WEBVTT - Episode 283: Pregame - Erin’s Not Glowing, She’s Sweating 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:04.400 I was so I was worried about the man in line. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:10.960 Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:15.280 Hi, everybody, welcome to the Calm Down podcast. 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:21.319 Freak I go. I love this first question. I didn't 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:23.960 even read all of it, but I saw the beginning part. Hi, 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:28.280 Jen Trask. I'm a first generation female rancher who shares 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:30.760 about my ranch on IG. I receive a lot of 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:34.120 text messages for male ranchers saying you think you're better 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:37.520 than us, Ignore them or respond Wait, I'm confused. Why 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:40.400 are they sending you that? What's the point? Okay, well, 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:44.720 Jess as someone who's currently at Ruby Ranch, my own ranch, 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:48.320 which I fully admit that I have no goddamn clue 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:51.760 what I'm doing at all up here. Admittingly people like 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.160 why a ranch? Because I watched Yellowstone and I was 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.000 the asshole who was like, oh, this will be fun, 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:59.480 and have since now two years into this project, realized 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:04.120 these are the hardest working people in America, farmers, ranchers, 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.120 Like I mean, even right before we got on here, 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:09.560 had to drain the the hoses because there's going to 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:11.960 be a freeze that's coming, Like, had to put the blanket. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:13.440 All these days, there's. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:14.840 All these things that like you have to do that 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:18.280 I had no idea about. So jess if men are 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:20.720 coming to you and being like you think you're better 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.200 than us, why because then all of a sudden, you're 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:27.520 like doing something that they think is only male dominated. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:31.640 Or male like. I don't understand why they're intimidated, but 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:37.400 you also are a rancher. I'm confused. But to hopefully 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.640 answer the question ignore them or respond ignore them, there's 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.600 somebody in her to respond yeah, and they're looking for 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.920 you to get upset and defend yourself. And as this 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:49.360 is related but unrelated, people that try to like poke 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:52.520 Aaron and I on stuff like every now and then 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.520 we'll respond just because it's like we've had enough. But 0:01:56.080 --> 0:02:00.240 for like for ten bad comments, actually let's go bigger 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:03.200 on that number. For one hundred bad comments, we might 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:07.280 respond to maybe one and go for it. Aaron, here 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:08.480 is my life right now. 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:12.680 Where there was one yesterday where I somebody said, Aaron, juice, 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:13.440 you looks so great. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:14.359 You have this glow. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:15.280 What are you using? 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:18.280 And I said it's called sweat like we were outside. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.680 Stop me. If you've heard this about ninety degrees on 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.240 the field for four hours and it was like perfect 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:27.480 where the sun is just pow hit pelting me. And 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:30.800 I'm thinking, I know I don't have enough sunscreen on. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:34.359 I put sunscreen on, but there this was like a reapply, reapply, 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:36.440 And you can't do that when you've got all that makeup. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.919 And I'm thinking, here comes to pigmentation. Oh another field goal, 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:42.919 here comes the sunburn. Oh another field You know, it's 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:45.560 like you don't have time for that. But I when 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:47.440 someone said what do you use? I wrote back and 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:49.480 I said it's called sweat and I need a shower, 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:54.000 and some asshole wrote it's hot flashes. Shut the shut up, Yeah, 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.880 shut up, it's every time for five hours. Enough. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.480 Yeah, so just don't worry about those losers. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.480 You keep doing you and Jess, I'm very interested in 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:05.079 your ranch, so please tell us more. Let's just skip 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.400 past all the men who are intimidated by you for 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.840 doing things that they think that they own the landscape. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:13.440 On Rhea Leila Riah. 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:17.280 My BF insists on watching shows with closed captions on. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:18.680 It drives me nuts, thoughts. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:20.720 I'm so I don't know if this is boyfriend or 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:24.200 best friend with the BF I'm going to assume boyfriend. 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:30.080 But I saw Hoda and Jenna talk about this the 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.000 other day and I almost sent it to our group 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:35.960 chat about podcast topics. I love close captioning. 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:36.760 Love it. 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:40.800 I had Steve at our house for Thanksgiving and we 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:44.080 were watching you, and I felt so embarrassed that closed 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:48.480 captioning was on, but it kept coming on over your heads, 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:50.200 and I was like, we gotta have we got to 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:52.360 get this off. Yeah, oh, I'm sorry for Halloween. Did 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.200 I say Thanksgiving? Which, by the way, I need to 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.160 know if can he come to your house for Thanksgiving? 