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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who's nervous about his upcoming

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Speaker 1: doctor's visit. And maybe the reason why is it's not

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Speaker 1: just any doctor, it's a specialist that focuses on one

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Speaker 1: particular part of the body. And sure we could have

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Speaker 1: been mature about it. In fact, I think most of

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Speaker 1: us would have been, except Brooke did this prank call.

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Speaker 1: So I'm apologizing to all the listeners ahead of time

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Speaker 1: for your brand new phone tech.

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Speaker 2: Right now, it's another.

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Well, Hi, this is Deisi Ferb calling from doctor's office.

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Speaker 2: Is this Ryan?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is hi Ryan.

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Speaker 2: So we've got you on the books for this Thursday. Okay, yeh.

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Speaker 2: Is this the first time you've been to a proctologist?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is my first time.

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Speaker 3: Actually, gosh, I bet you're a little nervous for a poke.

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Speaker 2: Poke, Okay, you're feeling okay.

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Speaker 1: Ryan, No, I am a little nervous.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm not really sure what to expect.

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Speaker 3: Well, let me ask you what has two butts and

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Speaker 3: kills people?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, an assassin? Assassin I get it because it's another

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Speaker 2: word for butt. Gosh. Oh, I would never get told.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, it's just a little proctology humor.

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Speaker 2: We really lead into that butt stuff. Okay, did you

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Speaker 2: need me to say my insurance information or oh no, no,

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Speaker 2: no we have that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just the doctor wanted me to call ahead and

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Speaker 3: find out what's going on with your rump roast?

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Speaker 2: My my, what you know you're behind? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey Ryan, Sorry, could you please hold for a second.

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Speaker 2: I'll be right back with you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I have a.

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Speaker 1: Wait what.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm back. Sorry about that. So what were you saying?

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Speaker 2: That was interesting? Old?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: There we're lying when you said you're really leading into.

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Speaker 2: You heard that? Yeah, that's a doctor's philosophy on this.

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Speaker 2: He's European. Okay, Okay, that one wasn't a butt joke,

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Speaker 2: but it's close. Get it European Pean? Yeah, I think

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Speaker 2: I'm starting to get it. Yeah. Sorry, Oh gosh, I

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Speaker 2: do have to ask you.

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Speaker 3: What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriends?

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Speaker 1: Another joke?

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Speaker 3: He wipes his rear end?

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Speaker 2: Get it dumped, sir? Because he's againable. You know, I

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Speaker 2: get it, I get it. God? Is this thing one?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 2: That's usually a real crowd pleaser.

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Speaker 1: Look like I know that you're joking around it's kind

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Speaker 1: of like the philosophy of your office.

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Speaker 2: But I have a.

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Speaker 1: Really serious problem. You're not taking it that seriously.

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Speaker 3: I hear what you're saying. I hear what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: I apologize it. Just please hold.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, not a.

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Speaker 2: Hey, are you still there, Ryan, jim me finish this up?

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Speaker 1: Please.

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Speaker 3: I am so sorry about that. I just got this

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Speaker 3: weird call from another patient. Somebody asked, why do ducks

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Speaker 3: have feathers?

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Speaker 2: Huh strange.

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Speaker 3: Apparently it's to cover up their butt quacks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: For that one.

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Speaker 1: Did you look. If this is how you got operated,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to cancel my appointment and find a

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Speaker 1: different doctor.

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Speaker 2: You want to cancel?

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Speaker 1: Why not taking this seriously. It's like a big joke

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Speaker 1: to you or something.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, No, if this was all a big joke,

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Speaker 3: I'd ask you what Australians use to clean their backsides?

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Speaker 3: Don't say it, don't but day mate, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Cancel my appointment now.

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Speaker 2: I do that.

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Speaker 3: But since you're within the seventy two hour window, you

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Speaker 3: will be charged for the appointment.

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Speaker 1: What.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: The only way to get out of that fee is

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Speaker 3: to talk to the doctor directly, So please hold.

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Speaker 2: No, don't put me back on hold.

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Speaker 3: No, no, look, I want to cancel.

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Oh dargs me or don't, it doesn't matter. I'm not

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Speaker 1: showing up to this appointment.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Yeah, the doctor was busy talking to

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Speaker 2: your wife, Delilah.

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Speaker 1: My wife.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your wife. Yeah, she's a funny one. Why is

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Speaker 2: he talking to my wife?

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Speaker 3: Because she wanted to make sure that the prank phone

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Speaker 3: call we're doing on you is going.

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Speaker 2: Well, how do you think it's going?

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Speaker 3: What do you talk?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Did you enjoy it or

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Speaker 2: was it a total bomb? Or what is going on?

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Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. Right, this is Brooke from the radio

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Speaker 2: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: You're not calling from the doctor's.

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Speaker 3: Office, no radio station. Your wife, Delilah emailed us and

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Speaker 3: said you were feeling a little antsy about your appointment at.

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Speaker 2: The Broock College. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Hey, the butt jokes she thought would make you laugh,

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Speaker 3: which I didn't hear happened once.

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Speaker 2: It's because I was striving wake up. Every morning was

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Speaker 2: phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning