1
00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:05,080
Speaker 1: Hi, Oh my god, I love you so much. You

2
00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:08,960
Speaker 1: guys are awesome, and you every single morning, lady, I

3
00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,600
Speaker 1: love all of you. Wow, this is amazing. I'm talking

4
00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:16,880
Speaker 1: to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Raise your head.

5
00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:22,360
Speaker 1: If you need a coffee, Oh, I need a coffee, scary,

6
00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:28,360
Speaker 1: you need a coffee, foggy coffee? Anyone can anyone a coffee? Yes, coffee.

7
00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,599
Speaker 1: Coffee is a drug. Let's be honest. It is. And

8
00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:37,440
Speaker 1: Daddy needs his drug. No, no, he has it has

9
00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,960
Speaker 1: milk in it. I can't do milk. It's not a milk.

10
00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,120
Speaker 1: It's that hazel nuts sweetener. That's even worse. I just black, okay,

11
00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:49,360
Speaker 1: I like it black like your man. You welcome to

12
00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,559
Speaker 1: the day. It is Wednesday, March fourteenth. Scary. What do

13
00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,000
Speaker 1: you have for me? I've got some flour East movement.

14
00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:02,200
Speaker 1: This I love. We're playing this and we also have

15
00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:06,000
Speaker 1: Kathy Lee Gifford on the show today. She loves to

16
00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:12,200
Speaker 1: flush the format. Come on, turn it up. By the way,

17
00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,240
Speaker 1: I just looked it up. If you want to buy

18
00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,080
Speaker 1: a G six, the golf Stream G six, it's fifty

19
00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:21,880
Speaker 1: eight million dollars that some people don't even make that

20
00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:26,360
Speaker 1: in a year. Like a G six. Here comes straight

21
00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:29,240
Speaker 1: night high, straight name straight. Can you go into Amazon

22
00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,399
Speaker 1: and bias a G six? Doing it right now? So

23
00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:39,240
Speaker 1: Daddy's sipping his delongy coffee. Yeah, that's a good coffee

24
00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,400
Speaker 1: like G six. Can you imagine having the money just

25
00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,280
Speaker 1: been fifty eight million dollars on on an airplane? Maybe

26
00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,240
Speaker 1: a G three? Do they make a G three? Do

27
00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,440
Speaker 1: you make a G one? They make a G three,

28
00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,600
Speaker 1: they make a three, G four, G five? G one

29
00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,200
Speaker 1: is going to be the cheapest. I don't even know

30
00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,120
Speaker 1: if they have How much is a G one? I

31
00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,400
Speaker 1: don't know. You can't even afford a G one? How

32
00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,680
Speaker 1: about a G point to five? A quarter of a

33
00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:11,359
Speaker 1: G I've got a Z row right now, me too. Anyway,

34
00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,160
Speaker 1: welcome to the day. We have a busy day. Let's go,

35
00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,000
Speaker 1: of course, Danielle's here, froggy and beautiful South Florida. How's

36
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,520
Speaker 1: your weather today, Frog? A little chili this morning. We're

37
00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:23,440
Speaker 1: gonna be nice, my perfect day. It's very cold here

38
00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,480
Speaker 1: in New York. Scary, yes, how are you, of course

39
00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,160
Speaker 1: sitting in the room. Our favorite, our Samantha producer Sam

40
00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:36,480
Speaker 1: wearing her Wicked Witch of the West hat I love this. No, no, no,

41
00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,080
Speaker 1: you look great in the hat. I love that. Unfortunately,

42
00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,920
Speaker 1: in our business you have to wear headphones. Yeah, I

43
00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,720
Speaker 1: just said to having at work, I said, go ahead,

44
00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,720
Speaker 1: put the headphones on. Let me say you do this. Hold. Then,

45
00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,280
Speaker 1: I'm still looking up how much a g one? How

46
00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,080
Speaker 1: much is a one? I think they make those anymore?

47
00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,640
Speaker 1: During the horoscopes, I'll take a picture of Sam and

48
00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,560
Speaker 1: her hat. Well, let's get going. Our first collar of

49
00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,760
Speaker 1: the day is Anna. Hello, Waity, hello, waity Hello, how

50
00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,400
Speaker 1: are you Anna? Hanging in there? Just super excited I

51
00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,800
Speaker 1: get to be on the show. Well, we are too,

52
00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm excited to be here, every man. Well, I just

53
00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,519
Speaker 1: wanted to tell you guys, I'm super excited. I'm getting

54
00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,640
Speaker 1: buried next mine. So I've been listening to you guys

55
00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,200
Speaker 1: every day. You guys in my life right now. So

56
00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,959
Speaker 1: Anna is getting married next month. Have you met the

57
00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,280
Speaker 1: guy yet? Okay? Just making sure? How are you learning?

58
00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,560
Speaker 1: How crazy, how crazy expensive it is to throw a wedding.

59
00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,600
Speaker 1: I know me and him have been paying for everything

60
00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,920
Speaker 1: by ourselves for the most part. It's just kind of

61
00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,880
Speaker 1: crazy because we just started planning it like two months ago. Wow,

62
00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,560
Speaker 1: you know, don't go overboard, just have a good party

63
00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,720
Speaker 1: and enjoy each other's company. The problem with weddings, there's

64
00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,280
Speaker 1: a wedding, which is the party. Then there's the marriage,

65
00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:51,680
Speaker 1: which is the real deal, which is, Hey, don't we

66
00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,120
Speaker 1: have something for Anna? Come on, come on, straighty, what

67
00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,160
Speaker 1: do we have for Anna? And don't give her a

68
00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:01,000
Speaker 1: T shirt? Anna needs more than a T shirt. Nails

69
00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:06,880
Speaker 1: are turning, Come on, do it. He's looking hello, are you?

70
00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,400
Speaker 1: Are you crapping in your pants? That's good, that's good.

71
00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,560
Speaker 1: She's getting married. Hold on, you had an envelope? What's

72
00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,960
Speaker 1: in the envelope? We don't want to give away? What's

73
00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:20,840
Speaker 1: in the envelope? All right? What's in the envelope? It's

74
00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:25,360
Speaker 1: a why not? What if I don't know? Okay, I'll

75
00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:31,640
Speaker 1: let go for it. Why can't we give her one

76
00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:44,480
Speaker 1: of these? For why not? What's her? We're giving you?

77
00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:48,039
Speaker 1: We're giving you a five hundred dollars Stephen Singer gift card.

78
00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,760
Speaker 1: If you go to I Hate Stephen Singer dot com,

79
00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,920
Speaker 1: look up five hundred bucks with a jewelry for you.

80
00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,280
Speaker 1: But wait, maybe you can put it toward your wedding bands. Now,

81
00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:02,160
Speaker 1: I love a wedding bands, which wedding ben should be higher,

82
00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,840
Speaker 1: all right, So I Stephen Singer dot com, go there

83
00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,159
Speaker 1: right now. You choose five hundred bucks worth of stuff,

84
00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,800
Speaker 1: and we're gonna give you five. We were going to

85
00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,240
Speaker 1: give you a G six, but the Nate said that, Yeah,

86
00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,600
Speaker 1: sorry about that. I don't know why everyone so so

87
00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:21,840
Speaker 1: weird today. You're weird alright. Anyway, enjoy your five dollars

88
00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:27,160
Speaker 1: Stephen Singer gift card, Happy shopping. We love you, Anna, Oh,

89
00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:32,320
Speaker 1: thank you so much? Are dated? Name your first kid? Straighten? Ate? No? Please,

90
00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,760
Speaker 1: don't you know you're the first call of the day.

91
00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,719
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to us. We appreciate it very much.

92
00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,159
Speaker 1: Hold on one second. Can you imagine your one month

93
00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:45,400
Speaker 1: away from your wedding? The pressure is crazy. I don't

94
00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,240
Speaker 1: know if I want to do that, Yes you do,

95
00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. Around the room, we'll start with you, scary.

96
00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,520
Speaker 1: What's on your mind today? I remember a time when

97
00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,320
Speaker 1: I used to try and do anything I could to

98
00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,839
Speaker 1: get out of family holidays because I was a whiney

99
00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,320
Speaker 1: little brat and all I want I was like, I

100
00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,560
Speaker 1: don't want to spend the holidays with you mom and dad.

101
00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:04,480
Speaker 1: Well my, how the tables have turned Uh, they flipped

102
00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,280
Speaker 1: the script on me. My parents. Hey, Anthony, I don't

103
00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,960
Speaker 1: know what you're doing for Mother's Day, but uh, we're

104
00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,839
Speaker 1: gonna be on a riverboat somewhere. We're not gonna be here.

105
00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:17,880
Speaker 1: And now I'm upset. That's the time that we get

106
00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,840
Speaker 1: to hang together and have great family dinners. No, I'm

107
00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,000
Speaker 1: not gonna be here, Anthony, do your own thing. My

108
00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,400
Speaker 1: mother's stay alone. Your mom and dad are in a

109
00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,599
Speaker 1: place where they don't have to spend holidays with you

110
00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,400
Speaker 1: ever a kid. Good for them. It's insane. I never

111
00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,719
Speaker 1: thought i'd seen the day, don't you Milly? Aunt Milly

112
00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,800
Speaker 1: would love to see you on Mother's Day? What's up, Danielle?

113
00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,200
Speaker 1: So last night I had a salami. Sometimes you just

114
00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,360
Speaker 1: have to have a heart salami. I'm not getting. We

115
00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,680
Speaker 1: were talking about this last night, so I said to Elvis, Okay,

116
00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat some heard SALAMMI and go to sleep.

117
00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,480
Speaker 1: So I really did. I went to one of those

118
00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,040
Speaker 1: markets yesterday that has the food that they import from

119
00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:59,159
Speaker 1: other countries, and they had heard salami sliced up. And

120
00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,279
Speaker 1: I haven't had shut up, Nate, I haven't had that

121
00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:08,760
Speaker 1: in a long time. I almost hate the entire to

122
00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:12,160
Speaker 1: your party. You're telling us you almost ate an entire

123
00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,920
Speaker 1: hard salami. I did, but it was cut up. That's

124
00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:20,160
Speaker 1: easier to take in anyway. I'm just trying to say

125
00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:25,800
Speaker 1: that every now and then, a good heart salami is delicious. Wow.

126
00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, I was texting Daniel last night. I said, so,

127
00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000
Speaker 1: you know, she said, I'm eating a hard salamis and

128
00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,960
Speaker 1: off to bed. I said, should you wait till you

129
00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,480
Speaker 1: get into bed to eat the salami? She said, no,

130
00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,880
Speaker 1: that not that salami. And then you did say you

131
00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,800
Speaker 1: were going to have some salami. I wish I had

132
00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:46,400
Speaker 1: one anyway. Um, oh, Froggy, what's on your mind today?

133
00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,480
Speaker 1: You know, I'm driving into work this morning and it

134
00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,120
Speaker 1: dawns on me that my son turns fifteen years old.

135
00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,440
Speaker 1: He does not, he was just born. I know, how

136
00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,320
Speaker 1: the hell do I have a fifteen year old child?

137
00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,600
Speaker 1: And I and I realized that I have no business

138
00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:08,320
Speaker 1: having a fifteen year old child. I had fifteen myself.

139
00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,520
Speaker 1: Some some I'm not not sometimes not even fifteen. But

140
00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:15,240
Speaker 1: so wait, when's his birthday today? Happy birthday cade today?

141
00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,240
Speaker 1: So I say to my son, happy birthday. I love you.

142
00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,480
Speaker 1: I know. Sometimes I'm a little hard on you. And

143
00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,360
Speaker 1: I know sometimes I'm not the best that in the

144
00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,680
Speaker 1: whole world, but I do my best. You are the best,

145
00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,000
Speaker 1: and congrats on turning. You and Lisa are great parents.

146
00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,080
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I wish you would adopt me.

147
00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes I've a little hard on you. I need to

148
00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,200
Speaker 1: be adopted. Hey, here's the problem having a fifteen year

149
00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,679
Speaker 1: old son. I remember what I used to do when

150
00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:44,840
Speaker 1: I was fifteen. Oh my god, I think this one.

151
00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:49,160
Speaker 1: I just that's when I discovered crazy sex. No, just

152
00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:52,679
Speaker 1: saying said, let's get into our horoscope. Producer Sam is

153
00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,679
Speaker 1: here to help out with the horoscopes you're at first,

154
00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:58,400
Speaker 1: Daniel Stephen Curry, it's his birthday, Simone Biles his birthday,

155
00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:02,679
Speaker 1: and Ansel l. Gort's birthday as well. Ansel Capricorn, your

156
00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:05,839
Speaker 1: project is finally coming together. Stay charismatic and savor the

157
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,920
Speaker 1: journey your days of ten Aquarius. Connecting with like minded

158
00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,280
Speaker 1: people may restrict you from learning new things. Try to

159
00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,000
Speaker 1: explore new friendships your days and eight. Hey, Pissy's trying

160
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:20,640
Speaker 1: not to approach new ideas negativity negatively, negatively Instead that too, Instead,

161
00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:24,000
Speaker 1: consider all opportunities. Choose wisely your days of nine areas.

162
00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,960
Speaker 1: Be as clear as possible, establishing boundaries as easier right

163
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,880
Speaker 1: from the start. Your day is an eight hey Taurus.

164
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,120
Speaker 1: The spotlight is yours. Use your imagination to transform your platform.

165
00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,920
Speaker 1: Don't be afraid to take a chance of fate. Your

166
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,280
Speaker 1: day is a ten Gemini. Ambition will inspire new developments.

167
00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,560
Speaker 1: Aim higher than ever. The sky is the limit. Your

168
00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,400
Speaker 1: day of a nine. Can't there be a leader. Don't

169
00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,280
Speaker 1: do anything just to fit in. March to the beat

170
00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,520
Speaker 1: of your own drum. Your days of ten Leo. Don't

171
00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,920
Speaker 1: shy away from adventure just because you feel fail or

172
00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,719
Speaker 1: open your heart to the world. Your day is a

173
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,959
Speaker 1: nine Virgo. Be transparent with your feelings and intentions. It's

174
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,440
Speaker 1: important to share your emotions with others right away. Your

175
00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,559
Speaker 1: days and eight Libra. It's easy to get lost in

176
00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,520
Speaker 1: the crowd. Be sure to stand out and make your

177
00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:02,079
Speaker 1: presence known. Your day is a nine Scarpio. Weed out

178
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,679
Speaker 1: negative people. Their energies have a bigger impact on you

179
00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,680
Speaker 1: then you think, and it's for the better. Your day

180
00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,800
Speaker 1: isn't eight and sagittarious. Communication can help expand key aspects

181
00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,520
Speaker 1: of your life. Stretch beyond your current boundaries and don't

182
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,920
Speaker 1: sell yourself short. Your days of nine and those are

183
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,280
Speaker 1: you Wednesday morning, Horisco. All right, people are already texting you.

184
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,360
Speaker 1: They're so excited for great teas. Game of the day.

185
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,880
Speaker 1: We have the wheel. We gotta bring the wheel in.

186
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,559
Speaker 1: It's heavy. Oh my god. He has extra crazy stuff

187
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,200
Speaker 1: on the wheel today and big prizes as well. All right,

188
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,040
Speaker 1: so that's coming up, you guys, ready for your Wednesday.

189
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:40,400
Speaker 1: Wednesday is all right? Let's have a Wednesday in the

190
00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:44,880
Speaker 1: morning show. Blue Apron delivers farm fresh, perfectly portioned ingredients,

191
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,760
Speaker 1: step by step recipes. We can make our own incredible

192
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,960
Speaker 1: meals at home and look like culinary geniuses. Rediscover how

193
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,760
Speaker 1: fun cooking can be while reducing food waste and supporting

194
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,600
Speaker 1: sustainable farms and fisheries. Visit blue Apron dot com slash

195
00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:08,000
Speaker 1: elvis get thirty dollars off your first order. So we're

196
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000
Speaker 1: looking up online at how much it cost it by

197
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:13,240
Speaker 1: a G six. They're fifty eight million dollars. Okay, so

198
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:18,200
Speaker 1: we put our money together. Yeah not even so. Yeah,

199
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,840
Speaker 1: a g stix, a golf Stream six private jet, a

200
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,319
Speaker 1: PJ as they call it. We found a used G

201
00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:29,080
Speaker 1: three for four dollars for the show, for the price

202
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:32,040
Speaker 1: of an expensive house, we could buy a used G three, right,

203
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,439
Speaker 1: and that's what most people do. Like for example, I'll

204
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:39,280
Speaker 1: tell you when Enrique bought his last airplane and he

205
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,720
Speaker 1: got one that was second hand. They call it second

206
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,839
Speaker 1: hand pre owned. Yeah, so he got one that was

207
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,360
Speaker 1: second hand. It was much much cheaper. Okay, how much?

208
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,559
Speaker 1: Just tell us how much was that in the neighborhood

209
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:56,960
Speaker 1: of millions. Can you imagine people have that kind of

210
00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,880
Speaker 1: money to spend on everybody, but it's cheaper than forty million.

211
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,240
Speaker 1: As a question, when you're in like you know, the

212
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,480
Speaker 1: people who can buy these things that they get down

213
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,680
Speaker 1: on you because you've only no I'll tell you what

214
00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:10,840
Speaker 1: they do. They redo it inside so it looks like

215
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:14,360
Speaker 1: brand new because you don't want to sit in the well.

216
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,680
Speaker 1: I tell you I spent like three fifty dollars on

217
00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:19,520
Speaker 1: a Jet Blue air seat. I was on Jet Blue,

218
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,040
Speaker 1: my own I call it my private jet. My private

219
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,480
Speaker 1: jet has Jet Blue written on the side of It's

220
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:27,280
Speaker 1: so funny. Can you imagine I could. We're walking around

221
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,200
Speaker 1: New York City last night looking up at the at

222
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,760
Speaker 1: the top of these buildings where the pet houses are located.

223
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,120
Speaker 1: I mean these are forty million dollar penthouses, and my

224
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,920
Speaker 1: friend Nina and I were walking around and we're like,

225
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,840
Speaker 1: who are these people? What do they do? Are they

226
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,679
Speaker 1: all like rich Russians? I mean, where where are these

227
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,560
Speaker 1: people get this money? And why am I not in

228
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,640
Speaker 1: that business? We're not pay great tea. What's wrong with you?

229
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,360
Speaker 1: You look like you have stink face? No, I swear

230
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,079
Speaker 1: I'm totally fine. I just I was just hanging out.

231
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,080
Speaker 1: Listen to you guys talk. No, you have that stink face.

232
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking you like wrong? Do you ever

233
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,840
Speaker 1: ever ever hang out with a friend and they're like

234
00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,480
Speaker 1: looking out into space with it like this phase, like

235
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,880
Speaker 1: like staying face, like someone farted. I don't know what

236
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,640
Speaker 1: to do sometimes, like when you guys are talking, I

237
00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:06,680
Speaker 1: don't want to interrupt, Like I just kind of hanging out.

238
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to do. He asked me

239
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,520
Speaker 1: if I if I had something to drink this morning,

240
00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:12,199
Speaker 1: or if I was on drugs, because he thinks I'm

241
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,680
Speaker 1: out of my mind? What do you mean? Sometimes Danielle

242
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,880
Speaker 1: comes in, it's like twilight Zone, like she's just you know,

243
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,640
Speaker 1: like you know, like she just says whatever's on her mind.

244
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,800
Speaker 1: Just this comes right out. And today is one of

245
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:25,480
Speaker 1: those days. I love how Greg t accusing someone of

246
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,280
Speaker 1: being out of their mind. Yeah, you haven't been in

247
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,440
Speaker 1: your mind and well not since I've known here. I

248
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,440
Speaker 1: get it. But today is just one of those weird days.

249
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,000
Speaker 1: Just I feel like it's weird. But hey, last night's

250
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:38,280
Speaker 1: This is Us fantastic, So don't give anything. But was

251
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:42,280
Speaker 1: there any major story? Yeah, that's something happened. Absolutely, it

252
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:46,640
Speaker 1: was really because Mandy Moore dead. She's not dead. I

253
00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:48,600
Speaker 1: just want to say one thing about the show, not

254
00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,040
Speaker 1: about not about last night's, about the show in general.

255
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,360
Speaker 1: If you wouldn't allow This is Us you mean make

256
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,800
Speaker 1: me cry? Yeah, you know, Here's what I was thinking about.

