WEBVTT - "Need Clown Music" Mail Bag 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.480 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.200 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.600 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:23.439 Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:32.600 with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:37.640 The Sunday Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.680 Radio back at it again here to blow viate eight 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:46.480 days a week and uh. One of my favorite podcast 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:50.080 to do, The mailbag. Danny always look forward. You never 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:52.479 know what you're gonna get in the mailbag. See, normally 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:56.640 I put the mail bag together, and I don't typically 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:59.800 pay that close attention because I'm half asleep, you know, 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:02.000 I'm kind of in a trance when I'm putting the 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:04.919 email together. I'm just kind of cherry picking random email. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.760 And so then when I when we do the podcast here, 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.600 it's like all of these are new emails because I 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.319 forget what's actually and I don't pay that close attention 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:16.880 when I'm actually putting the mail back together from the 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:21.800 random people and Remember we're replacing a multibillion dollar industry 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:25.040 in the NFL. No pressure, but we are the Sunday 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:28.800 entertainment now. Yes, that's right. The NFL was taken away 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.160 from our audience now, but we have nothing to compete 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:34.720 against us on Sunday, especially those lazy kind of Sunday afternoons. 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:38.880 And Baseball's got this labor crew fluffle thing, so who 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:42.840 knows when they'll be baseball again on a regular basis 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:46.319 during the regular season, So that's not waste any time. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.600 I want to get right to the mailbag, and so 0:01:48.880 --> 0:02:01.200 into it we go. Thanks every buddy Ohio Al who 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:03.600 sent that little ditty in a while back, and we 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.240 play that every mail bag. That is the official beginning 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.640 to the mail bag. If you like the podcast, you 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.520 want to support us, you can always give a review. 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:13.240 We talked about that on the Saturday podcast. We thank 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:15.840 you for that. But also if you want to add 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:18.480 content on the show here and help us out and 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.519 send a question in if there's something you you're curious 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:22.600 about it you just want to hear your name right 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.240 on the radio because you want to ask a question, 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:26.920 that's fine as well. You can send it in Questions 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:29.480 and comments are welcome in the mail bag. I normally 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.760 post on Tuesday early in the day on the Facebook 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:35.000 page and then I'll pin it to the top of 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:40.360 the page. Ben Mallers Show is the official work Facebook 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.960 page that we use for the show. And then we 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.919 also have the email. You can contact me Real fifth 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:48.760 Hour at gmail dot com. It's F I F T H. 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:52.520 Spell out fifth Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.480 And you can also send questions to Danny on Twitter. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:58.960 Uh is Danny G Radio on Twitter? And to me, um, 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.080 don't send it to me on Twitter, I get I 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:04.120 don't want them to email me, send me an email 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:08.040 or post a message on the Facebook page. So the 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:11.000 email getting right into it? Do you have your hazmat 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:14.440 suit on? Danny? Are you prepared for the for the email? 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.799 What we're about to get here? Ready? Freddy? Alright? So 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:22.320 here we've got Yes, we do. Jennifer from a Richmond, Virginia. 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.079 Our friend Jennifer writes, since its hey, Ben and Danny G. 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.919 Have you ever been grocery shopping but in the middle 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.959 of it, for any reason, you decided you were done 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:37.080 over over it and you just want to leave whatever 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:40.400 didn't make it into the car you justify how you 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:42.920 don't really need it anyway and you'll get it later, 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:46.240 or you grab just the priorities in rush to check out. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:48.960 And I'm not talking about the holiday season, just a 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.960 normal day. Or Am I the only weirdo that does that? 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:57.320 Sometimes against Jennifer, our friend from Richmond, Virginia, I've never 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:01.400 done that one, Jennifer. I am a meticulous grocery shopper. 