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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting back into the performing

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Speaker 1: arts with a new type of event, a children's true

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Speaker 1: crime puppet show where sock puppets recreate famous crime.

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Speaker 2: Scenes for kids.

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Speaker 1: Wow, next week, Jack the Ripper, that's Jam, that's strawberry Jam.

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Speaker 3: Kidding, but in real life it was blood all thanks

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Speaker 3: to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 3: stories around the.

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Speaker 1: Globe, just like everybody else does, except we've got a

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Speaker 1: laser and those are their friends. Sickos, just don't. This

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of Detroit. A longtime County employee,

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Speaker 1: forty six year olds Carol Newberson, was going about her

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Speaker 1: normal day at work.

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Speaker 3: You have to be a longtime employee if your name

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Speaker 3: is Carol.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Her supervisor gave her the good news she was

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Speaker 1: getting a raise.

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Speaker 2: I love to hear.

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Speaker 1: So the manager popped into the payroll system, but instead

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Speaker 1: of typing in.

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Speaker 2: Her new hourly rate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they accidentally typed in Carol's employee ID number.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tell me it's not seven. Yeah, you've been

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Speaker 2: there a while. Fast forward to payday.

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Speaker 1: Carol logged onto her bank account and noticed she was

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Speaker 1: one point six million dollars richer.

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Speaker 3: No matter what this most quick, the CEO feels like,

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Speaker 3: put it in an offshore account, quick, Carrol.

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Speaker 1: Yes, for one brief, glorious moment, she was a million

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Speaker 1: yeah man, Well actually for about seventeen hours, so more.

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Speaker 2: Than a moment.

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Speaker 3: Oh, she didn't tell him.

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Speaker 1: No one contacted her. The money just sat there staring

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Speaker 1: back at her.

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Speaker 2: So she just kind of waited.

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Speaker 1: It was like, look, I don't want to snitch on myself.

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Speaker 1: Wait and see your name notice And maybe she's thinking

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Speaker 1: should she leave the country, maybe open up a fantasy

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Speaker 1: lama ranch in Costa Rica, my unwashable. Unfortunately, no, none

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Speaker 1: of that happened. The next day, she felt guilty, ported

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Speaker 1: it and began the process of giving the money back.

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Speaker 2: You suck.

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Speaker 1: She's a nice persons.

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Speaker 3: They overpaid me once in a paycheck, not that much

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Speaker 3: really yeah, and then they're like, oh, sorry, so the

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Speaker 3: next two paychecks you're gonna get nothing.

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Speaker 1: Turns out the payroll system that they have is supposed

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Speaker 1: to have a multiple fail safe to prevent this kind

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Speaker 1: of mistake, but it hasn't been working correctly.

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Speaker 2: In fact, this is the third time it's happened this year.

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Speaker 2: My gosh, So because of that fire the person who

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Speaker 2: inputs the number who's doing payroll.

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Speaker 1: You're right ose two employees were fire and another was

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Speaker 1: put on suspension. Meanwhile, Carol's bank account is back to normal,

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Speaker 1: but her fantasy Lama ranch in Costa Rica still just

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Speaker 1: a dream.

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Speaker 2: I hope she's screenshot in her checking account. Just impressed people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, total balance.

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Speaker 2: This next leisure story is out of Dubai.

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Speaker 1: If you were conceived by a mystery donor sometime in

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Speaker 1: the last fifteen years, you might want to spit in

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Speaker 1: a two Why Because Pavel Durov, the billionaire founder of

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Speaker 1: the Telegram app, is leaving his fortune to all one

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Speaker 1: hundred and six of his anonymous children.

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Speaker 2: What the canon is gonna have to do?

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Speaker 1: The forty year old already has six kids with three

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Speaker 1: different partners, but he just revealed he also donated sperm

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Speaker 1: anonymously and is now the official father of one hundred

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Speaker 1: more children in over a dozen countries. He says every

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Speaker 1: single one of them deserves a cut of his estimated

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Speaker 1: thirteen point nine billion dollars for the.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how mad are you if you're one of the

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Speaker 3: six that are actually like raised by the same I

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Speaker 3: have to share.