257
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,880
Speaker 1: Less Like, I know you always tease make me cry,

258
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,400
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, why do I love so much? Of

259
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,560
Speaker 1: Why am I crying? And the thing is is like

260
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,920
Speaker 1: I just feel like there's so much There's so many

261
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,880
Speaker 1: other shows that are like drama filled and mysteries and

262
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,559
Speaker 1: murder and whatever, and then there's this one show, This

263
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,600
Speaker 1: is Us, and it's just got love and I wish

264
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:19,200
Speaker 1: there was more shows had that love. I don't know.

265
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:24,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes love makes you Sometimes love makes you cry. God knows,

266
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,320
Speaker 1: I know, did you hear about Game of Thrones? Look

267
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,840
Speaker 1: at the Nate So apparently they're saying that when it

268
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:36,520
Speaker 1: goes out, it's going out like they are gonna slaughter everybody.

269
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,040
Speaker 1: And they've been all receiving their scripts like one by

270
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,320
Speaker 1: when nobody saw it. As they're receiving the scripts, they're

271
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,280
Speaker 1: like being killed off and stuff. It's like, can you

272
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,400
Speaker 1: imagine if if our radio show is like that, people

273
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,080
Speaker 1: just die. We're gonna kill great tea off today. But

274
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,040
Speaker 1: that brings validity to what I was trying to say,

275
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,000
Speaker 1: is that Look Game of Thrones. I know it's that

276
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,600
Speaker 1: kind of show, but there's so many of those shows

277
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,240
Speaker 1: with so much slaughter. And then there's this is us,

278
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,000
Speaker 1: Well the dad died because the crock pot caught on fire. Yeah,

279
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:08,280
Speaker 1: but there that's slaughter right there. All right, we have

280
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,920
Speaker 1: the Wheel of Games in here. We're gonna spin it.

281
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,440
Speaker 1: Look at all the stuff you have all new games today. Yeah,

282
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,920
Speaker 1: the wheel is completely frank, let me let me read

283
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,480
Speaker 1: the games that are on the Wheel of Games. We're

284
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,680
Speaker 1: gonna spin the wheel and whatever game it lands on,

285
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna play it. Okay, Okay, there's a game on

286
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,800
Speaker 1: here called Everybody's a Winner. That's nice. I love that one.

287
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,400
Speaker 1: There's a game on here called Grasshopper or Chicken takes

288
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:34,480
Speaker 1: the same. There's a game on here called Taste My

289
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,600
Speaker 1: Toe a shower? Who did it? You know? There's a

290
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,320
Speaker 1: game on here for vegetarians called the Answer is Broccoli.

291
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,760
Speaker 1: For one we play the answer is meat, and I

292
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,320
Speaker 1: feel bad for the vegetarians. Is not fair. There's some

293
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,960
Speaker 1: vegans that want to play the answer is broccoli. And

294
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,160
Speaker 1: of course our favorite game is on the Wheel in

295
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:57,000
Speaker 1: the tush, Yes, and we will get Daddy gonna be

296
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,200
Speaker 1: awful constant patd Bright now because we never get there.

297
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,760
Speaker 1: I know our twish needs something in it first and

298
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,520
Speaker 1: then play in the time. I hope it lands on

299
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,640
Speaker 1: either Grasshopper or Chicken or in the twist. So we're

300
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:11,680
Speaker 1: giving it a good old spin. Alright, the Wheel of Games. Yes,

301
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:20,680
Speaker 1: but we need a contest in it one pace and

302
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,840
Speaker 1: it lands on Everybody's at Winner. Okay, how do we

303
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,600
Speaker 1: play Everybody's a Winner? Oh, it's so great. Okay, So

304
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,760
Speaker 1: for this one, we are going to need five contestants,

305
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,120
Speaker 1: not just one. We're gonna need five this time. Okay,

306
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,480
Speaker 1: So if your wrisly can help us out. Get us

307
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,760
Speaker 1: five all on the line at the same time. Let's

308
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,440
Speaker 1: do that. I didn't think about that. I have them

309
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,280
Speaker 1: ready to go. Okay, good morning. Contestant number one is

310
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:49,160
Speaker 1: Robin Hi, Robin, Good morning, good morning, Well Hello, happy?

311
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:53,080
Speaker 1: What day it is? Is it? Three point one four day?

312
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,360
Speaker 1: Happy pie Day to you? Hey, Steve, How are you great?

313
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,920
Speaker 1: How are you? We're doing well? Happy Piday. You're contestant

314
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,199
Speaker 1: or Tuesday? Hi to Robin? All right. Contest number three

315
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:08,439
Speaker 1: is Morgan Hi, Morgan, Happy pie day, Hi, good morning,

316
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:13,760
Speaker 1: Happy pie Day. Say hi to Stephen Robin, Hi, Stephen, Robin,

317
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,440
Speaker 1: good morning. All right, here we go. Contested number four

318
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:25,560
Speaker 1: is Nick Hi, Nick. Hello, Hello, Nick, Say hello to Morgan, Stephen, Robin, Hi, Morgan,

319
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:31,760
Speaker 1: Stephen Robin, Hi Nick. All right? And uh now we

320
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,280
Speaker 1: have Ashley Hi. Ashley. Contested number five h Actually say

321
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:42,439
Speaker 1: good morning to Morgan, Steve and Robin. And we lost someone.

322
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,680
Speaker 1: I don't remember I lost someone. We lost Nick. We'll

323
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,720
Speaker 1: get Nick back. So okay, So Robin, it's pie Day.

324
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:54,320
Speaker 1: What's your favorite flavor of pie? Apple pie? Oh? App

325
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,240
Speaker 1: By the way, today it must be March fourteen. Yes,

326
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,520
Speaker 1: as at three point one for a pie. But I

327
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,239
Speaker 1: like pie, so you like apple? Uh? Steve, what's your

328
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:07,840
Speaker 1: favorite flavor of pie? Boston cream, you know, which is

329
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,399
Speaker 1: actually a cake if you think about it, but it's fabulous.

330
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,760
Speaker 1: I love Boston cream pie slash cake market. What's your

331
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:20,600
Speaker 1: favorite pie flavor? Oh? Yeah, and you're saying it correctly.

332
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:25,679
Speaker 1: And finally, Ashley, what's your favorite pie flavor? Um? Apple? Apple?

333
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,080
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta get Nick back on the line.

334
00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:30,240
Speaker 1: Do we have Nick? I don't know. I messed. I

335
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,280
Speaker 1: think I hung up on Nick. I feel awful. We'll

336
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,919
Speaker 1: get it back on. All right. So welcome to the

337
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,520
Speaker 1: game called Everybody's a Winner. So how do you play this? Okay,

338
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,760
Speaker 1: this is really a fun game. So we're gonna start

339
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,719
Speaker 1: out with Robin. She's our first contestant. So Robin, I'm

340
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,919
Speaker 1: gonna pass the game the bag. We have a brown

341
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:48,760
Speaker 1: paper bag and inside the bag are pieces of paper

342
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,560
Speaker 1: with your prize written on it. Danielle will stick her

343
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,880
Speaker 1: hand into the bag and pull out one prize. That

344
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,600
Speaker 1: prize is yours, Robin. Nobody can take that from you.

345
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,200
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, we passed the bag

346
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,520
Speaker 1: to Nate, then to Elvis, then to scary, and then

347
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,960
Speaker 1: everybody gets surprised. And by the way, we have Nick back. Hey, Nick,

348
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,600
Speaker 1: welcome back. I'm sorry I hung up on you. Yeah,

349
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,640
Speaker 1: that's all right. I forgive you. What's your favor? What's

350
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:19,119
Speaker 1: your favorite flavor of pie? My favorite flavor cherry? Yeah,

351
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,399
Speaker 1: I love a cherry pie. Give me cherry pie. I warrant.

352
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,320
Speaker 1: Here we go, we gotta go. Wait, put this a twist. Now,

353
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,520
Speaker 1: after Robin goes, every other contestant can either go for

354
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,200
Speaker 1: the bag or take the person in front of their prize.

355
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,560
Speaker 1: For the person there's yeah, so like you can actually

356
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,880
Speaker 1: take somebody else's prize that's ready been announced. We're doing

357
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,920
Speaker 1: this at Christmas for the grand bag and elephant. It's

358
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:50,200
Speaker 1: the white Elephant. All right. So Danielle goes first. Rob Robin,

359
00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:54,080
Speaker 1: this is your prize. Do I tell her yet or not? Yes? Yeah?

360
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,480
Speaker 1: At the end, Robin, I don't think I should tell

361
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,000
Speaker 1: us you have a can of lysol? Oh you want

362
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,920
Speaker 1: a cann of lysol? Yes, some prizes have a little

363
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:12,240
Speaker 1: bit more value than others. Lisol is expensive. Yeah, I

364
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,520
Speaker 1: like lysol, but I wanted money. Okay, so what do

365
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,320
Speaker 1: we do? So that's Robbin's gift. I'm sorry, Robin. You

366
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,240
Speaker 1: just want a can of lysol? Right all right? Now

367
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,119
Speaker 1: at the end, since nobody wants to take my prize,

368
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:26,640
Speaker 1: well I don't. I don't know how. We'll just keep

369
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,120
Speaker 1: going in order. Now, Steve, do you want the cannib lysol?

370
00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:32,000
Speaker 1: Or do you want what's in the bag? In the bag?

371
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't blame you every lisongs fabul was, especially if

372
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,440
Speaker 1: you fart. All right, you got Elvis Duran coffee mug.

373
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,040
Speaker 1: Wad have we have coffee mug? Yes? Yes we do,

374
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,639
Speaker 1: knew when do we get those? All right? So so

375
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,439
Speaker 1: what does he do? Now? Okay, now it's Morgan. Now Morgan,

376
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,639
Speaker 1: do you want the Elvis during coffee mug or the

377
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,440
Speaker 1: lysol or just the coffee? Do you want to Elvis

378
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,480
Speaker 1: during coffee? In the bag? I want to go for

379
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,520
Speaker 1: the bag. By the way, I love this game. Everyone

380
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 1: isn't winner, right, all right? Everyone shooting? All right? You

381
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 1: just want an Elvis drain t shirt? All right, that's

382
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: from Morgan. I lose Nick again. Nick, you're still there, right,

383
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm here. I love you Nick? All right? Now what

384
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 1: are we doing? I'm gonna pick for Nick? Nick? Do

385
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 1: you want to steal the Elvis stand T shirt or anything?

386
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 1: What do you want? What's in the bag? This is scary,

387
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:26,680
Speaker 1: by the way, I'll go in the bag. Scary. But

388
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,880
Speaker 1: they have a scarty all right? So he doesn't want

389
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 1: to the Elvis strain T shirt. He wants puts into

390
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 1: the bag. Come on, come on, it is a oh

391
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 1: it's a scary Jones sock from his left foot. That's right.

392
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:42,359
Speaker 1: Take off your sock. That's right, that's right, magitimate, that

393
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: is the prize? Is that you? Why is your stock

394
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,119
Speaker 1: your socks so sticky? All right? So Ashley, do you

395
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 1: want scary left sticky sock? Or do you want what's

396
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 1: in the bag. I'll do it in the bag. Okay,

397
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 1: you just won twenty dollar? All right? So does everyone's

398
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 1: a minute? Everyone's a winner, don't Can we offer Robin

399
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 1: to steal the twenty dollars? You know I do like

400
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,360
Speaker 1: that twist. I'll get Robbins. Do you do you want

401
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 1: the twenty dollars or do you want what she wins?

402
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 1: She could either have the the T shirt. She could

403
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 1: either have Okay, do you want the twenty dollars or

404
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 1: the lysol? Right? I'll but wait, what does actually get this.

405
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: Actually you get the lysol. I think the person this

406
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 1: is the worst game ever. There's a lot of fun.

407
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,879
Speaker 1: Can we play Grasshopper or Chicken tomorrow? All right? Congratulations everyone?

408
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 1: You want all sorts of things right? We love you

409
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 1: and Nick there's something about you. I just can't get

410
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: my mind off with you. I'm I know. Enjoy your

411
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: sticky sock hold on everyone, and there you go. All right,

412
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 1: Today's Wheel of Wheel of Games gave us everybody's a winner. Yes,

413
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:06,199
Speaker 1: everybody's a winner. Tomorrow in the tush my weight? What

414
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: are you eating? Banana? Put that in the tush, I

415
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: will say later on, because it is Pie Day, I

416
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: have a bonus game coming your way this morning, just

417
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: specifically for Pie Day. Ready, look, look, I'm looking at

418
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: the future. I have a zip recruiter commercial to there.

419
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 1: Who wants to do it today? No? No, you know what,

420
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a Nate's going to do the

421
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: Zip recruiter. You only gave it to Nate because he

422
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 1: has that face on you do you have stink face? Why?

423
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 1: What do you do? How much money you got there?

424
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,120
Speaker 1: I gotta pay because we don't actually have money. So

425
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 1: you if we give way twenty dollars. We have to

426
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: take it out of our own pockets. Cheap. This is

427
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 1: a cheap show, out of my own pocket. I'm not

428
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 1: doing this spot today because I'm not. No do the

429
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: zip recruit the commercial, because you know what, they need

430
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 1: a fresh approach. The people in zip recruiter needs your

431
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: your fresh approach. Are you ready? I'm ready, all right,

432
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 1: coming up now, Nate's gonna do the zip recruiter commercial.

433
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 1: Are you laughing? How's that banana in the morning show?

434
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 1: Here's Nate. Are you hiring? Are you looking for that

435
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 1: perfect person? I am zip recruiter. That's it. Zip recruiter

436
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: dot com. Something better than posting your job online and

437
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: just praying for the right people to see it. It's

438
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 1: putting it on zip recruiter dot com. It's a smarter way.

439
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 1: They built a platform finds the right candidates just for you,

440
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: specially designed so you find the right person. Shut up, Danielle,

441
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: this is my first time doing a zip recruiter spot.

442
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 1: Zip recruiter learns what you're looking for. It identifies people

443
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: with the right experience and invites them to apply for

444
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: your job. These invitations have revolutionize how you find your

445
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 1: next tire. In fact, of employees who post a job

446
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: on zip recruiter, get a quality candidate on the site

447
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: and just one day to this. Pretty cool. The right

448
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: candidates are out there, and zip recruiter how you find him. See. Look,

449
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: if you have to be the person who hires the

450
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: next superstar at your business, you should use zip recruiter,

451
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: otherwise you will fail. Businesses of all sizes trust zip recruiter.

452
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 1: Like us, we're a medium sized. I don't know, I

453
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,919
Speaker 1: don't know. It's pretty big right now. My listeners can

454
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: try zip recruiter for free. Those are elvis as listeners,

455
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: by the way, that I'm not mine. That's right free.

456
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 1: Just go to zip recruiter dot com slash elvis. Remember

457
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: to always slash your elvis. That's zip recruiter dot com

458
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 1: slash elvis, the smartest way to hire excellent. That was fantastic.

459
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, we're running late. What does that mean?

460
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: We gotta take a break, tell you a break. We'll

461
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: be back after that. Elvis to Rand in the Morning show.

462
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: But seriously, if if you're a city sent a message,

463
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: do you say, don't flush your toilet when it rains,

464
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 1: because you're gonna flood the town I would move so

465
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 1: here in Brooklyn and Queens, the two boroughs of I mean, look,

466
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: tens of millions of people lived in Brooklyn and Queens.

467
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: They're saying the sewage system is so so overrun during

468
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: rainy days that if you add your toilet water, crabs

469
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: gonna float down the street. Oh, that must be Mike's

470
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: crap floating. Who's is that? Anyway, they're saying, when there's

471
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 1: a lot of rain, the overflow runs off into nearby rivers, bays,

472
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: and creeks instead into instead of the intended water treatment

473
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: plant destinations. So on rainy days here in Queens and Brooklyn,

474
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: please don't flush your turlet. A lot of news today,

475
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: a lot of serious news today. First of all, you

476
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: know that big race in Pennsylvania. People were following Connor Lamb.

477
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: Looks like he won the election, but only by only

478
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: six votes, so it will be contested. They will, they

479
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: they're talking about doing a recount. But that was a

480
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 1: huge election that people were watching. Also, as you know,

481
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: a Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was fired yesterday. They're

482
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: saying he was fired via tweet. So how do you do?

483
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: How can you that's not cool watch watch right now,

484
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: who wants to lose their job? I'm gonna tweet. I'm

485
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: gonna tweet fire someone. Don't you think that that's like

486
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: a cowardly way to fire somebody. I don't know a twitter,

487
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 1: But who do you want to I'm gonna shoun I

488
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: fire a great tea by tweet. No, don't please, don't

489
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: get don't get my heart attack. Today is the thirtieth

490
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 1: anniversary of pie Day. We're not talking about like cherry

491
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: or apple pie. We're talking three point one four how many?

492
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 1: How many digits can you go? Can you do it? Straightening?

493
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: Three point one four, one, five, nine to seven? Maybe

494
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: I can't. That's it pie. There's circumference of a of

495
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: a circle, right, part of which is pie Day. We

496
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: love warrant cheese by very well, that's not the day

497
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: we're celebrating now. And sad, sad news. The most brilliant

498
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: man known demand, Stephen Hawking, the brilliant physicist, passed away

499
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,959
Speaker 1: at seventy six years old. Even though he was restricted

500
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: to a wheelchair and really had not a lot of

501
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: mobility at all, maybe none, his brain his mind was

502
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 1: just beyond anything we could imagine. I remember going to

503
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: see Saturday Night Live years ago, and he was a guest.

504
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: He was there and he watched the show right next

505
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: to me, and uh, but people, people just love being

506
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: in his presence because he was just a brilliant guy.

507
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: He was on Big Bang Theory all the time, and

508
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: it was so cool to see him so and but

509
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: you know what, he got diagnosed in ninety three, right

510
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: when he was twenty one. That's when he got diagnosed.

511
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: The doctors only gave him a few years to live,

512
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: and he died at seventy six, so he outlived what doctors.

513
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: You know. I thought he was going to do do

514
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: a google on Stephen Hawking today and just read about

515
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: everything he told us and taught us. His theories were

516
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:03,959
Speaker 1: just my blowing lee brilliant. I feel so stupid compared

517
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: to Stephen. Ha thought about how frustrating it must be

518
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: for people that have things like you know, a l

519
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: s where your mind is working but you just can't

520
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: get it across the way you want to get it across.

521
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, brilliant mind, great tea. Do you

522
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: know who Stephen Hawking was? Yeah, yeeah. His theory started

523
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: with the Big Bang, ends with the black holes. Uh,

524
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: space and time? Okay, yeah, yeah, exact, Yeah, Gregory, I

525
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: love you, one of the nearest minds of our generation.

526
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: So today's the National school walk out. More than twenty

527
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: eight hundred schools around the country are expected to see

528
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: walkouts at ten o'clock this morning East Coast time to

529
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: mark the one month anniversary of the shooting at Marjorie

530
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. Now, different school

531
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: systems are handling it in different ways. I know here

532
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: in the New York area, which Sayerville School System is

533
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: saying if you walk out, you will be suspended. A

534
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: lot of schools are worried, very concerned about the well

535
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: being and safety of their students. They say, well, look,

536
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: you know, we understand and appreciate what you're walking out for,

537
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: but we're worried about your safety when you walk out

538
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: that front door. Of course, that's why a lot of schools.

539
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: I know in my kids school, they're having an assembly

540
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: where the kids are allowed to voice themselves. Um, but

541
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: they don't really want them to walk out because, like

542
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: you just said, they're worried about their safety. But at

543
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: least they're giving them the arena to to say something

544
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: and to voice themselves. You know what I love about

545
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: this day, Whether you're walking out or not, whether you

546
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: could be suspended or not, it's another reason to remember

547
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: what happened one month ago. And it's really sad how

548
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: what was a huge, huge headline for many, many days

549
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: is now not a headline. But today it becomes a

550
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: headline again. And for that reason I love today. A

551
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: seventeen minute moment of silence, one moment for each of

552
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: the victim, will follow after the walkout today. Uh. Some

553
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: colleges have stated that suspension records UH for political protests

554
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: will be waived on student applications and it's a very

555
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: important day. Yeah, Froggy, what are you thinking? I got

556
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,719
Speaker 1: a email yesterday from the principle of my Sun school

557
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: and he said that they were going to allow kids,

558
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: and just said that they were going to be certain

559
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: rules as students will not be permitted to leave campus,

560
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: Students will be supervised by school staff, and students would

561
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: need to continue to adhere to the student handbook. Other

562
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: than that, you could walk out for seventeen minutes, pay

563
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,719
Speaker 1: your respects, and then return to class. YEA, So please,

564
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: whatever we do, let's think of the major, major stories

565
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: that have affected so many lives, and we could go

566
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: all the way back to, like I said the other day,

567
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: the bad water conditions in Michigan. We can talk about

568
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: hurricane conditions that are still awful in Puerto Rico, in

569
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: parts of Florida, in Texas, and then we talked about

570
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: something as recent as a month ago, the shooting in Parkland, Florida.

