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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your

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Speaker 1: guests called Stratton filling for KP for. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a little stretcher, guys, so let's eat everybody this. First up,

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Speaker 1: it's Craig Kowski. Greg. I saw that you just went

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Speaker 1: to the brand new Academy Museum. I also went there

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Speaker 1: last week. What do you think? Uh, it's pretty amazing.

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Speaker 1: I mean they have rosebud, which, uh, I guess I

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Speaker 1: shouldn't spoil what that is, but it's it's a famous

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Speaker 1: object from a famous movie. But uh, I would reveal

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Speaker 1: what it is. A rosebud? Is there? Uh? Three po

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Speaker 1: and R two are there? Uh? Yeah? I mean is

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Speaker 1: that is that C three C three p? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But why is so formal like his friends just going

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Speaker 1: three poss not? Like I thought, it was pretty impressive,

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Speaker 1: especially when you get to the costumes section that then

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Speaker 1: Oscar dress it's infamous there and Bob Mackie dress. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I got a membership. So so Chris, I can take

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Speaker 1: you and I'll explain what everything is. Yes, I bought

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Speaker 1: that like right when the shutdown was starting, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, why don't I just buy this? I don't

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Speaker 1: know when this thing's gonna open, but finally did. It's

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Speaker 1: definitely really cool. So if you're in l I check

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Speaker 1: that out. Next up, James Ceney. James, what's a weird

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Speaker 1: fact that you know? Okay, I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: won't give a lot of information, but I will say this.

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Speaker 1: I was part of the team that worked on the

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Speaker 1: piping for a police station's jail, and this is a

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Speaker 1: weird thing. I was in charge of making sure that

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Speaker 1: the hot water returned from the hot water heater wouldn't

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Speaker 1: go above a certain temperature because if it does, they

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Speaker 1: could purposely burn something. And I'm not qualified to be

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Speaker 1: a piping person, but I do know cat editing because

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Speaker 1: of video games. So that's a word fact about me,

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Speaker 1: like got me the job because I feel like this

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Speaker 1: feel like this jail would probably be like, we can't

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Speaker 1: trust this work anymore. You can trust the work. I've

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Speaker 1: followed the instructions. It's just like a video game, is

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Speaker 1: the official title Piping Person. Well, what it was is

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Speaker 1: I was taking There was blueprints that were on paper

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Speaker 1: and all I was doing was copying those pipes to

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Speaker 1: be in three D cat editing, and it had to

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Speaker 1: have the right pipe pieces and had to have it

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Speaker 1: all in the right position because they were building it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if the text comes down at the bottom,

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Speaker 1: but I hope that doesn't. Don't say that name out loud,

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Speaker 1: but that is the name. I feel like it's redundant

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Speaker 1: to say a weird fact about James. He that does

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Speaker 1: it itself a fact. Next up, Jackie Gonzalez de Rothie. Jackie,

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Speaker 1: if you were asked to do something for twenty four

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Speaker 1: hours straight for charity, what would you choose to do?

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Speaker 1: And you can't choose sleeping? Don't the amazing? If I

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Speaker 1: could do that, um for twenty four hours straight, what

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Speaker 1: I could do and enjoy doing? Sure? Or just would do?

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Speaker 1: I would like play games. I would play tarades, I

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Speaker 1: would play board games. I would I would do a

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Speaker 1: twenty four hour game, Jackie. On November six at Life

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Speaker 1: is Happening, where you played twenty four hours of games.

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Speaker 1: So technically they're supposed to be video games, but you

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Speaker 1: could play charades for twenty four hours from I could

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Speaker 1: do video games too. I love Mario's like picturing the sharades.

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Speaker 1: You know, Oh god, another movie that, Yeah, that would

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Speaker 1: be good. Chris Alvarado, Chris, what's one thing that never

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Speaker 1: fails to cheer you up? Um? Probably the stories that

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Speaker 1: Jackie posts on her Instagram. She'll she'll, I mean, some

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Speaker 1: It's surprising how good that feels. And I think that's

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Speaker 1: how the that's how social media should be used, you know,

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Speaker 1: don't want to spoil, but all the roses get painted red.

