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Speaker 1: You can power through Ray. You can do it Ray.

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Speaker 2: This is how we're going to fix the show podcast.

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Speaker 1: How are we going to fix it? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: People say that we need Scuba on full time.

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Speaker 1: Scuba doesn't have time to be full time.

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Speaker 2: But that they don't understand that. No, no, they entertain the idea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, hey, you know what, Actually we'll talk about it,

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Speaker 1: we'll think about it and we'll figure it out. But

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Speaker 1: right now, Scuba is very busy all the time.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Brother, we tried to get him on the

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Speaker 2: last couple podcasts where we say, hey, come to a

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Speaker 2: segment it'd be funny because it's topical, it's Kannas City

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Speaker 2: Chiefs something, and he turns us down because he's that busy.

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Speaker 1: It's really sad because Brother used to have all this

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Speaker 1: free time to come on the pod and annoy me

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Speaker 2: Well, it's also because his audio load got heavier. He

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Speaker 2: now does the country weekend show.

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Speaker 1: He does this, he does that, He makes radio magic.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he tries to win a PGA championship.

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Speaker 2: And that's what that's what he says. Too. When you

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Speaker 2: ask him, he goes making radio magic bub.

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Speaker 1: Right, bub Well, this podcast would be radio magic if

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Speaker 1: you could. You know, get on here, and there's a

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Speaker 1: key question. We're gonna start the show, and then I'm

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Speaker 1: got to answer that I don't know if I'm saying

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Speaker 1: because people have been asking for something and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give it to him. But Arnold, come on, met another

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Speaker 1: dumb ass and they became the dumb Ass Trio the end.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I was with Rebby? Who was Hebby?

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Speaker 1: Does Abby listen to the pod while you guys are

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Speaker 1: in bed? I don't know what that means. But okay,

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Speaker 1: oh oh, what a shot?

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Speaker 2: Arnold?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, what a shot? Lower the Stallings dunks it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Arnold, lower the volume and then you go up

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Speaker 2: a little bit. See that? Touch my hand? Arnold? All right, good,

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Speaker 2: here we go. We're gonna do it a lot. We

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Speaker 2: oh the one, two, three sore loserss what up?

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Speaker 1: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 1: so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions

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Speaker 2: It's a sizzle master. I'm from the North, I'm in

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Speaker 2: Alpha Male. I live on the west side of Nashville, Tennessee,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So people were asking about downloads and streams. Do

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Speaker 1: honest with you. I have no damn idea. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea, but I assume that if you download it

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Speaker 1: so we had the lay streamed episode. It's download is

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Speaker 2: But tell me this though, when you said that the

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Speaker 2: Bob Menry episode was our least downloaded in two months,

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Speaker 2: I mean was it by a couple here, a couple there,

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's not terrible. It just means people are obsessed

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Speaker 1: It's not about that. I don't think it's because our

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Speaker 1: That's why you have guests, and guests can be interesting,

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Speaker 2: But it's not like it all works together hand in hand.

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Speaker 2: His videos three million views, his Instagram three million followers. Correct,

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Speaker 1: So yes. And then also there is something my dad

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Speaker 1: Yes, but it did. I mean, I understand the dynamic

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Speaker 1: Well, I was talking to Scoopa about it, and they

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Speaker 1: do that on purpose. They do it with TV shows,

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Speaker 1: So it is done on purpose by the electronic company.

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Speaker 2: Right, AI smarter than us. They just do it because

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Speaker 1: But it's also helping you reset where you It's like

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Speaker 2: They're also just trying to get the most burned from you.

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Speaker 2: They don't give a rip that you care about an episode.

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Speaker 2: They just want you listening to their crap, playing crap,

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Speaker 2: You're a mark, that's all you are. Sure it's a

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Speaker 1: So that's some nuts slap in your face it dude.

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Speaker 2: So when you're seeing the two minute replay, you're just

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Speaker 1: Then another thing my dad doesn't understand is that I

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Speaker 1: a wedding, and there is no direct flight to Oklahoma City.

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Speaker 2: But that's why they say that you can't have summer weddings.

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Speaker 1: No, but my dad's going to the wedding. Oh, he's

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Speaker 2: That's just the air flight path.

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Speaker 2: So there's only flight from Austin to Oka See, not

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Speaker 1: Right, there's no direc flight.

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Speaker 2: And also sometimes they have to pick up pilots. That

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Speaker 2: So he'll take a flight to Denver. His workday doesn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, every time. But then he goes hard for three

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Speaker 2: I don't know on the flight attendants. I just know

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been out partying and they got to get

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Speaker 1: for food, They're gonna have a food truck of pizza.

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Speaker 2: That's dope.

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Speaker 1: It's a legit thing. And they say which kind of

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Speaker 1: That was true. Like if you are not paying attention

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Speaker 2: Because I was talking to Abby, my girlfriend. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what I'm doing this weekend. And so

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Speaker 1: I don't know how technology works, sort of like I

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Speaker 2: See that's another reason why I still haven't cut the cable.

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Speaker 1: That's like they all they had was like like you

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Speaker 2: That's what you're seeing a lot of stuff now kind

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Speaker 2: But Exfinity at and T that they're the backbone of

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm gonna pay two billion dollars and once we

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Speaker 2: Is that this season, this season, I'm in because I've

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Speaker 2: Can't wait to watch the Titans for seventeen straight weeks.

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Speaker 2: Unless they're good, I'll watch them every week.

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Speaker 1: Exactly the Bears. I had Sunday NFL ticket through my

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Speaker 2: That was one of my favorite things about childhood. My dad, randomly,

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Speaker 2: Dude, it was so legit. All my friends, how did

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Speaker 1: I hadn't. My dad didn't splurge on anything. Let me

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Speaker 2: That bubble year was just depressing. It's awesome. There's fans,

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Speaker 2: Awesome? Like there's an app. I could pull it up

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Speaker 1: Really the package doesn't work at the airport.

435
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,760
Speaker 2: Why airport phone or internet kind of suck sometimes, so

436
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 2: I noticed when I was waiting for a flight, not

437
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,880
Speaker 2: able to watch the package.

438
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,760
Speaker 1: So if you're at the airport and you try to

439
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:09,240
Speaker 1: pull out your package, it doesn't, like it doesn't you

440
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,000
Speaker 1: can't get it up.

441
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, no it won't. It won't be up right away.

442
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,960
Speaker 2: It takes a second. And then maybe an airport.

443
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,160
Speaker 1: What if you're on the airplane, can you get your package?

444
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,920
Speaker 2: Uh, you can do package on the airplane because they

445
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,680
Speaker 2: have Wi Fi. You pay the seven dollars through Southwest.

446
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,720
Speaker 1: And wherever so you go on vacation, you can watch

447
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,320
Speaker 1: your package works anywhere.