571
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: Let's not let those leave our minds and hearts even

572
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: though they're not in the headlines. Give me the New

573
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: York Post. Where where's the post? Like, what is the

574
00:31:55,600 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: headline today? Today's headline is uh about Rex Tillerson being fired?

575
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: It's like, well, okay, what about what about these kids

576
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: and these families that were torn apart? About what happened?

577
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: Until something is done? And you know, all these protests

578
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: because we need something to be done, is done. We

579
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: we it really should be headlines every single day where

580
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: there should be something said about what's happening or what's

581
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: the next step and stuff like that. But like you said,

582
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: so the walkout brings it back to the headlines today,

583
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: and for that I'm so appreciative. All right, let's get

584
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: into the Daniel Report. You know, Kathy Lee Gifford is here?

585
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: Is she here? She here already? Or is she anyway?

586
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: She's coming up next. She's my sister. I love Kathy

587
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: Lee so much. Anyway, let's get into the Daniel Report. Daniel,

588
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay? So Netflix has started testing something

589
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: that many parents are not happy about. It's called Patches.

590
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: It's a program which encourages kids to watch more television

591
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: by rewarding them with collectible badges for more shows they've watched.

592
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: So they're testing this to see if it works. Kids

593
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: are gonna love it. Parents not so much. They're not

594
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: so so happy about this. Ce NBC is bringing back

595
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: Deal or No Deal with original host Howie Mandel. It's

596
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: gonna air sometime this fall. The show originally ran on

597
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: NBC from two thousand five to two thousand nine. It

598
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: was also syndication in There so exciting exciting news there. Hey,

599
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: Deal or No Deal? Do we ever see what the

600
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: banker looked like? You're the guy in the shadows up

601
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: in the booth. I don't think so, but I'll tell

602
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: you when I go to the arcades. That is the

603
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: one game I always played, Deal or No Deal? And

604
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: I love the I Love the Machine in Las Vegas.

605
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: H and HBO executive hinted that there will be a

606
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: lot of death in the final season of Game of Thrones.

607
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: They said, it was a really powerful moment when production started,

608
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: none of the casts have received the scripts prior, and

609
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: then one by one they started falling to their death.

610
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: So get ready for that. And Edge here and met

611
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: a nine year old boy with cerebral parl palsy. He asked, Ed,

612
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: on your next album, can you please write a song

613
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: about disability to let people know that we can all

614
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: so do amazing things. And Ed told the boy that

615
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: he is going to try so it would be so

616
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: cool if anyone can write a song about that. Ed

617
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: shear and can write a song about that because he's

618
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: just He's just that guy. Uh. Let's see next hour,

619
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: we have to talk about celebrities. You think celebrities southe

620
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 1: these tabloid magazines because they say nasty things about them. Well,

621
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: the tabloids can also sue the celebrities. Really yeah, tell

622
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: you about that next hour, all right, Katheelee, I'm glad

623
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: she showed up. I mean, she has a job to

624
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: do on NBC on the Today Show. Later so she's

625
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: working today, we give her the day off to come

626
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 1: to oh not at all at NBC now they need her.

627
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: That that network will fail without her. They acknowledge that anyway.

628
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: Kathy Lee coming up next. Live tweeting every morning. Follow

629
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Elvis Durantio Elvis Durant In the

630
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: morning show, flew Apron delivers farm fresh, perfectly portioned ingredients,

631
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: step by step recipes. We can make our own incredible

632
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: meals at home and look like culinary geniuses. Rediscover how

633
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: on cooking can be while reducing food waste and supporting

634
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: sustainable farms and fisheries. Visit blue Apron dot com slash

635
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: Elvis get thirty dollars off your first order. You know

636
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: we uh we interview so many people on the show,

637
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 1: Danielle and Froggy Scary and uh all the biggest artists.

638
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: We bring him in. We talked to him about their music,

639
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: this and that. But at the end of the day,

640
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: they go their way. We go our way. But every

641
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: once in a while we have a guest come in

642
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: that is so so incredible and we're proud to say

643
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: they're a friend as well. Kathy Lee Gifford I she's

644
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: just a dear friend. She's so cute, she's there's a

645
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: whole list of words that could describe she walked in.

646
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: I saw the back of her and I thought it

647
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: was a kid that walked in. I'm like, who's And

648
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: then I saw the Kathy. Kathy Lee is a kid

649
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: even though she's like nineties seven years old. She's gonna

650
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: hit you hard. She has a song out called love

651
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: Me to which I mean, if you think about the words,

652
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, it's it's the most powerful song.

653
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: She is just and of course she has the Today

654
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 1: Show going for I mean, NBC would crumble without her.

655
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: They would, they would, the whole building will just fall over.

656
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: But anyway, uh, you know, I do the Artist of

657
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: the Month where we take new artists onto the Today Show.

658
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: I want to bring her on as the Artist of

659
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: the month. One of you could do that. And she

660
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: gave me a copy of her book called The Rock

661
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: the Road in the Rabbi and she she autographed it

662
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: to me and I opened it says to read, just enjoy.

663
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: She gave me Regius Philbin's books. Does that mean she

664
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: gave yours to read? I don't know. We'll find out.

665
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the show. Our dear friend Cathy Lee Gifford,

666
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: and she's she's bringing match here artist of the month.

667
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to come back to you. He was

668
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: humping me in the green room that I did. It's

669
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: it's been a long time, you know. Max is great,

670
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: even though his breath smells like shrimp. Yeah, I just

671
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: got a whiff of it, and I got a whiff

672
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: at the other end to I don't know, because he

673
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,479
Speaker 1: was humping me. It just seemed natural. It's so great

674
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: to have you on. I gotta be honest, though, it's

675
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: kind of weird to interview a friend. Yeah, because when

676
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: you have when you come on with us, it's the

677
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: same thing. It's weird. But don't TV. It's different because

678
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: you guys are like reading scripts. We don't read anything.

679
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: We don't prepare. That's how we do it. Oh my gosh,

680
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: show up, wake up, get dress go. That's us. They

681
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: say how much time do you put into the show?

682
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: I start laughing when people say how much time do

683
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: you need to prepare? Prepare? Be on the Today Show?

684
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: It's just such a gift. I love doing that segment.

685
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: But it's only like three seconds long and then they're like,

686
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: please leave. The security wants you out of here. You no,

687
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: it is not Come on no. It's been great for

688
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: us having you there too, because you have a whole

689
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: different audience than we do, and we were trying to

690
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: go for that young, hot, cool demographic and who's young,

691
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: hot and cooler than you? Nobody for you. This kind

692
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: of said, you think I'm young and hut, but but

693
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm stop it. And I am the oldest

694
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: woman ever to have three number one singles. Um, it

695
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: was Reba McIntyre when she had one at fifty five.

696
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: I am so past Reba McIntyre and I've had three

697
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: and five months. I know. It's unbelievable. God has a

698
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: great sense of humor. Look around and she does. Let

699
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: me tell you about Kathy Lee as if she's not here,

700
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: let's talk about her, shall we? Can you trma micups,

701
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: echoing or something? I don't know? Um, Kathie Lee is

702
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: a workaholic. She's recording songs, albums, she's doing a film.

703
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: There's a film coming out. Well, the songs that are

704
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: are four of the film, so we're making the soundtrack.

705
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: Brett James and I now on top of that, she

706
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 1: does the Today Show every single day except for maybe

707
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: three months a year. I wish you think we take vacations.

708
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: You get a lot of vacation over I don't know

709
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I took I took some weeks

710
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,720
Speaker 1: off in January, but I was in Israel shooting videos.

711
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: That's not as if I'm lounging around in my thong

712
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: eating bomb bonds. What's that like? You do that? You

713
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: go off to Santa Fe and do that? You lounge

714
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: around in your thong. Don't you put your thing in

715
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 1: a thong and you lounge Anyway. She's working so hard,

716
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 1: but it doesn't feel like work, Elvis. I love what

717
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: I do. So if someone came up to you today

718
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 1: and said, hey, I've never heard of you, what do

719
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: you do for a living? You would tell them what

720
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: I'm um. That's a good point. Yeah, it depends on

721
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I am co host of the fourth

722
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: hour of the Today Show, and when I'm not doing that,

723
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 1: I'm fulfilling the dreams I've had since for a lifetime.

724
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 1: In one of those dreams, well, you know, it's funny.

725
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: We're having Haley Mills on our show today and Haley

726
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: Mills was one of my first heroines in life. You know,

727
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: she just she did the Disney movies and when I

728
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 1: was a young girl, I wrote Walt Disney a letter

729
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: and said, dear Mr Disney, I know you love Haley

730
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: Mills in a net Funicello, but you need to meet

731
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: me because I'm known for my expressions. I was the

732
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: most obnoxious kid and I haven't changed. But so it's

733
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: gonna be a thrill. I've met Haley before, but that's

734
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: all I wanted to do my whole life was make

735
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: movies and sing. And now we've written a movie called

736
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,439
Speaker 1: Love Me to Death, and Brett and I just put

737
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 1: out the first single two weeks ago. It went to

738
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: number one on the soundtrack on iTunes and the Billboard charts,

739
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: and it's uh, obviously one of the main songs from

740
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: the upcoming movie, which we're going to film in Scotland

741
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,959
Speaker 1: in June. So you're taking more time off in June

742
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: to in my contract to any we needed my contract. No,

743
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: you know what, the Today Show is following the making

744
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: of our movie. From the very beginning, all five of

745
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: our singles are going to be um. You and I

746
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: were supposed to talk when you were on vacation. So

747
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: I went down to our friend Bobby Bones and he

748
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: did the honor. So, yeah, we were on vacation when

749
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: she wanted to launch the song, and I'm like, what's

750
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: going to happen? So she went to the Bobby Bones show.

751
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: We Love Bobby, Bobby loves you, and you said, Elvis

752
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: mentored me. Elvis is a dear friend and he just

753
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: adores you. I'm pretty special. So I guess the point

754
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: I want to make her out of many points that

755
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: need to be made, it need to be made today

756
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: is Kathie Lee is the example of someone who works

757
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 1: her ass off and sees results and it fires her

758
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: up to keep doing it. You just keep doing it.

759
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: I have that terrible disease called no asse at all.

760
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: Now you've got a nice but it's about half the

761
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: size it was. I'm working so hard, that's right. So

762
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 1: as you see my dog Max is asleep on Kathy

763
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: Lee's lap, can I tell you that? Did I tell

764
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: you the Britney Spears story. Britney Britney Spears came in.

765
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: We interviewed her one day. She said, in my chair

766
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 1: and she she insisted, I was sitting in my chair,

767
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: and she was holding Max. And when the questions got

768
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 1: a little tough for her, she started she started pinching

769
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: his his fur. It looked like she was about to

770
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: rip his fur off his body. Why he realized she

771
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: was doing it, but she was so nervous that it

772
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: was like it was weird. She was what were you

773
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: questioning her about it? We weren't crazy questions. They were

774
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: simple questions. But he gets nervous during interviews. But look

775
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: at now, he sound asleep. So okay, one thing you

776
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: guys do that I love. By the way, We're gonna

777
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: play a piece of the song in a second, about

778
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: ten seconds. I know, Heaven forbid your top forty people

779
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: get all upset. Kathy Lee's got a hit single. Oh

780
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:39,720
Speaker 1: I've got seconds? Wow, Oh wow, I'm big. Who's bigger

781
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: than me? You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna pinch

782
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: your fur for that. He just told me you had

783
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: a Harry Nipple. I do, Kathy Lee, she loves my

784
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: Harry Nipples. By the way, that's my new radio named

785
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: Harry Nipples Harry Nipples portn Star. Okay, So if you

786
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: think about if you think about the words to the song,

787
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: love me to death. That's that's an intense lyric love. Yes.

788
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: I wrote these lyrics um last August uh in a

789
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: four hundred year old um um Scottish castle, UM, because

790
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: I was out there location scouting and we found the dreamiest,

791
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: most wonderful places and UM. For my character Annabelle, what

792
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: happens to her? I wrote these lyrics two o'clock in

793
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: the morning, middle of the night, and called Brett the

794
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 1: next day and said, I think I have the closing

795
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 1: song credits for annabel because she discovers when she thinks

796
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: that love is no longer possible for her. Uh. Well,

797
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you what happens in the movie,

798
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: but something happens to her and this song expresses exactly

799
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: what she feeling in a man's arms for the first

800
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: time in many years. Okay, so here we go. Um,

801
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: this character annabel does it closely resemble the life you're living?

802
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: Is this? You know? It's not me? It's the last

803
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: time a man's arms I don't care, Yes, you do. Uh,

804
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,479
Speaker 1: it's been a long time. It's been a very long time.

805
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: And uh and you feel like maybe everything in life

806
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: like that is passed by you. So I wanted to

807
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: write a movie about a woman who is not like

808
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: me in the only sense that she is is that

809
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: she is widowed very abruptly. Her husband's an excellent shape. Um,

810
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: he's he has an accident and she's widowed at the

811
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: beginning of the of the movie, and she goes on

812
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: a journey and it takes her to Scotland where she

813
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: meets the character of Howard Odd, Lord Howard Odd, who

814
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: has an odds in And it's what happens between two

815
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: people in the next week. Um, And I don't want

816
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: to give anything else, so all right, all right, don't

817
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: tell me too much. But can you imagine sitting in

818
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: a castle in Scotland. Well, it's two in the morning.

819
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: I think I'll write a song. And Brett's very funny

820
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: about it. Brett James has had over five hundred hits.

821
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: Google him. He's one of them. He's a beast in

822
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: the music industry, and he writes with everybody. And um,

823
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: and he said, Cathy, I've written with everybody. I've really

824
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,919
Speaker 1: been blessed to be able to write like that. But

825
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 1: I have never ever written with anybody that God wakes

826
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: up at two o'clock in the morning, and as perfect

827
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 1: set of lyrics for me and just hands them to

828
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: wait a minute. To be fair, I mean, a lot

829
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: of artists we interview Cathy Lee, they wake up and

830
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: write down lyrics and go act to sleep. And that's

831
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: not uncommon because you are in a whole different room. No, no, no,

832
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that it's it's that they don't wake

833
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: up with lyrics. He's saying the ones he's written with

834
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: don't and that that that he wouldn't change a word

835
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: of him he's got. You know, it's not it's not

836
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: like a one line or two lines. It's a full

837
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: fledged beginning to end. By the way, one question, do

838
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: you guys really drink that heavily on your show? No,

839
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: because because you're always drinking on this day, we sip

840
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: our wine occasionally. Some days we sip a little more

841
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: than the day before. It depends on how much you

842
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: drive me crazy. Every time, every time I hung out

843
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: with Kathylee, we get obliterated. Yeah, I want to play

844
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: a piece only when you come to my house in

845
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: the summertime and we have like four hour lunches. That happened. Well,

846
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: she has her own wine because because I can, she

847
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: drinks a lot. This is a piece of love Me

848
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: to Death seconds Worthine did Bobby Bones play the whole thing?

849
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: The whole thing and showed the video all day long?

850
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: Uh huh, damn Bobby Bones, crank it please, since it's

851
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: only thirty seconds in my life, I could feel the

852
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:43,720
Speaker 1: slut with you so good, intend in that sweet moment,

853
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: a surrender when I close my eyes and hell, mother,

854
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: you could have made it a more exciting part of

855
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: the song let you love Me to death? Why are

856
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: you always bitching and owning at me? Why you you're

857
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: you're you're always yelling him? You're like my mom. That

858
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: was thirty seconds. I couldn't you played where I hit

859
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 1: a high note or something? You're putting people to sleep

860
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 1: in there there in drivetime radio. Thank you very much.

861
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: Check it out. Please watch this, watch this. It's not

862
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: number one today. It was number one when it came out.

863
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: Let's make it number one again. Yeah, well, I would

864
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: help if you play the whole damn thing, but apparently

865
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: that's not about to happen. Go to iTunes hired you

866
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: and who keeps you on the air. If he treats

867
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: his friends this way, people imagine how he treats his enemies.

868
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, please just buy it so she'll get

869
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: my ass. If you want to hear the rest of

870
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: the song, go buy it. Go to iTunes and by

871
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: Love Me to Death by Kathy Lee and James. All Right,

872
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: So what you guys doing today's show? Many things are

873
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: so great, and you guys cover the news, but you

874
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: cover it in the news in a real way. Rather

875
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 1: than looking at a prompter and reading the news, you

876
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 1: talk about it and talking about how the news makes

877
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,720
Speaker 1: you feel. I think it's so much more important than

878
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: just reading headlines. Well, I have never um pretended that

879
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: I am a journalist, because I'm not. I'm an entertainer.

880
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: I came out of the womb with a rim shot

881
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: and a prat fall. You know, I was not destined

882
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: to go into the world of of politics or journalism.

883
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a political freak in the fact that

884
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: I study it and I follow it, but I don't

885
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: want to make my living doing it. So I'm just

886
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: grateful NBC found a place for me on the fourth

887
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 1: hour where people are ready for some entertainment. They've had

888
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: their fill of all the bad news for the they

889
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: knows of the they pretty much do. And now the

890
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: world's changed so much with twenty four hour a day

891
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: cable and everything else. It's it's it's just so accessible

892
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: for people. But what people don't have enough of today

893
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: is entertainment. They don't have enough going to a place

894
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: where they can hang with friends and laugh. And you know,

895
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: our show is very similar to what the show that

896
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: I did with Rea just all those years. And and

897
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: by the way, you stole that book that was not

898
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: I thought it was an unsigned book. I told you

899
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: who it was for and you ran off with it.

900
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: You and your Harry nipples are also a piece. Yes,

901
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: of course he's like you guys every day, just so

902
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: you know you are out of line anyway, But this

903
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: is you're hitting a nerve here, a good nerve what

904
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: you and hold and whoever's on the show, uh in

905
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: the fourth hour of Today show you you are just

906
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: exactly what we need. And that's why you have mammoth ratings.

907
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: That's why you do so well because people get tired

908
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: of hearing the news. If they need the news, they

909
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: know where to turn. If they need to be entertained

910
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 1: and have a friend, they know where to go, and

911
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: that's why they go and we're blessed. We really are.

912
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: We're so grateful to those people. They've been hanging with

913
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: me for so many years, through so many tragedies, through

914
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: so many scandals, you know, you name it. I've outlived

915
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: most of my critics, and even Howard Stern loves me now.

916
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: It's crazy, and just live long enough the best you

917
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: will outlive all your critics. One of my favorite Today

918
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: Show stories is we were there with one of our

919
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: artists of the month, whatever and moment, and they said, okay, everyone,

920
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: get to the side. We have to do a news story.

921
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 1: And one of the news people came in and sat

922
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: down at the news desk and they said, we got

923
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: to record this, and they started reporting the death of

924
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: lamar Odom. Lamar Odom died, so we we sat at

925
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: the studio and watched them talk about the death of

926
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: lamar Odom. Chloe's is that hold on, hold on? Keep

927
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 1: in mind he was in bad shape to the hospital

928
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: and they were like, I was texting my friends, like,

929
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, lamar Odom passed away. They said, no, no, no, no,

930
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: we're doing the story in case he passes, And I'm like,

931
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: do you do that? They record news stories about the

932
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: death of people who are barely hanging on, just in

933
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: case they have to push play. No, they've got my

934
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: obituary written for years. It's just ready to go. Boy,

935
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: but the last interview she did this is how amazing

936
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: NBC News. I mean this this, it's a machine to

937
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: work at a network like that that they're ready just

938
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: in case. Lamar odom kicks got a story ready to go. Well,

939
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: that's you have to That's the news business. That's why

940
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 1: I don't consider myself part of it. I don't think.

941
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: I don't sit around and white write people so bitu

942
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: worries who are just fine and eating lunch. It's just

943
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: wrong on every level. Brings up another great story is

944
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people who are in the business,

945
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: the obituaries are already written. I know that. I got

946
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: a call one day from one of the newspapers here

947
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: in town. They needed some some information about my line dirt,

948
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: and we're like, why do you need to know that, Well,

949
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: because we're writing your obituary. When I woke up up

950
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: a nice day, I woke feeling fine. But you just

951
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: never know. They're like, well, you never know. That's so funny.

952
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: So if I crow today. They're ready, they just push

953
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: a button. They got well be happy to air it

954
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 1: on the town the Teneclux Lester Holt already did the

955
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 1: story sad Nos Radio broadcast to Elvis to ad passed away. Today.

