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Speaker 1: Stink up in here.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna stink up in here.

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Speaker 3: It's stinking here. It's smell like fucking ship when I

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Speaker 3: lockt in.

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Speaker 2: Guys, everyone's always okay. First of all, welcome back to

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Speaker 2: emergency intercom. And second of all, everybody's always like, where's Josh.

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Speaker 2: Where's Josh. He's putting stink bombs.

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Speaker 1: Around them literally literally rotten fucking chicken while we were

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Speaker 1: out of the house. Oh hell no, that was the

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Speaker 1: scariest way, mind you, that was the scariest thing I've

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Speaker 2: It was absolutely The boyfriend is not gonna learn the

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Speaker 2: boyfriend is the baby. Okay. Also, huge, huge, huge news.

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Speaker 2: First of all, when this comes out, will be uh

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Speaker 2: I guess, oh my god, we'll still be here. The

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Speaker 2: rapture is happening tomorrow tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so by the time this will put this on

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Speaker 2: auto upload, Oh my god. Like our views dropped a lot,

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Speaker 2: but like they're about to go down.

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Speaker 1: These bitches are not getting wrapped. A lot of a

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Speaker 1: lot of people will be coming back to my staying

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Speaker 2: That's a big news. A lot of people will be gone, thankfully,

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Speaker 2: most of the people we know will be here.

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Speaker 1: The rapture sounds here. Everyone.

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Speaker 2: Our manager got married this summer, and for the first

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Speaker 2: time I had extreme fomo and I was like, damn,

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Speaker 2: Like I really I think I understand, Like I've always

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Speaker 2: been anti wedding other than I will say.

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Speaker 1: The party love is a beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Part has always been fun. I think I have an

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Speaker 2: over abundance of love.

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Speaker 1: I've realized, you know, like that bisexual and your baby. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Oh never mind, what was I gonna say? Oh, but

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Speaker 2: weddings look so fun? Like that was like.

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Speaker 1: Huge, No, Like the wedding I went to was literally

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Speaker 1: like I was just talking about it last week. Like

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Speaker 1: partner's life and all of them being being in the

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Speaker 1: same room and like key King for one night and well,

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Speaker 1: I think doing Molly.

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Speaker 2: A lot of my like anti wedding thing comes from

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Speaker 2: any family gathering is absolutely nothing but becoming a ref

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Speaker 2: out a chuck e cheese full of like instead of kids,

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Speaker 2: like or I guess because parents fought at y'all's chuck

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Speaker 1: The conversations about waffle House, but let's talk about chuck

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Speaker 1: Chucky Cheese brawls.

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Speaker 2: Why were you selling beer at Chucky Cheese.

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Speaker 1: Broing over that fucking ticket munching machine, like bitch, I

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Speaker 1: was throwing bows to get to the front, like I wanted,

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Speaker 2: Loved the electrocut machine. Yeah, like my parents should have

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Speaker 4: You want.

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Speaker 1: To know when my eating disorder started? Was the chuck

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Speaker 1: E cheese Ferris Will Why I was too heavy. No,

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Speaker 1: I was too heavy. I was too old and too heavy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how old were you?

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Speaker 1: Seventeen?

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Speaker 2: You're so annoying. I thought you were gonna say seven.

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Speaker 2: I was like, how fucking big were you? Like? Not

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Speaker 1: I was Tubby Custard. What were you like?

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Speaker 1: Me and Kyrad just talking about six seven.

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Speaker 2: I still I don't know where that came from.

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Speaker 1: It's from you, But yeah, I was Tubby Custard. And

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Speaker 1: my older brother one time, like we were floating in

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Speaker 1: he's like, your love handles are spilling out of your

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Speaker 1: he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. I won and I

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Speaker 1: get my dad's role X literally that don't call me fat,

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Speaker 2: I mean, so don't say the truth to you because

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Speaker 1: Like whoa what I famously have become a bottom?

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Speaker 2: Well I actually love that bottom. That makes me happy.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, weddings, I don't think I can fuck with

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Speaker 2: weddings because, yeah, my family getting together and they're out

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Speaker 2: that's literally too much. But yeah, a wedding would be

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Speaker 2: a bunch of weddings, you know what, It says a

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Speaker 2: was her and all her friends. To me up here,

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Speaker 2: that is a wedding, Like that's your family. But not

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Speaker 2: that I don't love my family. I'll always choose my family,

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Speaker 2: but like my chosen family is tul lit too too lit.

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Speaker 2: I literally got like all star draft, like I got

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Speaker 1: It's the energy you put out into the world comes

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Speaker 2: Ten No, it's actually I'm a great liar. I'm an

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Speaker 2: And that's why I don't feel wandful for being so giving,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, got you fifty dollars. Stop stop, I got another

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Speaker 1: twenty five get away? Hi.

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Speaker 2: Why are you just letting him do that?

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Speaker 3: Because I have to.

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Speaker 2: It's put him in the negatives.

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Speaker 3: It's cool. It's reparations for gay people.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the gay holocaust is coming according to Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I really like guys, I banished that word. I banished that.

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Speaker 2: I actually I banished that sentence. I banished that sentiment.

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Speaker 2: You're giving the gay shit on my phone? Are you putting? Stop? Bro?

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Speaker 2: My algorithm is gonna get all fucked up now, Drew

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Speaker 2: just put grinder on my phone.

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Speaker 2: I love screaming, like really scared. I've just been screaming

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Speaker 2: on the plane. Have I said this to you? My god?

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Speaker 2: I haven't showed this to you. So I was in

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Speaker 1: Really, I really love you know. That's the thing is,

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Speaker 2: Like every time I go, I meet great people. I

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Speaker 1: That whole day was so like I know it started.

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Speaker 1: I got the buzzballs as a surprise for Anya because

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Speaker 1: A bitch ass ho like, yeah, if you have panic attacks,

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Speaker 1: you're a bitch ass birthless bro.

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Speaker 2: You're mad. Week You're mad.

