because it's such a big part of our lives.
Speaker 2: It really does center us, literally affects us so much,
Speaker 2: and people are like, why don't y'all post so often?
Speaker 2: It's because we are literally mentally ill. But with that
Speaker 2: being said, I woke up today after being trapped for
Speaker 2: three days in purgatory, like mental purgatory, where like I
Speaker 2: completely feel nothing. I have zero motivation, like life just
Speaker 2: doesn't have that lust that you'd expect. And I woke
Speaker 2: up today and I was like, I feel fucking good today,
Speaker 2: And then I kept just repeating like I'm gonna feel
Speaker 2: good today today, It's gonna be a good day. And
Speaker 2: I like affirmed that and I feel great, I feel
Speaker 2: I mean, it's.
Speaker 1: Only one point thirty. It can get worse, it can
Speaker 1: take it down. No, I agree though, like with that
Speaker 1: ideology I was telling Drew, I think I've said it
Speaker 1: before online too, and I probably sounded crazy. But when
Speaker 1: when I was in that really bad depressive episode in
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, I remember I was in Miami and I
Speaker 1: was texting a friend and I was like I think
Speaker 1: I literally have to wake up and just convinced myself
Speaker 1: it's gonna be okay, because like every day I wake
Speaker 1: up and my first thought is like, this is miserable.
Speaker 1: I can't belie. My eyes just opened and I can
Speaker 1: like see the world and I am here, like literally.
Speaker 2: Me for the past three days, I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't want to do I don't want to do about this.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do this.
Speaker 2: But no, I woke up and me and Josh talked
Speaker 2: about it briefly last night and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: it's like fully real.
Speaker 3: So like before even before I went to bed, I.
Speaker 2: Was like, Tomorrow's gonna be a great day because like
Speaker 2: it really is like what you feed your brain, like
Speaker 2: what you think about yourself is how you're gonna feel.
Speaker 2: And I just thought, good thoughts and good things are happening.
Speaker 1: And so let that be a lesson. If you're sitting
Speaker 1: around like a little lazy sack of shit and you're
Speaker 1: like I'm depressed, I hate my life, fix it.
Speaker 2: Literally just smile, Like, just smile and fix your depression.
Speaker 1: That upside down and it'll go away.
Speaker 3: All you have to do is just stop thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Nobod it actually does help because I remember I would
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, I'm gonna like point out a positive
Speaker 1: thing that happened every day, even if it was the
Speaker 1: tiniest fucking thing. I because literally, sometimes you'll be so
Speaker 1: deep into a depressive episode you're like literally clinging to nothing.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh no, but like my fucking cereal this morning,
Speaker 1: like something about it was so good.
Speaker 2: Good, Like I ordered cat food to the door, Like
Speaker 2: I have to wake up to get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta go run my errand or my cat
Speaker 1: will die like something. Just clinging to anything, And if
Speaker 1: you make those clings positive, you might might surprise yourself.
Speaker 3: You might surprise yourself.
Speaker 2: No, Like, can we talk about how that tweet Karon
Speaker 2: Dallas tweeted like fifteen years ago is like still haunting
Speaker 2: him to this day. It's like still the biggest joke
Speaker 2: at which one when he was like if you're depressed,
Speaker 2: just smile, Like that was him. All that shit came
Speaker 2: from him. He was like, if you're depressed, just smile.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: Kim Dallas. No, Like literally, but that's exactly what I
Speaker 3: just said.
Speaker 2: I was like, the thinking back to it, I was like, hmm,
Speaker 2: but no, it is true a little.
Speaker 1: Bit like also we're speaking from our personal experience something
Speaker 1: that's helped us, Like it might not help everybody, and
Speaker 1: sometimes it doesn't help, but sometimes it does.
Speaker 3: Everyone in the comments is like, just get medicated, medicate.
Speaker 1: Please please go see a professional. I see professional, but
Speaker 1: I refuse to take medication.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm wearing a cap today because I miscalculated my
Speaker 2: hair washed days and my hair is really fucking greasy.
Speaker 3: Just had to point that out.
Speaker 1: Literally, I don't think anyone would have questioned while you
Speaker 1: were wearing a hat. You didn't have to say that.
Speaker 1: I like you wear hats all the time.
Speaker 3: I wanted to see it.
Speaker 1: I pulled up with a fucking baseball cap on. Then
Speaker 1: people would be like, all right, bitch, let's see that scout.
Speaker 1: Like I know it's greasy. I forgot where I was.
Speaker 1: Oh I went the day I wore that, like Elmer Fudd.
Speaker 1: I was out for ice cream with Mason and Dante,
Speaker 1: and I like took it off to talk about how
Speaker 1: greasy my hair was. It was literally like laid flat,
Speaker 1: like I put yelling.
Speaker 3: To your head. The caps stuck to your head.
Speaker 1: And that's okay because you have to try your hair to.
Speaker 3: Be oily, and also it's healthy.
Speaker 2: And also when you get like when you get three
Speaker 2: weeks deep and like you like wring out the oil,
Speaker 2: it's like actually free cooking oil.
Speaker 1: I've decided I'm gonna start slapping people. Like imagine when
Speaker 1: you said that, I.
Speaker 2: Just went like, start doing it, like I literally give
Speaker 2: you permission too, just like I okay, you know those
Speaker 2: videos of oh my god, talk like you know those
Speaker 2: videos of like people getting like massive amounts of like disgusting,
Speaker 2: rotting food poured all over them when they're asleep, or
Speaker 2: like gallon buckets of water port on them, or like
Speaker 2: mustard bottles squirted on them. I gave everyone in my
Speaker 2: life permission to do that to me, just when I'm
Speaker 2: least expecting it. And like the other night, I fell
Speaker 2: asleep when everyone is still awake, and like I heard
Speaker 2: Kai mentioned, he was like, we should like mustard, we
Speaker 2: should do it to Drew, and I like, I like, actually,
Speaker 2: like got so fucking angry inside. I was like, I
Speaker 2: swear to God, if they try to do that shit
Speaker 2: to me right now, I will freak.
Speaker 3: The fuck up.
Speaker 1: I know. Every time you keep saying like y'all have
Speaker 1: permission to do that to me. We literally like you
Speaker 1: can't make noise around you when he's asleep. He will
Speaker 1: fall asleep in the middle of all the fun and
Speaker 1: then be like wake up and be like like you
Speaker 1: do this thing or you like toss around really angrily
Speaker 1: instead of saying anything, like.
Speaker 2: Like everyone will just be in the living room like
Speaker 2: chatting it up, and then I'm like I just doze off.
Speaker 2: I fall asleep, and then I get actually angry when
Speaker 2: people wake me up when I'm the one that's sleeping
Speaker 2: in the wrong spot, like it's actually like so wrong,
Speaker 2: like I'll storm out of the room.
Speaker 3: But it's just like I'm not actually angry. It's just
Speaker 3: like I'm fucking tired and I'm like woking up.
Speaker 1: No. I feel that when we went to that waterfall thing,
Speaker 1: I like he was falling asleep and I was having
Speaker 1: one of those nights where like, for some reason, I
Speaker 1: think usually I'm pretty good at that, Like if I
Speaker 1: fall asleep around people, I like usually don't make a
Speaker 1: fuss or say anything about it because I can literally
Speaker 1: sleep through anything. But on this like in Big Sir,
Speaker 1: I was falling asleep and they we all fell asleep
Speaker 1: watching something on the TV, and I was like, turn
Speaker 1: it off, turn it off, like and Josh just being
Speaker 1: really nice because we had to share, but he was like,
Speaker 1: do you like is it the light or is it
Speaker 1: the noise? I was like, this is both turn it off.