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.360 Because is Jarret going to be home? Oh? Even better, 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:03.160 he can come to my house because Jareded and Mack 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:06.120 are going to be alone and I'm in Dallas. They're 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.080 going He already knows the two houses he's going to hit, 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.839 and he's very comfortable there and they'll have a great time. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.160 Okay, this is will be so happy. 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:16.880 This was my conundrum, which we can talk about on 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:20.440 the Big Show because it was scheduling for Thanksgiving. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:21.760 So this is great. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:25.200 This is a Tales in the Basoy Thanksgiving Boys. Thanksgiving 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:29.279 literally a friend's episode episode. I said, Oh, I was like, 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.200 don't worry about. He has got a real thing. He's 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:32.880 gonna hate me that I said this. He does not 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:36.440 want to be alone on Thanksgiving, No, because I'm going 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.920 to be there for like five seconds. Anyways, we'll talk 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:43.279 about it later. So great, I'll tell you and you 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:46.080 know where he's going, and they'll be so excited, you know. Yeah, 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.279 look all the things that have so much more fun 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.479 than us. No ship, we're going to be working, which, 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.680 by the way, we're thrilled to be working. So you've 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.600 got the Thanksgiving game, I'll be watching you that night. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.480 Then I've got the Black Friday Game, which is Kansas 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:02.960 City Raiders. Who's your Thanksgiving game? Obviously, Boys and the Giants. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.800 The Giants. Okay, well you know what. Look it's a 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:07.400 great reason. There we go. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:11.599 Let's focus on the positive. So thankful. So I was 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:15.839 just for my outfit so not wait, I'm sorry. This 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.320 is also why Aaron is like such a planner. I 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.200 am draining the water out of the hoses so it 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.680 doesn't phrase it, and she's planning her outfit for Thanksgiving. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:27.960 I don't even know what I'm wearing tomorrow. Good for you, No, 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.599 it's not. I love close captioning is my point. I 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.320 do too, and we need it. The problem is, dear 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.480 closed captioners. Can we do it where it's not over 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.560 the scoreboard or over I need it in a better 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.200 area where it's not affecting the visual. You know what 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:46.000 I'm saying. Great point, it shouldn't be as large and 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:47.760 why is it always have to be in the bottom 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:49.800 if you should be able to move it around. I'd 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:51.600 also like a font change. You know I'm doing an 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.760 instant story. Can we scroll over and have a different 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:58.320 font change? It depends on your mood. I was facetiming 0:05:58.360 --> 0:05:59.799 a thing the other day and all of a sudden, 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:01.760 her eye iPad comes up with these thumbs up and 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:02.760 these weird I'm like. 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:03.720 What your iPad does? 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:03.800 That? 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.120 Does anybody else? I don't know what's setting you have 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:07.000 it on thing? 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.320 Remember when we did this from a zoom and it 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.600 did that you were telling a story or it did 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:13.120 that I. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:17.240 Know, I don't understand, or did fireworks too? AnyWho? I digress. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:19.080 I don't close captioning. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.440 The reason why I love close captioning is because sometimes 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.680 I can't understand what they're saying, or there's like a whisper, 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:26.320 or maybe my hearing's going bad. I just like to 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.359 follow along for story time. Also great for practicing the 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:32.800 prompter because you're reading out loud. For those of you 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:38.680 early broadcast students or twenty years into the business students, Okay, 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:42.799 love sports. Are you texting each other while on air? Yes, 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:49.120 the answers yes, the answer yes for a multitude of reasons. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:54.120 There is feedback on what's happening. There's thoughts, there's input 0:06:54.800 --> 0:07:00.120 so good, there's there's also compliments to one another. You 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.719 have to keep in mind too, like again, having the 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.240 great benefit of a best friend that does the same job, 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.880 different but the same Erin also will send me notes 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.120 on different calls that she's had with players if I 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.800 have them the next week, different storylines, just information, a 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:19.880 sharing of information, and also encouragement. Maybe there's something like, hey, 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:23.240 fix your caller, do something that other people won't tell you. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.000 So it's great. Yes, definitely testing. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:27.240 I've messed up before on Airin I've said to her, 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.000 I just messed up so bad, and You're like, stop it. 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:30.840 I didn't even see it. She's like, have you been 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:34.560 on I haven't seen you. No. That's Aaron and I 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.640 both get in our heads about things. So it's nice 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:40.520 to have one another be reassuring or be like, hey, yeah, 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:41.800 that wasn't your best, but you know what, we're going 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.080 to do. That next HiT's going to freaking crush. Or 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:47.240 if I'm like I ran the wrong package or said 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.960 the wrong thing. I also don't want to say ran 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.200 the right package or whatever I just said because I'm 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:52.800 not a director. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:53.880 But you know what I'm talking about. 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:56.920 Last night, I was on the plane and I had 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.680 YouTube TV on where they had like the three games 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.200 last and it was two CBS is in a Fox 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.120 and you Got You and Julian came on to do postgame, 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:06.920 and I wrote, this is so fun. You guys are 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.560 on doing postgame. It's like Chris always talks about it 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.600 when we come on. It's like the first time we've 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.400 seen each other and we think we don't know each 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.960 other's on TV, and it's really really fine. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.040 I have such a great time watching you do it. 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:31.040 I love you so much, I say, Kelly, oh no, passionally. 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:34.400 So both your spouses watch all your coverage when you're 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:35.760 on air or are they over it? 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:40.400 It's a great question. I would say. Steve's newer to 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.600 this game. I think Steve. 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:47.640 Steve definitely pays attention on Thursday because it's a game 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:51.360 pre game. I think on Sunday he doesn't pay as 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.160 much attention to. But what Steve will do is he 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:57.880 keeps a running list of nicknames from my outfits. So 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.680 would he finds which I find to be veryaining, Like 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:02.160 he doesn't know what I wear ahead of time, So 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:03.600 like he'll see me for the first time on TV 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.920 and he'll be like, ooh giving Mafia boss Why like 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:10.160 Boss White or things like that. He's got a wholess 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.720 in his phone of different like casual Cowboy or what 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.600 was the other one? It was like something cowgirl. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:20.880 I don't know. Anyways, I digress two good digresses. 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:25.240 He watches, but not intently the way that he probably 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.760 would have in the first month of the relationship this year, 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:31.720 I would agree with that statement or that answer. Yeah, no, 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.600 my husband, I think in me, I don't. He's just 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:38.000 he watches, but he's just not like living and dying 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:41.240 off of Yeah, the two My god, what's going on? No, 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.080 Aaron and I do that for each other. Yeah. Nixt 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:49.520 nix Kelly Hogan. In my competitive rec league tennis match, 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:53.600 my opponent was making blatantly bad line calls. I let 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.200 a few go before asking are you sure? After a 0:09:56.240 --> 0:10:00.280 third oh, after a third period, I struggle and how 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.680 to handle without causing a scene ideas I'm not the 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.760 right person to ask about this. I found myself to 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.840 be very blunt lately, including like today when I'm on 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:11.200 the phone with my girlfriend so excited to catch up 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:14.840 with her and I'm waiting in the Smoothie green Juice 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:17.760 and coffee line. Sir, I can do two things at once. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:19.840 In fact, I can do it with a broken heart. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:23.880 I can do five things at once. The I mean, 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.199 I have a guy behind me who's basically like, are 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:28.400 you in line for your order? Because I'm talking on 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.600 the phone, and I'm like, it's clearly annoying him. I'm 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.560 on the phone and I'm like, yeah, I am. The 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.000 person in front of me pays, but I can see 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:39.320 the cashier as I'm talking to Chrissa isn't done bringing 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.760 it up. He's like, go ahead, and I'm like, she's 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.959 not done. And I'm having a fight in front of 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.280 Carissa on the phone with a guy in the line. 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.280 So then I get up there. I order chrisa hang 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.760 on order, order order and then I go, hey, hold on, 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:52.880 one's that Chris. I turn around. 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.400 I go go ahead, it's your turn. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.400 Like I wasn't done, so I'm not the best person 0:10:58.480 --> 0:10:59.640 to ask about candy coating. 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:02.800 Chris, you take this one candy coated rainbows. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:06.160 I so to god, this was such a I've been 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:10.800 there conversation that I was privy to based just stuff 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:13.319 of being on the other end that Aaron was dealing with. 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:17.640 I was so I was worried about the man in line. 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:22.600 It's a Monday morning, sir. I flew back from Tampa. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:26.040 I was in ninety degree weather. I sat in my 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:31.079 own sweat for eight hours. It was very funny, and 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.560 everyone knows that person that's in line, to which I 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:35.640 then told Anon the story of like you know, when 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:37.920 you're on the jet bridge and you've now, okay, so 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:38.480 we're boarding. 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.800 We always talked about all this podcast. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.080 Is boarding zones. Okay, so now we've boarded, we're in 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.320 the right zone. We're in the jet bridge. There's a 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:51.360 backup because person, you know, number one in line can't 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.640 get their bag overhead. That's fine, we're all waiting, but 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:57.240 there's that small little space between like the person in 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:00.400 front of you, and where everybody else is like pile up? 