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Speaker 1: They're not grown red. Pretty close just a coffee sweetener

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Speaker 1: on the table and pulp fiction anyways, uh, last of

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer. Joey, I've heard you gotta beat Poetry special

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Speaker 1: coming out? Can he gives a little taste, you know

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Speaker 1: what I did? And then I got the rug pulled

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Speaker 1: I was like, look, we don't got to do it

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Speaker 1: the project is just to get the poetry out there.

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Speaker 1: I don't need know this. But they wanted flame throwers,

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Speaker 1: they wanted they wanted flame chairs, they wanted flame the ceilings,

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Speaker 1: a whole issue with transport and there was like this,

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Speaker 1: there was actually a piping issue. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get a can't it was a jail system, there was it,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't don't say where it was. You could

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Speaker 1: have just retitled your special from Joey Greer spits fire.

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Speaker 1: That's why they wanted all the pyrotechnics. God, there you go. Alright,

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Speaker 1: Area fifty one. Intern accidentally lets the alien escape all

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Speaker 1: the best kaleh it seems like everything in the fridge

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Speaker 1: is labeled. Are we not allowed to eat anything out

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Speaker 1: of here? No? Um, well yeah, you can't eat anything

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Speaker 1: with the label on it. See everything. Problem is, I

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Speaker 1: put my lunch in there. Most even the shelves are labeled,

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Speaker 1: and the shelves are labeled for different people in the tent. Right,

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Speaker 1: So we've got our scientists, we've got our computer graphics.

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Speaker 1: They each have their own shelves. Um, your first intern,

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Speaker 1: we just don't have a shelf for you yet yet.

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Speaker 1: It's just that I've got milk in my lunch box. Interrupt,

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Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, yes, Um, fantastic, I'll show you right here.

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Speaker 1: D Oh, it's cool. And then so this is being

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Speaker 1: somewhere to put my lunchbox. So I actually stopped watching

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Speaker 1: it because I wasn't laughing, and because of thirty minutes,

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Speaker 1: want the Sorry, Elizabeth, Paul, bad news, we're not gonna

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Speaker 1: go for season two. Evidently didn't test well an Area

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Speaker 1: going to end it here, we we what's what? What's

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Speaker 1: and uh, Daddy's not happy. You know, this is disappointing.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest with you. I'm sorry, Paul.

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Speaker 1: our galaxy. Okay, let he's him, But my real name, yes, Tolerber. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: U gosh, let's up. Maybe we should get to work, Paul.

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Speaker 1: you're pregnant. You're pregnant. No, yeah, oh my gosh. We

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Speaker 1: Kevin and Phillow Maniacal improvisers, just now around sundown. I

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Speaker 1: the door because you okay, you're attracting mosquitoes? Thank you

416
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: very much. There, it's easy to watch, it's easy. Look

417
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: how many are on you? That's the whole like, look

418
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: how many amelia on you that you could just do that.

419
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: It's so many food that you were done before when

420
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: it took you so long to think of the game.

421
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: I have to be on. My dad's a chiropractice. It

422
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: doesn't help, doesn't help what she's trying to say. That

423
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: doesn't help. What she's trying trying to say is you

424
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,479
Speaker 1: build an immunity. If you let them all bite you

425
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: a bunch, then you're you're almost like become half mosquito.

426
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: And it's fine. That's I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna

427
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: throw up. That is half a mosquito. You're doubling down, bartender.

428
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: Can I get a Can I get a human blood?

429
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: A human blood for my friend, to human bloods coming

430
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,439
Speaker 1: right in any else? One for you don't live to you?

431
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 1: He the casino seems kind of dead today. What's going on? Oh,

432
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: it's just sarly you guys waiting around, and it'll be

433
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: happening in just a few I don't know, a few hours. Well,

434
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: there's no time at a casado, right, Well, unfortunately this

435
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: is while there's no time inside of here. People don't

436
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: typically show up at nine. Yeah, all right, well I

437
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,479
Speaker 1: have a I have a three day life's bad, okay,

438
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: So i'd like to I'd like to get something happening. Look,

439
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: you see in there, that's where all the mosquitoes live.