Speaker 1: And I was like turn it off and like thing
Speaker 1: ing ding ding ding. And then Christian was on the
Speaker 1: other side of the room eating chips and I was trying.
Speaker 3: So actually, but before.
Speaker 1: The chips, him and Lucas were whispering to each other
Speaker 1: and all I he was like and out. I was like,
Speaker 1: all I fucking hear right now. Stop like and I
Speaker 1: said that, and then they like just kind of laughed
Speaker 1: but then stop. And then I couldn't hear Christian eating
Speaker 1: his chips and trying so hard to be quiet because
Speaker 1: it would be like like and then he would like bag.
Speaker 2: The worst type of angry is when you're like actually
Speaker 2: angry and then like the people you're angry at just laughed.
Speaker 2: Like literally, I was gonna I was gonna mention Miami, like, dude,
Speaker 2: that ship was actually diabolical, that was really drunk. It's okay,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's chill now. But like literally I was
Speaker 2: so mad I snapped. It was like my breaking point,
Speaker 2: Like I snapped, like I was asleep peacefully in the room.
Speaker 2: Indian and O'Ryan had like gone out, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to like go out to a club tonight.
Speaker 2: I'm like good just like hanging out and like going
Speaker 2: to sleep early whatever.
Speaker 3: And like in you and O'Ryan stumbling.
Speaker 2: Like three hours later, I was like dead asleep, and
Speaker 2: they are just like literally the loudest I've ever heard
Speaker 2: them be in my entire life.
Speaker 3: They were like that's it felt like they were like,
Speaker 3: let's be as loud as possible to piss off Drew
Speaker 3: in particular.
Speaker 1: And I don't remember thinking for a second about the
Speaker 1: fact that you were.
Speaker 3: Seeing like I was just on one and and I
Speaker 3: like I tried my hardest. I really did. I like
Speaker 3: covered my head with my pillow. I did my thrash.
Speaker 2: I thrashed a couple times, like as a warning sign.
Speaker 2: It's like literally me like warning y'all. It's like I'm
Speaker 2: about to snap if y'all don't shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: And then I just I don't even remember what I
Speaker 2: You were.
Speaker 1: Like, this is literally the meatest thing anyone's ever done.
Speaker 1: To me, like me Ran just laughed.
Speaker 2: It was so mean, and I was like, wow, I
Speaker 2: have like actually was like really angry, like he was
Speaker 2: like in my heart angry, like seeing red.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's okay because o'rian and Josh got and you,
Speaker 1: I think got paid back on me the next night
Speaker 1: because when I slept over the next night, you might
Speaker 1: have been asleep, but Josh and o'rian were literally talking
Speaker 1: over my body and like face apping pictures of each
Speaker 1: other and flashed photoing each other over my dead body. Dude.
Speaker 2: There's like really funny videos from like when it was
Speaker 2: just me, Andra, me O Ryan, and Josh in the
Speaker 2: room of us literally just being fucking like rambunctious children,
Speaker 2: like just jumping from bed to bed and like it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm not kidding. Getting a hotel room with your
Speaker 1: friends it's.
Speaker 2: So fun, like double beds, like all bunking together. It's
Speaker 2: like actually way more fun than.
Speaker 1: An Airbnb in my opion, Yeah, I don't fuck with Airbnb's,
Speaker 1: but that's also because I'm literally like banned.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm fucking banned too because.
Speaker 1: Of y'all, not because of me. I didn't stay there,
Speaker 1: and I didn't dye my hair at your Airbnb. It's
Speaker 1: literally because of he who shut up today? Oh him
Speaker 1: out like that. But someone had a little fun dyeing.
Speaker 2: Their hair, and abb someone dyed their hair in an
Speaker 2: Airbnb that I booked that I wasn't able to stay
Speaker 2: at because I was exposed to COVID and so I
Speaker 2: was like, whatever, y'all can just stay there like have fun.
Speaker 2: I was like devastated, like internally, but I wasn't gonna
Speaker 2: project that onto y'all. And then like halfway through the
Speaker 2: trip or I mean, the trip's over, and the next
Speaker 2: day I get an email saying like the room was destroyed,
Speaker 2: the towels were staying, the tub was stained like all
Speaker 2: this crazy shit with like red haired eye, and I
Speaker 2: was like, who the fuck dyed their hair in my Airbnb?
Speaker 2: And she gave me a terrible rating and now I
Speaker 2: can't book anywhere on it.
Speaker 1: It was not me, but.
Speaker 2: It's it's chill because like it originally was you booking
Speaker 2: all the Airbnb on your and then and then your
Speaker 2: shit got fucked up, and then now it's me. And
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, I hate booking Airbnbs on my account,
Speaker 2: And now anytime we book an Airbnb, it's not on us.
Speaker 3: We're gonna put it on someone else.
Speaker 1: Literally, the someone else is all Ryan. It's the only
Speaker 1: only other party event planner in the group. It's me,
Speaker 1: Drew and Oriyan. We're like the fucking trifecta of events.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people just don't appreciate the events we put on.
Speaker 1: And we're like, people don't appreciate it when our friend
Speaker 1: group literally raised about it for the next like three weeks.
Speaker 1: And that's why we keep doing it because we get like,
Speaker 1: we get someone serotated from them being like I just
Speaker 1: said the best time in my life, and we're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we did, we did that, but yeah, that wasn't me.
Speaker 1: I like hotels though, and I don't fuck with Airbnb's.
Speaker 1: They're overpriced. They're kind of fucking creepy.
Speaker 3: I don't they are creepy. Like, Okay, bleep this out
Speaker 3: in post.
Speaker 2: But Shane Dawson was onto something with that fucking video
Speaker 2: with all the spy cameras and shit like that had
Speaker 2: me paranoid.
Speaker 3: Still that still has they this.
Speaker 1: Out in post. You didn't say anything crazy, bleep out
Speaker 1: his names.
Speaker 3: Shane Dawson derogatory.
Speaker 1: That motherfucker was a fear mongering monster dude.
Speaker 2: I like was looking back on all of his videos
Speaker 2: recently and like, like it was literally just like conspiracy
Speaker 2: theorist nut job like Alex Jones, like weird chaos agent, Yeah,
Speaker 2: chaos agent, weird shit, like sending fear into everybody, And
Speaker 2: literally everyone sat around their TVs in big groups and
Speaker 2: watched that fucking show again.
Speaker 1: That Tuchi Chi shit was so fucking funny. I don't
Speaker 1: give the fuck if they reuse slices. Chuck e cheese
Speaker 1: pizza is so fucking.
Speaker 3: Good, they better reuse slice.
Speaker 1: That's probably what makes them so good is they sit
Speaker 1: out and get all.
Speaker 3: The little kids, the little crust on them exactly.
Speaker 2: And also it's like wasting less food, like hello, hello, Hello.
Speaker 1: Chunky Jesu is doing what's supposed to be done. I
Speaker 1: am like, the next topic is on the forefront of
Speaker 1: my brain, but it's like touchy.
Speaker 3: Which one the bussy debate? O? God, the bussy debate?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't know why.
Speaker 3: A little bit of history, A little bit, let's start there.
Speaker 1: So there was a moment where I think you were
Speaker 1: super obsessed with saying bussy, Like I think everyone went
Speaker 1: through a moment where like three years ago, yeah, bussy
Speaker 1: was the word. And then one time I referred to
Speaker 1: my own bussy and Drew got very angry. It was like,
Speaker 1: girls can't have bussies.
Speaker 2: It's it's a boy pussy. I don't like saying the
Speaker 2: word it's a boy pussy.
Speaker 1: Okay, but it could also be a butt pussy.