448
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,720
Speaker 2: Package works in the US, US territories and in the Caribbean.

449
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,680
Speaker 2: What if you're like, can you okay, all right, because

450
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,960
Speaker 2: we're going the Dominican Republic and I'm gonna have my

451
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,440
Speaker 2: package up and out the entire week. But we're really Yeah,

452
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,119
Speaker 2: we're sitting there watching the ocean. I'm watching my package.

453
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,520
Speaker 1: Is Bay watching your package? Also?

454
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Speaker 2: She if she has a hitter once in a blue moon,

455
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 2: she'll watch my package. But it's not the way it

456
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,480
Speaker 2: used to be. She used to watch the package a

457
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 2: lot more.

458
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,480
Speaker 1: She should probably watch it once more than once in

459
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Speaker 1: a blue moon, because your package is gonna get lonely.

460
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Speaker 2: I'm telling you it's I love the package. But yeah,

461
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 2: in the Dominican if I'm just sitting there instead of

462
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,880
Speaker 2: just and I got hitters that need to get hits,

463
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,159
Speaker 2: and maybe we plays a baseball bet, that's when the

464
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 2: package comes in so clutch. Yeah.

465
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Speaker 1: I used to have the MLB package with my cousin Andrew.

466
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,480
Speaker 1: I'd watch his, and now I don't, and so I

467
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,439
Speaker 1: don't know. I watched a couple of games on MLB

468
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: TV or whatever the heck and they have random games on.

469
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 1: But I really need to get the package. You make

470
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 1: the package sound like it's amazing.

471
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 2: It's only thirty dollars a month, and you know what,

472
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 2: I only did it for one month, so I'm pretty

473
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 2: sure now they just auto bill me. So I'm gonna

474
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 2: have to look into that. But it's well worth it,

475
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 2: especially if you're doing Beat the Streak.

476
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,439
Speaker 1: Where I don't do Beat the No, I know I

477
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 1: am never gonna do Beat the Streak because it's never

478
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 1: going to happen. I have never even got to ten,

479
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,120
Speaker 1: and I can't handle it. It is so frustrating.

480
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,439
Speaker 2: Justin's at ten right now, and I know somebody posted

481
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 2: on our Facebook page that they're at twenty one. I

482
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 2: hope they're still there.

483
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 1: That is still forty five away, right.

484
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 2: But posting about it and bragging is the kiss of death.

485
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 2: Would beat the streak. I swear every time I bragged

486
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 2: to somebody, Oh I'm at twenty. Next day, I'm at zero.

487
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, you can't.

488
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how you guys get over ten.

489
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 2: Well, ten to fifteen is the safe zone.

490
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 1: No, No, I've never got over ten. I've never got

491
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: to ten. I've never got to one zero.

492
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,679
Speaker 2: You can do it. I mean, are you picking leadoff hitters?

493
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Speaker 1: Are you going I try to pick people in the

494
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: top four of the lineup. You want to know why,

495
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 1: Because they're gonna get more at back period. That's it. Yes,

496
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Speaker 1: And I don't pick the number nine hitter who's only

497
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 1: gonna get three at.

498
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 2: Bats and noting it visitors will also be guaranteed in

499
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 2: a bat in the ninth home team is.

500
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Speaker 1: Never thought about that, Never thought about that.

501
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 2: And then dude, I get stupid with it. I sometimes

502
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,640
Speaker 2: like lefties because they have a shorter path to get

503
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 2: to first, so that means you can get a hit,

504
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 2: an infield hit. And I go quick guys, because you

505
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: can get infield hits like crazy. Now guys are pimping

506
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 2: ground balls. You can get infield hits more than anything else.

507
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 1: He said. The one step, the one step from the

508
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: fright handers batter's box to the left handers. So I

509
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: go left handers because they have a shorter path. That's

510
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 1: really fine. And guy went ohver four the day before.

511
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 1: I'm picking him every day of the week. Because you

512
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: don't think they're going over eight, right, they ain't.

513
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 2: Go A majority of baseball players will not go for eight.

514
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 2: If they do, it's a slump and that's when you're

515
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 2: about to go down to the miners.

516
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: We'll watch this shot.

517
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 2: Oh did you see your boy Whomenyah? They took a

518
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 2: picture of him and uh imbape. No, he's ten feet

519
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,199
Speaker 2: taller than in Bope.

520
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: That's incredible. And I'm gonna tell you another reason why

521
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 1: I think the NBA lottery is rigged. Right after this,

522
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 1: someone sent this to me. Did you know that the

523
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: team that Wimbnia plays for in France, Tony Parker is

524
00:23:58,760 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 1: part owner?

525
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 2: But you can find that crap anywhere because didn't wim

526
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 2: and I are randomly wear a Tony Parker jersey.

527
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,719
Speaker 1: No, No, he was a kid, not randomly. Tony Parker

528
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,719
Speaker 1: was the biggest thing in France. He was the biggest

529
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: basketball player in the history of France, right, so, and

530
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 1: so every little kid wanted to be Tony Parker. He

531
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: was the French player in the NBA, and then Boris

532
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 1: dil and but Tony Parker was a star.

533
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:25,919
Speaker 2: He was it.

534
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: He was the creme de la creme. So every kid

535
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: in France had the Tony Parker jersey. They were all

536
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: about Tony, Tony, Tony but I don't. I mean, someone

537
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: then sent me something that they do. They do this

538
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 1: stuff behind closed doors and there's representatives from every team

539
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: that get to see it in that room, but they're

540
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 1: not allowed to leave that room until the draft is

541
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: announced on TV.

542
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,479
Speaker 2: I don't see that. That's the thing. I don't believe

543
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 2: in that conspiracy theory. They do it all legit, But

544
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 2: there are the conspiracy theories that have been proven true

545
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 2: where refs kind of call fouls for certain superst When

546
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 2: Donnaghie came out and he said, yeah, we would, we would,

547
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: we would treat a star player differently than we treated

548
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 2: a different player.

549
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: Well, duh, A role player doesn't get as much leeway

550
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: as a superstar.

551
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 2: Right, So that is kind of a conspiracy theory that

552
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 2: the game isn't called equal for everybody, and our country

553
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 2: is all about equality and I but what I'm saying

554
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 2: is that that stuff does happen, But the lottery ball,

555
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 2: that's all luck. There's no Tim Duncan that was drawn

556
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 2: because I'm Spurs needed somebody or whatever.

557
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 1: I also look at it as when a superstar gets

558
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: four fouls, all of a sudden, there's no more fouls

559
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: called on the I mean, he gets four fouls in

560
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: the second quarter. Guess what they don't. They're not gonna

561
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,399
Speaker 1: call a foul on him because they don't want to

562
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: foul the superstar out. You did not pay to come

563
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 1: see Tory Craig off the bench. And also, think about it,

564
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: you didn't come to see Christian Brown braun off the bench.