440
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: And if we just threw a rocket it, or we

441
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: stepping out with their feet and then we ran away,

442
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: that could be a fun game, or we could play straight, right, Like,

443
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: I know that that's fun. I don't know if this

444
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 1: is throwing your rock is fun. I know the shrades

445
00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: is fun. I'm very good at guessing. I think that

446
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 1: just throw a rock at the mosquito thing? What are

447
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 1: what the hell are you kids doing in the woods?

448
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 1: The old man, this is my here, this is my

449
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: mosquito farm. Hell you doing? What do you need some mosquitoes?

450
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: Well it's it's American, it's my god giving right to

451
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: farm this land. Alright, what do you do with that rock?

452
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: Holding it? Plan tarades? These are mosquito bites, idiots. I'm

453
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: becoming half mosquito. That's a true thing, right, that's a

454
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: real thing. Absolutely, Look at me. I'm about a hundred

455
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: two bumps away from being skeeter myself. Why do you

456
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: want to be half? Well, you idiot? If you never

457
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: wanted to fly before? I need? This is? What do

458
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: you do? That's to uh young bachelors doing here at

459
00:28:54,160 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: the casinos? Hello? What what brings you to this uh

460
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: pond of stagnant water? Well, I just wanted to see

461
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: if there's a thing happening. You know, you have such

462
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: a short life, sped what are the big Can I

463
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: have a blood bird TV? Please? When getting in? How

464
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 1: many eggs can you lay? Out of time? Will be? Uh?

465
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: Sixty plus sixty plus? Okay? All right? Terrible at this?

466
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: You think I want to learn in the four hours

467
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: the've been alive? Uh? What do you do? You prefer

468
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 1: rock throwing or sharades? Oh you're so cute, dude. I'm

469
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: gonna cut to it. Let's let's reproduce, all right? Can

470
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: we reproduce? You want to reproduce with me? That's gonna

471
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: be sixty blood pieces. Oh, your professor, You can't make

472
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: that transaction at this bar. You got to go to

473
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: the tables. I'd rather stay. That's the stagnant water. Jeremiah,

474
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: come in, Jeremiah. Can you hear me? Yeah? I can

475
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: hear you. You gotta okay, Yeah, I can hear you.

476
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm in my closet. Okay, but you gotta do the noise.

477
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know if you're on the walkie talkie

478
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: or not. Oh. Sorry, it's just I don't I just

479
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: it's just why your parents keep you locked up. I'm

480
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: turning into a mosquito. What are you not wearing? Spray? On?

481
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: Contrary my friend on the contrary, and if you keep

482
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: wearing the spray, well, we can't be friends. I'm lacked here.

483
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: They won't even let me come down because somebody was

484
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: down there and told him that we were going to play.

485
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. They must a light or something. They

486
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: told me, I'm not a lot to leave my room.

487
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: I came what you weren't wearing. Oh that makes a

488
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: lot of sense. Look, it's not just me, it's Tiffany too.

489
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: You guys are both turning in mosquitoes. Yeah. She's in

490
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: a weird process though, because she got bit so much

491
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: that now she's taking a nap. I think it's I

492
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: think something. I think she's becoming a mosquito faster than me. Now.

493
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: I know my parents are very strict, but they seem

494
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: to think that that many mosquito whites is dangerous. Are

495
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: you sure that maybe they might be spart on this one?

496
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. My dad's a chiropractor, sweetie. Did you hear

497
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: that one of Jeremiah's classmates died? Yeah, Tiffany break through malaria.

498
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: I know it's insane, That's what I'm saying. We have

499
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: to spray spray, spray, spray spray. They thick, thick exactly.

500
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: There has to be a clear film over your body.