956
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: Cathie will be like, how did he know? It's the

957
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 1: strangest thing. Do you still love what you do? Could

958
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,760
Speaker 1: you do so many things? It's kind of a stupid question,

959
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: But do you love your life? I do? I'm so.

960
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: What's the secret? Well, for me, it's always been a

961
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: friendship with God. You know, I've talked a lot about

962
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: that over the over the months and years. Um. Yeah,

963
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: that's what keeps me centered. That's the source of my joy.

964
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: And and Scripture is very clear that if you seek

965
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: Him and his righteousness, everything else will be given to you.

966
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 1: If you got the vertical thing happening right, the horizontal

967
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 1: stuff is going to get there too. That's your problem.

968
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: You don't understand that, Okay, I'll tell you like, I'll

969
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: tell you like an inside story hanging out with Kathie

970
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: Lee and drinking her wine, which is okay, it's like

971
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: being with Jesus. That was his first miracle. Yes, pots

972
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 1: it was like a hundred and fifty gallons worth, read

973
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: about it, and and read just this book The Rock,

974
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: the Road. In the Rabbi hanging out with Kathie Lee,

975
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: she'll even if you're you're not really a huge Bible scholar,

976
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: which which I'm not. She is, I'm not. Um. You

977
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 1: learn things. For instance, are you ready for this, Danielle Um,

978
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: what was Jesus occupation before he was a rabbi? I

979
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, you're the only person on the a carpenter,

980
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: and a carpenter what works with wood? And Okay, in

981
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 1: Israel where he lived, yes first century, there there are

982
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 1: no trees. There were no buildable wood trees. Carpet actually

983
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: graduate from college me there. Even even if you're an atheist,

984
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: it's a great story. Uh he there was no there's

985
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 1: no trees. So how is this guy a carpenter? Well,

986
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: there were trees. There were balsam trees, there were eucalyptus

987
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: trees and olive trees. Tell the story, Well, it's a

988
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 1: bad translation into the King James version. The English guys

989
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: who were who were to take the original Greek from

990
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: the New Testament and translated into English said, oh, the

991
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: word techton is what Joseph did and Jesus did. So

992
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: they said, oh, so he was a carpenter, like like

993
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,800
Speaker 1: we are. Well, there's tons and tons of trees in

994
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: England and rock too, But in Israel at that time

995
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: the word techton means architect or builder. Jesus was a

996
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 1: stone mason. There was nothing but rocks there, and if

997
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: he was, he was building houses with stone and everything. Yeah,

998
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 1: so for wrong about that, what else are we wrong about? Tons?

999
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,280
Speaker 1: And that's what the book is. Getting drunk she teaches

1000
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,919
Speaker 1: you some great things about and makes you more fun

1001
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: at cocktail parties. Now, also, there's very little water, that's right,

1002
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: So how did he make wine? Well? There there are streams,

1003
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: are called streams of living water. If you go to

1004
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: the Sea of Galilee. The one place where Jesus called

1005
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 1: his fisher that the fishermen to come and follow him

1006
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: is a place called the Seven Streams. Only place in

1007
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 1: the entire Sea of Galilee, which is big. It's actually

1008
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: a lake where seven fresh streams from the mountains all

1009
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: around it come down and go right into the As

1010
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: a result, that oxygenates the water, and that's why it's

1011
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: the fish are there in multitudes. So the fishermen were there,

1012
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's just you know, Daniel come to Israel

1013
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 1: with me. I'm I'm trying to get all this there.

1014
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: But my point is this to sit down with Kathie

1015
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: Lee and just snot slinging drunk and hear these stories.

1016
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: It's amazing. My mom just went to Israel. So they

1017
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: just went with the church and she comes back she

1018
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,280
Speaker 1: still wants to know why we're not Jewish. Makes sense.

1019
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: If you are a Christian, you're grafted into the Jewish faith. Yeah,

1020
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 1: a lot of Christians are so biblically illiterate. They think

1021
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: that Jesus was a Christian. No, Jesus was a Jew,

1022
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: he was a rabbi, his mother was Jewish, his earthly

1023
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: father Joseph was, all of his disciples were, and the

1024
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: whole thing began with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. So uh,

1025
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 1: you may not like that, you may not be happy

1026
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: to hear it, but it's actually the truth. There. You go,

1027
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: so a day with Kathy Lee, you learn all this

1028
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 1: stuff and you remember, you remember half of it because drinking,

1029
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: you drinking her wife. So okay, well, now you can

1030
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: seck it within the book because it's all there. She's

1031
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: amazing and she should do a stage show. I've been

1032
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: telling her that she won't listen to me. Look. Her

1033
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: book is called The Rock the Road in the Rabbi

1034
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: My Journey into the Heart of the Scriptural Faith in

1035
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,240
Speaker 1: the Land where it All Began, which is a long title,

1036
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,439
Speaker 1: but it's it's worthy of read, and it's I write

1037
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 1: it with a Messianic rabbi named Jason Sobel, who is

1038
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: one of the most learned Bible scholars in the world.

1039
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 1: He's a rapping rabbi. You gotta have him on. What

1040
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: are people so afraid to talk about about this? People

1041
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: are afraid to talk about religion, spirituality, or people are

1042
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: scared of it. And I wish people would stop being

1043
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: afraid of it. I think they're right to be afraid

1044
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: of a religion. Look what the evil that's been done

1045
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: through the centuries, through millennia when people are so religious.

1046
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: My book is not about being religious at all. I

1047
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: don't consider myself a religious person. I don't like to

1048
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 1: hang out with religious people. I am. I am in

1049
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: a relationship with the Living God. That's what I live

1050
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,319
Speaker 1: and breathe and have my being in him. That's what

1051
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 1: feeds my hole and and Jesus had more trouble with

1052
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: the religious people of his day, the sad disies and

1053
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: the Pharisees. Uh and he but he liked to hang

1054
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: with the prostitutes and the tax collectors and on the

1055
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 1: real people, the gruff fisherman, because he said that's who

1056
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: he came for, the people that that we're sick. He

1057
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: came to help the sick, not the ones who think

1058
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: that they know everything and have it all together. Because

1059
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: you know what, every single one of us has a

1060
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: malignancy of the soul. Something is hurting and broken in

1061
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: all of us. So um, but you have to agree

1062
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: the things that are hurting and broken also make us

1063
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: very unique and make us look at the world to

1064
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: are filtered our own lens. That's exactly right. But but

1065
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: he made us unique. And I would say that that's

1066
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: the first letter in unique. You and we live in

1067
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: a world that wants to cookie cutter everybody and put

1068
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: a label on us and stick us on a shelf

1069
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: and deal with us that way. That's why she's great.

1070
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: Have you ever spenten a cup for twenty three and me?

1071
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: Do you know where you're from? That? But I want

1072
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: to because I want to find out if I actually

1073
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: do have Native American blood. I've told my whole life

1074
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: that I do, but I don't want to be running

1075
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: around saying if if it'sn't true, Yeah, we need to

1076
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: know who you are spitting a cup for God. My

1077
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: father was Arion leon Epstein. I'm pretty pretty convinced that

1078
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: there's some Jewish blood in me. Yea, yeah, he was

1079
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: not Irish, I don't think so. How does it take

1080
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: for that to come back when you send it to

1081
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: That's actually a big part of my movie, which is

1082
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: called Love Me to Death, which is the title of

1083
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: my single, which you can get on iTunes if you'd

1084
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: actually care to hear the whole thing, which Felvis I'll

1085
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: believe does it want to bitch and moan about me?

1086
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 1: I love her. She's my favorite brunch buddy. The song

1087
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: is called Love Me to Death. In case you didn't

1088
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: hear her say that, just just now. I want everyone

1089
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: to go to iTunes and buy it. I mean, how

1090
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 1: much does it cost a dollar? I think so let's

1091
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,439
Speaker 1: make it a number one people. Let's do it. Come

1092
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: on to go to iTunes. I'll tell you what, Go

1093
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: to iTunes and I Love Me to Death. If you

1094
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 1: can send me the receipt, I will reimburse you a

1095
00:58:54,760 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 1: dollar twenty nine. Wow, A big spender, a little honey.

1096
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: The money just keeps coming in. I can't stop it.

1097
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: I know. I love you to pieces, Elvis. I really

1098
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: don't care what everybody says about you. I think you're awesome.

1099
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: So Katheeleie, thank you for coming in. I love you,

1100
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: my darling. I've got to go to my day job now.

1101
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 1: I tell the people at the Peacock we said hi, hey,

1102
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you want to play a

1103
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: whole song that is actually number one on iTunes and

1104
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: I think has been for an entire week. Poda's song

1105
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: with Kelly Clarkson. That's unbelievable. They need to get out

1106
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 1: more often and listen to real music. You're awful. I

1107
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: was ahead of Drake all of iTunes when we first

1108
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: came out. I found that funny. Okay, we have a

1109
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:45,959
Speaker 1: piece of that song here, play that, okay, so crossing

1110
00:59:46,640 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 1: and it's now numbers now Clarkson and Hoda, Hell, there

1111
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: you go. It's beautiful. Howd To wrote the words that

1112
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: they're from her children's book, which is also had a

1113
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: phenomenal run. So sorry, it got fifteen seconds. That's the

1114
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: way it should be. My ass is the one that's

1115
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: down here. Why am I promoting hers? Did she come

1116
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 1: down and promote mind? I don't think so. Shame on,

1117
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:25,919
Speaker 1: you didn't come downtown. Key Lee never comes below fourteen Street. Oh,

1118
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 1: it's so fun to discover this a whole another world.

1119
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 1: It is an ethos where Manhattan started down here. I

1120
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: know that I know that you were there. I was there. No,

1121
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: Frank was not me that note. Get out of here.

1122
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm leaving and I'm taking Max with me. Goodbye, everybody.

1123
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 1: Have a great day, everybody it thank you. Hey, it's

1124
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 1: Katy Perry. This is Brun and you're listening to this

1125
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. If you're single, want to

1126
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: find something more meaningful than you can find on an app,

1127
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: then head to the place where it all started. Go

1128
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: to match dot com slash Elvis to get seven days

1129
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: for free search, view profiles and photos for seven days

1130
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 1: absolutely free only at match dot com slash Elvis, Elvis,

1131
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 1: Elvis Duranty, Elvis Durant phone tap all right, Brody, tell

1132
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 1: me all about it. Elvis. Our listener Antonina wanted us

1133
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: to phone tap her father Pasqually. Now, Pasqually's gotten in

1134
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 1: a bunch of fender benders over the last year and

1135
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: a half. He's kind of a mess behind the wheel

1136
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: of a car, and he's not really sure about American

1137
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 1: laws and insurance companies. So she wanted me to call

1138
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 1: him and accuse him of insurance fraud. And he has

1139
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: a very thick accent, and she wanted me to have

1140
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 1: fun with that, so I did. Okay, So something tells

1141
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 1: me you'll be insulting him in some former Oh no,

1142
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: let's listen in to Dave Brody's phone. Tap. Hello, this

1143
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:51,919
Speaker 1: is David Palmer from Salt Insurance. I'm looking for Pasqually. Yeah,

1144
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 1: I am. You kept calling me in it you want

1145
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: gonna call you on the PHONEO and in my phone?

1146
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Yeah? I hear you. I hear Claire.

1147
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: I hear you. Fine, who's Claire? Okay? All right, what's

1148
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: a problem. So, um, you got into two car accidents

1149
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: in the past couple of years. I don't think it

1150
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: so right. But somebody rear ended you. Right, somebody hit

1151
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: the mean buck, he hits you in the butt. Somebody

1152
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 1: hit the mek in the butt. Yeah, yeah, really really,

1153
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. You you he got somebody tokay

1154
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: over there? Not only you know pamejanz uh say not

1155
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 1: try to pull out out to me? Part you understand? Hi? Listen,

1156
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: pizza guy, all right, you got rear ended in Greenwich village? Right? Huh?

1157
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:46,479
Speaker 1: What what did you get rear ended in Greenwich village?

1158
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 1: Are you don't understanding? You to Clay? I needed somebody

1159
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 1: explained on me to Claire? Are you know not? Do

1160
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 1: not believe it? Okay, listen, don't try that accent. I

1161
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: don't understand English thing you know not? No, no, no,

1162
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 1: no no no. It's some word I don't want understand.

1163
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: As some words. I understand some words. How about the

1164
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: word fraud? You understand the word fraud, fraud, crime, prison,

1165
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: l Prisino, win pressure, I understand calamaria. Yeah, yeah, okay.

1166
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: So you have been getting rear ended by people all

1167
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 1: over the area. You're known as a stop shorter. Do

1168
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 1: you know what a stop shorter is? No? I think

1169
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 1: it's so you. You you try and make a hot

1170
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 1: time it told me I never do that. I am

1171
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: not talking nobody. You touched a plenty of people. Yeah,

1172
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: listen listen. I do not think that came into me.

1173
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:44,959
Speaker 1: The poof what's poof your poor? Who? Who's poofy? Yeah?

1174
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: Got a police? Are a pert? You want a police? Listen?

1175
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: What's listen? The people hit the meme, barket pegging my

1176
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: talk or no every problem. That's the worst Italian accent

1177
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. I'm not talking to you, really, Glish.

1178
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: I know stupid? How you know stupid? So do I.

1179
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 1: I'm talking to him. That's okay, that's you think it's

1180
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: dropping me short after we're gonna drop your insurance because

1181
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 1: fraudulent claims. You speak up? My daughter better live it

1182
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: belong with me. I have your daughter rd here, hold on,

1183
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 1: hold on, I got a night hold on uh Antonina.

1184
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 1: What happened him? Mary? I said to me, I'm not

1185
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 1: talking about it. You liar, you liar? You every to

1186
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: claim me here, I'm not talking nobody. There was not

1187
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: a cockad post but coast cookie puss. What is he saying?

1188
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:47,240
Speaker 1: Stop cup and don't end? He was saying to you,

1189
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: and I say to shoot too because no puller out

1190
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: to me such a daisy? What you what are you

1191
01:04:55,280 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 1: talking about? It? Right pasta Fazul Dam said he got, Okay,

1192
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:06,000
Speaker 1: now listen, I want you understanding. I don't know what

1193
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: fassy festy means, you know, call me off the phone

1194
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:17,040
Speaker 1: or bisectudent bisexual who's a bisexual who's got a come on?

1195
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 1: Trying to pull it out? You gotta something to do,

1196
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 1: not pull it out to me? And I said no

1197
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: before you hang up? Is one thing I gotta tell you,

1198
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 1: sir R Do you want to to do you? You're

1199
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:34,120
Speaker 1: on the radio right, Oh yeah, yeah, joke, it's a joke.

1200
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:38,160
Speaker 1: Oh you know, I understand a longer time ago to

1201
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 1: get a joke. What's that that pepperoni? Pepper? He says

1202
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:50,560
Speaker 1: solid for He's so cute. I'm so sorry for people

1203
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 1: who get phone tapped. This phone tap was prerecorded with

1204
01:05:53,800 --> 01:06:00,040
Speaker 1: permission granted by all participates. Dan Phone Tap, Dan in

1205
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 1: the Morning Show, Tell Mr Brand in the Morning Shows.

1206
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: Free trip. All right, we're having a dysfunctional family vacation

1207
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 1: in Miami Beach at the Eden Rock. If you're by

1208
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: the way, if you're a winner from Miami Beach or

1209
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 1: from South Florida, what are we We're gonna put you

1210
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: on a plane and fly in a couple of circles

1211
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: in Land I think they'll just transport you there somehow.

1212
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 1: I tell you what, Maybe we get a helicopter to

1213
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:28,040
Speaker 1: fly you from Like, yeah, absolutely, where's our winner? Scary? Scared?

1214
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: What are you doing on the between pushing the trash?

1215
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 1: Stop it, Max? He's eating this amazing sandwich from Quick Chick.

1216
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: Quick Chick has these new roast beef sandwiches. They're fabulous.

1217
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: Let's stop it. I don't blame you. Hey is this Annah?

1218
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 1: It's the pot roast sandwich. Hey, and you live in

1219
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: fair Long, New Jersey, so you're you're familiar with Quick Check.

1220
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 1: Go by to their pot roast sandwich. You'll love it. Okay, okay.

1221
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 1: On top of that, you just want a trip to

1222
01:06:55,120 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: join us on our fourth annual Dysfunctional Family vacation. Yeah,

1223
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 1: that's the whole point. We're getting out of town. I'm

1224
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: so excited because no, could I bring my cat and

1225
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 1: put him under the seat? No? No, I wouldn't do that. Yeah,

1226
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 1: we shouldn't have run anyway. A's as long as listen,

1227
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 1: let's move on. Don't bring a pet, bring a loved one.

1228
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 1: I don't to bring my sister alight, that's aw. Yeah,

1229
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 1: come on down, we're gonna be at the historically important

1230
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 1: Eating Rock Miami Beach. You're gonna win a Fujifilm Sq

1231
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 1: ten camera with Instact Square film included. You can take

1232
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: pictures and they developed right before your eyes. I'm so excited.

1233
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 1: We are excited to see you there. We'll see you

1234
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 1: at the Eating Rock. We're doing it the weekend of

1235
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 1: are we going to say? I said, thank you, Olvis,

1236
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: thank you, You're very welcome. We love it. Follow one second?

1237
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,720
Speaker 1: All right, another free money phone tap tomorrow morning. I

1238
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: promise it will be appropriate. Alright, moving on, Hey, so

1239
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 1: I went out last night with my friend Nina. Okay,

1240
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 1: as you know, our our good friend Bethany left the

1241
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 1: show to pursue all sorts of great wonderful things and

1242
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: love her. Nina is a huge radio star here in

1243
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 1: New York especially, and she left her morning show over

1244
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 1: it as Amp is that the name of the station,

1245
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 1: and they had a huge following. It's great. So she

1246
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: and I went out last night and we I instagrammed

1247
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 1: a photo of Nina and me at the bar, laughing,

1248
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:18,320
Speaker 1: having fun. Yes, so everyone started commenting, you hired Nita.

1249
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 1: She's great, but you're posted say, it's never too late.

1250
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:24,920
Speaker 1: To make a new friend when we just became friends

1251
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 1: and you liked vague book, so everybody was right away.

1252
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:31,240
Speaker 1: But Nina doesn't need us, she has she's doing well,

1253
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 1: she's going to do her own thing. So but I

1254
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,800
Speaker 1: posted that and everyone started assuming that she's coming to

1255
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,520
Speaker 1: join our show. Even my mom sent me a screenshot

1256
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,559
Speaker 1: she did. Yes. Well, I get home last night. I mean,

1257
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: so Nina and I had drinks at Walkers that we

1258
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:49,599
Speaker 1: had Margarita's over Papa, and then we had whiskey shots

1259
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,880
Speaker 1: at Bell Rev. Oh my god. So I get home

1260
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: and I'm drinking a glass of wine and I get

1261
01:08:55,560 --> 01:09:00,640
Speaker 1: a text from Danielle show because we had discussed it,

1262
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,240
Speaker 1: like you know that she was, you know, very nice

1263
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:06,519
Speaker 1: and so talented and she's so sweet. And I said,

1264
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,720
Speaker 1: oh so, but then he had said that maybe she

1265
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 1: was not going to do with us, and then when

1266
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 1: he went out with her last night, I went, wait

1267
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,720
Speaker 1: a second, but he was so wasted. What the hell?

1268
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't wasted. I was on my game. You had

1269
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 1: Margarita's shots. What did you just say? It's vodka, It's

1270
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 1: it's a clear spirit and a salami. Don't forget the

1271
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,760
Speaker 1: salamie I mean, if we were hiring her, she she

1272
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:31,639
Speaker 1: already passed the bar, the bar test. Yes, as long

1273
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:34,479
Speaker 1: as you can drink, you can hang anyway. So no,

1274
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,680
Speaker 1: Nina is not coming to join our show. She's fantastic,

1275
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 1: she's fabulous. She would make a great addition to our family,

1276
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,800
Speaker 1: and she sort of is a member of our family

1277
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:45,880
Speaker 1: now through you know, other ways. Cocktails. What's scaring? Can

1278
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 1: I just say I hate when social media does this,

1279
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 1: and they do it often. You post a picture of

1280
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,760
Speaker 1: something and then people start jumping in the conclusions and

1281
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 1: starting saying things that have nothing to do with the thread.

1282
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 1: Why can't they just take the picture at face value?

1283
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 1: It's you and her laughing, okay, and that's all it is.

