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Speaker 1: Second Dat up Date. We've been doing second day updates

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Speaker 1: for a long time and we've heard a lot of corny,

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Speaker 1: cheesy pickup lines. But today's involved violence, and that's why

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Speaker 1: What's up, Samantha? How are you? I'll be better once

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Speaker 1: we get this figured out. Oh my god, are you

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Speaker 1: the violent one in this situation? No? Well kind of yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say you said no, but I read

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Speaker 1: your email it sounds like you were the violent one.

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Speaker 1: Laughs at it, like, yeah, it's okay. I'll just tell

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Speaker 1: you what happened. So I met this guy named Corey

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Speaker 1: what is it? And he was just like, can you

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Speaker 1: tell him no? No, we no. I was just like, no,

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Speaker 1: And then he was just like, oh, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: we hung out for maybe like an hour, but that's

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Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. When you think of some

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Speaker 1: on the phone. She wants to call a dude named Corey.

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Speaker 1: They actually met at a party. He came up to

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Speaker 1: is Jewel from the radio show Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. I'm sorry, who Jebil from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning. It's a radio show. Okay, how are

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Speaker 1: this is a radio show. Yep, And I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: the second Date Update. It's where if you go out

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Speaker 1: This would be the Samantha that puked outside of your

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Speaker 1: I put that together. She emailed us because she told

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Speaker 1: it out outside of my car. But no, that wasn't

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Speaker 1: another shot to do something else in your car? Well,

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Speaker 1: generally not opposed. It's just that I screwed up and

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Speaker 1: now just isn't a good time for another relationship. And

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Speaker 1: side piece and she didn't know it? No, no, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: not in a relationship. She wasn't she wasn't my number

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Speaker 1: I just timed this wrong because it's fantasy football season.

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Speaker 1: don't get what that I would have to do with timing? Well,

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Speaker 1: a semiprogra? Professional fantasy players? But like fantasy is in

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Speaker 1: it's real. It's a game. I play it, but I

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Speaker 1: how much are we talking? Like this sets you up

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Speaker 1: off for fantasy football for five hundred dollars? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Samantha, Yeah, Corey. Sorry, Samantha's on the other line

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Speaker 1: it probably picked her ears up. I don't know money.

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Speaker 1: That kind of pisses me off. That, like, for five

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Speaker 1: big of a deal. Like I don't understand and why

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Speaker 1: if it was bothering me, Like I would think you

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Speaker 1: over your fantasy players. Yeah, eventually I would. But this,

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Speaker 1: this is the this is the issue, all right. I

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be available. And I apologize for that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've heard an ask. Yeah, at least he's like trying

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Speaker 1: cause Samantha frustration when I started getting into fantasy football

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Speaker 1: season and all my time is taken up. Yeah, and Samantha,

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Speaker 1: I did enjoy it, And this is good for you.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to put up with me doing all

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Speaker 1: of my statistical analysis and you're watching all the games

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Speaker 1: and everything. This takes the burden off of your shoulders.

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Speaker 1: Then trust me, By the second week in February, I

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Speaker 1: am ready to hang Why would you want to hang

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Speaker 1: out with you? You're just gonna have to dumper again

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Speaker 1: next football season. Yeah, this is not what I thought

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Speaker 1: it was gonna be. Like, honestly, this is just stupid. See. See,

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Speaker 1: girls never understand. I knew that you wouldn't be able

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Speaker 1: to understand how important a citizen. I mean, I understand,

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Speaker 1: Like I've dated guys that have played fantasy football before,

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Speaker 1: maybe they just weren't fully committed. I guess not. Well,

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Speaker 1: it just seems like Corey, like this is your hobby

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Speaker 1: and that's great, but your passion is bordering on obsession. No,

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Speaker 1: you're stopping the rest of your life to play fantasy football. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: it's a computer game. Like it does not matter in

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Speaker 1: like the scope of life. Excuse me, all right, it

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Speaker 1: does matter, right, this is my passion. This is what

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Speaker 1: I'm into. If I were if I were a fantastic painter,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I have to step away, so

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Speaker 1: that I can paint this, you know, travel to paint

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Speaker 1: be like, they are the same thing. It's what I

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Speaker 1: If I said, baby, I have to go to my

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Speaker 1: your second job because that means you're not read, it

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Speaker 1: was five one hundred dollars. It could be more than

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Speaker 1: double that this time. It sounds like you guys are

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Speaker 1: actually having the argument right now. It sounds like you're

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Speaker 1: almost in a relationship. Listen, Girlfriends come and go, but

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Speaker 1: fantasy has always been there for me. I've never had

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Speaker 1: a relationship that lasted longer than my first fantasy football league,

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Speaker 1: which I'm still in. Wow. Wow, how long has that been, Corey.

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Speaker 1: We've been doing this for twelve years. That's a long time.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations on that long term relationship, Corey. I still have

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Speaker 1: to ask the question, would you like to out with

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Speaker 1: Samantha again on a second day? We will pay for it.

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Speaker 1: It won't be on a Sunday. You know. It don't

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Speaker 1: even bother that because I was feeling it was my fault.

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Speaker 1: But now that I know what it is on a

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Speaker 1: I am not interested in the second date. What about

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Speaker 1: in February, right between, like when fantasy football is and

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Speaker 1: then Fantasy Baseball starts up. Come on, fantasy baseball is

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Speaker 1: a joke for losers. Oh yeah, sorry, I got it wrong.

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Speaker 1: For you're not a fantasy baseball dork. Losers broken jubil

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