501
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: It just doesn't make any sense. I just feel like,

502
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: if he doesn't want to listen, that's not that's that

503
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: hurts me. Now think if it companies any council members

504
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: and members of the community. Now, obviously there is a

505
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: situation here, yea, we gotta get rid of that goddamn

506
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: man in the woods. All right, he's farming mosquitoes. It's

507
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: that guy's fault. Well, he's part of the community, and

508
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a vote. Do we want to embrace

509
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: the mosquito community, let them build out their casinos, their

510
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: whorehouses and whatnot, or do we dump a thick, thick

511
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: spray on this entire community. I would honestly bring back

512
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: DDT to get rid of these mosquitoes. We're not even

513
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: considering Zeka. There are so many. Okay here, there are

514
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: mosquitoes here who get to speak as well. They don't

515
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: make taxes, they only live for three days. What you

516
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: have the you have the four mosquitoes, thank you. I'm

517
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: a bartender's at the Mosquito Casito in the in the

518
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: bog area, and I just want to say that it's

519
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: not fair that you want to get rid of us. Don't.

520
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: Somebody's murdering us in the crowd. Stop it. Someone just

521
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: beat me, So I don't know what you want me

522
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: to do. We're just feeding that. That was me. I

523
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: just beat you. Hey, Hey, comry man, Hey, what's up man? Sorry?

524
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: The mosquitoes were here long before men were here, and

525
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: we think it's only right that we have rightful ownership

526
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: of the lab. Okay, sounds pretty good to me. So

527
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: I want to make a claim here to say the

528
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: earth is only two thousand years old. Alright, I'm gonna

529
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: say the earth is alright, Rick, like every week, we

530
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: have that on the record. That is, you say that

531
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: if you just give us a mosquito district, we can

532
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,719
Speaker 1: stick to that, and then everybody could be happy, because

533
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: if you don't, my good friend babe here just got

534
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: malaria from a professional and he might want to spread it.

535
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 1: If you see what I'm saying. Malaria Okay, relaxed, relaxed, Okay,

536
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: So Mosquito district. Okay, that's not a bad idea. Think

537
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: it's a good compromise. Let's just wait it out that

538
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: the thing will die in three days. Just wait it out.

539
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 1: How many? How many eggs can you lay? Typically me, Yeah,

540
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: well I'm a I'm a male male, but skin my

541
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: name is Gabe. I'll take two shots of a negative.

542
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: Uh and whatever this guy wants? Okay, when they negative?

543
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: And what do you want? Pal? They always try to

544
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: be positive. It's just serious. Do you really wants really

545
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: do what? Why ain't negative? You know you know that

546
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: they're freaking they're exterminating us tomorrow. It's just over. It's

547
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: just over. I don't want anybody talking bummer talking my

548
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 1: casino baroque. Hey, you do whatever I want with my

549
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: last day. If I want to drink myself into a

550
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: freaking Kobe, I could do that. If I want to

551
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: talk negative, I can do that. Fine. Here's here, here's

552
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: your drinks. You're gonna find lonely company. I'm sure be positive.

553
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: A guy isn't gonna want to hear you talk about

554
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: doom and glue gives me right on my mouth. Bartender,

555
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: there's no way I'm gonna kiss. I take this shot.

556
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take the shot, and I really want

557
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: to take the shot. And after the shot, I want you.

558
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: I mean, you just bought a drink for this fella here.

559
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: You want me to kiss you right in the left

560
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: a little kidder. I don't know that. And then after

561
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: I take well, I was talking, I like that. Take

562
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: it on, Diddy, Thank you all for coming. Jeremiah Jenkins

563
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: was a con sweet boy who unfortunately passed away the

564
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: first time he was allowed out to play. Oh my god,

565
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: nobody your jackens four? That's sixth grader six or fourth grader? Who?

566
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: Which one? Oh you know I didn't. Uh. Forensic hasn't

567
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: come back with the grade level of the body, so

568
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if does. Anybody who wants to say

569
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: a few words human osquito or now would be the

570
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: time to do so I'll say something. Um, I guess

571
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to. I'll be jumping from the fourth

572
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: and sixth grader because I don't know which one. It

573
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: was lost to us, But for the fourth grade Jenkins,

574
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: it's like jump kank Jesus Christ. Sorry, man, you just

575
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: had a beautiful piece of skin right there. I just

576
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: couldn't resist myself. God just pinched the back of my arm. Man.