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Speaker 1: We two bitches that have panic attacks. Somebody who had.

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Speaker 2: Panic attacks every night while in London.

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Speaker 1: I went through Zanni withdrawals. Dear my SATs, I.

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Speaker 2: Wish I had xanax while I was in London.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Mexico.

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Speaker 2: But anyways, continue, No, I actually wouldn't take a xanax

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Speaker 2: because I'm like not even in like a a like masochistist,

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Speaker 2: well a masochistic way. I genuinely think it is so

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Speaker 1: I'm like like, oh, you literally riot and you're riot

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Speaker 2: So that was just making me laugh, Like what but

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Speaker 2: thankfully you don't do all that. You have like very

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very peaceful.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: But then when we got inside, so I basically I

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Speaker 2: this is sad, this is hard to watch your friend

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Speaker 2: go through this, whatever, whatever, and I'm we get into

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Speaker 2: corner store, candy, Chips, Soda, TV, I Pad, Postmates, get

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Speaker 2: to watch your tiktoks on your phone, Yeah, look through

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Speaker 2: my likes. And then we got in and when you

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Speaker 2: like you were back to like it. Dude, I couldn't

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Speaker 2: tell what was happening. Because you were like you laughed

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Speaker 1: It literally was given like broke, like.

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Speaker 2: I bet very quickly. I was like, Okay, he's he's home,

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Speaker 2: he's still here.

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Speaker 1: He's back. Where'd you go?

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Speaker 3: Where?

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Speaker 2: We're really scared of that fucking something? I kind of

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Speaker 1: Was like, you know, it was that ship all the time.

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Speaker 1: Well that's the thing, is what like what I can

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Speaker 1: distill it down to, Like it was so much more.

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Speaker 1: It was so much more than this. No, it's it

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Speaker 1: just very existential, very quickly, and it was just all

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Speaker 1: because of a fucking pink ginger ale. Yeah, pinky drink.

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Speaker 1: That's stinky, pinkity.

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Speaker 2: Stinky pinky.

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Speaker 1: But I bought it. I ended up buying it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: and you did a photo shoot with it and sert shit.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: I was on my phone and I looked over to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well well no, we did a photo shoot. But

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Speaker 1: it tells a story if you really like think about it.

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Speaker 1: I find this video, but yeah, fuck that pink drink,

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Speaker 1: but it kind of gives lean Loki. Also, these are

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Speaker 1: my robotic labuobhos I got on Canal Streets. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I haven't showed the people yet, but they they walk

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Speaker 1: and they're like demonic.

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Speaker 3: Oh. I was doing this for thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the whole episode.

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Speaker 2: I love the can I have the pink one.

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Speaker 1: This is my rare one.

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Speaker 2: I know I'm the one who wanted a La boo

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Speaker 2: boo because you said you got it for me. No,

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Speaker 2: then give me the shirt I got you back.

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Speaker 1: You give me the ship you got me back. If

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Speaker 1: you want to give me, if you want to give

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Speaker 1: me the ship, you want to give me I'll take

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Speaker 1: it right back from you, because I will give you

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Speaker 1: what you want to get.

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Speaker 2: I'll get more share. I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 1: Just give me my shiite exactly. Associated I don't know

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Speaker 1: where I was just now, where'd you go?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Please mute it.

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Speaker 2: It's like, really, I'm not kidding. I love it so much.

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Speaker 2: It's like this to me is like the monkey machine

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Speaker 2: at Chuck e Cheese.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: At Charlie Kirk's memorial, Donald Trump said he's announcing the

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Speaker 2: new iOS update to cure autism tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, you and Kai are gonna be healed.

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Speaker 3: I mean, girls, sound good for the American economy, honestly, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's like autistic people are a pretty big part.

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Speaker 1: Of our Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's like literally, yeah, small businesses boom, your big business.

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Speaker 1: He's helping them. Hell open open AI challenge, like all

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Speaker 1: of those people are no no, no.

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Speaker 2: No, no no no, don't confuse evil for autistic. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: did you see that At his memorial, Trump just like

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Speaker 2: you know what it is is because he wasn't getting

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Speaker 2: cheers and he doesn't understand humans are people, and he

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Speaker 2: any planet is going to clap and cheer.

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Speaker 1: Us as a platform is crazy.

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm like, that's insane. I mean, actually it's

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Speaker 2: fucking amazing and perfect and ideal, like ideally that I

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Speaker 1: Wish it just like he brings out Addison Ray Brice Hall.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, he brings out Brice Hall to

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Speaker 2: But yeah, he announced that. Wait, oh wait, but if

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Speaker 1: And guys, I really have been having religious psychosis every

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Speaker 1: I don't believe in the rapture, but like I just

440
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 1: start thinking and praying.

441
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 2: I will admit the Rapture did have me a bit.

442
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 2: I mean it was like right off the press of

443
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 2: like the recession and like me becoming a mother at

444
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 2: the age of nine, so like, oh my god, I

445
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 2: was like who five years into adulthood, and this is it.

446
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,640
Speaker 3: I get to just understand how humans. It's really weird

447
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 3: to me, how superstitious we are. Because people will give

448
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 3: me some sort of I'll like explain how like a

449
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,479
Speaker 3: piece of technology works, and I'm like, I don't understand that,

450
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 3: or that doesn't really I don't, it doesn't absorb into me.

451
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 3: But then I remember, I feel like I still have

452
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 3: the same brain as I did when I was a

453
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 3: teenager and they said that twenty twelve was gonna happen.

454
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 1: I just believe a little more dementia.

455
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: Well you were a bit older, you were older much

456
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: all the same brain back then I was. I was

457
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 2: turning thirteen, and I was like, Forrick, like, I'm just

458
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: don't have any.

459
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,439
Speaker 3: Seven years ago, seven years ago, I'm twine.

460
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm twenty. I like am trying to remember.

461
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: The only memory I have of the twenty twelve rapture

462
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: was like talking about it on the playground with my friends.

463
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: Like after playing with like POGs.

464
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 2: By then I did have on you were playing with.