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:05.000 I go on. I'm a man on a mission when 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:06.280 I go on and I want to get it. I 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:07.840 do want to get out of the grocery store as 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:10.280 quickly as possible. But I normally go at off hours 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:13.240 because of the overnight schedule that I have, and I'll 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:16.960 go at some really weird times. The stores around where 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:20.080 I live are not open twenty four hours, but I 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:24.080 will go right when they open or just before closing time. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:28.800 And I usually do a big shopping trip to Costco 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.599 me and the wife on the weekends. But during the 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.279 week you know, there's always like random stuff you need 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.239 from time to time, and so I'll just go in quick. 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:40.720 But I've never walked out before my mission was done. 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.200 It's like running the New York Marathon and then getting 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:47.480 to the thirteen mile mark and saying we're good, We're good. 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:50.440 What about your Danny. Yeah, I've never abandoned ship at 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.839 a grocery store, but inside a store like Target. And 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:56.400 I think I learned this from my mom. You know, 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.520 there's all the internet jokes all the time about went 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:02.520 into Arget for one thing and walked out with two 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:07.240 hundred dollars worth of crap. I didn't. Well, she would 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:11.320 go into Target, spend hours shopping, and then before she 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.960 got to check out, she would, you know, start deducing, 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.000 do I really need this? I really need that? No, 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.880 and she'd start putting things back. By the time she 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:26.960 checked out, half the cart was emptied. Yeah. So she 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.080 she goes in, she gets everything she thinks she needs, 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.320 and then she's like, all right, let me do a 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:33.919 cost benefit analysis here, and she'll thin the her She's like, 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:35.880 I don't need that, you know, I don't I want 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:40.080 to go do that, you know? And probably I mean 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:42.360 smart for your budget, but not a good way to 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:46.920 use time. Probably, No. And and they have done social experiments. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:50.520 The people that run these big stores like Target, Costco 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:55.360 and Gross just regularly big grocery stores. They know exactly 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:58.640 where to place items to get your attention when you're 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:02.000 walking through the store, and they've they've studied it's like 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.640 an art. If you show an item a certain amount 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:07.360 of times in the store, the person is more likely 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.960 to buy it, and you have it at eye level. 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:13.680 There's certainly it's crazy how much effort goes into that. 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.640 And then we're just dumb consumers. We're walking through like, oh, 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:19.560 oh wait a minute, here, Costco wants me to buy 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.400 that blender. I don't really need a blender, but it 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:24.120 looks really good. Look at all the smoothies I can 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:27.000 make if I had that blender. Well, I've read books. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.520 I'm a big fan of infomercials because in a late 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:33.560 night I fell asleep. That's what I'm competing against. And 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.320 I remember when I was younger, I read a book 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:41.120 about infommercials and they also they're even better than the 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:45.080 big box stores because they have just a ten fifteen 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:49.800 minute paid segment, uh to sell their product and and 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:53.280 all the little mind hacks of you know, ratcheting up 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.000 the drama, limited supply. You know, you don't want to 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.760 miss out, and we're all wired like, oh, we don't 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.680 want to miss out, you know, fall almoll right, fear 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.359 of missing out. You don't want to miss out on 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:06.160 the car wax. You can light on fire because your 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.719 life will not be complete. You'll you'll go into the grave. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.000 You'll be like, oh, if only I had that, my 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.840 life would be better. Anyway, we'll keep it going here. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:17.240 What do we have all right? Jason and Rocky Mount 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:21.040 Virginia says, Hey, guys, love the Danny G Radio edition. 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:23.600 Much better and cooler than gas can Al those shot 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:27.200 at gascn Uh was what I want to know. He's 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:29.800 I've asked this before, so I guess this is really 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:33.160 for Danny G. Have you ever been hunting or fishing? 