1284
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:05,000
Speaker 1: Gives us laughing, but scary when you post pictures of

1285
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: you and Robin, everyone always says, hey, you get when

1286
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 1: you're gonna get that ring, big fella, And I'm like

1287
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,680
Speaker 1: a big fella they call you that. So anyway, So

1288
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,479
Speaker 1: here's a picture of us at Bell Rev laughing at

1289
01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 1: a joke our friend Merrill took. You actually look like

1290
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: a good couple if you weren't gay that she you

1291
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 1: look here together. I can't even be a good couple

1292
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,400
Speaker 1: even though he is I'm gay and maybe she doesn't

1293
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,519
Speaker 1: want me. I mean it takes two to tanga. But

1294
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:33,439
Speaker 1: I mean, look, Nina and I just became friends, and

1295
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,559
Speaker 1: all I said was it's never too late to make

1296
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 1: a new fab of his friend. That doesn't mean she's

1297
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 1: coming to work here, you know, but because everyone knows

1298
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 1: that there is an opening that eventually we will probably

1299
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:46,679
Speaker 1: have somebody in that you know, possibly she's the one.

1300
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:49,839
Speaker 1: And so that's why if you do that, and normally

1301
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,679
Speaker 1: you post pictures of you and Max, you and Alex

1302
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,639
Speaker 1: play of pasta, playa pasta. So when you do that, people,

1303
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 1: you know, people start to talk. It's pasta. The new

1304
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:05,000
Speaker 1: co host of the show No Chicken Farms Lasagna. Her

1305
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:08,040
Speaker 1: name is Lasagna Els d Random Chicken Bar morning, there'd

1306
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:12,759
Speaker 1: be a good drag named Lasagna verde verday translation green Lasagna.

1307
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 1: All right, So Samantha are you in here? What is

1308
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 1: that that sex aid you have in your hand? Thank

1309
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 1: you just describes it well enough. No, this is for

1310
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 1: what's trending? What is it? It's a massage roller and

1311
01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:29,120
Speaker 1: I've been rolling everybody for the last You're gonna love that,

1312
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: You're not gonna you are going, You're not gonna want

1313
01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:33,559
Speaker 1: her to leave when you have her roll you. Hey,

1314
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 1: I think I have a frog in my throat just

1315
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 1: rolling me? Doesn't that feel good? Thank you? Sweet Jesus,

1316
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:49,040
Speaker 1: that feels good. Oh that's nice. God, that's what is that?

1317
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:53,200
Speaker 1: It's the rollers. It's a massage roller from Physique fifty seven.

1318
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:55,599
Speaker 1: Do they have it on Amazon? They have it online.

1319
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 1: It's only twenty Can I just one click it? It It

1320
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,639
Speaker 1: will show up in an hour? And can we rolling together?

1321
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:03,560
Speaker 1: Stop rolling me? Oh my god? The good thing we

1322
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 1: have drained in the floor here? Isn't that nice? Um?

1323
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,479
Speaker 1: It is nice? Do they sell those an Amazon? No,

1324
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 1: they have it just off their website. But we do

1325
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,040
Speaker 1: have it on Elvis duran dot com. He just did

1326
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 1: our whole trending. Alright, you may leave now, okay, so

1327
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 1: in in in closing, Nina is not coming to join

1328
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:30,559
Speaker 1: our show, not yet. All right, let's move on yourself alright,

1329
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,760
Speaker 1: moving So okay, let's get into what's trending for Like

1330
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:37,800
Speaker 1: halfway in at this point, Samantha producer Sam has what's

1331
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,000
Speaker 1: trending going on? So? What is this roller? It doesn't

1332
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: require batteries at all. It's fabulous. No, it's awesome. It's

1333
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,759
Speaker 1: this little handheld guy. I got it in this season's

1334
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:49,719
Speaker 1: fab Fit Fun Box. It's called the Physique Massage Roller.

1335
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 1: I looked it up online. It's only twenty bucks. It

1336
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 1: comes in four different colors, and it's I've been getting

1337
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:57,920
Speaker 1: out all these knots and to the point, I feel

1338
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,240
Speaker 1: really badly for my roommate because you make something really

1339
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 1: mysterious sounds when you're using this, it feels so good.

1340
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 1: So if you want to check this out, just go

1341
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:07,559
Speaker 1: over to Elvis rand dot com keyword what's trending. Also,

1342
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,160
Speaker 1: I love getting my head scratch like more than massages.

1343
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:14,240
Speaker 1: That's my that's my tick. Yeah, so I found this

1344
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 1: head vibrator. It's called the bon Yon HEAs massage electric

1345
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:22,120
Speaker 1: scal that can't they just call it the head massage

1346
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:24,840
Speaker 1: the head thing? What's it called the bon Yon head

1347
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 1: massage or electric scalp massager, whole body? I could massage

1348
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:33,439
Speaker 1: claw asked for it by name household many manager uh

1349
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 1: And this guy's only seventeen bucks. So between the two

1350
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,240
Speaker 1: you can have a really nice relaxing evening for under forty.

1351
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 1: It vibrates what helps like improve the circulation to your brain.

1352
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,160
Speaker 1: Because I'm it's on Amazon Prime. We gotta wait twenty

1353
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:49,680
Speaker 1: four hours. So if you want to get any of

1354
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:54,400
Speaker 1: these guys and just have a really fun weekend. Keyword

1355
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: West trending. Elvis Durrand dot com keyword what's trending? Weekend?

1356
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 1: He speaking of Amazon. Do you see this tiny little

1357
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 1: box over here? It's probably like eight inches long and

1358
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:08,600
Speaker 1: six inches wide, and shut up, Froggy and daniel Danielle

1359
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,639
Speaker 1: has has two dresses in this tiny box that I'm

1360
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:15,879
Speaker 1: returning there too. So I bought a bunch of dresses

1361
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 1: for the I R Radio Music Festival because that's the

1362
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,160
Speaker 1: only thing I was allowed to shop for because I

1363
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:23,559
Speaker 1: gave it up for land. Remember, but um I didn't

1364
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 1: wear them because I wore from rent the runway. So

1365
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,920
Speaker 1: I folded them back up and I put them back

1366
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 1: in this box. But this shows you how small the dresses.

1367
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: It's amazing, my point two entire dresses to dresses in

1368
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 1: a box that's the size of like two fists. Yeah,

1369
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:43,639
Speaker 1: they're very pretty dresses. How did you cram them in there?

1370
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:46,680
Speaker 1: Because they fold pretty small? They're very short dress? What

1371
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:49,840
Speaker 1: did the no? I just was able to fold them

1372
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,280
Speaker 1: and squish them in the box. You know, yesterday I

1373
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,960
Speaker 1: had another package delivered from Amazon. What was in it

1374
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,479
Speaker 1: don't matter. I can't wait till packages start coming to

1375
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:03,080
Speaker 1: my house. And two weeks after lent. Usually you give up.

1376
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 1: You can't make up for lost time. I know I can't,

1377
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:11,559
Speaker 1: but you know, you know, all right, you can't try.

1378
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:14,160
Speaker 1: Usually you give up chocolate. You gave up shopping on

1379
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 1: Amazon for lind Yeah, I gave Yeah, so I did.

1380
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 1: Haven't bought any clothing or anything else, or shoes. You know.

1381
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: The only thing I did was and I didn't even

1382
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:25,840
Speaker 1: keep the dresses writing them back. Son of a gun.

1383
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:29,400
Speaker 1: Let's get into the Danielle Report. No, wait, are we

1384
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 1: later early? Because we're supposed to the daniel Report at

1385
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,800
Speaker 1: the bottom of the hour. It's ten after Oh my god,

1386
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:38,080
Speaker 1: so is this last hours Danielle Report? You know, straighten,

1387
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:41,680
Speaker 1: you're not a very, very efficient producer. Do you want

1388
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,960
Speaker 1: me to roll you? Yes? When you come to actually

1389
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:47,120
Speaker 1: roll him? All right, Danielle? Alright. So Netflix has started

1390
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 1: testing something that many parents don't like. It's called Patches.

1391
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:53,479
Speaker 1: It's a program which encourages kids to watch more TV

1392
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 1: by rewarding them with collectible badges for more shows that

1393
01:15:57,240 --> 01:16:00,680
Speaker 1: they watched. So they're encouraging kids to watch or television

1394
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,000
Speaker 1: when parents want their kids to go outside and not

1395
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 1: watch so much television. So yeah, kids like it, parents

1396
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:10,240
Speaker 1: not so happy. C NBC is bringing back Deal and

1397
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:13,240
Speaker 1: No Deal with original host Howie Mandel. It's gonna air

1398
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:15,840
Speaker 1: sometime this fall. The show originally ran on NBC from

1399
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 1: two thousand two thousand nine. There is also some syndication

1400
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 1: and if you go to the casinos or if you

1401
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:23,639
Speaker 1: go to gaming places, you know that there's a Dealer

1402
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:28,559
Speaker 1: No Deal games everywhere. Yeah. Unfortunately, Stephen Hawkins has passed

1403
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:30,960
Speaker 1: away at the age of seventy six. His family said

1404
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,439
Speaker 1: he was a great scientist and an extraordinary man whose

1405
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 1: work in legacy will live on for many years. His

1406
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:39,559
Speaker 1: courage and persistence, with his brilliance and his humor inspired

1407
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,479
Speaker 1: people across the world. And he had a LS He

1408
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 1: actually was diagnosed with it back in the nineteen three

1409
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:48,599
Speaker 1: when he was twenty one, and the doctors initially only

1410
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:51,000
Speaker 1: gave him a few years to live. And he passed

1411
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,240
Speaker 1: away at the age of seventy six. And a lot

1412
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 1: of people remember him from Big Bang Theory if you

1413
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:57,479
Speaker 1: watch Big Bang Theory, he was always on the show.

1414
01:16:57,560 --> 01:17:00,559
Speaker 1: So best goes out to his friends and family. Brilliant

1415
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:02,679
Speaker 1: and you know what, he had a lot of important

1416
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 1: things to tell us about our future because he understands

1417
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,599
Speaker 1: where we're trending, what's happening with our planet, and not

1418
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:12,080
Speaker 1: all of them are festive, fun things. So we should

1419
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,600
Speaker 1: listen to what he left us back to you. And

1420
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,720
Speaker 1: HBO executive hinted that there will be a lot of

1421
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 1: death in the final season of Game of Thrones. They

1422
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:22,880
Speaker 1: said it was a really powerful moment when production started

1423
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:25,439
Speaker 1: because none of the cast received the scripts prior and

1424
01:17:25,479 --> 01:17:28,760
Speaker 1: then one by one they started falling to their deaths. So, yeah,

1425
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:31,080
Speaker 1: you got that to look forward to. And Ed Shearon

1426
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,559
Speaker 1: met a nine year old boy that is suffering from

1427
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,599
Speaker 1: cerebral palsy and he asked, Ed, on your next album,

1428
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,559
Speaker 1: can you please write a song that about disability so

1429
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 1: people know that we can do awesome things. And Ed

1430
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:44,759
Speaker 1: looked at him and said, I will try my best

1431
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,360
Speaker 1: if anybody can do it, Ed Saron, would you do

1432
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,680
Speaker 1: the story? If Ed looked him and said absolutely not,

1433
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:52,280
Speaker 1: I would, but then everyone would hate Ed sheeron because

1434
01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:55,439
Speaker 1: that's not a cool thing ed as we do. He

1435
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 1: will try to do it. Yeah, he definitely will. You

1436
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,599
Speaker 1: know he loved him tonight. You've got the Blacklist, You've

1437
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:03,160
Speaker 1: got Dale life sentences on Designated Survivor, Chicago p D

1438
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:06,280
Speaker 1: and a little criminal minds. All right, Nate, Sorry we're

1439
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:08,519
Speaker 1: so late. We're so late, Nate, give me a fun song.

1440
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:15,080
Speaker 1: Let's flush the format. No, that's not how you flushed

1441
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,120
Speaker 1: the format. You don't say, coming up next, we're gonna

1442
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,920
Speaker 1: flush the format. You just flush it. You're gonna give

1443
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,479
Speaker 1: the whole point in flushing the format is to just

1444
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:24,080
Speaker 1: like go against the rules and great teas. On my side,

1445
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,040
Speaker 1: he's got something fun. We're gonna do. What do you do?

1446
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:29,080
Speaker 1: I've been waiting all morning for this because today's Pie Day,

1447
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:31,680
Speaker 1: so I have a game up my sleeve for everybody

1448
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:39,439
Speaker 1: for Pie Day. Let's flush the format, the format that

1449
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:41,680
Speaker 1: it's tired of doing what the man tells me to do.

1450
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:45,479
Speaker 1: The man is not off the rails. Here we go,

1451
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:50,200
Speaker 1: all right now, we can't wait, can't wat flush? It

1452
01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:56,040
Speaker 1: really was? You used to be fun, fun, Elvis. You

1453
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,920
Speaker 1: used to be fun, but it's still fun. I swear

1454
01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:01,519
Speaker 1: to God, I am now you have zero funds given

1455
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:06,680
Speaker 1: off the rails. I thank you, Greg Tea, Yes, and

1456
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 1: somebody else want to be on my side. I got

1457
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 1: Greg Tea, and I see side of things. You guys

1458
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:15,880
Speaker 1: are like Grandpa's Come on, Grandpa dam You know what

1459
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,120
Speaker 1: night I wrote a song for you. Remember when this

1460
01:19:19,479 --> 01:19:22,280
Speaker 1: show is to be fun. We used to have a

1461
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:24,760
Speaker 1: lot of fun, and now you've turned it into this

1462
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:31,559
Speaker 1: corporate thing where we have to follow rules. This used

1463
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,400
Speaker 1: to be a fun show. Remember those days, Daniel. I

1464
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:42,519
Speaker 1: remember this show used to be a playground. Seriously. This

1465
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:56,479
Speaker 1: used to be my playground, used to be child This

1466
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:59,120
Speaker 1: used to be my playground. That's I'm talking now because

1467
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:00,360
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to talk for the rest

1468
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,759
Speaker 1: of the show. You know, we're gonna do a flush

1469
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:04,519
Speaker 1: the format with nothing but sad songs. That's the song

1470
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:06,639
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play when I leave on my last day.

1471
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:12,840
Speaker 1: Let's leave that. Come on, let's play a little French Montana.

1472
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:16,960
Speaker 1: Rick Ross is feeling better, It's national. Let's get out

1473
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:27,599
Speaker 1: of here, come on, let's flush the Format's I'm alright, hello,

1474
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:30,519
Speaker 1: Let's play some Selene deo. And nobody's standing by me

1475
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:33,360
Speaker 1: right now except for Greg team. Are you requesting stand

1476
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:36,600
Speaker 1: by me? Do you want me to lock him in

1477
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,920
Speaker 1: a closet? Alright, We're gonna take a break. We're gonna

1478
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:42,760
Speaker 1: take a break because Nate says we need to take

1479
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:47,160
Speaker 1: a break. This used to be my plague ground. I

1480
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:51,880
Speaker 1: want to be the backgrounting used to be. It's so late.

1481
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:55,360
Speaker 1: Let's we're gonna take a break. Okay, alright, this is

1482
01:20:56,200 --> 01:21:00,120
Speaker 1: Elvis Grand Hello, lay right in the morning show. In

1483
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:03,000
Speaker 1: today's connected world, it takes just one week link and

1484
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: your personal information can get into the wrong hands. Good thing.

1485
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:09,800
Speaker 1: New LifeLock with Norton now has protection for your identity

1486
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 1: and devices. Join at LifeLock dot com and use promo

1487
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:15,640
Speaker 1: code Elvis for an extra temper cent off your first year. No,

1488
01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:17,640
Speaker 1: don't do what she says. Do what I say. Uh,

1489
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 1: go to Blue Apron dot com. I mean, LifeLock dot

1490
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:24,720
Speaker 1: com is a fantastic destination if you want to keep

1491
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:27,280
Speaker 1: your your private life. But they're not going to feed

1492
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:31,360
Speaker 1: you no Blue Apron will now Blue Apron My box arrived. Oh,

1493
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:35,080
Speaker 1: today's Blue Apron Box day Today Wednesday. So every Wednesday

1494
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,400
Speaker 1: I get the Blue Apron box. It's filled with just

1495
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 1: the right amount of ingredients, so I don't waste any

1496
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:43,879
Speaker 1: you know, fresh food. It's just the right amount of ingredients,

1497
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:47,000
Speaker 1: so I can make up these amazing dishes in my

1498
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,880
Speaker 1: kitchen in under forty five minutes. I love that. It

1499
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,680
Speaker 1: is amazing in your way, it's much less time if

1500
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:55,040
Speaker 1: you just don't use fire, just eat it raw. No,

1501
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:56,880
Speaker 1: you don't want to eat the chicken raw, so you

1502
01:21:56,960 --> 01:21:59,000
Speaker 1: know I've done. Sometimes I've opened up the Blue Apron

1503
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:03,240
Speaker 1: packages and it's like eating stuff out of it, little seasonings,

1504
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:05,479
Speaker 1: and have to go to this door and by replacement anyway.

1505
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:09,679
Speaker 1: Blue Apron delivers fresh, preportioned ingredients, step by step recipes.

1506
01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:13,880
Speaker 1: Daniel and I love it. No GMOs in there. I

1507
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:16,400
Speaker 1: tried to count to GMOs one day. They're in there.

1508
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:19,800
Speaker 1: And the meat has no added hormones. And if you

1509
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:23,040
Speaker 1: check out these recipes, go to um Blue Apron dot

1510
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:25,639
Speaker 1: com slash Elvis. You'll see the recipes and you get

1511
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:29,120
Speaker 1: ready for this. Thirty dollars off your first order. Hello,

1512
01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:31,760
Speaker 1: you're flushy, money down the toilet. If you don't do

1513
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,799
Speaker 1: this a lot, go to Blue Apron dot com slash elvis,

1514
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:40,360
Speaker 1: Blue Apron dot Com slash Elvis Hi, Oh my god,

1515
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,960
Speaker 1: I love you so much. You guys are awesome every

1516
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,559
Speaker 1: single morning, lady, all of you in Wow, this is amazing.

1517
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm talking to Elvis and Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1518
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:55,880
Speaker 1: We're about to get into sound with Garrett. Good morning, Garrett,

1519
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:58,000
Speaker 1: Good morning, great teeth. The frat boys in here for

1520
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 1: some for some reason. Why are you in here? What

1521
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:03,439
Speaker 1: are you doing? All right? So today is what they

1522
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:07,160
Speaker 1: call Pie Day. It is March four, but they like them.

1523
01:23:07,160 --> 01:23:08,880
Speaker 1: You know, it's pie for like, you know, what is it?

1524
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:13,000
Speaker 1: Ratio's circumference? You know geometry, you know three point one

1525
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 1: four blah blah blah blah blah. You really shouldn't know

1526
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,240
Speaker 1: what pie means? Well, we do. I just don't know

1527
01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:21,040
Speaker 1: it right now. I know, No, you do what you mean?

1528
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,920
Speaker 1: You do know, but you don't know right now. It's

1529
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:26,000
Speaker 1: a geometry thing. It's about circumference of a circle. You know,

1530
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:30,760
Speaker 1: pie divided by diameter, ratio that stuff. Maybe it's just

1531
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:33,719
Speaker 1: better you none, right, all right? So so I tried

1532
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:36,800
Speaker 1: to be clever on Pie Day for you, Elvis, and

1533
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:38,200
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, it can be kind of

1534
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:41,360
Speaker 1: funny if you play that stupid game called Pine in

1535
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,760
Speaker 1: the face because it's pie day. What a better day?

1536
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:48,439
Speaker 1: Pine face? Okay, you know, okay, maybe you're familiar with

1537
01:23:48,479 --> 01:23:50,760
Speaker 1: pine in the face. It's this game. Will you put

1538
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:54,519
Speaker 1: your face into this hole and if it clicks just right,

1539
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:59,160
Speaker 1: it slaps your face with whipped cream. Yeah, I can't

1540
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:01,880
Speaker 1: love this game. And then that's the latest version back there,

1541
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:03,800
Speaker 1: the one where you stand up sky high and the

1542
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:09,120
Speaker 1: we're not playing that. Where's that? Uh? Scary? What? Yeah?

1543
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:11,360
Speaker 1: We tried to play this with my cousin and it

1544
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:14,600
Speaker 1: improvised it and we we used shaving creaming instead. It

1545
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:17,000
Speaker 1: was not good, you know, you know we're using actually

1546
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:24,000
Speaker 1: ready yeah, ready, happy about let's do whippets? No no, no,

1547
01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:29,960
Speaker 1: let's not use the kids to get high off whip cream. No, froggy,

1548
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:32,599
Speaker 1: so you should not do whipp its. So what I'm

1549
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:35,439
Speaker 1: suggesting is we get two contestants to play, give me

1550
01:24:35,479 --> 01:24:38,200
Speaker 1: some whip cream. There you go, one for scary and

1551
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,479
Speaker 1: one for myself. None of us get to play. Well,

1552
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:42,160
Speaker 1: I don't think more's the thing I want to get.