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:02.280 Where are you going to go? They're like, can you 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:03.920 move forward? And I'm like, where am I going to go? 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:06.320 There's all these people in front of me. There's nowhere 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:08.160 for us to go, Like, don't worry about that small 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:11.200 little gap that isn't filled. So that's my annoyance when 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:14.000 people tell you to move forward to that move ahead, 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:18.800 moving ahead in the questions, Kelly, here's my answer to this. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:24.199 Who is this person? Like you say, an opponent? Do 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.839 you have to see her again? Or see him again 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:30.920 in this situation? Because I always like to use a 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:33.280 little bit of well, so does Aaron sarcasm with this, 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.440 be like oh we're going to get another free call, 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.240 Oh we're doing this today, or just use some John 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:41.480 McEnroe lines, just do like yeah, like kind of be 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:44.920 over the top of like but clearly sarcastic of like, 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.600 oh my god, looks like someone really wants to win today. 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:50.640 And then let them respond to that, because if they're 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:53.559 going to keep doing that like yeah, she goes, I 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.240 let a few go before asking are you sure that's good? 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:57.400 Kelly? That's good? 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:00.480 That was good? Keep doing things like that and then 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.800 at some point you got to just be like, not 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:06.400 gonna knock it off. Yeah, and because my husband, my 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.720 husband and I are from the Northeast but moved south 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:13.120 for his job. We're expecting our first child congratulations this 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:16.160 spring and feeling family guilt about being away from them 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.120 with their first grandchild. We're happy down here, but no, 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:21.000 being near family can be a big help. 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:25.839 Advice take it away, sister, You got to do you. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:27.839 I was trying to reread it and be like, oh, yeah, 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.640 you're down south for a job. You have to do you. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.560 If that's where the job is. It's I know, it's difficult. 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:35.800 I mean, I wish my mom was around right now. 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.160 She is a former art teacher. She's so great with 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.360 arts and crafts. Max at an age where he's like 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.520 kind of trying to draw, and my mom would just 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:47.120 be so amazing to have around. But yeah, it sucks, 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:50.600 like it does. But we FaceTime with them all the time, 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.000 and we're so excited for Christmas. Like I just saw 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.760 my parents in Tampa this weekend and they're just everybody's 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.000 so excited about how bananas he's going to be. 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:00.360 So it's thanks. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.880 But if you're there, if you're there for a job. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:06.120 I'm not sure what else you can do. Yeah, and 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.240 I think there's also an Again I speak from not 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:11.160 having a child, but I've been away from my family 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:13.440 since I was eighteen years old, and every you know, 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.640 my brother and sisters still live close to my parents 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:18.880 and they have all the birthdays and family gatherings together. 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.000 And I always think about, like, just try to put 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.760 it on the schedule, look for Thanksgiving and Christmas. That's 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.840 never an option for us because of work, which is fry. 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.760 But then like Fourth of July, like put things on 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:32.000 the schedule where you know you can at least or 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.680 they can come to you or you can go to them. 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:35.920 So it's something to look forward to. But don't feel guilty, 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:39.240 especially if it's for a job and you're supporting your 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.520 soon to be child, which again, congratulations exactly. 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:44.440 I love it. 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.400 Alyssa two two one two not a question, but a 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:51.920 tip for getting changed in airport bathrooms. Yes, bring a 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:55.280 pack of puppy pea pads to stand on and then 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:56.240 you can toss them. 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:59.840 That's a good idea. Wow, that's a really good idea. 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:02.960 I love it. Alisa two to twelve. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.800 That's a good little stocking stuffer for Kevin Burkhardt and 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:09.680 myself because we're on a text chain together where it 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.120 always gets brought up. There we're in the bathroom changing 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:15.720 and nothing is worse than the automatic toilets where any 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.760 sudden movement when you're changing, it's splashing the water up. 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:21.240 Or the person Aaron had won, the person next to 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:25.400 her that had whatever, like had a stomach ache, and 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:28.880 you're working, You're work install three and she's working through 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:32.040 a lot of things Install four and like, I'm not 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:35.200 even halfway through getting my outfit off, you know what 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:36.680 I mean. And they knew it was just gonna be 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.400 a long haul, and so I'm next to it, holding 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.840 my breath and I'm like not wanting to step. I mean, 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:45.080 I could have died, it was so not because of 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:46.120 what was happening, but I. 