577
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 1: And that's a second scene, y'all. Oh that poor boy.

578
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: Our third scene, scene three is from Listener Joe, who

579
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: wrote Hello Kevin and the Gang, thank you all for

580
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: making my work life bearable. I truly believe you are

581
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: excellent at what you do. Even if my wife is this,

582
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: she doesn't get it. I am a gardener in the

583
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: North of England and I hate my colleagues. Luckily, a

584
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: lot of my work involves the use of ear defenders,

585
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: so I get to listen to you guys instead of

586
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: the incessant bollocks they talk. Here's my suggestion. A gardener

587
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: somewhere in the North of England hates his colleagues because

588
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: they're all our souls. Thanks again, Anonymous Joe. So I

589
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: finally said, or said, the only way we're gonna get

590
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: it is that we'll make it away famous messing up.

591
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 1: She's not even always christ the bloody Governor, and I

592
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: always going all my let's say, oh, don't let me

593
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: take off my headphones. I think that they were muffling

594
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: up your sound a bit. I couldn't really think I

595
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: was saying, is it right? You can just repeat it? Now?

596
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: Let me repeat everything I just bloody said because you

597
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: listen stand you with my headphone. So Fuco fuck Bushes,

598
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: w Aldis Dandies cook sent them almost look like bollocks.

599
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 1: What's going on? But fucking working on it? Oh? You know,

600
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,720
Speaker 1: I dodn't look like I says. I've got a chatter

601
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: and not much planning. You know, you show there's some chatter. Chatter,

602
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: shatter like fucking talking, cheese like cheese cheddar, Look, just

603
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: get his player by four pm. I'm going to come

604
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: back and check the work, all right, father? Can I

605
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: go outside and talk to the gardeners? Please? Father, talk

606
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: to me. Put your pipe down, put the paper down,

607
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: and just look at me. Why would you want to

608
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: talk to the help boy? I feel like I can

609
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: learn something from them. There are another class, yeah dead.

610
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: Have you ever read read the Books to Dartha by him? Yes?

611
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like Dartha. Really. I feel like

612
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: you're protecting me from the evils of the world. But

613
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: the evils of the world is the world, and perhaps

614
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: I should be among them. So you think a religion

615
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: should be based around your life, that's the that's how

616
00:39:52,920 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: egocentric you are or something or something. Book my first child,

617
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: it's seventy two years old. I don't know very much

618
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: time left on this earth, and I've got to make

619
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: my way through all the books in this library, and

620
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: you're disturbing me. Son, I'm sorry, So yes, if you'd

621
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: like to go out and play with the gardeners, honey, Uh,

622
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: do you mind if I go out and talk to

623
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: the gardeners. They are out there working so hard. I

624
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: want to bring them tea? Oh Hi, Son, Hi, step mom, bamby,

625
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: So like, I'm going to go out and bring the

626
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: gardener's tea if that's okay. Oh look how it comes

627
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: that fucking yankee weird boy and his god damn plastic mother. Hi, Hi, Hello,

628
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: what's going on? I wanted to introduce my son to

629
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: you guys. I don't know if you guys have gotten

630
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: a chance to meet him. These not blood I've never

631
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: had a baby. He's trying to say with that, but

632
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: IM just saying. I'm just saying, he is this lippt

633
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 1: in tea? Is this ship? Drink this shot? It's all

634
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: the road you've come to our play now? All the

635
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: road pig tips are road. I'm so sorry. I'm from America.

636
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what that word is. Cold. You bring

637
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: some fucking biscuits or something. We're hungry, you know? Could

638
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: I work with you guys today, little babysitt. No, you

639
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: don't need a babysit me. I'm old enough to take

640
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: care of myself and I can. I'm a hard worker.