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Speaker 2: It with who yeah.

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Speaker 1: More. When you do the math, it breaks down to

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Speaker 1: each kid inheriting one hundred and thirty one million dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god million. But I'm excited him like that.

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Speaker 2: I used to send me to one. Dang it. I

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Speaker 2: know who my dad is.

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Speaker 1: There is a catch, they will have to wait thirty

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Speaker 1: years before they can touch.

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Speaker 2: Any of it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, why the delay, Pavel says, it's so they can

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Speaker 1: learn to trust themselves, live like normal people and not

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Speaker 1: be dependent on the bank account.

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Speaker 3: So he's a good father to those one and six kids.

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Speaker 1: So if your dad, I guess, if your anonymous dad

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Speaker 1: has a beard, is Russian and he owns a hoodie

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Speaker 1: with a crypto logo on it, you might want to

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Speaker 1: make that twenty three in me account a.

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Speaker 2: Priority in a serious.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer story is out of China. Most people

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Speaker 1: do not like the idea of dynamic pricing because it

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Speaker 1: always seems like that's code for, oh, you want this,

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Speaker 1: Well it's a little bit more expensive.

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Speaker 2: Right now too, Dad? You didn't want it earlier?

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Speaker 3: Was that actually just the airlines?

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Speaker 2: Last ya?

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Speaker 1: Well, this is a concept that might be interesting. There's

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Speaker 1: a beer exchange bar in China with exchange the prices

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Speaker 1: there fluctuate according to demand in real time, just like

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Speaker 1: the stock market.

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Speaker 2: So you got it.

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Speaker 3: You gotta drink the skunky beer if you want to

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Speaker 3: give a good deal.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's supposed to be a fun thing.

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Speaker 1: Like there's a large circular display in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the bar showing the current prices and rising beer is

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Speaker 1: in red with the falling ones in bloil like the

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Speaker 1: stock market.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's like a Stockbros. Bar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, maybe the best part of this is at

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Speaker 1: least once a month, the alarms come on in the

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Speaker 1: bar and it lights up with someone shouting over the

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Speaker 1: loudspeaker market crash, which means you have only fifteen seconds

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Speaker 1: to order a special beer who's stock tanked to around

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Speaker 1: only a buck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm about that. I'm like, I'm gonna keep holding

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Speaker 2: my stock. I'm gonna ask you.

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Speaker 1: On most days, though, the bar can adjust the prices

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Speaker 1: around twenty percent either way up and down. Were like

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Speaker 1: wiggle round to incentivize beer drinkers to try the less

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Speaker 1: popular bruise, while you might have to pay a premium

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Speaker 1: to have the more popular ones.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, basically, the fresh ones are going to be more

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Speaker 3: pricey and the ones they need to get rid of.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer stories out of weather Watch if you

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Speaker 1: haven't heard, some parts of the country have been experienced

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Speaker 1: in a major heat wave recently and it's moving into

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Speaker 1: this week. So with that, the National Weather Service put

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Speaker 1: out an advisory warning people in areas with extreme heat

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Speaker 1: to avoid heavy foods or meals high in protein because

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Speaker 1: they can raise your body temperature.

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Speaker 3: You actually get the meat sweats what you're saying, hot

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Speaker 3: bottle aert right there.

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Speaker 1: You should also avoid alcohol and coffee, even iced coffee,

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Speaker 1: because those drinks can speed up your dehydration.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The NWS suggests you keep yourself hydrated with water.

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Speaker 2: That's fun. Their service was such a good time. Ice

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Speaker 2: cubes in my coffe he's water.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Also sports drinks, they say those are cool. And

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Speaker 1: protecting your skin by using sunscreen anytime you're outside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know this guy agrees.

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Speaker 1: He's actually the spokesperson for Copper Tone this summer, and

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Speaker 1: he's looking for volunteers to come rub.

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Speaker 2: Lotion all over his shell or hydro glide, whatever you got.

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Speaker 2: He's not fishing. Means laser Stroyes has come to an

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Speaker 2: end of the day. We'll do it again, same time

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,