565
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 2: Doesn't the ref aren't they kind of fans of the game,

566
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 2: don't they kind of want to see Lebron?

567
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: That is such a great see.

568
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 2: That is what I don't understand, dude, I would if

569
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to watch Austin Reeves. I want Lebron

570
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: and ad out there.

571
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 1: I don't understand, Like, because growing up as a ref,

572
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 1: like you don't you have to grow up liking sports

573
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: to become a reef, correct, correct? You have to have

574
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: you have to have a team that you're a fan of.

575
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: So to tell me that you just turn that off

576
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: like that, I can't believe it. All of a sudden,

577
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: you begin into ref school and you're like, you know what,

578
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: I don't like the Sacramento Kings anymore. I'm not biased

579
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 1: towards them at all. Oh you know what, I'm a

580
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: Minnesota Timberwolves fan. But now that I'm a ref, I

581
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: don't like the Timberwolves anymore and I'm not going to

582
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: give them any favoritism. Do we actually believe that can happen?

583
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: No. Also, of the job of a ref, pretty badass job, right.

584
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,199
Speaker 2: You get to go to different cities, you get to

585
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 2: go in every arena when it's full, You get to

586
00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 2: witness all these amazing athletes. Being a ref probably making

587
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 2: six figures easily.

588
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: Oh easily. Let me see. Let's see. Le'm a Google dude.

589
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: Why are no teachers or parents telling their kids to

590
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 2: be an umpire or a ref or a what's a

591
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 2: soccer judge? What are they called in soccer?

592
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: Reef? Oh okay, NBA referee salary? No.

593
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 2: Donneghey said he was buying luxury items, but he was

594
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 2: also getting paid because he's making that too.

595
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: No, no way, so as.

596
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: They make a million right in euros No.

597
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: September fifth, teen, twenty twenty two. Entry level referees begins

598
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: at six hundred dollars per game. There's no way that's right. Well,

599
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: roughly two hundred and fifty thousand dollars per year. And

600
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: if you're a season ref, you get thirty five hundred

601
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: a game.

602
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 2: What, okay, So that's it's one.

603
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: Hundred and fifty thousand to five hundred and fifty thousand

604
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: a year.

605
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 2: That's amazing. But folks, folks, you can do it. Because

606
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: we had a ref dude from my small town. He's

607
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: in the majors now, Adam Hamry. He used to ref

608
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: my games. Ref's major League Baseball now umpires, yes, And

609
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: back then the guys would kind of be lazy. The

610
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 2: refs wouldn't wear all this stuff. Dude, this guy refed

611
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 2: our games decked out in all the gear, and he

612
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 2: told us, I'm gonna be a Major League ump someday.

613
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: It takes some time, but I'll be it. He's in

614
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 2: the majors now. He calls World Series games.

615
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: Here's the problem with being an UMP, a ref, an official,

616
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 1: aligned judge, whatever they're called. An ever sport. You're the

617
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: most hated person in the stadium, every stadium you walk into,

618
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: you're the most hated person. Half the people hate you,

619
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 1: half the people like you. But are you seeing that

620
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: right now? What are they talking about on TV? They

621
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: don't talk about the refs really anymore. If they make

622
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: a bad call, they do.

623
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 2: But they can review the crap now, but.

624
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: Even after the game, they you are the most hated

625
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: person by half the fan base.

626
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 2: But I get that. But also at the younger levels,

627
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 2: you're not getting paid at all, and people are yelling

628
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 2: at you and their parents and they're annoying and they

629
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: have disgruntled jobs.

630
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean just this week, where was it? It

631
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 1: was in Alabama? Here, let me pull up the story

632
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: got sodomized right now. He didn't get sodomized, he got attacked.

633
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: I mean he got the crap beat out of him.

634
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: Where is it at?

635
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

636
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: Please investigating video showing Tusco Loos, a youth baseball coach,

637
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: brawl with umpire during the tournament, Like, what in the

638
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: hell are you doing? Eleven years old? And the freaking

639
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: coach starts fighting the umpire.

640
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 2: But I'm guessing that the umpire also gives a little

641
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: bit of attitude and had if you just mind your

642
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 2: p's and q's as an ump act, like you can't

643
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: even hear anything that anybody says they're not gonna fight you.

644
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 2: They love for you to chirp back at him. I'm

645
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 2: just telling you, if you don't chirp back as a

646
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 2: ref umpire. They ain't gonna do nothing to you.

647
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: The DC Patriots baseball team, they were in the eleven

648
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: year old tournament on Mother's Day when the coach fought

649
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: the umpire. I just do not understand. And eleven years old.

650
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: It is not worth fighting the umpire. It's never worth

651
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: fighting the umpire. The umpire has the hardest job in

652
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: the world. Then I know we have there's a guy

653
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: that you know, he refs MLS.

654
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Speaker 2: I used to.

655
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: Play soccer against him in my men's league co ed

656
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: league at Zilker Park in Austin. Fascinating and then he

657
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: would ref gain like he'd play, and he'd also ref

658
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: And then next thing I know, I turn on the

659
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: TV and he's reffing MLS games. Incredible, right, And.

660
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: So he took the playing soccer to the highest level

661
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 2: that he possibly could, whereas you just kept playing soccer

662
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 2: at this mediocre level. But he decided to become a

663
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 2: ref like he right, he knew that it was the

664
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Speaker 2: end of the road and said, I must now go

665
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 2: into reffing where I can.

666
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: I know we have a couple refs that listen to

667
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: our podcast, or at least their spouses because one hit

668
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: us up and said her husband was refing the World

669
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: Cup like he was at the World Cup. I would

670
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: love to interview him. I would love to get them

671
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: on the pod.

672
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 2: Get ready for it to not be downloaded.

673
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,959
Speaker 1: That's okay, but it has to be so interesting the

674
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: journey it takes to become a professional referee interviews.

675
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but you don't download them.

676
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: They downloaded it just we got no, dude.

677
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 2: You shouldn't even have told me that Bob Menery wasn't downloaded,

678
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 2: because that totally throws me in a tailspin of what

679
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 2: do they like? They don't know what they like. No, No,

680
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: they love trying to pick you know what they really do?

681
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 2: They they wanted to pick a third more than they

682
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 2: wanted to pick a third kid. Hey, you guys should

683
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: have Morgan number two. Hey you should have Steve. Hey?

684
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: Have you guys ever considered Kevin? Hey? What about brother Pitts? Hey?

685
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,239
Speaker 2: I bet Amy would be a good third. Have you

686
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 2: guys ever considered him?

687
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: We call this three things with Amy Brown.