641
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: Wow are you? You hold yourself to be a little older,

642
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: but you sound like a child. They won't tell me

643
00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: exactly what you meant covering your ear, Cover your ears,

644
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: Cover your ears. He's thirteen. He can't work for you, guys,

645
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: that's too young. Okay, No, he's nice. I mean he's

646
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 1: I know he's I We're giving we're having an age reveal. Okay,

647
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: we're gonna have an age reveal for him. It's gonna

648
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: gonna he's gonna think. You know what the problem is.

649
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm only I'm only nineteen a right up. Look,

650
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: here's the situation. I'm an eighty five year old man

651
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: married to a nineteen year old woman. I sawed a

652
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: child the first time when I was seventy two. His

653
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: mother died in childbirth, and I then married an even

654
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: younger woman and uh and then relocated to the North

655
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: of England, where I have an extensive library. Also, biography

656
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: is going to need to be longer. I mean, it's

657
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm writing it, but you know, we're going to do

658
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 1: our best with these words. But why not. I mean

659
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: that that's a pretty straightforward autobiography. If you get the

660
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: job done in five pages, why not do it. It's

661
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: more like a pamphlet. Fine, fine, then we'll put it

662
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: out as a pamphlet. Well, we'll print two copies. Uh,

663
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: my my son is having an age reveal party, so

664
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: all right, okay, we just check this out. So all

665
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: right until I have malaria on the next little thing here?

666
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: What is this pamphlet? Okay? Interesting? What the fuck? Uh?

667
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Um, I'm sorry. I have an appointment with

668
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: with the chiropractor in a little bit. But just looking

669
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: at some of the pamphlets you have here accessible to

670
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: the patients in the waiting room. Um, and uh, this

671
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: is just a strange one. Um about an eighty four

672
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: year old man. I don't order the pamphlets. Is this

673
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: like a health issue or what is it? What is

674
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: this supposed to be preventing or making me a I

675
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: don't know. I think that one is more of like

676
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: a straight up biography. But I think a lot of

677
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: these are more like with chiropractic and uh, you know,

678
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: lower back pain. Okay, So this has to do with

679
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 1: lower back when you're saying, I'm saying that one probably

680
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: not so much. But you know, sometimes when we buy

681
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,479
Speaker 1: our pamphlets, they'll throw in, you know, like some newer

682
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 1: stuff that they're just trying to unload. You know, wait

683
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: a second, so that's a hard work day. Mates. Now

684
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 1: that we're mates, I was wondering if one I can

685
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: have one of those cigarettes, and two if you three

686
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: want to come to my age revealed party tonight. I mean,

687
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: I'll definitely give you a cigarette. I don't know if

688
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: I want to go to a third and year old party.

689
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: My it's okay, Look, maybe next week we can convince

690
00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: your parents to give you a name revealed party. Gee,

691
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: I thought I thought I was in my thirties. At

692
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: least a right is a cigarette? My alright? I think

693
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: he's done for us to fuck off. So no, no,

694
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 1: we're mates now, right, I mean we work together, you

695
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:26,479
Speaker 1: know it's not yeah, it's all do you forty three? Howl?

696
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: Are you forty three? And you? What the are you? Sorry?

697
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: I got a legal fucking yeah. I gotta bring home

698
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: the quick, all right, we gotta offload these pamphlets. Okay,

699
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. Just stuff them in with whatever. Okay,

700
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: we got too many of these kind pamphlets. Just just

701
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: just ship them with wherever. Just ship them with wherever. Okay, Okay,

702
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: they're just doing really good with any of the other

703
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: materials that we have. I mean, we have got a

704
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: lot of health material and then I don't know this

705
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: is this is a biography, I know, just stuff it in.

706
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: Just we gotta move it. Okay, it can't sit here,

707
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: all right. If it's sits here, it costs awesome money.