465
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: POGs, yeah, like became like a thing like a decade

466
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: later at my school.

467
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 3: You're playing with POGs pawg Yeah, pog.

468
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 2: I think I like had access to the Internet, but

469
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 2: not to the capacity that I could like go on

470
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 2: Twitter yet, and people were being funny about it. I

471
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 2: think I saw some people being funny about it, but

472
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 2: like every now and then I would see like some

473
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 2: sort of posts that genuinely sent a bit of fear

474
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 2: in me. So I did. I did stay up. I

475
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 2: remember saying up till midnight. But also I had an

476
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 2: older sister who was like fifteen sixteen, and she was

477
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 2: really talking it up, like obviously like it was stupid.

478
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 2: But I think, just in my OCD brain, I was like,

479
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 2: I don't know, usually when that many people think something

480
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 2: is stupid, it might be important.

481
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: What was it like the end of the Mayan calendar?

482
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: Is that what?

483
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 3: It didn't go past? That? I remember vividly.

484
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 2: Also, I was like, it's like the Simpson No Shade

485
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 2: the world could have ended. I saw something about like.

486
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: An alternate timeline, different dimension.

487
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 2: What were you gonna say?

488
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 3: I sawry Oh, I remember vividly, which is this is

489
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 3: impressed because I was only four going to bed that

490
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 3: night the night of twenty twelve, Dude.

491
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 2: I'm not actually like, wait, we're talking about the ninth

492
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 2: like nineteen eighty one.

493
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,679
Speaker 3: Now I wasn't even alive, I even have phones.

494
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,360
Speaker 2: How would you know.

495
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 3: About Well, so this is somewhat earlate. I realized that

496
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 3: when we were in I was just on tour from

497
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 3: my amazing dj SA tour.

498
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: It was amazing.

499
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 3: It was amazing, and I actually I feel like my

500
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 3: eyes were opened a little bit because I was dreading

501
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 3: going to like Middle America for some of the shows.

502
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 3: It was beautiful.

503
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this country like not on some like c

504
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 2: K shit, like hell fucking no, but like this country

505
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 2: does have like so many beautiful aspects of it, one

506
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 2: being like the land itself, it's like gorgeous. Even when

507
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 2: it gets kind of ugly, there's something really pretty about it.

508
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 3: It's like, oh yeah, so much of it is really pretty.

509
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 3: But we were in I forget which airport, and there's

510
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 3: no thirteen gate at the airport. It goes from twelve

511
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 3: to fourteen.

512
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 1: And in hotels that go past the thirteenth floor.

513
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 2: The thirteenth floor, Oh, I didn't know that.

514
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if it's in every elevator, but.

515
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 2: I'm pretty or I don't think like in Europe, I

516
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 2: feel like I've never seen such a lot.

517
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: I've been in hotels that don't have thirteenth floors though, yeah.

518
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 2: Same, wait, I want to look that up, but keep

519
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 2: going by.

520
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't know. I was just I was like,

521
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 3: that's I never noticed that.

522
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: And I think did you notice it from being in

523
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,679
Speaker 2: so many airports or did someone tell you?

524
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 3: I think we just heard Gate was like fourteen or something,

525
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 3: and I was like, why does it go from twelve

526
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 3: to fourteen? But it's just it's really stupid, I think

527
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 3: because it doesn't there's no reason for us to actually

528
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 3: care about the number thing.

529
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: I am like a very superstitious person, but I think

530
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: it's just like undiagnosed mental issues.

531
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, hotels don't have thirteenth floors. The floor

532
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 2: doesn't exist.

533
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: Can you believe that? I bought Viper the Rapper concert

534
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 1: tickets and then like two days later it came out

535
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 1: that he was harboring women in his garage just chained up.

536
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 2: I am crazy. I get I get crazy both Psycho

537
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: like go crazy.

538
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: No. Me and you were talking the other day yesterday

539
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: and we were I wish it was recorded because it

540
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: was literally like the funniest conversation we've ever fucking had.

541
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 2: How did it start? It was?

542
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: It started with me like saying, like if you were actually,

543
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: if you were genuinely religious, like if you if you

544
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: looked at if you viewed the world, that if you sinned,

545
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna spend eternal damnation in hell. You're gonna be

546
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: tortured every single day.

547
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 2: Ever lived in like an eternity like that.

548
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: We we can't even comprehend how much exactly. So it's

549
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: like it's like, so I'm going to be tortured every

550
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: single day of my life because I kiss boys like

551
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: that's that's what it's gonna give. And then you're a

552
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: bottle and satry. You do more than no, no, no,

553
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: no no, you do a lot more like you.

554
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 2: Were saying, is like if that's what people really.

555
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: Well no, I know, like no, I know what I was.

556
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: I was saying what you were saying, But like if

557
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 1: if they truly, truly, truly, truly in their like with

558
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: their entire hearts, believed that I was going to be

559
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,479
Speaker 1: tortured for the rest of my life like you would

560
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: one hundred percent, like be begging on your hands and

561
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 1: knees for me to stop.

562
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 2: Stud like dude, and people actually thought that, and it

563
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 2: wasn't more than just like projection and like insecurity of

564
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 2: like self or lack thereof self or lack of understanding

565
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 2: of a possible self. It wasn't that, and you actually

566
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 2: thought someone was going to burn, Like I was saying that,

567
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 2: You're like, dude, all the people who are homophobic in

568
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 2: your life would be like.

569
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: Like, don'g dag judge ros, don't take try unnecessary battles.

570
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: But yeah, you were saying because you kissed boys, but

571
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 2: you do so much more than that. And that's the issue,

572
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 2: is that, like you you cross that line a long time, like.

573
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: A coke and bump balley at the Animal Oh my.

574
00:28:55,320 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 3: God, when it really called bump balley. Yeah, and that's

575
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 3: a place where straight people hanging out. I'm assuming, yes.

576
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: Only straight people right right, Yeah, I'm like Charlie XCX

577
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: because you're always on gay people but like doing bums.

