WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: F Stands For Fantasy

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<v Speaker 1>Second Dat up Date. We've been doing second day updates

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time and we've heard a lot of corny,

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<v Speaker 1>cheesy pickup lines. But today's involved violence, and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm into corny and violent. I'm definitely down. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear about it. And that's why Samantha is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. She wants to do a second day update today.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Samantha? How are you? I'll be better once

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<v Speaker 1>we get this figured out. Oh my god, are you

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<v Speaker 1>the violent one in this situation? No? Well kind of yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say you said no, but I read

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<v Speaker 1>your email it sounds like you were the violent one.

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<v Speaker 1>Laughs at it, like, yeah, it's okay. I'll just tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what happened. So I met this guy named Corey

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<v Speaker 1>at a house party and the way we met was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty weird up to me. I didn't know him. He's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can you do me a big favor? And I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? And he was just like, can you

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<v Speaker 1>just slap me in the face hard as you can't

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<v Speaker 1>what you just came up to you out of the

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<v Speaker 1>blue and asked you to slap him? Yeah, I like completely.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, is this some sort of like weird,

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<v Speaker 1>chinky thing. It's like, I was so confused, dude, did

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<v Speaker 1>you just pull back and do it or did you

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<v Speaker 1>tell him no? No, we no. I was just like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna do that, and he was like no, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna be mad at you. I promise, like

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<v Speaker 1>you're really helping me out. If you were just slap

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<v Speaker 1>me in the face. Why did he want you to

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<v Speaker 1>slap him in the face. Well, after I kept you no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>like finally I was like okay, and then I slapped him.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he was just like, oh, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I know I'm not dreaming. You are real. God.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's what I meant. But at least it involved

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<v Speaker 1>a slap in the face. Yeah, that is a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of work, so much. Yeah, it was a lot of work,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's why I liked him. I thought that was

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<v Speaker 1>actually pretty funny. And oh my god, how hard did

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<v Speaker 1>you hit him? Pretty hard? I would have been am

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<v Speaker 1>if you just knocked him out and he would have

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<v Speaker 1>never been able to deliver that line. I like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not how I planned it. He was kind of really

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<v Speaker 1>starting to annoy me, so I just really went for

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<v Speaker 1>it when I hit it. Oh my god. So wait,

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys hang out that night or did you

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<v Speaker 1>go on a date later? Well, you know, we continued

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<v Speaker 1>talking that night, but then we did end up getting

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<v Speaker 1>coffee the next weekend. Was there any slapping or hitting

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<v Speaker 1>involved in that? I was coffee with him. I was

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time. I think he was, but then

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<v Speaker 1>he did have some work he had to be so

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<v Speaker 1>we hung out for maybe like an hour, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a long time for coffee. Yeah. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it was okay, And then we did end up actually

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<v Speaker 1>going out a second time after that. Oh good, So

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<v Speaker 1>this is like a third date update for you. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was the second date that wasn't that great.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what happened? Then? What did you guys do?

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<v Speaker 1>We went and we drink and I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I got a little too comfortable. I ended up

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<v Speaker 1>getting pretty drunk. Oh yeah, it wasn't a good look.

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<v Speaker 1>So I asked him to give me ride home because

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<v Speaker 1>it got to the point where, like I wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>been able to drive pretty drunk. So on the way home,

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell I was gonna get sick. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>So like I told him, like it was coming and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like pull over, pull over, and it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>really time. So at a red light, I just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of opened the door and like winged out the car.

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<v Speaker 1>So you puke? Did you get any in his car? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I just really careful about that. That's really nice. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you can recover as long as you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't puke inside his car, unless he's an uber driver,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think they get money like that. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm assuming that's why I haven't heard back from him.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy texted him the next day, like, I'm so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. That shouldn't have happened. You know, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>really like to see again. And I mean he does

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<v Speaker 1>respond to me occasionally, but it's just pretty clear he's

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to actually hang out with me anymore. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you slapped him in the face and then puked in

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<v Speaker 1>his car. Yeah, he asked for one of those. That's true,

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<v Speaker 1>he did. I mean, I know, I obviously messed up,

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<v Speaker 1>but I feel like we had a really good connection

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<v Speaker 1>and I deserve a second chance. Would you give him

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<v Speaker 1>a second chance if he was the one that had puked.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, drunk people were stupid. They do stupid thing,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I would say, if I got that messed up again,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be one thing. But I feel like anybody

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<v Speaker 1>screw up one time. All right, Well, we'll play a

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<v Speaker 1>song and then come back and call him and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second day up date. Okay, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>brooking jubil in the morning. When you think of some

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<v Speaker 1>of the greatest love stories of all time, you might

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<v Speaker 1>think of The Notebook, or Romeo and Juliet, or Rose

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<v Speaker 1>and Jack from Titanic. Oh yeah, while those stories had

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<v Speaker 1>one common thing puke. What Yeah, I'm pretty sure puke

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<v Speaker 1>was the one common factor in all those love stories.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I ended up off the door. And we

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<v Speaker 1>have another amazing pukey love story today from Samantha, who's

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. She wants to call a dude named Corey.

