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Speaker 1: Second Dat up Date. We've been doing second day updates
Speaker 1: for a long time and we've heard a lot of corny,
Speaker 1: cheesy pickup lines. But today's involved violence, and that's why
Speaker 1: I'm into corny and violent. I'm definitely down. I want
Speaker 1: to hear about it. And that's why Samantha is on
Speaker 1: the phone. She wants to do a second day update today.
Speaker 1: What's up, Samantha? How are you? I'll be better once
Speaker 1: we get this figured out. Oh my god, are you
Speaker 1: the violent one in this situation? No? Well kind of yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say you said no, but I read
Speaker 1: your email it sounds like you were the violent one.
Speaker 1: Laughs at it, like, yeah, it's okay. I'll just tell
Speaker 1: you what happened. So I met this guy named Corey
Speaker 1: at a house party and the way we met was
Speaker 1: pretty weird up to me. I didn't know him. He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you do me a big favor? And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: what is it? And he was just like, can you
Speaker 1: just slap me in the face hard as you can't
Speaker 1: what you just came up to you out of the
Speaker 1: blue and asked you to slap him? Yeah, I like completely.
Speaker 1: I was like, is this some sort of like weird,
Speaker 1: chinky thing. It's like, I was so confused, dude, did
Speaker 1: you just pull back and do it or did you
Speaker 1: tell him no? No, we no. I was just like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that, and he was like no, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be mad at you. I promise, like
Speaker 1: you're really helping me out. If you were just slap
Speaker 1: me in the face. Why did he want you to
Speaker 1: slap him in the face. Well, after I kept you no, no,
Speaker 1: like finally I was like okay, and then I slapped him.
Speaker 1: And then he was just like, oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Now I know I'm not dreaming. You are real. God.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I meant. But at least it involved
Speaker 1: a slap in the face. Yeah, that is a lot
Speaker 1: of work, so much. Yeah, it was a lot of work,
Speaker 1: and that's why I liked him. I thought that was
Speaker 1: actually pretty funny. And oh my god, how hard did
Speaker 1: you hit him? Pretty hard? I would have been am
Speaker 1: if you just knocked him out and he would have
Speaker 1: never been able to deliver that line. I like, that's
Speaker 1: not how I planned it. He was kind of really
Speaker 1: starting to annoy me, so I just really went for
Speaker 1: it when I hit it. Oh my god. So wait,
Speaker 1: did you guys hang out that night or did you
Speaker 1: go on a date later? Well, you know, we continued
Speaker 1: talking that night, but then we did end up getting
Speaker 1: coffee the next weekend. Was there any slapping or hitting
Speaker 1: involved in that? I was coffee with him. I was
Speaker 1: having a good time. I think he was, but then
Speaker 1: he did have some work he had to be so
Speaker 1: we hung out for maybe like an hour, but that's
Speaker 1: kind of a long time for coffee. Yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: it was okay, And then we did end up actually
Speaker 1: going out a second time after that. Oh good, So
Speaker 1: this is like a third date update for you. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so it was the second date that wasn't that great.
Speaker 1: I guess what happened? Then? What did you guys do?
Speaker 1: We went and we drink and I don't know, I
Speaker 1: guess I got a little too comfortable. I ended up
Speaker 1: getting pretty drunk. Oh yeah, it wasn't a good look.
Speaker 1: So I asked him to give me ride home because
Speaker 1: it got to the point where, like I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been able to drive pretty drunk. So on the way home,
Speaker 1: I could tell I was gonna get sick. Oh no,
Speaker 1: So like I told him, like it was coming and
Speaker 1: I was like pull over, pull over, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: really time. So at a red light, I just kind
Speaker 1: of opened the door and like winged out the car.
Speaker 1: So you puke? Did you get any in his car? No?
Speaker 1: I just really careful about that. That's really nice. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like you can recover as long as you
Speaker 1: didn't puke inside his car, unless he's an uber driver,
Speaker 1: because I think they get money like that. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: so I'm assuming that's why I haven't heard back from him.
Speaker 1: Guy texted him the next day, like, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. That shouldn't have happened. You know, I'd
Speaker 1: really like to see again. And I mean he does
Speaker 1: respond to me occasionally, but it's just pretty clear he's
Speaker 1: not trying to actually hang out with me anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you slapped him in the face and then puked in
Speaker 1: his car. Yeah, he asked for one of those. That's true,
Speaker 1: he did. I mean, I know, I obviously messed up,
Speaker 1: but I feel like we had a really good connection
Speaker 1: and I deserve a second chance. Would you give him
Speaker 1: a second chance if he was the one that had puked.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, drunk people were stupid. They do stupid thing,
Speaker 1: Like I would say, if I got that messed up again,
Speaker 1: that would be one thing. But I feel like anybody
Speaker 1: screw up one time. All right, Well, we'll play a
Speaker 1: song and then come back and call him and get
Speaker 1: your second day up date. Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. When you think of some
Speaker 1: of the greatest love stories of all time, you might
Speaker 1: think of The Notebook, or Romeo and Juliet, or Rose
Speaker 1: and Jack from Titanic. Oh yeah, while those stories had
Speaker 1: one common thing puke. What Yeah, I'm pretty sure puke
Speaker 1: was the one common factor in all those love stories.