688
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: Eddie call in as a third. I mean, they all

689
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: wanted to pick a third more than they wanted to

690
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 2: pick their kid's damn name as the third child. But

691
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 2: they don't download episodes that we think they're gonna download.

692
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 2: We don't know what they like. You know what they

693
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: really like kinky sex, And I'll hang up and listen.

694
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: I think we should take a break and have some

695
00:31:52,920 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 1: of that. Now what I saw, this is the weirdest thing.

696
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: Can I get the crime music?

697
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 2: Yep? Got it?

698
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: I want to know what the hell is wrong with women?

699
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: Can you explain to me? I read the news story

700
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: that the Idaho murder suspect, Brian whatever the hell his

701
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: name is, Culberger is receiving dozens and dozens of love

702
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: letters from women across America.

703
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 2: Because he's decently good looking and they love women love

704
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 2: the murder shows, and so in a way they're kind

705
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 2: of attracted, not necessarily the act, but the actor. They

706
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 2: like that it takes it takes insane amount of not

707
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: confidence when you commit a crime. It takes somewhat some

708
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: kind of confidence, and maybe that's what they like, regardless

709
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 2: if it's murder, if it's robbery, if it's.

710
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I understand. If you want to write to a

711
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: row someone that robs a bank, you see him on TV,

712
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, maybe that person's not that bad. I understand,

713
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: if you want to, you know, write to someone in

714
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: jail that maybe carjacked someone or you know, embezzled millions

715
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: of dollars from someone, and you see them on TV

716
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: and you think, oh, you know what, that dude's a hotty,

717
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna write him a letter in jail. This dude

718
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: went into a house with a knife and sliced up

719
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: four freaking people.

720
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 2: But it also tells you how lonely not just women.

721
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 2: I bet he's getting letters from men too, how lonely

722
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 2: some people are. When they think this person has nobody,

723
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 2: maybe at their lowest point, they'll pick me. Think about that.

724
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: That's sad, But what's the end game. The dude's gonna

725
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: be in prison for the rest of his life.

726
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 2: Or to get a letter back. It just turns them.

727
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 2: They get off to that. Not that they want the murder.

728
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: They just want a letter from somebody that reaches out

729
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: to them and says you're worth thirty four cents and

730
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 2: a postage stamp.

731
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: And that gives them confidence to go out throughout their

732
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: daily life. Is because they got a damn letter with

733
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 1: thirty five cents in it, Oh, please mail me back.

734
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: But they probably send the selfish addressed stamped envelope to

735
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: that dude, say, hey, write me back please? I mean,

736
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 1: what else does he have to do?

737
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. I hate to get off track

738
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: with what I think this, but let me just say this. People,

739
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: some people have so much damn time on their hands.

740
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: Do you and me have time to write a damn

741
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 2: letter to anybody?

742
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? We do, realistically we do.

743
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 2: But would you do you watch?

744
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: Do you watch TV at night?

745
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 2: Not really?

746
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: But would you take an app?

747
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 2: But would you rather spend time with your family? There?

748
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: I would rather look at paint dry on the wall

749
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: than write a letter to a quadruple murder suspect in prison?

750
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 2: Not necessarily him. But what about writing a letter takes

751
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 2: about twenty minutes?

752
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

753
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 2: Would you rather spend time with your kids or write

754
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 2: a letter? Oh?

755
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: I'd rather spend time with my kid.

756
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So these people that are writing,

757
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 2: would you rather chip or would you rather write a letter?

758
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: I'd rather chip? Okay, Actually I may go chip today.

759
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 2: It's the only thing that'll make me feel good. So

760
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is.

761
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: Are you are you still not feeling good.

762
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 2: About seventy five yesterday?

763
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: God? I don't mind you, dude, I think you're somebody broken.

764
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: No, somebody broke into my house last night with a sledgehammer.

765
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,439
Speaker 1: Again, two knights in a row beat the shit over

766
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: be at the head. I mean, because three days ago

767
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: it was you're so cold, you have the chills, your

768
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: body aches. The next day you have a pounding headache.

769
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, today is oh, my head still hurts

770
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,959
Speaker 1: like someone feels like. I mean, you have something, dude.

771
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 2: Baser was making chicken and there was a spatue law

772
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 2: on the counter and I said, is did you beat

773
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 2: the shit out of me last night with this? Because

774
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 2: that's what my head feels like. But know what I'm

775
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 2: saying is those people, their lives are so small they

776
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: have twenty minutes to write that letter. We don't understand

777
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 2: it because really we don't have twenty minutes. If we

778
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 2: do have twenty minutes, we're watching.

779
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: Something, And why not write a letter to the old

780
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: lady or old man at the nursing home to make

781
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 1: them feel good better because they are the lonely ones.

782
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: Why he at the nursing home doesn't give you that

783
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 2: kind of skin, hair on skin.

784
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,919
Speaker 1: He gets these letters a couple times a week. They're

785
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: usually handwritten with hearts and stars in colored envelopes. Everyone

786
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: in the jail talks about how weird it is. What women?

787
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 2: What tell me?

788
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: Why the hell you are writing to this guy? And

789
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: if you are writing to these killers in prison? You

790
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 1: can no longer download the podcast you are banned.

791
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 2: Well, they haven't been downloading it a lot anyway, especially

792
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 2: if there's an interviewer on.

793
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: I just cannot. It just blows my mind that people

794
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: do like what Like I see the married to people

795
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: in jail, Like people get married to criminals in jail.

796
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 2: Because they turn their lives around.

797
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: There no aspect people that have life in prison and

798
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: they get married women.

799
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 2: Why that? Women like to think they can change a dude.

800
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: But they're in prison for life. You're never gonna get

801
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: to have them come out, right, So why do you

802
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,479
Speaker 1: marry them?

803
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,479
Speaker 2: Who knows? Who knows? Maybe?

804
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: I mean you know he's well, you don't even know

805
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: if he's gonna cheat on you because you can't see

806
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 1: what he's doing inside that prison.

807
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 2: So say he never comes out, But what if they're

808
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 2: able to just talk to him or he says, I

809
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: turned my life around, and they feel like they changed

810
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 2: him in some way. Women like to change a dude.

811
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 2: Am I getting changed? Right?

812
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. They think, oh, that's that dude,

813
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change him, right, And nine times out of ten,

814
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: guess what happens that dude doesn't change?

815
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 2: Or what is something your wife's changed about you? My

816
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 2: wife picking stuff up? Or no, she has changed me

817
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 2: into I hmm like me. For example, Baser used to

818
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 2: always hate making the bed.

819
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: I don't make the bed. We don't make the okay.

820
00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 2: Next, Oh, spitting, dude, I used to spit all that.

821
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 2: I don't know what my deal is, but I'll spit

822
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 2: in a trash can, spitting a sink.