1553
01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 1: Hey everyone, calm now, come, let's do it. I want

1554
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,320
Speaker 1: to hear the sound I'm gonna I'm gonna eat someone

1555
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:58,720
Speaker 1: cream Huh, this bring is powerful. Turn it upside now down.

1556
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:01,120
Speaker 1: If you guys eat it all, that would have enough

1557
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 1: to play with. I've always loved ready whip so good

1558
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:07,680
Speaker 1: I could do or it fills your whole mouth up

1559
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:09,320
Speaker 1: and it's coming out of your mouth up in here.

1560
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:14,560
Speaker 1: The other day I put it in this little pastry

1561
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:16,439
Speaker 1: shell and I put the drawberries on it, and I

1562
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:18,080
Speaker 1: put the ready whip all the way to the top.

1563
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:22,519
Speaker 1: Was so good. I wish it didn't come out so fast. Huh,

1564
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:28,320
Speaker 1: you're you're eating it always Just open your mouth wide,

1565
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:32,400
Speaker 1: put your tongue over your your uvula, and then just

1566
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,519
Speaker 1: you will be able to play the game. You can't

1567
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,880
Speaker 1: put your tongue over your you can you can? You

1568
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:39,680
Speaker 1: make it come out slower? Does it have to come

1569
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:43,400
Speaker 1: out that fast? It's like zero to sixty? Yeah? All right. Anyway,

1570
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:45,000
Speaker 1: if you want to watch this, it's gonna be on

1571
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:47,880
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran show it install live. There's no offense to

1572
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:49,559
Speaker 1: Danielle or you. I just didn't think you guys would

1573
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:51,760
Speaker 1: want to have whip cream on your face. Why not?

1574
01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:54,439
Speaker 1: It's just been nice. I know you'd makeup on I

1575
01:25:54,439 --> 01:25:56,640
Speaker 1: just didn't think that's all again, if you want to

1576
01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:59,160
Speaker 1: watch what's about to go down? Go to Instagram live

1577
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:03,280
Speaker 1: at Elvis to ranch, show right, show what Scary and

1578
01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:05,400
Speaker 1: I are so super ugly? It doesn't matter if we get,

1579
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:07,599
Speaker 1: you know, whip cream on our face. Hey, don't drag

1580
01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:10,200
Speaker 1: me into that. All right, It's now time to play.

1581
01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:15,519
Speaker 1: What are we doing in Pie in the face? One

1582
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:17,120
Speaker 1: to play for me? And wanted to play for Scary?

1583
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:21,360
Speaker 1: All right, here's Zachary contestant number one. Hey, Zachary, Scary.

1584
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:23,960
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't have have any clue

1585
01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:26,479
Speaker 1: what we're doing. But we're doing Pie in the face.

1586
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:29,080
Speaker 1: And do you want Scary to play for you? Or

1587
01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:31,600
Speaker 1: Great Tea to play for you? Oh? I don't know.

1588
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 1: Both options are pretty tough sport. They okay, Scary, okay,

1589
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:40,960
Speaker 1: all right, So Scary is gonna play for your. Hold on, Zachary.

1590
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:44,240
Speaker 1: Do people call you Zachary or zach Oh? They called

1591
01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:45,600
Speaker 1: me that. I mean, they called me all sorts of

1592
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:47,360
Speaker 1: names half time. I don't even know what my name is,

1593
01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:50,240
Speaker 1: but I mean zach works, Zachary, Zacharia, whatever you want,

1594
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:53,880
Speaker 1: man like zach And I'll tell you what guys. Guys

1595
01:26:53,920 --> 01:27:04,160
Speaker 1: with four letter names are hot Zach Zack back, we

1596
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:11,200
Speaker 1: got I forgot Alex four letters. Hello step Stephanie, Hello,

1597
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:17,519
Speaker 1: Hello Stephanie. You're playing against hot Zach. Yeah, alright, so Stephanie,

1598
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:21,120
Speaker 1: you're on my team. You're on Gregg Teas team. Okay, alright,

1599
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:24,479
Speaker 1: So Scary already has his face locked and loaded inside

1600
01:27:24,479 --> 01:27:26,320
Speaker 1: the pie the face game. Don't say that, So he's

1601
01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:28,639
Speaker 1: gonna go first. What's gonna happen is he will click

1602
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:32,760
Speaker 1: it once and we don't know which click. The arm

1603
01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:36,160
Speaker 1: will go and propel the whipped cream into our face.

1604
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:39,719
Speaker 1: Armful of whipped cream. Yeah, this is like a bad

1605
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:42,920
Speaker 1: radio game because you really need to see it. So

1606
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,479
Speaker 1: the armful of whipped cream is cocked and ready. So

1607
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:47,760
Speaker 1: what if iris if I click it once, don't do it?

1608
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:51,040
Speaker 1: Come shooting at my face exactly. So much whip cream

1609
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:54,040
Speaker 1: on this arm. It's ridiculous. Okay. By the way, being

1610
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:56,680
Speaker 1: hit by the whip cream means you lose, but your

1611
01:27:56,760 --> 01:28:01,240
Speaker 1: contestant will win. Yeah, so Scary will lose, but Zachary

1612
01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:07,559
Speaker 1: will win. He gets hit in the face, then you're contestant. Yes,

1613
01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:10,360
Speaker 1: by the way, is so confused. Again. For the record,

1614
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:17,479
Speaker 1: this is the worst game ever. Ready, to go. All right?

1615
01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,560
Speaker 1: So is everybody ready? Yes, we've lost total control of

1616
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:22,920
Speaker 1: our show. Why would anyone be listening to this? Everyone's

1617
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:25,040
Speaker 1: turning on Howard right now. I was on a daily

1618
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:30,120
Speaker 1: basis around here. Tomorrow we're gonna play pictionary. This is stupid,

1619
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:37,000
Speaker 1: all right. So if Scary gets hit, then Zachary wins. Right, No,

1620
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:40,479
Speaker 1: Stephanie wins. Stephanie is a great tea Scarry. Okay, So

1621
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,240
Speaker 1: let's see if Scary is gonna get hit with the

1622
01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:44,320
Speaker 1: whip cream? Which way do I click it? Left? The

1623
01:28:44,439 --> 01:28:46,800
Speaker 1: right towards me? Whichever way it goes, I don't know,

1624
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:54,920
Speaker 1: just all right. So there's the end of the game.

1625
01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:01,559
Speaker 1: Lost wind up to it. There was nothing. It was

1626
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,800
Speaker 1: just one click and shot me in the face on

1627
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:12,400
Speaker 1: the first click. It went off. Stephanie, we win. Want

1628
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:14,280
Speaker 1: to play again? I don't want to load of cream

1629
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:16,120
Speaker 1: in my face? All right, here's a napkin. What you

1630
01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:22,519
Speaker 1: speak for yourself, guys, guys, really, let's speak one at

1631
01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:26,439
Speaker 1: a time is straight. Nate, the senior executive producer is failing,

1632
01:29:26,439 --> 01:29:29,320
Speaker 1: and you've got to take control of this show. Can

1633
01:29:29,439 --> 01:29:34,160
Speaker 1: I There's I, there's whipped cream? I love minutes late

1634
01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:37,720
Speaker 1: Elvis blames Nate when it's not going well, then we

1635
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:41,280
Speaker 1: don't ask Elvis say this whole thing's crazy plus the

1636
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:46,679
Speaker 1: fourmat alright, let's we've already flushed all of our listeners.

1637
01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:49,240
Speaker 1: No one's listening to this. All right, we're now ready. Okay,

1638
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,200
Speaker 1: let's do it again. I'm so excited. Now we're gonna

1639
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:55,479
Speaker 1: see once again, Zachary, you have another chance. If Scary

1640
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:59,160
Speaker 1: doesn't get hit, if Great t gets hit, then you win.

1641
01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:01,479
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Put your face in the hole,

1642
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:03,840
Speaker 1: so I will go first. This hurry there to fall

1643
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:07,400
Speaker 1: off the Here we go, Stephanie. Okay, face is in

1644
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:13,880
Speaker 1: and I crank and service nothing. Okay, now, Scary turn.

1645
01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:15,439
Speaker 1: Let's see if you get hit in the face with

1646
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:21,320
Speaker 1: the whip cream. Scary's face no nothing, all right, okay,

1647
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:23,439
Speaker 1: so it's great tease turn. Will he get hit in

1648
01:30:23,479 --> 01:30:28,160
Speaker 1: the face with the whip cream? No? Okay, Scary's turn

1649
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:35,040
Speaker 1: and no nothing My turn stuff and cross your service

1650
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:39,040
Speaker 1: says no, you have to we have to reload the

1651
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:44,519
Speaker 1: whip cream fall off. This is boring. All right. Let's

1652
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:47,680
Speaker 1: see if Scary gets hit. Hurry up my turn. Here

1653
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:57,880
Speaker 1: we go, Stephanie, Great tea got hit in the face. People,

1654
01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:00,519
Speaker 1: people are texting it. How boring this is? Is boring?

1655
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:03,200
Speaker 1: You know what? People don't know a text? No, I'm

1656
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:06,960
Speaker 1: bored a lot of text. If they do, they know

1657
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:09,360
Speaker 1: how to text the truth. Are we alive right now?

1658
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:11,920
Speaker 1: We are? We should off? What would they do for

1659
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:16,400
Speaker 1: pie Day? All right? Thank you? Great? Please go far away. Hey,

1660
01:31:16,439 --> 01:31:19,120
Speaker 1: it's been real guys. No wonder Nina didn't want to

1661
01:31:19,120 --> 01:31:26,000
Speaker 1: work for our I don't blame her. Sometimes I wonder. Anyway,

1662
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:28,840
Speaker 1: Let's do sound. We know that's gonna win. The saving

1663
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:32,080
Speaker 1: grace of filming that for Instagram Live was I got

1664
01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:34,720
Speaker 1: to play with filters on everyone's face. Good. So I

1665
01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:36,880
Speaker 1: had fun with this. Thank you. Let's be the only

1666
01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:39,599
Speaker 1: one who made an interest. Let's move on to sound.

1667
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:41,640
Speaker 1: So this is us last Night season finale. We're not

1668
01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:43,720
Speaker 1: going to give anything away, but everyone's talking about the

1669
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,720
Speaker 1: speech that Kevin gave to his sister Kate. If he

1670
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:49,720
Speaker 1: were here, he definitely would have looked at you. If

1671
01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:53,879
Speaker 1: he was there, their dad did he die, yes, completing

1672
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:56,759
Speaker 1: it's a joke. It's if he were here, he definitely

1673
01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:58,960
Speaker 1: would have looked at you, and he would have said

1674
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:02,800
Speaker 1: Katie girl in your life, you have never looked more

1675
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:07,600
Speaker 1: beautiful than you do right now. And he would have

1676
01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:12,599
Speaker 1: been right by the way beautiful. Yeah, and everybody cried uh.

1677
01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:15,320
Speaker 1: Speaking of This is Us, Jimmy Fallon sent his producer

1678
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:17,720
Speaker 1: out to talk to people on the street about the

1679
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:20,360
Speaker 1: show This is Us, but their producer would mess up

1680
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:22,040
Speaker 1: the name to see if people would catch on to

1681
01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:24,479
Speaker 1: them messing up the name of This is Us. How

1682
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:27,439
Speaker 1: excited are you for Miss the Bus? I would definitely say,

1683
01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:30,040
Speaker 1: like a solid eleven out of ten. How many people

1684
01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:33,840
Speaker 1: do you know who regularly watched dishes? Rust of my friends?

1685
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:35,760
Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten? How excited are

1686
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:39,280
Speaker 1: you for a Swiss? Discussed probably at who's your favorite

1687
01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:43,040
Speaker 1: character on Cheese Stuff? Cress? Oh my gosh, I love Randall?

1688
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,080
Speaker 1: And you put a camera in people's faces, they don't listen,

1689
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:49,519
Speaker 1: all right, Miley cyrus this song we can't Stop? We

1690
01:32:49,560 --> 01:32:56,719
Speaker 1: all know, all right? Now, there's a Jamaican reggae singer

1691
01:32:56,920 --> 01:33:00,240
Speaker 1: by the name of Floraghon. He is actually suing Miley

1692
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:03,080
Speaker 1: over the fact that he believes she stole his song

1693
01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:06,519
Speaker 1: from And This is We run Things. So if you

1694
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:16,080
Speaker 1: can see a different and so you're saying this sounds

1695
01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:24,200
Speaker 1: like we can't stop. Good good luck, good lucking court. Uh.

1696
01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:26,719
Speaker 1: And then, speaking of Pie Day, we turned to actor

1697
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:30,680
Speaker 1: Tom Hidleston to make Pie a little sexier. Pie is

1698
01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:36,200
Speaker 1: the circumference divided by the diameter of any circle. It's

1699
01:33:36,200 --> 01:33:40,440
Speaker 1: impossible to know the exact value, but pie is approximately

1700
01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:47,360
Speaker 1: three point one four one, five nine two, six, five, three, five, eight, nine,

1701
01:33:47,520 --> 01:33:52,880
Speaker 1: seven nine three to eight four six two. He could

1702
01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:57,200
Speaker 1: basically go on apparently it's infinity. So I don't think so.

1703
01:33:57,240 --> 01:33:59,240
Speaker 1: I think there isn't into it. And I'm about to

1704
01:33:59,240 --> 01:34:01,040
Speaker 1: give you pie. I'm going to go all the way

1705
01:34:01,080 --> 01:34:05,639
Speaker 1: to the end. Right you ready start slow? Well, we're

1706
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:08,799
Speaker 1: trying to look it up. Really, you can't find pie

1707
01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:14,040
Speaker 1: on Google. Al Right, here we go. Oh no, we're

1708
01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:17,880
Speaker 1: gonna get to it right now. Pie is three point

1709
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:21,479
Speaker 1: one four one five nine, two, six, five three five

1710
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:25,639
Speaker 1: eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six

1711
01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:30,000
Speaker 1: two six four three three eight three to seven nine

1712
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:33,160
Speaker 1: five zero to eight eight four one nine seven one

1713
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:36,880
Speaker 1: six nine three nine nine. Oh I messed up. I'll

1714
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:41,800
Speaker 1: start over. Would that would that mean? That would be

1715
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:44,320
Speaker 1: more interesting than Great Teas Game with Whip Create? If

1716
01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:47,680
Speaker 1: I just read pie until to infinity. Imagine you got

1717
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:49,439
Speaker 1: to the last number and you screwed it the last number,

1718
01:34:49,439 --> 01:34:51,040
Speaker 1: and you have to start all over again. Look there

1719
01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:53,439
Speaker 1: it is. Oh my god, that would be more interesting.

1720
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:56,320
Speaker 1: All right, never mind, Let's let's put pie in your

1721
01:34:56,320 --> 01:34:58,400
Speaker 1: face as you read the number. So go out and

1722
01:34:58,439 --> 01:35:01,240
Speaker 1: celebrate pie today by eating some thing round. Yes, maybe

1723
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:03,920
Speaker 1: a pizza, pie, pizza exactly. All right, we gotta take

1724
01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:06,680
Speaker 1: a break because on our show, the commercials are more

1725
01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:10,439
Speaker 1: fun in the actual show. All right, we'll be back

1726
01:35:10,439 --> 01:35:13,559
Speaker 1: after this. Keeping you current on all things Elvis the

1727
01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:17,160
Speaker 1: Morning Show Twitter account. Follow us now at Elvis Durantio

1728
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:21,000
Speaker 1: Elvis durrant In the Morning Show. In today's connected world,

1729
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,880
Speaker 1: it takes just one week link and your personal information

1730
01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:26,360
Speaker 1: can get into the wrong hands. Good thing. New LifeLock

1731
01:35:26,439 --> 01:35:30,320
Speaker 1: with Norton now has protection for your identity and devices.

1732
01:35:30,439 --> 01:35:33,439
Speaker 1: Join at LifeLock dot com and use promo code Elvis

1733
01:35:33,479 --> 01:35:41,360
Speaker 1: for an extra temper cent off your first year. Oh, Danielle,

1734
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:43,639
Speaker 1: what are you working on right now? Let's see Elton

1735
01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:48,759
Speaker 1: John's tribute concert airing on CBS April ten. Performers include

1736
01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:51,640
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus, Lady Gugam, Miranda Lambert John Legend, Catch a

1737
01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:54,360
Speaker 1: Little Big Town, Chris Martin Edge here in. I mean,

1738
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:56,240
Speaker 1: the list goes on and on. That's gonna be incredible.

1739
01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:59,240
Speaker 1: The final run of the Warp Tour will be filmed

1740
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:02,800
Speaker 1: for a four art series on the history and influence

1741
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:05,680
Speaker 1: of the tour. Will be on there. Um if you

1742
01:36:06,080 --> 01:36:07,479
Speaker 1: want to watch it, I'm sure I'll let you know

1743
01:36:07,479 --> 01:36:09,240
Speaker 1: where you can watch it. But like I said, it'll

1744
01:36:09,240 --> 01:36:12,280
Speaker 1: be on the history and the influence of the tour. Um.

1745
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:15,080
Speaker 1: Let's see Margot Robbie isn't talks to play Charles Manson

1746
01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:18,040
Speaker 1: victim Sharon Tate in the new Quentin Tarantino movie. If

1747
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:19,960
Speaker 1: she gets it and signs on the data line, I

1748
01:36:19,960 --> 01:36:22,080
Speaker 1: would let you know. And you remember I told you

1749
01:36:22,160 --> 01:36:25,320
Speaker 1: the other day and actually this morning that sometimes celebrities

1750
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:29,160
Speaker 1: will sue tabloids for like putting false stories of them

1751
01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:32,920
Speaker 1: out there. Well, Richard Simmons is being ordered to pay

1752
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:35,519
Speaker 1: a hundred thirty thousand dollars in attorney fees to The

1753
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:40,360
Speaker 1: National Enquirer and Radar Online dot Com because he unsuccessfully

1754
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:43,000
Speaker 1: sued them for claiming he was becoming a woman, and

1755
01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:45,599
Speaker 1: because he lost, he has to pay their lawyer fees.

1756
01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:49,599
Speaker 1: Did even try to sue you for the only one time,

1757
01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:54,840
Speaker 1: but we won't talk about No, it's all true all

1758
01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:58,080
Speaker 1: the time. By the way, for the record, we never

1759
01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:02,400
Speaker 1: said that Richard Simmons transition. No, I'm not getting that

1760
01:37:02,479 --> 01:37:09,040
Speaker 1: laws Elvis Durand in the morning show, all right, let's

1761
01:37:09,040 --> 01:37:11,080
Speaker 1: talk about Life Flock. I love Life Flock. I got

1762
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:15,920
Speaker 1: a notification from them over the weekend. They said, Mr Durand,

1763
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:19,000
Speaker 1: did you know that someone is trying to open a

1764
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:21,760
Speaker 1: credit card in your name? And of course I told him, yes,

1765
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:24,800
Speaker 1: it's me, Yeah, it's it's Look. It's great to know

1766
01:37:24,920 --> 01:37:27,120
Speaker 1: someone's watching out for me because no one else is.

1767
01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:28,760
Speaker 1: I told you a few weeks ago they asked me

1768
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:30,920
Speaker 1: about something and I said, no, that's not me, and

1769
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:34,639
Speaker 1: then I felt out was me but I actually did

1770
01:37:34,640 --> 01:37:36,840
Speaker 1: do it. But they're good, they really are. They're on

1771
01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:39,040
Speaker 1: top of them. I can't even sneak credit card into

1772
01:37:39,080 --> 01:37:41,559
Speaker 1: my own naime. Live Flock keeps an eye on it.

1773
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:45,480
Speaker 1: And now that live flock is working with Norton Security,

1774
01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:50,439
Speaker 1: they are protecting against threats on our devices that we

1775
01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:52,040
Speaker 1: use because you know what, when you're on your phone

1776
01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:54,760
Speaker 1: just ordering stuff from here and there, I never do that.

1777
01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:57,519
Speaker 1: People are watching and they can take your stuff, they

1778
01:37:57,520 --> 01:37:59,040
Speaker 1: can take your information, and they can go buy their

1779
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:01,160
Speaker 1: own stuff. You know what, if you want to buy

1780
01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:03,200
Speaker 1: stuff off Amazon, you buy it on your own credit card.

