Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey, guys, Hey, what's
Speaker 1: up there? Dan? Well? Well, well, Danny, Uh, just let
Speaker 1: everybody know Shay and Irving is in Germany. Good, good
Speaker 1: day to be in Germany after Germany lost in the
Speaker 1: World Cup to Japan. I'm sure everybody's in a good
Speaker 1: mood over there, Danny. This place went crazy. I am
Speaker 1: not safe right now. It is insane. Are you ever
Speaker 1: truly safe? No matter where you are? Shay chair point,
Speaker 1: clair point. But the amount money I put, the amount
Speaker 1: of money I put on Germany to win this damn
Speaker 1: game match to where the hell you want to call it?
Speaker 1: In the mood that everybody was, Danny, this place is electric.
Speaker 1: Uh bad Larry? You in Jersey? No, No, I'm in
Speaker 1: Cape Elizabeth Main. But hey, what are you doing in
Speaker 1: y in Germany? German per week? Now Germany? Are you running?
Speaker 1: Is getting back to my roots? Were? What the hell
Speaker 1: are you doing pretending to be a wasp up in
Speaker 1: Maine again. All right, so Larry's in Maine, shaf of
Speaker 1: courses in Germany, and Dylan the graphics guys right here,
Speaker 1: always here, Yeah, I always always here, picture in purple
Speaker 1: purple hair. Um, it's bluish it was. I know I
Speaker 1: had I know I had a bad week. I don't
Speaker 1: even have my results in front of me. I didn't
Speaker 1: bring them with me up the main. But I didn't
Speaker 1: have a bad week. You I don't know. I don't know, Larry, Larry,
Speaker 1: you lost ten units last week. I'll take the blue hair.
Speaker 1: Ten units are blue head. I don't. Oh. Well, Dylan
Speaker 1: is he won three units, he's up nine units. Shay
Speaker 1: lost three units, he's minus thirteen. Bad Larry lost ten
Speaker 1: units here now minus one. Okay, I'm gonna write that
Speaker 1: down here. And uh and Dylan had a bet with
Speaker 1: Picture day Ray that was the U C L A
Speaker 1: USC game correct and and bad Larry suffered a bad
Speaker 1: over under loss on U C L A U s C. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They blew the doors off that. Yeah, one unit. I
Speaker 1: just had to do it. At seventy seven. I had
Speaker 1: a roof for a punt. Ye. Well, this is when
Speaker 1: bad Larry starts chasing. That's the feeling I'm gonna get.
Speaker 1: We'll get to his picks coming up, but let's start
Speaker 1: with Dylan. Anything you want to recap from college football
Speaker 1: last week? Yeah, um, I mean I won. I went
Speaker 1: three or three and two in college obviously, big loss.
Speaker 1: U C l A. Had to bleach my hair, my
Speaker 1: black hair, and then dyed at lou and it came
Speaker 1: out just like black blue. But it got rid of
Speaker 1: my grays, So there's upside there. Raised let me slide.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was brutal. They actually should have won
Speaker 1: that too, honestly though. Um, pretty solid week seven and five.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. Yeah. Yeah, Baylor plus two and a
Speaker 1: half against tc U, the under with IOWA in Minnesota,
Speaker 1: Iowa the Giants of college even though the Giants under
Speaker 1: did not hit. But I also went to into fading
Speaker 1: bets where both Larry and Shay were on the same
Speaker 1: side with Baylor and then with the Lions. Yeah bad
Speaker 1: Larry recapping your college football a weekend. Well, you got
Speaker 1: Penn State right against Rutgers. Yeah, I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: don't have my paper in front of me, Damn, I
Speaker 1: left it at home. Okay, all right, every whatever you
Speaker 1: want to say about him is fine by me. All right,
Speaker 1: I'll let the audience know you had to Ohio State
Speaker 1: minus twenty seven and a half. You love JMU minus
Speaker 1: eight and a half, Georgia minus twenty two and a half,
Speaker 1: TCU minus two and a half. But you got the
Speaker 1: Penn State. Uh, bet right right. I think every one
Speaker 1: of my games one they just didn't cover. The three
Speaker 1: team ten point teaser Packers Titans over thirty one, Penn
Speaker 1: State minus nine, Falcons Bears under fifty nine winner. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got that one. And then you lost on u
Speaker 1: C l a USC the over under seventy six Penn
Speaker 1: State Rutgers under forty five. Shay your college football recap. Uh,
Speaker 1: you got two lane against SMA, won that Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: New Mexico. Let's let's focus on the TCU game and
Speaker 1: the South Alabama under because those two games, I'm not
Speaker 1: even counting those losses. And either to j'all, South Alabama
Speaker 1: is up by ten and the freaking opponents driving and
Speaker 1: they got to score ten points. There's no time less mclock.