578
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, I did have an epic fail last week.

579
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: What happened actually like oh wait, oh my god, it's

580
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: actually it's literally fucking mortifying, like it is. It is

581
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: the most mortifying thing that's ever happened to me in

582
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: my entire life. I think, and like I don't even

583
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: I promised myself I wasn't going to put this into

584
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: the universe because it is so humiliating, and like I

585
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: can recognize that I was. So I went to Largemount

586
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: Wine and Cheese and I got a sandwich and I

587
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: was getting me and Mason sandwiches before we like hung

588
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: out and just like did our little thing went and

589
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: played basketball. Well, I'm there and as I'm walking in,

590
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: there's like a dude out front, like the kind of

591
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: losing his mind, like like is really aggressive, like yelling

592
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: like whatever. But I just like walked past him. He

593
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: had a sandwich already and he was just like eating

594
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: a sandwich, but he was kind of like just like

595
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: a little like agro like he was he was heightened,

596
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: and I just like walked past him and went inside.

597
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: And then a young woman walks in after me and

598
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: is just standing in line behind me. And then this

599
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: dude that was really aggressive out front walks in and

600
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: like starts like getting really really close to her and

601
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: is like talking to her, and like I was reading

602
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,479
Speaker 1: the situation as like they are complete strangers in this

603
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: like man is just like interjecting yeah, and like he

604
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: starts like what really set it off for me was

605
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: he started talking about like poisoning animals and like rat

606
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: poison and all of this stuff. So I was like,

607
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: and I thought, this woman like looked vis visibly uncomfortable,

608
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: So like, what I.

609
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 3: Did, you call the police?

610
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: What I did is I just walked between them and

611
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: put myself in between them and was looking at cheese,

612
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I like she was here,

613
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: he was here, and I was just looking at cheese,

614
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: and I was like okay. But then this guy is

615
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,239
Speaker 1: like talking through me at her and it's still like

616
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: saying just like really bizarre things to this girl. And

617
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: then I like back up and like the space was created,

618
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, that's like that's all that

619
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: needed to be done. Well, Like he like gets up

620
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: in her face again and starts talking to her a

621
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: lot about just random shit, and like it was the

622
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: stories he was telling was really sad, and I was like,

623
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: all this like is like a whatever. But I like

624
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: she's like kind of like whispering and like really really

625
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: like visibly like uncomfortable. At least that's how I was

626
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: reading it. So I just tell her, I'm like, hey,

627
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: like you can just go in front of me, and

628
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: I'll just like stand here, and then he stays there.

629
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: She goes in front of me, and now there's like

630
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: a lot of distance created and I'm like, okay, everything's good.

631
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: And then he gets like really really close again to her,

632
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: so I like get between them, and I look at

633
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: a bag of chips and like, I mean, I'm like

634
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: literally just like blocking this guy from getting as close

635
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: to this woman as possible. And then all of a sudden,

636
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: she goes, Michael, come here, like, Michael, you can come here.

637
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: And so they knew each other the whole fucking time,

638
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: and I just looked like an asshole, like and that's

639
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: what I get for trying to like white. I just look,

640
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: I really wanted to cry. I was so embaired, Like

641
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: look how red I.

642
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 2: Am before or after the uber incident?

643
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: Uh, this was way before this is like this is

644
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: like a week after.

645
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I woke up the next day

646
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 2: after that uber incident, and I was like, why did

647
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 2: I yell like that? But I was like, no, he

648
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 2: was being so fucking scary that uber, at least to me,

649
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: and I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks. He

650
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 2: was being so scary to me.

651
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: But that's star.

652
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: Don't y'all, don't smire screaming.

653
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: That's literally what I get for trying to protect women.

654
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you just shouldn't protect You should do

655
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 2: the bystander thing, the bystander effect where you're like, surely

656
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: somebody else.

657
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: Will figure yeah, yeah, but I was. I was literally

658
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: fucking mortified.

659
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 2: I will say, I'm like, it's not as humiliating because

660
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 2: thank god you didn't say anything. Yeah, they were like

661
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 2: I thought.

662
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: When you were like, oh, I girl, are you okay?

663
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 2: I thought when you said you, I thought you were

664
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 2: gonna be like, hey, are you are you like okay?

665
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 2: Like are you comfortable? Like I thought you were gonna

666
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 2: say no, no, no, no, no no. I think that's way

667
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 2: better you looking at cheese between But.

668
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: Then I saw then I saw him at the farmer's

669
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: market next door talking to four other women, and that

670
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: girl was nowhere to be seen. So like I think

671
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: they like and he had like he had come up

672
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: to several women in the store and just started conversations

673
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: with him. So I think he was just like talking

674
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: to women, and like I think she just like felt

675
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: comfortable with him or something. I don't know, but.

676
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 2: Maybe they were like homies catching a bite and he's

677
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 2: just like on the prowl. Yeah, he like really wants

678
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 2: to bay And I mean it's.

679
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 1: Cuffing season now, is cuffing season? My gosh, guys, Oh

680
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: oh my god.

681
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 2: Wait.

682
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: I had a bunch of mortifying fucking moments. I had

683
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: another one at the gym literally right after that. No, no,

684
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: it was it was right before that. I was at

685
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 1: the gym and I'm like, I finished my workout, I

686
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: go to the locker room and I see this guy.

687
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: He's a very social guy and he's like just talking

688
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: to like strangers in the locker room, which I like, literally,

689
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, like I admire that quality in people so

690
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: much that they can just go up and talk to strangers.

691
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: And but it like the locker room is like every

692
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: everyone was like fully clothed. I know, I'm still like,

693
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: but it was I just like admire that and it's

694
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: like maybe not in the locker room, but just like

695
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: an others in.

696
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: General, like people being like just open enough to be

697
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 2: people being normal.

698
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, people being normal, and like being able to like

699
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: start a conversation, Yeah, start a conversation with someone, and

700
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: it like is it just feels natural and it doesn't

701
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: feel forced and weird and creepy like I anytime I

702
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,439
Speaker 1: start a conversation with a stranger, I literally like give

703
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: creep like I give creepy.

