Speaker 1: Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 1: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the
Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of
Speaker 1: Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere.
Speaker 1: The Sunday Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g
Speaker 1: Radio back at it again here to blow viate eight
Speaker 1: days a week and uh. One of my favorite podcast
Speaker 1: to do, The mailbag. Danny always look forward. You never
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna get in the mailbag. See, normally
Speaker 1: I put the mail bag together, and I don't typically
Speaker 1: pay that close attention because I'm half asleep, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of in a trance when I'm putting the
Speaker 1: email together. I'm just kind of cherry picking random email.
Speaker 1: And so then when I when we do the podcast here,
Speaker 1: it's like all of these are new emails because I
Speaker 1: forget what's actually and I don't pay that close attention
Speaker 1: when I'm actually putting the mail back together from the
Speaker 1: random people and Remember we're replacing a multibillion dollar industry
Speaker 1: in the NFL. No pressure, but we are the Sunday
Speaker 1: entertainment now. Yes, that's right. The NFL was taken away
Speaker 1: from our audience now, but we have nothing to compete
Speaker 1: against us on Sunday, especially those lazy kind of Sunday afternoons.
Speaker 1: And Baseball's got this labor crew fluffle thing, so who
Speaker 1: knows when they'll be baseball again on a regular basis
Speaker 1: during the regular season, So that's not waste any time.
Speaker 1: I want to get right to the mailbag, and so
Speaker 1: into it we go. Thanks every buddy Ohio Al who
Speaker 1: sent that little ditty in a while back, and we
Speaker 1: play that every mail bag. That is the official beginning
Speaker 1: to the mail bag. If you like the podcast, you
Speaker 1: want to support us, you can always give a review.
Speaker 1: We talked about that on the Saturday podcast. We thank
Speaker 1: you for that. But also if you want to add
Speaker 1: content on the show here and help us out and
Speaker 1: send a question in if there's something you you're curious
Speaker 1: about it you just want to hear your name right
Speaker 1: on the radio because you want to ask a question,
Speaker 1: that's fine as well. You can send it in Questions
Speaker 1: and comments are welcome in the mail bag. I normally
Speaker 1: post on Tuesday early in the day on the Facebook
Speaker 1: page and then I'll pin it to the top of
Speaker 1: the page. Ben Mallers Show is the official work Facebook
Speaker 1: page that we use for the show. And then we
Speaker 1: also have the email. You can contact me Real fifth
Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com. It's F I F T H.
Speaker 1: Spell out fifth Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: And you can also send questions to Danny on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Uh is Danny G Radio on Twitter? And to me, um,
Speaker 1: don't send it to me on Twitter, I get I
Speaker 1: don't want them to email me, send me an email
Speaker 1: or post a message on the Facebook page. So the
Speaker 1: email getting right into it? Do you have your hazmat
Speaker 1: suit on? Danny? Are you prepared for the for the email?
Speaker 1: What we're about to get here? Ready? Freddy? Alright? So
Speaker 1: here we've got Yes, we do. Jennifer from a Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 1: Our friend Jennifer writes, since its hey, Ben and Danny G.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been grocery shopping but in the middle
Speaker 1: of it, for any reason, you decided you were done
Speaker 1: over over it and you just want to leave whatever
Speaker 1: didn't make it into the car you justify how you
Speaker 1: don't really need it anyway and you'll get it later,
Speaker 1: or you grab just the priorities in rush to check out.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about the holiday season, just a
Speaker 1: normal day. Or Am I the only weirdo that does that?
Speaker 1: Sometimes against Jennifer, our friend from Richmond, Virginia, I've never
Speaker 1: done that one, Jennifer. I am a meticulous grocery shopper.
Speaker 1: I go on. I'm a man on a mission when
Speaker 1: I go on and I want to get it. I
Speaker 1: do want to get out of the grocery store as
Speaker 1: quickly as possible. But I normally go at off hours
Speaker 1: because of the overnight schedule that I have, and I'll
Speaker 1: go at some really weird times. The stores around where
Speaker 1: I live are not open twenty four hours, but I
Speaker 1: will go right when they open or just before closing time.
Speaker 1: And I usually do a big shopping trip to Costco
Speaker 1: me and the wife on the weekends. But during the
Speaker 1: week you know, there's always like random stuff you need
Speaker 1: from time to time, and so I'll just go in quick.
Speaker 1: But I've never walked out before my mission was done.
Speaker 1: It's like running the New York Marathon and then getting
Speaker 1: to the thirteen mile mark and saying we're good, We're good.
Speaker 1: What about your Danny. Yeah, I've never abandoned ship at
Speaker 1: a grocery store, but inside a store like Target. And
Speaker 1: I think I learned this from my mom. You know,
Speaker 1: there's all the internet jokes all the time about went
Speaker 1: into Arget for one thing and walked out with two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars worth of crap. I didn't. Well, she would
Speaker 1: go into Target, spend hours shopping, and then before she
Speaker 1: got to check out, she would, you know, start deducing,
Speaker 1: do I really need this? I really need that? No,
Speaker 1: and she'd start putting things back. By the time she
Speaker 1: checked out, half the cart was emptied. Yeah. So she
Speaker 1: she goes in, she gets everything she thinks she needs,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, all right, let me do a
Speaker 1: cost benefit analysis here, and she'll thin the her She's like,
Speaker 1: I don't need that, you know, I don't I want
Speaker 1: to go do that, you know? And probably I mean
Speaker 1: smart for your budget, but not a good way to
Speaker 1: use time. Probably, No. And and they have done social experiments.
Speaker 1: The people that run these big stores like Target, Costco
Speaker 1: and Gross just regularly big grocery stores. They know exactly
Speaker 1: where to place items to get your attention when you're
Speaker 1: walking through the store, and they've they've studied it's like
Speaker 1: an art. If you show an item a certain amount
Speaker 1: of times in the store, the person is more likely
Speaker 1: to buy it, and you have it at eye level.
Speaker 1: There's certainly it's crazy how much effort goes into that.
Speaker 1: And then we're just dumb consumers. We're walking through like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh wait a minute, here, Costco wants me to buy
Speaker 1: that blender. I don't really need a blender, but it
Speaker 1: looks really good. Look at all the smoothies I can
Speaker 1: make if I had that blender. Well, I've read books.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of infomercials because in a late
Speaker 1: night I fell asleep. That's what I'm competing against. And
Speaker 1: I remember when I was younger, I read a book
Speaker 1: about infommercials and they also they're even better than the
Speaker 1: big box stores because they have just a ten fifteen
Speaker 1: minute paid segment, uh to sell their product and and
Speaker 1: all the little mind hacks of you know, ratcheting up
Speaker 1: the drama, limited supply. You know, you don't want to
Speaker 1: miss out, and we're all wired like, oh, we don't
Speaker 1: want to miss out, you know, fall almoll right, fear
Speaker 1: of missing out. You don't want to miss out on
Speaker 1: the car wax. You can light on fire because your
Speaker 1: life will not be complete. You'll you'll go into the grave.