Speaker 1: It's like thirty seconds left, and these sons of bitches
Speaker 1: elect to kick a field goal to hit the over
Speaker 1: by a point in a half instead of going for
Speaker 1: the touchdown on first and then doing an on site kicking,
Speaker 1: going for the field goal, that's shady, that's SBC bullshit.
Speaker 1: I don't trust it. I don't like it. I'm not
Speaker 1: counting the loss the TCU game. You're gonna miss a
Speaker 1: p A T and it forced them to go for
Speaker 1: two late in the game. That's bullshit. Bullshit. Yeah, I say,
Speaker 1: I have been boned by the same thing that happened
Speaker 1: to your South Alabama game countless times with the field
Speaker 1: goal and then the touchdown that doesn't have official terminology.
Speaker 1: You got caned um college football this week, starting with
Speaker 1: games coming up in the next day or so. Dylan
Speaker 1: will start with you since you're still in the lead. Yes, sir, um,
Speaker 1: all right. I got Mississippi State plus two against Ole
Speaker 1: Miss in the famous Egg Bowl tomorrow. Believe it's the
Speaker 1: only college game you know. Um gotta go Iowa Nebraska
Speaker 1: under thirty eight and a half. That's a big total
Speaker 1: for Iowa. I think they scored twenty three points total
Speaker 1: last week. Um, okay, and it's seven or the Ioways
Speaker 1: unders hit seven in the last ten games. So I
Speaker 1: like those its you're you're, you know, as you always
Speaker 1: go with the New York Giants on their under and
Speaker 1: now Iowa is your new New York chilenge the giant. Um,
Speaker 1: Michigan plus seven a half against Ohio State. I like
Speaker 1: to touchdown with the hook there. I actually I kind
Speaker 1: of think Michigan wins out right. Um, just I don't
Speaker 1: know if they seem ripe okay um. And then Notre
Speaker 1: Dame plus five and a half against USC. I also
Speaker 1: think Notre Dame is gonna win this out right, but
Speaker 1: I'm taking the points. Okay. Notre Dame has been good
Speaker 1: against teams in the top five this year against the spread, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they've definitely rebounded. I mean that was a brutal start
Speaker 1: to the season. Um. And then of course then I've
Speaker 1: got a parlay. This is the big dog parlay, big
Speaker 1: dog parlay two legs. Georgia minus thirty five against Georgia
Speaker 1: Tech and Utah minus thirty against Colorado, who is terrible. Um,
Speaker 1: this probably won't hit though. Yeah. I saw whether it
Speaker 1: was a report that maybe Dion sanders Uh in Toronto
Speaker 1: could be interested in I would be an interesting marriage there,
Speaker 1: all right, Uh, let's see bad Larry. Do you have
Speaker 1: your college football picks? I do. I did them all
Speaker 1: last night. I have a bunch of them. I was
Speaker 1: sitting here, uh, not much else to do, open Cape Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: so it was dark and I had candles going and
Speaker 1: beers going, and here we go. Dan three units on
Speaker 1: North Carolina and minus the six and a half against
Speaker 1: NC State, three units on Toledo minus seven against Western
Speaker 1: Michigan Okay, one unit on Cincinnati minus the two against Tulane.
Speaker 1: Back to three units on Syracuse against a bad BC team.
Speaker 1: I think it's minus eleven. One unit on the over
Speaker 1: in the Clemson South Carolina game at fifty two, three
Speaker 1: units on Buffalo minus the four against Kent State. Wow,
Speaker 1: you're chasing this week? You are chasing three unitis on
Speaker 1: b y H minus six and a half against Stanford,
Speaker 1: and then two more one unit bets West Virginia plus
Speaker 1: eight and a half against Okay State and over in
Speaker 1: the Tennessee Vanderbilt game at sixty four and a half.