823
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,959
Speaker 1: I just like she hates when I spit in the sink.

824
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: Hates it.

825
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 2: Your wife? Oh yeah, okay, mine too.

826
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: I There'll be a dish sitting in there with like water,

827
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 1: like soaking, and I'll just spit in the water and

828
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: then my my spit my loogie is just floating on

829
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: that water, and she'll like, who's spitting the sink? And

830
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: now that I have kids, I can be like, but

831
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: I must have been one of the kids. It was

832
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 1: baby box two.

833
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 2: Dude, it must be nice because I haven't spit in years. Dude,

834
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 2: it sucks. I used to love spitting, so she changed

835
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 2: you from spitting. Yeah, so that's that letter to a

836
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 2: guy in prison and murdered somebody in a way.

837
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: Then I read that Kim Kardashian is looking at houses

838
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: in Tom Brady's neighborhood and they have become friendly.

839
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 2: So that's that chick. That chick is just it's a

840
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: it's a woman, a woman. Womanizer is a guy? Is

841
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 2: it a maniser? The opposite? I mean, a womanizer is

842
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 2: a guy that is just all about the women and

843
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 2: just always is in women.

844
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: She's a manneiser, dude, But you are if Tom Brady

845
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: is gonna be banging Kim K? I I mean I can't,

846
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: but how many dudes have dated Kim K? I'm out stop?

847
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: Kim K doesn't really keep him around Kim K? Does

848
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: Kim Does Kim K do it for you?

849
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 2: No? But also what maybe it's just annoying those cameras

850
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: all the damn time. Maybe if you're a dude, I

851
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 2: thought the show was all right, but being a part

852
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 2: of it this sucks. Get those damn cameras out of

853
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 2: my house.

854
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: That might be annoying unless you're getting paid millions get

855
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: those cameras out of my house. But to say that

856
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: Kim K doesn't do it for you, that's crazy to me.

857
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 2: No, she does.

858
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: But I mean, but if Tom Brady is banging Kim K,

859
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: like what is going on? That is such that that

860
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: might be the weirdest couple. I mean, I thought Pete

861
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: Davidson and Kim K was weird. But if Tom Brady

862
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: and Kim K move in next to each other and

863
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 1: they are bang buddies because the kids are asleep, Oh,

864
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: come on over, we'll bang, that is just out of

865
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: this world mind blowing.

866
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 2: How does that happen? Her people look and see where

867
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 2: Tom lives. They did crazy research to figure that out,

868
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 2: because I don't know where Tom lives.

869
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 1: Well, I think Tom, Yeah, we all know where Tom

870
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: knows where Tom is. Antonio Brown was thaying in his house.

871
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 1: We know where he lives. They show it on the internet.

872
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 2: That's the place in Tampa.

873
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: I think unless he got a place in la I

874
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: don't know.

875
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 2: They're rich. They probably have a couple of things.

876
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: Does it say, Hey, I know.

877
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 2: He used to live in Tampa in the Buccaneer area.

878
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 1: I know that they have more than one house I'll

879
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 1: guarantee you that. But the fact that kim Ca and

880
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,720
Speaker 1: him are becoming friendly when they put friendly in quotes.

881
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 2: It's a proximity thing. If you live next to somebody,

882
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 2: you're most likely going to bang him, if you're similar

883
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 2: in age, you're both single.

884
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: It's sort of like if you live in an apartment

885
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: complex and you're single and the girl down the hall

886
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: is single, and or she lives right next door and

887
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: you see each other all the time, Odds are at

888
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: some point you're gonna have a drink together, or two

889
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 1: drinks and you're gonna smooch. Yes, gonna.

890
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 2: And also, when I moved to Michigan for the first time,

891
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 2: right next door to us older family, two really weird dudes.

892
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: Dad was nice, Mom sometimes little Kookie. I think she

893
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 2: was a conspiracy theorist. I think she thought the earth

894
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 2: was flat okay, And the kids didn't go outside. Their

895
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 2: skin was white as snow. They hated sports, completely opposite

896
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: of my family. Well, guess what a month before we

897
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: moved into our house, they moved into that house and

898
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 2: before them, a hatty h and I met her in

899
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: high school and she goes, you know, I used to

900
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 2: live right next to where your sis, and I'm like, proximity,

901
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 2: we would have for sure dated. What the hecking's wrong

902
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 2: with the universe. A hatty moved out of my neighborhood

903
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 2: a month before I moved into my neighborhood. And now

904
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 2: I got these two kids that don't talk sports, and

905
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 2: one of them, I think talks to aliens.

906
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like Molly and Rob. They lived four houses

907
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: down from each other, and they weren't in the same

908
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: social circles. But Molly her house was or her bedroom

909
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: was downstairs, and you could come in the back door

910
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: on the ground floor and be right in her bedroom.

911
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: And so Rob would walk up four houses to her

912
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: house and they would just fool around for like three

913
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: years till we were sophomores in high school. Not smart

914
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: than the parents, and nobody knew because that was their

915
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: little thing because they live right next to each other

916
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: for you know, since they were kids. And then once

917
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: they got into you know, the age of hey, I

918
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: want to see you naked, Hey, come on up, walk up,

919
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: and nobody knew. They wouldn't talk at school. They'd go home.

920
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: He'd walk up the hill four houses, go in Molly's

921
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: room by a being about a boom. So what you're

922
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: telling me is that's what dreams are made of. Yes,

923
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: I mean, just a straight up, great little uh setup.

924
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 1: There's so many of those out there. So you're telling

925
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: me it's proximity. So you're telling me baby Box or

926
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: baby Box two is gonna end up with the girl

927
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: across the street.

928
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. If there's similar kids and strollers

929
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, I mean they are gonna be friends.

930
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 2: It works with friends because.

931
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: They're two years old. The girl cross the streets two or

932
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: I think maybe it's three now. But my middle son

933
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: is three and we live across the street. And now

934
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: when she sees this outside, she yells, hey, neighbors. So

935
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: you're telling me that eventually baby Box two and her

936
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: are gonna dude.

937
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 2: Proximity is a crazy thing. It worked with dudes too,

938
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 2: So that's how you be in high school. How are

939
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 2: you guys such great friends? Oh, we're neighbors. Oh it

940
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: makes sense. Awesome. I'm glad my dad picked a house

941
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 2: on a lake that nobody really lives next to us. Cool.

942
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: I'm glad you guys are really good friends. It's proximity.

943
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: You're right, that's how dumb people are We just go

944
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 2: by what's next to us.

945
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: Because Forrest and Forrest lived five houses down from me,

946
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: Justin lived five different Justin, don't worry not just not

947
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: him lived five houses the other way down from me.