Speaker 3: Like I just don't think girls have bussies. That's all
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And here's my argument.
Speaker 3: I'm like, who you'll have buttholes?
Speaker 1: Who is the originator of the pussy woman? So we
Speaker 1: have every right to come and sent a season de
Speaker 1: sist to the word bussy because the half end of
Speaker 1: it is literally us.
Speaker 3: But who was the one that created the word bussy?
Speaker 3: Gay men exactly.
Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to take anything from gay men,
Speaker 1: God bless, but if I would like to refer to
Speaker 1: my fish sounds homophobic.
Speaker 3: It just sounds homophobic.
Speaker 1: You're serving homophobic. If I would like to refer to
Speaker 1: my butthole as bussy, I have every right.
Speaker 3: To, but it just it's okay.
Speaker 4: So realistically, I would never be like, oh, my bussy,
Speaker 4: Like I would never actually say it, but like I
Speaker 4: just like the idea that if I would like to
Speaker 4: reserve a place in time for me to refer to
Speaker 4: it as my bussy, I can say it.
Speaker 3: My only argument in this situation is boy pussy. That's all.
Speaker 2: That's all the ammo I have, And you have your rebuttals,
Speaker 2: and you can argue forever about it.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, when I think of bussy, I do
Speaker 1: think of boy pussy.
Speaker 3: But like, why can't I have You want to be
Speaker 3: a part of the fun.
Speaker 1: I just want to be a part of the moment,
Speaker 1: and like I don't. I don't want to be I
Speaker 1: want to have a bussy.
Speaker 2: Well too, damn bad. It's probably my internalized misogyny coming back.
Speaker 3: That's what it is. That's the real conversation that needs
Speaker 3: to be had.
Speaker 1: You want a pussy so bad that you denounce women
Speaker 1: from having a pussy. But that was that was literally it.
Speaker 1: Like we just debate about this pretty often.
Speaker 2: It's like it happens maybe once every six months, Like
Speaker 2: when the butdcy thing started happening on TikTok, it became
Speaker 2: a topic of conversation again, like it happens once every
Speaker 2: six months, where we get into this little scuffle about
Speaker 2: it and then we bring other people in and where
Speaker 2: like can girls have bussies? And it's pretty like it's
Speaker 2: pretty even, like people like either agree or like strongly disagree,
Speaker 2: Like it's like it's an even argument.
Speaker 3: So like in the comments, let us know, like can
Speaker 3: girls have bussies? Guys?
Speaker 1: Can you please let us know if like I as
Speaker 1: a woman and capable of obtaining the metaphor of bussy, like,
Speaker 1: may I have may I please have a bussy.
Speaker 3: Debate in the comments? Debate bussy in the comments?
Speaker 1: When you say debate is a comment, I literally think
Speaker 1: about people like with swords and fucking like knives, like
Speaker 1: shaking each other over it.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's what it will come to. We just
Speaker 3: love creating discord.
Speaker 1: We literally have not no one was having discourse. Like
Speaker 1: literally we thought we were like, whoa, We're about to
Speaker 1: like downward spiral.
Speaker 3: This, We're about to set the world on fire.
Speaker 1: Nothing, absolutely nothing, because no one cares about us. That's true,
Speaker 1: It's actually not true.
Speaker 3: Well, billionaires are going to space.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Okay, but we've we actually I
Speaker 1: think episode yeah, on one of the redacted episodes, we
Speaker 1: talked about this, So should we open this up? Because
Speaker 1: it kind of falls into the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can open it up, but I've changed my
Speaker 2: mind on it fully, like I fully think it's whack.
Speaker 1: Now like space travel, yeah.
Speaker 2: Not like little commercialized space travel. I'm like, oh, like
Speaker 2: why what's the fucking point? Like, yeah, we have airplanes,
Speaker 2: like we're kind of doing enough, Like why do we
Speaker 2: need to go to capitalize fucking space?
Speaker 1: Like So basically in a redacted episode that might be
Speaker 1: on a Patreon and I start a Patreon. I don't know.
Speaker 1: We we do a lot of things where we say
Speaker 1: things and we don't do them.
Speaker 2: So should we start a Patreon because we're operating in
Speaker 2: a negative deficit and we are making no money and it's.
Speaker 3: Like starting to hurt my bank account a little bit.
Speaker 1: We do like to just us, but we have an
Speaker 1: episode where we talk about that. I am anti space travel.
Speaker 1: I just don't get it. I'm like, why do y'all
Speaker 1: want to go out there so bad? Like I don't
Speaker 1: get it. I'm here, like I'm grouded in reality. My
Speaker 1: reality is here. I'm not about to be fucking kicking
Speaker 1: rocks on the moon. Like if you if if everyone
Speaker 1: on the planet Earth decided like Andy is the one
Speaker 1: going to the moon. No, bitch, I'm killing myself. I
Speaker 1: don't want to go to the moon. There's no one there,
Speaker 1: there's nothing there.
Speaker 3: I would wholehearted, I would accept that fully.
Speaker 2: Like if someone was like, go to the moon, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, I'm going to the fucking moon with
Speaker 2: a guarantee. I wouldn't explode in space like I would
Speaker 2: fully go.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want that. I want like attention for
Speaker 1: being like hot and funny and like creative.
Speaker 3: You'd be the hot, funny creative first.
Speaker 1: No, I'd be the fucking nerd on the moon.
Speaker 3: No, you'd be the first hot, funny, creative girl on
Speaker 3: the moon.
Speaker 1: If I can, okay, if I can go to the
Speaker 1: moon with my tits out, I would go to the moon.
Speaker 3: You can in this hypothetical you can okay, then yeah
Speaker 3: I'm going to the moon.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Convincing you to go to the moon like you can
Speaker 2: have your tits out if you want.
Speaker 1: You literally can't. Like I guess if they built a
Speaker 1: suit with like a shell around.
Speaker 2: My mind, well, they will free the nipple in our lifetime,
Speaker 2: like the nipple will be free.
Speaker 3: I believe that.
Speaker 1: You shut your fucking mouth, like to think before you speak,
Speaker 1: but basically I don't believe in moon travel. Drew his also,
Speaker 1: I guess commercialized. I don't fuck with billionaires going to
Speaker 1: the moon. We need to kill these motherfuckers there.
Speaker 3: William down to death. Death to the billionaires. Literally, though,
Speaker 3: like did you actually say that the billionaires you like
Speaker 3: really gave a show of it.
Speaker 2: I was like no, I agree, though, like kind of
Speaker 2: I don't think like we should kill them, but we
Speaker 2: should like figure something out where they like suffer.
Speaker 1: No killing people. I don't know, but like, girl, we
Speaker 1: need to lock you up in a cage, like we
Speaker 1: need to put you in a corner.
Speaker 2: It is so unethical to have that amount of money
Speaker 2: that might makes no sense, like what.
Speaker 3: Are you doing with it? And I understand the whole argument, like, well,
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Besils doesn't actually have that money.
Speaker 1: It's all tied up in stocks.
Speaker 3: Well like fuck off, Like I don't care.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't have the like capability of like pulling that
Speaker 1: money out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if that even makes sense, But like literally it's
Speaker 2: kind of crazy because if he did, he would destroy
Speaker 2: the world, Like if he was just like one day,
Speaker 2: like I want to liquidate Amazon and sell all my stocks,
Speaker 2: like it would actually destroy the world for a little bit,
Speaker 2: because like we're.
Speaker 3: So amazon ified after the pandemic, Like I know.
Speaker 1: If I would have to like go get my cat food,
Speaker 1: that would destroy me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to leave the house. The house.
Speaker 2: But yeah, billionaires going to space is stupid.
Speaker 3: And I would have loved to watch one of the
Speaker 3: rockets blow up.