Speaker 1: Those last two are both one unit. Wow, You're either
Speaker 1: gonna be a hero, Larier, You're gonna be screwed back
Speaker 1: in the mix up here, I gather I'll be watching
Speaker 1: football all day from that from now on? How many
Speaker 1: units do you have bet on college football? One to five, eight, nine, twelve, thirteen,
Speaker 1: nineteen units? Oh my god. Okay, thanks Giving's gonna pay
Speaker 1: for Christmas, Dan, or you won't have a Christmas. H
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving. Here you go, Shay and Germany. I
Speaker 1: should say, all right, you're your college football picks, yesh
Speaker 1: Shay and Muncheon Wazoo plus two and a half versus Walkington,
Speaker 1: North Texas by the third, teen and a half against Rice,
Speaker 1: and as soon as minus two and a half at
Speaker 1: and then the Golden Gophers plus three against uh Scanning.
Speaker 1: Let's get that in uh so Minnesota plus three and
Speaker 1: a half? Oh you minus two? Oh you minus two
Speaker 1: Texas to North Texas minus fourteen Rice, Missouri plus three Artansas?
Speaker 1: Oh good wait no wazo Washington State. Okay, way to go,
Speaker 1: Way to go, Ray, Yeah, Ray's got you Missouri against Arkansas,
Speaker 1: No way, no way. Wah Zoo wa Zoo coops two
Speaker 1: and a half. Just Washington may have been a lost
Speaker 1: in translation. Yeah, are pretty far away there, Sha. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I've been drinking beers. I got
Speaker 1: I got two hours of sleep last night, and the
Speaker 1: second I got here, I've been drinking Augustiners and they
Speaker 1: pour them in these big old glasses and I've just
Speaker 1: been drinking them ever since. Put them in my fall three.
Speaker 1: All right, uh NFL, We'll go to Dylan, since you're
Speaker 1: still leading the charge. Alrighty Dan, this is gonna shock
Speaker 1: you when I'm taking Giants Cowboys under forty five and
Speaker 1: a half. Uh. It lost last week, but it's still
Speaker 1: seven too and one on the season. Um, Texans plus
Speaker 1: thirteen and a half versus the Dolphins. I know the
Speaker 1: public is like all over the Dolphins, and this one
Speaker 1: I'll take Texans with the points. The Texans are dumb
Speaker 1: enough to accidentally win two. Al right, so that's plus
Speaker 1: thirteen and a half. Yep. Um Ravens minus three and
Speaker 1: a half against the Jags. We've got Mark Andrews back,
Speaker 1: Big Banks. Jags coming off of bye week, Jackson, they're
Speaker 1: dangerous off of by Dan, but I'm going to roll
Speaker 1: with the Ravens and then Browns plus three and a
Speaker 1: half against the Bucks. Public is also all over the
Speaker 1: Bucks too. The Browns have lost six of their last seven.
Speaker 1: Do we have a parlay? We do, Dan? We have
Speaker 1: a Turkey Day. Parlay um all three games, saying the
Speaker 1: Bills minus ten against the Lions, Cowboys minus tent against
Speaker 1: the Giants, and the Patriots versus the Vikings minus two
Speaker 1: and a half. I thought that one moved a lot.
Speaker 1: Dylan is one in tent on. Parlay's this season soon
Speaker 1: to be two and ten. Shay, I'll go to you
Speaker 1: since Larry is in third place. Here your NFL picks.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, here we go. I got the
Speaker 1: kirk Cousins two and a half against the Pats. Well,
Speaker 1: I got the Bears or half against the fighting Mi Funners.
Speaker 1: I got Eagles minus seven versus Aaron Rodgers. That's where
Speaker 1: we're at. Okay, and you lost two units like Germany
Speaker 1: minus to beat Japan. That was bad, Danny. That was
Speaker 1: the acious Seeing the crowd though, man, holy sh it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything was great until like the seventies second minute and
Speaker 1: then by the police fucking went silent. By the way,
Speaker 1: kirk Cousins is the most profitable quarterback in the NFL
Speaker 1: coming off a against the spread coming off a loss
Speaker 1: is since hold on, I gotta read this again. Since
Speaker 1: kirkde Cousins is thirty three and seventeen against the spread
Speaker 1: coming off a loss, the most profitable quarterback in the
Speaker 1: NFL that I did not know that. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: at night, Dan, which might outweigh that. Right, But you're
Speaker 1: taking the not taking that Patriots all Sha has taken
Speaker 1: the Vikings. Yeah, I'm taking school. Let's go all right, school,
Speaker 1: bad Larry. Let's see if you're chasing in the NFL
Speaker 1: like you did in college. Um, only only five bet stand,
Speaker 1: but a couple of units um. One unit on the
Speaker 1: lines plus the pen against the Bills, two units on
Speaker 1: the over in that patch game, I believe it's right.