Speaker 1: You'll be like, oh, if only I had that, my
Speaker 1: life would be better. Anyway, we'll keep it going here.
Speaker 1: What do we have all right? Jason and Rocky Mount
Speaker 1: Virginia says, Hey, guys, love the Danny G Radio edition.
Speaker 1: Much better and cooler than gas can Al those shot
Speaker 1: at gascn Uh was what I want to know. He's
Speaker 1: I've asked this before, so I guess this is really
Speaker 1: for Danny G. Have you ever been hunting or fishing?
Speaker 1: If so, give me the details. Love the podcast as
Speaker 1: always the great Jason Rocky Mount, who is one of
Speaker 1: the hat benefactors. He sent me a very nice hat
Speaker 1: back back in the day. It was last year, Danny.
Speaker 1: You ever been hunting, fishing any of that? Yeah? Actually
Speaker 1: I have. When I was a little kid, my uncle
Speaker 1: took me up into the woods in San Bernardino County.
Speaker 1: Believe it or not, there is some willed and st
Speaker 1: up in that area and he would go deer hunting.
Speaker 1: He also had a bow and arrow, like one of
Speaker 1: those pro bows, and he would take us up there
Speaker 1: and let us shoot the bow and arrow, which I
Speaker 1: thought was cool. I have never done that since, but
Speaker 1: my dad fishes. In fact, he has invited me and
Speaker 1: my older brother for the second year in a row
Speaker 1: to a bass lake fishing derby where they tag some
Speaker 1: smallmouth bass. They put like a ten thousand dollar tag
Speaker 1: on a few of the fish that they throw in
Speaker 1: the lake, A fifty thousand dollar fishes in there, and
Speaker 1: then like a hundred one dollar fish supposedly are tagged.
Speaker 1: Our joke is, how do we know that they really
Speaker 1: did what they say they did? Well, exactly right, finding
Speaker 1: a needle in a haystack, or have a bass in
Speaker 1: the middle of a pond. Look. It was really funny
Speaker 1: because on last year's boat, we're fishing, we're getting nothing.
Speaker 1: We saw an eagle, which amazed us, but was even
Speaker 1: more amazing he swooped down and grabbed a bass out
Speaker 1: of the way and took off, and as everyone in
Speaker 1: our boat is watching in amazement, just dead band, I said, well,
Speaker 1: there goes the fifty dollar fish. Is that's outstanding? That
Speaker 1: is out Yeah. I've only been fishing a couple of
Speaker 1: random times, and it was one of those deals is like,
Speaker 1: need to laugh. Yeah, it was city slickers. I didn't
Speaker 1: know what the hell I was doing. I was out there,
Speaker 1: it was a disaster and didn't catch it. Damn thing.
Speaker 1: I've never been hunting. I've never done that, so maybe
Speaker 1: at some point along the way, I'm not against it.
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like I would be. Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: much more testosterone danny if I went hunting. That's a
Speaker 1: you know, I live. I live a life like everyone else.
Speaker 1: If I want a piece of meat, I go to
Speaker 1: the grocery store and they have anything I need, burgers, steak,
Speaker 1: whatever I need, but that they have to to get
Speaker 1: it and to chop it up and all that. That's
Speaker 1: that's old school. These years later, I want that bow.
Speaker 1: That uncle is still alive. I hope he leaves his
Speaker 1: bow and arrows to me and his will. You might
Speaker 1: be the beneficiary down the line. It's Barry and Nashville
Speaker 1: says yo yo mob Benny. What's the biggest challenge you
Speaker 1: face when you sit in for a different radio host show. Well,
Speaker 1: we addressed this a little bit yesterday, Barry. But the
Speaker 1: simple answer is to not funk up. That's the that's
Speaker 1: the simple answer. But for me, you know, typically it
Speaker 1: is adjusting my sleep schedule. And I mentioned that I'm
Speaker 1: still all kind of wonky. Everything's backwards. It's gonna take
Speaker 1: a couple more days here for that to turn around.
Speaker 1: But that and also just you have to when when
Speaker 1: your house sitting, you have to act a certain way,
Speaker 1: and so that's always a challenge. I'm actually on the
Speaker 1: live are and there's a little more pressure when you're
Speaker 1: on during the day because the big corporate muckety MUCKs
Speaker 1: are listening and they're not usually listening to me overnight.
Speaker 1: So it's a it's a hole. Different worlds uncharted waters
Speaker 1: is what it is when you're doing stuff at different times.
Speaker 1: But it's nice, rare and appropriate, Dan, That's what I
Speaker 1: was at. Rare and appropriate unless there is a gigantic
Speaker 1: check associated with it, and then then we're good on that. Otherwise,
Speaker 1: I'm good at my little my little cubicle off to
Speaker 1: the side here, I'm good with that ringing every once
Speaker 1: in a while, like, oh, my guard, hold on second here, Now,
Speaker 1: this is a this is a take that will work
Speaker 1: at two in the morning, But will this work with
Speaker 1: the business crowd? You know, I could say this at
Speaker 1: two in the morning and I get around of applause.
Speaker 1: But during the day I might get that. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't want that. So I am Carlos. You when
Speaker 1: your ship is floating through the night, it's called the
Speaker 1: Safe Harbor. Yes, so I am the captain of the
Speaker 1: Safe Heart. Got mail, yea? I got mail yea. Carlos
Speaker 1: in Houston, right, sinces I absolutely love when you guys
Speaker 1: talk about the behind the scenes stuff. And he then says,
Speaker 1: I think that see O see you next Tuesday. Old
Speaker 1: Hag from Florida should get in the verbal octagon with
Speaker 1: Tammy in Montana and uh, and then Carlos says, uh.
Speaker 1: He wants to annoy Danny G. You know what he
Speaker 1: wants to annoy Danny G with What do you think
Speaker 1: Carlos wants to annoy you with? No? Not the nicknames? Yes,
Speaker 1: he says, sorry, Danny, I would like a nickname Rundown. So,
Speaker 1: as we say, you know the podcast, anything goes the
Speaker 1: listeners always right, Danny. So I am known as Carlos.