708
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: There's only two hundred of them. I don't think it

709
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 1: would be that hard to get rid of them. Oh

710
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 1: you think that, you think? Okay, okay, you're my fucking editor. Okay,

711
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: you're not my friend. You work for me. You're telling

712
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: me that I didn't make the New York Times best

713
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: Selling list because a fucking pamphlet did. We'll think about this, okay,

714
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: think about the popularity of Britain and the fact that

715
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: it was so Popular's a book and then now it's

716
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: a TV show and people are into pamphlets. People are

717
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 1: into pamphlets. I don't follow that logic, Pam, Well, that's

718
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: because you haven't read the books or seen the show,

719
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: which makes you one in a million because most of

720
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: America has, which is why you didn't make the cut

721
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: this year. Now what are you going to do to

722
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,919
Speaker 1: make it? I don't know. I guess a flyer perhaps, Yeah.

723
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 1: If people want shorter things, the attention span is smaller,

724
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: they want a thumbnail something quick, Pam, I didn't mean

725
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: that thing about not being friends. Now this is amazing.

726
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: Now everyone has seen your flyer. It's in every sttle,

727
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: single city, silly city. I can't even speak. I'm so excited. Ken,

728
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: What was the impetus? How did you create this flyer?

729
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's so good. I think, like a

730
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: lot of humans, I had a need. I had a

731
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: need and then wanted to satisfy that need, as you

732
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: could tell by the little perforated things the bottom of

733
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: this flyre right, you can pull one of those for

734
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: guitar lessons, Yes, for guitar lessons. And it's a it's

735
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: a story. It's the human story. Thank you very much.

736
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: What do you say to people who say they can't

737
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: they couldn't get I'm sorry you don't get to ask

738
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: questions on my show. Are you serious? We work in

739
00:47:55,719 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: the same work you have your show. Father. I can't

740
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: believe you're on your deathbed. I only knew you for

741
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: a short amount of time. I never got to read

742
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: all the books in the library. I'll READTHM for you.

743
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: They're too long, they're too long. Why why can't they

744
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: all be flyer or pamphlet size? You know, I'm so young.

745
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: I have my whole life to read books and be

746
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: just like you. You're thirteen. I'm sorry you had to

747
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: find out that way. It's okay, Gif. If I can

748
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: return to full strength, we'll have a name revealed party

749
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: later this week. Your name would be nice father. When

750
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: you die, I can Can I kiss Bamby? Can you

751
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: kiss Bamby? Maybe you should get your rest? Maybe you

752
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 1: should just get your rest. Whis Bamby? Sorry? Love, he's

753
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: got a tend to him. He's got a tend to him.

754
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: It's all right. Yeah, we might have to hill him tonight,

755
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: just a little heads up kill. Yeah, we don't know,

756
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: we don't. We'll have the spice. So yeah, just occurred

757
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 1: to me that my wife has a boy's name. All right, Love,

758
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: let's just get another pillow, fool. Yeah, you're putting it

759
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: on his face. Yeah, we might have to do it.

760
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: We just might have to do it. Goodbye, Goodbye, Spencer.

761
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Bye.

762
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: I love your Spencer. I love you Dad. I tried

763
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: the pamphlets, learn about who I was, push harder. Now

764
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: I just come back to him. Alroways so fine. Now

765
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: he loved hey gang co workers friends. So I probably

766
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: heard my dad died. Yeah, weird. We read it in

767
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: the in the New Fortune Cookie Times. It's the greatest

768
00:49:55,440 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: newspapers one sentence. Yeah, so you guys still gonna work here,

769
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: or like, you know, like find somewhere else to work.

770
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: Or I'm thinking about just concentrating on being a teenager

771
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: now you know, Oh that sounds cool. I can't do that.

772
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about getting rid of my accent and becoming

773
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: like a publishing editor. Reading those pamphlets really really inspired me,

774
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: and I feel like I know what the world wants pamphlets,

775
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: pamt Yeah. I thought about taking different micro organisms, extracting

776
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 1: DNA sequences and maybe even making my own some kind

777
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: of camera like animal will plant, you know what I mean,

778
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: and creating a whole new garden of Eden for myself

779
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: and to be able to tend that big dreams over there. Yeah, yeah, big,

780
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: whatever we do, why don't we finished our job here

781
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: and get rid of this mosquito colony right on here

782
00:50:55,520 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: in this boggy area. Okay, right in this age area.