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<v Speaker 1>They actually met at a party. He came up to

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<v Speaker 1>her and asked her to slap him in the face,

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<v Speaker 1>and she finally did and then he was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I guess I'm not dreaming. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>a very long way to get to a corny pickup line,

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<v Speaker 1>but it worked, and then they hung out a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times. But the last time they hung out, she

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<v Speaker 1>got a little too drunk and ended up puking outside

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<v Speaker 1>of his car while he was taking her home. And

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<v Speaker 1>he hasn't really been responsive since, so she thinks that's

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<v Speaker 1>the reason he's not calling her back. All right, Samantha,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to call Corey and see what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready. It's hard to believe that a guy who

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<v Speaker 1>would ask you to hit him that puke would be

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<v Speaker 1>his deal breaker. Yeah, was there anything else that happened

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<v Speaker 1>while you were drunk that you can't remember? And maybe

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I said her did something weird. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You were pretty drunk, drunk enough to puke outside of

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<v Speaker 1>the car, you might not remember saying something weird exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll all find out together then. Yeah, I'm gonna dial

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<v Speaker 1>his phone number right now. Okay, here we go. All right, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I speak to Corey. Hey, Corey, how are you? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. I'm sorry, who Jebil from Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. It's a radio show. Okay, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you today? I'm doing all right. I'm sorry you said

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<v Speaker 1>this is a radio show. Yep, And I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>today because one of our listeners sent us an email

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Ohkay, Is this is a frank phone call? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. We do a segment on our show called

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<v Speaker 1>the second Date Update. It's where if you go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with somebody and end up not calling

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<v Speaker 1>them back after, they can email us to get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out what happened. So we

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<v Speaker 1>got an email from a girl named Samantha who you

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a little while ago. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a girl named Samantha. Not sure why

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<v Speaker 1>she's emailing a radio station and you guys are calling me.

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<v Speaker 1>This would be the Samantha that puked outside of your

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<v Speaker 1>car when you're taking her home. Yeah. No, that that

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<v Speaker 1>one's hard to forget. The girl who puked outside of

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<v Speaker 1>my car. Yeah. I didn't know if there was like

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of Samantha's you went out with. There was

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<v Speaker 1>like the normal Samantha, and then there's the puke Samantha.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about the puke Samantha. Yeah, yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I put that together. She emailed us because she told

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<v Speaker 1>us about your date. She said she had a good time,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's obvious that you don't want to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with her again, and she's wondering why. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that I don't want to go out with

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<v Speaker 1>her again. That was a bit of a crazy night.

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<v Speaker 1>She was definitely a lot of fun and then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit less fun, mostly puking out of my car.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a champ. She got about ninety percent of

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<v Speaker 1>it out outside of my car. But no, that wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>why I hadn't been getting back to her. M I

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<v Speaker 1>knew it. I do like her. We did ultimately have

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<v Speaker 1>fun and she was pretty cool and everything. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't like her, then why not give her

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<v Speaker 1>another shot to do something else in your car? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>generally not opposed. It's just that I screwed up and

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<v Speaker 1>now just isn't a good time for another relationship. And

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, were you cheating? Was she like a

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<v Speaker 1>side piece and she didn't know it? No, no, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no no no, I'm not married. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not in a relationship. She wasn't she wasn't my number

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<v Speaker 1>two single? Then? Yeah, just most all of my time

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<v Speaker 1>is taken up right now, and I really shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>starting another full time thing right now. Wait, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>not in a relationship, but all your time is taken up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just timed this wrong because it's fantasy football season.

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<v Speaker 1>What okay, okay, what does that have to do with

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<v Speaker 1>don't get what that I would have to do with timing? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm look at somebody, pro fantasy football player. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>member of six different leagues. It's all very high stakes

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<v Speaker 1>money stuff. Is that a thing? You could call yourself

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<v Speaker 1>a semiprogra? Professional fantasy players? But like fantasy is in

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<v Speaker 1>the name because it's not real man, Well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's real. It's a game. I play it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>also make a significant amount of money doing it. WHOA, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>how much are we talking? Like this sets you up

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<v Speaker 1>for a month a year? I made five hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>profit last year, not counting league fees, and that that

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<v Speaker 1>was a pretty sizeable take for me. You're blowing me

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<v Speaker 1>off for fantasy football for five hundred dollars? What? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Samantha, Yeah, Corey. Sorry, Samantha's on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>listening and wants to talk to you, and I guess

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<v Speaker 1>just couldn't wait. She heard five hundred bucks. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it probably picked her ears up. I don't know money.