Speaker 1: You're aware this. I'm known as the Baron of bald Dash,
Speaker 1: big gall bladder manas the Menace, Captain knee Jerk, the
Speaker 1: General of the generates, the tay Coon of tea is,
Speaker 1: the master of does Aster, the hustler of Philipbuster the
Speaker 1: night light Life. No, we don't need any of that,
Speaker 1: puddler of producers, Benny Brightside, manity of Insanity, Marconi Mallard,
Speaker 1: money Line Mallard, emissary of embellishment, Weeknight wind Bag Wizard,
Speaker 1: a wacky slayer of naysayers, Grant Goober of gab screw you,
Speaker 1: Bill Miller, Tower of Babel, honest adonist, nocturnal Colonel, the
Speaker 1: underdog of monologue, and the Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope.
Speaker 1: And that is only part of the nickname Rundown. And
Speaker 1: as for you, Carlos my man, one of the few
Speaker 1: good guys in Houston, a wretched place where they supported
Speaker 1: cheaters back in the day. And the Astros, though I
Speaker 1: haven't had to worry about them, the cheating Astros in
Speaker 1: a while, not on my radar right now now they
Speaker 1: are not anyway. Move By the way, remember last weekend's
Speaker 1: mail bag, a listener asked about that drop. You got
Speaker 1: to be kidding me, yes, And that Eddie and myself
Speaker 1: would play whenever you did. Those stupid nicknames. Well, I
Speaker 1: found that. You have got to be kidding me. A ha,
Speaker 1: it's from your boy, Hawk Harelson, Hawk Carrolson. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: White Sox. He retired the old White Sox Hall of
Speaker 1: Fame broadcaster, Hawk Carrolson. I've met him a few times
Speaker 1: that you know. They called him the Hawk. He used
Speaker 1: to play for the White Sox and they called him
Speaker 1: Hawk because his nose is like a beak of a hawk.
Speaker 1: His name. Well, I have that drop now, so anytime
Speaker 1: you try to pull that, I'm gonna keep playing that
Speaker 1: drop on you, all right, and you can go ahead
Speaker 1: and knock yourself out there, big guy, I'm I'm prepared.
Speaker 1: You have got to be kidding me. I also, finally,
Speaker 1: and it took two weeks, I found the Negros drop. No, no, yes,
Speaker 1: don't do that. HOWB tried to hide it? Somebody tried
Speaker 1: to hide it in the puter system. It says do
Speaker 1: not play. Well, I think we know why that is
Speaker 1: on the do not playlist. But all those negroes look
Speaker 1: the same. Why wouldn't you just delete it? Right? Like?
Speaker 1: What is the mindset of do not play? Why not
Speaker 1: just click the delete button? Probably we need it for evidence.
Speaker 1: When the FCC files they're complaining before. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: wait for that. I mean, I'll be so excited for that.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see what do we have here? Is? Yes,
Speaker 1: we do. Next email comes in from Tammy in Montana.
Speaker 1: I guess I can I cleaned I cleaned this word
Speaker 1: up the last time, but we're on the podcast, so
Speaker 1: I could say I could say this word right, I can.
Speaker 1: Anything kind of goes on the podcast right now for
Speaker 1: the most part. Uh, this is from Tammy and Montana.
Speaker 1: Very polite, very charming woman, the patron saint, the mother
Speaker 1: Teresa of the Mallams. She she always looks out for
Speaker 1: some of our more interesting characters on the show that
Speaker 1: a little down on their luck, and Tammy and Montana
Speaker 1: right since he says the podcast is great as it
Speaker 1: has been from inception from the point of inception. Helen.
Speaker 1: Now this is Helen and Stu. These two, Helen and Steu,
Speaker 1: very controversial, these two in Florida. So Helen wrote a
Speaker 1: nasty message last I think it was last week about
Speaker 1: Tammy and Montana. So now Tammy is giving her rebuttal
Speaker 1: and this really is like a heavyweight boxing match. It
Speaker 1: is absolutely like that. So I'm gonna read this verbatim,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to clean it up because we
Speaker 1: read what Helen said, and I will read now what
Speaker 1: the rebuttal from Tammy and Montana. So says Benny, Danny
Speaker 1: g the podcast is great. Helen is another Karen. She
Speaker 1: is a canue out jealous, is what it says here.
Speaker 1: Her anger comes from having dildo denial. I've never heard
Speaker 1: that one, Danny. Have you ever heard that one? I
Speaker 1: don't know, I've never heard that. Will you be adding? Danny,
Speaker 1: will be adding bleeps to this? Are you? And when
Speaker 1: we play this back, are we gonna? I think what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is bleep it? But you could still
Speaker 1: tell what the word. That's the way. That's the way
Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, yeah, that's uh. I used to
Speaker 1: listen my favorite radio show as a kid, the Jim
Speaker 1: Healy Show, and that's what he would do. He would
Speaker 1: play like the Lee Elia Drop, but just put the
Speaker 1: bleep in. It's just a little late. So it was
Speaker 1: like this and I was like, yeah, yeah, you could
Speaker 1: still hear the and the but yeah, you get a
Speaker 1: little bleep. In one of the reviews I read, the
Speaker 1: listener said he liked it better when it was like
Speaker 1: that rather than just hearing us curse. So once in
Speaker 1: a while, if you or I drop an F bomb,
Speaker 1: I'll do the Healy trick on it. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 1: fine with that. I'm five. If you want to bleep
Speaker 1: what I say, you know, I say, for example, let's
Speaker 1: do this right now, let's do a test rating skills. Uh,
Speaker 1: what are the seven deadly words? Cooksucker? I think those
Speaker 1: are some of the deadly words. And so I just
Speaker 1: said them, but you won't actually hear them. Can you
Speaker 1: say asshole? Uh? You can say ass and you can
Speaker 1: say whole. You gotta pause for one second. You have
Speaker 1: to say asked one as a whole like that, because
Speaker 1: God forbid you know, you just say asshole? Got it?
Speaker 1: You can't you can't. You can't say somebody was taking
Speaker 1: a ship because that's a bodily function. You can't say
Speaker 1: I went outside and took a bit because the bodily function. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Who decided that we can't hear bodily functions? Somebody that
Speaker 1: wanted to be able to eat their lunch while they
Speaker 1: listen to the radio without getting an upset stomach, I guess.
Speaker 1: Remember Carlin did the famous bit to seven deadly words.
Speaker 1: And it's actually it's like more than seven because it's
Speaker 1: a lot of phrases, right, there's a lot of phrases
Speaker 1: you can't you can't say. I think he parodied that.