Speaker 1: Three units on the Bears plus the four and a
Speaker 1: half against the Jets. Yeah, three units on the Chiefs
Speaker 1: over at forty four. Yes, and then my lock of
Speaker 1: the month, five units on the Colts minus the two
Speaker 1: and a half Monday night against the Steelers. Five units, Dan,
Speaker 1: I'd like to add a bet. Wait, Dylan, Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take the Steelers plus two for five units. Oh no,
Speaker 1: because so it was it two or two and a half? Dam,
Speaker 1: it's two Colts minus. You didn't tell me that when
Speaker 1: I was telling you, I got the Colts minus two
Speaker 1: and a half. But I'll move it down to two.
Speaker 1: That's perfect. Well, it's gonna be a big swing right there, Dylan,
Speaker 1: you're going on the other side plus stealing? Are all
Speaker 1: your things one unit? Bet? So I haven't. I haven't
Speaker 1: heard you say a unit yet. Figure that out after. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we we do a little tabulating after the show's over.
Speaker 1: Now there are all two units except for the parlays,
Speaker 1: which are each one unit. Alright, I like it. And
Speaker 1: then the five units on this the Stellers. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: many units are you going on to the Steeler game? Five?
Speaker 1: I'm copying you just reverse ten points Wain perfect work
Speaker 1: about five year? I mean we're Dylan have five years
Speaker 1: on blue Gatorade in the Super Bowl. Yeah, that didn't happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a favorite of mine. Screwed every year just does
Speaker 1: the opposite of me? Is there is there anything else
Speaker 1: than anybody wants to wager on? By the way, the
Speaker 1: Colts won in six against the spread in the last
Speaker 1: seven games when their favorites, when their back Jonathan Taylor
Speaker 1: is back. Right, Yeah, so I thought, and let me
Speaker 1: and let me let me add Dylan Steelers bet to
Speaker 1: his side. I'm gonna take I'm gonna take pay attention
Speaker 1: this week and we we we do tabulate picture day.
Speaker 1: Ray is the one who tabulates this stuff, Larring, We
Speaker 1: got the documents. Okay, you're the one who never has
Speaker 1: paperwork where I go? Where's your paperwork? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't have it with me. It's on my death
Speaker 1: get home. But I didn't leaving on Monday night to
Speaker 1: come to me. God, you you have an excuse, after
Speaker 1: an excuse, after an excuse, no excuse. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't do my homework. Then I didn't have my
Speaker 1: homework with me. But I didn't realize what we're leaving
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving on Monday night. I thought Thanksgiving with Thursday.
Speaker 1: Every week you know we're going. Why are we going
Speaker 1: up Monday? Hunt? Oh? I don't want to beat the
Speaker 1: traffic by three days. Yeah, you did a great job, Shay.
Speaker 1: When are you back from Germany? Uh? December second? I think? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, Danny. Oh you don't know either, Okay, No, No,
Speaker 1: the roommate does all that. The roommate. I'm with the
Speaker 1: roommate and the kids and everybody here. Danny, Well, you're
Speaker 1: in love. Brother. Do you return flight book yet or now?
Speaker 1: She might have booked one for me, and she might
Speaker 1: have left me out here with my people. Ever, do
Speaker 1: there's a few return flights, not one for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there might be now so December. What second? You said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when that's a Friday. I just want to next next week.
Speaker 1: So when we have we're trying to track you down.
Speaker 1: We know where to try to find you. They got
Speaker 1: the internet out here, Danny, you can find me. No,
Speaker 1: we they had the internet in Puerto Rico and we
Speaker 1: couldn't find you. Well, that's a different kind of trip.
Speaker 1: The roommate, the kids were not all that. We're not
Speaker 1: on that journey with me. That was a solo vacation.
Speaker 1: By the way, Shane and Irving, Shaye and Irving podcast,
Speaker 1: do you have a podcast this week? Oh? No way, Danny,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna happen. Okay, all right. So normally Shaye
Speaker 1: and Irving, you could get his weekly podcast. You could
Speaker 1: wherever you find podcast. Uh and uh at Shaye and Irving,
Speaker 1: but he does not have a fresh one this week. Nope. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right. Uh, have a great Thanksgiving everybody, and good
Speaker 1: luck this weekend. Thank you guys, Thank everyone. Happy Thanksgiving guys.
Speaker 1: Next week, okay, all right, thank you, Dan. I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna get your pick second next week. I feel
Speaker 1: a big week. Yeah, all right, it's on. Do you
Speaker 1: want to do a fun guys,