704
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 2: Vibes like I know, no matter where it is, like.

705
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: It's like my eyes glaze over.

706
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 2: It, like I do shit that's like feels oh my god.

707
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 2: Actually I did something that felt really creepy recently, by accident.

708
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 2: I was driving and there was this girl on a

709
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 2: like corner waiting to cross, and but her outfit was

710
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 2: really cute and like she just looked really put together,

711
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 2: and I like, I like slowed down a bit and

712
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 2: I put my window down. I was like, you look

713
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 2: so good, like I said that, and she like I

714
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 2: could see as I was drawing about. I was like,

715
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 2: oh my god, I forget that, like a car is

716
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 2: not just like some glass box you're driving. In her head,

717
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 2: she probably thought she was about to get abducted. Yeah, Like,

718
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 2: so when I put down my window, because it was

719
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 2: I it wasn't a stop sign or anything. It was

720
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 2: just like slow traffic. So I was like, oh, I

721
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 2: could just slow down a bit and say something to her.

722
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 2: And as I like slowed my car down. I could

723
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 2: see her body tense up and like look forward, and

724
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 2: when I said it, she was like like this to me,

725
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god. I literally seemed

726
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 2: like a creep who was gonna fucking kill and kidnap.

727
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 2: Like it wasn't slow traffic, it was a normal road.

728
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 2: And I went from like normal speed to like slowing

729
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 2: down and putting my window dows.

730
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: Sometimes I forget I am a grown ass man with

731
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 1: a mustache, and like when I'm like I was in

732
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: like the Happy nine nine store and like this girl

733
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: like tried on one of the dresses and I was like,

734
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: oh my god, like you look so good to her,

735
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: like in the dress, and then I realized, like I

736
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 1: was like, like this is not one of my girlfriends,

737
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 1: Like this is not one of my girls. I give

738
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: like kind of straight like if.

739
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 2: You like a loan out in the world speed. It

740
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 2: is so daring that guy see you, like you look

741
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 2: so good, Like wow, I think.

742
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 3: It in like a little universe, be a guy that

743
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 3: lives in Bushwick. Yeah, that's like hitting on girls.

744
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I made it super gay. I was like,

745
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 1: oh that. I was like that's fearce, Like you look good.

746
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: I like up my gay when I'm around women, so

747
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 1: they don't think I'm.

748
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 2: Like anytime Drew feels like a woman might assume he's straight,

749
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 2: he just suddenly is like, yeah, queen, yes, queen.

750
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: But this guy at the gym, like he was talking

751
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 1: to everybody in the locker room, but he wasn't talking

752
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: to me. And I was like kind of like, I

753
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: guess I like don't have it, and I guess I don't

754
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: put good energy into the world. Whatever. And then I shower,

755
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: get dressed, go wait for my car and he's also

756
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: there waiting, and he like sits here and I sit

757
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: here on one of those benches and he like looks

758
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: at me and he's like, oh my gosh, that track

759
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: suit's like so cute. It was like the Tavia like

760
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: mad Happy, Yeah, Friends with Animal, Friends with Animal, mad

761
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: Happy tracksuit. He was like, that's so cute, that's so cute,

762
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: Like where'd you get it? And I was like, oh,

763
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 1: it's like mad Happy and oh it was.

764
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 2: Actually a limited run. You're never going to be able

765
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: to fucking own this year. He's a shit turn around.

766
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: No literally, but no, we just like started having like a.

767
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 2: That's how people think I talked to us.

768
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is how you talk about.

769
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 2: I mean, I just can't help it. I hate people

770
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 2: and he.

771
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: Just hates everyone. But he like complimented my outfit and

772
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: then we just kind of like start talking. He asked

773
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: me what I do. I asked him what he does,

774
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, I'm like an entertainment lawyer. And

775
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: he's like, if you ever need contracts looked over for

776
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 1: your podcast, let me know. And I was like yeah, yeah, haha.

777
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 1: And then my car pulls up and then I see

778
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 1: his hand like kind of floating like here, like fisted up,

779
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: and like I'm like walking away. I'm walking away, and

780
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: then I like look at his hand. He looks at

781
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: his hand, he looks at me, and then I just

782
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: like I just completely ignore it and I just walk

783
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: to my car. And then I get to my car

784
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: and I look back and I see him go. I know,

785
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: I know, I know. It was so sad and I

786
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: and I didn't do it intentionally. I just couldn't. He

787
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: held it so close to his body, the fist bump,

788
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: like why you're supposed to put it out, Like put

789
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: the fucking fist bump out. Don't like make me come in.

790
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 2: Here, make me come into your bubble on your bubble.

791
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: Don't make me drink alone. Oh my god, but yeah,

792
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: that was absolutely mortifying back to back, just like.

793
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 3: Can you take me back to your special gym so

794
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: you can get in the sana. Yeah, cool, that's it,

795
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 3: and continue. It's just like I want.

796
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: You to, like when you put the toll on, like

797
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: wrap it so tight around your waist that I can

798
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: see that in the brant of your winter and the.

799
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 3: Towel me doing the like signal to you, yeah, open

800
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 3: it or whatever.

801
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you just kind of like play with your

802
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: towel here, you like tap your foot or you like

803
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: make eye contact, like okay, cool. Yeah, well I'll teach

804
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: you how to cruise.

805
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 3: Let's pour a buzzball into the hot rocks.

806
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,919
Speaker 1: Yes, and get everybody, dude, Oh my god, oh my god.

807
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: I just like made me think about something I was

808
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: doing when I was literally fucking fifteen sixteen years old.

809
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: I got gin and I put it in a two

810
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: liter soda bottle and then I grabbed the like an

811
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: empty bottle, so it was just gin and it was

812
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: like this amount of gin in the bottom, and then

813
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: I screwed the lid in and then I put a

814
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: bike pump through the top of the uh lid and

815
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: then I hot glued it so it was a perfect seal,

816
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: and then I pumped a lot of air into the

817
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: bottle and then when you twist the cap off, it

818
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: vaporized the alcohol. And I would.