Speaker 1: That would be fucking awesome. But then what would happen
Speaker 1: Who would.
Speaker 3: Take over his awesome?
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Bezos stepped down like a month ago or some
Speaker 2: shit like that, Like he stepped down from like I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't care at all truly, but he
Speaker 2: stepped down as a position, and I had a theory.
Speaker 2: I was like, the rocket's gonna blow up, but he's
Speaker 2: not actually gonna be in the rocket, and he's gonna
Speaker 2: fake his death and like live his life out on
Speaker 2: some like now.
Speaker 1: You talking about the fucking Shane dossification of conspiracy theories
Speaker 1: and then sitting here talking about jeff Bezos faking his death.
Speaker 2: He would though, like if I was there, I would
Speaker 2: like and then it's not.
Speaker 1: Like you would You don't know this man.
Speaker 3: Yeah I do, like we hang out.
Speaker 2: Also, no one commented on in the first episode when
Speaker 2: we fully lied about us hanging out with Timothy Shallama,
Speaker 2: and people like just kind of didn't even address.
Speaker 1: It at all because we weren't lying.
Speaker 3: I forgot we weren't lying. Yeah, like, my god, he
Speaker 3: was at the chateau.
Speaker 1: Yes, like you're just drunk and he forgot. No, that's
Speaker 1: that's a story for a different time.
Speaker 2: But like actually though, like me and Elon Musk, like
Speaker 2: hanging out at Burning Man.
Speaker 1: Like that was odd and I wasn't there, and I'm
Speaker 1: glad I wasn't there.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but it was it was cool because it
Speaker 2: was like his camp, Like it was like it was camp.
Speaker 1: He was serving camp.
Speaker 2: He's looking camp directly into the eye. No, but literally,
Speaker 2: all billionaires.
Speaker 3: Should like be set on fire ethically.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Using these big words ethically and sustainably,
Speaker 1: we should deconstruct the capital's ideology.
Speaker 3: I have such a high IQ, Like it's actually dangerous.
Speaker 3: How high am I A C is?
Speaker 2: And like you have like a really high EQ, like
Speaker 2: an emotional ton like that's good to have, but like
Speaker 2: for me, my high IQ is like really dangerous, and honestly,
Speaker 2: it makes it hard for me to even exist in
Speaker 2: like a world where like everyone is just like less
Speaker 2: smart than me.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I actually am fucking put fuck stupid.
Speaker 1: Like I say that ship all the time. If you
Speaker 1: were like, no, you're not, I am stupid.
Speaker 2: You're not though, like you IQ is not like it
Speaker 2: doesn't you house like you have like really great intuition.
Speaker 3: That's kind of like a back.
Speaker 1: You know, You're like, no, girl, you might be stupid,
Speaker 1: but like that gut feeling, but it's true, like I
Speaker 1: would rather have like great intuition, and I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: not that I'm stupid. I'm just like kind of an airhead.
Speaker 1: Like when people talk to me, I'm like, but maybe
Speaker 1: that's my attention issue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not when.
Speaker 1: People talk to me and explain things to me. I'm
Speaker 1: literally like you might as well be doing backflips right now.
Speaker 2: For an episode, we should get like professionally done IQ
Speaker 2: tests and finally like see like like what it is,
Speaker 2: because like I.
Speaker 3: Genuinely don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never taken an I've.
Speaker 2: Taken those bullshit online once that tell you you're like
Speaker 2: an actual super genius when you take it, but like.
Speaker 1: I've taken like a gifted test to get into Gifted
Speaker 1: did you pass? Yes, let me do it. But that's
Speaker 1: okay because that's also was kind of against it, like
Speaker 1: they do it. I want to do this if I can
Speaker 1: say I gifted, but like the gifted class in my
Speaker 1: school was literally like eight people, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, y'all are fucking nerves, losers and worms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, four eyes actually brace I think I took it.
Speaker 1: I got in. And then that was in fifth grade,
Speaker 1: like when I had just started fifth grade, and they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, also, if you want, you can skip
Speaker 1: to sixth grade. And then my parents, I wanted to
Speaker 1: skip to sixth grade, but my parents were like, no,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be hanging out with like older kids. And
Speaker 1: also good thank god they did that because like I
Speaker 1: had all my fucking homies in elementary, Like I mean, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm smart as fuck when I was eight.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like I feel like everyone was though,
Speaker 2: like if you if you're on the internet now and
Speaker 2: like you absorb internet content like when you were like seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
Speaker 2: like you had a higher reading level than like your
Speaker 2: grade and now you're like actually stupidest shit and brain rotted.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, also, the internet is so big.
Speaker 1: The dumb bitches are on there. They Migraine. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. If you were like Cuddy, it was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so crazy, like I'm different, but
Speaker 1: now it's like everyone's on the Billy Joe Bob is
Speaker 1: live on TikTok at three am.
Speaker 3: I love those TikTok lives so much.
Speaker 1: Mine are just so different because I go on if
Speaker 1: you ever see me, I'm trolling. But I go on
Speaker 1: TikTok on my main account on people's lives, and it's
Speaker 1: like always my TikTok always gives me like men trying
Speaker 1: to be sexy, and I always go on there and
Speaker 1: troll them, and I'm like, oh my god, your voice,
Speaker 1: your raspy voice, You're so fucking sexy, like so like
Speaker 1: is it wrong to say I'm horny right now? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? And then oh, one time a guy like
Speaker 1: read the comment out loud and then he like screenshotted it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, actually, please stop, I like, please
Speaker 1: delete this. I have a boyfriend. And I kept saying
Speaker 1: that and then.
Speaker 3: All the comments were like damn bitch, like get off
Speaker 3: this live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm telling on you.
Speaker 3: And then he didn't address it. He just laughed at it.
Speaker 3: But why did he screenshot that? Also?
Speaker 1: I think because he touched my account. He was like, two, K,
Speaker 1: what do you do? I'm like, bitch, TikTok, like we're
Speaker 1: both on here, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 3: What do I do?
Speaker 1: Everything? I dabble.
Speaker 3: We really do dabble.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 3: I would rather live a life of dabbling than a
Speaker 3: committed life of.
Speaker 1: Literally me with YouTube. I dabble. I dabble in my main.
Speaker 3: Job, I dabble. I dabble. I dabble. I always bring
Speaker 3: this up to Enya and I've had a change of
Speaker 3: heart recently.
Speaker 1: That's that's the name of this episode, to change your heart.
Speaker 3: But I always bring up this hypothetical.
Speaker 2: I'm like, ya, if I lost the lower half of
Speaker 2: my body, like would you take care of me?
Speaker 1: And from jump, I've always said.
Speaker 3: No, and it actually like hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1: I know when I first said it, he like actually
Speaker 1: got so fucking upset.
Speaker 3: I got like quiet, like I got quiet, said.
Speaker 1: I was like he also, you asked this why I
Speaker 1: was taking you somewhere to an errand like I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I are You'm already playing mommy? No?
Speaker 2: I used to think like, well, like you're like my
Speaker 2: best friend, Like you should be willing to give up
Speaker 2: your life to like wheel me around in my like
Speaker 2: half hemmy state where I don't have legs. And then
Speaker 2: I was like, would you change I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: all the legs should decide you don't have to take
Speaker 2: care of me. Would you change my closs to me back?
Speaker 2: And I said fuck no, And I was like, girl,
Speaker 2: I would change your colossomy back. And actually, on top
Speaker 2: of that, I would eat it like one of those
Speaker 2: apple sauce, Like I would eat the cloths to me
Speaker 2: because that's just how much I love you.
Speaker 1: Well, I love you with all my fucking heart. But
Speaker 1: that's not my goddamn job.