948
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: Aaron when he moved in, lived about eight houses down,

949
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: nine houses down. If I would have lived on the

950
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: other side of the neighborhood, they wouldn't have been my circle. Yeah,

951
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: I would have been with Stephen and Clay because they

952
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 1: lived four houses down from each other and they were

953
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: best friends.

954
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 2: They're all still kind of in the same area. But

955
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 2: but you don't You don't see that side of the neighborhood.

956
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 2: There you go different bus stops. This was a bus

957
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 2: stop connection. It's who were by. Kenny and Scott lived

958
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: a little bit farther down from Forrest. They were a

959
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 2: little bit in our circle, but not all the way

960
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 2: in our circle. Wild but also kids that are blessed

961
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: you are if you're a kid and you're in a neighborhood,

962
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: because that's how you meet all your people, create the

963
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 2: strongest friendships. If you're live out in a house, I

964
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 2: get sometimes if you're rich, But if you live out

965
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 2: in a house.

966
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: Even if you're rich. It's terrible.

967
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: It's terrible. Nobody wants to live out all by them.

968
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: You have neighbors.

969
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 2: One of the kids in my high school, dude, he

970
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 2: had a five story mansion. It was all by himself.

971
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 2: He literally had no friends at the school. And everybody's like,

972
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 2: is that your house we see driving into town. Oh yeah, yeah,

973
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 2: But nobody wanted to talk to him because nobody, even

974
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 2: though they could go over to his house and he

975
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 2: lived in a mansion, you couldn't ride your bike there,

976
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 2: and you couldn't ride your bike there. Nobody really got

977
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 2: to know him because of proximity. So he just went

978
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: home to his mansion every day, never had any friends.

979
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,959
Speaker 1: Proximity is key. So when you're looking for your houses, guys,

980
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: like when you're gonna buy a house, make sure you're

981
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: next to someone, especially if you're gonna have kids, because

982
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: it's like child abuse to just have them out there

983
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 1: where no one can You can't meet anybody. Brutal, it's awful.

984
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break and then you know what

985
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: we need to do. We didn't do it on Wednesday.

986
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: Where are you headed with the trucker? So we may

987
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: be a couple of days late. They may not be

988
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: headed to these exact locations, but we're gonna do it

989
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: right after this. I don't even know if people like

990
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: this segment. Do people like where they headed?

991
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 2: If they keep doing it every week? I think they

992
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 2: kind of. But if be Hands doesn't send it out,

993
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: nobody does it. Sometimes they just jack with it and

994
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 2: don't even really give us a real answer.

995
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: You pull it up for me, I will Ray, come on,

996
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: Drew from Oregon Lunch. Can we get a sixty second

997
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: Survivor on Friday's pod? A segment where you spend one

998
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: minute talking about the week's episode of Survivor Drew and Oregon.

999
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: I would love to do that. I would love to

1000
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 1: tell you all about Survivor this week, but I'm worried

1001
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: that some people don't watch it on time. Some people

1002
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: wait for the weekend to watch it, and so I

1003
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: don't want to give out any spoilers. I will just

1004
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: say this has been a fantastic season, Drew. And if

1005
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: you I don't know who you want to win, but

1006
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: I don't know who I want to win. That's how

1007
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: many good players there have been this season that there's

1008
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: not just one that I'm like Ooh, that's who I

1009
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,919
Speaker 1: want to win. I don't want that person to win.

1010
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: There are so many good players. It was a great episode.

1011
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: Edgier seat drama the whole time going oh my gosh,

1012
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 1: pulling my hair out, like really is this really gonna happen?

1013
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1014
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 2: We're onto the next sec. Drew.

1015
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: That was your sixty second Survivor recap.

1016
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 2: Brian Frownfeller. He's heading to Napoleon, North Dakota hauling cattle.

1017
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 2: Most expensive ticket two hundred and fifty dollars overweight on

1018
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 2: a set of axles.

1019
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I got one, Coachers, it's Eric the trucker in Indiana.

1020
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: Would you give my new podcast unqualified but fates will

1021
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: a shout out? No, it's not a sports podcast, so

1022
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm definitely not the competition either way. Thank you for

1023
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: your time and continue killing it on the pod. I'll

1024
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: quit listening because I gotta go record my pod. I'll

1025
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: hang up and listen. Thanks.

1026
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:46,439
Speaker 2: Eric. Sergio Rajero heading to Tampa hauling concrete pipe never

1027
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 2: had a ticket. And then also Andrew Mayo headed all

1028
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 2: over the North Houston area hauling everything from bush Lattes

1029
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 2: to Corona, driving two years no tickets. God bless.

1030
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: Yo lunch and Sizzle. I got a few four locos

1031
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: in my system right now, and I was hoping I

1032
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: could get a birthday shout out. I had a birthday

1033
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: last year this year, and my goal is to have

1034
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: another one around this time next year. Keep up the

1035
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 1: good lord's work with the pod and f Eddie for leaving.

1036
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: Just kidding, I liked him. Divorce happens, and it's tough

1037
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: to pick which favorite parent. You guys are my favorite.

1038
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm on my third Loco. I don't know why. Sincerely,

1039
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: Crosby aka Cat Dick.

1040
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 2: What no, Kolby White loading a steel coil down in

1041
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 2: Arkansas and taking it to Detroit? Careful? Uh?

1042
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: Oh, get your vest on, go to a Tigers game.

1043
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: You'll easily get to me.

1044
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 1: Where's Detroit?

1045
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 2: It's at the same bed area. Okay, careful in Detroit?

1046
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 2: Oh you got any more? No?

1047
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: That's all I got? But I mean, uh, David Allen.

1048
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 2: My most expensive ticket was actually two tickets wrapped up

1049
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 2: into one. I was working a turnaround in Belchast, Louisiana

1050
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 2: Phillip sixty six refinery, guys, too many details and got

1051
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 2: caught speeding and was on my cell phone in a school zone. Coach,

1052
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 2: you could have killed kids. That's not funny.

1053
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, a school zone, that's the sacred spot.

1054
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 2: It was a three thousand dollars ticket.

1055
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean you're speeding that there's kids there.

1056
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,720
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why I don't go in school zones.

1057
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 2: Liz Hayer, Oh, I'm hauling my kids around. That's not

1058
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 2: a load. That's human beings. It's not piper crowbars. Cindy

1059
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 2: headed Austin from Midland hauling myself and snacks. Guys, that's

1060
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: not a load of anything you're hauling. Jason Williams still

1061
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 2: hauling fertilizer to those farmers locally here. Got an overweight

1062
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 2: ticket a few years ago hauling cattle. The ticket came

1063
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: out to a little over two thousand.

1064
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:59,959
Speaker 1: Okay, so what does that mean? They're over the weight limit.

1065
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: I don't understand how that happens because I see those

1066
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: way stations and I didn't really think they actually did

1067
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 1: anything at those way stations. You know what I'm talking about.