819
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 2: Like like there, you're like.

820
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: I swear, I swear to fuck you God. Well is

821
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: it didn't drink? It doesn't get you drunk at all?

822
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: It really it didn't. It didn't do anything for I

823
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: was literally vaporizing.

824
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 2: I thought I got you drunk. I was like, oh

825
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 2: my god, we need to try that and then we

826
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 2: can like go even further with the vape thing.

827
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 3: And make Yeah, I guess it makes sense that you

828
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 3: wouldn't get drunk or else. Alcohol vapes would definitely have

829
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 3: been a thing.

830
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 2: That's gross, that's pushing it, because to me, the real

831
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: joy in drinking. I think the reason I couldn't be

832
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 2: an alcoholic is because to me, if I'm going to drink,

833
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 2: I want to go somewhere and like be somewhere cute

834
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,760
Speaker 2: and like look cute, and then I'm down to get drunk.

835
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 2: Like it's very rare. I'm just like, let's go. Actually,

836
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 2: not even rare. I don't go to bars and shit

837
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 2: like that unless I'm already.

838
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: Let it off. Low pressure is moving into like a

839
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: low pressure front, like triggering a face change through the nose.

840
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: You say, I think, Yeah, I don't even care about

841
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 3: going somewhere cute. I'll literally do it alone.

842
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 4: Wait.

843
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 3: Wait, drinking.

844
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: I mean when I first moved to La Like, literally, guys,

845
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: we make a lot of drinking jokes, and they're not well,

846
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: they're not Joe.

847
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 3: You guys are joking, They're not. I'm not joking often.

848
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: No, I have kind of like caught myself slipping a

849
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,320
Speaker 1: little bit. I'm like, I like never in my life

850
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: ever thought about drinking, like for like the last five years,

851
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: and now I'm like, I like it would be nice

852
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: to have a drink at dinner or like, oh, I'm

853
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: like excited for weekend because I can have a drink.

854
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, hell no, that's like that's a

855
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: slippery fucking slow for me and my DNA. Like I

856
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: need to be careful. I need to be careful. Granted,

857
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: I'm not drinking to blackout like I was when I

858
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: was twenty two.

859
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 2: I think that's the primary issue is like.

860
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 4: Not.

861
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 2: Obviously, it's good to keep an eye on how often.

862
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 2: But to me, it's also like.

863
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: Like New York crazy was crazy, Like New York was,

864
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,959
Speaker 1: New York was a well crowdy.

865
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 2: He went out out one night and then we would

866
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: have dinner with friends we were in town with, so

867
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 2: he would have a drink at dinner.

868
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: Which is that's what you're We were there for life.

869
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 3: I was genuinely waiting to hear about a crazy like

870
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 3: five day bender.

871
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 2: No, we were there for like three days.

872
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 1: We were there for five days, and I drank every

873
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: single day, and that's not normal for me. They'll make

874
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: fun of me and my alcoholism.

875
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make fun of you. I'm trying

876
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 2: to like let you know that, like you're you might

877
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 2: have a hyperfixation on it because of like your fear

878
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 2: of a lack of control, but you have actually so

879
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 2: much self control. And I believed, and I believed if

880
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 2: we lived in a wet country, we wouldn't have such

881
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 2: a weird relationship.

882
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 4: With my country right there, thank you what swamp yes,

883
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 4: swamp couder, swamp country, my own swamp country's.

884
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: And I'm bushwhacking in that swamp country.

885
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 2: No, you can't. It's like the Everglades. The bushes are dying.

886
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 2: The bushes are dying.

887
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's pythons taken over.

888
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 3: True, if you wax your privates enough, you stop growing

889
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 3: here there.

890
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 1: I don't know.

891
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 2: I've ironically like I need a fucking bush.

892
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 1: Stop shaving your bush.

893
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,399
Speaker 2: You need it, you know, on ironically you need it

894
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 2: for like it is there for a goddamn fucking reason.

895
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 2: It is there to protect you. It is there to

896
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 2: like protect from like friction burn, it's from bacteria.

897
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 3: Like I don't say that.

898
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: Yukeyyy, no hate.

899
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:59,439
Speaker 2: If you were ball your own volition, be free fill

900
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 2: the window on your fucking.

901
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 1: Skin, period. But a hairy ass man with a fucking

902
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: shaved bush is the scariest thing and like god willing,

903
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: I know, haunting, spooky, real fucking creepy.

904
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 2: You know, when there's those random murders that people just

905
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: can't put their fingers on and they're like, this obviously

906
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 2: has to be a murder of passion, but we just

907
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 2: don't understand. That would be me if I started seeing

908
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: somebody and we were like cooking up and it was

909
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 2: good sacks, and then one day he showed up with

910
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: a bald dick.

911
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 3: You would kill him over that, fucking.

912
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 2: Bludgeon him to death? Oh dare you?

913
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: Oh well, the lugend is like it is really really really.

914
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 3: I keep waxing and I'm hoping that it'll stop coming back.

915
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 2: I've never gotten.

916
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 3: Imagine me getting wax my between my privates and yeah,

917
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 3: you're like this like on the Yeah, they're changing me

918
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 3: like a.

919
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: Bottomless slip out.

920
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 2: You guys don't recognize each other as humans, So do

921
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 2: you imagine each other when you like talk like that?

922
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 3: No, actually, I don't see.

923
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 2: That's why every time y'all say that I have such

924
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 2: like I can really like my mind is a scary place,

925
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 2: that's what you can't.

926
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, see, I don't like I don't see a visual that.

927
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 2: My brain works like fucking like, Yeah, I haven't used

928
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 2: AI the way any other human has. It's because how

929
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 2: I got it up here, and it's really scary, Like

930
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 2: I know I know the future of AI because look

931
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 2: at me, like people have a lot. It's like I

932
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 2: am like, oh.