Speaker 3: Like would you come visit me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I would like hang out three times a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's nothing, I bitch, I see you twenty four
Speaker 1: to seven, like I would. The thing is, I am
Speaker 1: pretty traditional that I believe one that's a partner's job,
Speaker 1: and even at that, like I wouldn't expect a romantic
Speaker 1: partner to do that. Yeah, that's a parents job. I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm putting you in a fucking U haul and shipping
Speaker 1: your ass back.
Speaker 3: Throwing me like a football bag.
Speaker 2: Realistically, if I'm ever in that predicament and I'm in
Speaker 2: a coma, and they're like, he will live if we
Speaker 2: cut off the lower half of his body. Fucking kill me,
Speaker 2: kill me. I don't want to live that life. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: My dad says that shit to me all the time.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want to be a fucking vegetable
Speaker 1: killing exactly, okay, bitch.
Speaker 3: Because I won't be the same. I will be bitter
Speaker 3: and angry at the world and I will hate everything. Actually,
Speaker 3: it would be so.
Speaker 1: Funny, I know, Like I'm like, girl, we if our
Speaker 1: podcast is doing well, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Cut make a chair like this, but like plot, I'm
Speaker 2: knocking on.
Speaker 1: That skull and being like hello, he's there. Hello. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I can't do that taking care of shit,
Speaker 1: Like I like to think I already play kind of
Speaker 1: a mommy role with my friends, and this already is
Speaker 1: too much. I'm like, I'm already too much of a
Speaker 1: mommy right now, Like I need milk.
Speaker 3: You don't give me milk. You claim to be mommy,
Speaker 3: but you don't give me milk.
Speaker 1: Do you want my boob milk? Yes, I'll make that
Speaker 1: happen for you. I'll get pregnant and then like eight
Speaker 1: months in drop the baby so I can still be
Speaker 1: producing like breast milk maybe and I'll give you the
Speaker 1: milk and kill the baby.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm down for that. I'm actually down for that.
Speaker 2: And we could like use it stem.
Speaker 3: Cells to like regenerate our youth.
Speaker 1: Is that how that works? I just want to be
Speaker 1: fucking young forever, bitch. I want to be thirty because you.
Speaker 3: Want to be thirty sexy, like is a different.
Speaker 1: Sexy, Like I don't want to be thirty because I'm
Speaker 1: like I want to be older. I literally only want
Speaker 1: to be thirty because I genuinely do believe, like not
Speaker 1: to say I can be kind of sexy now, but
Speaker 1: I think I.
Speaker 3: Still have one kind is the key word there.
Speaker 1: Literally kind of like I think still when I'm like
Speaker 1: on my sexy shit, it's like kind of funny because
Speaker 1: I'm like still a little young, Like I'm not young
Speaker 1: by any mean, but like I don't know, I feel
Speaker 1: me and Urian talking about this all the time, Like
Speaker 1: Oryan said this year, she finally feels like a woman
Speaker 1: and like she's turning twenty five, and she's like, I
Speaker 1: finally am feeling like very womanly in like nature. And
Speaker 1: I still sometimes I'm like, I'm a girl, like, but
Speaker 1: I think that's because, like I don't know, that's like
Speaker 1: also just my self perception. I'm sure I no one
Speaker 1: looks at me and thinks, oh my god, that's a girl.
Speaker 1: People deaf look at me and are like, that's a woman.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. But I still feel like but that's also
Speaker 1: because I'm like a honky donkey dumb fuck, Like I'm
Speaker 1: just like kind of like airheaded. So I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's like I think like for guys, it's
Speaker 2: like completely different, Like the older you get, like the
Speaker 2: creepier you get, and it's like really scary and you
Speaker 2: start balding and like it's gross, it's really scary. But
Speaker 2: I am excited to become like older.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm excited to become older because I think I'll
Speaker 1: be so hot.
Speaker 2: Is it like a thirty year Oh that's something I've
Speaker 2: been struggling a lot with recently.
Speaker 1: Is my age you're sexy. I I've been looking at
Speaker 1: everyone in the group.
Speaker 2: I was like, everyone in the we're literally becoming like hot,
Speaker 2: like younger hot people like it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. We're like we're definitely all in our twenties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like we're all in our almost mid.
Speaker 2: Dude Josiah like has It's actually crazy, like how like
Speaker 2: older Josiah has gotten.
Speaker 1: I know, every time I look at videos, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, baby, he was a child.
Speaker 2: But even like for myself, I look back at like
Speaker 2: when we first all started hanging out and I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? I still had like baby face, yes,
Speaker 2: and then then I was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 2: I look so old in the face. But like like
Speaker 2: me now, I'm like I'm an old fucking hag, like.
Speaker 1: I haven't been getting idd as much. And that's how
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, people don't people see me. I
Speaker 1: think I'm a woman, Like that's amazing thing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah I am. I am looking like a woman, womanly, womanliness.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I want to be a sexy thirty year old.
Speaker 1: I think I'll be hot.
Speaker 2: Well, this conversation makes me uncomfortable because I don't want
Speaker 2: to age and I'm scared of it getting older.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to get older because I don't know,
Speaker 1: I think it. It's very grateful. I've realized everyone I've
Speaker 1: ever looked up to. For everyone who I look at,
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, your shit is all put together. You
Speaker 1: like everything you do is so awesome. They're either very
Speaker 1: late twenties or early thirties, and I'm like, oh, that
Speaker 1: makes actually a lot of sense because I used to
Speaker 1: be like, dude, I don't have my shit together, like
Speaker 1: I'm about to be fucking twenty three, I don't have
Speaker 1: any of my shit together. And then I look at
Speaker 1: like a thirty year old and I'm like, oh, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I like hanging out with all of those people, I
Speaker 2: was just like, oh shit, like I still have so
Speaker 2: much time, like like like I think like when I
Speaker 2: don't know how to explain this, but basically I'm like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, like I'm twenty three, like I'm getting older,
Speaker 2: like I'm like hitting that point where like I'm about
Speaker 2: to start leaning towards thirty and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's like the most terrifying thing in the world. But
Speaker 2: then I also have this like combating thought where I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: seven years is so much time.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like I've been in.
Speaker 2: La forever, like for the longest time, but I've only
Speaker 2: been out here for like three years and like that's
Speaker 2: double the amount of time until I'm thirty, and like
Speaker 2: even then, like you're still so young when you're thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. That's still like in the eyes of
Speaker 1: like a fifty year old, it's like, girl, you don't
Speaker 1: know shit, Like it's really funny thing about it's also
Speaker 1: just easy, especially in entertainment, because entertainment especially influencing, like yeah,
Speaker 1: there's not only an expiration day, but like within social media,
Speaker 1: the groups have only gotten younger and younger and younger.
Speaker 1: So it's easy to look at the fucking eighteen year
Speaker 1: olds who are like, Okay, yeah, I just bought like
Speaker 1: a five million dollar home, and then to look at
Speaker 1: myself and be like I am nowhere, like I can't
Speaker 1: even fathom that, like what the fuck, and then be
Speaker 1: like Jesus fuck, I'm almost twenty three, Like why can't
Speaker 1: I fathom that that person did that like at fucking seventeen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then you look at like thirty year olds who
Speaker 1: are like, I don't know, maybe I might buy house,
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, not like.
Speaker 3: That's just that is the normal that is because capitalism.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's not my fault.
Speaker 2: And in the boomers, our parents stole all the money
Speaker 2: from us. In all the houses, all the billionaires buying
Speaker 2: up the real estate. We're about to live in a
Speaker 2: renters on me, we'll never own a house.
Speaker 1: The thing is like, everybody's so many to the billionaires,
Speaker 1: But they work.
