1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and the number 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: one question that we get asked on our social media, 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: aside from why is Brook wearing those pants? 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 2: Did she lose a bet? 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 3: You can't even see him in the video, It's fine. 6 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: The number one thing listeners always want to know is 7 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 1: how can I date Alexis? Well, if you're not a 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: Portuguese soccer player or a Spanish highlight announcer or the 9 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,559 Speaker 1: runner up jockey from the Kentucky Derby, it's not going to. 10 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 2: Be easy for you. That was very generous. 11 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,560 Speaker 1: They're probably going to have to find her somewhere else, 12 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 1: either using your connections or locating her somewhere in the 13 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,840 Speaker 1: depths of Hinge and coming on my stream and asking 14 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: that you get her number is not going to work. 15 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 2: Happens a lot more give the time you guys, aren't. 16 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: You're more likely to find her on Hinge, the dating 17 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: app known. 18 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 2: For winners just like her. Yeah, this one problem. She 19 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 2: doesn't really ever open it. 20 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 1: In fact, it's been months since she's even checked it 21 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: until now, because we thought, wouldn't it be fun to 22 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: have Alexis open up her inbox and read some of 23 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:20,320 Speaker 1: the best messages that she's received from random dudes and Alexis. 24 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: When you read these, I would love it if you 25 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 1: could just rate each one afterwards on a scale of 26 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: one to ten on how effective would they be? Okay, okay, 27 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: sure a lot. 28 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 3: Are gonna get real close to tangent. 29 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: I'm sure you're so generous with your runner up. Yeah, 30 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: so she's like. 31 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 2: One of these is already my boyfriend. 32 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,960 Speaker 1: Now, so let's get run into the first one. 33 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 2: Tell us what's this guy's deal? 34 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 3: Okay, we got Marcus aged twenty five Mark? Can I 35 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 3: buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money? 36 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 3: That's really, isn't It's kind of nice. It's like giving 37 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 3: the two options. 38 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 4: It's assuming that you just were there for the money, 39 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 4: and that can't be the But. 40 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 2: That means he knows she's not into him. Remember, yeah 41 00:01:59,640 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 2: it can. 42 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: You seem to like it on a scale of one 43 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: to ten. 44 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 2: How good was that for you? 45 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 3: Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just 46 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 3: want the money? I mean, if he'd venmo me, like, 47 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 3: if he actually pulled through, I'd give him like an 48 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 3: eighty's movie. 49 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 4: But you wouldn't respond to him unless it's just your 50 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 4: no handle. 51 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 3: That's what I would respond. 52 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you get if he's. 53 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: A man of his word. That was a solid pickup line. Okay, 54 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 1: give us another one Hugo. 55 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 3: Age thirty one. I go crazy for psych wards shorties. 56 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:34,799 Speaker 1: A crazy Oh okay, crazy crazy. 57 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 2: Girl for the psych war. 58 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 3: It's like a two hugo. 59 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's part of that. Didn't you like him. 60 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 4: Calling her short? 61 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 3: Obviously very rude? Yeah, I know I'm crazy, Jeff. 62 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. 63 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,079 Speaker 3: Actually, if it was. 64 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,800 Speaker 2: A guy that we would be offended. Yeah, crazy all 65 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 2: you want. I can't help my eyes. 66 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,360 Speaker 4: Because that is such a thing. I may start calling 67 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,239 Speaker 4: all men shorties. 68 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, but it sounds like he was willing to lower 69 00:02:59,480 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: his standard. 70 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 2: It's to be with you. I feel like you should 71 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 2: maybe give him a chance. 72 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,120 Speaker 3: You all think about it. 73 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 2: Keep going. 74 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 3: Jordan, aged thirty eight. I don't usually chase, but sorry, 75 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 3: but for you, I put my crocs in sport mode. 76 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 3: We're thirty eight, so wearing crocs. 