Speaker 1: That's why I ended up off the door. And we
Speaker 1: have another amazing pukey love story today from Samantha, who's
Speaker 1: on the phone. She wants to call a dude named Corey.
Speaker 1: They actually met at a party. He came up to
Speaker 1: her and asked her to slap him in the face,
Speaker 1: and she finally did and then he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you. I guess I'm not dreaming. So it was
Speaker 1: a very long way to get to a corny pickup line,
Speaker 1: but it worked, and then they hung out a couple
Speaker 1: of times. But the last time they hung out, she
Speaker 1: got a little too drunk and ended up puking outside
Speaker 1: of his car while he was taking her home. And
Speaker 1: he hasn't really been responsive since, so she thinks that's
Speaker 1: the reason he's not calling her back. All right, Samantha,
Speaker 1: are you ready to call Corey and see what's up?
Speaker 1: I'm ready. It's hard to believe that a guy who
Speaker 1: would ask you to hit him that puke would be
Speaker 1: his deal breaker. Yeah, was there anything else that happened
Speaker 1: while you were drunk that you can't remember? And maybe
Speaker 1: maybe I said her did something weird. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You were pretty drunk, drunk enough to puke outside of
Speaker 1: the car, you might not remember saying something weird exactly.
Speaker 1: We'll all find out together then. Yeah, I'm gonna dial
Speaker 1: his phone number right now. Okay, here we go. All right, Hello,
Speaker 1: I speak to Corey. Hey, Corey, how are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. I'm sorry, who Jebil from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning. It's a radio show. Okay, how are
Speaker 1: you today? I'm doing all right. I'm sorry you said
Speaker 1: this is a radio show. Yep, And I'm calling you
Speaker 1: today because one of our listeners sent us an email
Speaker 1: about you. Ohkay, Is this is a frank phone call? No,
Speaker 1: it's not. We do a segment on our show called
Speaker 1: the second Date Update. It's where if you go out
Speaker 1: on a date with somebody and end up not calling
Speaker 1: them back after, they can email us to get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. So we
Speaker 1: got an email from a girl named Samantha who you
Speaker 1: went out with a little while ago. I mean, I
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Samantha. Not sure why
Speaker 1: she's emailing a radio station and you guys are calling me.
Speaker 1: This would be the Samantha that puked outside of your
Speaker 1: car when you're taking her home. Yeah. No, that that
Speaker 1: one's hard to forget. The girl who puked outside of
Speaker 1: my car. Yeah. I didn't know if there was like
Speaker 1: a couple of Samantha's you went out with. There was
Speaker 1: like the normal Samantha, and then there's the puke Samantha.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the puke Samantha. Yeah, yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I put that together. She emailed us because she told
Speaker 1: us about your date. She said she had a good time,
Speaker 1: but it's obvious that you don't want to go out
Speaker 1: with her again, and she's wondering why. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's not that I don't want to go out with
Speaker 1: her again. That was a bit of a crazy night.
Speaker 1: She was definitely a lot of fun and then you know,
Speaker 1: a little bit less fun, mostly puking out of my car.
Speaker 1: She was a champ. She got about ninety percent of
Speaker 1: it out outside of my car. But no, that wasn't
Speaker 1: why I hadn't been getting back to her. M I
Speaker 1: knew it. I do like her. We did ultimately have
Speaker 1: fun and she was pretty cool and everything. It's it's
Speaker 1: if you don't like her, then why not give her
Speaker 1: another shot to do something else in your car? Well,
Speaker 1: generally not opposed. It's just that I screwed up and
Speaker 1: now just isn't a good time for another relationship. And
Speaker 1: wait a minute, were you cheating? Was she like a
Speaker 1: side piece and she didn't know it? No, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no no, I'm not married. I'm
Speaker 1: not in a relationship. She wasn't she wasn't my number
Speaker 1: two single? Then? Yeah, just most all of my time
Speaker 1: is taken up right now, and I really shouldn't be
Speaker 1: starting another full time thing right now. Wait, so you're
Speaker 1: not in a relationship, but all your time is taken up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just timed this wrong because it's fantasy football season.
Speaker 1: What okay, okay, what does that have to do with
Speaker 1: don't get what that I would have to do with timing? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm look at somebody, pro fantasy football player. I'm a
Speaker 1: member of six different leagues. It's all very high stakes
Speaker 1: money stuff. Is that a thing? You could call yourself
Speaker 1: a semiprogra? Professional fantasy players? But like fantasy is in
Speaker 1: the name because it's not real man, Well, I mean
Speaker 1: it's real. It's a game. I play it, but I
Speaker 1: also make a significant amount of money doing it. WHOA, Like,
Speaker 1: how much are we talking? Like this sets you up
Speaker 1: for a month a year? I made five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: profit last year, not counting league fees, and that that
Speaker 1: was a pretty sizeable take for me. You're blowing me
Speaker 1: off for fantasy football for five hundred dollars? What? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Samantha, Yeah, Corey. Sorry, Samantha's on the other line
Speaker 1: listening and wants to talk to you, and I guess
Speaker 1: just couldn't wait. She heard five hundred bucks. I think
Speaker 1: it probably picked her ears up. I don't know money.