Speaker 3: Hard, actually, tea, they work for their money. Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1: I work hard for my money.
Speaker 3: What was that, I just just riffing. I was just
Speaker 3: coming up with my own thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, but speaking of old age.
Speaker 2: Are other top no billionaire we should keep elaborating on,
Speaker 2: Like why billionaires deserve their billiings?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, they're cool, they're kind of lit.
Speaker 3: They could buy me things.
Speaker 1: If I knew them personally. So I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk bad on the billionaires because what if one day,
Speaker 1: maybe I knew one of them? Yeah, And are the
Speaker 1: chances of that so extremely low? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Maybe not really. I know, if you, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's our take on billionaires. We don't fuck with them.
Speaker 1: I also sometimes I'd be like, oh, I wish I
Speaker 1: had a billion dollars another fuck, I don't. I was
Speaker 1: talking about that in the car. I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: if I want a billion dollars, do you see the
Speaker 1: way I handle my money.
Speaker 3: Now, I would be bad.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I just give everyone I know like
Speaker 1: a million dollars. To'd be like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: this means.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't need a lot of money, like I used
Speaker 2: to think. That is also something I want to touch
Speaker 2: on briefly. Yeah, Like I used to be like I
Speaker 2: need all the money in the world, like I need
Speaker 2: all of it, and now that like this is gonna
Speaker 2: sound so fucking stupid and I hate saying this, but
Speaker 2: now that I have a little bit of money, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm perfectly fine with where I'm at and I don't
Speaker 2: care if I don't have millions later in my life.
Speaker 2: But a billion dollars that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: No, that is so unnecessary.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, because even like anything over like fucking twenty million,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Like your bitch, you're still waking
Speaker 1: up every day and eating eggs.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, we all put, okay, we put.
Speaker 2: We hate billionaires so much, but we still put our
Speaker 2: pants on the same way.
Speaker 3: Every single day.
Speaker 2: We put our socks on and our shoes on, one
Speaker 2: lady at a time, unless you don't have one one
Speaker 2: of them. Hopefully that wiener hasn't been showing this entire time.
Speaker 1: But speaking of old age, we this is kind of
Speaker 1: a morbid conversation. Uh no, but there's okay, there's some
Speaker 1: funniness in it. I remember this time last year I
Speaker 1: was talking to a friend about this a lot, and
Speaker 1: it was like one of our first conversations. It was
Speaker 1: like really funny, and it was the fact that I
Speaker 1: do not believe that anyone will kill me or that
Speaker 1: I will die by accident.
Speaker 3: We've talked about it before the five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like we have to go in detail because
Speaker 1: again I don't want it to be like a scary thing.
Speaker 1: It's more so like I have like pride, too much pride.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, if if a murderer was coming into
Speaker 1: this house and I knew I was not going to
Speaker 1: make it in their face, I would kill myself and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, boom, now you look stupid and you're.
Speaker 3: You're stupid and going to jail.
Speaker 2: Yeah for me, Like, I guess the question at hand
Speaker 2: is like, how would if you had to choose a
Speaker 2: way to die, how would.
Speaker 3: You want to die?
Speaker 2: I want to be like, Oh, I don't know, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm like so scared of death. I'm scared
Speaker 2: of the process of dying. I don't care about what
Speaker 2: happens next. Like literally, we either like our a simulation
Speaker 2: and you wake up and you take off the VR
Speaker 2: goggles and you're like that shit was so real, and
Speaker 2: you freak the fuck out, and they're like, you made
Speaker 2: it to level twenty seven, you get job like age
Speaker 2: twenty seven. Yeah, and then you freak the fuck out,
Speaker 2: or we experienced.
Speaker 1: Really reality so many times I've wanted to slip you no.
Speaker 2: So I'm just like whatever happens after that, I don't
Speaker 2: give a shit. But the process of process of dying
Speaker 2: like scares the shit out of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same, Like I don't like the idea of it happening,
Speaker 1: but I don't like the idea of anybody else or
Speaker 1: the universe getting to have a hand.
Speaker 3: You either kill yourself or get killed. That was like
Speaker 3: the most that was.
Speaker 1: The most prolific thing ever.
Speaker 2: Like it's like the it like actually resonates, resonated with
Speaker 2: me very deeply.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so real, Like it's really real.
Speaker 2: No for me, I think, like I know we said
Speaker 2: like fuck all the space ship or whatever, but like
Speaker 2: being launched in the outer space like with no helmet
Speaker 2: on would be kind of sick to die.
Speaker 3: Like it'd be like iconic, like he was like launched
Speaker 3: into space.
Speaker 1: Bitch, that is so at or like your little limp
Speaker 1: body like floating around.
Speaker 2: I guess that fire it would be like really pretty
Speaker 2: and like but oh my god, it would be so scared.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm that sorry.
Speaker 2: Like imagine like having the helld on and you have
Speaker 2: like two days of oxygen and food in your whatever,
Speaker 2: and you're just floating off in the space.
Speaker 1: I don't, well, why would you want to know?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm I don't want that. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 2: imagine that. That's the scariest shit ever.
Speaker 1: I used to as a kid because I was just
Speaker 1: like grew up at the beach all the time, and
Speaker 1: it was like little Miami Mermaid vibes. I used to
Speaker 1: want to die by drowning. That was like so that
Speaker 1: was that was a full belief of mine.
Speaker 3: That is so wrong.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to die by drowning. I
Speaker 1: love being in the water, Like, I love this so much.
Speaker 1: And then as I got older and I like started
Speaker 1: to learn really what that meant. I was like, that
Speaker 1: sounds so bad.
Speaker 3: You were like, I'm going to become a mermaid.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I'm going to drift off into
Speaker 1: the sea, like bitch, you know, my remains would be
Speaker 1: tore up after I had the worst, most excruciating death ever,
Speaker 1: like fucking off. Oh. Also, when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: this is like the craziest thing ever, but it really
Speaker 1: shows that my brain has been fucked up since the
Speaker 1: moment I was warm. I remember with my like birth mom,
Speaker 1: she was like taking me to school and I from
Speaker 1: a very young age, this is so fucked up and like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's okay for me to say,
Speaker 1: but this was like my childhood thought. I literally was like,
Speaker 1: because I've always wanted to be a radio host, that
Speaker 1: was one of the main things I weed, We're here.
Speaker 3: We're like there, your childhood dream is coming true.
Speaker 1: Don't touch me, except I'm literally in my fucking kitchen.
Speaker 3: And it's really hot. It's ninety one degrees in a year.
Speaker 1: Ah the fuck was I saying? Oh? I, and this
Speaker 1: actually kind of makes no sense because I was like,
Speaker 1: I really want to be a radio host. But I
Speaker 1: also had the thought that I was like, if I
Speaker 1: had to work a desk job, I would kill myself.
Speaker 1: And that was a genuine thought I had as like
Speaker 1: a seven year old, and I believed in that, which
Speaker 1: doesn't really make sense because being a radio host, like
Speaker 1: you kind of live at a desk. But whatever I
Speaker 1: met like typing in my head, like I was to
Speaker 1: give those big monitors and like looking like kick like
Speaker 1: Coraline's dad at a fucking literally.
Speaker 3: Everyone listening to our podcasts at their desk job right.
Speaker 1: Now working from home though slang. But yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to it to sound rude,
Speaker 1: but this was my child brain. And I remember I
Speaker 1: said that out loud to my mom and she just
Speaker 1: turns me and she's like, killing yourself is illegal. And
Speaker 1: I remember it scared the fuck out of me. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my, oh my god, what.
