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Speaker 1: It's another jewel, not twenty. I'm moving. Hello. This is Kirston.

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Speaker 1: Hi Kirston, This is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from human Resources.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? Hi? I'm good. Thanks. How

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Speaker 1: are you good? Do you have a second to chat? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Well it's kind of a private situation,

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Speaker 1: so I want to make sure you have a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: Oh um, yeah, I mean I have a few minutes

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Speaker 1: right now. Okay, it's everything. Okay. Well, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you've heard, but a few months ago, our company's

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Speaker 1: computer system was hacked. Oh yeah, right, I know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and we still don't know who did it. The cyber

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Speaker 1: crooks are pretty sophisticated. But just now that we're still

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Speaker 1: working with the authorities to try to track them down. Okay, okay, um,

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Speaker 1: but what does this? Does this have something to do

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Speaker 1: with me? Well? Yeah, kind of. After it happened, we

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Speaker 1: did find out that the hackers were able to access

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Speaker 1: some of our employee's computer cameras. What yeah. They even

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Speaker 1: set up a website where people can subscribe to watch

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Speaker 1: our employees work. Oh my gosh, and yours was one

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Speaker 1: of those computers. Oh my gosh. Yeah, whoa, I don't

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Speaker 1: so people can watch me while I'm working. Yeah, Beard,

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Speaker 1: that's creepy. Yeah I know, I know, I know. I

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Speaker 1: up my computer right now. Oh no, don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Don't shut off your computer please. Why why wouldn't you

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Speaker 1: want me to shut it off? Well, when we found

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Speaker 1: out about this, we also found that your page alone

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Speaker 1: already had close to a million subscribers. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: almost a million people have been watching me work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pervs everywhere apparently love you, and that's why we need

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Speaker 1: you to keep it going, okay, just for a little

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Speaker 1: while longer. No, why would you tell me to keep

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Speaker 1: it going? I don't understand. Well, okay, so here it is.

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Speaker 1: The company bought ad space on that website, and your

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Speaker 1: analytics are through the roof. We haven't seen profit margins

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Speaker 1: like this in a while. No, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. This is an invasion of my privacy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is a little bit. But also you're making the

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Speaker 1: company a lot of money, and we're gonna make so

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Speaker 1: much money this year just based off the weirdos that

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Speaker 1: are spying on you. That crazy. Yeah, that's super crazy

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Speaker 1: and also probably illegal. No, I don't think so. Actually,

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Speaker 1: it's our company computer. You're one of our employees. It's all,

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Speaker 1: it's all fine. But yeah, everybody knows about it. I

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Speaker 1: mean even upper management, and they're very proud of you.

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Speaker 1: Even our CEO. The CEO knows about this. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: not only does he support it, he told me to

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Speaker 1: tell you that he plans to give you a three

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Speaker 1: percent raise. I don't want to get a three percent

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Speaker 1: raise because proverts are watching me work on the internet. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you've been hurt, you've been heard. Thank you. I've been

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Speaker 1: approved to go up to four percent. So four percent raise.

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Speaker 1: If we just can keep this thing going, I want

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Speaker 1: this shut down. You're not looking at the bright side though,

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Speaker 1: You're really not, Kirsten, No, you're not looking at it.

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Speaker 1: From my point of view, I don't understand how this

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Speaker 1: can just happen and it be Okay, I didn't sign anything,

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Speaker 1: well you didn't, but you're doing a great job. And

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Speaker 1: just think if it keeps getting bigger, we can do

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Speaker 1: merchandising shirts with your face on it, pictures of you signed,

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Speaker 1: pictures of you sitting at the computer screen doing your job.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we could make so much cash. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you guys doing this and making money off me

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Speaker 1: without my permission. That's funny because we've already been doing it,

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Speaker 1: so it doesn't really matter. At this point. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe that this is actually happening in you. You are

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Speaker 1: laughing about it. What if this was happening to you

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Speaker 1: and people were watching you while you were you know,

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Speaker 1: I tried to set up an account like yours and

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Speaker 1: nobody watched, nobody, and I even got naked in front

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Speaker 1: of the camera. All you're doing is just working, and

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Speaker 1: you're an HR. You should be fired for what you

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Speaker 1: just said to me. Well, I am an HR, but

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Speaker 1: also I do have to admit I'm a big fan

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Speaker 1: of yours. I don't want to have been a subscriber

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Speaker 1: since day one. That's right, I'm a curseden hallock. That's

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Speaker 1: what we call ourselves. Yeah, that's what we call ourselves,

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Speaker 1: your fans. There is no way that this is happening.

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Speaker 1: I have already set down my computer. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: make sure that you are fired for this. I hope

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Speaker 1: you saved your files before you shut it down, though,

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Speaker 1: because this is a prank phone call, This is a

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Speaker 1: what Yeah, this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend Josh set you up. What are you talking about, Josh, like, Josh,

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend set me up. Yes, it's a it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: You're you freaking serious that this is a joke. Yes,

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend told us you were getting bored at work lately.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to spice things up for you a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I thought, brings everywhere. We're watching me on my work computer.

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Speaker 1: What the heck? A million subscribers on the internet just

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Speaker 1: to watch you work. You should be proud of that. Well,

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Speaker 1: if this is on the radio, then I must have

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Speaker 1: a million people listening. Thanks for the photo. Confidence, it's

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Speaker 1: probably really like ten. Like ten people will hear this

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Speaker 1: week up every morning with Las Weekday. The twentive we

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Speaker 1: were staying in Paris to get away from you.