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<v Speaker 1>That kind of pisses me off. That, like, for five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars that you might win in a game, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to spend time with me. It's not just

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<v Speaker 1>about the money. I love doing it. This is my

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<v Speaker 1>recreational activity. I mean, I spend hours and hours watching

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<v Speaker 1>game footage and a number of different online resources that

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<v Speaker 1>do okay, But why can't you still date me and

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<v Speaker 1>still do that? Yeah? I totally agree, Like, why can't

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<v Speaker 1>you have a girlfriend and have fantasy football? Millions of

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<v Speaker 1>people do it. I've tried to do stuff like that

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<v Speaker 1>in the past, and it never works out. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of girls that I go out with say they understand,

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<v Speaker 1>say they get it, say that it's not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>But by time it's week six and Antonio Brown goes

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<v Speaker 1>down with a leg injury, and I'm freaking the hell

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<v Speaker 1>out and I'm just looking for support and comfort, and

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, what do you mean, You're a little electronic man?

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<v Speaker 1>Pirsus me and you don't understand I have to swap

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<v Speaker 1>out these players before it makes it really difficult to

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<v Speaker 1>maintain a relationship. Okay, Like I don't think it's that

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<v Speaker 1>big of a deal. Like I don't understand and why

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't be able to just put your phone away

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<v Speaker 1>if it was bothering me, Like I would think you

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<v Speaker 1>would prioritize the living person sitting in front of you

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<v Speaker 1>over your fantasy players. Yeah, eventually I would. But this,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the this is the issue, all right. I

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<v Speaker 1>made a mistake when I saw you that night at

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<v Speaker 1>the party. I knew that the season was starting in

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks, and I should have known better than to

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<v Speaker 1>approach you and try to start something up knowing that

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be available. And I apologize for that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard an ask. Yeah, at least he's like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to think ahead to be like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>cause Samantha frustration when I started getting into fantasy football

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<v Speaker 1>season and all my time is taken up. Yeah, and Samantha,

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<v Speaker 1>I did enjoy it, And this is good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to put up with me doing all

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<v Speaker 1>of my statistical analysis and you're watching all the games

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. This takes the burden off of your shoulders.

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<v Speaker 1>Then trust me, By the second week in February, I

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<v Speaker 1>am ready to hang Why would you want to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with you? You're just gonna have to dumper again

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<v Speaker 1>next football season. Yeah, this is not what I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be. Like, honestly, this is just stupid. See. See,

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<v Speaker 1>girls never understand. I knew that you wouldn't be able

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<v Speaker 1>to understand how important a citizen. I mean, I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I've dated guys that have played fantasy football before,

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<v Speaker 1>but like it didn't take up their whole lives like

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<v Speaker 1>an obsession, Like they still made time for me. Well

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they just weren't fully committed. I guess not. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it just seems like Corey, like this is your hobby

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<v Speaker 1>and that's great, but your passion is bordering on obsession. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're stopping the rest of your life to play fantasy football. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a computer game. Like it does not matter in

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<v Speaker 1>like the scope of life. Excuse me, all right, it

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<v Speaker 1>does matter, right, this is my passion. This is what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm into. If I were if I were a fantastic painter,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I have to step away, so

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<v Speaker 1>that I can paint this, you know, travel to paint

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<v Speaker 1>this magnificent vista and put it on canvas. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>be like, they are the same thing. It's what I

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<v Speaker 1>do for fun and it's what I do for money.

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<v Speaker 1>If I said, baby, I have to go to my

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<v Speaker 1>second job and you were like, you can't go to

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<v Speaker 1>your second job because that means you're not read, it

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<v Speaker 1>was five one hundred dollars. It could be more than

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<v Speaker 1>double that this time. It sounds like you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>actually having the argument right now. It sounds like you're

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<v Speaker 1>almost in a relationship. Listen, Girlfriends come and go, but

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<v Speaker 1>fantasy has always been there for me. I've never had

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<v Speaker 1>a relationship that lasted longer than my first fantasy football league,

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<v Speaker 1>which I'm still in. Wow. Wow, how long has that been, Corey.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been doing this for twelve years. That's a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations on that long term relationship, Corey. I still have

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<v Speaker 1>to ask the question, would you like to out with

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<v Speaker 1>Samantha again on a second day? We will pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It won't be on a Sunday. You know. It don't

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<v Speaker 1>even bother that because I was feeling it was my fault.

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<v Speaker 1>But now that I know what it is on a

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<v Speaker 1>I am not interested in the second date. What about

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<v Speaker 1>in February, right between, like when fantasy football is and

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<v Speaker 1>then Fantasy Baseball starts up. Come on, fantasy baseball is

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<v Speaker 1>a joke for losers. Oh yeah, sorry, I got it wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>For you're not a fantasy baseball dork. Losers broken jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. I'm sorry, Sacks he interested