77 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 2: I bet his starts have sucks too. 78 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and a lot of its. 79 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh you know a lot about it. You have 80 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 2: a lot in common. 81 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 4: Gibbets are like bumper stickers. 82 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 2: It's how you tell someone. 83 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 3: Yeah that's good. 84 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,399 Speaker 2: So is the crocs a the turrent or a good thing? 85 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 3: It's a it's a one to two for Jordan's Yeah, 86 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 3: so far only the money guys winning. Yeah, hey, he's 87 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 3: got a drink too before. 88 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, the boxes, because if you're just joining us, we're 89 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: having Alexis do something that she hasn't done in a while, 90 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:56,119 Speaker 1: open up her hinge app and read the strangest messages 91 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: that she's received from random dudes in her inbox. 92 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 2: And it's it's. 93 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: Going, I mean not great, it's going. 94 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 2: It can only go up from here. Who's the next guy? 95 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 3: Okay, Matt, who's thirty, said, what if I told you 96 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 3: I was a leash kid? Would that make me want 97 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 3: to go. 98 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 2: Out with you more? 99 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 4: Wait? 100 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 3: Wait, like one of those kids that are let around 101 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 3: with those backpack leach bavy. Yeah yeah, yeah, you. 102 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 2: Really attract the bold ones, don't you. 103 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 4: I think it just means that we finally found one 104 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 4: that grew up. 105 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 3: He must still live in this Yeah, this is zero. 106 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 3: I don't even get it. 107 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a wild child. 108 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: He's hard to contain, he's spontaneous. You need to Leashi, that. 109 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,840 Speaker 3: Is not what I read from time. 110 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,600 Speaker 1: The guys, if you're sliding into Lexi's DMS like, don't 111 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: make it some crazy sophisticated symbolic thing. 112 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,040 Speaker 2: Right, say, I. 113 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 3: Watched The Vile last night? Did you. 114 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,799 Speaker 2: Okay, what did you rate leash boy? I don't know zero. 115 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 1: I don't even know what get rated on a scale 116 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 1: that keep going. 117 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 3: God, who's twenty eight, said I'm feeling like a pit 118 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 3: and you're about as big as a toddler. I want 119 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 3: my mouth on you. 120 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is so violent. 121 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 3: Okay, because I like Pitbull? Come on? 122 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 2: Oh maybe he meant pit Bull the rapper. 123 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 1: Child is how we keep getting worse? 124 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 2: Okay. 125 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 3: Thomas is twenty nine and said, are you an antiquer? 126 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 3: Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in 127 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 3: heres browning face? 128 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 2: Okay for Brooke, that one's a ten. 129 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 3: Yeah it's a terrible cell though. Yeah, like, why did 130 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 3: your joke get thrown out? 131 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 2: Why is it at the second hand? 132 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 4: Shot? 133 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: It used to belong to my grandma, but she wanted 134 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: you to have it. Are we getting better? Give it 135 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 1: a number? 136 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 2: Do I have to come on general point five? Because 137 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:52,599 Speaker 2: Brook laughed, Okay, I have faith in this last guy, Come. 138 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 1: On if it's a joke, By the way, guys, she 139 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:57,479 Speaker 1: doesn't like jokes, so don't get I don't like bad jokes. 140 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 3: Okay, thirty five, Hey, can you pass this message on 141 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 3: to Brook? If I was your baby you needed a 142 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 3: crowbar to get me off the songers? 143 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, I will say I did text my best 144 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 4: friend yesterday and told her I missed my breastfeeding boobs. 145 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 2: That's just so big in full. 146 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:29,719 Speaker 1: You know that was the weirdest coming of this entire second. 147 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 2: Understand I don't know about that. 148 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: Those were the strangest messages that Alexis has seen in 149 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,479 Speaker 1: her hands. 150 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 2: How guys are dating not off this app? 151 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 4: Ye? 152 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,720 Speaker 2: That means she's still available, go sliding d. 153 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: She might be reading yours next, but don't be weird 154 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: about it. 155 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 2: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.