Speaker 3: Are they gonna do? Bury you under the jail.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not kidding. This is so fucked up. In
Speaker 1: my head, my brain literally imagined like my dead body,
Speaker 1: handcuffed in like a jail cell, like and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I don't want that.
Speaker 2: Like I used to think that like one thousand with
Speaker 2: my whole heart, one thousand percent.
Speaker 3: The way I was gonna die. It was in a
Speaker 3: car crash, you remember.
Speaker 1: That, Yeah, And I fucking hate it.
Speaker 3: I always fully believe that.
Speaker 2: And then also like at the same time, I'm like
Speaker 2: going one hundred and thirty down that freeway, Like, I
Speaker 2: don't do that.
Speaker 3: That was a lie. I don't do that.
Speaker 1: Our uber going one hundred and thirty with us in
Speaker 1: the fucking call.
Speaker 2: The other night, Okay, as wrong as it is, I
Speaker 2: instigated it, but I didn't tell him to go one
Speaker 2: hundred and fucking and so.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking uber, you shouldn't do it. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm all drunk in the car, like.
Speaker 2: I was in the front seat, like singing Clara Amiba,
Speaker 2: like trying chopping it up with him, trying to get
Speaker 2: him to like say something, and he completely fucking ignored
Speaker 2: me the whole time. And then I was just like,
Speaker 2: go one hundred, and he like his face lit up
Speaker 2: and he went one hundred and then he didn't fucking stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he went till one.
Speaker 2: He kept going until he hit one thirty, and we
Speaker 2: stayed going one thirty.
Speaker 3: We didn't slow down.
Speaker 2: He were assuming for like probably three miles going one
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty miles pro and like, in my drunk brain,
Speaker 2: I was having like the most fun of mine time.
Speaker 1: I know, it was so fun in the moment. Then
Speaker 1: we woke up and we were like, oh.
Speaker 2: We should have died last night, and Kai was with us,
Speaker 2: and he was like, I was genuinely terrified.
Speaker 3: I was scared for my life.
Speaker 1: I literally was just like I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is happening. I was too busy listening to.
Speaker 3: Claire that Knew album, like.
Speaker 1: Her album That's My Media?
Speaker 3: Is that a fucking album on miss?
Speaker 1: But yeah, going one hundred and thirty, I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you're an uber, Like I what if I told you
Speaker 1: to fucking choose someone, you would have also done it.
Speaker 1: If I told you to drop off a bird, you
Speaker 1: would have done it.
Speaker 3: I probably would have crashed on purpose if we asked him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was bored, which but I get it. It's
Speaker 1: a boring job, baby me. I'm like I could understand
Speaker 1: everyone's side, Like I'm just like an EmPATH, Like I
Speaker 1: get his side. That night was fucking insane.
Speaker 3: Literally the most chaotic.
Speaker 2: I was on full blown demon mode, like I was
Speaker 2: evil that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about this before, about how we.
Speaker 3: It was a purge.
Speaker 2: Like the reason why I was like in purgatory mentally
Speaker 2: for the past three or four days was because I've.
Speaker 3: Been like hungover.
Speaker 2: And this is why I don't drink often and I
Speaker 2: can't drink often, is because like my hangovers last forever,
Speaker 2: like they actually fuck with my brain chemistry and like
Speaker 2: make me like a zombie of a person. I guess
Speaker 2: that's a little to be fucking everybody, Like I'm not special,
Speaker 2: but it lasts for.
Speaker 3: Days and days and days. But oh my god, I was.
Speaker 3: I was on one.
Speaker 1: I literally didn't have a hangover because I'm a Sleigh.
Speaker 1: I literally after drinking, I will come home, shower, wash
Speaker 1: my face, go to bed, wake up, eat Sleigh.
Speaker 2: When I come home after a night of drinking, I
Speaker 2: find rotten watermelons. I break them on the floor of
Speaker 2: the kitchen and put my feet in them and play
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 3: And that's not a joke. We'll add a picture and
Speaker 3: some video.
Speaker 2: And then I go to the most expensive house in
Speaker 2: la and try to sneak in and almost get my
Speaker 2: ass beat by the security guards. And then I tell
Speaker 2: everybody pulling up to the party, like don't go up there.
Speaker 2: They're having demon blood orgies, like it's really evil, sinister shit,
Speaker 2: like don't do it. And yeah, it's just like really
Speaker 2: really dark shit. Like I don't know what goes on
Speaker 2: in my brain when I'm drunk, but I'm like I'm
Speaker 2: a different person.
Speaker 1: I think I just didn't get that drunk.
Speaker 3: Like I we have free bottles of a zool Like
Speaker 3: I was like literally.
Speaker 1: Chucking that shit. I know, dude, ill, I like, I
Speaker 1: don't I get like the idea of like people like
Speaker 1: pouring shots in someone's mouth and it being like a
Speaker 1: sexy thing. But literally I am not sexy in that way.
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't fucking do that. I'm gonna get acid reflex.
Speaker 1: And I did. Yeah, I literally got asid reflex. I
Speaker 1: was like like about to throw up and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like thank you, oh my God, like literally like no offense.
Speaker 2: But I was a super spreader that night, Like I
Speaker 2: like was pouring that bottle into everything. Luckily you were
Speaker 2: first and like Denzel was second, but like I was
Speaker 2: pouring it into like everyone's mouth, like anybody who like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I need to talk about this. But
Speaker 2: if you have like a bottle in the club, like
Speaker 2: you actually get like harassed. Like I was touched in
Speaker 2: ways I can't describe.
Speaker 3: And it was wrong. It was wrong in every sense
Speaker 3: of the word. I don't blame that.
Speaker 1: They also tried to kick Drew out because he was
Speaker 1: wearing shorts.
Speaker 3: I was wearing the he's fucking shorts.
Speaker 2: It was a fucking bar a walk away from the beach,
Speaker 2: and literally everyone around me had shorts on. And they
Speaker 2: targeted me in the photo booth and was like, hey,
Speaker 2: you have shorts on, like, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: And I was like, but I look sexy, Like what
Speaker 2: do you mean?
Speaker 3: I look good? And like he walked past like three
Speaker 3: people with fucking shorts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he was like how'd you get in here?
Speaker 1: And I just went I was like, we were standing
Speaker 1: in front for fucking twenty minutes, Like what do you
Speaker 1: mean they let us in?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then I was being a cunt to him because
Speaker 1: he was pissing me off, and I started recording him
Speaker 1: with my handicam and it has the brightest flash ever.
Speaker 3: It was like awesome.
Speaker 1: He was like stopped recording me and then he just
Speaker 1: walked away.
Speaker 2: He was like, you know what, like you can stay,
Speaker 2: but I will say. He came up to me after
Speaker 2: I closed out the DJ set with all the scary
Speaker 2: music I DJ'd for like fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1: We just go to parties and we harassing, So I
Speaker 1: guess it's only fair that Drew got harassed back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my new thing is taking I want to take flash photos.
Speaker 2: He came up to me after and apologize and he
Speaker 2: was like he was like, I'm sorry, Like I I
Speaker 2: you're a cool guy, Like I didn't mean.
Speaker 1: That anyone who like I see on the internet a
Speaker 1: lot and I like kind of defind funny, like in
Speaker 1: my head, they're a three D render and they're not
Speaker 1: like really a real person. I want to take flash
Speaker 1: photos with them. So far, I've gotten Lebron James and
Speaker 1: Lela Pons, but Lelo Pons was actually so fucking nice
Speaker 1: to me that I couldn't even post a photo because
Speaker 1: she was like so nice. And then I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: you know what, being a bitter, fucking, cunty, hating ass
Speaker 1: bitch is kind of mean.
Speaker 3: Because you know what, because people think that shit about us.