Speaker 1: Wasn't Carlin took that off? The seven Deadly Sins, right,
Speaker 1: wasn't that is? Yes, it was like a parody. And
Speaker 1: of course those were all famously read to Howard Stern
Speaker 1: in his movie Oh Yes, Yes. Well, we had another
Speaker 1: reference to the podcast on Friday, but we had Farrell
Speaker 1: on who worked for Howard Stern. He told some some
Speaker 1: interesting stories about Howard who would show up the parties
Speaker 1: for like ten minutes of these massive Galla parties and
Speaker 1: and then he would, you know, show up for ten
Speaker 1: minutes to have a drink and then leave and everyone
Speaker 1: where'd he go? And and that? So I think he's
Speaker 1: I think I'm wired the same way because that's how
Speaker 1: I would want to do that. I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: everyone have a great times and I'll get out of it.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be the Ben Mallard super Bowl party in Glendale, Arizona. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be there early. So allright, have I have
Speaker 1: in front of me? Dowd Danny through the magic of
Speaker 1: the Internet the seven Deadly words as were written Carlin
Speaker 1: in nine two. So it's a pitch fuck cockers. Those
Speaker 1: are the those are the magic words, according to I
Speaker 1: guess if somebody said tits what about what Mike North
Speaker 1: used to say, he used to say orioles, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would be running. I'd be running the board on daybreak
Speaker 1: and We'll be talking about his neighbor true Story on
Speaker 1: the Area's Live and he's like my neighbor. He's a
Speaker 1: nice fella for an oriental well the studio or like
Speaker 1: what did he just say? Oh my god, Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: and it's you. I love my We've had Mike on
Speaker 1: the podcast, but Mike's from the old school, right, and
Speaker 1: we've all, we we guys around our age, we've all
Speaker 1: had the uncomfortable uncle or grandpa who just doesn't give
Speaker 1: a sh and uh, and you know, there's it's very awkward.
Speaker 1: You know it's and you're you're sitting in a restaurant
Speaker 1: u and you know, not that I'm the word please,
Speaker 1: but I I don't want to make people feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But I have no control over what my relatives say.
Speaker 1: And there's a there's many different ways to say certain
Speaker 1: ethnicities that the some are acceptable on applied society and
Speaker 1: others or not. And you never know. I was at
Speaker 1: a part of this guy was not related to me,
Speaker 1: but this guy Vinny who showed up to the Christmas party.
Speaker 1: I got COVID at the Christmas Eve party and that
Speaker 1: guy was, Oh my god, he was like he was
Speaker 1: like from that Benny Hill show. Not Benny, it was
Speaker 1: the Uh Archie Griffin. Was that the one all in
Speaker 1: the family? Yeah, exactly. It was like that old sitcom
Speaker 1: from Archie Bunker, I said, I say, Archie Griffin the cartoon?
Speaker 1: Hell was that? Where the hell did that come from?
Speaker 1: I was that in my head? Uh? Insane? You're right though,
Speaker 1: our fame drop the computer, the CPU voice that we've
Speaker 1: used for years. I wish I could have a speaker
Speaker 1: connected to my belt and be able to play that
Speaker 1: racist drop on some of these older folks. Oh it's
Speaker 1: that is the most I would say, the most popular
Speaker 1: drop that's regularly used. People love that, they love it.
Speaker 1: But what I've noticed, Danny over the years with with
Speaker 1: you and then Roberto playing the drop, is they love
Speaker 1: it when it's out of context, When when you're not
Speaker 1: saying anything remotely racist, and you play that, that gets
Speaker 1: the biggest laugh. I love to play it. Whatever you
Speaker 1: would say, like imagine the coach riding out on the
Speaker 1: white board, it's gonna be black Friday anytime sounds like
Speaker 1: it could be racist, but it's definitely not. That's when
Speaker 1: you play that drop Yeah. And the funny thing about
Speaker 1: that is when you started doing that on the show,
Speaker 1: that was just a funny. But now in society now
Speaker 1: it's kind of like that where everything is racist, like,
Speaker 1: you know, you can't do anything. It's all racist, which
Speaker 1: is fascinating that we did that as a cheesy bit
Speaker 1: on the radio. And now society well, and I say society,
Speaker 1: I think there is social media society and decorum and
Speaker 1: then there's like real world society. I don't think the
Speaker 1: two of them aligned. You know, it's I often talk
Speaker 1: about it being the matrix. But anyway, that is a
Speaker 1: we got carried well. I don't think I finished reading
Speaker 1: the email from Tammy and Montana. She's probably like, what
Speaker 1: the hell you stopped at dildo denial? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Email continues, She says, if she wasn't talking about Helen,
Speaker 1: if she wasn't such a bragging, negative, narcissistic, cold hearted prude.
Speaker 1: People would like her, and Stu may want to bend
Speaker 1: her over Wow a position that he doesn't have to
Speaker 1: look at her hideous face. Hideous Helen hides behind her keyboard.
Speaker 1: Usually people that bragg are notorious for being wires. Tammy
Speaker 1: and Montana says anytime she wants to do a verbal
Speaker 1: octagon on the show, I will take the night off
Speaker 1: from work, and she signs it Tammy and Montana, Let's
Speaker 1: go bitch Wow. I would like to get all these
Speaker 1: folks together in the same room, serve them some Kirkland
Speaker 1: brand alcohol, give him some Benny the bobble heads that
Speaker 1: we're gonna have made from our promotions department, and have
Speaker 1: them sing some Kumbayas together Ben and see if we
Speaker 1: could change the world. They get very fired up. It's
Speaker 1: it's just a dopey weekend podcast. You don't need to
Speaker 1: get all worked up. Oh my god, the hell? And
Speaker 1: Tammy she is amazing because Tammy is like the sweetest woman.
Speaker 1: She helps out all these people, but then she turns
Speaker 1: into this like raging, insane, angry I am going to
Speaker 1: take down the world woman, it's a wild, wild wild right.
Speaker 1: Moving on, I got mail, yea, I got mail ya,
Speaker 1: it's not that exciting. Pierre from Springfield, home of the
Speaker 1: Pro Basketball Hall of Fame where you can see Muffin
Speaker 1: McGraw and shrine there says some hot radio talk for you, Ben.
Speaker 1: How often do you record commercials between breaks? And is
Speaker 1: this why your extra salty on some days? You mentioned
Speaker 1: that you don't like to talk during the breaks, and
Speaker 1: I remember not long ago you had a tough time
Speaker 1: recording a spot in the allotted time, only to have
Speaker 1: Coop tell you it didn't matter because it was for
Speaker 1: the podcast. Yes, Pierre, I record usually once every couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. We'll have a recording session that's typically during
Speaker 1: the show. Sometimes I have to do it after the show,
Speaker 1: which I don't like. And it's a network radio show,
Speaker 1: so the commercials have to be either thirty or sixty seconds,
Speaker 1: depending on how much the advertiser pays for and uh,
Speaker 1: they typically give you about two minutes of copy, about
Speaker 1: two minutes of copy to get a thirty second commercial.