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:47.680 Was holding my bread. It was just a lot. 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.680 I've also thought too, I mean, I have neck and 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:54.760 back issues just from stupid shit, and also my posture sucks. 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:58.360 I've also thought like getting man impression pants on or off, 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.320 or my clothes on and off in a hurry. I'm like, 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.360 is this the way I'm going to throw out my back? 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:04.520 Or like a disk popping, you know what I mean, 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:07.360 because you're just like bent over in these stalls. You 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:10.040 know what another thing is about the bathroom stall change 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:13.200 is a real bitch or even a pee in the bathroom. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:15.360 When we're traveling, I bring a carry on. You bring 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.720 a carry on. keV does too. The stalls that are 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:21.480 so small that you the only way you can open 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.640 the door with your bag inside is if your suitcase 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:27.720 literally is touching the bowl of I'm like, so at 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:28.560 the back of your legs. 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.120 So are the back of your legs? Uh huh yeap. 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:38.240 But now our suitcases are so nasty, so nasty. Do 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:41.000 you have a wife from down? I spray it. I'm 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.960 going to actually do that today. I need to. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:49.320 I don't I should do that as we're having this conversation. Oh, actually, 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:51.440 it's that move when you go through TSA and you've 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.240 got to lift the backup and sometimes you got to 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:56.160 put the hand on the wheel because it's like its 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:56.720 you or. 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.000 You see the random hair coming off the wheel. 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:04.840 Oh go ahead, Oh go ahead. No, I was just 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:06.720 gonna say, it builds up our immunities. That is the 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:09.800 only way that I can justify the like disgustingness because 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:11.480 knock on, would you? 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:13.399 And I do not get sick a lot. We do not. 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:17.320 And it's like these people that are so ster like, Look, 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.720 I'm all about hygiene. I am the person that showers 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:21.840 ten times a day, Like whatever can I. 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:22.520 Test to that? 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:27.480 I just think at some point, like you know all 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:30.320 of this sterilization and you have a child, so it's 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:31.520 like you have to be careful, like when are you 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:32.840 going to let him pick up a thing off the 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:34.200 ground or when are you not going to like, oh, 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.280 today at the playground, he was digging in the sand 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.680 and pulled out a band had I was like, oh God. 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:43.280 Not in the mouth, not in the mouth, see exactly. 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.119 But you have to build up the immunities and the 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:46.080 babies because at. 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:47.720 Some point, like we're not gonna be bubble Boy and 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:50.000 got into the world and be like any little thing 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:50.840 sets them off. 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:53.399 Now, look, I gotta need the weird bathroom moments. 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.359 But yeah, you're gonna love this baby. I save it 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:59.040 for the big show. Kevin and I went to Tampa 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:02.240 this weekend and we went on the same flights there 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:05.760 and we connected. We had this we had this crazy flight. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:09.240 Thankfully it was just Atlanta to Tampa. This guy was 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.919 sitting behind me. I couldn't tell it was two things. 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:15.720 Stomach flew or he was drunk, and he was literally 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:19.280 like hunched, laying over on his wife girlfriend whoever was 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:21.439 behind me. But I was thinking to myself, if this 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:24.080 guy starts barfing the second we take off, I can't 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:28.680 do this. So Nosy Rosie Rosie name by the way, 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:30.919 for those of you that looking back. Kevin looks at 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:33.400 me and goes, oh, no, I give I give eyes 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:36.200 to the female flight at ten and I'm like, oh no, don't, hey, y, 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:39.200 Betty Davis. Eyes don't say things. We give eyes. This 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:42.000 is two things you said already today that are so wild. 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:45.439 She said, you're a folklore era earlier and I was like, 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:47.800 we're not even referring to a Taylor Swift song. And 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:51.919 she said folklore earlier on the call, and now I 0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:54.960 was talking about Terry and Jimmy and Drago. I know 0:18:55.000 --> 0:19:01.800 they're folklore heroes, but wait. So I gave eyes to 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:05.560 the I was like, we go back here. She's like, 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:09.840 let me find out. So somebody went. Another flight attendant 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:10.280 came over. 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:13.359 I didn't want to take off, and then he starts 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:15.879 puking or we got to make it the landing, Like, 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:18.880 let's deal with this situation again. You're so sorry. 0:19:19.040 --> 0:19:22.080 You were my observations, and I had one behind me, 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:25.040 joined the uber drivers and the flight attendants, like just 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:27.640