1781
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:05,880
Speaker 1: Don't use my name. Mine's already used enough. But you know,

1782
01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:07,800
Speaker 1: life flock is so great at keeping an eye on that,

1783
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:10,040
Speaker 1: much better than we are. I mean, look, let's be honest.

1784
01:38:10,080 --> 01:38:12,639
Speaker 1: There's no way that anyone or anything and keeping out

1785
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:15,960
Speaker 1: on every transaction. But they're much better at keeping an

1786
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:19,040
Speaker 1: eye on our personal information than we will ever be.

1787
01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:21,200
Speaker 1: And if there's a problem, they have people to work

1788
01:38:21,280 --> 01:38:23,400
Speaker 1: to fix it. Let me get you ten percent off

1789
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:26,280
Speaker 1: live flock. Go to live flock dot com. Use the

1790
01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:29,200
Speaker 1: promo code Elvis. Get ten percent off your first year.

1791
01:38:29,880 --> 01:38:33,240
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. Live flock dot com promo code Elvis ten

1792
01:38:33,280 --> 01:38:39,280
Speaker 1: percent Elvis show. Come on, Daniel, get in here and

1793
01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:41,639
Speaker 1: do with the show. She's she's holding my dog Max.

1794
01:38:42,320 --> 01:38:44,040
Speaker 1: He's such a good boy, isn't he a good boy?

1795
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:46,559
Speaker 1: I couldn't leave him at home alone today he had

1796
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:49,200
Speaker 1: to commit which we're talking about bad children in the

1797
01:38:49,280 --> 01:38:54,519
Speaker 1: other room, because you know, Scotty b. You know, sometimes

1798
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:56,920
Speaker 1: kids act up at my house yesterday. I was telling

1799
01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:59,360
Speaker 1: Scotty that my oldest son decided to wake up my

1800
01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:02,040
Speaker 1: youngest son by pouring water on him. So Scotty goes, yeah,

1801
01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:03,720
Speaker 1: I heard, like, how did you hear? He goes, I

1802
01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:06,360
Speaker 1: heard you screaming at him in the back room. I

1803
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:09,800
Speaker 1: was screaming on the phone. Don't work your brother up

1804
01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:12,400
Speaker 1: that way, because it's the little one. Go up. It's funny,

1805
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:15,360
Speaker 1: it's funny, but not when you're half asleep and you

1806
01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:17,120
Speaker 1: don't want to get up for school, and then it's

1807
01:39:17,160 --> 01:39:22,400
Speaker 1: not funny. Hey, Uh, what Elvis? Your Omaha steak has arrived.

1808
01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:24,920
Speaker 1: What I didn't order? Omaha steak? It's here in time

1809
01:39:24,960 --> 01:39:28,600
Speaker 1: for tonight. Oh oh tonight steak in a b J day? Oh?

1810
01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:32,000
Speaker 1: Is it is that today? Okay? So at least I

1811
01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:36,760
Speaker 1: got the steak. Good for you. I'm partially celebrate my

1812
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:41,240
Speaker 1: eating steak. Okay, let's talk about something serious today is

1813
01:39:41,280 --> 01:39:43,160
Speaker 1: the walk out, as you know, in less than one

1814
01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:47,800
Speaker 1: hour and fifty eight minutes ten o'clock East Coast time. Uh,

1815
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:51,960
Speaker 1: they're saying three thousand schools across America are going to

1816
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:53,800
Speaker 1: be acknowledging the fact that there is a walkout and

1817
01:39:53,840 --> 01:39:56,840
Speaker 1: students are going to walk out, and look, you know what,

1818
01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:59,120
Speaker 1: if you are a students that's planning on walking out,

1819
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:03,000
Speaker 1: good good for you. Make sure you're safe, make sure

1820
01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:05,960
Speaker 1: you're with from friends. But at the very most, remember

1821
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:08,000
Speaker 1: why you're doing it. Don't just do it because you're

1822
01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:11,400
Speaker 1: missing math class, like, do it because you know you

1823
01:40:11,439 --> 01:40:14,599
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Are walking out for. It's

1824
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:18,200
Speaker 1: the Enough National School walk Out, So know what that

1825
01:40:18,240 --> 01:40:21,880
Speaker 1: word enough is about. Look, it's great to be able

1826
01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:23,880
Speaker 1: to live in a country where you can express your

1827
01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:29,240
Speaker 1: opinion and you can show it either alone or with

1828
01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:31,600
Speaker 1: tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands of people. But

1829
01:40:31,720 --> 01:40:34,679
Speaker 1: know why you're doing it. It was one month ago

1830
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:39,160
Speaker 1: that we heard the tragic news coming out of Parkland, Florida,

1831
01:40:40,520 --> 01:40:43,320
Speaker 1: and it's still it's still one of the saddest spots

1832
01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:47,080
Speaker 1: in America. And for all the students, faculty, members of

1833
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:51,200
Speaker 1: the families of students and faculty that attend Stoneman or

1834
01:40:51,240 --> 01:40:55,120
Speaker 1: who did attend Stoneman Douglas High School, we're thinking about

1835
01:40:55,120 --> 01:40:58,000
Speaker 1: you today and all the kids and all the people

1836
01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:00,719
Speaker 1: who have been affected by gun vent in the past.

1837
01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:04,320
Speaker 1: You may fall on the left or fall on the right,

1838
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:06,920
Speaker 1: as far as your political views go. You may believe

1839
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:10,080
Speaker 1: in gun control les whatever you believe in. It's great

1840
01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:11,640
Speaker 1: to know that we live in a country where you

1841
01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:14,719
Speaker 1: can say I believe in this, I believe in that.

1842
01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:18,200
Speaker 1: I disagree with you, but we can still be friends.

1843
01:41:18,439 --> 01:41:20,400
Speaker 1: When I say, when I say the prayers at night

1844
01:41:20,439 --> 01:41:22,519
Speaker 1: with my kids, we always put in there, you know,

1845
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:25,040
Speaker 1: make this world a safer place, or you know, stop

1846
01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:27,799
Speaker 1: the gun violence or what. And in my head, I think, Gosh,

1847
01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:29,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be great if there's a day where we

1848
01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:32,080
Speaker 1: don't have to say that prayer anymore. That it's just

1849
01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:34,439
Speaker 1: you know, we don't have to worry about going to

1850
01:41:34,479 --> 01:41:37,000
Speaker 1: school or going down the street, or having to explain

1851
01:41:37,040 --> 01:41:38,599
Speaker 1: to my eight year old, mommy, what are you talking

1852
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:40,559
Speaker 1: about what happened at that school. I don't want to

1853
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:42,040
Speaker 1: tell him that. I want to tell my eight year

1854
01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:45,760
Speaker 1: old it's ridiculous. We'll always have something to pray for,

1855
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:49,879
Speaker 1: so let's keep praying. But we should also be acting.

1856
01:41:50,240 --> 01:41:54,760
Speaker 1: We should be telling our our leaders. Look, you're a

1857
01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:59,479
Speaker 1: leader for a reason. Lead do the right thing. Did

1858
01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:02,960
Speaker 1: you see, uh, the seven thousand pairs of shoes on

1859
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:06,960
Speaker 1: the lawn of the Capitol yesterday. Was this yesterday a

1860
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:09,400
Speaker 1: pair of shoes, one for each child killed by gun

1861
01:42:09,479 --> 01:42:14,720
Speaker 1: violence since Sandy Hook School shooting. Um, look at this,

1862
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:18,719
Speaker 1: Look at all the shoes. It's just it's just another

1863
01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:21,600
Speaker 1: symbol of what we're dealing with in this country. And

1864
01:42:21,640 --> 01:42:24,479
Speaker 1: there's yesterday. One of the dads from Sandy Hook was

1865
01:42:24,479 --> 01:42:26,240
Speaker 1: was you know, there was a position going around that

1866
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:29,000
Speaker 1: I had signed about gun violence. And you know, even

1867
01:42:29,160 --> 01:42:31,639
Speaker 1: going back all the way to Sandy Hook, those parents

1868
01:42:31,840 --> 01:42:36,000
Speaker 1: are still trying to get these laws passed and something done.

1869
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:40,840
Speaker 1: And think about how how long ago that happened. It's ridiculous.

1870
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:44,240
Speaker 1: So as you walk out today, it's gonna be too

1871
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:47,080
Speaker 1: easy to goof around and forget why you're doing it,

1872
01:42:47,240 --> 01:42:49,360
Speaker 1: don't you know, as a matter of fact, if you

1873
01:42:49,479 --> 01:42:53,240
Speaker 1: don't truly take seriously with the walkouts, about to walk out,

1874
01:42:53,880 --> 01:42:55,920
Speaker 1: only walk out if you know what you're doing, because

1875
01:42:55,920 --> 01:42:57,960
Speaker 1: it's a very important statement you're making. It's a great

1876
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:01,360
Speaker 1: thing that you can make that statement. So there you

1877
01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:06,360
Speaker 1: have it. Um, Hi, little Maximan, he's coming home with

1878
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:09,240
Speaker 1: me today. Did he fart? Somebody smells in here? Maybe

1879
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:13,120
Speaker 1: that was Nate. Why am I getting blamed for the

1880
01:43:13,160 --> 01:43:15,599
Speaker 1: horrible show today. I just asked a question running late,

1881
01:43:16,040 --> 01:43:19,320
Speaker 1: and now I smell like he's scary. Just started eating

1882
01:43:19,320 --> 01:43:22,400
Speaker 1: carbs again? It could be scary scary. It doesn't travel

1883
01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:26,479
Speaker 1: to my system that quickly. So you started eating carbs yesterday?

1884
01:43:26,600 --> 01:43:28,679
Speaker 1: I walked in. He was eating a pound of rice.

1885
01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:34,680
Speaker 1: How many sandwiches did you have today? I picked all

1886
01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:36,880
Speaker 1: the meat meat apart. I just had one set of bread.

1887
01:43:37,479 --> 01:43:42,240
Speaker 1: One set of bread. All right, So mom, there was

1888
01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:44,559
Speaker 1: something else I'm talking about. Oh again, I'm addressing my

1889
01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:49,240
Speaker 1: Instagram photo of Nina, my new friend Nina, who is

1890
01:43:49,280 --> 01:43:51,320
Speaker 1: not coming to work on our show, but a lot

1891
01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:53,040
Speaker 1: of people are calling her saying, hey, I hear you're

1892
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:55,640
Speaker 1: going to work for the oldestrens. Nina is going to

1893
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:59,080
Speaker 1: be fine, she's she's got her plan figured out. But um,

1894
01:43:59,160 --> 01:44:02,280
Speaker 1: we're out out having a big time last night. I

1895
01:44:02,320 --> 01:44:04,519
Speaker 1: love making new friends. But if you are Nina, if

1896
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:06,519
Speaker 1: you if your name is Nina, and you would look

1897
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:08,960
Speaker 1: at job. Yeah, we're only gonna hire someone named Nina.

1898
01:44:09,160 --> 01:44:12,479
Speaker 1: You could call us. Call us now Nina's only apply. Uh.

1899
01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:18,000
Speaker 1: Stephen Hawking passed away. Uh, what a brilliant man, and

1900
01:44:18,040 --> 01:44:21,519
Speaker 1: you know what he has been giving us warnings about

1901
01:44:21,560 --> 01:44:23,439
Speaker 1: the way we're living our lives, in the way we're

1902
01:44:23,439 --> 01:44:27,120
Speaker 1: treating this planet. For years, why aren't we listening to

1903
01:44:27,160 --> 01:44:29,920
Speaker 1: the brilliance of his man who left us with warnings

1904
01:44:30,240 --> 01:44:32,200
Speaker 1: and we still really aren't listening to what he said.

1905
01:44:32,360 --> 01:44:34,800
Speaker 1: Do a google on Stephen Hawking today, learn more about

1906
01:44:34,880 --> 01:44:37,479
Speaker 1: him and everything he has taught us over the years.

1907
01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:40,000
Speaker 1: I mean, when he's on the Big Bank Theory, they

1908
01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:43,280
Speaker 1: always listen to him, they do. He does. Sheldon listens

1909
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:46,000
Speaker 1: to him every time he calls him for advice. Do

1910
01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:48,599
Speaker 1: you think Stephen Hawking could explain why the gas coming

1911
01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:52,320
Speaker 1: out of Nate smells so bad? How do we know

1912
01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:54,800
Speaker 1: it's not scary? Listen, I'll be honest with you. I'm

1913
01:44:54,840 --> 01:44:59,080
Speaker 1: holding it in right now. Oh gross, So I know

1914
01:44:59,280 --> 01:45:01,519
Speaker 1: it's not me because I'm holding it in to the dog.

1915
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:03,439
Speaker 1: I tell you, Max is you know he's a dog.

1916
01:45:03,479 --> 01:45:05,640
Speaker 1: He doesn't know. He just he felt, does it? He

1917
01:45:05,680 --> 01:45:08,000
Speaker 1: just felt a little tick his face? No, believe me,

1918
01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:09,679
Speaker 1: I would have smelled that he's sitting on my lap.

1919
01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:11,800
Speaker 1: It was not Max. But you know you would think

1920
01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:14,400
Speaker 1: that if he did something that smelled that foul, he

1921
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:17,320
Speaker 1: would look up like, I'm sorry. They don't care. My

1922
01:45:18,160 --> 01:45:20,040
Speaker 1: the smells that come out of my eight year old,

1923
01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:22,880
Speaker 1: it's like a garbage jump. I go, how is it

1924
01:45:22,920 --> 01:45:27,240
Speaker 1: possible that an eight year olds that hot stuff? Oh? Yeah,

1925
01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:30,040
Speaker 1: he's a lot. He's like he likes hallapenos is a

1926
01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:32,599
Speaker 1: side dish. And I said, how is it possible that

1927
01:45:32,760 --> 01:45:35,040
Speaker 1: you're so cute and that's coming out of you? But

1928
01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:37,400
Speaker 1: that's the thing. If you you can get away with

1929
01:45:38,160 --> 01:45:40,760
Speaker 1: n you're very handsome. We're gonna let it slide. You

1930
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:44,280
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But I can I say fart?

1931
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,720
Speaker 1: I hate saying that word. Well, then gas, all right,

1932
01:45:46,800 --> 01:45:51,160
Speaker 1: I passed. I went a full almost eleven months with

1933
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:53,160
Speaker 1: my girlfriend without farting in front of her, and I

1934
01:45:53,240 --> 01:45:56,640
Speaker 1: finally did it last week and over, Yeah, and it

1935
01:45:56,680 --> 01:46:00,160
Speaker 1: woke her up. Actually, you know, you're really in the

1936
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:04,640
Speaker 1: relationship now, you're secure and settled when you can. So

1937
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:13,120
Speaker 1: you're sleeping with your girlfriend now? Yeah? Did was what's

1938
01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:17,960
Speaker 1: her name? Heather? It doesn't sound like heather. Yeah. Well,

1939
01:46:18,120 --> 01:46:20,160
Speaker 1: to make it worse, we were watching the movie and

1940
01:46:20,160 --> 01:46:23,040
Speaker 1: she fell asleep with her head in my lap. God,

1941
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:28,519
Speaker 1: and have her face is medium rare? Right, way you

1942
01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:31,519
Speaker 1: do it? I fell asleep you grilled her face. I

1943
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:34,800
Speaker 1: didn't mean to do it. This is a disgusting cognizant

1944
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:37,120
Speaker 1: of holding it in. I just want to say that

1945
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:43,160
Speaker 1: it is the worst I swear athletes. What a bar?

1946
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:46,240
Speaker 1: I mean, You're in such a beautiful place. You know,

1947
01:46:46,320 --> 01:46:48,360
Speaker 1: people are hanging out and everyone's talking, and all of

1948
01:46:48,400 --> 01:46:52,719
Speaker 1: a sudden, you just enough. Let's change the topic. Hello, Christian,

1949
01:46:52,800 --> 01:46:57,040
Speaker 1: is this you? Hi? What's going on? I was just

1950
01:46:57,040 --> 01:47:00,080
Speaker 1: gonna let you guys know, it's uh not good for

1951
01:47:00,160 --> 01:47:02,720
Speaker 1: Nate to hold it in. It's he's actually doing more

1952
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:06,519
Speaker 1: worse for himself than Stephen here. He would tell you

1953
01:47:06,560 --> 01:47:10,360
Speaker 1: not to hold Yeah, yeah, he says. Yeah, my friend,

1954
01:47:10,439 --> 01:47:11,920
Speaker 1: My friend says, you gotta let it go. If you

1955
01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:14,599
Speaker 1: gotta Christian, I guess you gotta let it go. Christian

1956
01:47:14,680 --> 01:47:17,240
Speaker 1: think about the rest of us in this room. But no,

1957
01:47:17,360 --> 01:47:20,120
Speaker 1: we don't. We don't want to. I mean, what about Nate.

1958
01:47:20,160 --> 01:47:22,000
Speaker 1: Don't you guys appreciate him? He does a lot of

1959
01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:24,439
Speaker 1: a lot of work. But I don't want to smell.

1960
01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:28,519
Speaker 1: But now, look, we're not dogs. We will all laugh

1961
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:30,479
Speaker 1: and get over it and still love the fact that

1962
01:47:30,520 --> 01:47:34,320
Speaker 1: our friend is disgusting. Let it go, Nate, Let me

1963
01:47:34,320 --> 01:47:42,000
Speaker 1: see your song. Let it go, Let it go, Nate,

1964
01:47:42,280 --> 01:47:53,880
Speaker 1: Let go? All right, thank you, Christian. This is gross.

1965
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:59,440
Speaker 1: Let's talk. Let's talk about daisies. Let's tell you something pleasant. Rainbows, unicorns,

1966
01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:04,320
Speaker 1: unicornse oh, I actually bought somebody a farting glitter unicorn.

1967
01:48:04,600 --> 01:48:06,680
Speaker 1: Why are we back on that again? Why would you

1968
01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:09,200
Speaker 1: buy that? Because it's so cute. You push it and

1969
01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:11,120
Speaker 1: then you squeeze it and out it's butt comes this

1970
01:48:11,280 --> 01:48:14,760
Speaker 1: like goop and then glitters like a glitter like the

1971
01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:18,160
Speaker 1: goop part. What are we doing here, straight, Nate? Why

1972
01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:21,080
Speaker 1: don't you stop flatulating? I'm reading what people are texting

1973
01:48:21,120 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 1: in about stinky flatulence. Can we move on? Please? What

1974
01:48:24,439 --> 01:48:28,679
Speaker 1: are they saying? Are you not good? Are you sick?

1975
01:48:28,720 --> 01:48:32,680
Speaker 1: If you have stinky flatulence? I'm asking you again, what

1976
01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:34,400
Speaker 1: do we do next? You're the producer, Well, we still

1977
01:48:34,400 --> 01:48:36,639
Speaker 1: have a few minutes. We did such a good job,

1978
01:48:37,120 --> 01:48:39,880
Speaker 1: We did such a good job catching up. Okay, we

1979
01:48:39,920 --> 01:48:42,160
Speaker 1: need to choose a phone tap to run this hour.

1980
01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:44,840
Speaker 1: We can't run the one we were run, the one

1981
01:48:44,920 --> 01:48:46,800
Speaker 1: we ran earlier. So what do you want to hear

1982
01:48:46,840 --> 01:48:50,360
Speaker 1: in your request for a way back Wednesday? Phone tap? Um?