933
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 3: My god, are you claiming that you're the first I

934
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 3: have become AI.

935
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 2: No, it's literally like you're basically asking, like a psychopath

936
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 2: to be let free. Like there's a psychopath that lives

937
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: in me, but I'm just really good at keeping her

938
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 2: at bed.

939
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 1: Give the kids buses.

940
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 2: The end of my rant. Last night outside we were

941
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 2: just talking about America and what's happening.

942
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: We're really talking crazy.

943
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 2: We were going in I want kay Sanat to like

944
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 2: help me give buses to Miami Dade County.

945
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: I don't remember how it got there.

946
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 2: Oh, basically, I was like, everybody is talking about this shit.

947
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 2: It's like it it gets it's just getting so big.

948
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: Everything is getting so big, and it sucks to watch

949
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 2: because I think it's easy to lose faith. And then

950
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 2: everyone's putting their anger in places that I don't know

951
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 2: that are necessarily beneficial. And I'm like, guys, there aren't

952
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 2: enough buses in Miami Dade County to take the kids

953
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 2: to school. Kids are melting in the humidity, the windows

954
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 2: being opened on the bus. It doesn't do it.

955
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: It's not not cutting it anymore, especially with global warming.

956
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: It's warm, it's.

957
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 2: Hot, and like, kids aren't also going on field trips anymore,

958
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 2: at least in Miami Dade County. I'm saying that because my.

959
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: Field trips are on their iPhones.

960
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 2: Well yeah, the field trips are metaglasses.

961
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: I want the new one.

962
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 2: There's a new one.

963
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like augmented reality metaglasses, and it has a

964
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: risk span that like makes you control it. It's like

965
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: the Apple Vision but glasses not as powerful.

966
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,479
Speaker 2: But dude, seriously, my wally chair is still not here.

967
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

968
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 2: I put that for order. What was that like two

969
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:12,919
Speaker 2: months ago?

970
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 1: I actually did not know you did that. You never

971
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 1: told me that, No, I.

972
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 2: Said, I literally said it on the podcast My wally Chair.

973
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 2: I forgot what it came with. Fuck it came with

974
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 2: something good.

975
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: Also, I ordered a bed frame that said was gonna

976
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: get here October or September eleventh at the latest. And

977
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: then I got a message on the nineteenth saying it's shipped,

978
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh cool, it'll be here in

979
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 1: three days. Bitch, it's a thirty day fucking shipping because

980
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: it has to be shipped across the ocean and it's

981
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: on a fucking boat. Let me drive the boat. I'll

982
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: get it here in ten days. Like what the fuck

983
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 1: are y'all doing? Pissed off? And then my curtains also,

984
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: like are taking forever?

985
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: Do those like cargo boats move so slow because of

986
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,439
Speaker 2: how heavy they are.

987
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: Probably it's also a long distance to travel, like it's

988
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: a very long distance. Those boats are huge, I.

989
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 2: Know, But how fast are they going? Because it's a

990
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 2: far distance. But I'm like, y'all can get it done.

991
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 2: Like a plane.

992
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: How fast does a cargo ship travel? Twenty eight miles?

993
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: I almost said twenty four I almost. I almost said

994
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: twenty four knots. I swear to god, I almost said

995
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: twenty four knots. But I was like, that doesn't sound right.

996
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,240
Speaker 2: That doesn't sound that's mad slow.

997
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 3: I could run faster, say eight knots.

998
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 2: See shit like that. Shit like that is what actually

999
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 2: makes me so mad, because we have metaglasses and shit.

1000
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 2: Make the boats faster, like there's for real things we

1001
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 2: could be getting done. You can make the boats.

1002
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: Get in the jet engine, my launching.

1003
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 2: Machine, fold my fucking clothes, like you can figure something out,

1004
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 2: Like there's better things to be done.

1005
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: Put the jet engines that they're launching people into space

1006
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 1: with on the boats.

1007
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 2: Put the ev hummer engine on the fucking boat.

1008
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: Put the buses in the sky.

1009
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: That's oh yeah, you.

1010
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: And for a mayor in La and the platform is

1011
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: going to put the buses like twelve feet above the

1012
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: road and they're going to be flying around.

1013
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 3: Oh that's similar to my idea where it's basically an

1014
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 3: uber and you don't even need an app because it'll

1015
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 3: just pick you up at the same spot every day.

1016
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 3: And there's a bunch of them and it's huge. It's

1017
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 3: really long, you feet like thirty people in it.

1018
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: Oh wait, we had this idea like a couple episodes ago.

1019
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, I think you're just regurgitating some stuff

1020
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: we've been working.

1021
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: We can also put it under.

1022
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's what we were thinking, because to have

1023
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 2: them in the streets would be like it would take

1024
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: up a lot of space, So we're putting them underground.

1025
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 3: You're going to do oh yeah, oh you know it

1026
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 3: should be like a train.

1027
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 2: I should have a train.

1028
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:38,760
Speaker 1: What is a train?

1029
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 2: Run a train? And no, it's that's that sex stuff.

1030
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 2: That's like when oh if I have sex with you,

1031
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 2: that if I then the next verse.

1032
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 3: Oh, that's why you're always texting me that shit at

1033
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 3: like three am.

1034
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: If you want to run train.

1035
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 3: Crews, always text me, let's run a two man Yeah,

1036
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 3: And I think he thinks it means we hook up.

1037
00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 3: It's just two guys hooking up the light leaving your.

1038
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I can make myself look psycho.

1039
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 3: Wait did you go to last night?

1040
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: No?

1041
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 3: Damn because you knew I wasn't going. Yeah, let's go.

1042
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 3: When you asked me to go, I go. That's sexy. Yeah,

1043
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 3: I really want to go back this week because I'm back.

1044
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 3: You're so bad, King of La. You gotta check in

1045
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 3: with kaya before going down.

1046
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: Josh watched a dog walker let a dog shit in

1047
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: our yard.

1048
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 2: I came home and saw it.