Speaker 1: That kind of pisses me off. That, like, for five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars that you might win in a game, you
Speaker 1: don't want to spend time with me. It's not just
Speaker 1: about the money. I love doing it. This is my
Speaker 1: recreational activity. I mean, I spend hours and hours watching
Speaker 1: game footage and a number of different online resources that
Speaker 1: do okay, But why can't you still date me and
Speaker 1: still do that? Yeah? I totally agree, Like, why can't
Speaker 1: you have a girlfriend and have fantasy football? Millions of
Speaker 1: people do it. I've tried to do stuff like that
Speaker 1: in the past, and it never works out. A lot
Speaker 1: of girls that I go out with say they understand,
Speaker 1: say they get it, say that it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: But by time it's week six and Antonio Brown goes
Speaker 1: down with a leg injury, and I'm freaking the hell
Speaker 1: out and I'm just looking for support and comfort, and
Speaker 1: You're like, what do you mean, You're a little electronic man?
Speaker 1: Pirsus me and you don't understand I have to swap
Speaker 1: out these players before it makes it really difficult to
Speaker 1: maintain a relationship. Okay, Like I don't think it's that
Speaker 1: big of a deal. Like I don't understand and why
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be able to just put your phone away
Speaker 1: if it was bothering me, Like I would think you
Speaker 1: would prioritize the living person sitting in front of you
Speaker 1: over your fantasy players. Yeah, eventually I would. But this,
Speaker 1: this is the this is the issue, all right. I
Speaker 1: made a mistake when I saw you that night at
Speaker 1: the party. I knew that the season was starting in
Speaker 1: three weeks, and I should have known better than to
Speaker 1: approach you and try to start something up knowing that
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be available. And I apologize for that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've heard an ask. Yeah, at least he's like trying
Speaker 1: to think ahead to be like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: cause Samantha frustration when I started getting into fantasy football
Speaker 1: season and all my time is taken up. Yeah, and Samantha,
Speaker 1: I did enjoy it, And this is good for you.
Speaker 1: You don't have to put up with me doing all
Speaker 1: of my statistical analysis and you're watching all the games
Speaker 1: and everything. This takes the burden off of your shoulders.
Speaker 1: Then trust me, By the second week in February, I
Speaker 1: am ready to hang Why would you want to hang
Speaker 1: out with you? You're just gonna have to dumper again
Speaker 1: next football season. Yeah, this is not what I thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna be. Like, honestly, this is just stupid. See. See,
Speaker 1: girls never understand. I knew that you wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to understand how important a citizen. I mean, I understand,
Speaker 1: Like I've dated guys that have played fantasy football before,
Speaker 1: but like it didn't take up their whole lives like
Speaker 1: an obsession, Like they still made time for me. Well
Speaker 1: maybe they just weren't fully committed. I guess not. Well,
Speaker 1: it just seems like Corey, like this is your hobby
Speaker 1: and that's great, but your passion is bordering on obsession. No,
Speaker 1: you're stopping the rest of your life to play fantasy football. Seriously,
Speaker 1: it's a computer game. Like it does not matter in
Speaker 1: like the scope of life. Excuse me, all right, it
Speaker 1: does matter, right, this is my passion. This is what
Speaker 1: I'm into. If I were if I were a fantastic painter,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I have to step away, so
Speaker 1: that I can paint this, you know, travel to paint
Speaker 1: this magnificent vista and put it on canvas. Would you
Speaker 1: be like, they are the same thing. It's what I
Speaker 1: do for fun and it's what I do for money.
Speaker 1: If I said, baby, I have to go to my
Speaker 1: second job and you were like, you can't go to
Speaker 1: your second job because that means you're not read, it
Speaker 1: was five one hundred dollars. It could be more than
Speaker 1: double that this time. It sounds like you guys are
Speaker 1: actually having the argument right now. It sounds like you're
Speaker 1: almost in a relationship. Listen, Girlfriends come and go, but
Speaker 1: fantasy has always been there for me. I've never had
Speaker 1: a relationship that lasted longer than my first fantasy football league,
Speaker 1: which I'm still in. Wow. Wow, how long has that been, Corey.
Speaker 1: We've been doing this for twelve years. That's a long time.
Speaker 1: Congratulations on that long term relationship, Corey. I still have
Speaker 1: to ask the question, would you like to out with
Speaker 1: Samantha again on a second day? We will pay for it.
Speaker 1: It won't be on a Sunday. You know. It don't
Speaker 1: even bother that because I was feeling it was my fault.
Speaker 1: But now that I know what it is on a
Speaker 1: I am not interested in the second date. What about
Speaker 1: in February, right between, like when fantasy football is and
Speaker 1: then Fantasy Baseball starts up. Come on, fantasy baseball is
Speaker 1: a joke for losers. Oh yeah, sorry, I got it wrong.
Speaker 1: For you're not a fantasy baseball dork. Losers broken jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm sorry, Sacks he interested