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:37.720 If so, give me the details. Love the podcast as 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.800 always the great Jason Rocky Mount, who is one of 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:44.920 the hat benefactors. He sent me a very nice hat 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:47.920 back back in the day. It was last year, Danny. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:51.679 You ever been hunting, fishing any of that? Yeah? Actually 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.400 I have. When I was a little kid, my uncle 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:58.160 took me up into the woods in San Bernardino County. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:00.320 Believe it or not, there is some willed and st 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:03.640 up in that area and he would go deer hunting. 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.240 He also had a bow and arrow, like one of 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:08.480 those pro bows, and he would take us up there 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.720 and let us shoot the bow and arrow, which I 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:16.600 thought was cool. I have never done that since, but 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:20.680 my dad fishes. In fact, he has invited me and 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.640 my older brother for the second year in a row 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:27.320 to a bass lake fishing derby where they tag some 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:32.080 smallmouth bass. They put like a ten thousand dollar tag 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:34.160 on a few of the fish that they throw in 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:37.800 the lake, A fifty thousand dollar fishes in there, and 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:42.720 then like a hundred one dollar fish supposedly are tagged. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:45.080 Our joke is, how do we know that they really 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:48.640 did what they say they did? Well, exactly right, finding 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:51.600 a needle in a haystack, or have a bass in 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:55.280 the middle of a pond. Look. It was really funny 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.920 because on last year's boat, we're fishing, we're getting nothing. 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:03.680 We saw an eagle, which amazed us, but was even 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:07.400 more amazing he swooped down and grabbed a bass out 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:11.320 of the way and took off, and as everyone in 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:16.319 our boat is watching in amazement, just dead band, I said, well, 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:23.280 there goes the fifty dollar fish. Is that's outstanding? That 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.480 is out Yeah. I've only been fishing a couple of 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.640 random times, and it was one of those deals is like, 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:33.800 need to laugh. Yeah, it was city slickers. I didn't 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.880 know what the hell I was doing. I was out there, 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.400 it was a disaster and didn't catch it. Damn thing. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:42.319 I've never been hunting. I've never done that, so maybe 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.520 at some point along the way, I'm not against it. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.880 I mean I feel like I would be. Uh, I'm 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.319 much more testosterone danny if I went hunting. That's a 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:54.280 you know, I live. I live a life like everyone else. 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:55.880 If I want a piece of meat, I go to 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:59.000 the grocery store and they have anything I need, burgers, steak, 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:01.480 whatever I need, but that they have to to get 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.200 it and to chop it up and all that. That's 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:08.240 that's old school. These years later, I want that bow. 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.280 That uncle is still alive. I hope he leaves his 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:14.320 bow and arrows to me and his will. You might 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:21.360 be the beneficiary down the line. It's Barry and Nashville 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.640 says yo yo mob Benny. What's the biggest challenge you 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:28.400 face when you sit in for a different radio host show. Well, 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.959 we addressed this a little bit yesterday, Barry. But the 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:34.680 simple answer is to not funk up. That's the that's 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:38.000 the simple answer. But for me, you know, typically it 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:42.000 is adjusting my sleep schedule. And I mentioned that I'm 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:46.080 still all kind of wonky. Everything's backwards. It's gonna take 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.920 a couple more days here for that to turn around. 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:52.240 But that and also just you have to when when 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:54.680 your house sitting, you have to act a certain way, 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:58.200 and so that's always a challenge. I'm actually on the 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.080 live are and there's a little more pressure when you're 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.840 on during the day because the big corporate muckety MUCKs 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:06.240 are listening and they're not usually listening to me overnight. 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:10.960 So it's a it's a hole. Different worlds uncharted waters 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.200 is what it is when you're doing stuff at different times. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.480 But it's nice, rare and appropriate, Dan, That's what I 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:20.920 was at. Rare and appropriate unless there is a gigantic 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:26.400 check associated with it, and then then we're good on that. Otherwise, 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.920 I'm good at my little my little cubicle off to 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:34.160 the side here, I'm good with that ringing every once 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.880 in a while, like, oh, my guard, hold on second here, Now, 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:38.800 this is a this is a take that will work 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:42.040 at two in the morning, But will this work with 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.880 the business crowd? You know, I could say this at 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:49.959 two in the morning and I get around of applause. 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:52.760 But during the day I might get that. You know, 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:56.120 I don't want that. So I am Carlos. You when 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.080 your ship is floating through the night, it's called the 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:01.440 Safe Harbor. Yes, so I am the captain of the 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:07.559 Safe Heart. Got mail, yea? I got mail yea. Carlos 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.480 in Houston, right, sinces I absolutely love when you guys 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:14.360 talk about the behind the scenes stuff. And he then says, 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:18.320 I think that see O see you next Tuesday. Old 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:21.719 Hag from Florida should get in the verbal octagon with 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:27.120 Tammy in Montana and uh, and then Carlos says, uh. 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.640 He wants to annoy Danny G. You know what he 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.680 wants to annoy Danny G with What do you think 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:36.600 Carlos wants to annoy you with? No? Not the nicknames? Yes, 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:40.240 he says, sorry, Danny, I would like a nickname Rundown. So, 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:43.520 as we say, you know the podcast, anything goes the 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.680 listeners always right, Danny. So I am known as Carlos. 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:48.840 You're aware this. I'm known as the Baron of bald Dash, 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:55.240 big gall bladder manas the Menace, Captain knee Jerk, the 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:58.240 General of the generates, the tay Coon of tea is, 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:02.760 the master of does Aster, the hustler of Philipbuster the 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:07.960 night light Life. No, we don't need any of that, 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:15.040 puddler of producers, Benny Brightside, manity of Insanity, Marconi Mallard, 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:21.240 money Line Mallard, emissary of embellishment, Weeknight wind Bag Wizard, 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:25.880 a wacky slayer of naysayers, Grant Goober of gab screw you, 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:32.719 Bill Miller, Tower of Babel, honest adonist, nocturnal Colonel, the 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:38.120 underdog of monologue, and the Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:40.760 And that is only part of the nickname Rundown. And 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.640 as for you, Carlos my man, one of the few 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:47.800 good guys in Houston, a wretched place where they supported 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.679 cheaters back in the day. And the Astros, though I 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.319 haven't had to worry about them, the cheating Astros in 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:57.120 a while, not on my radar right now now they 0:13:57.160 --> 0:14:02.119 are not anyway. Move By the way, remember last weekend's 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:05.640 mail bag, a listener asked about that drop. You got 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:09.320 to be kidding me, yes, And that Eddie and myself 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.680 would play whenever you did. Those stupid nicknames. Well, I 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:17.520 found that. You have got to be kidding me. A ha, 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:21.520 it's from your boy, Hawk Harelson, Hawk Carrolson. Yeah, the 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.720 White Sox. He retired the old White Sox Hall of 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:26.960 Fame broadcaster, Hawk Carrolson. I've met him a few times 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.560 that you know. They called him the Hawk. He used 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:30.960 to play for the White Sox and they called him 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.320 Hawk because his nose is like a beak of a hawk. 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:37.080 His name. Well, I have that drop now, so anytime 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.040 you try to pull that, I'm gonna keep playing that 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.840 drop on you, all right, and you can go ahead 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.320 and knock yourself out there, big guy, I'm I'm prepared. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:49.160 You have got to be kidding me. I also, finally, 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:54.960 and it took two weeks, I found the Negros drop. No, no, yes, 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:59.000 don't do that. HOWB tried to hide it? Somebody tried 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.240 to hide it in the puter system. It says do 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:07.840 not play. Well, I think we know why that is 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.520 on the do not playlist. But all those negroes look 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.400 the same. Why wouldn't you just delete it? Right? Like? 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:15.720 What is the mindset of do not play? Why not 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:20.120 just click the delete button? Probably we need it for evidence. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:25.120 When the FCC files they're complaining before. Yeah, I can't 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.560 wait for that. I mean, I'll be so excited for that. 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:33.080 All right, let's see what do we have here? Is? Yes, 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:36.560 we do. Next email comes in from Tammy in Montana. 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.120 I guess I can I cleaned I cleaned this word 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:42.440 up the last time, but we're on the podcast, so 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:44.640 I could say I could say this word right, I can. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.000 Anything kind of goes on the podcast right now for 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.880 the most part. Uh, this is from Tammy and Montana. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:55.160 Very polite, very charming woman, the patron saint, the mother 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.640 Teresa of the Mallams. She she always looks out for 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.440 some of our more interesting characters on the show that 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.280 a little down on their luck, and Tammy and Montana 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.600 right since he says the podcast is great as it 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:11.240 has been from inception from the point of inception. Helen. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:16.520 Now this is Helen and Stu. These two, Helen and Steu, 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.680 very controversial, these two in Florida. So Helen wrote a 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.840 nasty message last I think it was last week about 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:28.800 Tammy and Montana. So now Tammy is giving her rebuttal 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:34.280 and this really is like a heavyweight boxing match. It 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:38.440 is absolutely like that. So I'm gonna read this verbatim, 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.640 and I'm not going to clean it up because we 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:44.280 read what Helen said, and I will read now what 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:49.040 the rebuttal from Tammy and Montana. So says Benny, Danny 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:53.600 g the podcast is great. Helen is another Karen. She 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:59.920 is a canue out jealous, is what it says here. 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:06.120 Her anger comes from having dildo denial. I've never heard 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:07.919 that one, Danny. Have you ever heard that one? I 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:11.600 don't know, I've never heard that. Will you be adding? Danny, 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.600 will be adding bleeps to this? Are you? And when 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:17.480 we play this back, are we gonna? I think what 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:20.440 I'm gonna do is bleep it? But you could still 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:23.280 tell what the word. That's the way. That's the way 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:26.080 to do it. Yeah, yeah, that's uh. I used to 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:28.400 listen my favorite radio show as a kid, the Jim 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:30.600 Healy Show, and that's what he would do. He would 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:35.200 play like the Lee Elia Drop, but just put the 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:37.080 bleep in. It's just a little late. So it was 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:42.320 like this and I was like, yeah, yeah, you could 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:46.639 still hear the and the but yeah, you get a 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.760 little bleep. In one of the reviews I read, the 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:52.080 listener said he liked it better when it was like 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:55.359 that rather than just hearing us curse. So once in 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.639 a while, if you or I drop an F bomb, 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:00.520 I'll do the Healy trick on it. Yeah, and I'm 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:02.280 fine with that. I'm five. If you want to bleep 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:04.560 what I say, you know, I say, for example, let's 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:08.200 do this right now, let's do a test rating skills. Uh, 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:13.760 what are the seven deadly words? Cooksucker? I think those 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:16.800 are some of the deadly words. And so I just 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.320 said them, but you won't actually hear them. Can you 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:22.880 say asshole? Uh? You can say ass and you can 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:26.199 say whole. You gotta pause for one second. You have 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:30.280 to say asked one as a whole like that, because 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:33.400 God forbid you know, you just say asshole? Got it? 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:36.760 You can't you can't. You can't say somebody was taking 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:39.800 a ship because that's a bodily function. You can't say 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:44.479 I went outside and took a bit because the bodily function. Yeah. 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:48.600 Who decided that we can't hear bodily functions? Somebody that 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:51.000 wanted to be able to eat their lunch while they 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:54.320 listen to the radio without getting an upset stomach, I guess. 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:58.520 Remember Carlin did the famous bit to seven deadly words. 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:01.359 And it's actually it's like more than seven because it's 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:04.400 a lot of phrases, right, there's a lot of phrases 0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:07.400 you can't you can't say. I think he parodied that. 