783
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: I thought you's a right in Bulgarian and I thought

784
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: I cannot get on another plane, the last one not

785
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 1: going to Bulgaria day from as we're going right here. Sorry, guys,

786
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: let me let me take off my headphones. It gets

787
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: in the middle of the communication. You know, a thing

788
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: we were showing, but I don't think I was understanding

789
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: you very well. You've got to repeat. You know I

790
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: cleared it up, not Bulgaria. This is it, boys. Let's

791
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: toast as we watch a community crumble. Everybody, I just

792
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: want to let you know how much I respect all

793
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: of you. I'm on my deathbed, just three days after

794
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 1: I was bored. You're about to last all the way.

795
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: This is the very bit red. Okay, that's good, that's good.

796
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: Another round of human blood for everyone, another round crash,

797
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: and that's our show, everybody, So sad uh. Let's see

798
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: what our alchemists are up to. You say goodbye, Craig Katkowski,

799
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: Hey Akakowski. On Twitter, see Kikowski on Instagram when it

800
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: doesn't shut down and uh, stop the world. Yeah, find

801
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 1: me on the social media, which is poison. Jackie gonzalas Ruthie.

802
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm at Jackie. I know I'm not Jackie. Ruthie. Um.

803
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: And at the end of this month, the most wonderful

804
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: pot of the year is starting back up, and we're

805
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:55,320
Speaker 1: starting a little early with the Halloween surprise. UM that

806
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about that. We've been talking that, we've

807
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: been teasing for some years, and so I'm very very

808
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: excited about that. If you like Christmas movies, take a listen,

809
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: Chris the crash at the end of that last scene

810
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: where you trying to have the aliens crash into the

811
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: bug colony the alien ship. No, that would have been

812
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: so good. That was just But if we're talking about,

813
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: you know, reveals, or would have I was helping my

814
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: name reveal party would have been I would have been

815
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: named Buddha. But you know, what are you gonna do?

816
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? I guess I'll just take

817
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: it from here, uncle, so you can find me'd be

818
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: comedy fixed. That's my other podcast here. Otherwise I'm eating

819
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: a bunch of pumpkin pies act for Selparado. Um. It

820
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: kind of upsets some people, which is funny, which is

821
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: funny to me. Um, But I don't want to name

822
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: names or say anything. But some people, you know, aren't

823
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: into the into the pumpkin cheer and that's that's their problem,

824
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: not mine. That's great, that's right, Cole. So glad you're here. Hey,

825
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 1: thanks James Teeney on November six, Extra dash Life dot

826
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: Org is where you go you can donate money and

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Speaker 1: it goes to the Children's Miracle Network hospitals. There's gonna

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Speaker 1: be tons of people doing twenty four hour gaming streams.

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Speaker 1: One of the many is going to be game Front,

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Speaker 1: So you could go to extra dash life dot org

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Speaker 1: and if you search for game Front you'll find it

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Speaker 1: and you could get involved. Also, it's a good cause.

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Speaker 1: Nice Joey career. Yeah, you know, I do think social

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Speaker 1: media is poison. I'll plug you know, alchemy this and

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Speaker 1: all that whatever. But and what what we all should

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Speaker 1: be doing really just going out there hunting for your

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Speaker 1: own denom, making your own denom, and just like you

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Speaker 1: gotta hunt for it, and it's just it's therapeutic. It's

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Speaker 1: nice get out in nature. Look for that. There's raw

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Speaker 1: denom everywhere everywhere. Stop paying for it. That makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I am at Cole Stratton at Stratton Cole, i'm um.

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Speaker 1: Whatever those social media things are, find us all a

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Speaker 1: l O. I mean that's where you kids are nowadays. Uh,

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Speaker 1: thanks so much for coming to the podcast. Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: thank your engineering producer Doug Babe and the fine folks

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Speaker 1: at iHeart Media dot com. From please write to us

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Speaker 1: at Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's Alchemy

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Speaker 1: dot com dot com. Until next time,