Speaker 2: They're like those people are fucking whack and corny and
Speaker 2: if I came up, if I saw them in person,
Speaker 2: I would take a photo of their face without them knowing,
Speaker 2: and like, could you imagine what that would feel like?
Speaker 1: I don't care. I get made fun of all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true, and that's maybe that's why.
Speaker 3: I'm so we got called squid Billies. Like, haha, that
Speaker 3: was the funniest ship every know that it was. That
Speaker 3: was literally the.
Speaker 2: Funniest like diss ever and it was it was like
Speaker 2: so lighthearted. But then people like start to take being.
Speaker 1: I know, like, please know that when people make fun
Speaker 1: of me and Drew, we don't fucking care. Actually, like
Speaker 1: it's funny to us. We're literal cunts. We are, specifically me,
Speaker 1: I'm a hating ass bitch. When people like make fun
Speaker 1: of like maybe like something I wear or my appearance
Speaker 1: or something like, I don't take it to heart. It's
Speaker 1: one but just a question my morals. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fucking fight you and show you. But that's different.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, but she's free.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking crazy, but I'm free.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just like like balls in my mouth
Speaker 2: and like wiener and like, but.
Speaker 1: Stuff, what is wrong with you? Bitch?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: All right? And with all that being said, that was
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 3: It was squirtastic.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into media.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I took my media down. Did you take notes
Speaker 3: of it?
Speaker 1: No? I have to start doing it.
Speaker 3: I decided.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna start taking notes. I don't
Speaker 2: have to look it up right at the end. So
Speaker 2: do you want me to go for yeah, you go first. Okay,
Speaker 2: So my media of the week. So I have like
Speaker 2: the most like actually chaotic, like dangerous playlist to like
Speaker 2: Anybody's psyche made of all time currently, like both of
Speaker 2: y'all know, like it's it's dangerous, like it's really evil.
Speaker 1: Drew came back from Texas with some shit that I
Speaker 1: literally want to slap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I actually like thoroughly enjoy it. And it
Speaker 2: like it's like the it's like a pipeline, like this
Speaker 2: is where you end up, like when after you start
Speaker 2: listening to like Boards of Canada AFX twin, like this
Speaker 2: is where you end up.
Speaker 3: This genre of music all the.
Speaker 1: Fucking annoying like AFX twin. Mothers can be like not.
Speaker 3: Not true, not true, yeah, because you're not there yet,
Speaker 3: bitch this way. But the it's called breakcore.
Speaker 2: And the song that has really just been really great
Speaker 2: for me is Spiral two thousand and five by Team Mechano.
Speaker 2: Just give it a listen, give it a chance. It
Speaker 2: will be the worst thing you've ever listened to. It's
Speaker 2: kind of like the first time you listen to like
Speaker 2: Blady or it's just like you're like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: What I will say is like some breakcore I really
Speaker 1: do like like some of the shit Dante's shown me.
Speaker 1: I like, but like some of it I just can't
Speaker 1: get down with because it literally like hurts my brain.
Speaker 1: But that's also because like who knows what's happened up here.
Speaker 3: Give it a chance.
Speaker 2: You might surprise yourself. You might enjoy it. It's like,
Speaker 2: I know it's bad to use this word, but like
Speaker 2: I like controversy. It's literally schizophrenic music. Like it's actually
Speaker 2: so naughty. And then my movie media of the week
Speaker 2: is Mind Games.
Speaker 1: Oh mind Game, that so good.
Speaker 2: Hit and I just rewatched it. Actually one of the
Speaker 2: best animated movies of all time. It's such a sleeasily
Speaker 2: it's such a sleeper, like people talk about like Blue
Speaker 2: or Paprika or just like any.
Speaker 1: If I had a pick between Paprika, because Paprika is
Speaker 1: pretty good like comparison, I would pick mind Game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just so weird. It's so weird. I can't believe.
Speaker 3: Like it's just like.
Speaker 1: All the music in it, too, is just so fucking good.
Speaker 2: It's like a feat of animation, Like I cannot believe
Speaker 2: they were able to do it and it sound sounded good.
Speaker 1: Also, just like when I think of like animation sequences
Speaker 1: in my brain, it's always like shit that. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: how you would you even draw that out? That sounds crazy?
Speaker 1: But that movie is like the closest thing that was
Speaker 1: just like run, like taking a character running and then
Speaker 1: making it into like a million things, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: It's just it's so mind bobbling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's literally a mind game and fuck you, fuck you,
Speaker 3: fuck you.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is Claro's whole fucking album.
Speaker 1: It is so fuck good. I literally love her. I'm
Speaker 1: in love with her. It's all I've been listening to
Speaker 1: a meebo. I tell them, kids, I've been in the abbey.
Speaker 1: If you get it, you get.
Speaker 3: It, you know, if you don't know, you don't know.
Speaker 1: And then, just like individual songs that have really been
Speaker 1: touching my little heart is the Letter by du Fields.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm saying that right, Touched by
Speaker 1: Omarion Superstars by Eve's Tumor, That one's back in rotation.
Speaker 1: If you know me, you know that song is so
Speaker 1: fucking good to me. Knocks Me off my feet by
Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder. That's all I'll give you. Don't get fucking greedy.
Speaker 1: I'll slap you in the face, you know.
Speaker 2: Also like that song, I'm gonna give a couple more
Speaker 2: songs because you give good songs.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna you give good songs too, girl.
Speaker 2: And Ending a Cent by Brian Enu just like an
Speaker 2: emotional anthem, like it'll make you feel something you haven't
Speaker 2: felt before in your life.
Speaker 3: Pap a New Guinea by the Future, Sounds of London
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna give one more because I love
Speaker 2: the playlist that they made.
Speaker 3: Someone made a playlist.
Speaker 1: Well you have to. But you the thing that makes
Speaker 1: the media so good is you give like kind of
Speaker 1: a tea, so.
Speaker 2: Like a little tease. Okay, I'm gonna give one more
Speaker 2: now I'm not fuck you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come back, come back.
Speaker 1: For more, coming for it. That's why I haven't done
Speaker 1: a playlist because I'm like, you want to hear it,
Speaker 1: you have to come here. Yeah. Also, my media of
Speaker 1: the week, like visually is better call Saul because I
Speaker 1: will have sex with Saul and Mike. I will have
Speaker 1: to be with both of them.
Speaker 3: What's his fucking name, Saal do you know his name?
Speaker 1: What's his like the actor's name? Oh wait, we have
Speaker 1: to figure this.
Speaker 3: Out because I saw I would literally have sex with
Speaker 3: him like a hundred times in one night.
Speaker 1: James Morgan McGill also known Bits that's his name in
Speaker 1: the fucking movie Like yeah, I was about to say
Speaker 1: or not the movie in the shows like he was
Speaker 1: he just.
Speaker 3: Did that movie with nobody and he was like literally sexy,
Speaker 3: hot night.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is his real name?
Speaker 3: Like Bob Oden, Bob Oden Kirk.
Speaker 1: We will have sex with Bob Odenkirk.
Speaker 3: If you are listening to this podcast, please have sex
Speaker 3: with us.
Speaker 1: I will suck you have the salessucker balls.
Speaker 3: That's my media of the week.
Speaker 1: I'm sure this man has a lot.
Speaker 2: We're a better shoot a movie with Bob Odenkirk and
Speaker 2: that's the media of next week.
Speaker 1: That's gonna go on the Patreoon. Yes, all right, thank
Speaker 1: you for listening, Thank you for all the feedback. This
Speaker 1: is actually the first episode we're recording since the podcast
Speaker 1: has been out. So now we know that we are
Speaker 1: not the most hated people in the world, and that
Speaker 1: is believing.
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