Speaker 1: And I'm not a fast I'm not a fast reader,
Speaker 1: so it becomes problematic and I like to put my
Speaker 1: own touch on the commercials. I like to add things
Speaker 1: that aren't in the copy, which sometimes I get in
Speaker 1: trouble usually when I do that, but I I feel
Speaker 1: like it. You know, maybe it's just me, but I
Speaker 1: feel like that makes it more enjoyable for the listener
Speaker 1: and for the advertiser that you personalize the commercial. But
Speaker 1: not everyone wants the commercial personalized. I turned in one
Speaker 1: of your commercials one time and sales kicked it back
Speaker 1: to me and they're like, we don't want Ben to
Speaker 1: say his name and that commercial. I was told by
Speaker 1: a guy when I first got in the business, and
Speaker 1: this guy had made a lot of money as an
Speaker 1: older guy. He's not in the business anymore. He told
Speaker 1: me said, man, you know they're gonna have you do
Speaker 1: these commercials, and sometimes they're not gonna pay you for
Speaker 1: these commercials. So you take advantage of this. Every time
Speaker 1: they give you a commercial, you put your name on that.
Speaker 1: That way you are promoting your brand. You're not getting paid,
Speaker 1: so the only money you're getting is your promotion for
Speaker 1: your name, and make sure your name is in there.
Speaker 1: So every time some listener here's that commercial, they put
Speaker 1: your name in there. And that way, while you're not
Speaker 1: getting paid money. You're getting paid with promotion. You're promoting
Speaker 1: your brand. And so I've always done that. I've always
Speaker 1: thrown my name in either the first name or the
Speaker 1: last name, and I've always I will continue to do it,
Speaker 1: and if anybody doesn't want me to do that, then
Speaker 1: you can pay me a ton of money and then
Speaker 1: I will not put my name in it. That I'm
Speaker 1: steal that. That's how I do it. Danny and I
Speaker 1: was Mercedes Benz. But that wasn't weird. They're they're gonna that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was an id one, but that answers that. Pierre Also,
Speaker 1: he says, PS, since you often spin your roll the
Speaker 1: decks of the FSR Alumni Association, Is there any chance
Speaker 1: of getting KK on the Friday Podcast someday the Great
Speaker 1: Karen k Oh? Yeah? Uh yeah, you know, I've tried.
Speaker 1: I've tried to get Karen on a few times, but
Speaker 1: our schedules haven't worked out. But now just and this
Speaker 1: was years ago, but now that I do the most
Speaker 1: of the recording in my home studio, I can record
Speaker 1: anytime she's available, so which has got to be annoying
Speaker 1: to her because there's no way for her to get
Speaker 1: out of this because I can say when whenever you're available,
Speaker 1: I'll record it, and she wanted to do it. She
Speaker 1: loves the fans of the show, and she says I
Speaker 1: talked to car In a while back and she said
Speaker 1: she's still getting messages on Twitter and Facebook from fans
Speaker 1: of the show remember the old days, And so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna added to my list right here. Brian Billick, Karen, Yes, Uh,
Speaker 1: we were the only show that has been turned down
Speaker 1: by Brian bill Like multiple times. Brian bill Brian Billick,
Speaker 1: I'd like to talk to Brian, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to beg to talk to Brian alright. Uh, moving the
Speaker 1: playoffs drop voice instead of playoffs. There's nothing better as
Speaker 1: a guy doing a podcast or you Danny, who's you're
Speaker 1: doing the show and producing the podcast from getting an
Speaker 1: email on a Saturday saying we're excited to do the
Speaker 1: interview campra do it, and then on a Monday you
Speaker 1: ask a follow up question and no response. On a Tuesday,
Speaker 1: you send an email and they say, oh, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not We're not doing that. Yeah. They're like, no, Um,
Speaker 1: we'll let you know a future date. You just told
Speaker 1: me you look forward to joining the podcast this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah and uh. And normally when that happens, that's a
Speaker 1: sign that you don't need to book anyone else. That's
Speaker 1: a sign you've booked a guest. Your job is done right,
Speaker 1: you've done your job, You've got your guests for the podcast,
Speaker 1: and you're ready to move on. When someone says, yes,
Speaker 1: I do a victory lap and you're right, it's like
Speaker 1: a load of bricks has been lifted off my shoulders.
Speaker 1: See this Billick email saying we're good for next week,
Speaker 1: excited to join the podcast, and I'm like, yes, I
Speaker 1: do the Tiger Woods fisch pump, Sure, and then yeah,
Speaker 1: to be kidding me. Then it turns out you're you're
Speaker 1: you're visiting a place that that's the dark side, don't
Speaker 1: know the side. Yes, I thought Michael Jordan's was the
Speaker 1: big fish to get for an interview, but it turns
Speaker 1: out it's Bill Yeah, Brian Billick. Of all people the
Speaker 1: the we've had bigger not that Brian is not a
Speaker 1: big name, but we've had bigger names on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I've also noticed there's some snobbery with the podcast that
Speaker 1: there's certain people that are they believe the podcast is
Speaker 1: below them, but they'd come on the radio show like
Speaker 1: they come on the Ben Maller Show if I booked
Speaker 1: them as a guest. But the podcast, they feel like
Speaker 1: it's listen. I don't think they understand how many people
Speaker 1: listen to this podcast. It's a very popular podcast. Like
Speaker 1: most podcast now, you know, Danny, there's of the podcast
Speaker 1: no one's listening to. Not that we have a Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan audience, we don't, but we have a good loyal
Speaker 1: following and this podcast does as well, and sometimes it
Speaker 1: does better than the radio show podcast because it's only
Speaker 1: available on the podcast. You can't hear this on terrestrial radio.
Speaker 1: You can only hear it on the podcast. I literally
Speaker 1: think it's just the words. Sometimes you did the seven
Speaker 1: words earlier. Yeah, add past, not pussy for p p
Speaker 1: for podcast, because I swear to God, there'll be times
Speaker 1: where I stay away from using the word past in
Speaker 1: my interview request because normally a yes will come back
Speaker 1: following that because you say podcasts, and in somebody's mind
Speaker 1: immediately they think of some dude in his underwear with
Speaker 1: his balls hanging out in his garage. And most of
Speaker 1: the time that's true. All right, Kevin in Kansas, Moving on, here.