1068
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 1: On the side of the highway says waystation, all trucks

1069
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 1: must exit. I'm like, they're always closed, they're never open.

1070
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 2: Never imagine if we dicked with them, and I pull

1071
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 2: over with my trailblazer to get weighed. I'm like, hey, guys,

1072
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 2: just want.

1073
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: To make sure. Hey, I got you said all trucks.

1074
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: I got a truck, right, I'm drying the Toyota Tundra.

1075
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I don't know what I

1076
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: have to be weighed for. I guess there is some

1077
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 1: new law.

1078
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 2: Obviously there's a certain limit. People try to get away

1079
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 2: with it, and they know which places they can. You

1080
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 2: don't want heavy stuff on the roads. That's what deteriorates them.

1081
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 2: So say you're at two thousand, you're over by a

1082
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,359
Speaker 2: couple hundred. You try and just so.

1083
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: There's a weight limit for the road.

1084
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't just carry the heaviest shit in the

1085
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 2: world on all over America's roadways.

1086
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: I have never seen a sign that says, this road

1087
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,240
Speaker 1: you can only have five hundred pounds.

1088
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 2: It's just known. A lot of bridges say.

1089
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: No, no, no way, yess. The bridge says if you're

1090
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: a and height you can't go under it. Now I

1091
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: get that, because you'll hit the damn bridge, right, But

1092
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: the weight I have never been driving down I thirty

1093
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: five and it said maximum ten thousand pounds, dude.

1094
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 2: One time, my dad, in his pickup truck had to

1095
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 2: go pick up a part for a lumber mill, and

1096
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 2: that was maybe two thousand pounds. It was lifting up

1097
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 2: the front of his truck and then but my dad

1098
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 2: was worried. He goes, so he set the kids on

1099
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 2: the hood, so then it balances it out. Dad goes, well,

1100
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need to make sure that we're not too

1101
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 2: heavy for the road. And we're like, Dad, what about

1102
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 2: the tires lifting up in the front. That's a bigger situation.

1103
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 2: So we went to the Rockies game with this part,

1104
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 2: and my dad was worried that somebody was gonna steal

1105
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 2: it out of the truck, and we go, Dad, nobody's

1106
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 2: gonna steal it. It weighs two thousand pounds.

1107
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how are they gonna get that out

1108
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: of there? You can leave that unattended, no problem.

1109
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why I worry about traffic and getting in trouble.

1110
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 2: And I mean it.

1111
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: Speaking of stealing sometuff, my roommate in college. When he

1112
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: was in high school, he delivered furniture for a furniture

1113
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: store and he had two recliners on the back of

1114
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: the truck right, and he's driving, driving, driving, and they

1115
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: both flew out where they brand new, brand new, brand new,

1116
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: brutal beat. So he had to take the next exit

1117
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: turn around, and he sees them, you know, he can

1118
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: see him on the other side of the road, and

1119
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: because he has to go back and hit the next deck,

1120
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: it come back.

1121
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 2: Around because he was on a highway.

1122
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,399
Speaker 1: Yes, by the time he got back to him, they're going.

1123
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 2: Of course they're brand new. Someone I'm gonna get.

1124
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: That someone pulled over and got two brand new recliners.

1125
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: And the time it took him to go boom boom

1126
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: boo boo boo. Make that little loop.

1127
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 2: Set, Cynthia, I think there's two brand new recliners. I'm

1128
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 2: gonna pull over. Damn it, Jone. It's a highway. I

1129
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 2: don't give a shit. This is free.

1130
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: Hey, Brenda, stand out there and driving, ply help me

1131
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: lift it. Well, I don't have my good shoes. Get

1132
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 1: out of here, demmit, here comes the truck.

1133
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 2: Go go go. We're gonna be sitting in these by

1134
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 2: the night overlooking the river. It's awesome. Come on, help

1135
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 2: me out.

1136
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: That's like when I worked at Sam's. These people came in,

1137
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: they were putting two mattresses on.

1138
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 2: Top of their car, and that always goes well.

1139
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: They said, oh, you know, are you guys? We're not

1140
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 1: allowed to tie things. You're not supposed to tie things

1141
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: because you don't want to beat the legal responsibility.

1142
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 2: Oh so it's up to the customer.

1143
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: You give them the twine and you give them the

1144
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: scissors and say have at it. And they're like, oh,

1145
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: did any guys know how to tie it? And Corey

1146
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: it's like, dude, I was a boy scout. I tie

1147
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: the best notch you've ever seen. Sweet Corey. Corey gets

1148
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: up there, spends thirty minutes tying those mattresses. Oh, you

1149
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: guys should be great. Those are the boy scouts. Those

1150
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: are the knots of a boy scout. Cool. Good job,

1151
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: Corey goes, puts the twine back, puts the scissors back.

1152
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 1: Twenty three minutes later they come back. Our mattresses flew

1153
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 1: off on the highway.

1154
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 2: Good job, Corey.

1155
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,399
Speaker 1: Hey Corey, whatever those boy scout notos man.

1156
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1157
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: Then he got in trouble because he was supposed to

1158
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: tie it. Wow, hilarious.

1159
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 2: He just felt like being cocky. That's above and beyond

1160
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 2: you don't see that from employees nowadays.

1161
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, he was probably seventeen eighteen, want of

1162
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: a tip. God, yeah, thinking they're gonna give me a

1163
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: twenty or twenty forty, you know, for tying it down.

1164
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: They didn't give him a twenty and they didn't ask

1165
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: for it back, but they didn't get new mattresses. So

1166
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: all right, PGA Championship this weekend, enjoy it. I'm not

1167
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: gonna get to watch much of it. I'm gonna be

1168
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: with my family. We're all staying in one big Airbnb,

1169
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be me, my wife, my three kids,

1170
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: my sister her three kids, my brother, his wife, his kid,

1171
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: and my mom and dad all in one house.

1172
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 2: We'll look forward to stories on Monday. It's gonna be

1173
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 2: pure chaos. It's gonna be awesome. I'm gonna just recover.

1174
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,399
Speaker 2: I've been at seventy then to eighty. I need you've

1175
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 2: had someone broke in your house and beat your head.

1176
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 2: Need to be back at one hundred percent. I feel

1177
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 2: like a relaxing weekend will do that. I might just

1178
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 2: watch PGA from wall to wall coverage because I can't

1179
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 2: go anywhere. I got tickets to Charlie Sheen on.

1180
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: Friday and Charlie Sheen doing what comedy? Charlie Sheen is

1181
00:54:59,520 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: still too.

1182
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 2: I want to hear a joke about tiger blood.

1183
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 1: What the where is he at the comedy club?