1983
01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:54,479
Speaker 1: What about the Mrs Moscow opposus. Yeah, Stephen Levine loves

1984
01:48:54,520 --> 01:48:58,160
Speaker 1: miss Man. That's my favorite one ever. I was just

1985
01:48:58,160 --> 01:49:03,120
Speaker 1: going to say that, Froggy Steven, and let's win a

1986
01:49:03,160 --> 01:49:07,000
Speaker 1: froggy phone tap. Yeah, what do we have, Froggy. We're

1987
01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:09,920
Speaker 1: gonna okay, we're gonna find a froggy phone Tapa and

1988
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:12,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna run it back in the moment. All right,

1989
01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:17,360
Speaker 1: it sounds good a plan. Yes, that's the plan. Alright,

1990
01:49:17,400 --> 01:49:19,920
Speaker 1: that's a plan, all in flavor of the froggy phone taps,

1991
01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:25,360
Speaker 1: say I alright, So Carrie, what's hot right now? And

1992
01:49:25,439 --> 01:49:28,639
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand dot com here's web girl Kathleen. If you've

1993
01:49:28,640 --> 01:49:30,479
Speaker 1: been feeling the stress lately and you've got kinks in

1994
01:49:30,479 --> 01:49:32,599
Speaker 1: your back and all over your body, our girl Sam

1995
01:49:32,640 --> 01:49:34,519
Speaker 1: has you covered in today's What's Trending with the personal

1996
01:49:34,520 --> 01:49:36,760
Speaker 1: massages doubt will change your life. You gotta head over

1997
01:49:36,800 --> 01:49:40,200
Speaker 1: to Elvis Durand show on Instagram because Elvis nearly lost

1998
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:42,000
Speaker 1: it when Sam used it on him. That is right

1999
01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:43,880
Speaker 1: there for you on the homepage. And we are two

2000
01:49:43,880 --> 01:49:46,799
Speaker 1: months away from the two thousand eighteen Elvis Durrand shows

2001
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:49,120
Speaker 1: Functional Family Vacation. If you want to buy a trip

2002
01:49:49,120 --> 01:49:51,000
Speaker 1: to come hang out with us in Miami. It's gonna

2003
01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:53,360
Speaker 1: be awesome. All those details are right on the homepage

2004
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:56,400
Speaker 1: as well. Get all this and more Elastrand dot com,

2005
01:49:56,400 --> 01:50:02,040
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand dot com. Hiring ziproc has revolutionized how you

2006
01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:05,600
Speaker 1: do with Their technology identifies people with the right experience

2007
01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:08,639
Speaker 1: and invites them to apply to your job. They find

2008
01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:11,559
Speaker 1: great candidates for you. Try it free today at zip

2009
01:50:11,560 --> 01:50:14,840
Speaker 1: recruiter dot com, Slash Elvis, zip Recruiter the Smartest way

2010
01:50:14,840 --> 01:50:21,160
Speaker 1: to hire, Elvis Duran, Elvis Durand Phones. So today we

2011
01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:26,080
Speaker 1: celebrate Froggy's son's birthday. Caden turned fifteen today. You must

2012
01:50:26,120 --> 01:50:28,240
Speaker 1: be so proud of him, very very proud of him.

2013
01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:30,920
Speaker 1: He's such a good kid. Sometimes he actually told his

2014
01:50:30,960 --> 01:50:33,280
Speaker 1: dad where he wants to have dinner and you should

2015
01:50:33,280 --> 01:50:35,040
Speaker 1: take him there. Frog, Come on, Oh yeah, I get

2016
01:50:35,120 --> 01:50:37,080
Speaker 1: right on that. Why don't you get him take him there?

2017
01:50:37,280 --> 01:50:39,680
Speaker 1: Because it's super duper expensive and he won't know the

2018
01:50:39,720 --> 01:50:41,880
Speaker 1: difference if we go to another place. It's just you know,

2019
01:50:42,200 --> 01:50:43,960
Speaker 1: more reasonably, what if we put our money together and

2020
01:50:44,000 --> 01:50:46,479
Speaker 1: we pay for your son's birthday dinner? Well, maybe happy

2021
01:50:46,520 --> 01:50:48,479
Speaker 1: to take him to to Lobster Bar and for Lauderdale.

2022
01:50:49,320 --> 01:50:51,240
Speaker 1: By the way, if you're listening at Lobster Bar in

2023
01:50:51,320 --> 01:50:53,720
Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale, would you please give a free dinner for

2024
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:57,519
Speaker 1: the birthday boy? Call Froggy. Now, what's your what's your

2025
01:50:57,520 --> 01:50:59,160
Speaker 1: cell phone number? Give it up? Oh yeah, give it

2026
01:50:59,160 --> 01:51:01,679
Speaker 1: out right now and I stop here all right. So anyway,

2027
01:51:01,720 --> 01:51:04,599
Speaker 1: it's Caden's fifteenth birthday. So we thought, what a great

2028
01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:08,160
Speaker 1: day to play a Caden phone tap where it was

2029
01:51:08,240 --> 01:51:10,719
Speaker 1: jingle ball season. As you know, during jingle ball season,

2030
01:51:10,840 --> 01:51:14,280
Speaker 1: everyone wants tickets to jingle Ball, So we thought we

2031
01:51:14,320 --> 01:51:18,559
Speaker 1: would have Caden call our sales department. I think we're

2032
01:51:18,560 --> 01:51:20,120
Speaker 1: on what floor are they on? They're on the one

2033
01:51:20,160 --> 01:51:27,519
Speaker 1: below us, So if you stamp your feet, sales people. Anyway,

2034
01:51:27,560 --> 01:51:28,960
Speaker 1: we thought it'd be a funny phone tap to have

2035
01:51:29,080 --> 01:51:32,759
Speaker 1: Caden phone tap the sales floor and try to scam

2036
01:51:32,880 --> 01:51:36,760
Speaker 1: jingle ball tickets. Right, yes, so here we go, Happy birthday, Caden.

2037
01:51:36,800 --> 01:51:43,120
Speaker 1: Here's your phone tap. Hello, Hey, is this Molly can

2038
01:51:43,120 --> 01:51:48,200
Speaker 1: I jingle ball tickets? It's Christopher. Well, I don't have

2039
01:51:48,240 --> 01:51:51,760
Speaker 1: any more jingle ball tickets left? So why don't have any?

2040
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:56,720
Speaker 1: Because they're sold out? Why why are they sold out

2041
01:51:57,960 --> 01:52:01,400
Speaker 1: because it's a phenomenal show with Justin Bieber, and I

2042
01:52:01,439 --> 01:52:04,040
Speaker 1: don't have any tickets left. I have your tickets, you

2043
01:52:04,080 --> 01:52:06,200
Speaker 1: know you could because I'm actually not going. But we're

2044
01:52:06,240 --> 01:52:10,160
Speaker 1: in the West balcony with with you know, with drinking

2045
01:52:10,240 --> 01:52:12,320
Speaker 1: and food and everything. I don't think you sound little young,

2046
01:52:12,360 --> 01:52:14,000
Speaker 1: so I don't think you're gonna have a good time there.

2047
01:52:14,479 --> 01:52:17,439
Speaker 1: I've had a beer before. Well, you're under age, and

2048
01:52:17,439 --> 01:52:20,400
Speaker 1: they're they're probably gonna attack, so so I'm sorry, but

2049
01:52:20,439 --> 01:52:22,760
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get any dingle ball tickets at here?

2050
01:52:22,840 --> 01:52:27,040
Speaker 1: So can you buy me? No? No, that would that

2051
01:52:27,080 --> 01:52:30,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't be right. That wouldn't be right. You can come

2052
01:52:30,080 --> 01:52:31,559
Speaker 1: over to have a beer, but I can't buy you

2053
01:52:31,560 --> 01:52:34,200
Speaker 1: a beer. Can I have your dingleball tickets? Now? No,

2054
01:52:34,320 --> 01:52:37,679
Speaker 1: I don't have any dingle ball tickets. I don't even

2055
01:52:37,720 --> 01:52:45,800
Speaker 1: have mine. Go to somebody else, Well is Edrew? H

2056
01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:47,759
Speaker 1: I I'm Christopher. Can I have your jingle ball tickets?

2057
01:52:49,120 --> 01:52:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number. I

2058
01:52:50,960 --> 01:52:52,920
Speaker 1: think you're trying to cause you a hundred. No, I

2059
01:52:52,920 --> 01:52:56,200
Speaker 1: want your jingle ball tickets? Okay, Um, so you're gonna

2060
01:52:56,200 --> 01:52:59,840
Speaker 1: have to call back to hundred. That's two four two

2061
01:53:00,439 --> 01:53:04,360
Speaker 1: or one hundred? I know the number, jerk? Whoa, Hey,

2062
01:53:04,439 --> 01:53:06,400
Speaker 1: al right, first off, if you're gonna have to calm

2063
01:53:06,439 --> 01:53:08,479
Speaker 1: down with that, all right, So what you're gonna have

2064
01:53:08,479 --> 01:53:11,200
Speaker 1: to do is he gonna call one hundred or you

2065
01:53:11,200 --> 01:53:13,080
Speaker 1: can go to one of our events and try to

2066
01:53:13,080 --> 01:53:15,760
Speaker 1: win your way again. He sounds like a dweeb. All right, yeah,

2067
01:53:15,800 --> 01:53:22,240
Speaker 1: I'll get your tickets. Okay, but well why did you

2068
01:53:22,240 --> 01:53:24,080
Speaker 1: hang up on me? How did you get my number?

2069
01:53:24,360 --> 01:53:27,080
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Well I am worried back because

2070
01:53:27,080 --> 01:53:30,360
Speaker 1: you keep calling. Just give me your tickets. You you could, uh,

2071
01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:32,840
Speaker 1: you could keep trying to Paul, but not this number. Okay,

2072
01:53:33,040 --> 01:53:36,000
Speaker 1: do you know Elvis? Do I know Elvis? Yeah? I

2073
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:41,000
Speaker 1: know Elvis, So give me his tickets. He uses his tickets.

2074
01:53:41,720 --> 01:53:44,000
Speaker 1: I need two tickets. I'm digging your mom out on

2075
01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:47,400
Speaker 1: a date. Listen Christopher's ticket easy, okay, shout up, give

2076
01:53:47,439 --> 01:53:49,519
Speaker 1: me your tickets. Please don't call me back. You're wasting

2077
01:53:49,560 --> 01:53:55,679
Speaker 1: my time. Can you just cut this? Give me tickets?

2078
01:53:56,280 --> 01:53:59,560
Speaker 1: Whoa Christopher? First off, stop calling me? Okay, say I

2079
01:53:59,560 --> 01:54:01,880
Speaker 1: don't have any tickets. You give me tickets and don't

2080
01:54:01,880 --> 01:54:04,840
Speaker 1: stop calling I don't have any tickets. Stop lying to me,

2081
01:54:05,200 --> 01:54:08,040
Speaker 1: chrisphre I'm not lying. I'm not the guy for the tickets.

2082
01:54:08,040 --> 01:54:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm not the ticket guy. The only reason I want

2083
01:54:09,880 --> 01:54:11,559
Speaker 1: to tickets is because I'm taking your mom out on

2084
01:54:11,600 --> 01:54:16,040
Speaker 1: a date. Okay, alright, hey Christopher, come on, you sound

2085
01:54:16,120 --> 01:54:18,120
Speaker 1: like a little young to be taking my mom out

2086
01:54:18,120 --> 01:54:23,720
Speaker 1: of a date. Hello? Can I have tickets? You have

2087
01:54:23,800 --> 01:54:28,000
Speaker 1: to stop calling? Why if you don't stop calling, I

2088
01:54:28,280 --> 01:54:30,160
Speaker 1: have to get security. I'm not kidding you hung up

2089
01:54:30,160 --> 01:54:32,800
Speaker 1: on me. I am too busy for this. Don't be

2090
01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:35,120
Speaker 1: worse if you call me again. I'm gonna get security.

2091
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:37,200
Speaker 1: Don't be rude, guy. I'm gonna get security and you're

2092
01:54:37,200 --> 01:54:39,160
Speaker 1: gonna be in a lot of trouble. To stop calling

2093
01:54:39,160 --> 01:54:43,080
Speaker 1: me kidding. I'm not kidding. Stop, I'm not kidding me.

2094
01:54:44,160 --> 01:54:50,200
Speaker 1: Stop calling me. Stop calling me. Can I have tickets? Please? No?

2095
01:54:50,360 --> 01:54:52,880
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I won't call again. No, I

2096
01:54:52,920 --> 01:54:55,960
Speaker 1: can't get you. Stop. I'm gonna I'm serious. I'm gonna.

2097
01:54:56,040 --> 01:54:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call security or something because it's ridiculous. Where's

2098
01:54:58,160 --> 01:55:01,120
Speaker 1: the security. What's security gonna do? They're gonna arrest you,

2099
01:55:01,960 --> 01:55:03,800
Speaker 1: They're gonna take you away in handcuffs and then it'll

2100
01:55:03,840 --> 01:55:05,640
Speaker 1: never get to jingle Ball. So leave me alone. They're

2101
01:55:05,640 --> 01:55:12,320
Speaker 1: gonna arrest you. Hello, give me tickets. If you know

2102
01:55:12,360 --> 01:55:15,080
Speaker 1: what's good for you. I have everybody listening you seriously.

2103
01:55:15,120 --> 01:55:17,080
Speaker 1: If you don't stop calling, I am gonna. I'm gonna

2104
01:55:17,080 --> 01:55:19,080
Speaker 1: go right to our president. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm

2105
01:55:19,080 --> 01:55:21,720
Speaker 1: gonna get into you. I have your number, I know

2106
01:55:21,760 --> 01:55:24,960
Speaker 1: what the number is eight, and you're going to be

2107
01:55:25,000 --> 01:55:27,480
Speaker 1: in a lot of troubles. Will stop calling me. Hey Molly,

2108
01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:33,600
Speaker 1: Hey Molly, it's Garrett. Hi, Garrett, you got phone tapped

2109
01:55:36,800 --> 01:55:44,400
Speaker 1: breaking out? Yes, I'm with Froggy Son. Kaden say Hi, Kaden, Hi, Molly,

2110
01:55:44,680 --> 01:55:49,920
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Have an idea for a phone tab.

2111
01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:52,160
Speaker 1: Go to Ellis Dran dot com. Click on the phone

2112
01:55:52,160 --> 01:55:54,360
Speaker 1: tap tab. Tell us what you want to do. This

2113
01:55:54,440 --> 01:55:57,120
Speaker 1: phone table was prerecorded with permission granted by all of

2114
01:55:57,120 --> 01:56:03,600
Speaker 1: our twas Elvis Durrand phone on sand in the Morning Show.

2115
01:56:10,800 --> 01:56:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm so excited our ship is on its way to America. Yeah,

2116
01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:20,160
Speaker 1: is it really? Not yet? Not yet? Not yet? It

2117
01:56:20,200 --> 01:56:21,760
Speaker 1: looks like it's no. No No, I just saw a picture.

2118
01:56:21,800 --> 01:56:24,120
Speaker 1: What is that not yet? What? What you're seeing. Is

2119
01:56:24,160 --> 01:56:26,520
Speaker 1: they're doing like the floating sea trials and stuff. It's

2120
01:56:26,560 --> 01:56:31,080
Speaker 1: not on its way until April nine. They're gonna make

2121
01:56:31,080 --> 01:56:34,680
Speaker 1: they're gonna make sure it floats. What about floating sea turtles?

2122
01:56:34,680 --> 01:56:38,360
Speaker 1: What'd you say, see trial? See trial? Isn't it beautiful? Okay,

2123
01:56:38,640 --> 01:56:42,760
Speaker 1: it's a Norwegian. What's the Instagram? Norwegian? I just saw?

2124
01:56:44,840 --> 01:56:47,800
Speaker 1: Is it finished inside? No? No, it's still working on

2125
01:56:47,840 --> 01:56:49,640
Speaker 1: the inside. The outside is done. But the lightning and

2126
01:56:49,640 --> 01:56:56,840
Speaker 1: everything on it really truly is unbelievable. Line there it is,

2127
01:56:56,840 --> 01:57:01,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there it is. It's so beautiful. It's huge.

2128
01:57:01,440 --> 01:57:05,240
Speaker 1: Well it's a ship. Yeah, it's gorgeous. Is this it

2129
01:57:07,840 --> 01:57:13,560
Speaker 1: to the sea? Is underway? I think it's eighteen decks.

2130
01:57:13,760 --> 01:57:16,760
Speaker 1: There is breaking news. Norwegian Bliss is on the move.

2131
01:57:17,000 --> 01:57:21,160
Speaker 1: Conveyance from the shipyard to the sea is underway. And

2132
01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:25,600
Speaker 1: the photographer, of course from Germany, Heiner Lohman. Anyway, look

2133
01:57:25,600 --> 01:57:27,880
Speaker 1: at it. Look how beautiful? Look Look look at the side.

2134
01:57:27,960 --> 01:57:32,040
Speaker 1: Look there's four photos if you follow a Norwegian cruise

2135
01:57:32,080 --> 01:57:35,839
Speaker 1: line on Instagram, it's four photos of the most beautiful

2136
01:57:35,840 --> 01:57:41,320
Speaker 1: ship in the world. And it's ours pretty. It is sexy.

2137
01:57:41,880 --> 01:57:44,360
Speaker 1: The pictures don't do justice for how tight this area

2138
01:57:44,400 --> 01:57:45,960
Speaker 1: they're moving it through. As I saw it when I

2139
01:57:46,000 --> 01:57:48,560
Speaker 1: was over in Germany when they were still building the ship.

2140
01:57:49,080 --> 01:57:51,360
Speaker 1: It really is. It is such a tight fit. There's

2141
01:57:51,400 --> 01:57:54,160
Speaker 1: at one point when they take it through the docks,

2142
01:57:54,480 --> 01:57:57,000
Speaker 1: they take it through the water locks, there's only about

2143
01:57:57,000 --> 01:57:59,800
Speaker 1: three or four inches on each side. It is such

2144
01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:02,200
Speaker 1: a going all the way. So well, I know how

2145
01:58:02,200 --> 01:58:05,839
Speaker 1: that works. Oh yeah, you do. We take ownership. April

2146
01:58:05,920 --> 01:58:08,200
Speaker 1: nineteenth is when we take ownership, and then it will

2147
01:58:08,840 --> 01:58:11,760
Speaker 1: it will do its maiden voyage over across the sea.

2148
01:58:12,040 --> 01:58:15,360
Speaker 1: It's transatlantic. We'll go from Southampton all the way to

2149
01:58:15,360 --> 01:58:17,440
Speaker 1: New York City when it arrives on May third. All right,

2150
01:58:17,480 --> 01:58:20,720
Speaker 1: I'm reposting now. When a bunch of us go on

2151
01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:22,840
Speaker 1: it and we do our live broadcast, we're like, the

2152
01:58:22,880 --> 01:58:25,880
Speaker 1: first one is on there. Yeah, it comes into New York,

2153
01:58:25,920 --> 01:58:27,520
Speaker 1: I believe May second or May third, And when we're

2154
01:58:27,520 --> 01:58:30,200
Speaker 1: on at that very next day's so cool, that excited.

2155
01:58:30,280 --> 01:58:32,360
Speaker 1: Hold on, I gotta I gotta repost, you know, I

2156
01:58:32,360 --> 01:58:34,120
Speaker 1: can't repost and do a show at the same time.

2157
01:58:34,640 --> 01:58:39,600
Speaker 1: The Daniel music Daniel As I repost yes to Elvis Durant,

2158
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:43,280
Speaker 1: at Elvis Durant on Instagram and look at the picture

2159
01:58:43,720 --> 01:58:49,480
Speaker 1: of Norwegian bliss our ship. All right, you ready, so

2160
01:58:49,520 --> 01:58:52,120
Speaker 1: I found this into so sexy. You guys know, Aaron

2161
01:58:52,200 --> 01:58:54,560
Speaker 1: Judge from the Yankees, one of my faves, won the

2162
01:58:54,560 --> 01:58:57,240
Speaker 1: Home Run Derby this year, Rookie of the Year season

2163
01:58:57,320 --> 01:59:01,400
Speaker 1: into a thousand seventeen. Well, he's not eligible to renegotiate

2164
01:59:01,440 --> 01:59:04,880
Speaker 1: his contract, meaning he will only get about six two

2165
01:59:04,960 --> 01:59:07,840
Speaker 1: thousand dollars this year. That's just in his money. I'm

2166
01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:11,440
Speaker 1: sure you know doing other things he'll make money advertising. Yeah,

2167
01:59:11,760 --> 01:59:14,920
Speaker 1: that's just two point four percent of what his new

2168
01:59:14,960 --> 01:59:18,360
Speaker 1: teammate Gihn Carlos Stanton will make because he came over

2169
01:59:18,440 --> 01:59:22,640
Speaker 1: from the Miami Marlins. That is crazy. Don't you think

2170
01:59:22,640 --> 01:59:24,960
Speaker 1: that's kind of crazy? I would this should have been

2171
01:59:25,000 --> 01:59:27,080
Speaker 1: like something in there. If I become Rookie of the Year,

2172
01:59:27,200 --> 01:59:29,040
Speaker 1: if I win the Home Run Derby, we should go

2173
01:59:29,080 --> 01:59:32,080
Speaker 1: into baseball and make more money. Okay, next story, and

2174
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:34,840
Speaker 1: Madonna is directing a movie called Taking Flight. It's about

2175
01:59:34,840 --> 01:59:39,400
Speaker 1: a real life ballerina Mikaela the Prince. Thank you, You're welcome,

2176
01:59:39,520 --> 01:59:42,960
Speaker 1: and we'll be back. You're not recording this, are you?