Speaker 1: We gotta get a speed up the process here, Kevin
Speaker 1: and Kansas is dear Ben and Danny g You You
Speaker 1: went from sidekick guest onto Danny g Ben. I see
Speaker 1: a pattern here besides the obvious Doug Gottlieb. What other
Speaker 1: d G sidekicks would you like to work with down
Speaker 1: the road? Who's d d G initials? Who are some
Speaker 1: other famous d G s. Gottile is the only one,
Speaker 1: but you mentioned him Kevin in the email. I have
Speaker 1: to think famous d G s. You're a d G
Speaker 1: Danny g Any Yeah, I can't think of any others
Speaker 1: off the top of my head. It's a brain twister, Kevin.
Speaker 1: How dare you? How dare you would mess with our minds? Uh?
Speaker 1: Let's see who is next on the mail bag? Come back?
Speaker 1: It's sign from mail call. Scott from Northern Kentucky says
Speaker 1: a couple of questions for you. In all your years
Speaker 1: around the Dodgers, did you have an opportunity to have
Speaker 1: conversations with Vince Scully? Did he ever swear? He says,
Speaker 1: I'll answer that first. You have a couple more, but yes,
Speaker 1: I actually knew casually Vince Scully. It's one of the
Speaker 1: cool things, the coolest things I could say that I've accomplished,
Speaker 1: if it's even an accomplishment. But I I started out
Speaker 1: covering the Dodgers. I was nineteen years old. I was
Speaker 1: I was a green bananas. And I really through my formative,
Speaker 1: you know years, as a young adult in my twenties
Speaker 1: and thirties, I pretty much spent five, six, seven nights
Speaker 1: a week at Dodger Stadium in the press box. And
Speaker 1: I really I knew Ven a little bit, and I
Speaker 1: had dinner with him a few times on the road,
Speaker 1: which was awesome. And I'll never forget one of the
Speaker 1: greatest nights with Vin was at Chase Stadium, and this
Speaker 1: was like the one of the last years. Vin didn't
Speaker 1: usually make the road trips the last few years of
Speaker 1: his career with the Dodgers, but he he would try
Speaker 1: to go back to New York. He would make selective
Speaker 1: trips because he grew up in New York, and he
Speaker 1: he'd go back. And so we're having dinner and and
Speaker 1: and Vin was regaling us with stories about when he
Speaker 1: was a kid and there was a a strike. The
Speaker 1: trash men in Manhattan in New York went on strike,
Speaker 1: and he told this story and I still remember the
Speaker 1: detail the style that Ben told the story about how
Speaker 1: people were so desperate when the sanitation workers in New
Speaker 1: York went on strike to get rid of the trash.
Speaker 1: And it was around Christmas time. And so back in
Speaker 1: those days they had these massive televisions, you know, those
Speaker 1: huge TVs, the tube TVs, and so there were some
Speaker 1: people that had tube TVs and what they were doing,
Speaker 1: at least it happened at one time. Anyway, Ben remembers
Speaker 1: they would get the big box that the TV came in,
Speaker 1: like the wooden crate, and they'd fill it with trash
Speaker 1: and then wrap it in wrapping paper and put a
Speaker 1: bowl on it. And so obviously the sanitation workers wouldn't
Speaker 1: take it, but somebody would steal it, thinking it was
Speaker 1: a TV or something like that, and so they'd have
Speaker 1: their trash taking care of somebody would steal it. And
Speaker 1: then Ben told this, so I never heard him curse. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, I have I have many Vince Scullies stories.
Speaker 1: I don't know that we want to get into that
Speaker 1: right now. We're limited time. But very nice man. And
Speaker 1: when he would say hello Ben, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh man, because as a little kid, I grew up
Speaker 1: watching Vin do the Doctor, and my mom was a
Speaker 1: huge Fence Scully fan. So I was like, wow, man,
Speaker 1: that's all right. That's like, uh talking to the Pulp.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, the pulp knows
Speaker 1: your name. And I was like, holy Canoli. But anyway,
Speaker 1: you're not kidding man. Being a little kid in southern California,
Speaker 1: hearing his voice on a transistor radio during the summer,
Speaker 1: everyone shut up and they listened. And he was a
Speaker 1: big part of the soundtrack of our Lives. Oh. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I never heard him curse. I did ask him one time.
Speaker 1: I'll get more to this later, but I asked him
Speaker 1: if he you know, I thought I was doing Dodger
Speaker 1: talk after the game, so I thought Vin would be
Speaker 1: listening on his way home, and I said, hey, Vin,
Speaker 1: you know you what are you doing after the game?
Speaker 1: What do you listened to when you're driving back to
Speaker 1: the valley. He said, classical music. He was like Jojo
Speaker 1: on the radio, kiss FM. Not you not you man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would have been That would have been even better
Speaker 1: if he had said that. But anyway, he says, uh,
Speaker 1: are you do you ever see yourself going back into
Speaker 1: the studio full time. Here's another question about that. Are
Speaker 1: you going Howard Stirred on us and hiding away? Uh? Yeah, No.
Speaker 1: I will go back to the studio occasionally. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'll ever go back. I mean, I spent a
Speaker 1: lot of money building the studio out here, so I
Speaker 1: feel like it would be a total waste of my
Speaker 1: money to then not use the studio. And I have
Speaker 1: to use it for the podcast anyway because the schedules. Ah,
Speaker 1: I will go in. I'm excited to see what the
Speaker 1: new studios look like. We're building in Burbank, right where
Speaker 1: they used to do the Tonight Show, right across the
Speaker 1: street from where Johnny Carson did the Night Show in
Speaker 1: Burbank back in the day, and Jay Leno and those guys.
Speaker 1: So I'm excited to see that, and I'll go in occasionally.
Speaker 1: And one of the one of the things that you
Speaker 1: know this Danny from doing the Overnight show. One of
Speaker 1: the advantages if you're on during the days, you can play,
Speaker 1: grab bass and schmooze with executives and salespeople. I have
Speaker 1: none of that. I can schmooze if I go and
Speaker 1: do the show, I you know, shooes with the guys
Speaker 1: and all that, But I can also hang out with
Speaker 1: the guys cleaning the toilet and cleaning. Not that those
Speaker 1: are bad people. I probably probably talk to them the
Speaker 1: management people, but it's just not I'm not really getting
Speaker 1: anything extra out of it by going in uh. And
Speaker 1: then he asked a question about Helen and Stu. He says,
Speaker 1: who the hell are Helen ste It was mildly funny
Speaker 1: when they fought with Gascon, but the last email just
Speaker 1: showed that they are mean and nasty people, probably the
Speaker 1: old grumpy couple that go to dinner at three pm,
Speaker 1: complain about everything and don't tip their serve. I have
Speaker 1: a feeling they are lonely and bitter people whose families
Speaker 1: don't even talk to them. While shots fired from Scott
Speaker 1: in Northern Kentucky, Tim from Augusta, Maine rights in and
Speaker 1: again limited time. He says, Ben, do you think that
Speaker 1: this is the time you break out of Overnight's number
Speaker 1: eighteen show? Showing great listener growth and seem to be
Speaker 1: promoted a lot more? Is it time for a promotion? Well?
Speaker 1: That's not enough to meet him, and I'm very happy
Speaker 1: during the Overnight show and I like it. I have
Speaker 1: a good cult following a good niche following. Not that
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do a great job on
Speaker 1: a morning show or an afternoon show and dominate and
Speaker 1: kick ass, but it would be a much different show.
Speaker 1: And I know from experience when I do these other
Speaker 1: shows and I go out and I don't do the
Speaker 1: standard bull crap that we do on the overnight show,
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I get a lot of Hey, what's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? You're a selloutler and I want to be
Speaker 1: called to sell it. Scott Farrell told the story on
Speaker 1: the Friday Podcast. He got hired by the Atlanta Thrashers.
Speaker 1: He sold out to become an NHL play by play guy.
Speaker 1: He lasted one year. They then had to pay him
Speaker 1: the rest of his contract for like three years. He
Speaker 1: said he just sat around, smoked weed, drank and got checks,
Speaker 1: uh from the NHL team. That's kind of the dream, right,
Speaker 1: Isn't that that? I mean in some way, not that
Speaker 1: I want to fail, but to have that kind of
Speaker 1: set up, my my god. But you know, Tim, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't see anything in the horizon unless unless
Speaker 1: the company gets cheap on me or something like that,
Speaker 1: and I have to go somewhere else. But other than that,
Speaker 1: I see no evidence of that being the cases. They've
Speaker 1: been very good to me. They help me pay my
Speaker 1: bills for a long time. And uh and I think
Speaker 1: I've provided them with marginal overnight sports talk radio. Emmett
Speaker 1: the Blind Seahawk fan rights in, that's hey, that's a kid.
Speaker 1: You can't say that word around emmy, emm it's in
Speaker 1: high school. How dare you? It's wrong with you again?
Speaker 1: And I'll bleep it, all right, you gotta bleep that here,
Speaker 1: Yeah there, all right. Mt the Blind Sea Fan Olympia says,
Speaker 1: what is the most awkward phone call you guys have
Speaker 1: had to deal with on the radio? I could write
Speaker 1: a book, Emmett on this. Two of them that pop
Speaker 1: in my head right now. I had a caller from
Speaker 1: Phoenix named Monty from Phoenix who was using a different name.
Speaker 1: And then I was doing a show over Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 1: And as I remember the story, which is probably not
Speaker 1: actually what happened, but in my head, as I remember it,
Speaker 1: it was like Thanksgiving. He starts, he's clearly he had
Speaker 1: something to drink, more than something. He's passing the phone around,
Speaker 1: and then he has this big admission that he's been
Speaker 1: living a lit that he used a fake name, He's
Speaker 1: not who he says he was, and it was very
Speaker 1: bizarre and it was like out of completely out of
Speaker 1: the twilight Zone. And then the other famous call, I
Speaker 1: think you were with me on this? I think you
Speaker 1: were with me, Danny. Were you there when we had
Speaker 1: the guy that had the heart attack? Oh yeah, on
Speaker 1: the show? And Coop did not handle that very well.
Speaker 1: Neither did I. Neither did I My my my response
Speaker 1: was the guys like he was talking about Chris Collinsworth
Speaker 1: or something. As I remember, he was calling from Cincinnati,
Speaker 1: Cardiac Stanley. We named him cardiac, Yeah, cardiac stant And
Speaker 1: so he calls up and he was on hold for
Speaker 1: a while and he starts huffing and puffing and he
Speaker 1: wants to get his point in and I forget exactly
Speaker 1: what he said. It was something I having. I think
Speaker 1: I'm having like a heart attack or something like that,
Speaker 1: and so I was like, whoa. And it didn't sound
Speaker 1: like he was having some kind of heart issue. His
Speaker 1: arm went numb and he was breathing really crazy, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I think I'm having a heart attack. Right now,
Speaker 1: everybody was daring headlights. You didn't know what to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't expect that. So I think I said, Coop,
Speaker 1: it may put you on hold, Coop will take care
Speaker 1: of it. We'll get you some help or something like that.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know how to how to handle that one.
Speaker 1: That was a weird one. There was also there was
Speaker 1: the guy that proposed to his his girlfriend proposed marriage.
Speaker 1: I kept the guy on hold for a long time
Speaker 1: because he wanted to talk about Duke, and I was like,
Speaker 1: it was like Duke college basketball. It wasn't really the
Speaker 1: tournament time, so I thought, that's a terrible call. And
Speaker 1: then I put him on eventually and he was like
Speaker 1: half he was like half sleeping and uh. And and
Speaker 1: then it was so funny because he he had to
Speaker 1: wake up the lady that he was proposing to for marriage,
Speaker 1: the lovely woman, and then right after she said whatever
Speaker 1: she said, I think she said, yes, they're now divorced.
Speaker 1: He told me a couple of years ago. He wrote
Speaker 1: me and said they got married, but they're divorced. But
Speaker 1: he hey, can I still talk about Duke? Was that
Speaker 1: was that? We used that as a drop I think
Speaker 1: that the show for a while. I was, uh, that's
Speaker 1: very funny. Who is next year? He's amazing, amazing questions
Speaker 1: one is better than the next. Come back, It's time
Speaker 1: from now, I'll call all right, he'll Billy Mike, and
Speaker 1: Richmond Virginia says, uh, let's see this one's for Danny G.
Speaker 1: First Lee butt kissing. It sucked when you left Ben show.
Speaker 1: He'll Billy writes in you had a way of hitting
Speaker 1: the perfect spot with a relevant drop. Uh And man,
Speaker 1: I sure miss genies drops because of all all but
Speaker 1: one of hers disappeared overnight. You never had a problem
Speaker 1: talking smack to Ben when you disagreed with his takes,
Speaker 1: and things just flowed. And then he then he'll Billy
Speaker 1: take shots at Roberto. He does not like the way
Speaker 1: that Roberto plays the drops, and I'll skip over that,
Speaker 1: but I take some shots there at Roberto, and he says,
Speaker 1: with you back in studio from time to time, is
Speaker 1: there anyway you can share your drop wisdom Danny G
Speaker 1: with Roberto, and he says, because the drops are an
Speaker 1: art form and while you are Picasso. He then says
Speaker 1: that my guy Roberto is a finger painting shots fired
Speaker 1: by hill Billy Mike. But there is a there is
Speaker 1: a technique and I think Roberto is fine. I think
Speaker 1: he does get up. Some days are better than others,
Speaker 1: but that's how everything is. I have better days than others.