1184
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:10,720
Speaker 2: No, he's at some winery or something, Charlie Sheen.

1185
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: But I want it to be bad, god awful about this.

1186
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 2: They send us an email and I go, hell, yeah,

1187
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 2: I'll go see Charlie Sheen.

1188
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: How much were the tickets to see Charlie Sheen?

1189
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 2: Ninety? At his table settings and so people are buying

1190
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 2: wine and stuff. So the average person goes there is

1191
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 2: going to be spending one hundred and seventy five to

1192
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 2: watch Charlie Sheen.

1193
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: Do you get to meet Charlie Sheen?

1194
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 2: No, you could have for two hundred Okay, but yeah,

1195
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 2: so that But let's be real, I'm not I can't

1196
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,360
Speaker 2: even laugh without my head hurting. So but can I

1197
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: think on Charlie not being funny?

1198
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: Yes, there is no way that dude is funny at

1199
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: stand up comedy.

1200
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,240
Speaker 2: I just want to hear one joke about tiger blood.

1201
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 2: So I got tiger blood.

1202
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: Hey, can you bring us some audio Charlie Charlie's jokes?

1203
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: I want to hear some of Charlie's jokes, probably take

1204
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: your phones. I didn't think about that.

1205
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 2: So, yeah, remember how big his audio clips work.

1206
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: Dude, winning, winning.

1207
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,879
Speaker 2: He's gotta still tell some of those.

1208
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: Oh that is great, that is incredible. I had no

1209
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: idea Charlie Sheen was still doing anything in life.

1210
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 2: I bet I won't even get one laugh.

1211
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: No, I bet you'll get one laugh. You may get

1212
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 1: an awkward laugh.

1213
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 2: That's what he got banks on awkward laughs.

1214
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he may say something stupid and just be like,

1215
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: f you. Okay, that's kind of fun. I mean I

1216
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 1: may laugh because it catches you off guard.

1217
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,399
Speaker 2: Man. That's an interesting way of humor. You just catch

1218
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 2: somebody off guard.

1219
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. So if you want to hear my uh in

1220
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,319
Speaker 1: my golf pool, my golfers this weekend, if you guys

1221
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: would like to cheer for them, I have Cameron Young,

1222
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: John Rahm, Kegan Bradley, Kurt Kitiyama, Kittiana, I don't know,

1223
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,720
Speaker 1: Matt Kocher, and Sahi.

1224
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 2: The Gala coacher is not gonna pay his caddy again.

1225
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 1: And that's okay, Yeah, you like I love Gala. I

1226
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: love the Galla. I think he's so fun to watch.

1227
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: I try to cheer for people that I like, and

1228
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: I pretty much everybody has John Rahm in my pool,

1229
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: cause you only get there's all different tiers and you

1230
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,439
Speaker 1: can only there's like six golfers in the first tier,

1231
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: so you'll only pick one of them, then second tier,

1232
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: third tier, fourth tier, and so you're very limited on

1233
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: what you got. But I really like my team, and

1234
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: last time I got dead lascas two of my guys

1235
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: Withdrew from the tournament.

1236
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I remember the podcast you found out on it? Yeah,

1237
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 2: stupid ass. I think it's Fleetwood. I don't even know

1238
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 2: who it was, but Withdrew before you even played a

1239
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 2: damn hole. That's why we always do it live. You

1240
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 2: never know what, always do it live. Always we I

1241
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 2: believe we're gonna go with brooks Kopka top ten plus

1242
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty, top twenty.

1243
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: Did I do top twenty or top TENEP ten or twenty?

1244
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1245
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 2: I bet it's top twenty brooks Kepka top twenty for

1246
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 2: plus one eighty eight. But you guys are gonna hear

1247
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 2: this too late, so sorry, that's okay.

1248
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: That's okay, all right, But everybody, uh, hopefully the Nuggets

1249
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: win Game three tonight or Game two tonight, need the

1250
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: Celtics to I don't know what the hell is South.

1251
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: I don't understand how the Heat are good. Their coach

1252
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: Spultra is amazing, but I don't understand it.

1253
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 2: I know you're not gonna believe me, but I bet

1254
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 2: him a couple of times over the past couple of months,

1255
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 2: and I said, this is an interesting team. They could

1256
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 2: either win the championship. Who the Heat as an eighth

1257
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 2: seed just because he had bam Abadio. They got these

1258
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 2: two role guys that are great shooters, not yet, but

1259
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 2: not even the Butlers of the world that I.

1260
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: Know you're about.

1261
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 2: Duncan Robinson, No, Duncan Robinson and Hero Died. They have

1262
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 2: the Shrews guy and another one and Vincent Vincent. They're

1263
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 2: two great roles.

1264
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: I mean, all they do is have a bunch of

1265
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: undrafted guys that I don't understand. How you are this

1266
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: good with all undrafted players.

1267
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 2: And Kevin Love I thought he was in a body bag.

1268
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: Well he looks. I mean he's a lot slower, a

1269
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: lot grayer, and I.

1270
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 2: Can't believe he un sees the court. How did they

1271
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 2: squeeze him into the offense.

1272
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, have a great weekend, everybody. I'm

1273
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 1: head of Oklahoma City, So if you're in oklahoma' sate,

1274
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: look for me, buy me a drink, but don't come

1275
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: to my airbnb please. All right, we gotta go.

1276
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: Make sure you take some paper towel though, just in

1277
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 2: case swamp ass, you can just shove it right up

1278
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 2: your eye. Ye.

1279
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 1: I need to find out if it's an outdoor I

1280
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: don't know, and I don't like. I don't know how

1281
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 1: you dress in a wedding like in Oklahoma, Like is

1282
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: it like a fancy one or is it like a

1283
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,439
Speaker 1: because some of the people going are definitely like, don't

1284
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 1: give a crap, Like I went fifteen years ago to

1285
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: one and they we did Flaming Doctor Pepper's. I'm supposed

1286
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: to bring the stuff or Flaming Doctor Peppers again.

1287
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 2: You always go dress shoes, dress pants, and then you

1288
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 2: can go kind of relax on the shirt. You don't

1289
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 2: need suit coating.

1290
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: No, I'm not wearing suit coat and time. I'm just

1291
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: wearing some like khaki pants and a shirt.

1292
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 2: Last outdoor wedding during the summer, I went to brutal

1293
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 2: Oh why swamp pass for four hours.

1294
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1295
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 2: I went into the air conditioning and I was get

1296
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 2: in the chills because my swamp ass was that bad.

1297
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I tried to convince my wife

1298
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 1: we should have an outdoor wedding, and literally the weekend

1299
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: we got married north and it flooded.

1300
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 2: We would have been done in the rain.

1301
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so my wife is right. Thank you wife

1302
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 1: for being so great. You're amazing. All Right, we gotta go.