1049
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: Josh, Josh watched a dog walker let a dog shit

1050
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: in our yard and then he ran to the front

1051
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: door and opened it and was like, what are you doing?

1052
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: And then she went and picked it up. She was

1053
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: gonna leave it, and she went and picked it up.

1054
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 2: Okay, well there was shit on the front yard when

1055
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 2: I got here. And I have those signs, and i've

1056
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 2: been actually, I'll tell this, I've been so just like

1057
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 2: to a point, because it gets to a point, and

1058
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 2: I'm at that point. I think I'm there. I'm spinning

1059
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 2: on like you know the little apple emoji for location. Wait,

1060
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 2: I'm spinning on it. I'm doing spins on it like

1061
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 2: its satisfied that pin I in the airport. I went

1062
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 2: at Heathrow Airport. I went to the wrong terminal, so

1063
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 2: then I had to subsequently go underground to where all

1064
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,720
Speaker 2: the trains were and then walk with my huge bags

1065
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 2: for like thirty minutes. And it's like rush hour, like

1066
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 2: everyone's running back and forth through these fucking trains and shit.

1067
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 2: And there is a guy who is standing on his

1068
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 2: phone in like the opposite side, like on the wrong side,

1069
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 2: Like traffic is flowing this way and the walls right here,

1070
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 2: and he's just standing there on his phone and no

1071
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 2: one Everyone's just like so reesel Ray, so ra cel ray,

1072
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 2: Like this man is obstructing traffic. And I was just

1073
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 2: like going through and I was like, bro, you gotta

1074
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of the way. And then I

1075
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 2: just like moved around him and kept going and he

1076
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 2: looked back at me, was like oh, and like looked around.

1077
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 2: I was like oh, and then ran out and like

1078
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 2: traffic moved quicker. Everyone was picked up their space. And

1079
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,439
Speaker 2: that's that's the time I've been on I like see

1080
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 2: a random man who's being so fucking useless and stupid,

1081
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I can't believe everyone is just letting

1082
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 2: you disrupt human nature like this, and that's why I'll

1083
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 2: leave this episode. That's how that's how I feel. That's

1084
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: just how I feel, and I don't give a fuck.

1085
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: Amazing.

1086
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what movies did I watch?

1087
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, should we get into media?

1088
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if I've watched any movies. Oh

1089
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 2: I saw the First Saw for the first time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1090
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 2: it was good. It made me squeamish, but it's like

1091
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 2: the acting cracked me up. But wow, what a movie.

1092
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 2: What a movie, what a.

1093
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: Franchise, And especially for the time when that came out

1094
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: of it was yeah, what the fuck?

1095
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 3: Is the doll a twink or an otter as a twink?

1096
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: It's the doll?

1097
00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 2: Is the girl?

1098
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,280
Speaker 1: Protect transfer people?

1099
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 2: Doll is a girl?

1100
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: My media?

1101
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 2: Is you?

1102
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: Charlie xcx ha ha ha.

1103
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 3: Uh?

1104
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: Where is it? Where is it? Midnight Sun? By Zara Larson.

1105
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: I have listened to that song over and over and

1106
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: over again, and I haven't done that with a song

1107
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: in a very very long swim.

1108
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 2: That's me with Up and Down by Tizo mm literally down, no,

1109
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 2: no no.

1110
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: And then that's the.

1111
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 2: Best fictional songwriting a man has done in a while.

1112
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 2: By the way, like that song is exactly what people

1113
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 2: need to go back to writing. Is just like this

1114
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 2: would never happen, but God does it sound amazing to listen.

1115
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmmmm. I think Enya, like Orinoco Flow, Nya is

1116
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: going to have her Kate Bush arc very soon. I

1117
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: think the TikTok is going to get a hold of

1118
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 1: it and make it like a cultural phenomenon because she

1119
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 1: deserves her flowers.

1120
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, generations, but we but we don't live in like

1121
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 2: I'm like for people to care about Anya though, they

1122
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: would have to actually go and listen to her discography.

1123
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 3: Also, people aren't having babies anymore, so they're not turning

1124
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 3: it on while they do home births.

1125
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: Which was I think, I don't know, like the song

1126
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: that would in the arms have and that's not, that's.

1127
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 2: Not that's not, that's not me, that's not. But no,

1128
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 2: you believe my mom literally just liked Nya so much.

1129
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 3: She was like that.

1130
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: And before you fucking canniving bitches go say I already

1131
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: listened to Enya. Oh that's not what I'm saying. You're

1132
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: not You're not the general public.

1133
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 2: You are you are.

1134
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 1: An outlier to the general public. If you listen to

1135
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: this podcast, you're a fucking weirdo because we're fucking weirdos.

1136
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 2: Also, I really like I can. I can reassure you

1137
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: no one is claiming Anya like that. Like those listeners

1138
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 2: are people who are literally like it's like therapy music.

1139
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: It's like I love it.

1140
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 2: I love it, It's so good.

1141
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: But like I'm like, go float he eats and then

1142
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: replaying it five hundred times in a row. Greatest bit

1143
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: of all time.

1144
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 2: No, this is my favorite song by her.

1145
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm mm hmm.

1146
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 2: The thing is, Drew, like you're talking like a fake

1147
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 2: NYA fan because you just you're naming her top songs.

1148
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: You don't know any like I know any Caribbean blue sis.

1149
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 2: I grew up listening to Anya and Ya is the first.

1150
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 2: That is the craziest thing is me growing up being

1151
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 2: named that, and my mom would put that on all

1152
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 2: the time like she was trying to like, I guess

1153
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 2: she didn't want me to be like of a generation

1154
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 2: of people who wore band teas, like she was one

1155
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 2: of those bitches like you can't have the ban tea

1156
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 2: and not know the band.

1157
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh so did you catch my choke? Your choke my choke.

1158
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: What I said, you don't know an you like I

1159
00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: know Anya Caribbean Blue and that's her top song right, that.

1160
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 2: Was the I guess.

1161
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, M