Speaker 1: Some days I suck at radio, other days I'm okay,
Speaker 1: and some days I'm pretty good. And that's just life
Speaker 1: in general. But that is. It is the timing, especially
Speaker 1: me because I I don't pause that often, so You've
Speaker 1: got to really pick your spots. When I'm bloviating. You
Speaker 1: have to have a lot of windows open on the
Speaker 1: computers in front of you. It's kind of like being
Speaker 1: a gun slinger, Ben, because those are your bullets. You
Speaker 1: gotta know exactly where every bullet is for every occasion
Speaker 1: and then fire them at the perfect time. I got
Speaker 1: a thing about dead bodies. I mean, it's far from easy. Hell,
Speaker 1: even on post production of the podcast, it's not easy.
Speaker 1: So shouts out to anybody that tries it and does
Speaker 1: it on a regular basis. I give love to all
Speaker 1: the tech producers that give it their best. I will
Speaker 1: say that, you know, when I'm in there filling in,
Speaker 1: it's filling in for Coupe. So my head spinning with
Speaker 1: answering all the calls coming in from the Mallard militia,
Speaker 1: putting together the podcast, putting together the games and the
Speaker 1: features that go on during the live show. So there's
Speaker 1: so much going on in the producer chair, there's no
Speaker 1: way in hell I could lean over and tell Roberto, Hey,
Speaker 1: pull a couple of these drops I want Yea and
Speaker 1: hill Billy Mike. I mean, but I promise you some
Speaker 1: of the drops you miss, especially from back in the day,
Speaker 1: I will definitely insert into the Fifth Hour podcasts. You
Speaker 1: pay me five dollars, I'll endorse a game magazine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're here to spread we love you. Were very special
Speaker 1: and Roberto was really nice last week three or four
Speaker 1: drops I had been looking for. He helped me find
Speaker 1: and I was able to load them in and email
Speaker 1: them to myself and get him into this weekend this podcast.
Speaker 1: So your staff is great, dude, because anytime I asked
Speaker 1: the Mallard staff for something, they are usually on top
Speaker 1: of It. Might take a day or two because there's
Speaker 1: some weed involved, but results happen and they're really nice
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah. Yeah, he's gotta. They put a lot
Speaker 1: of work in and make everything sound good. Well, we've
Speaker 1: got time for one more Ozzy momentum from Downer says, hey,
Speaker 1: Ben and Danny G. Have you guys ever been water
Speaker 1: skiing or wakeboarding? It is a pastime here in Perth,
Speaker 1: the part of Australia that Ozzy Momentum lives in. If so,
Speaker 1: how did you go? He also says, Danny G. Can
Speaker 1: you please set Ben right and tell him that Cincinnati,
Speaker 1: Ohio is not in the south and only chumps think so.
Speaker 1: I love a guy that from Perth, Australia is trying
Speaker 1: to teach me about American geography. How what is wrong
Speaker 1: with you? What is wrong? You are? You are? I
Speaker 1: don't think of since as the South. I do I do.
Speaker 1: I've been to the airport in Cincinnati, and it's the
Speaker 1: Cincinnati Kentucky. It's in actually in Kentucky. I think of
Speaker 1: Kentucky as the South, so I think of Cincinnati. There's
Speaker 1: like the point of demarcation. You crossed the Rubicon border though,
Speaker 1: that's right where the time changes. I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like that makes sense a different part of the country. No,
Speaker 1: it's it is the this I believe it is in
Speaker 1: the south. I'm going south on that and I will
Speaker 1: travel at some point to Cincinnati to meet people, shake hands,
Speaker 1: kiss babies, and all that and uh, and we will
Speaker 1: have a country jamboree and sounds like you're gonna count
Speaker 1: teeth while you're there, and no comments. So the water
Speaker 1: skiing and wakeboarding, none of that. I love body boarding
Speaker 1: here in the Pacific Ocean. That's how the cool. The
Speaker 1: bodyboards are fun, but I've never been pulled by a boat.
Speaker 1: They go so fast and when I see people fall,
Speaker 1: that doesn't look fun at all. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: do a cost benefit analysis. Is it worth it? Because
Speaker 1: there are it doesn't get talked about. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of people that die every summer doing that stuff on
Speaker 1: lakes and ponds and whatnot. And one thing goes wrong.
Speaker 1: That water is like a brick wall and it looks
Speaker 1: fine and all that, but you make a couple of
Speaker 1: missteps and game over. You have not done done too
Speaker 1: much water stuff. I like, you know, swimming in the pool,
Speaker 1: going to the ocean and whatnot. But not done. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not a Perth guy. I'd have to come
Speaker 1: visit you assi momentum in Perth. You have to give
Speaker 1: me the we can see some assy rules football. We'll
Speaker 1: do that and uh and go around. I think that's it.
Speaker 1: That's all we have time for you. Thanks that John
Speaker 1: uh from Parts Unknown, Chris and Marrit Cocoa, Iowa. It
Speaker 1: has been a big supporter of the podcast, Nick and
Speaker 1: Wisconsin as well. Big fan. We didn't have time to
Speaker 1: get your questions and a couple of other people who
Speaker 1: I did not. I did not write your names down unfortunately,
Speaker 1: but again, thank you for supporting the podcast. Give us
Speaker 1: to review. We will read your review on a future episode,
Speaker 1: the Saturday episode of the podcast. And again thanks to
Speaker 1: Scott Farrell. Thank you Danny for booking that and getting
Speaker 1: a hold of Scott. And it was wild and crazy
Speaker 1: and zany and if you're a fan of radio, dudes,
Speaker 1: Scott the first like thirty minutes of that interview and
Speaker 1: first twenty minutes of any rather, whoa, what is going
Speaker 1: on here? This is like next level. I've known Scott
Speaker 1: Farrell for years. I know he does crazy stuff on
Speaker 1: the radio, but I'm like, whoa. It was bare I
Speaker 1: barely said anything. It was just him. He was bouncing
Speaker 1: off the walls. It was wild on fire. What a
Speaker 1: great week of radio at Fox Sports and with you
Speaker 1: and the shows you did. Just a fun, fun week,
Speaker 1: good times, good times. I'll be back in the magic
Speaker 1: radio box tonight Terrestial Radio, eleven p m. Sunday night
Speaker 1: in the West. That's two am Monday morning in the East,
Speaker 1: two to six Eastern Time on Monday morning, eleven to
Speaker 1: three in the West. And we'll be yapping about all
Speaker 1: the big stories here that took place over the weekend.
Speaker 1: And be safe, live long, and prosper, and we'll kitch
Speaker 1: you next time. Gotta murder, gotta go, Gotta murder, gotta go.