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:10.520 Wasn't Carlin took that off? The seven Deadly Sins, right, 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:13.320 wasn't that is? Yes, it was like a parody. And 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.720 of course those were all famously read to Howard Stern 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:20.840 in his movie Oh Yes, Yes. Well, we had another 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:24.479 reference to the podcast on Friday, but we had Farrell 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:27.040 on who worked for Howard Stern. He told some some 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:29.719 interesting stories about Howard who would show up the parties 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:33.240 for like ten minutes of these massive Galla parties and 0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:35.600 and then he would, you know, show up for ten 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:38.000 minutes to have a drink and then leave and everyone 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:40.160 where'd he go? And and that? So I think he's 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:41.919 I think I'm wired the same way because that's how 0:19:41.960 --> 0:19:43.199 I would want to do that. I'd be like, oh, 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:46.119 everyone have a great times and I'll get out of it. 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:50.880 That's gonna be the Ben Mallard super Bowl party in Glendale, Arizona. Yeah, 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:54.600 we're gonna be there early. So allright, have I have 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:56.320 in front of me? Dowd Danny through the magic of 0:19:56.359 --> 0:20:00.640 the Internet the seven Deadly words as were written Carlin 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:08.800 in nine two. So it's a pitch fuck cockers. Those 0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:12.719 are the those are the magic words, according to I 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:15.560 guess if somebody said tits what about what Mike North 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:21.679 used to say, he used to say orioles, Yeah, I 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:24.360 would be running. I'd be running the board on daybreak 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:27.720 and We'll be talking about his neighbor true Story on 0:20:27.840 --> 0:20:30.800 the Area's Live and he's like my neighbor. He's a 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:34.720 nice fella for an oriental well the studio or like 0:20:34.800 --> 0:20:38.520 what did he just say? Oh my god, Yeah, for sure, 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:41.760 and it's you. I love my We've had Mike on 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:44.480 the podcast, but Mike's from the old school, right, and 0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:47.320 we've all, we we guys around our age, we've all 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:53.080 had the uncomfortable uncle or grandpa who just doesn't give 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:57.840 a sh and uh, and you know, there's it's very awkward. 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:00.000 You know it's and you're you're sitting in a restaurant 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:05.000 u and you know, not that I'm the word please, 0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:07.600 but I I don't want to make people feel uncomfortable. 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:10.359 But I have no control over what my relatives say. 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:14.200 And there's a there's many different ways to say certain 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:18.679 ethnicities that the some are acceptable on applied society and 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:21.800 others or not. And you never know. I was at 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:23.439 a part of this guy was not related to me, 0:21:23.480 --> 0:21:27.520 but this guy Vinny who showed up to the Christmas party. 0:21:27.520 --> 0:21:30.800 I got COVID at the Christmas Eve party and that 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:33.040 guy was, Oh my god, he was like he was 0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:36.119 like from that Benny Hill show. Not Benny, it was 0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:41.280 the Uh Archie Griffin. Was that the one all in 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:44.360 the family? Yeah, exactly. It was like that old sitcom 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:49.960 from Archie Bunker, I said, I say, Archie Griffin the cartoon? 0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:53.520 Hell was that? Where the hell did that come from? 0:21:54.040 --> 0:21:59.440 I was that in my head? Uh? Insane? You're right though, 0:21:59.440 --> 0:22:04.400 our fame drop the computer, the CPU voice that we've 0:22:04.480 --> 0:22:07.920 used for years. I wish I could have a speaker 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:11.040 connected to my belt and be able to play that 0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:14.560 racist drop on some of these older folks. Oh it's 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:17.200 that is the most I would say, the most popular 0:22:17.280 --> 0:22:20.280 drop that's regularly used. People love that, they love it. 0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:23.320 But what I've noticed, Danny over the years with with 0:22:23.400 --> 0:22:27.520 you and then Roberto playing the drop, is they love 0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:30.800 it when it's out of context, When when you're not 0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:35.040 saying anything remotely racist, and you play that, that gets 0:22:35.119 --> 0:22:37.800 the biggest laugh. I love to play it. Whatever you 0:22:37.800 --> 0:22:40.600 would say, like imagine the coach riding out on the 0:22:40.600 --> 0:22:49.080 white board, it's gonna be black Friday anytime sounds like 0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:52.320 it could be racist, but it's definitely not. That's when 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:55.040 you play that drop Yeah. And the funny thing about 0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:57.439 that is when you started doing that on the show, 0:22:58.400 --> 0:23:01.480 that was just a funny. But now in society now 0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:04.440 it's kind of like that where everything is racist, like, 0:23:04.680 --> 0:23:07.640 you know, you can't do anything. It's all racist, which 0:23:07.720 --> 0:23:09.840 is fascinating that we did that as a cheesy bit 0:23:09.960 --> 0:23:13.760